Ep 30 - Bottomless Samosas

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And it was about two o'clock in the morning I'd say, right? And I just by accident went into someone's life, but I was the only one in there, and he just looked down and saw my name and I screamed And I just hung up. Well, I just got out of it. I didn't know what to do. It was traumatic. I went into one the other day and they were like, Oh hi PJ and then I had to stay. And then I just stayed there for half an hour. But they that's the thing, they don't know when you've left, so you can't leave.

Hey mummies, I'm Kevin and I'm PJ and welcome back to I'm Grandman. Are you finally happy with the lighting now? No. Kevin turned on the overhead lights and it's pure like gammy light. saying overhead lines as if it's like not just go fluorescence. Yeah, but we can babe you know I don't do the fluorescence I do the Phillips Hue bulbs. PJ wanted to turn on the extractor fan light instead of having the actual lights on in our kitchen because he said More intimate.

It's grand. Guys we're just waiting to be back. I know. But sure, you know what, we're making the best of a bad situation. We are girls. Has everyone call up in? Are we alright? Just checking in. We had a grand weekend didn't we? Yeah that's the thing. I feel like I did have a bit of a hiccup now.

To the latter half of last week I was kinda like, Oh, I'm over it. Yeah. But then I was like, Okay, come on, let's mark the weekend and we had a screen. I think that's what you need to do. I feel like especially for me not working from Monday to Friday I need to actually do something to actually mark the weekend just for some bit of normality and structure to my week. Yeah, pure like go outside and pretend to queue up for the club. I locked Kevin outside for half an hour and then I let him in.

One thing that I like doing is like I'll have bagels Monday through Fry and then come Saturday I'll get a loaf of sourdough just to you know what I mean? Just so we're still doing proper brunchy grates at the weekend. No, but you haven't bought a loaf of sourdough since quarantine started. You mean you'll eat my sourdough. Well you you do the shop on the Saturday morn. Yeah. But like That's one thing I can't wait to do pose. I know. Like out outside like

'Cause you're having gargy brunches at the moment and we make that well like have someone else make it for me, you know what I mean? And just be carefree. You know what I mean? And just have my oat milk latte to start, have my juice. I'll probably even do samosas to mark the occasion. I feel like we will, will we? Mimosas! I was like, why are you having a samosa for brunch? I saw your face and I was like, What's he making a weird face?

Mamosas. Honestly, I meant mamosas. I'll actually have a samosa. What's that thing? Samosas are gorgeous, though. Samosas are gorgy too. I'm not sure about for brunch, though they could be. They could be. Somosas, I'm dead. I'm dead. You know when you go to brunch, girly, so you get the bottomless samosas.

They're just gorgeous, aren't they? Okay, what's your like perfect post-lockdown day out? Um okay, so I wake up. Yeah. I go to the gym. You lost me already. But like the gym. I know I want to go to the gym as well, but that wasn't first on my list, but come on. So I wake up, I go to a gym, so I have all the equipment, I have a screen, I shower, then I come down to you, I mean

Yeah. Get a few day drinky bits, then all the girlies arrive on join us at different stages. So everyone makes their own entrance. We all have time with them to be like, haven't seen you in ages, this has been great. Continue getting drunk. Yeah. Halfway through the day, Hose surprises me, his passports come true, he can come to the UK now. Come back to our house, we all throw a dinner party together, have a gorgy meal, go clubbing, wake. I was thinking that I wanna do

Morning spa bits. Nothing over the top. I'm not talking hot stones or like, you know, deep tissue bits. I just want to literally the basic spa essentials. I meant more in the line of petty. Oh you want a petty? I want a petty. I couldn't get a petty Like why would you pay money to have someone tickle your fiends? Oh my god, you say that. Remember the time. Remem remember when those

Like they were like tadpoles in a dish and everyone used to get it done on holidays. And they used to eat the dead skin at your feet but then they took a turn then and people stopped doing'em because apparently they were laced in bacteria and everyone's feet were getting fed. Oh really? Yeah. I did it anyway when I was in Salo. I couldn't.

Dip my feet in the water. I was rave as well. Cause I play the tenor for it and then I was going ah and then they'd be starting biting your feet. I was skitting off and I couldn't do it. Really? I did it as well and I put my feet in and I'd a cut on my foot right and they all attached. The cot, and then the girl screamed and goes, You're gonna kill the fish because your feet have cuts in them. And I was like, Well, you could have told me that before I put them in there. Like I took my foot out.

I was like shaking them off. What? Yeah. What fish were they? Piranhas. Oh my god, is this a piranha? Oh my god, are you doing piranha bits? Oh my god, excuse me miss. Those piranhas. Soft piranha energy. I'll then meet you in central London somewhere. We'll go shopping, I'll buy a new outfit ready to go for the day. I'll get changed there and then. Oh can we have a montage when you're in there or it's like

She is literally and you're like coming out of the dressing room and you're doing bits, yeah. I'm gonna leave because I'm gonna arrive in my cozyware. And leave it in the store. And leave it in the store just so I'm saying goodbye to Anira and I'm gonna say You can keep this and I'm gonna get into the new clothes there and then we're gonna go for brunch, we're gonna have our drinky bit.

And then we're just gonna stay in central and like you said, meet all the different groups of friends we haven't seen in ages, but embrace them all and like yeah, and then as the night progresses it's just like Mayhem. Squalar. Drinking I feel like I'm gonna regress into like the fifteen year old gay boy that I never was at those teen discos and just kiss all the lads. Do you know what I mean? Just like go from fella to fella and nothing serious.

