Antonio Brown’s 12 Inch Yucca
The IHFF podcast is back! On this episode we look back on the 2022 season thus far, and touch on Antonio Brown, Brady's marriage, Tua's "back", and Stafford's interesting preferences.
Oct 06, 2022•54 min•Ep. 37
I Hate Fantasy Football Podcast
If you have a love/hate relationship with fantasy football, this is the podcast for you
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2021 NFL Week 1 Recap - How long until you drop Aaron Rodgers?
Welcome back or Welcome to the I Hate Fantasy Football Podcast. As we return for the 2021 NFL Season we recap some of the highs and lows (mostly lows) from Week 1 of the NFL season and look ahead to some head to head Week 2 match-ups. Thanks for listening!
Sep 16, 2021•54 min•Ep. 36
Deshaun Drama and Top 5 Top 5 Top 5 Picks
We're back! (A podcaster's story) After our hiatus we are back and the same as ever. We talk the Deshaun drama, the upcoming NFL draft, our predictions for the top 5 fantasy draft picks, and Jameis Winston's eyesight. Thanks for the support! (Jameis let us know when you're available to join the show)
Apr 08, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 35
Brady, GTFO and Retire
Hansel, Pablo, and Alvaro have loving words for Brady on the eve of his Super Bowl appearance, discuss the Watson Sweepstakes, and share their appreciation for punctuality of concert events.
Feb 05, 2021•43 min•Ep. 34
Grocery Store Fleshlights
Well, this is a bit late. The fantasy chatter was week 10 related, but let's be real, you don't come here for the fantasy talk. Alex, Alvaro, Armando, and Hansel discuss athletes with panzas (beer guts), Antonio Brown's sexual assault allegations, and - as the title suggests - grocery store fleshlights. Stick with us, we'll get new content out soon.
Jan 17, 2021•39 min•Ep. 33
DiNucci's Pizza
We know we've been MIA. We're sorry. But this week we're back better than ever with a cavalcade of characters (Alvaro, Armando, Daniel, Dixie, Hansel, and Tech) looking back at the unfortunate injuries which have plagued this season thus far, and a deep dive into the soon to be historic debut of one Benjamin Anthony DiNucci.
Nov 01, 2020•49 min•Ep. 32
Quarantine Sessions #5 - The Dungeon of Draft
Alvaro, Armando, Alex, Ryan, and Daniel reminisce fondly on the 49th street in Hialeah of their youth, reach for fantasy football topics to talk about, and finish off with an epic Making the Band inspired draft.
Aug 20, 2020•50 min•Ep. 31
Quarantine Sessions #4 - Who the f*** is Shane Falco?
Alex, Armando, Pablo, and Alvaro discuss the idea of having an IL spot for Covid positive players, the effect of no pre-season on fantasy football, and draft cartoon fantasy football squads. Listen!
Jul 27, 2020•56 min•Ep. 30
Quarantine Sessions #3 - Brady Before Rodgers
It's difficult to balance casual socially conscious conversation with the buffoonery we typically do, but I think we managed to do well. Please give it a listen.
Jun 14, 2020•53 min•Ep. 29
Quarantine Sessions #2 - Tua is human
Alvaro, Armando, and Alex are here once again to keep you entertained during these weird times. Everyone from the purple league makes a cameo, and the guys dive into Netflix reality shows and the NFL draft. Listen!
Apr 23, 2020•40 min•Ep. 28
Quarantine Sessions - David Johnson is a Walnut
We're back! Despite all the madness in the world currently going on, this is a surprisingly football heavy podcast. But it would be a mistake to not cover the topic we're most concerned with at the moment, so we made sure to spend sufficient time discussing it... and of course, I'm talking about Tiger King. So please, take a break from recording Tik Tok videos, and let Armando, Alvaro, Alex and a couple of surprise drop-ins take your mind off of our reality for a bit....
Apr 15, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 27
2019 Week #16 - Felmo's World
Late but great.
Dec 26, 2019•39 min•Ep. 26
2019 Week #15 - F You, Darius Slayton
Ryan joins Alvaro and Armando to say A LOT of things. Also, the guys give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.
Dec 14, 2019•54 min•Ep. 25
2019 Week #14 - Derrius Guice Will Win You Your League...Next Year
Apologies for the lateness, once again. On this week's episode, Daniel joins Alvaro and Armando to vent about his lost season, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.
Dec 08, 2019•39 min•Ep. 24
2019 Week #12 - Myles Garrett and A Purple Dildo
PJ joins Alvaro and Armando this week to share his problems, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Thanks for listening!
Nov 24, 2019•49 min•Ep. 23
2019 Week #11 - Christian McCaffrey and Anal Fissures
Alex joins Armando and Alvaro this week to bring you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Be sure to stick until the end for a fun story from Armando.
Nov 19, 2019•47 min•Ep. 22
2019 Week #10 - Phillip Rivers is Moving to London
Sorry for the lateness. It's a fun one, just listen to it.
