Mom turned 88 years old and we hit the Casino! But first, I checked on my cousin Danny and ate a meal at Arby's. Full report included. Also...I won some dough at the Casino! Man with the Largest Penis in the world info...spoiler alert: He may live in his mom's basement.
I listen to a ton of podcasts. Today I'm sharing a few of my favorite ones. I've sorted through the crap so you don't have to! American Skyjacker MoBituaries Down the Hill Dr. Death (season 2) Your Own Backyard Business Wars The Wild Chicano Squad The Clown and the Candyman (I didn't mention this one in the show...it's too creepy.) Finding Cleo The Edge (Baseball Fans-Astros cheating scandal. Even if you don't follow baseball, this is amazing stuff.)...
Today we talk about so many premium topics. Do you know a FB friend that has to trumpet celebrity deaths right away like they are breaking news on the FB wall? What's up with that? Weird news: Penny Payment, Avengers Endgame, and a Beaver sighting on the subway SUPPORT ME, PLEASE?!! It's fine, I know you're busy.
I'm coming out, not as gay, but as a man who just purchased some Old Navy Jeans...which is probably worse. I'm leaving Levi's brand. Hear why today! Epic Chalky Chalk report. Casino FEVER! Hear about my $17,853 Jackpot. Support me! Why not man? :)
So much premium content today. I'm sharing with you Murder Tips I've gleaned from watching and listening to too many murder shows. Not only that, but I have another beef about your crappy driving. Music thoughts and more! Leave me a voice mail!!
Today, we talk about restaurants that make you "pick your protein". Texas Chili Parlour is overrated, sorry not sorry. A tad more penis talk. and a very strange promise to God that I made during Texas' horrible winter storm. This is, without a doubt, premium content! Please support me, man. C'mon! Fill me with Glee!
Today's PREMIUM CONTENT!! Buying from Groupon is not easy...there's nothing there worth buying. But I had to spend 42.00 so I bought Poop Bags for my dogs. My FB feed is awful! You need to step up your game. Outhouse Bear Crest Optic White vs Charcoal Toothpaste!! ONE YEAR anniversary coming up. Suppor The Flan??? Sure, why not? Consider sponsoring this podcast...and send me a message!
Greetings from the formerly Frozen Tundra of Central Texas! We are okay. Today, a look back at the 1979 movie, Superman Da Film! Cocaine Corn Flakes and more! Support my podcast because...well, it's good times!
I'm freezing here in Texas! IT's SEVEN degrees! WTH? No power for six hours, then when it came back on I downed three cups of coffee so I'm wired. I thought...Make a Podcast so here I am! Also: Asshat of the day. Criminal Astronaut in space?! Chalky Chalk Scale. Draft Kings is stupid...I tried it.
PREMIUM CONTENT!! Today's premium content topics include: Bangs are never a good idea. I don't get skydiving. Brimless Caps. Looking at your butt in the mirror. Tushy and a new segment! Gotta listen to find out what it is though! Send me a message! I'd love to hear from you.
Guys! Today's PREMIUM CONTENT features a special guest, John Bennardo. John is a writer and filmmaker. We met several years ago when I wrote a piece on his documentary about the 2 Dollar Bill. The film is available for FREE on YouTube. Here's a link to his Channel <------CLICK HERE We also discuss his new novel, Just a Typo. Available on Amazon <-------CLICK HERE Intro Music by Joe Freund Outro Music by Mike Flanigin...
So today, there is a lot to unpack. First, take a listen to my Fake, Santa Rita Ranch commercial! The ads show up regularly on television here in the Austin area. I thought I'd let you know what living here is REALLY like. (Yes, I've moved.) Today: Methuselah's teeth, Horses in trailers for the first time, Spiney Fish in the Butt, and... I'm not sorry that I don't think the Bernie meme is funny. It's mildly amusing at best and I got attacked on The FaceBook for having that opinion. I definitely ...
