The fifty-second one
I talk about - well… I end it. For now. Thanks to everyone who listened. I’ll be back.
Feb 01, 2023•5 min•Season 1Ep. 52
I don’t know what this is.
I don’t know what this is. I don’t know why I’m doing this. I don’t have any expectations from this. There’s a significant chance that no one will ever read this. There’s an even more significant chance that no one will ever hear this. Why does this exist? Why is this here? I don’t know.
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Episodes
The fifty-first one
I talk about a strange interaction with a meth head, a bottle of vodka shaped like an AK-47 and taking a shit in a crowded holiday house.
Jan 25, 2023•15 min•Season 1Ep. 51
The fiftieth one
Happy New Year! I talk about painful commutes to work, calling an office to sell weed and truck drivers being Gay, Fat and Stooped.
Jan 18, 2023•15 min•Season 1Ep. 50
The forty-ninth one
I talk about getting haircuts when you wear toupees, cream-filled condoms and pizza franchise wars.
Jan 11, 2023•15 min•Season 1Ep. 49
The forty-eighth one
I talk about Austria versus Croatia, joining the Australia’s best broker and wiping your dick.
Jan 04, 2023•15 min•Season 1Ep. 48
The forty-seventh one
I talk about multicultural markers, defining healthy and my girlfriend saying “dang”.
Dec 28, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 47
The forty-sixth one
I talk about “sharing” a chicken parma with a colleague, the dubious activities Mr Right engages in and counting condoms.
Dec 21, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 46
The forty-fifth one
I talk about subconsciously mirroring my girlfriends father, toilet seats and pedophiles writing on t-shirts.
Dec 14, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 45
The forty-fourth one
I talk about every recording session having a “warm-up” episode, having a threesome from an ad on your engaged girlfriends car and inducing labour with an orgasm.
Dec 07, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 44
The forty-third one
I talk about weddings with no plus-ones, beer weather and working in a pizza shop.
Nov 30, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 43
The forty-second one
I talk about homeless people on the train, introduction e-mails at work and sex work being the only profession where the worker needs to be the complete opposite to their customer.
Nov 23, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 42
The forty-first one
I talk about misunderstanding STD test results, phantom bird shits and cumming over a lawnmower.
Nov 16, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 41
The fortieth one
I talk about what’s been going on for the last year or so, the aftermath over the last few days and going with your gut.
Nov 09, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 40
The thirty-ninth one
I talk about starting fires with a warming drawer, shitty music being played on phones and being set up with my cousin.
Nov 02, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 39
The thirty-eighth one
I talk about hero parties, MRBTA and how many people are shitting right now.
Oct 26, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 38
The thirty-seventh one
I talk about $7.50 coffees, public holiday surcharges and my favourite tits.
Oct 19, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 37
The thirty-sixth one
I talk about trying to exercise, succeeding in exercising and taking a phone call while urinating.
Oct 12, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 36
The thirty-fifth one
I talk about betting on the grand final, my upcoming 1.5 year anniversary and a shitty ticket provider.
Oct 05, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 35
The thirty-fourth one
I talk about people pooing in public toilets, Nazi sympathy and masturbating.
Sep 28, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 34
The thirty-third one
I talk about holidays and public holidays here in Australia, the death of the queen and practice poops.
Sep 21, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 33
The thirty-second one
I talk about what a waste of time today was, loud phone talkers and recording when I need to so I have it when I don’t want to.
Sep 14, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 32
The thirty-first one
I recorded this one a day early because I’m back in the office three days a week - surprise, I talk about this. I talk about what the first day back in was like, how boring it all was and how uncomfortable it is listening to co-workers hit on each other (well, one hitting on another uninterested party).
Sep 07, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 31
The thirtieth one
I talk about how tired I am, telling people the massage parlour is closed when they ring my doorbell and make some half-arsed confusing recommendations.
Aug 31, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 30
The twenty-ninth one
I talk about what a mess the last week has been, an additional car accident and working from home.
Aug 24, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 29
The twenty-eighth one
I’m pretty sure I introduce this as the 27th one. Maybe not. It’s been a crazy week. I talk about the new job, my girlfriends car accident and weird LinkedIn behaviour.
Aug 17, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 28
The twenty-seventh one
I talk about coming up with an actual format for the show, getting belligerent on Monday night and a workplace prank that may have sent a Muslim to hell.
Aug 10, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 27
The twenty-sixth one
I celebrate six months of consistently putting out garbage every week. I talk about quitting my job, having a difficult weekend with the girlfriend and mincing poodles.
Aug 03, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 26
The twenty-fifth one
I talk about recording and then deleting episodes, weird things that happen at work and chomosexuals.
Jul 27, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 25
The twenty-fourth one
I talk about what’s happening downstairs, cleaning your ears out with a key and telling people you’re dead inside for fun.
Jul 20, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 24
The twenty-third one
I talk about how and why this is a rushed episode, why I’m suspicious of my girlfriend and ponder why a stranger is walking around a closed child care centre I live next to.
Jul 13, 2022•15 min•Season 1Ep. 23
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