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I did this instead of killing myself

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A Stand-Up Comedy podcast based in Greenville, South Carolina. I interview local stand-up comics (or other guests with interesting perspectives). We talk about standup, dumpster fire stories, best life advice, and more. We only have 2 rules: 1. Tell the Truth 2. Don’t Kill Yourself
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#29 - Chris Wilson

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview Chris Wilson. Chris has been doing standup comedy in Greenville over the last 5 months. He’s one of the most supportive, enthusiastic, and hilarious comics here. Chris writes: “I think comedy has created a spark in my life that was missing.” For him comedy is an outlet that provides purpose, community, and helps cope with depression. Don’t worry though; it’s not only sentimental. Chris’s material is hilarious. On stage, he te...

Nov 08, 20212 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 29

#28 - Todd A. Davis

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview Todd A. Davis. Todd is one of the most creative guests we’ve had on the show. He is a standup comic, podcast host, producer, and comic book writer/aficionado. Todd has two podcasts: he is a co-host of the Cinema Shock Podcast, which explores the history of cult and genre films. He also produces and hosts the Computer Resume Podcast, which covers the entire Star Trek franchise in chronological order. Finally, he produces the C...

Nov 01, 20213 hrSeason 1Ep. 28

#27 - Hayden Creed

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview Hayden Creed (aka Hayden Sanders). I met Hayden at the Comedy Zone downtown Greenville, where he works as a server. Hayden is also a comic, and when he takes the stage, look out. He has more energy than all the other comics put together. He looks a lot like Michael Cera, but has a style that’s uniquely his: innocent, absurd, wild act outs, and a hilarious point of view. We had a blast in our interview talking about Hayden’s p...

Oct 25, 20212 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 27

#26 - Doug Allen

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview Doug Allen. Doug is something else. He’s hilarious on stage. He has a carefree, likable demeanor that’s infectious with audiences, even when he breaks away from his material to heckle children. Doug began his comedy career in Charleston, SC, but just relocated to Austin Texas to grow as a standup. If you’ve ever thought about moving to a bigger city to pursue comedy, I recommend listening to this interview. I’m a big fan of h...

Oct 18, 20211 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 26

#25 - Johnny Sizemore

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview local filmmaker, producer, and director, Johnny Sizemore. Johnny was born in Greenville, SC, and is known for Collateral Damage – The Ambassadors Ball, and Snapped: Killer Couples. On today’s episode, we discuss Johnny’s latest production, Complicated – The Series. Show Synopsis: Striving to leave their mark on a male driven society in the thriving city of Greenville, SC, a group of millennial girlfriends will embark on a jou...

Oct 11, 20211 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 25

#24 - Christina Rose Yasi

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview Christina Rose Yasi. Christina is a talented theater actress, turned standup comedian. You could think of her as Greenville’s own Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, but there’s a lot more to her. On stage she brings a polished confident delivery of thoughtful, smart, and personal material. I always enjoy talking with Christina, because her preferred topics range from philosophy to poetry to religion to stand-up to cats. On this episode w...

Oct 04, 20211 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 24

#23 - Sauce Got Jokes

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview Anderson Nance, AKA, Sauce Got Jokes. Sauce was one of the first comedians I met when I started doing standup in 2020. He immediately stands out at any show, particularly as an audience member, because he laughs louder and harder than anyone else in the room! On stage, Sauce is hilarious. Whether he’s delivering his act, or engaging with the audience, Sauce always has a strong presence and brings tons of energy. Every show is...

Sep 27, 20211 hr 34 minSeason 1Ep. 23

#22 - Ken Wood

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview Ken Wood. Ken works as a manager at the bar of the Comedy Zone in downtown Greenville, SC. He’s one of my favorite people in local comedy because he is such a down to earth, likable, and supportive guy. Originally from Philadelphia, PA, Ken began his standup career by walking into the Comedy Zone and applying for a job. All he wanted to do what be around the comedy. Shortly after he began working, he got on stage himself, and...

Sep 20, 20211 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 22

#21 - Jess Cooley

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself”, I interview Asheville comedian, Jess Cooley. Jess is one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever seen perform live. He’s been doing stand-up for about 3 years, but it feels like much longer. I’m not exaggerating when I say I am ridiculously jealous of his talent. Jess is always gracious helping newer comics, and I learn a lot from our conversations. On this episode, Jess attempts to fix everything wrong with the podcast, we hear his comedy s...

Sep 13, 20211 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 21

#20 - Chris Diorio

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself”, I interview comedian Chris Diorio. Chris was born and raised in Connecticut, and now lives in Charlotte, NC. He writes dark, edgy one liners with hard hitting punch lines, cagey wordplay, and clever misdirection. He is a two time winner of Elevate Lifestyles “favorite comic” award, and was featured on the 2021 Testing Negative Tour. I love Chris’s comedy, and it’s always a pleasure when our path’s cross. In our interview we talk about th...

