¶ Fictional Towns and Trap Streets
Uh , hoi , hoi .
Hey , what's up , bro ? Hello , you know what do you think ? Okay , so we have the shantyplex right and it's like our origin story , and so , like looking into this , it makes me wonder if we should try to create some sort of shanty paper town , because there's no longer an actual physical location for it , like some sort of random street .
I don't know how we do that . How would we go about doing it ? We obviously can't just pretend and make a map , or can we ?
I don't know . I mean decades before the terror and convenience of Google Earth , map making was actually a thriving industry . Yeah , and as we know , with industry there in the universe of business , there's where there's industry , there's also fraud and imitation .
Yeah , and so it was quite common for map makers to plagiarize other map makers' work Cartographers , I guess they're called .
Yeah , and so when , in the 1920s , general Drafting , represented by Ernest Alpins and Otto Lindbergh , suspected that other mapmakers , such as Rand McNally , were in fact plagiarizing their maps , so when commissioned to make a map of the state of New York , the two of them used an anagram of their names to create the fictional town of Aglo Right , which was placed
at an intersection Catskill Mountains , new York , 206 . And they hoped to catch McNally and others . You know , by copying it , that they were . You know they made this town up by themselves . It was not . There's nothing there .
Feels like fraud , man , but I get it too . At the same time , you know it feels like doing something like that would be like federal fraud . I guess it's not , maybe it is now , I don't know , dang , but go ahead . Sorry , I really like this is .
This small little story is quite large actually in a lot of ways I think Pretty is quite large , actually , in a lot of ways , I think , pretty interesting .
Well , it's just funny because they're referred to as trap streets . I guess this is not an isolated incident , it's just one of the most well-known . And they in fact did see that McNally published Aglo and when threatened with a lawsuit , she retorted with the fact that a shop owner had seen Aglo on the map or didn't say he didn't .
You know , this is what happened was saw Agla on the map , didn't take note of the fact that there were no buildings or houses in this , at this intersection , and so opened a general store oh my God . And by doing so then basically made it exist when it in fact did not .
Correct because they put a structure there .
Hey , side note , the original town I'm from technically is called Hammond Montana and you can look it up and it's a ghost town now and when I was growing up there it was literally just the post office in a school and the school was like a little trailer and the reasoning behind this people is because it was a ranch community , so like our nearest neighbors were
half hour away , kind of shit , and my school had six kids in it . So you know , I guess I could kind of see in relation to how this happened . You know what I'm saying , because think about all the little towns in Montana this is Montana , by the way people Hammond Montana , this is Montana , by the way People have it in Montana .
So anyway , but there's like two dots , what ?
is it ? My question is where is the bar ? Was it in the school or the post office ? Because you can't have a town in Montana without a bar .
I think it's a regulation , oh my god , do you want to hear the funniest part about that ? It burned down . There was a bar there . It was a bar in a post office in the school . Yeah , yeah , and I don't remember it , but the building , it was an old wood building and it stood there forever .
I do remember playing around it when I was a kid , but yeah , there was a burned-down bar there
¶ Exploring Fictional Town of Aglo
too . Yep , things happen . Very interesting life . Hopefully someday there'll just be a town , a town pump . Oh my God , yeah .
Yes , they can just have the school , the bar , the post office , the bowling alley , a heli-landing pad , an Olympic-sized swimming pool , hey , and you can get your hair did .
Right , yeah , well , all the fun stuff in life . My friend Owen's a fan of getting his hair did . Sorry , dog .
Hey , so nonetheless , when looking into this , yeah , it was very interesting that they basically busted the people who were counterfeiting Jeez , we can't speak today Marijuana , so like , at the end of the day , here they were counterfeiting their map , so they came up with a solution to catch them .
They caught them , them , and since this guy came up with a pretty good defense basically to counteract that lawsuit that they had filed against the fraudulent map makers right , so like . And that was to say that there was a general store there at one point in time that went out of business , like what the fuck ?
and it's debatable . It said that landowners oh , I have a quote said that landowners are .
Oh , I have a quote from the landowners . My friend , okay , yeah , yeah , no , no , for real , no , that's good man , darlene Beers , 65 now . She said my great-grandfather John , he'd owned that property and when he passed . This is actually going to add a little more information to this lawsuit and how they got around it .
John Need owned that property and when he passed , my grandfather , frank Need , sold it to an organization called Aglo Associates . There was a fishing lodge already there and they renamed it Aglo Lodge . So probably just like a little shack , you know , like on his land . It was for private use .
