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I did this instead of killing myself

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A Stand-Up Comedy podcast based in Greenville, South Carolina. I interview local stand-up comics (or other guests with interesting perspectives). We talk about standup, dumpster fire stories, best life advice, and more. We only have 2 rules: 1. Tell the Truth 2. Don’t Kill Yourself
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#149 - Ryhaad Carroll

Ryhaad Carroll is a comic from Brooklyn, NY. That’s all he told me to put. Ryhaad has been doing comedy for 4 years, plays the drums kind of, thinks his therapist isn’t actually listening to him, and is a fan of George Clooney. He also thinks football is too Republican. Had a great time catching up with Ryhaad – follow him at the links below, and watch his standup in NY. Today we also listen to voicemails people left from last week in the intro. They were pretty mean. Hope you enjoy. #standup #p...

Mar 25, 20242 hr 27 minSeason 1Ep. 149

#148 - Gezim Camaj

Gezim Camaj is a creative artist from the Bronx, with a deep passion for music and film making. He’s been making music since he was 11, and his song “Letters to Myself” was playlisted/co-signed by Eminem on Audiomack. Today’s interview is great. We talk about creative writing in childhood, Gezim’s experience growing up in the Bronx with his dad, a near death experience that inspired a shift Gezim’s creative outlook, his relationship with his faith, and more. Follow Gezim at the links below and c...

Mar 18, 20242 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 148

#147 - Sam Lichtenstein

Sam Lichtenstein is a hot boy comic who performs all over NYC. He has a youtube channel with funny sketches, and you should also follow his ig. Just don’t post critical feedback in the comments because that’s insane. Originally from West Windsor, New Jersey, Sam grew up around NY and has been doing standup for 3 years. Today we talk Donald Trump, XXX shows in Amsterdam, and Sam does his Sebastian Maniscalco impression. Sam’s the man. Follow him at the links below, and I hope you enjoy the interv...

Mar 11, 20242 hrSeason 1Ep. 147

#146 - Dave ***** & Alexis Ramirez

Dave ***** is a very funny guy and new friend in New York. He wanted to remain anonymous for this episode. Originally from a rich town in New Jersey, Dave has been doing standup for the last 10 years, & you never know what he’s going to say. I asked him for a bio, and he replied “there’s no need to take him too seriously, but he does sincerely think the Earth is flat.” He’s also Jewish and currently celibate. Today Alexis, Dave, and I talk all about conspiracy theories: The moon landing, JFK...

Mar 04, 20242 hr 34 minSeason 1Ep. 146

#145 - Dean David

Dean David is a New York City based comedian originally from Queens. He’s been doing standup since he was 18. Now 28, Dean performs regularly at comedy clubs around the city including Tiny Cupboard, New York Comedy Club, Westside, and the Comedy Cellar. He co-produces Aggressively Chill Comedy, a weekly show every Tuesday at 8:30PM @ Goldsounds Bar in Bushwick. Dean’s hilarious, and one of our favorite comics in NY. Today we talk about confronting Mormon’s on the subway, Dean’s role model for se...

Feb 26, 20241 hr 53 minSeason 1Ep. 145

#144 - Alex Pischera

Alex Pischera is a very chill dude. He’s also a hilarious comedian based out of New York City. He produces and hosts a fantastic weekly stand up show called “Aggressively Chill” in Brooklyn, NY. Alex was a semi-finalist in “New York’s Got Talent Season 6” and has performed in various comedy festivals, most notably New York Comedy Festival and Skankfest. Today we talk about corporate life & standup, Sean Hannity, Tommy Devito, and more. Alex is the man – follow him at the links below, and I h...

Feb 19, 20241 hr 56 minSeason 1Ep. 144

#143 - Danny Fallon

Danny Fallon is a five year comic originally from Indiana who moved to NYC by way of Florida just over a year ago. He has an hour special on YouTube w/62K+ views and you can find hilarious sketches on his IG and youtube channel. He different. Danny cracks me up every time I see him, and you should follow his stuff. Today we talk about Catcher & the Rhye, picking fights to impress women, Danny’s story of addiction/path to sobriety, and more. Check him out at the links below, and I hope you en...

