Bill and Noah deal with distractions placed by an intractable cat to discuss the king of TikTok, video magician Zach King. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Zach King? 19:40 -- Why is Zach King so popular? 27:40 -- Would you have liked Zach King if you were a kid? 31:01 -- Is Zach King a sign of the apocalypse? 35:53 -- Is your irrational hatred of Zach King based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Looking For the Magic” by Dwight Ti...
Jun 15, 2020•47 min
Noah and Bill get real and go on camera with bad skin and messy hair to talk about the stunning authenticity of vlogger Emma Chamberlain. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Emma Chamberlain? 21:58 -- Why is Emma Chamberlain so popular? 28:12 -- Would you have liked Emma Chamberlain if you were a kid? 31:18 -- Is Emma Chamberlain a sign of the apocalypse? 39:38 -- Is your irrational hatred of Emma Chamberlain based on jealousy, and conclusion This ...
Jun 08, 2020•49 min
Bill and Noah dive back into trap in discussing the bad boy of his age, Tekashi 6ix9ine. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Tekashi 6ix9ine? 15:11 -- Why is Tekashi 6ix9ine so popular? 20:47 -- Would you have liked Tekashi 6ix9ine if you were a kid? 24:24 -- Is Tekashi 6ix9ine a sign of the apocalypse? 28:10 -- Is your irrational hatred of Tekashi 6ix9ine based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Gummo” by Tekashi 6ix9ine. New episodes...
Jun 01, 2020•36 min
Only Noah and Bill would be so bold as to enter the seven years past world of song parodies, care of the Holderness Family of North Carolina. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Holderness Family? 15:40 -- Why is The Holderness Family so popular? 20:05 -- Would you have liked The Holderness Family if you were a kid? 23:46 -- Is The Holderness Family a sign of the apocalypse? 27:39 -- Is your irrational hatred of The Holderness Family based on ...
May 25, 2020•35 min
Noah and Bill take a bad trip and wind up talking about dadaist talk show host Eric Andre. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Eric Andre? 16:21 -- Why is Eric Andre so popular? 21:23 -- Would you have liked Eric Andre if you were a kid? 27:35 -- Is Eric Andre a sign of the apocalypse? 30:36 -- Is your irrational hatred of Eric Andre based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Andres” by L7. New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, S...
May 18, 2020•39 min
Bill and Noah imbue a gelatinous goop with feelings and a personality as they take to anxiety baking as a way to pass the time during lockdown. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is sourdough bread? 18:20 -- Why is sourdough bread so popular? 21:39 -- Would you have liked sourdough bread if you were a kid? 25:54 -- Is sourdough bread a sign of the apocalypse? 30:46 -- Is your irrational hatred of sourdough bread based on jealousy, and conclusion Thi...
May 11, 2020•38 min
Bill and Noah are endlessly delighted by little chromatic blobs who sing and fall down and do dancing. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Trolls World Tour? 23:56 -- Why is Trolls World Tour so popular? 31:13 -- Would you have liked Trolls World Tour if you were a kid? 34:59 -- Is Trolls World Tour a sign of the apocalypse? 39:58 -- Is your irrational hatred of Trolls World Tour based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Juke Box Hero”...
May 04, 2020•48 min
Noah and Bill fetch the boltcutters in preparation for a talk about chanteuse Fiona Apple and her buzzy new album release. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Fiona Apple? 15:59 -- Why is Fiona Apple so popular? 22:16 -- Would you have liked Fiona Apple if you were a kid? 25:49 -- Is Fiona Apple a sign of the apocalypse? 30:45 -- Is your irrational hatred of Fiona Apple based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Fetch the Boltcutters” by...
Apr 27, 2020•39 min
Bill and Noah take a quick bite of media by sampling the offerings of Quibi, a new streaming software destined to be out of business in eight months. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Quibi? 22:21 -- Why is Quibi so popular? 30:49 -- Would you have liked Quibi if you were a kid? 34:39 -- Is Quibi a sign of the apocalypse? 38:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of Quibi based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Love Bites” by Def Leppard....
Apr 20, 2020•47 min
Noah and Bill sit in opposing barber chairs and try to touch up each other’s hair from a great distance as they talk about the lack of access to some grooming now. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Covid Hair? 14:05 -- Why is Covid Hair so popular? 18:57 -- Would you have liked Covid Hair if you were a kid? 21:05 -- Is Covid Hair a sign of the apocalypse? 24:00 -- Is your irrational hatred of Covid Hair based on jealousy, and conclusion This wee...
