ChatGPT absolutely torches Jen and Pumps with a five star roast. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Shady Rays: Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code Hadit for 35% off polarized sunglasses. Spot & Tango: Upgrade your pets bowl with Spot and Tango Unkibble! For a limited time, go...
May 13, 2025•54 min
Does best-selling author Jesus Christ really need to be running more ads on tv?? Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Aura Frames: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Promo Code [HADIT] iRestore: Reverse hair loss with @iRestorelaser and unlock HUGE savings on the iRestore Professional with the code Hadit at https://www.irestore.com/Hadit! RoBody: Go to https:// RO.CO/HADI...
May 08, 2025•54 min
We may not be intellectual heavyweights but at least we're charming. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! This show is brought to you by BetterHelp: We’re all better with help. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/HADIT to get 10% off your first month. Bombas: Head over to https://Bombas.com/ha...
May 06, 2025•54 min
The world hates us and honestly, we get it. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! IQ Bar: Text HADIT to 64000 to get twenty percent off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Calm: Calm has an exclusive offer just for listeners of our show– get 40% off ...
May 01, 2025•53 min
Monét X Change is here in studio and ready to put a witchy spell on the evil wannabe drag queens running this country. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! RoBody: Go to https://ro.co/hadit for your free insurance check. Progressive: Visit https://Progressive.com to see if you could sav...
Apr 29, 2025•1 hr 2 min
For the permanent record, Donald Trump is god awful at interior design. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Pretty Litter: Pretty Litter helps keep your house smelling fresh and clean. Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy with code hadit at https://PrettyLitter.com/hadit. Aura Frames: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Promo Code: HADIT RoBody: Go to https://ro....
Apr 24, 2025•1 hr
Rahm Emanuel joins Jen in having tough conversations about the Democratic party. Josh Welch subs in for a sick Pumps. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Shady Rays: Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code Hadit for 35% off polarized sunglasses. Mixtiles: Get 35% off on all orders above $139 @Mixtiles with code Hadit at https://www.mixtiles.com/Hadit #Mixtilespod iRestore: Reverse hair loss w...
Apr 22, 2025•1 hr 6 min
We're fine with billionaires going to space, as long as they promise to stay there. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! This episode is brought to you by Betterhelp: Your well-being is worth it. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/HADIT to get 10% off your first month. Homes.com: When it come...
Apr 17, 2025•50 min
Don't wear pajama bottoms out in public if you don't want to be mistaken for a Trumper. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/hadit Bombas: Enjoy worldwide shipping to over two hundred countries. Head over...
Apr 15, 2025•1 hr
Would you wear a MAGA hat all day for a million dollars? Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Betterhelp: Your well-being is worth it. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/HADIT to get 10% off your first month. Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/hadit Homes.com: When it comes to finding a home - not just a house - we have eve...
Apr 10, 2025•52 min
There's nothing we love more than some good ole-fashioned sh**-talking session about coworkers, and Senator Chris Murphy does not disappoint. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Spot & Tango: For a limited time, go to https://Spotandtango.com/HADIT and use code HADIT to get fifty percent off your first order. Progressive: Visit https://Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance....
Apr 08, 2025•55 min
You’re so vain, you probably think this episode is about you. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: RoBody: Go to https://ro.co/hadit to see if you qualify. FX Dying for Sex: FX’s Dying for Sex. All episodes streaming April 4th on Hulu. Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code Hadit at Lumepodcast.com/Hadit #lumepod ASPCA Pet Insurance: To explore coverage...
Apr 03, 2025•53 min
If God is guiding your surgeon's hand... you're in trouble. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Quince: For your next trip, treat yourself to the luxe upgrades you deserve from Quince. Go to https://Quince.com/hadit for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order. Progressive: Visit https://Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. *Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and...
Apr 01, 2025•51 min
AARP's newest cover girl, Angela Dawn, joins us today to discuss fraud prevention. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Your well-being is worth it. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/HADIT to get 10% off your first month. Pretty Litter: Go to https://PrettyLitter.com/hadit to save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy. Branch Basics: Get 15% o...
Mar 27, 2025•58 min
We finally got Chelsea Handler to tell us what she's had it with. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Quince: For your next trip, treat yourself to the luxe upgrades you deserve from Quince. Go to https://Quince.com/hadit for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order. RoBody: Go to https://ro.co/hadit to see if you qualify. FX Dying for Sex: FX’s Dying for Sex. All episodes streaming April...