Feb 12, 20241 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 143

#142 - David Jin

David Jin is an NYC based comic and self-described dumplin dealer of Queens. His mom knows he does standup, but his dad doesn’t. He also forwent a career as a surgeon to pursue comedy. David is committed to standup. He and I met in Atlanta 3 years ago, and bonded at the Comedy Cellar watching Aziz Ansari & Joe List’s special tapings, which was great, even though David’s crowd-work convo with Aziz was cut from the final version. Since then David has been very active in NYC, producing shows fo...

Feb 05, 20242 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 142

#141 - Chris Connell

Chris Connell’s is the number one chief, most famous person alive, and coach, according to his IG profile. He’s hilarious. Producer of the Gauntlet Show, a heckle show at the Pine Box Rock Shop in Bushwick (Next show 2/16). Originally from Tampa, Chris started doing standup at age 20. Today we talk about what it’s like to spend 40 hours on a cartoon to get 9 likes, growing up Baptist, confirm vibes are real, and why doing open mic standup comedy in front of comedians is the worst thing you could...

Jan 29, 20242 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 141

#140 - Anthony Greco

Anthony Greco is a New York City based comedian and the proud producer of Thirst Trap Comedy, a monthly comedy show at St. Marks comedy club. He can be seen all over the tri state area, including New York Comedy Club and The Stand. Anothony is also a cancer survivor and cancer research advocate, working with Cycle for Survival, cofounder of the Adam Fiorello Foundation, a non-profit seeking a cure for rare pediatric cancer. Today, Anthony shares his story of being diagnosed with a brain tumor in...

Jan 22, 20242 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 140

#139 - Alden Skeadas, Alexis Ramirez

Alden Skeadas is a comedian from Swampscott, Massachusetts. He loves his friends and his mandolin. He won the Lynnfield East comedy festival in 2023. He’s been doing standup for 5 years and produces the Perfect Length Comedy show Mondays @ The Comedy Shop in Greenwich Village (Next show, January 22nd - follow Alden for more show dates). Today, Alexis also joins us, and we grill Alden with a series of random questions. We discuss dating celebrities vs. normal people, childhood punishments, Steven...

Jan 16, 20241 hr 56 minSeason 1Ep. 139

#138 - Ryan Peterson

Ryan Peterson: comedian, modern thinker, philanthropist. From Connecticut, Ryan has been doing standup 3 years and moved to NYC in 2023. He’s a tall lovable dude with great hair, even though Alex Tomaselli roasts him constantly, avid vaper, and fan of goth girls. Today we talk about the white rabbit in our apartment complex, The Matrix and Andrew Tate, Ryan shares about the scar on his head from an emergent brain surgery he had in middle school, and more. Ryan’s hilarious, and you should follow ...

Jan 08, 20242 hrSeason 1Ep. 138

137 - Olivia Obo Gilmore

Oliva “Obo” Gilmore” is the self described most annoying person you could possibly meet. She’s a Bushwick bisexual, recovering theater kid, former expat, current astrology girl, musical improviser, and an android user. She runs a comedy game show in Brooklyn called Constellation Prize. You can find her on all social media at the @ThatOMGkid (links below). Today we discuss astrology, sing a duet from Aladdin, tell the most embarrassing stories from our childhoods. #standup #podcast Follow Our Gue...

Jan 01, 20242 hr 41 minSeason 1Ep. 137

#136 - Claire Lichtenstein

Claire is a small Jewish girl with a self-proclaimed zest for life (when she isn’t feeling depressed). She’s a very funny comedian, born and raised in Manhattan, Producer of Good Potential Productions & the Bearhug Variety Show (Next show 12/21 – 7PM @ Caveat Theater), and NYU business school student. She dreams of being the next Harvey Weinstein in the entertainment business, except nice. Today we go deep on therapy – Claire is a guru and answers questions about Group Therapy, tackling anxi...