Just kisses and that and baits It's gonna be such an exciting time and we're all gonna be so grateful and we're all just gonna have a laugh. I will just say we need to pace ourselves'cause one thing that we tend to do when it comes to big days Like that, like the end of quarantine, like like like previous times when we were let out, we go overboard, don't we? We do too much too early on. You do, yeah, yeah. No, you do too. Do I? You get very tired.

Don't you? Maybe if we did the Volk of Rebels and we can keep going for the day. I get very tired. You get very tired. When did I get tired? Very lethargic. Very bum bum bum bum bum bum. No, we just drink until you get angry at me and run away. Yeah, see I get angry. I don't really get angry, I used to get angry on the J. And I said, okay.

We had margaritas at the weekend girlies and oh my god, I feel like my life has just begun. Yeah, that's how we marked the weekend, you know, last week we were planning on the marks and sorry now. Such a good good shout. Real. And you were making them up then like a professional cocktail mixer. I was so impressed. I know, I was very much living my bartender fancy.

You were, weren't you? I thought you were gonna start rolling up your sleeve then and swing'em around your hand. Well I was using the neutral at shake em so I don't. I don't think that was I had the right equipment, you know. But they were so lovely girls. But also lads, they're chaotic. You need to be so careful because they taste like little bits of heaven. Yeah. You just drink'em so quickly. Yeah. We the night escalated from us like chillin' on the roof. Yeah.

Oh god, lads, because we'd been talking about Omegle the week before as well. It was in our heads, so we came into the gap then and we were like we're gonna have to do Omegle for the skin. What a laugh we had. We got some funny bitches, didn't we? But as well I thought it was gonna be all like Willie's cause I haven't done it in years and I just thought like oh

The internet's after getting even more chaotic insane. Lads, we met some characters. It was mad no literally couldn't write it. I'm goddess we didn't record it. There was that fella from Arkansas, first of all, who I thought was lovely. So right, we went on to these people and I was like oh being a bit chaotic so I was like we can just ask them anything'cause we never see them again. Kevin was like

How are you? How's quarantine treating you? And I'm like, Do you want a gun? And then he just produced a gun from his back pocket. No, he had a holster, he's saying. Yeah, he had a hold so and he just goes, Yep And I screamed I was like, Oh my god I goes, I knew you had a gun'cause you're from the south And then he was like, Oh I have more guns, Jonathan we were like, uh yeah

Then he whips out a flamethrower. I asked him if he was Laura Croft, then he was skitting. I don't think he knew who she was. But I was getting V Laura Croft energy. Oh I was like A U an assassin. But you'd expect him to be kind of angry or kind of he said he was a Trump supporter, which obviously we aren't all in favour of, but he was still a lovely guy and No babe behind his eyes.

In his interactions with us, if we're basing on that, he was quite uh gentleman. No. He was nice. I feel like he would have murdered us if we were. I uh the reason I had to get off the call quickly'cause I saw he was scouting us via GPS. I thought he was really nice. I just thought that it was like look at this guy on the other side of the world, probably very different views to us. He was a heterosexual, he said he had a wife, who apparently was in the other room.

Even though like was she not questioning like why is he chatting to these random gay lads from She was probably training the son to become an assassin like the dad? But I thought he was nice and we met a fella with a puppet. That was a bit bizarre. It was bizarre, but I thought the puppet was funnier because it was like

this puppet just popped on screen and then we were just chatting away to it like it was our friend. I pro Sesame Street and I think it's a little bit more than I kinda saw past the puppet, weirdly enough. I just saw the human. Inside the puppet. He seemed a bit uncomfortable in himself and I think that's why he had the puppet up. Yeah. I feel like he was still a good ventriloquist, but I still feel like maybe he was on the internet seeking acceptance.

But it was a very like amazingly done puppet. Like he's an artist. Was there anyone else? I met two fellas on there were Oh Kevin got two numbers William from Paris. He was bisexual, he was lovely. But then again you were talking to me like oh so you were low? I'm during quarantine and I'm like, Are you gay?

Do you want Kevin's number? And there was the other fellow then, there was a fellow playing the guitar with the nipple out. It was so funny and we were like we gave him my number and he never texted me out. Oh. We were like, Yes, she just keep his nipple. He was loving it, he was like I got these gay li wasn't even gay. No, but he was loving the attention. But we had a ski

We'll have to do like an omegal session for the podcast. Yeah. Oh my god, we should do a very haphazard margarita tutorial for social Let's do a Margarita tutorial. I wanna be like that meme where your one's like and just a shot of that. Pouring in half the bottle. Us pouring in all the tequila. And girls, we're gonna tell you our secret extra special ingredient. Oh.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. I love that okay girlies you better stay tuned for the margarita tutorial. I hope the weather's nice as well because margarita's in the sun. You can't beat us. Also, girlies, we reach 10k on Instagram and we're a week. We're proper influencer girlies now. With the 10k, we can do the swipe up. We're coming for all your gigs, influencers.

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I heard if you look in the mirror and say Tommy T's three times Jimina Jimina Pears Great work though. Great work though, we love to see it standing up for what's right. So because we have a load of new listeners which we're weak for We're gonna do a theme that we've covered before, but hopefully it will let you guys get to know us a bit better because I know that some people for some reason have messaged and have started from the most recent episode

So they don't know what's going on in previous epis and it's a very chaotic way of doing it. Very chaotic. Very chaotic, but we're here for it'cause we're still listening. So yeah, we're gonna answer a few questions for you girlies. The theme for the The theme for this week is PJ's balls dropping. Alexa! Play when I grow up by the pussy cat down. Shut off. Alexa, don't. Alexa, stop. Though I would love.

