¶ Aging Celebrities Who Defy Time
Ahoy hoy to him what you said to me there .
Well , I was watching a Wells Fargo commercial with Steve Martin and Martin Short and I just sent Cole to like , hey , should we do an episode on celebrities who don't seem to have age ? Steve Martin looks identical to the way he did when I was five years old . He already had the white hair and whatever .
It's like he was born looking like he was like 50 and now he's pushing 80 . He's like he was born looking like he was like 50 and now he's gotta be pushing 80 and he looks like he's like 50 .
Yeah yeah . In his late 20s he looked 50 . Yeah , I agree with you , the Three Amigos . Wasn't that one of the oldest movies I remember seeing of him , with Martin Short , of course ?
That was , yeah , 86 , I think , is when that came out , but so the jerk was like 79 . Okay .
Um well , 86 , he had white hair . Yeah , 86 . He had white hair .
Yeah .
Yeah , yeah . So I think even in the seventies .
geez this guy , poor Steve Martin but there's lots of them and I mean , obviously they have access to better diets and whatever , and maybe they're injecting baby collagen into their faces . Oh no , there are several celebrities that don't seem to have aged . Yeah , there are Keanu Reeves . Oh yeah , keanu .
Who .
I'm not suggesting , but he looks like yeah Right .
Phil looks like Ted . Yeah , he can still hit . Yeah , hit the waves and ride in a phone booth Back through time . Bill and Ted there . Yeah , he does look great . The only thing is Is that his Five o'clock shadow Seems to have been the newer trend for him , I feel . But he does . He looks exactly the same as he did in the late 80s . I feel right .
Yeah , first I saw of him even pre-Bill and Ted , was Parenthood . Steve Martin's own , oh my god , vastly underrated . But yeah , it should be noted that Keanu Reeves is an awesome dude . From everything I've read , he goes out of his way to do stuff without trying to get noticed .
But that he paid the crew of the Matrix like a bunch of his salary Just really cool stories about him walking with homeless people and not trying to avoid the cameras , but just trying to figure out their story Sounds like an awesome dude , not aging . Couldn't have happened to a better celebrity . There you are .
Yeah , he's a like an awesome dude , so not aging couldn't have happened to a better celebrity .
There you are , yeah , he's a nice guy all around . I've seen a picture of somebody you remember the first Ghostbusters Owen , right , of course . Well , ernie Hudson , who is now 79 . He played Winston in Ghostbusters . He's the black guy people . Yeah , okay , 79 . He played winston in , uh , ghostbusters . He's the black guy people . We're not okay .
Um , so anyway , nonetheless , ernie hudson , he looks better than he did back then , like that's a real thing . This guy's like jack , he's almost 80 , like it's for real . You guys gotta look at , look up picture ernie hudson . I don't , I don't think I want to take a shot from that guy . You know what I mean , not just like stand there he's .
He's in pretty good shape for an 80 year old .
It's actually very amazing , my friend and I think it was season one of psych . He played gus's dad and felicia rashad , who was , uh , mrs cosby played gus's mom . Excellent show I recently started watching . Okay , but fact about Ernie .
Yeah .
Mr .
Ernie , not Mr Ernie out of Colorado . No confusion , shout out to Mr Ernie out there . No relation . Yeah , it feels like we're on a very pop culture episode here , my friend . We don't do this . Usually it's a celebrity shop talk with Owen and Colt .
But these are all celebrities from way back , I guess . But that's the point .
Yeah .
Jennifer Aniston still looks much like she did in the late 90s .
Yeah , I'm sure that seems like it's a hair dye situation only . So she's like Friends . Fame , I feel , is the biggest thing . Me and Nicole watched her in an Adam Sandler movie that was pretty good not too long gone . It was like a Netflix . Oh , I did see that .
Yeah , I don't remember what it was called , though because I'm old I forget that kind of stuff .
I saw one where it was like murder mystery kind of deal .