Apr 13, 2020•31 min
Bill and Noah put their hands into the jaws of doom and engage the viral phenomenon on Netflix. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Tiger King? 20:32 -- Why is Tiger King so popular? 30:10 -- Would you have liked Tiger King if you were a kid? 34:32 -- Is Tiger King a sign of the apocalypse? 37:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Tiger King based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Tiger By Your Side” by Empire Of the Sun. New episodes e...
Apr 06, 2020•49 min
Bill and Noah keep a healthy social distance between each other as they transition to a totally Zoom-based friendship. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Zoom? 11:57 -- Why is Zoom so popular? 16:30 -- Would you have liked Zoom if you were a kid? 20:33 -- Is Zoom a sign of the apocalypse? 23:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Zoom based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Zoom Theme.” New episodes every Monday morning on Spotify, Soun...
Mar 30, 2020•32 min
Noah and Bill go to the beach, grocery shop, and have a lawn party within a foot of each other this week, because they’re both goddamn idiots. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Coronavirus Stupidity? 22:37 -- Why is Coronavirus Stupidity so popular? 31:58 -- Would you have liked Coronavirus Stupidity if you were a kid? 37:17 -- Is Coronavirus Stupidity a sign of the apocalypse? 43:11 -- Is your irrational hatred of Coronavirus Stupidity based on...
Mar 23, 2020•52 min
Noah and Bill find some common ground with their topic this week, in that they can all swell to 150% of their original size. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Orbeez? 18:54 -- Why is Orbeez so popular? 24:11 -- Would you have liked Orbeez if you were a kid? 28:54 -- Is Orbeez a sign of the apocalypse? 33:11 -- Is your irrational hatred of Orbeez based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "You Got It” by Roy Orbeezon. New episodes ever...
Mar 16, 2020•41 min
Noah and Bill plumb the unspeakable blackness of men’s hearts as they look into the unboxing exploits of Ryan Kaji’s Youtube channel. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Ryan’s World? 16:25 -- Why is Ryan’s World so popular? 21:33 -- Would you have liked Ryan’s World if you were a kid? 27:18 -- Is Ryan’s World a sign of the apocalypse? 30:08 -- Is your irrational hatred of Ryan’s World based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Take Bac...
Mar 09, 2020•40 min
Bill and Noah coin a new word -- GOMLism -- and investigate the homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic world of esports. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Esports? 20:30 -- Why are Esports so popular? 29:38 -- Would you have liked Esports if you were a kid? 34:54 -- Are Esports a sign of the apocalypse? 42:34 -- Is your irrational hatred of Esports based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Are Friends Electric?” by Gary Numan and the T...
Mar 02, 2020•51 min
Bill and Noah write letters from the heart not intended to be sent as they discuss the Netflix teen sensation and its subsequent sequel. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before? 20:56 -- Why is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before so popular? 25:56 -- Would you have liked To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before if you were a kid? 34:11 -- Is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before a sign of the apocalypse? 36:42 -- Is your irrationa...
Feb 24, 2020•45 min
Noah and Bill go all-in on size-zero crop tops and high-waisted jeans as the newest devotees of Brandy Melville clothing. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Brandy Melville? 14:26 -- Why is Brandy Melville so popular? 19:21 -- Would you have liked Brandy Melville if you were a kid? 23:43 -- Is Brandy Melville a sign of the apocalypse? 28:04 -- Is your irrational hatred of Brandy Melville based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Brand...
Feb 16, 2020•39 min
For the simple price of your soul you too can subscribe to Disney+ and surrender to the charms of Baby Yoda, the latest weapon against humanity devised by Bob Iger. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Baby Yoda? 15:08 -- Why is Baby Yoda so popular? 21:47 -- Would you have liked Baby Yoda if you were a kid? 25:47 -- Is Baby Yoda a sign of the apocalypse? 30:48 -- Is your irrational hatred of Baby Yoda based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's ...
Jan 26, 2020•37 min
It’s back to YouTube, so Noah and Bill can find another inscrutable content creator: This time, it’s the money-giving-awayer Mister Beast (Jimmy Donaldson). @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Mr. Beast? 20:42 -- Why is Mr. Beast so popular? 26:23 -- Would you have liked Mr. Beast if you were a kid? 33:06 -- Is Mr. Beast a sign of the apocalypse? 38:15 -- Is your irrational hatred of Mr. Beast based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "...