Later. Later. Go on. The theme for this week is Quarantine questions. Alexa, play Fly on the Ball by Miley Cyrus. I love it. I love it. Do we need to turn it off? Yeah. Old school Miley is the best Miley. This is very Avril Levine energy. Yeah, very heavy eyeliner. Avril Levine and Tony Parton had a baby and it was Miley. Five, six, seven, eight. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. I say yes

This was very dark eye makeup, Miley, wasn't it? I used to loved the styling back in the day. Which had a smoky eye. Yeah. Very bang on the door chick and moose in the hair to make it curly. Ready? Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall Fly on the wall You know them all. Nobody. Oh yeah, shit, I can't be playing the ball again. Elaxer? Stop! I love that you don't know Liver. I do know lyrics. You don't. I don't know lyrics to any song. Why is it so bad? I love it.

I know a lot of stuff, I just don't know lyrics to songs. You know, one of the proudest moments of my life was when I was about I say about nine and we were going out to Balancolic Cinema with my sister Linda Yeah and there was a song on the radio and I sang and they were like, Oh my god, PG, you know all the lyrics? And I was like, Yeah.

And then they were like, that's so cool. How do you remember them? And I was like, just listen to it, Like. And I thought I was the fucking bee's knees. The first time I went back to Cork for a Cork Pride ride, I'm trauma. They used to do this thing. I think they still do it in chambers in the gay club in Corn.

It's called lip sync for your drink, right? And you have to get up and lip sync. I was locked, right? Anyway, had my hand up in the air, got called up to do it. But they don't reveal the song till afterwards. And I'm ashamed to say I didn't know the lyrics. Also I was locked so even if I did know the lyrics I wouldn't have remembered them in the moment.

But I was just walk I can't even think about it'cause I my mouth is shriveling up'cause I'm so mortified. I couldn't get out any lyric. I was literally going around like song. I can't even remember it was a Spice Girl's track, so I definitely should have known it. But I was just going around the gaff going watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.

Because they say'cause that's a trick of the trade guys, if you've ever worked in theatre, if you're ad libbing and you're at the back of the stage and you don't know what to be chatting to your scene partner about. If they're not like giving anything back, just say watermelon, watermelon, watermelon in like different variations and it looks like you're having a full blown conversation. Or you're just craving some fruit.

One or the other. I do love that era, Miley. I love that era, and whilst the other one can't be tamed, I love the music video for Can't Be Tamed. I love that they were like can't be tamed. She's a bird. She's a We're giving her feathers. She's not Hannah anymore. She's Miley now. We can't aim her. She's a bird. I love it. I What's going on there? Eight o'clock. Oh wait, we just have to clap for the NHS. Two seconds. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! John, it's not it.

Woo woo woo! Let her open our sunroof! Woo! You can do one in the sunroof! Woo, come with us! Can you with him? No. We should get a pots and pen. If they're throwing stuff at us who the no one is. Woo! Oh yeah. I've never seen that neighborhood. Have a good evening. I've never seen that neighbour. That neighbour's squatting in the house, I think. Funk your h I thought he said fuck your horn. Woo! Okay. I love that. I love that so much. For all the NHS and H C girly.

What's going on? Me, so rude. Me, why is someone why is someone making so much noise during the recording? I was just about to say that I felt like Miley Cyrus doing Campy Tane was a cultural reset before I got rudely interrupted by all the claps. Nah, that's so lovely and I think it's such a nice thing to do. You know the first week we did Clap for Care or I cried I nearly cried like Yeah, I found it very overwhelming as well. Me and Kevin came in and we sat down on the couch.

We never saw that neighbor before in our lives. Oh, I didn't know there was someone living there. I do think he's squatting. I do feel like the people being kept in the attic in his house. And I say that, he looked kinda mischievous when he came out. I feel like he thought he was being discovered by the police. Do you know what I mean?

Okay girly, so this week you're gonna be a fly in the wall. See what I did? Oh I don't know. Um when we answer your questions that you submitted to us. Do people even care? About what? Like stuff that we have to say about like ancestors No, not really, but like we don't this is the team. You don't have a choice, Carly. You can stop listening if you fancy. Where's my phone? Tune back in come back next week when we're doing a a more structured theme.

No, I like this. No, me too, especially because it's their questions. Exactly. And the last time we did it was episode fifteen and it's now episode thirty. So like And there's been a huge jump in people, so like there's people coming through. And from an O C D's perspective, I'm loving the fact.

That we're doing it on episode thirteen, the last one was episode fifteen. Anyway, first question. First question. Let's go into them. I mean, there's so many. We really were inundated. Everyone wants to know stuff about us really. It's quite overwhelming. It's quite overwhelming, really.

Anyway, right, go on. What were you gonna do? I think because I'm after seeing this one just from scrolling about four times, how did you meet? I feel like we've discussed it before. How did you talk about the podcast? No The fucking podcast. Did we say it? We've told people numerous amount of times that we met because you were obsessed with me and you found out that I'd done a dance class so you came to stalk me into

Is kinda true. Oh you No, I wasn't obsessed. I was loving the fact that you were dancing. Anyway, PJ was teaching a routine in used to teach it in the Mardike. We're not telling the story again, just go back to previous episodes and listen to it, I'm sorry. And I went in and the routine that he was teaching to her was cockiness by Rihanna and we had a scream. Yeah. And isn't it weird the way the shoes on the other foot now that you're like us or something? Um Right.

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Well th the clue's in the name Oh sorry, of course it is. When I'm back in Cork I have to get A soul bat. I love KC's and Douglas, which is obviously divine, but I think it's ridiculous when you see like hundreds of people queueing down the road for it. Or else at the end of a night out I do. Do my hillbilly bits. Oh yeah. We do like our hillbilly bits. I don't think so. What would be the equivalent? It's like a nicer KFC innit. It's a nicer KFC and like their gravy is like tear. It's gold.