Yeah , that's it . Yep , yep . There's two of them , I feel , and it's a pretty good movie . People I still like Adam Sandler . He's a heck of a guy , I feel I don't know . There's some pretty interesting people . I found Paul Rudd right . He doesn't seem to look much different than he did previous to .
I mean , how old's Paul Rudd he's got to be like almost Maybe in his 50s . Yeah , I mean , I know he's older than that . So yeah , I don't know I should have done more research . I mean , that's part of the problem here on that one . But Paul Rudd , definitely he's aged well , Go Paul Rudd . That's a , that's a thing . Do you ? Who do you got on mine ?
I think it's 55 . Oh damn , no way . Go Paul Rudd . He's been eating his greens people , you know , cutting back on that .
Go ahead . Oh just , I don't see anywhere on these lists Salma Hayek but that is a if ever a gross oversight Like she is looking great . I know she's in her 50s , so I don't know why she wouldn't be on these lists . But Halle Berry too .
Yeah , halle Berry age well , yep , she's in her 50s , so I don't know why she wouldn't be on this list , but Halle Berry too .
Yeah , halle Berry age well , yep , mario Lopez is on this list from Saved by the Bell .
Oh , thank God , I know thank God I hope he beat up Scott Baio at one point in Century City at a BMX freestyle contest oh , my goodness , it's .
Yeah , that's a thing . He , uh , he looks different . He looks like he's had some plastic surgery . People who made these lists I'm going between a few one's just your typical Google search of people who come up , and then I have a BuzzFeed thing and you know there's a few other ones . So , uh , that's what I did .
If everybody out there wants to do this themselves at home sometime , you know , with their partner or friend or whatever I don't know , have at it , let's see another . Say that again , please .
¶ Celebrities Aging Gracefully
Idris Elba , who played Stringer Bell , one of the most complex and interesting characters in the history of anything . But yeah , he's in his 50s and he still looks like he Like . Yeah , he doesn't look like he can't fight , right yeah , yeah , he doesn't look .
Dave Chappelle kind of looks the same too . Actually I was just thinking that he's not on the list . He's got a little bit more weight in his face . But Dave Chappelle doesn't look like he's you know 60 or whatever he is .
You know he's got to be right around that age , yeah , and Will Smith still looks pretty young for being in his mid-50s , I believe . Yeah , jamie Foxx as well , I think . Jeez , probably everybody fortunate enough of our age to watch him live in color . My room is such great characters as Wanda yeah , wanda , oh my .
God .
And he looks like a . He almost looked older back then , yeah .
Well , that's what they were saying about this Ernie Hudson , the guy from Ghostbusters . They're like he looks better now than he did in the 80s .
It's like , yeah , he kind of does .
That's funny . These guys are on a health kick of sorts in Hollywood . I guess lately Rob Lowe was one that comes up and there's no mystery here that Rob Lowe I mean he does look like he aged pretty well , but at the same time another plastic surgery guy , phil . I'm just going to say it . I don't have anything against these people .
No dog in the fight here , just trying to call a fair contest of who's aged well , I guess I don't know if that's a thing .
Yeah , sandra Bullock doesn't really look like she's had much work done , or if so , it was like limited , because she's like 60 and still looks pretty good . Doesn't look like you could bounce quarters off of her face like , uh , what was joan rivers ?
oh , my goodness , that woman , she was like the plastic surgery queen , yeah , no , uh , is she ? No , I , uh , I haven't seen her in any movies recently .
There was one called like A Silent Place or something like that , or Bird Box , that's what she was in on Netflix , and she looked relatively the same as I remember her when she first started coming out with stuff when we were kids , or when I was at least . And then let's see who else we got Harrison Ford .
He does look like he aged pretty well for a guy who's like almost 80 . He still almost looks like Indiana Jones , I'll say , you know . So that's kind of a thing . There's a lot of these people out there who you know , people . I'm going to tell you this right now Some of this shit is genetics , right , I mean , that's a thing .