Nov 12, 2019•57 min•Ep. 21
2019 Week #9 - Jimmy Garappolo Is A Good Looking Guy
This week you're a VIP at Alvaro and Armando's House of Disappointment, where we welcome some of this year's biggest Fantasy letdowns. We also get Dixie to lay his Two Things on the table, and Felmo makes the guys ponder what superpowers they would choose to use for personal gain. Enjoy this treat.
Oct 31, 2019•38 min•Ep. 20
2019 Week #8 - Christian Kirk (Maybe) Did Drugs
Hansel brings the INTENSITY, and so Alvaro and Armando turn up the energy to match. It's a whirlwind from the start - the guys hit you with their 2 Things (x2!), we find out how well Hansel's knows his team in this week's Money With The Trivia, and Felmo drops by with his question of the day. Strap in, you're in for a hell of a ride.
Oct 25, 2019•50 min•Ep. 19
2019 Week #7 - We Never Called Pablo
Alex joins Alvaro and Armando on this week's nonsense filled show. The guys talk Two Things, we find out if Alex knows his players by their voice, and Felmo drops by with his question of the day. Enjoy the ear fodder.
Oct 18, 2019•50 min•Ep. 18
2019 Week #6 - Cecil Shorts, That's Right
Ryan joins Alvaro and Armando to talk Two Things about week 5, Tyler Lockett's poetry book, and other nonsense. They also get a surprise appearance from a new fuzzy friend ...
Oct 12, 2019•42 min•Ep. 17
2019 Week #5 - Matt Breida Was Adopted
Pablo joins Alvaro and Armando this week to vent, talk about memorable bad movies, and to have his knowledge about his fantasy football team put to the test. The guys also play some "Would You Rather". Oh, and talk a little fantasy football. We also learn Pablo needs headphones, and Armando a new laptop. Enjoy.
Oct 04, 2019•53 min•Ep. 16
2019 Week #2 - 12 Foot Johnson
Alvaro, Armando and Hansel contemplate the curse of being blessed with a 12' Johnson, give an update on the enigma that is Antonio Brown, and recap all the action of Week 1. This one was a blast, give it a listen.
Sep 12, 2019•55 min•Ep. 13
2019 Week #1 - The Purple League Draft Recap
Self-indulgent and long, but you know you can't help yourself. Armando and Alvaro recap the Purple League's draft, and finally answer the age-old question: Why is Dixie?
Sep 07, 2019•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 12
2019 Week #0 - We're back!
It's sloppy, poorly produced (it's the rust, I promise), but IT'S BACK! Armando, Alex and Alvaro discuss all things off-season - from Andrew Luck likely being a serial killer, to how much money it would take for one to suck on Antonio Brown's toe.
Sep 07, 2019•50 min•Ep. 11
Episode 10 - Week 13 - Look out Shady, Travaris Cadet is coming
Unfortunately we weren't to record an episode last week, so we made up for it by going big on this crucial week. Alex and Hansel join the show for their week 13 showdown, and Daniel and PJ chime in with banter. Two Things - 3:16 Pablo's Problems - 13:35 Down to the Wire - 18:36 X-factor/Turd-factor - 30:26 Smacktalk Face-off - 39:34
Nov 29, 2017•52 min•Ep. 10
Episode 9 - Week 11 - I don't want to rely on Blake Bortles
Pablo and Ryan join the show. We discuss all things week 11, and some Nickelback. 2 Things: 2:54 Pablo's Problems (Ryan): 17:24 Down to the wire: 20:15 X-factor/Turd-factor: 43:03 Smacktalk Face-off: 51:21
Nov 15, 2017•58 min•Ep. 9
Episode 8 - Week 10 - Pick up Josh Gordon!
Daniel joins the show to recap an eventful week 9, and discuss week 10. We cover all the fights, suspensions, and yes, Josh Gordon's reinstatement. Two Things - 2:33 Pablo's Problems - 21:20 Down to the wire - 24:45 X-factor/Turd-factor - 41:37 Smacktalk Face-off - 45:45
Nov 08, 2017•54 min•Ep. 8
Episode 7 - Week 9 - Zeke Elliott fantasy owners should prepare for the worst
Tech and Dixie join the show to discuss week 7, and all the trade deadline madness. Two Things - 1:08 Trade Deadline Talk - 8:35 Pablo's Problems - 18:32 Smacktalk Face-off -39:32
Nov 01, 2017•46 min•Ep. 7
Episode 6 - Week 8 - Do not pick up Josh Gordon!
Hansel and Pablo join the show to talk all things fantasy. Pablo shares his week 7 experience, and Hansel makes his case for starting Josh Gordon. 2 Things (Week 7 surprises) - 3:26 Down to the wire (waiver wire talk) - 18:14 Pablo's Problems (Pablo complains about his week 7 win) - 25:20 X-factors (Predictions on who we expect to go off) - 28:45 Smacktalk Face-off (Hansel and Pablo exchange fighting words) - 31:21
Oct 25, 2017•45 min•Ep. 6
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