It's like sorry, no like it's definitely after giving me type two diad of grave. Something in it and I'm not sure if it's the legal path. We're definitely gonna have future health problems because of it, but it's so worth it girlies. Obviously in moderation like everything else girlies, you know us we promote a healthy lifestyle.

Did y'all get along okay yesterday since it was Wednesday and she's her fingers crossed? Awww Did we? What's y'all about? Where's she from? I dunno. Sounds kind of American, doesn't it? I love it. Did we? I remember We were having a grand day. It's so funny'cause we were saying

On the podcast last week that we had a fight and everyone was messing us being like, What's the fight about? And I go, Oh like we fight all the time like we're like sisters. Just regular fights. But the yesterday you got a bit annoyed though yesterday didn't you? Yeah, because you started the workout Before me. So PJ asked me if I was working out. I was like, Yeah, working out around six o'clock, half six when he finishes work, and I was like, We'll do one. He's like, Cool, I'll join him.

Anyway, half six comes, Peter Silas and made a move from the bed and I was like, oh well I'm gonna start. So I literally just started doing warm me up e bits knowing that he'd hear the music coming from the laptop and would come down. Then it came down and he was like, Oh, do you just want to do it yourself so? And I was like, Oh no, like I thought you were Johnny

But you obviously just want to do it yourself, don't you? Oh girls, if you were Kevin, wouldn't you just knock on my door and be like, I'm just about to start out, do you wanna come? I had been up to you an hour before and was like, I'm starting at six or half past, and you're like, Cool, I'll be down. Well you want me to come up and lift you down the stairs? No, you could adjust me like I'm starting now.

Or you could have just come down at the time we had arranged. Okay, we're not we're not gonna get into it now again. Anyway, another question was how often do you fight and how do you make up? And I think the way we make up we don't really fight that much'cause I think we're quite honest with you. Yeah. We have like little tiffs, but like I think the way we make up is one of us just comes in and goes, Come on, this time. Make a joke about it, right? Yeah. And we say sorry. Yeah, exactly. I think

It w like we don't really ever fight over anything too serious. It's always kind of stupid stuff. And that's the thing, especially like in quarantine. We're living the same gaff, we only get out for an hour a day and stuff. We're like constantly like with each other. So it's only natural that you have like the odd argument, same you would with your brother or sister or your mum or whatever. And like if I'm ever in the wrong and I feel like I've done something bad I wouldn't like be proud about

just come down and be like I'll be like, Oh I'm sorry, I just snapped there for no reason. I think we're both good for that for like owning up when we're wrong, you know what I mean? So our fights are never really even that serious. They're always over silly things and as well I hate fighting in general so it just you know, I try and avoid it. Yeah, but you're good at like'cause you never physically fall people and that's what I used to

So like you you're good at like being the mean girl like Regina George fighting like psychological fights. No, yeah using my mind. Yeah. I remember before there was a fella that used to live in one of the estates near me And I went to school with him as well. I wasn't really friends with him, but it was just convenience, I suppose. Friendship out of convenience.

And one time I was at his house, right, and there was a few of us there from school and they were all kinda pure fighting and I was like, What are you fighting over? But we were like quite young. Yeah. And I remember His mum was a bit weird and she like hauled me over and she's like, Kevin, come here'cause she was obviously like witnessing it. You know what I mean? And she was like, Are you a peacekeeper? Why I was like, I'm burning in money now while I was

Sorry. I was around seven or range. She was like Are you a peacekeeper? And I was like Was she in like Flowy Garmin's and making a hummus? No, that's the thing, like I don't know She was definitely smacking up some incense, being like Child Are you a peacekeeper? But like she wasn't

That weird, really. Well I didn't think she was at the time, but looking back now this sounds a bit weird. My mum didn't like her either, but I got on to that. But she was like, Are you a peacekeeper? And I was like, What you mean? She was like, You just love keeping the peace and I was like Yeah, and she's like, You're a peacekeeper and I was like I remember I was weak for myself then'cause I was like, Oh my god, I'm not the one. You very like oh yeah kumbayap.

But I remember on that same day, I remember for some reason You wanted to join the monastery. For some reason she gave us crackers, right? And I remember I walked home and I got up to the gaff and I was gagging for a drink of water and my mum was like, What's wrong with you? And I was like coughing and everything. And she was like

She didn't want any more peacekeepers because she wasn't. Because I made her son look bad. But um my mum was like, What's wrong with you and I was like, Oh I was just eating a biscuit and she's like what biscuit was it? And I was like A cream cracker and she was like, What was on? and I was like, Oh, it was dry. Your man's ma'am gave him to us. An assassination. But my mum was literally like, What? She gave you dry cream crackers?

And she was like, you're not going in there anymore. Wait, your mum wouldn't let you down to the house again because she gave you Joy Cream Cracker. Well, thinking back, like, it is a bit psychotic given the case. It's dangerous. But just give me she definitely had a bit of butter in the fridge. She might as well have given you a plastic bag and go put that on. You die of exphyxiation eating the crackers raw. I was kind of a peacekeeper as well, but like you couldn't be too much.

keeper on the north side like because you had to fight. Like so I didn't like fighting growing up at all. But like I've gotten in loads of fights just'cause like otherwise I get this shit bail out of me. 'Cause like some, you know, I'm like six four like and I was always the tallest in my class. So people thought that if they like beat me up they were like a man or something, like a major. Does that happen a lot? Yeah, like they was always like fight me at lunchtime.

then you'd always have people sneaking each other lighters that they could put in between their fists to make their punches tighter. Oh that was so stupid. It worked though. Does it? That's up there. Do you remember the lads in the school who used to put thumbtacks on their runners to say they ran faster? I was like, Are you taking in the hand? Do you ever get that?