Mar 25, 2025•53 min
There are certain people that need to be removed from the gene pool altogether. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ5cvDR2HhVUcdVoTvvQKLw/join Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! RoBody: Go to https://ro.co/hadit to see if you qualify. SILENT VI...
Mar 20, 2025•52 min
Taking down misogynists and MAGA with Drew Afualo Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Spot & Tango: Spot & Tango is offering an exclusive deal for our listeners. For a limited time go to https://SpotandTango.com/HADIT and use code HADIT to get fifty percent off your first order. Homes.com: When it comes to finding a home - not just a house - we have everything you need to know, all in one ...
Mar 18, 2025•53 min
An orange toddler and a failed drag queen walk into an Oval Office... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Addyi, The Little Pink Pill: See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/pi Homes...
Mar 13, 2025•56 min
MAGA loves to show off their low IQ's... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Bilt: Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to https://joinbilt.com/HADIT. Homes.com: When it comes to finding a home - not just a house - we have everything you need to know, all in one place. https://homes.com. We’ve done your home work. Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period a...
Mar 11, 2025•47 min
Join our beaver walk for democracy, hosted by Angie D. Beaver! Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code Hadit at https://Lumepodcast.com/Hadit #lumepod Tushy: Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code Hadit at https://hellotushy.com/Hadit RoBody: Go to https://ro.co/HADIT to see if you qualify. B...
Mar 06, 2025•52 min
Pumps is showing signs of Dementia while Jen is looking better than ever. Oscar-winning actress Marcia Gay Harden joins us to discuss gender reveals and double-wide RVs. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Addyi, The Little Pink Pill: See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/pi Bombas: Enjoy world...
Mar 04, 2025•59 min
Angela Dawn is yassified and ready to hit the online dating apps. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Calm: For listeners of our show, Calm is offering an exclusive offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription at https://calm.com/HADIT. HoneyLove: Start the new year off right with Hone...
Feb 27, 2025•49 min
Jen decides to change her will in order to f*** with Pumps from the grave. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Prose: Prose is SO confident that you’ll love your results that they’re offering an exclusive trial offer: FIFTY percent off your first haircare subscription order at https://Prose.com/hadit. Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Progressive: Visit https://Progressive.com t...
Feb 25, 2025•50 min
If your toddler is your best friend, you just might be a loser. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: RoBody: Go to https://RO.CO/HADIT to see if you qualify. Go to https://ro.co/SAFETY for boxed warning and full safety information about GLP-1 medications. EarthBreeze: Get 40% off Earth Breeze when you sign up for auto-shipments at https://earthbreeze.com/Hadit Chewy: Right now you can save $20 on y...
Feb 20, 2025•51 min
Jen and Pumps are coming to you all the way from the big city with a brand new list of petty grievances to get pissed off about. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Bilt: Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to https://joinbilt.com/HADIT. Pretty Litter: Go to https://PrettyLitter.com/hadit to save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy. Addyi: Addyi, The L...
Feb 18, 2025•48 min
Pumps gets a promposal and Jen recaps the Super Bowl halftime show. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: RoBody: Go to https://RO.CO/HADIT to see if you qualify. Go to https://ro.co/SAFETY for boxed warning and full safety information about GLP-1 medications. Homes.com: When it comes to finding a home - not just a house - we have everything you need to know, all in one place. https://homes.com. We’...
Feb 13, 2025•44 min
In order to survive the next four years in Trump's America, we're going to need to laugh A LOT. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Shopify: “Established in 2025” has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/hadit. Homes.com: When it comes to finding a home - not just a house - we have everything you need to know, all in one place. ht...
Feb 11, 2025•47 min
Mommy-vlogging gone wrong, hate academies, and bumper sticker abuse. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Discover your relationship green flags, with Betterhelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/HADIT to get 10% off your first month. RoBody: Go to https://RO.CO/HADIT to see if you qualify. Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off wit...
Feb 06, 2025•45 min
Pumps reveals how she's personally been keeping the burger industry afloat with her own capitalist con. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only five dollars at https://Apostrophe.com/HADIT when you use our code: HADIT. That’s a savings of fifteen dollars! This code is only available to our listeners. Quince: Give yourself the luxury you deserve with Quince! Go...
Feb 04, 2025•46 min
Moral of the episode? DO NOT stick a Hawaiian Breeze Febreeze can up your butt... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: Shopify: “Established in 2025” has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/hadit. EarthBreeze: Get 40% off Earth Breeze when you sign up for auto-shipments at https:/earthbreeze.com/Hadit Acorns Early: Head to https:a...
Jan 30, 2025•51 min
