Episode 100: All I Know.
Life’s most important lessons. The lessons I wish I knew 20 years ago.
Feb 17, 2024•24 min•Season 1Ep. 100
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Bill Flanigin is a former Texas public school teacher turned freelance writer and author. His work has been published on sites such as Huffington Post, Culture Sonar, We Are Teachers, and even Scary Mommy. Bill is a story teller at heart and takes a keen interest in music and tacos.
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Episode 99: IT'S ALMOST OVER!
Life changing cliffhanger revealed! Last episode is coming at you soon. All my wisdom is coming your way. Until then, here ya go!
Feb 12, 2024•29 min
Episode 98: The Holidaze, I'm a Grandpa, & DPS pulled me over!
There are only two episodes left after today's episode! I'm marching toward 100! Everything you need to know is in the title of the episode. I'm too lazy to write it again in the show notes. :)
Jan 10, 2024•25 min
Episode 97: My Brush with the Von Erichs
If you grew up in North Texas, you knew of the Von Erichs, a wrestling family out of Lake Dallas that filled TV screens with their wild acrobatics and Tarzan-like physiques. I had a brush with them, quite by accident, that I'll never forget. It was, um, strange.
Dec 04, 2023•25 min
Episode 96: The Grand Gesture AKA The GraGes
Did I have a heart attack...no. But I thought, "This could be it." The Grand Gesture. It does not work. Thoughts? Thank god for... And the countdown is on to the end of my podcast
Oct 25, 2023•21 min
Episode 95: Only Five Episodes Left...then it's over!
It's all good stuff...I doubt anyone reads the show notes! Peace!!
Sep 26, 2023•36 min•Season 1Ep. 95
Episode 94: Did the Bank get Robbed??? No one knows.
Another few weeks...more crankiness. Oh well. Shout out to Chase Bank for the content in this episode. They are the best?
Aug 14, 2023•26 min•Season 1Ep. 94
Episode 93: Night Shift and Becoming An Old
Consider Watching one of the Greatest comedies of all time! Plus, you're invited to my birthday party on July 19th!!
Jul 12, 2023•34 min•Season 1Ep. 93
Episode 92: My Tonsil: A story to remember. Plus!! I was on a radio show (link in show notes)
An airport Banana, A tonsil story, and I'm not lifting the lid when I pee these days...find out why. Link to my radio appearance. https://kxrw.fm/two-rooms-at-the-end-of-the-world-ep-15-ft-bill-flanigin-6-26-23/
Jun 29, 2023•26 min•Season 1Ep. 92
Episode 91: Yes, I went to Hawaii and did a bunch of cool activities. And got Irritated.
Did I have a wonderful time in Hawaii? Yes... a trip of a lifetime. Did I get irritated at times? Of course.
Jun 03, 2023•27 min
Episode 90: Cologuard? Hmmm, Let's go to Vegas!
Vegas Recap and another yearly physical is in the books!
May 11, 2023•31 min•Season 1Ep. 90
Episode 89: Sneakers worn with suits? C'mon...be a man!
The title track is brought to you by....d-bags. Also, now that I'm old, it's become a priority to not be creepy. But if I was younger and doing the same thing...perfectly fine.
Apr 10, 2023•26 min
Episode 88: No more chalky reports! And other stuff!
A format change...since let's be honest, no one really cares if my knees hurt except me!
Mar 31, 2023•23 min
Episode 87: Giraffes, Being Cool, and Hello Fresh Salmon
I think the title says it all...premium content!
Mar 06, 2023•29 min•Season 1Ep. 87
Episode 86: The Dine and Dash Dater...my hero?
It's not a crime if someone pays the bill! Study.com rejected me! And let's grab ahold of an electric fence my friends!
Feb 17, 2023•24 min•Season 1Ep. 86
Episode 85: Sacs Magee, sung to the tune of "Faithfully" by Journey
Today, we discuss the childish humor that is Sacs Magee. Also, you can't just deposit money in the bank anymore!! Gotta call BS on that one.
Jan 31, 2023•27 min•Season 1Ep. 85
Episode 84: UT Basketball Seizure and Tom Brady Has Too Much!