But if you just start eating , better lay off the McDonald's . No McRibs . I've seen their back for the season , unfortunately . The horror , the horror indeed . But you know , owen , how many steps do you average a day ?
you think ? I think it's like 27,000 recently . Usually 30 is what I try to go for . 20 is like a bare minimum , unless I'm traveling or something where it's just not possible .
But yeah , I stay on the move , right , and that's the thing , man , and I don't know . I've been averaging around the same I think lately . About 28,000 is what my phone says . I always have in my pocket and stuff , but roughly , and then you know , the flights of stairs help too . But that's the thing .
Even if you people out there which I'm not assuming you don't do anything , I feel like we have a bunch of listeners who are just avid outdoorsmen . And you know weightlifters , you know automatically cross-trainer zone , but you know so they may not need to hear this . But , man , if cross trainer zone , but you know so they may not need to hear this .
But man , if you just walk around while you're , like , say , talking on the phone , considering now that we all have cell phones and shit , that you don't have to just be stuck in the corner , you know you can , like I , even walk around while I'm watching tv .
I don't know about you , owen , you have the elliptical right yeah , I pretty much just stay on the elliptical while I'm watching . Tv by myself , right yeah .
No , these are things . These are all just activities that you just kind of get into and once they become a part of your routine , I don't know that shit helps you . But what I'm trying to point out here is that if you stay active , maybe you have a shot at aging well , Whereas a lot of these people they've had trainers and stuff .
You don't always need to go overboard , I guess is what I'm trying to point out .
Sometimes you just gotta stay active , use it or lose it , right ? Yeah , that's the same pharrell williams too . He still looks like he's like 14 yeah , I seen him on there too .
That's another one . No shit he does . He looks like he . Uh , he was on on MTV in fucking 98 . Still , you know what I'm saying . Like that guy did age , I don't know if you call that . Well , if you want to be forever 14 years old with a little ratty mustache , then that's fine , but fucking you know who I've seen .
I'm going off the top right now no list , owen . But there's a fashion designer and Nicole is shopping for some stuff and you see her on the thing and her name is Vera Wang or whatever , and she's like fucking 70-something and she doesn't look like that . She looks like she may be in her 40s almost or some shit like that . It's crazy .
There has to be some superfood somewhere , my friend .
Big monster fish .
Yeah , we gotta find the source . Yeah , I don't know . This is a cool episode . So far , I like it . I mean , we all know people and or celebrities that you've watched growing up who have taken a dark turn and they're unrecognizable at some point , and those are typically the people that took the turn of hard drugs and alcohol abuse .
I feel you know stuff of that nature or you know whatever . But , like , some of this shit is phenomenal that we need to figure this out on we is this turning into a hell show ? What ? Where should we take this ? Do you you have anybody else ?
I don't know , Are you going to be making quinoa salads for people Cole ?
No , I'm just thinking about it . You know a lot of these people , a lot of people . Oh , you know you'll like this one Julia Louise Dreyfus , elaine from Seinfeld .
Oh yeah .
She fucking looks the same as she did on Seinfeld in like 90 mid-30s woman or something you know like for fucking ever .
She doesn't have the like early Seinfeld crown hairdo . She did , though the epic . Yeah , that was the original like famous part of .
Yes , very signature .
William Shatner . He's in his 90s and he looks pretty damn good .
Oh no shit . How could we forget the Shatner ? I almost Shat it all over the place . No , yeah , no shit how could we forget the shit ? I almost shat it all over the place . No , you have not William Shatner .
You shall not forget the Shatner .
No , we cannot . And the fact that he is the face of Michael Myers' people Look it up or listen to our Halloween episode . But yeah , that's another one . William Shatner .
Elijah Wood still looks like he should have a lemonade stand .
Yes , he does . Elijah Wood Going to the book fair . Oh my God , he definitely looks like that .
Have a glass of warm milk and some cheese pizza .