Sep 07, 20211 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 20

#19 - Bill Riner

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview local Greenville, SC Comedian, Bill Riner. Bill is one of my favorite new comics in the area. He’s one of a kind. Bill’s day job is a tailor at a bridal shop. Outside of work, Bill has many creative hobbies including painting, legos, and creating a life-size Batman costume affectionately known as the “Bat-mannequin.” Bill applies his unique perspective, creative passion, and quirkiness to his standup material, and he’s alread...

Aug 30, 20211 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 19

#18 - Brad Deaton

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself,” I interview South Carolina Comedian, Brad Deaton. Brad’s style of comedy is a combination of likable southern charm, contagious stage energy, personal stories, and “oh my gosh, did he actually just say that?” Brad is hilarious. In addition to writing and performing stand up comedy, Brad is a musician, DJ, TikTok’er, and author. His children’s book “How To Shave A Zebra” is available on Amazon (link below). On this episode we talk about e...

Aug 23, 20211 hr 49 minSeason 1Ep. 18

#17 - Caroline Eaton

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself”, I interview Caroline Eaton. Caroline is a very special guest: one of my favorite cousins. While she’s not a stand—up comedian (yet), she’s a talented student athlete, theater performer, and TikTok’er. On this episode, we talk about life as a 16 year old in high school, the pandemic, her background in performing arts, The Office, and what she plans to do in the future. Feel free to follow her social media links below, before she’s famous ...

Aug 16, 20211 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 17

#16 - Dougie Almeida

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Dougie Almeida. Hailing from Queens, New York, Dougie spent most of his adult life as a corporate presenter for one of the largest financial planning firms in the country. His specialty was taking lifeless insurance presentations and transforming them into works of comic art. Winner of Improv’s New Faces of Comedy & participant in various comedy festivals, like Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, Gilda’s Laugh Fest, SLO Comed...

Aug 09, 20211 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 16

#15 - Kirkland Manning

On this episode of “I did this instead of killing myself”, I interview Kirkland Manning. Kirkland is a new comic from Greenville, SC. He’s one of the most likable comics in the area, and has already had success in his young career including being a finalist the “I’m Ready Competition” at The Comedy Zone. By day, Kirkland is a salesman, and by night he tells jokes about Stevie Wonder, Pentecostal churches, above ground swimming pools, and stories from his real life. In this episode Kirkland and I...

Jul 26, 20211 hr 34 minSeason 1Ep. 15

#14 - David Zasloff

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview David Zasloff. David is a stand-up comedian/multi-instrumentalist – vocalist and has performed in a wide variety of venues throughout the United States including, NA, AA, CA, DA, OA, CEA-HOW and GA comedy festivals and conventions, prisons, nightclubs, universities, theaters, retirement homes, corporate events, private parties, temples, weddings, funerals, birthday parties, affairs of state, spiritual living centers, a few ch...

Jul 19, 20211 hr 31 minSeason 1Ep. 14

#13 - Donovan Stroud

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Donovan Stroud. Donovan is a hilarious comedian from Columbia, South Carolina. By day, Donovan delivers the mail and is a supportive husband and father to his household’s dogs and cats. By night, he performs and hosts standup shows in Columbia and around the state. He also hosts the “Don’t Go Postal” podcast. In this interview, Donovan and I discuss marriage, joke theft, vaccines, and more. Hope you enjoy getting to know Dono...

Jul 12, 20211 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 13

#12 - Queen Momo

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Monika Scott-Rodgers, aka Queen Momo :). Momo is one of the first friends I made in Greenville standup comedy. She works as a hostess at the Comedy Zone downtown, is a member of Stone Grown Comedy, and manages the “Jokes Out Loud” show: the local Greenville talent showcase @ Comedy Zone on Thursday nights @ 8PM. In addition to standup, Momo is a licensed clinical therapist, poet, Jiujitsu fighter, and dog mom to her Pitbull Z...

Jul 06, 20211 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 12

#11 - Mitch Bakker

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview a special guest: my dad, Mitch Bakker. My dad is not a comedian, but he is very creative and talented, and I’m one of his biggest fans. My dad is a successful designer, real estate investor, author, and now restaurant owner. On June 25, Streats Taco kitchen opened in Zeeland, Michigan. On this episode, my dad and I talk about comedy, creativity, the new restaurant, his book “Resolve”, and more. Hope you enjoy getting to know ...

