While Shane was trying to convince the TSA that he was human enough to get on a plane, Matt and Mikey counted down some lists. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,”...
Jul 21, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 322
How about some more of our records of the year so far? HUH?! Big Symmetry : Pet Symmetry Dominion : ANCST SABLE, fABLE : Bon Iver LP 2025 : Bad Beat Near-Death Travel Services : Deadguy Raspberry Moon : Hotline TNT Self-Titled : Crowquill Helldorado : Spiritworld Flickering Resonance : Pelican Harikari For the Sky : Scorched Earth Weapon X Demo 2 : XweaponX A Door Left Open : Orthodox Caught Up : Do Crime To All the Ones That I Love : Press Club Killing of A Sacred Deer : A Visage of A Mangled B...
Jul 14, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 321
Our recording issues continued this week, but we'll be back in full force next week. Until then, here's a peek behind the Patreon curtain at our new show, Rankage. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Fe...
Jul 07, 2025•44 min
This week we discover just what went wrong to lead us off the path of respectability and into the dungeons of our youth, resulting in the crumbling husks you listen to every week. Well, probably not every week. Sporadically, we'll say. On this week's Right Profile: Dödsrit watts Bane Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East Rive...
Jun 23, 2025•1 hr 27 min
This week the boys are back, and we discuss Shane's son crowd surfing for the first time, as well as the new Turnstile record. On this week's Right Profile: Suzzallo Ancst Sorcerer Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I ...
Jun 16, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 319
Shane and Mikey discuss the storied video game franchise and accompanying soundtracks that had us skanking and push moshing in our bedrooms, circa 1999. On this week's Right Profile: Crowquill Blood Monolith Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wi...
Jun 09, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 318
Matt's making a pizza in a piazza this week, so Shane and Mikey list all the picks. On this week's Right Profile: PSYCHO-FRAME Pet Symmetry Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “L...
Jun 02, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 317
Rockville happened and we went to see Terror. Soon we'll be dead. On this week's Right Profile: Choof Instinctive Skinhead Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mo...
May 26, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 316
Matt and Shane are off, so it was up to Mikey to interview our old friend Karim from Night Shift Merch. He kept me alive on my first out of state "tour," and he's a Florida legend. You can listen to me react in real time to Karim breaking down the Night Shift Party Weekend IV lineup announcement. Night Shift Merch Get your ticket for Torture, Beastplague, Two Piece in Daytona June 21 Get your ticket for Night Shift Party Weekend IV Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribut...
May 19, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 315
Matt and Mikey pontificate on hardcore and its impact on their lives. Satanic ska does come up at some point. On this week's Right Profile: AXE COLLECTOR Spiritworld Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It ...
May 12, 2025•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 314
Shane and Mikey do the news, and begin to suspect they've somehow fallen into the past, circa 2002. One thing is for certain: time is a flat circle, no one dies, and everyone lives for fucking ever. On this week's Right Profile: Guiltless Knelt Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle...
May 05, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 313
This week we wax poetic about the new Turnstile song, and Matt regales us with tales of United Blood. On this week's Right Profile: Ecca Vandal Speedway Combust Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels...
Apr 21, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 311
Matt and Mikey have a deep and nostalgic conversation about hardcore and the latest Contact tour. That's really it. No funny joke description. Okay, fart. On this week's Right Profile: Naysayer Ingrown Click this link to pre-order Liam Fleming's new weird fiction anthology Flytrap and Other Stories . Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est C...
Apr 14, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 310
And the journey begins. Self-Titled by you, infinite Self-Titled by anvilchandelier The Bad Fire by Mogwai Lonely People With Power by Deafheaven Gold by Scour Burn Yourself Alive by The Warriors Powersucker by Young Widows Ashen Skies by Azshara Prologue by Balmora Somewhere Else by The Drew Thomson Foundation The Screaming of the Valkyries by Cradle of Filth Tsunami Sea by Spiritbox Seen Enough by SPY The Black Swords of Winter by Ninkharsag Helldorado by Spiritworld Check out our Patreon for ...
Apr 07, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 309
Our friend Liam has book. We're publishing it. It's called Flytrap and Other Stories . It's weird, unique, beautiful, and horrifying. Enjoy this interview with Liam from last year. Pre-order his book below. And check out a more recent interview Mikey did with Liam on Wasteland: Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blue...
Apr 06, 2025•1 hr 28 min
Matt's on a plane this week, so Shane and Mikey tackle the most saliant topics of the day: the Zulu and GEL controversies. OH BOY. But Matt checks in with a few updates from Contact's Spring Break tour to lighten the mood. On this week's Right Profile: The Drew Thomson Foundation Azshara Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East ...