Jan 13, 2020•43 min
Bill and Noah, two men with a lot of body hair and pointy ears, discuss the biggest bomb in movie theaters right now, the adaption of Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “Cats.” @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Cats? 18:07 -- Why is Cats so popular? 27:16 -- Would you have liked Cats if you were a kid? 35:16 -- Is Cats a sign of the apocalypse? 42:17 -- Is your irrational hatred of Cats based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Stray Cat Strut” by...
Jan 06, 2020•56 min
We thoroughly missed the Christmas season by talking about another holiday geegaw a full week after it was appropriate, but here goes anyway. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Elf On the Shelf? 15:45 -- Why is Elf On the Shelf so popular? 22:39 -- Would you have liked Elf On the Shelf if you were a kid? 27:22 -- Is Elf On the Shelf a sign of the apocalypse? 31:45 -- Is your irrational hatred of Elf On the Shelf based on jealousy, and conclusion ...
Dec 30, 2019•41 min
Bill and Noah set off powerful mustard gas bombs of blue smoke to indicate the injurious birth of another podcast episode. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Gender Reveal Party? 18:08 -- Why is Gender Reveal Party so popular? 23:52 -- Would you have liked Gender Reveal Party if you were a kid? 26:16 -- Is Gender Reveal Party a sign of the apocalypse? 30:20 -- Is your irrational hatred of Gender Reveal Party based on jealousy, and conclusion Th...
Nov 18, 2019•39 min
Bill and Noah are disrespected, and their entire belief systems are called into question with the proliferation of OK BOOMER! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is OK Boomer? 16:14 -- Why is OK Boomer so popular? 20:27 -- Would you have liked OK Boomer if you were a kid? 24:57 -- Is OK Boomer a sign of the apocalypse? 30:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of OK Boomer based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Tick Tick Boom!” by The Hives. ...
Nov 11, 2019•38 min
Using who is awarded a Mark Twain humor prize as a metric, we look at the legacy of Dave Chappelle, a trailblazing American comedian at the top of his form. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Dave Chappelle? 22:05 -- Why is Dave Chappelle so popular? 27:06 -- Would you have liked Dave Chappelle if you were a kid? 30:36 -- Is Dave Chappelle a sign of the apocalypse? 33:34 -- Is your irrational hatred of Dave Chappelle based on jealousy, and conclus...
Nov 04, 2019•43 min
Bill and Noah talk about an underestimated threat to the world of decency and normalcy, the act of sabotage known as shitposting. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Shitposting? 18:55 -- Why is Shitposting so popular? 24:38 -- Would you have liked Shitposting if you were a kid? 30:43 -- Is Shitposting a sign of the apocalypse? 34:25 -- Is your irrational hatred of Shitposting based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Life Is Shit” by ...
Oct 28, 2019•42 min
Bill and Noah fall into a vat of chemicals and become podcasters, end of story. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Joker? 16:18 -- Why is Joker so popular? 21:56 -- Would you have liked Joker if you were a kid? 27:06 -- Is Joker a sign of the apocalypse? 30:47 -- Is your irrational hatred of Joker based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "The Joker Is Wild” by Jan and Dean. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stit...
Oct 21, 2019•37 min
Noah and Bill run around a proper English garden causing monkeyshines, which they learned from playing a video game about a little mischievous waterfowl. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Untitled Goose Game? 12:40 -- Why is Untitled Goose Game so popular? 17:27 -- Would you have liked Untitled Goose Game if you were a kid? 19:13 -- Is Untitled Goose Game a sign of the apocalypse? 23:55 -- Is your irrational hatred of Untitled Goose Game based o...
Oct 14, 2019•32 min
We grab a handful of ghost peppers and eat them like apples this week, because we are both committed to entertainment and damaging our mucus membranes all at once. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are chili peppers? 14:24 -- Why are chili peppers so popular? 20:36 -- Would you have liked chili peppers if you were a kid? 24:39 -- Are chili peppers a sign of the apocalypse? 28:36 -- Is your irrational hatred of chili peppers based on jealousy, and c...
Oct 07, 2019•35 min
The warmed cup in their hands emitting a steamy vapor would indicate that Bill and Noah have gone all in on Pumpkin Spice-flavored coffee -- but why?! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Pumpkin Spice? 13:48 -- Why is Pumpkin Spice so popular? 17:55 -- Would you have liked Pumpkin Spice if you were a kid? 21:11 -- Is Pumpkin Spice a sign of the apocalypse? 25:46 -- Is your irrational hatred of Pumpkin Spice based on jealousy, and conclusion This w...
Sep 30, 2019•32 min