Yeah , that is a thing . He was in a pretty funny show on Hulu with Steve Buscemi and I don't remember the name of it , sorry guys , but basically the Hulu with Steve Buscemi and I don't remember the name of it , sorry guys , but basically the first season Steve Buscemi plays God . Steve Buscemi never aged well at all .
I wonder if he looked weird from grade school on or birth . I'm unsure . He maintained that I love Steve Buscemi , but on the other end of the spectrum , steve Buscemi , he always looked kind of like a weirdo . Am I right ? Is this a thing that people don't know ? I don't know Anyway .
No , he's a wonderful actor Just beyond classics , but uh , he's different . Yeah , he's probably frightened children .
Yes , he probably has , and he's a really nice guy too . Like that's , another guy that I've heard a lot of good things about is Steve Buscemi . Yeah , absolutely so . That's cool . Hey , when you said Elijah Wood , for some reason it reminded me of you . Remember that kid from Third Rock , from the Sun , who's not a kid anymore ?
Yeah , who still looks like he's like yeah , yeah , I can't remember his .
That's a jungle gym . Yeah , I can't remember his fucking name , though we're on top of it today . You know that's the thing about this top-notch , hard-hitting journalism is we stay on top of things . Third rock from the sun Indeed . Yeah , I'm going to get this kid's name real quick . He's not a kid , damn it . Why do I keep saying that he's not a kid ?
Anymore he's like 40 something , I know .
He's got to be . I know exactly who you're talking about , but I can't think of it , kate Winslet .
See , I'm unsure who that even is . I don't even know who that is . Off the top Sounds very British . The name's very familiar . Yes , it is Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the guy's name . Okay , yeah , and he does . He looks the same . That's the thing he still has a lunchbox . He might .
Like a .
Garfield lunchbox , it's a possibility . The great GI Joe yeah , hey , kathy Bates , aged pretty well too . Huh , we're watching Matlock these days , people . I don't know if you know that , but there's a new Matlock out there , right , owen , isn't that a thing ? Yeah , I'm loving it .
Yeah , I mean , she always kind of looked like that Officially Within the first , oh sorry .
¶ Aging Celebrities and Hollywood Gossip
No , go ahead , oh , just sometime . Within a few weeks after starting to watch Matlock which I never watched the old one I then went on a mall walk with our friend , matthew , friend of the show .
And yeah , we were like , okay , we're officially old Owen's watching Matlock and we're walking around the Billings Mall , but hey , yeah , it was all floppy out and we wanted to get our walkabout in .
Yeah , for sure , and you know that's about getting those steps in keeping that health up . That's exactly right , my friend . I don't know , guys , take this for how you want it , but if you want to look some of these people up , it is kind of amazing how good good to me if you can't see the plastic surgery .
It's like , yeah , they must be pretty good people because that's a pretty good hand they were dealt . I feel I've never heard anything bad about harrison ford . Oh , randy quaid was on that list too , by the way , and uh , he looks about the same . I feel I don't know , der Deranged , Deranged . Yeah , yeah , did you like that ?
I snuck in something that is very untrue . He looks crazy man . Randy Quaid looks very different than what he did . I don't even know how he's related to Dennis Quaid . Are they like half-siblings from the trailer park ? What is going on ? I don't know .
They definitely make him sit in the other room at Thanksgiving .
Yeah , no shit , that's a thing . Well , I hope everybody out there is on that note , on this very holiday season that we're going through right now , because it is almost Christmas time , we just shoved some celebrities down your throat . That's what we're going to do , guys , some 80s ones as well , not even new ones .
Is anybody that we just talked about , besides Kathy Bates , working right now ? I don't know .
Maybe not , we know , scott Baio , isn't it ?
Yeah , thank God , anyway , I don't think we've forgotten this beef .
Scott Baale .
Yeah , it's not going anywhere apparently .
No , let's just keep going . So , other than Scott Bale , much love everybody Indeed . Thank you .