Over the years the Need family came to the conclusion that Eglo Associates was actually a front for the Rand McNally Company , the fraudulent map makers , which had decided that buying the property it sold for only $1 , and renaming the lodge was much cheaper than defending a lawsuit . Dang , just saying that's pretty clever . So they paid $1 for the land .
What the fuck ? When was this again ? Because I don't even know when . The 20th , yeah , okay , well , maybe I guess . Yeah , right , fine , whatever , so anyway , nonetheless , yeah , apparently she basically maintains that there was never a general store there , but also she didn't live there the whole time . This comes from her great-grandfather .
You know , and she's At the end of all that she does . Say it's a sweet story , says Darlene , and it reminds me of my dad , john E Jr , whenever I hear it . He must have had a great childhood because he told wonderful stories about living here . Says Darlene again , but the Al Glo general store never existed .
So basically she's saying her dad always told her stories about growing up in this area his whole life and said that that store never existed . But nonetheless , did you look into the aftermath of what's going on with this city or this what-the-fuck-ever township ?
I thought it appeared as recently as the 90s on Google Maps and then that there's still a thriving tourism .
Yeah , I did see that . Yeah , that it's still a thriving tourism . Yeah , I did see that .
Yeah , that it's still a tourist destination , which makes me feel better about , you know , my vacation plans . Not like , hey , honey , kids want to load up and we'll go to this town . That kind of existed , but not really , and we can see where there may or may not have been a general store .
Yeah , then we can watch reruns of Family Ties and Scott Baio auditions . I didn't mean to throw Family Ties under the bus , I'm sorry . It was a great program of the 80s , but , yeah , I should not have associated with Scott Baio in any way , shape or form . I apologize deeply . Alex T Keaton , I'm sorry .
Hey , the devil comes in many forms . My friend , some of them . So anyway , nonetheless , though , I do feel like the one thing I read about it also and I didn't see who put the sign up and I don't know if they know , but somebody made an Eglo New York sign and they put it pretty far up on a telephone pole so just like way far up there .
So it's hard to like , for nobody's gonna be able to steal it very easily at all , and uh , uh , also like it's very you can see it pretty clearly as well . So that's kind of neat . I don't know the whole story's fun . Hey , you know people out there , my friends in podcast land .
Yeah , I think we're friends , I don't know , maybe maybe acquaintances , getting to know each other , friends , you know that kind of thing . We could hang out and have a hot water at Owen's shop or something you know , cold Smoke Billings , montana . Okay , right .
So nonetheless , if you have anything like this , just , you know there is like a text thing on our below our episodes where you could just drop us a line . We can't answer you back , but like , nonetheless , you can drop us a line . We can't answer you back , but like , nonetheless you can drop us a line . I feel so and that'd be cool .
I would love to hear if you know of any like little ding shit towns that have a cool story in your neck of the woods , all right and you could also .
There may not exist correct , fair enough .
And also you could uh visit pitlock supplycom uh and pick you up uh , I tell a story shirt because I hear they make you a bit more intelligent and a good storyteller and you may be approached by a new room beat . And if you don't know what that is , go back and check out the Little People episode . Anyway , nonetheless , this is pretty cool .
Hey , I did see a thing . Do you have more on this beyond just that , the tourism kind of picked up there ?
And I just thought it was a rather popular novel by Paper Towns by John Green , yeah , and then in 2008, . And then a film adaptation in 2015 . And one of the main characters , margo , runs away from home and leaves clues and , yeah , discovers she's hiding in Aglo . Oh and yeah , that's awesome .
And then there's also it's mentioned prominently , apparently in the 2022 novel , the Cartographers by Tang Shepard . Huh , I haven't read or seen . I just don't even remember , honestly , how . I saw something in an article or on the TV that they mentioned this town and I was like we have to look into this a little bit .
Even if there's not much information , it's still pretty interesting .
I don't think we should go there or anything , but like just saying Do the non-existent general store , get some non-existent general store .
Yeah , get some non-existent prosciutto and Valencia almonds .
Correct . Just like at Cold Smoked Boogie's Bodega in Billings , Montana . All right guys , Anyway , moving on .
We're actually here , people . I promise you yeah , or at least in my mind we are Enough of the shameless plugging .
Okay , so Aglo though . Hey , so it kind of sounds like agro , Aglo , agro , I don't know . Hopefully we're pronouncing this right , Nonetheless , that Paper Towns book . Fun fact the book has been banned from schools in Florida .
All right , moving on , aren't books just banned in Florida .
That shouldn't be any news . I was trying to get past that . Yes , yes , I know , right , yeah , I know what are they . I don't even know .
Not just that book , probably Something tell me .