The lads they used to stick the thumbtacks into the base of the shoe because he used to help him run faster. I was like, No, and you're wrecking your shoes that your mum's paid money for I remember one time

I was friends with this fella and he was mad into like Gaelic football and I remember they're playing one match over the summer so it wasn't like an official match. But it was down in the country somewhere and You went as a cheer team. I went down because a lo well, I thought I was going as a cheer team, but there was a load of the lads on holidays

So like they could make up a full team so they asked me to play. I'd never played like I played in PE and stuff, but I never played like properly. And anyway I was getting shouldered out of it by one fella and I was like And like I've played football and stuff but it would never you'd never be like pushing and shoving someone really like

Especially like when I was playing in the school boys' league. Yeah. It was very polite, really. Were you like, ooh babe, stop. I was actually like, Are you serious? And I was like, I can't really even tell anyone'cause I didn't even know the coach's name and I couldn't really like and I was like, Is this the norm? Am I being Am I just being a base particular, you know what I mean? But he was pure rude and I was thinking, Were only kids get a grip? You, excuse me.

Who hurt you? Me literally excuse me, you know you're actually being very rough. Why are you so fucking angry? Sorry, this is my first time playing this game in like an actual match like this. Can you be a bit considerate? And you're putting me off it? But anyway, yeah, I've got pure annoying. Love your stick though, love your hurley. Oh my god, where'd you get the grip for your hurley? I love the way you put the colours on it. Can you pick any colours you want? Anyway.

Oh my god, skittin' one goal goes lads drop the skincare routine please. I'm obsessed with that. Soap and water, babe. Soap and water That's all it is. My very top game on energy when it comes to my skincare routine. What you mean? As in do you ever see the joke when it's like tops Oh yeah pony like do soap and water where bottles be putting on the whole fucking ASOP skincare regime. You love your kin spits as well though, don't you? Well I wear my oysterizer'cause I'm not an animal like.

Isn't it so funny? I remember like the first time like I bought a moisturizer and I remember like getting laughs off my brothers and even my dad being like, Where are you going with the moisturizer? I remember the first time my dad caught me wearing hairspray, I was in the car and I'd use my mum's

Um, you know the linette. Oh linnes. And it just reeks it it's Granny spraying it. It was gorgeous. I used uh love the linette. It was it gave you such body and home. But I remember I got into the car and my dad was like, What's the smell? And I was like, Oh, I think it's Linesh. And then my dad was like, Who's she? And I was like I was like, no, it's the hair's red and he was like

What are you wearing hairspray for? You're like a girl. Is this so mad that like you know what I mean? You would have been better off being like, Oh I just sprayed hairspray to cover up the smell of cigarettes'cause I smoke and he would have been like alright. You'd have been like delighted'cause been like, Yes You know what I mean?

Isn't it crazy that he was getting bad over there? But I'd just to be skitting at people with like a fifteen step skincare routine. There's no need for it, is there? It's just loads of stuff. It's too much I mean, what do you do bits? I do my moisturizy bit. I love the soucan bits'cause they're parabin free. I don't know what that means. What does parabin mean? Is it parabin or is it parabin? I say parabin, but I remember um Jonathan Vanessa.

when they did an episode of Queer Eye, they said that you need to get the moisturizer that's um sulfur and parabin free. And I'm weak for myself since I dunno. Oh. But I remember when I spotted it on a moisturizer, I just took it and went with it and it was a suicid and it's so light in the face. This isn't a sponsor post by the way. But I that's what I use. And then I use some like um it's like uh

a green kind of base kind of moisturizer thingy that reduces redness'cause green girlies. It's a makeup stick, babe. No. Your your green stick. I have a separate green stick that I use for nights out because if I'm doing my eyebrows, my eyebrows are very sensitive, so if I'm plucking a few astray hairs, why are you saying that as if I'm not sure what's inside the rank. But why are you passing it off to be a moist razor? Because I have one

That's like a tinted moisturizer, but it's with green. Why are you getting so angry? Because you're making me out to be a liar. I'm not. You are I stuck before there. Calm down! Ha! They're li they can't hear me. They're listening to Kids Bom. They can't hear me because they're listening to Kids Bom. I love that meme. I love that meme. Just type in kids bop woman, it's so funny. But then if I do the eyebrows and they're a bit red, I have another, it's like a green stick.

that I do for underneath the eyebrow areas. Kinda my T zone ish as well. And your cheeks. I don't know what that means. Ah I don't put it on my cheeks. No. Some people love it. Do you remember we were in um that nightclub? Um Fire. The chaotic one. Yeah. We've we never go to fire, it's like an all night rave. I remember I was like a kid in the candy store when I went there first and then very early on in the night I realised it was chaotic. It's because though we went in and everyone's in like

jock straps and like shirtlets. I went in there in a shirt and jeans, I'm sure. Kevin was wearing a polo neck and I was wearing jungleese. Anyway we're in there and then remember the finally he was like, Hey Rosie And I was like What? And he was like nice rosy cheeks and I was wee Oh yeah. I love your rosy cheese. I like'em sometimes if they're not too severe. Very porcelain energy. But yeah, it's some motor.

What you need to do is t fucking toner. Do you ever put toner on your face? I never. Sometimes if I'm in the shop and I'm looking at products or whatever, if I'm in the keel shop or if I'm in ASOP I d to the toner. If you're ever hungover and you just spray a toner on your You're just like It's a hangover cure. It's a hangover cure. They do one in the body shop, the vitamin C orangey one.