Dec 18, 20232 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 136

#135 - Jimmy McCullough

Jimmy McCullough is good at calling ambulances and has a sexy last name according to his girlfriend. He joins the show on the cusp of his final undergrad essays and exams, and by Christmas he’ll be a college graduate. He’s funny too. Jimmy is from Long Island and is Italian, mostly Irish, Polish, and Scottish. Today he talks about a guy with sus vibes almost dying on stage, how he loves dogs, and more. Now living in Queens, Jimmy works at Stand Up NY and runs the weekly Voltage Mic every Thursda...

Dec 11, 20232 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 135

#134 - Rob Sajous

Rob Sajous is a half Haitian, half American man, born and raised in East Flatbush Brooklyn. He’s a standup comedian and portrait photographer, husband to a lovely wife and father of one. Rob is the man. He’s very funny, talented, and to top it off TODAY is his birthday. Happy Birthday Rob! In this interview we talk about the dynamics of marriage and parenting while doing your creative passions on the side, Rob walks us through his photography including portraits, events, and sexy boudoir photosh...

Dec 04, 20231 hr 50 minSeason 1Ep. 134

#133 - Matt Miller

Matt Miller is a Jewish standup comedian who grew up in a working class family in Long Island, New York. He’s been doing standup for 2 years and has an extensive background in musical and theatrical performance. Now living in Queens, he regularly performs at QED, on Tightpants Comedy shows, and elsewhere around the city. This interview is the best thing I’ve ever done in my illustrious standup comedy career. If you don’t watch or listen to it, you’re dead to me, and don’t bother trying to get ba...

Nov 27, 20231 hr 59 minSeason 1Ep. 133

#132 - Dan Wickes

Dan Wickes is a comedian from Long Island, now based in Brooklyn, NY. He performs regularly at New York Comedy Club, was featured in SXSW and Skankfest 2023, and is the winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. He’s also the producer of Popped Collar Comedy and Roasted Grove 34. On this episode we talk about Dan’s start in standup, technical aspects of joke writing for roasts and how he produces his best misdirects, a story of Dan’s dad working in the World Trade Center on 9/11, NYC movie...

Nov 20, 202354 minSeason 1Ep. 132

#131 - Andy Mango

Andy Mango is a comedian, but more importantly, a perennial politician who “has been there” and can relate to the common man(go). He also challenges Matt Riffe to an arm wrestling contest. Andy is a 5 year comic recently moved to New York from Pittsburgh. Catch him around NYC pleading his case with grace, sensitivity, and a mango mentality. Andy is a character (literally). Today we talk about the upcoming election, Andy’s dating life, Trump’s classified documents, and the Holy Trinity of Big Mac...

Nov 13, 20231 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 131

#130 - Alex Tomaselli

Alex Tomaselli is a 5 year comic from Connecticut. He’s been doing standup in NY for the past year, performs regularly throughout the city, is currently on the road with Zach Amico, and hosts the Yes Offense podcast where you can find him and many other funny comics in NYC (check it out linked below). On this episode Alex and I talk about relationships, a lot… we also go into family dynamics, sex talks with dad, and why you should take a breath every once in awhile to smell the roses. Alex is th...

Nov 06, 20231 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 130

#129 - Chester Jerrat

New Zeeland native Chester Jerrat is our guest today. Chester and I met at a show here at QED in Astoria. He currently lives in Auckland, New Zeeland, where he was born and raised. By day he’s a software engineer. He did his first standup show when he was 15, and he has received nominations for Breakthrough Comedian, and Best Newcomer. Today we talk about life in New Zeeland and compare the comedy scene to the United States, why New Zeelanders and Austrialians hate on each other, our shared love...