Jun 28, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 11

#10 - Jeff Thompson

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Jeff Thompson. Jeff is a former resident of Washington D.C., and has been doing stand-up comedy for 2 years. Jeff’s comedy has no limits. He comments on everything from Peanuts to “Past Lives”, to Kobe Bryant. I enjoy every second I get to see Jeff on stage. In this interview, Jeff shares the time he got busted for doing drugs at a National Forest, his thoughts on politics, cancel culture, and religion, and how he got started...

Jun 21, 20211 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 10

#9 - Ryan Rubin

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Ryan Rubin. Ryan is a very funny stand-up comedian, father, and life of the party. Ryan is from New Jersey, and has performed in New York, Atlanta, and throughout South Carolina. He specializes in story telling and crowd work. On this episode, we talk about Saturday Morning Cartoons, his background in New Jersey comedy, and when he crapped his pants at the Barnes and Noble. Hope you enjoy getting to know Ryan! https://www.fac...

Jun 14, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 9

#8 - Adam Schulte

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Adam Schulte. Adam is one of my best friends in Standup comedy. He has been doing comedy for 9 years since moving to Greenville from West Virginia. In addition to performing standup, he hosts a mic at the Radio Room every Wednesday, books shows around the state, practices Muay Thai, and runs his own Hugs and Hardcore show on Facebook. On a personal note, Adam is extremely supportive of new comics, and is passionate about seei...

Jun 07, 20211 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 8

#7 - Tucker Lawson

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Tucker Lawson. Tucker is probably the smartest person we’ve had on the show so far (no offense guys). His day job is in politics: Tucker worked for several political campaigns in his 20’s, and this fall, he will be attending law school. Tucker began doing standup five years ago. In this interview, we discuss his experience in high school as an athlete, theater kid, and band performer, and how he transitioned into stand-up com...

Jun 01, 20211 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 7

#6 - Whitney Rayner

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Whitney Rayner. Whitney is a very funny stand-up comedian originally from Richmond, Virginia, now living in Greenville, SC. By day, she works in advertising, writing material for her clients’ ad campaigns. In 2021, she began applying her creativity on stage through stand-up comedy. Whitney has been a guest on the Michael Colyar radio show, and performs in Greenville and shows throughout South Carolina. In this interview, Whit...

May 24, 202146 minSeason 1Ep. 6

#5 - Michael Garrick

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Michael Garrick. Michael is a very funny stand-up comedian from the Columbia, SC area. He hosts the PoppinCulture Podcast (link below), performs and hosts comedy shows in Columbia, Greenville, and throughout the South East. In this interview, Michael shares his background as a former Jahovah Witness transitioning into standup, his philosophy of comedy, and life advice. We also share stories of dealing with hecklers on stage, ...

May 17, 20211 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 5

#4 - Donte Anderson

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Donte Anderson. Donte is a hilarious stand-up comic from Greenville, SC. He has been doing comedy for 3 years, and has no intention of working a 9-5 for the rest of his life. In our interview, Donte describes the only real difference between white people and black people, tells a story of an STD scare at the health department, and shares his philosophy of comedy & life advice. Donte performs weekly in Greenville, SC at Ha...

May 10, 202151 minSeason 1Ep. 4

#3 - Jaylen Orr

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview Jaylen Orr. Jaylen is young, up-and-coming comic based in Greenville South Carolina. He works as a D.J. and part time host at the Comedy Zone downtown. In this interview, we talk about the celebrity comics he's met at the Comedy Zone including Mark Normand, D.L. Hughley, Lavell Crawford, Bruce Bruce, and Robert Kelly. We also share stories of bombing on stage, Jaylen getting rejected by his high school crush, and hear his lif...

May 03, 202148 minSeason 1Ep. 3

#2 - Kelby Tidey

On this episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview another one of my good friends in stand-up comedy, Kelby Tidey. Kelby's style is...unique, to put it mildly. He takes us into the mind of a joke to him, which involves who would win in a battle to the death between a Chik-Fil-A employee and a Publix employee. He shares his best Bill Clinton impression. And he offers spiritual advice, taken from his recent training as a Yogi. Kelby is a hilarious hard working comic, and an eve...

Apr 26, 202144 minSeason 1Ep. 2

#1 - Matt Addy

On the first episode of "I did this instead of killing myself", I interview my friend, South Carolina Comedian, Matt Addy. We talk about his former career as a professional bowler, how he crapped his pants during a drug test, and discover he can rap. https://mattaddycomedy.com/​ https://www.facebook.com/MattAddyComedy​ https://www.instagram.com/mattaddycom...​

Apr 18, 202138 minSeason 1Ep. 1

Podcast Trailer

Introducing "I did this instead of killing myself": A Standup Comedy and Lifestyle Podcast I host out of my apartment. Each Episode I interview fellow standup comedians about their biggest failures in life, their start in comedy, and best life advice. We only have two rules: 1. Tell the Truth 2. Don't Kill Yourself

Apr 18, 202148 sec
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