Stunning. I didn't know what you meant by toner initially. But I know I call it hangover spray. We're such bad gays that we don't know good skincare. Well we do, just don't do too much. Look after yourself.

Keel's is gonna be a sure bit, isn't it? Oh but then like there's some anyway, we're not experts. Yeah, uh video to follow. Okay, so this one says, Love your tattoos. Do you have a favorite? And the one right next to it says, Does Kevin have any glam tattoos like PJ? Tattoos. What are they? Tattoos? Tattoos. Tattoos. Tattoos. Tattoos. Chatrux. Tattoos. Tattoos.

Tattoo. Anyway It doesn't sound like a word. I just can't stop thinking about all the things she said running through my head. Tattooed. Oh that was an iconic Lesbian word. Cultural reset. I haven't stopped saying cultural reset. What does that mean? It's like like a defining moment of our generation, wasn't it? That like it made it was just like a complete switch in like pop culture. Like when Britney kissed Madonna and then Christina came out. Exactly, that kind of thing.

When Lizzie McGuire came out on stage and out at Palo, that was like a cultural reset. Anyway, go on. Anyway, do you have any tattoos? Tell them about the tram stamp. I don't have any tattoos, right? I think tattoos are stunning. I love them on fellas, I love them on girlies. I would love to get one but I have a crippling fear of permanency. Anything permanent I hate as well because I feel like I just Get tired of it after a week. I might love it to begin with.

But then I feel like if it's gonna be on me forever, that kinda gives me a bit of anxiety because I'm like will I still love it in six years? But I feel like everyone questions that before they get a tattoo. Yeah, but that's the thing, I'm such

An overaccurate type. No, I couldn't deal with you if you're not going to be able to do it. I remember all the back and forth before I even went to get my nose piercing done. And then even when I had it done, I'd wake up and I'd be like, Oh my god, I love it. And then like I'd look in the mirror and I'd be like, Oh my god it's horrible and then I had to take it out'cause I couldn't deal with the back and forth. I forget I have tattoos sometimes like

No, but just like one of them's on my back. Yeah. Like one of them's on my hip. So like I never see it. Talk us through them. I love your Werthers original one, which do you wanna talk with that? Ha ha ha. Why did you get so awkward though? No, because obviously you might want to talk about it as opposed to me. I'm glad you're laughing. You were about to cry. Basically got the word as original tattoo after my dad passed because

So his favourite sweets were his original, even though he shouldn't be eaten'cause he had type to diabetes like. So I was like, Funk saying But um he used always buy them and have them in like the glove compartment of the car and I used to hound them all. Then he used to be raging on me'cause I was hounding them so he'd hide them on me around the house. Oh. And we had like this weird like un game where I would like find the word as originals when I'm hung over and eat them all.

And then he'd be like, PJ and I'd be like you shouldn't have them anyway, babe, you have to have two diet. That's so lovely. I remember my grandday Joe used to always have butter nuggets in the house. What are they? You know what they were lovely? No, they were like those um Irish boiled sweets. I don't think you can get'em over here. They did'em Line Shandon Street. Butternugots. They did them everywhere I'd say. But again he was

Type two diet. Yeah, like I was skitting but then yeah, so then I just got it like in memory of him. I love it, it's my favourite, and I love it just'cause I've never seen it before. I don't think I've recalled any confectionery on anyone's body. I love when I'm in a club and someone's like, Oh my god, boys, you have a word of original tattooed on your arm and I just

Pawn blank in the face and go, It's for my dad who died. And then they go white as ghosts, and I go, Yeah. And then they buy me genitalic. Do you actually do that? Yeah. Talk us through your other tattoos because If people were laughing at the words original, it's just as well they can't see the other tattoos because they're a skit. No, not some of them. Tell them about the one on your hip. So that was

My hip tattoo is the first one I got right. It's the most chaotic as well, girlies. It was a chaotic period. I didn't even know about you then, but it must have been a chaotic time. So basically I was going away, I was moving out of Ireland, going on this new adventure. I was feeling really nervous and I was like, I wanna get a tattoo to mark the occasion. But I was starting musical theatre college, so I was like, fuck I can't have any visible tattoos, they will kill us.

So it's like I'll get one in a place you can't see it, so I'll get one on my hip, sluttiest position in the world. It's pure like a porn star. It's very porn star energy. Very porn star energy. Um but went in anyway, ended up getting Tavan and Tal Esh and Leoch on my hip, which is a shano Irish shannokel for Fortune Favours the Brave. But I love the sentiment behind it and the fact that you got it done Osquelga. Come to think of it, if I was to get a tattoo done, maybe I would go along the Irish

I suppose you know those people like getting like Arabic or like getting like Yeah, I wanted to get like it in my own language. Yeah, that's nice. I do love why that's saying like Fortune Favour's brave, just go for your shit and live. Yeah. It was just the placement was hilarious. The placement like the T is on my right hand. Also, I hope you don't mind me saying because I know tattoos can be kind of perfect.

The font is a bit chaotic. I like the font. The font is like a Comic Sans French script crossover and I don't know if I'm here for it. Do you know what I mean? It's cute. I just think very calligraphy energy. It's not babe. Thing I've looked at my calligraphy bits. But I think what's hilarious is that I I got matching tattoos with my nephew Dean,'cause he's the same age as me and we're like brothers. He has Fortune Favourite Brave on his bicep. Oh, that's

Yeah, but it's just hot. I think it's a hot place when when we were in Grand Cann, me and the girlies, two of the girls wanted to get their nipples done and my friend Cyan wanted to get tattoo. And Cyan was talking such a big game because he had like gotten tattoos. He'd gotten like he had tattoos done previously. I think he had two at the time and he's like yeah like the so grand and we were like

We were like, Oh, like are you not scared? Like at the need like to hurt and it's like you know what? I actually love the feeling attached to it. He's like, I actually like it and we're like, Oh, okay, whatever, like not thinking much. Anyway he sits down I think he was getting like um a shell to remember the holiday on his ankle or something chaotic like that. But anyway he wasn't epidemium underneath it. He wasn't in the chair five minutes and your man had started.

