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Imogen and Harrison Predict the Future

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Never before has one known the true depths of cluelessness as these two bumbling idiots attempt to make sense of the divine mystique without someone accidentally cursing their families or something. This stuff can come with kinda ominous warnings. Have you seen thatOuija movie? It wasn’t very good, but hoo boy, it has got me worried. Imagine if that happened to us on an episode one day? Ha,ha, man that would be wild. You wouldn’t even be able to tell because it would all be audio! You’d just hear us screaming and being haunted and all that. Who would have even uploaded the audio? Spooky! Anyway. Join our neophyte foretellers as they explore the wide range of different ways these walking apes we call humans have tried to predict what will happen to them tomorrow from Miley Cyrus to Mesopotamia.

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Episodes

[MIDSOMMAR AND CATS INTERLUDE] THEN RUNES w/ Rosie Woodrow Kyle

In which Imogen, Harrison and Rosie lose their damn minds and go into a frenzy over two movies. One is bad, one is good, the other guard only tells lies. This episode we sing and shout things in unison a lot and the fun we are having is very audible over the recording. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary sch...

Jan 31, 202038 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Pendulums

Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary school bully again, we'd love to hear from you! Theme by Nicholas Godfrey Podcast Art by Hugh Hain Check out Pastel Magazine at https://pastelthemagazine.wixsite.com/pastel ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 23, 202037 min

Palmistry

In which we introduce a new year, come up with one new joke and find that Harrison gets a swimming pool when she gets older! Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary school bully again, we'd love to hear from you! Theme by Nicholas Godfrey Podcast Art by Hugh Hain Check out Pastel Magazine at https://pastelthemag...

Jan 16, 202030 minSeason 1Ep. 14

You and Me And a Poltergeist Part Two

In which Harrison goes underneath that red light, historic union busters are channelled and we have our most successful mind warp yet. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary school bully again, we'd love to hear from you! Theme by Nicholas Godfrey Podcast Art by Hugh Hain Check out Pastel Magazine at https://pa...

Dec 19, 201924 min

Bilbliomancy aka Great Googly Moogly It's All Gone To Sh!t

From previous predictions, it has been determined that this episode is supposed to be TERRIBLE. So truly bad that it might END THE PODCAST. Why don't you be the judge of that! Books used for the Bibliomancy divination are: Homer's Odyssey and The Oresteia by Aeschylus. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary sch...

Dec 12, 201934 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Imogen and Harrison And You and Me And a Poltergeist

Imogen and Harrison are abroad! In this episode we experiment Ganzfield Style in the wonderful hospitality of You, Me and A Poltergeist. We laugh, we cry, Harrison brings Sonic The Hedgehog to a dark place, Imogen thinks a lot about Kim Possible and we WARPP our MINDSSS! You can find You, Me and A Poltergeist at https://thatsnotcanon.com/ymaappodcast! 👻 Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask...

Dec 04, 201941 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Tarot....2! w/ Luke Dixon

My new nickname for Luke Dixon is Clifford because he's a BIG RED DOG. (to understand this joke you need to know that Luke has red hair. Now that you know this, look back at that joke at the top of this show notes. You found it funny now, didn't you. That's what I thought. I'm a comedy GENIUS.) Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly yo...

Nov 27, 201937 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Tarot w/ Luke Dixon

Luke Dixon Predicts the Future! Yes it's finally here, Imogen and Harrison have their FIRST EVER GUEST EPISODE. Join our triumvirate as we pull the cuck card, listen to horrible piano and FIND OUT WHETHER OR NOT MAGIC IS REAL?! (not clickbait) Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary school bully again, we'd love...

Nov 20, 201934 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Tasseomancy

In which Imogen and Harrison have an intimate episode, decide to have a child together, view the grim future of that child and Harrison leaves society, in ways other than being a transwoman. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary school bully again, we'd love to hear from you! Theme by Nicholas Godfrey Podcast ...

Nov 07, 201935 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Acultomancy

In which we have a challenge, THERE IS A PRIZE TO BE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, the children are unionising and Imogen makes a nuisance of herself. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary school bully again, we'd love to hear from you! Theme by Nicholas Godfrey Podcast Art by Hugh Hain Check out Pastel Magazine at htt...

Oct 30, 201938 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Online Quizzes...2!

In which Imogen and Harrison fall in love, Imogen deplatforms Harrison and Harrison tries to remember her True Name. Every week sexy sibyl HARRISON MINNIKIN and outstanding oracle IMOGEN BEHAN-WILLETT peer into the murky mists of the near-to-far future to answer YOUR pressing questions. “When will my partner stop loving me?”, “How will I die?”, “Why did Games of Thrones end like that, it was kind of a bad ending, right?” Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictp...

Oct 23, 201931 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Online Quizzes and the Archangel Micheal

In which we meet the third host of this podcast for the first time, one man's rise to skinny tea-based riches is foreseen and Imogen and Harrison Repent before God. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary school bully again, we'd love to hear from you! Theme by Nicholas Godfrey Podcast Art by Hugh Hain Check out...

Oct 18, 201937 min

Shufflemancy

In which our dynamic duo remember a central feature of the show, a google home scares them both quite badly and ambient graveyard noise makes a triumphant return. EPISODE NOTES: Every week sexy sibyl HARRISON MINNIKIN and outstanding oracle IMOGEN BEHAN-WILLETT peer into the murky mists of the near-to-far future to answer YOUR pressing questions. “When will my partner stop loving me?”, “How will I die?”, “Why did Games of Thrones end like that, it was kind of a bad ending, right?” Ask us about y...

Oct 10, 201935 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Lecanomancy

In which Imogen and Harrison’s get their fingies all yucky, Imogen makes the worst cough noise in history, and they both read fanfiction. https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Wayne's%20World%20(1992)/works Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary school bully again, we'd love to hear from you! Theme by Nicholas Godfr...

Oct 02, 201934 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Capnomancy

In which matches are played with, the two hosts scream in pain (unrelated to the first point), Imogen learns how she will die and Harrison discovers a plot against them. Every week sexy sibyl HARRISON MINNIKIN and outstanding oracle IMOGEN BEHAN-WILLETT peer into the murky mists of the near-to-far future to answer YOUR pressing questions. “When will my partner stop loving me?”, “How will I die?”, “Why did Games of Thrones end like that, it was kind of a bad ending, right?” Ask us about your own ...

Sep 25, 201930 minSeason 1Ep. 2

Cartomancy

In which cards are shuffled, cats are discussed and some off-colour comparisons to oysters are made. Every week sexy sibyl HARRISON MINNIKIN and outstanding oracle IMOGEN BEHAN-WILLETT peer into the murky mists of the near-to-far future to answer YOUR pressing questions. “When will my partner stop loving me?”, “How will I die?”, “Why did Games of Thrones end like that, it was kind of a bad ending, right?” Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at predictpodcast@gmail.com...

Sep 18, 201932 min
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