The anti-sportsball episode. What can I say? I have a plumbing leak no one can find. 1800-PedMeds has the best customer service. Plus some other stuff. Enjoy!
Jan 17, 2023•28 min•Season 1Ep. 84
Episode 83: Dicks on the Church Program
Today is a premium episode. Too much content to individualize here! So just listen and enjoy. Oh, and sponsor me for as low as 99 cents a month! (Don't be a cheapy) But...if you don't like a recurring charge on your credit card bill, I get it. How about a one time donation via Venmo?! @bill-flanigin Whooohooo! Merry New Year!
Dec 26, 2022•29 min
Episode 82: THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
I can't even write anything without spoilers. But it involves payback and a Lexus. Shopping Carts RC cola and more!
Dec 07, 2022•24 min•Season 1Ep. 82
Episode 81: I threw up in Mom's Roast Pan
Childhood confession time Tip-flation solutions Olestra caused anal leakage...and we ate it anyway!! Remember Snackwells? And more!
Nov 28, 2022•28 min•Season 1Ep. 81
Episode 80: Mustard Sucks, but I Love the Time Change
What happens when you order a burger plain and, for some reason, get a boatload of mustard on it? Find out. Also, I like when it gets dark early! Why? Because I'm retired! Also, Goose Gossage.
Nov 11, 2022•30 min•Season 1Ep. 80
Episode 79: My Eyes!!! Working for Free and Randall's and being Naked People
Talking about my eye surgery! I can SEE! Plus thinking back on my 70s classmates that suffered from "lazy eye." What happened to that whole thing? Tons of premium content. Enjoy!
Oct 27, 2022•28 min•Season 1Ep. 79
Episode 78: A Job Fail. I blame the CHALK! Plus, a Constitution Car
Welcome new patron Gray Moosavi! He knows premium content. Today's episode is brought to you by standing at work for 7 hours. That's no bueno. Keep listening for more details!
Oct 13, 2022•26 min•Season 1Ep. 78
Episode 77: I Peed in a Cup. Fingers Crossed on my Drug Screening!
Evil Mopac shares my DM on Twitter about lazy Westlake people and their propensity to waste money on doing things they are too lazy to do themselves. Buying Jeans online seems like an impossibility and much more! Yes, I really did pee in a cup! And handed a warm, frothy cup of Urine to a hot chick nurse.
Oct 04, 2022•26 min•Season 1Ep. 77
Bonus Update Episode 76
Just listen. It’s only a minute. Takes me longer to type a description
Oct 01, 2022•2 min•Season 1Ep. 76
Episode 75: A collision with a camouflaged painted car?
So much premium content...free of charge. Of course, feel free to become a sponsor and get a weekly shoutout! Today's episode talks about a special form of doofus that paints his car camo. Also, do I need a job? Listen to a strange but true recent job interview I just experienced. Fantasy Football is fucking stupid and much more!!
Sep 09, 2022•25 min•Season 1Ep. 75
Episode 74: The TruGreen Guy Yelled at Me!
It's hard to get good help...especially at TruGreen apparently. Oddly, I wasn't Mad OR Irritated by him. I was simply mystified. Also: Now That's What I Call Music (A compilation music CD) is up to...listen to find out the number.NO Spoilers! A Home for Harry Styles is bittersweet.
Aug 26, 2022•28 min•Season 1Ep. 74
Episode 73: I just want to buy a damn cookie!
My adventure to get a cookie at Crumbl. Also, Jackets...TV shows that include Texting...and Plaster Casts!! Hop on board and enjoy the bellyaching! Cheers!
Aug 13, 2022•22 min•Season 1Ep. 73
Episode 72: Trauma in a Public Restroom
So much is going down. I can dig it, but I'm maybe not hip to the scene, man. Today is premium content galore. Trauma at a urinal. Old people's sexual adventures and more. Listen, Share, and Support you rat bastards.
Jul 29, 2022•27 min•Season 1Ep. 72
Episode 71: A Stink Pickle Encounter
Yes, today I relate the story of a Stink Pickle encounter. Is your job contributing to and making the world a better place? A sports card story of epic proportions. AND MORE!
Jul 12, 2022•28 min•Season 1Ep. 71
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