And then I turn to poetry and goes, Come here, I goes, the colour in that boy's face is gone, right? So it's gone completely white in the face is like a ghost, right? And then he's like looking down like Sonny you all right and he goes, Rice?

And then he just your man's mid tattoo and Syan just gets up out of the chair, right? And starts walking to the door. It was so weird, it was like the exorcism of Emily Rose, right? And then he collapses at the door. It was so dramatic and I remember I was Get the whole time. But anyway he had taken a turn. I dunno whether it's because of the pain or

He was saying sunstroke as well or because we hadn't eaten in a while. Oh shut up. But I just thought it was so funny because he had talked such a big game about us. Did he go through it in the end? Yeah, he got it in the inn, but it was just very funny that he gonna we were skittin' laugh and I had to leave then I was like I I couldn't watch the rest of it and then it was so funny because

And it was so funny then'cause Beverly was getting the nipple done and it was kinda weird actually but she was all for it,'cause she's like crazy like but your man then who the other fella who worked there was recording her and getting the nipple bears on his phone. Can I talk about birds? I don't know. I think you made it onto their Facebook page. What? Yeah, Beverly is kidding laughing. That's such a Beverly thing. She's I can't wait to see Bev post quarantine. I know.

How to be positive motivated when I'm doing the leaving start in August and I'm missing summer halls. Is the leaving start in August? Oh Jesus. Oh fuck. Study outside in the sun. I didn't know it got moved to August. I thought they were just um That's pure rude, isn't it? That's so lozy. Studying the sun? And people used to say studying the sun, I would actually

from my own standpoint I would say don't study in the sun because the sun drains you and makes you very tired very quick. And that goes to say as well, because the weather will be very nice in August, presumably, on your breaks in between exams. Don't go into the yard. Of the school. And lie out in the sun, just stay sheltered in the shade. Babe, she's asked us for ways to stay positive and you just said

Oh my god, that's fucking shit, isn't it? Now don't go outside and when you're doing your exams don't take breaks. No, do write, but don't spend the day outside because it will zap your energy. It does I studied for all my leaving starting pasturals there. What? Yeah. No, just keep the head down. You know what? Once another two months. When it's still even sort of slot. It's hard for it to stay positive, girl,'cause it's actually shocking. But you know what? Just look, it's what?

It's an extra two months of your entire life, which is nothing. What's that in percentage is, who knows? We're not great at percentages here, but it's not enough. Does that mean you could probably take two months off now and just do the cramming of the last two months? You know what I mean? Yeah. Stay positive and then you have another two months to learn stuff that you didn't know. Yeah, babe. Open a book.

Is Kevin single asking for a friend? There's loads of thirsty ones like that, like can Kevin stop sending me dick pics? No, there's not any can send can Kevin please stop sliding in my DMs. No, there's not. Okay, this question is, how would you describe each other to someone who doesn't know you two? Okay, hm. Okay, so for you I would say

Did anyone watch Rugrance growing up, right? Shut up, you always say things. No, but imagine, right, Tommy Pickles grew up to be six foot four and at the age of fifteen he had like a sexual awakening, he had like an encounter where he realised he actually liked Phil from Fiddle and Il but he was confused the whole time'cause he didn't know whether he liked him or the sister'cause they were like twins. And then he listened to Lady Gaga's

first album The Fame and he was like, Nah, fuck it, I'm gay and got both his ears pierced and was like, I'm moving to London becoming a dance star. You're your Tommy Pickles. You're Tommy Pickles if he was from Ireland and gay Okay. I would describe you as a power bottom with a cleaning complex. Um You can't see much. No, I would how truly though I would describe you as a lovely, handsome, genuine man that you would be proud to take home to

Oh I love that. That's how I would actually put that on my Tinder bio. I'll put that on your gravestone. Okay, time for our favourite section of the week, Bam Nos Best. When you clap into that, babe. I think my clap is compared to your laugh is nothing. Okay, well that was kind of rude actually, so I'm probably not gonna talk to you after this. Babe it's Thursday, we only fight on the Wednesday. Yeah, well, maybe I'm not gonna talk you today.

You're gonna be that rude, so sorry. So actually I'm not sorry because you're the rude one. But anyway, go read your mum's question. Anyway. See girls, you think it's all harmony, it's not. This is what I have to put up with. What I did nothing You're clapping. Oh my god. And then you're mocking my laugh. This laugh is the foundation of mocking. Yeah, you better. Anyway, so my mum's question was: how do I cope with college being over and not being able to say a proper goodbye? Oh, that's very

That's sad, isn't it? Yeah, because actually I suppose for people who are in their final year and thought they were getting to spend another few months with people to then discover that they're not gonna is a bit a bit like fuck. Messy and out. Pure messy. Could you not go for a drink? No babe, we're in quarantine. No, obviously not now, you langer. Okay, so my man said Dear listener, these are very difficult times for everyone, both in college and for people working at home. Not

and fellow students must be really tough. Try to focus on adapting to this new working from home situation so you can keep up with your studies and keep in contact with your friends via video. Don't worry, you will get to say your goodbye. When this is all over, you should organize a meetup with everyone and celebrate everything that you have been through together. It will be more special because of this. Stay positive. Yeah, exactly. It's not goodbye. Like it was Goodbye for now.