Things that exist apparently: Lasso Snakes, A Winery in a Sewage Plant, Covid in my Ice Cream, and more. What's an Engine Brake? Don't tell me. Baby Car Seat Contraception and so much more! What the hell is Horsepower anyway? Support my podcast with as little as 99 cents a month. Take the opportunity to fill me with GLEE! (a rare thing for sure)
Today's Episode of premium content includes: Picking up my HEB order and scoring some free Q-tips. This made my day because I'm losing it. Another installment of "Yeah, I don't get it". CRAFT BEERS-Jim will explain it all to me. Last---John Wiggins is out to KILL ME!!
Today, along with a few observations (I am no longer calling them rants. People are dumb and I'm just pointing it out) we will introduce a new segment to the show called, "Yeah, I don't get it?" Today's "I Don't get it?" segment involves the massive popularity of Harry Potter. Plus: Happy New Year to the firework assholes and I'm gonna defend Nickelback!
Guys...let's just say this episode is premium content, okay? Humans. Last-minute gift giving via Walgreen's or CVS. Ruining things makes you a bad person! Things I've ruined. Sleeping with Robots is not cheating. AND so much more!
This episode is a DEEP DIVE into the life of my cousin, Danny. Danny works in a chicken nugget factory. I asked him if he's ever seen a live chicken making a break for it at the factory. Want to know the answer? Well, give this episode a listen! Also, I stalk Danny when he's at church by watching the live stream on FB. Don't worry, I get something out of it, but when I see him, I text him. Will he answer the text while sitting IN church? Listen to find out. Plus: Arby's, Wolf Brand Chili, The Mo...
Fancy pens. Tom Waits??, A Complaint about my Coats for Kids observation. A plane almost crashed into my face live on air and more!!
Dawn Minke was a student in my ever class...in 1986! As a first-year teacher fresh out of college, I landed a job at Borman Elementary in Denton, Texas teaching 4th grade. It was the wild west of teaching back then. No computers anywhere on campus. No copy machines (we still used dittos). In fact, if I was ever sick, I had to call the principal directly so he could get me a sub. In this episode, we compare memories from that year, as well as chat about teaching, because guess what? Dawn is a hig...
The most expensive Christmas present I bought was for me!!! Plus Levi’s need to be in your pant rotation, coats for kids, and...are we still doing Christmas cards these days??
Eric Nadel is the Hall of Fame voice of the Texas Rangers, but he also has a passion for music. Today we take a virtual road trip in a 1976 Camaro, with T-tops off of course, and rap about the classic rock music we love. Springsteen, Petty Stones, Beatles, --and many more. Best band that shares a name with a city, state, or continent? We have the answer. Best (and worst) concert experiences. Bands we've seen more than any other. A few words about Hal Ketchum, who sadly passed away today. Both of...
In this episode we explore: Three sessions in 2nd grade speech class. Accusations I made out with the principal in the copy room. “A Teacher” on Hulu and why I’m obsessed. Upcoming interview you won’t want to miss. Leave me a voice mail at 512-466-0203! Thanks and consider supporting the podcast!
I’m quite sure my wife is gonna stab me in my sleep because she doesn’t think I’m funny anymore. As a result, I’ll keep repeating my funny sayings until she finally discovers the humor. I know a guy in high school named Cheese. Hoarder Mitch gets some advice and more!! Don’t miss out and please tell a friend.
Let’s talk about penises.
Buying flowers for your lady. The dude in the 1970 Chevelle tossed a cool menthol at your feet. Receipts for M&M’s? Outside people and more!!
My dog Rocky quit eating his $60 bag of dog food. It’s just not good enough for him I guess. Plus, I seem to always root for the murderer when I watch the murder channels. I’m horrible. Oh, and break down your boxes ladies!!
A confession 35 years in the making. Grand Funk Railroad. Disc Golf Update. Digging Uranus.
Best episode ever? Perhaps. Trips vs Vacations? What’s the difference? Walking to raise awareness. More great stuff. By the way, episode ends abruptly because Matt called and my phone stopped recording this episode. I wasn’t even mad OR irritated. I was mostly done anyway.
Today we explore: FB Swap pages, Dodge Caravans, my high tech set-up, low tire pressure indicator and much more!!
Today’s stellar episode feature listener mail. Plus I make my case to permanently retire Stairway to Heaven and replace it in rotation with a Gordon Lightfoot classic!!
