I've Never Seen...

Stephen and Albert have seen a lot of films but you wouldn't believe the films they've never seen! In this podcast, these two friends watch and discuss landmark films that either both or one of them had previously not seen.

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Episodes

11. Blind Chance and Sliding Doors

It is Polish art house versus British rom com this episode. The premises may be uncannily but the films could not be more different. Find out what we think! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 25, 2021•52 min

10. Tokyo Story and Taste of Cherry

Join Stephen, Albert and special guest Jamie to talk about two classics of world cinema. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 05, 2021•1 hr 11 min

9. Harakiri and Le Samourai

This episode, Stephen and Albert unpick and evaluate two 60s classics - one from France and one from Japan. This time you will get utter gushing about one film and a muted response about the other... But which way round is it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 20, 2020•46 min

8. Eyes Wide Shut and A.I. Artificial Intelligence

On this episode, Albert and Stephen discuss a real Kubrick and an almost Kubrick. Both films are new to Stephen but Albert is already a passionate defender of one of them. Get ready for debate and disagreement! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 2020•1 hr 12 min

7. The Blair Witch Project and Diabolique

A Halloween special where Stephen and Albert discuss a modern horror classic, The Blair Witch Project (1999), alongside a French suspense classic, Diabolique (1955) (or Les Diaboliques), a film that would inspire Psycho (1960, and 1998 - why not?) and is seen by many as an early influence on modern horror. Get ready for reappraisals, muted responses and impassioned defences. Also, listen to the end for some horror recommendations from Stephen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Nov 01, 2020•1 hr 8 min

6. The Deer Hunter and Coming Home

It is the most argumentative episode yet in which Stephen and Albert vocally disagree about The Deer Hunter, Coming Home - and Apocalypse Now. That's right, a bonus third film. What a treat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 2020•42 min

5. Caché and Naked

Michael Haneke's 2006 French thriller, Caché, and Mike Leigh's British drama, Naked, are discussed this week. Prepare for straight up gushing about one and debate about the other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 04, 2020•44 min

4. Audition and Le Bonheur

Stephen introduces Albert to two of his favourite films and then has to justify them for an hour. Get ready for a detailed defence of, and debate around, the divisive politics, messaging and general attitudes of Takashi Miike's Audition and Agnes Varda's Le Bonheur. Will Albert be won over or will Stephen back down? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 12 min

3. Nashville and The Player

It's an Altman double feature. Stephen has seen other Altman's but never these; Albert has seen only these. Do they hold up? Does Stephen get over his irrational dislike of long cinema? Find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28, 2020•59 min

2. Salo and Blue

On this instalment we discuss one of the most notorious films of all time, Salo, as well as the Jarman's extremely personal filmic essay on his physical decline. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 06, 2020•1 hr 20 min

1. 'Birth of a Nation' and 'Gone With the Wind'

Two infamous, overtly racist and hugely successful films. Join Stephen and Albert as they try to navigate the thorny conversation around these films, unpicking their influence; how they reflect their time periods; why they are pernicious; the dangers of a canonical approach to film and the key question: should you watch actually watch these films? Also, Stephen lists 13 essential films by 13 different Black filmmakers, films to watch instead. Images courtesy of Dolring Kindersley and MGM Hosted ...

Jun 23, 2020•1 hr 17 min

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