Mar 31, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 308
This week we talk Mikey's engagement, the Earth Crisis/Integrity split, and Rick Ta Life's meltdown. Whew. What a rollercoaster. On this week's Right Profile: Rosemary Xiao Mindz Eye Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “...
Mar 17, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 307
This week we discuss the reanimation of Warped Tour, and reminisce about dirt boogers. On this week's Right Profile: Hippie Trim Missing Link Twilight Force Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Lik...
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 306
Matt is off this week, so Shane and Mikey fling picks back and forth until someone dies. Topics include cartel violence, goblin war, Brazilian treats, and much, much more! On this week's Forgotten Freshness: Living Eyes The End Episode links: Misty Mountain Gaming Ed Calderon Hunter by A Life Once Lost Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est...
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 305
This week we get philosophical about moshing. Make sure you've got your gym shorts handy and do a couple of old guy pretend stretches. It won't matter: you're going to fuck up your spine no matter what. On this week's Right Profile: Walking Wounded Bad Beat Sonata Arctica Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “T...
Feb 17, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 304
This week we talk hardcore of the 2000's, admittedly our heyday. Shane puts forth the theory that the ska and swing booms of the late 90's were directly responsible for Jane Doe and Matt and Mikey are here for it. On this week's Forgotten Freshness: Outbreak Soul Control The Banner Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River ...
Feb 10, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 303
We got him. The Maze Controller himself. This week we're talking to Codie of Dungeon Crawl, whose 2024 LP Maze Controller was the only record of the year the three of us could agree on without violence. If you like dungeons, steeds, broadswords, flails, and/or scrolls, this episode is for you. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” ...
Feb 03, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 302
This week we talk our favorite splits, which are single records shared by two or more bands. It's sort of like when you can't afford to live like a human being in this country anymore and you have to share one space between many people because the powers that be just want to swallow everything for themselves and watch everyone else rot in the fucking streets. On this week's Right Profile: Secret World The Sissy Boys Some of our favorite splits: Pg. 99 and Majority Rule Coalesce and The Get Up Ki...
Jan 27, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 301
Welp. We made it. Episode 300. And we wanted to do something special. So, here's us discussing the guy who showed us that partying could be literally anything, even if it's just recording three-hundred episodes of a podcast that doesn't have even half that many listeners. I KID. Episode Links: Andrew W.K.'s Kit Kat commercial "Party Hard" music video "We Want Fun" music video Episode Playlist: Die 'Til You Party On this week's Right Profile: SPINE Fading Signal Church Tongue Check out our Patreo...
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 300
This week, Matt was in hell, so Shane and I decided to give you more of what you've never asked for. Lists abound as we attempt to keep things positive for the new year. Do we rise above our baser instincts, or do we flush ourselves down the toilet of negativity? You'll just have to listen to find out. On this week's Forgotten Freshness: Pulling Teeth Nomads Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,”...
Jan 13, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 299
This week we take a look back at some of our favorite records that turn 25 in 2025, which throws us into an existential spiral. Everything we know and love will pass away as Father Time has his way with us all. On this week's Right Profile: Basilisk by J. Robbins Overtures of Uprising by Exulansis Witness What Remains by No Truth Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat...
Jan 06, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 299
Another year, another unwieldly list of music you'd be clueless about save for the backbreaking work we do on this goddamn show . It's the Lord's work, truly. Do You Still Love Me? by Planes Mistaken For Stars Year of the Pest by Pest Control Yom-Ma-Lok by Whispers I Hope I Die Here by No Cure Maze Controller by Dungeon Crawl Bad Jazz by Virginity Everyone Wants Something Beautiful by Love Letter Bloom & Decay by Dawn Treader Artillery From Heaven by Contention Vortex of the Worlds by Labyri...
Dec 30, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 298
Matt's off communing with unknowable beings of pure light, so Shane and I are left here to devour each other in this hell. Unleash the lists! Pre-order Cursebreaker by Matt's band Contact right here ! On this week's Right Profile: Midwife Peeling Flesh Links from this week's episode: Port Orange Boxing and Fitness Dave Hause Title Fight Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “...
Dec 16, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 297
This week we discuss the real-life Killer Croc, discover the most influential band in our shared history, learn a bit more about the not-so-jolly Saint Nicholas, and shallow dive the controversial phenomenon of Christ(ian)mas Hardcore. On this week's Forgotten Freshness: The Swellers Reality Slap Revenge Therapy If you want to download the Revenge Therapy discography (it's not streaming anywhere), click here . Pre-order Contact's new EP, Cursebreaker , from Beach Rat Records right here ! Check o...
Dec 09, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 296
This week we discuss Mikey's newfound appreciation for dramatic sports entertainment, some great new records, the horrors of Saint Nicholas, and Jimmy Kimmel appearing at a Knocked Loose show. On this week's Right Profile: Heart To Gold Torchia Regional Justice Center Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The G...
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 295