Read these tourist pamphlets , alright , yeah , that's what they want . Required reading . Yeah , who knows ? Anyway , pretty cool story . All these things considered , I do enjoy this . I wouldn't bring it to my attention . I do have a fun little thing on the other end , and Paper Towns is what these are called .
You know there is a term for these and there's like streets and such and all sorts of things . I guess Trap streets , yeah , trap streets , and not like the ones in Oakland and or Billings , montana . All right , guys . Nonetheless , you hope not .
Yeah , the Burnside's and Billings may disagree . So is there a fake mayor too ? Dude , can we be the mayor ? Maybe McWonderpants or something is a fake mayor of Aglo .
I don't know . Let's hold an election . I say you're mayor , no , you're mayor of Aglo . Bro , I voted for you . There's only one voter . You can vote for yourself . Don't vote for me , because then we'll have to do a runoff and I don't know what to say . I don't have any stances , okay , so anyway , not to get all political on the show , guys . Fuck .
I know it's that kind of year . We don't want any , any trouble . No , don't .
No , it's okay you have your own store there in billings montana , located on first avenue , not very general either .
Yeah , no , it's all over the place . Boogie's bodega got a track coming out , I feel , one day . Um , so yeah , but apparently , though , to also , this wasn't like a total like uh , these guys who created this paper town on this old school map ?
This wasn't like a thing that they even invented , because it was a thing that people had done in the past for map making . Did you touch on that ? Okay , I just want to make sure . Also , in 2008 , argleton Village in West Lancashire , which I believe is in the UK I didn't see if it was or not , but that sounds right , guys .
So anyway appeared on Google , complete with weather reports , a job site and an estate agent advertising houses for sale . Argleton vanished two years later , while its site was , and still is , a damp field in the middle of nowhere . It's worth noting that Argleton is an anagram of G , not real , although Google never admitted to having created it .
So , basically , google created this town it doesn't explain how , but it was a real thing and Argleton was a phantom settlement planted as a trap .
So , however , they went about it though there was an instance of this in 2008 , and they had , like , a job site and everything , but it has since been gone , whereas Aglo is in our hearts and memories and sometimes on Google Maps still .
So I wonder if you can buy fake Sealand passports in Aglo Fuck they need to team up .
Okay , who owns this ?
Where is ?
this . I think they do passports in Aglo . Fuck , they need to team up , okay . Who owns this ? That woman I wish her people would have never sold that shit .
We need to figure out who owns this property and get a hold of them and see if we can't kind of , like you know , bargain some things Because we need a shantyplex , you know area , even though we've never even been to . I've never been to New York . You've stopped at the airport .
I think , yeah , I've been at the airport , I think as a little kid , like an infant , I was through there . But Okay , yeah , then that's just the Counts .
It counts Just .
JFK Airport which .
Yeah , yeah , still counts , still counts . Okay , guys , nonetheless , all right , I don't have anything else . Fake towns , fake whatever , who knows , I don't know , it's fun . Lots of fake stuff out there in this world . People Beware , be scared . It's Halloween season , almost right .
Yeah , man .
Yeah , no , don't be scared , guys , just don't be stupid . That's a pretty good one Common sense . We all make mistakes , but you know , I don't know where I'm going with this Must be the reefer people
¶ High Dining Feature Film Patrons Wanted
Speaking of which . I was reading some news and they did a throwback and they were talking about . It was like a nostalgia one . So it wasn't really news , guys , it was like an article or something . But they had that thing . They showed a picture of the ad against marijuana where the girls melted into the couch . You remember that growing up ?
Oh , definitely they don't do marijuana and it's so dramatic it's going to fucking . It was like they did a shot of fucking heroin or something .
Which also I remember some comedian on I think it was on Super High Me . I don't believe it was Doug Benson who was responsible for that , but it was somebody else that referenced that and was like whoa , I've been smoking the when my Keys weed . I want some of that shit .
I remember that Did we watch that shit together ? I must have seen that too .
I saw it in Bozeman Pre-Shantyplex .
Maybe you were . Either you told me about that or I have seen that as well . Where are my keys ? Quality film , yeah , it is Fine , fine art Guys . You know we should make a movie of us just smoking weed , like a lot of it , and then going to fancy restaurants , hey . So if there's any patrons out there , get a hold of us .
If you want to make a movie , a feature film , of me and Owen getting really high and going to a lot of fancy restaurants in the Portland area , just let me know . All right , reach out , guys , cool . Anyway , on that note , owen , what do you think ?
Much love everybody All right . Even non-existent people of Aglo .
Aw , that's cute , bro Peace .