I hate us. But yeah, it's true, like you're not gonna not see him again, you know what I mean? Like we aren't gonna see them again. Like literally I only went to UCC for a year and like I still keep in touch with a few of them. I've seen them in London and stuff, so you never know where you'll end up. Yeah, and if there's foreign

students that have gone back home, it's only an excuse to go visit fucking Alicante girl. Alicante. Alicante. Exactly. Would there be many coming from Alicante? I dunno. I wonder or Greece or whatever. I don't know. Or Greece or whatever, yeah. Planet trip, Gurney. Yeah. Flight's the shape. But stay safe and stay home for now. Yeah, exactly. Stay home for now. My ma'am's question was Um it says I'm a cork girl living in a social fun loving house.

Myself and my housemates have all been dealing with lockdown pretty well and keeping the positive vibes going strong, trying to make light of it all. Amazing. This all changed when the girl I live with lost her dad to the virus. As she cannot see or be comforted by her family, it falls on us to help her through. We are suddenly all she has right now, and though I've not known her for long, it's breaking my heart watching her struggle to cope.

I feel helpless and I'm tiptoeing around her while doing my best to act normal. I'm usually good in these situations. I'm planning a tribute night to her dad, obviously just ourselves in the house, to hopefully provide her with some closure. But other than this, I'm not sure what I'm saying.

Whilst also trying to cope with everything this outbreak has thrown at me. I'm constantly afraid that I'll make things worse for her and I'm overcome with the guilt that my dad's okay and hers is not. I think my question is how do you

Oh my god. Well that is so sad. It's such a tough situation. I'm glad yourself because I get the whole thing of you feeling guilty She just family like that also just heightens the importance of us all having to stay in and self isolate because to flatten that curve

It actually it is killing people. Yeah, exactly. It's a real situation. It's a real thing and it's it's obviously it's we all have a joke about it and try and cope in our in our fun, humorous way, but it is really serious and my heart goes out to that poor girl. Slept'cause she was thinking about it all night. And um Your Mum up and heaped the point. Yeah. Not because she was like thinking about what to say, but well probably that too, but she was just so worried about upset.

with our family at this time, like more than ever that's when you'd want to your family around you. And I was tearing up then'cause my mum was tearing up when I was calling her but um anyway she said Words are failing me here. It's such a sad and tragic situation. 'None of us are equipped to deal with anything like this. When someone dies, we give and receive support. care and love to this girl and you have that in abundance. You're a huge supporter of what he's trying

So keep doing what you're doing, I know that ye are indeed helping and supporting her. I'm reminded of a line from a song by the light of And it will all be over and we can all look forward It's so like hard, isn't it? Like Even like for you speaking from someone who has lost yeah, like like it's it's obviously like close to home, but like y what speaking from my I can't everyone's experience is different.

I was just grateful that my friends were there. Yeah. Like they didn't have to do anything. Them just being there just helped. So for you, even being there, planning the tribute is amazing.

But you just need to be there and just be ready for when she like wants to talk or when she wants to like laugh or when she wants to cry. Just be there and that's all you like all you can do and that's all One thing that really helped me and I didn't speak about this before but my uh my friend Dylan back home, like we like make light of everything like me and Kevin do as well and like

You're so annoyed, I'm in the middle of my feelings. But basically, um during my dad's wake we woke him in the house and like everyone was come in, they were all like sorry if you're off and everyone was balling, it was really sad. And then like Dylan came up to me and just started taking the piss like and like making jokes of me and I was skitting and it like literally just made my night because It I just felt normal again'cause I was just having a laugh with my friend

Yeah. So like if it if you do have a relationship where you can kinda have a joke with each other and she's in that mind. Obviously if she's falling crying on the couch don't be like bum bum ch But like if she's like feeling a bit nice it's okay to laugh during these times and you shouldn't feel guilty for laughing'cause her dad would want you to be laughing, her dad would want want you to be enjoying yourself. So I know it feels a bit weird to

like end on that note really, doesn't it? But um Like we can't in on that note. Tell us a story, Queen Okay I don't like hop knobs. Like everyone's always going on about hopnots being unreal. Yeah. That's so gammy. Do you remember in the schools? Did you have this in your school at all? But remember when the rubbish got very expensive for the schools? I think this was the time before

Oh my god and they made us take the rubbish home and you'd have a different person on bin patrol. The lads in my class used to take that way too seriously. I remember yeah, I remember reports being made to the teacher over the BIM Patrol. I remember on one time I was like, I'm just getting loaded these memories from school. There was a lad in our class, let's call We were going to go outside to do something in the yard for science. I don't know what else.

Quadrant. Quadrant. Quadrant survey. If you're in the air for science, babe, you're if you're in the air for science, babe, you're doing a quadrant survey. And that and that's on period. But anyway, she was like, Oh, but we're not going out if it's raining and Alan was sitting down in the back of the class by the window and she goes

Alan take a look out there and see if it's raining and he goes, Oh, I can't tell. And she goes, Oh, like do the cars have their wipers on? And then he goes, No. And she came over to the window and she goes And we were all just erupting in laughter at him. It was awful, it was awful pressure on him.'Cause obviously he wanted us all to quote so if he'd have said what's it meaning? It was raining. Oh so I was like, Why couldn't he tell?

Anyway, God bless him. Okay, let's leave it at that, Carly. Thanks so much for listening. Now you've gotten to know us a bit better. I hope all your questions have been answered. And if not, we'll do one again when we can't think of a theme. Yeah, exact They're great for a bit of a filler, aren't they? No, I love them. I love how random they are. Yeah, I love the randomness. Okay, go on girly to talk to you later. Take care of yourselves, bye. Bye bye bye. I love you. Bye.

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