Oct 30, 20231 hr 48 minSeason 1Ep. 129

#128 - Alejandra Jimenez

Originally from Atlanta, Alejandra has been doing standup almost 3 years, writes sketches, and has a background in improv/sketch comedy from her time at UGA. Should you bless burps? Does it freak you out you’re one heartbeat away from dying? Would it be better to get fat on purpose? Does God love you? Is the Dalai lama still alive? Which animal would you reincarnate as? Alejandra and I talk about it and more in today’s interview. Alejandra’s great… follow her on Instagram, check out her website ...

Oct 23, 20231 hr 27 minSeason 1Ep. 128

#127 - Mohammad Patel

On today’s show, our guest is the very funny and talented Mohammad Patel. Mohammad has been doing standup comedy almost 10 years, and moved to NYC this year from Cincinnati, OH. Not every interview is the same or even smooth, and today’s falls in that category. I was in a weird mood, it was my fault for discussing politics, and for some reason I chose violence. Despite some tense moments, this was still a very fun interview, and I love this guy. Today Mohammad and I debate socialism vs. capitali...

Oct 16, 20231 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 127

#126 - Alexis Ramirez

I got hair transplant surgery. This episode Alexis and I talk about it. If you’ve ever been insecure about losing your hair, feel free to listen or message me directly because I’ve read everything on the internet about the topic. Today we talk about the surgery, and what female equivalents are (breast/butt implants?), healthy boundaries and communication of sex in and out of a relationship, Alexis tries to get me to admit I’m gay, we talk about the two pillars of positive mental health, and more...

Oct 09, 202358 minSeason 1Ep. 126

#125 - Bill Riner

Making his 4th (or 5th or idk…) appearance on the show is…the new, improved, selfemployed, phantom of the a*** singing, what’s your favorite movie asking, toast reviewing, bat milky drinking, bidi stick vaping, Bill Riner. Bill’s one of a kind and hilarious. We review Oppenheimer vs Mission Impossible, talk about the nature of reality, and more. Great time catching up with Bill, and I hope you enjoy. ALSO – Bill just started his own tailoring business. Follow his account, and send him every shir...

Oct 02, 20231 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 125

#124 - Tony Chou

Tony Chou is on the show today. Tony is a touring comedian from Beijing, co-host of an award winning Chinese late night show, and comedy club owner. He’s made appearances on CNN, BBC, CGTN, and the Atlantic. He’s visiting New York for the next few months, and is performing around town, including @ the Comedy Cellar. Today, we talk about the differences between China and the United States, when it comes to culture, media, and comedy. Tony shares his story of growing up in China with the one child...

Sep 25, 20231 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 124

#123 - Jon Tut

Today we have a very funny comic and fellow Michigander on the show: the ageless Jon Tut. Jon is originally from the Detroit area (just south of Rochester, MI), and moved to NYC to do comedy about a year ago. He swims with crocodiles, eats with lions, cleans his poopie with baby wipes…large Dingus Man of God, likes lesbians, man of faith from the Cold Detroit City, **** face… Jon Tutt. Today we talk about what we think Heaven is like, how to make it in NY by kidnapping Jimmy Fallon, how our firs...

Sep 18, 20231 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 123

#122 - Minji Ko

Today we have the lovely Minji Ko on the podcast. Born and raised in South Korea, Minji moved to the United States 4 years ago to pursue her masters degree in public policy and work for the UN. First, though, she’s an artist, expressing herself through painting, dance, and stand up comedy. Minji runs the Summer Chaos art and comedy show at the Bitcoin Center in NYC. Minji is very sweet and we had a great conversation about hoarding, tinder matches, which famous comedians we would date, people pl...

Sep 11, 20232 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 122

#121 - Vyas Sathya and David Smith

Two guests on today…Vyas Sathya and David Smith. Vyas describes himself as an awesome, smart guy who is well endowed. He used his really funny personality to rise to the middle of the San Francisco Bay Area comedy scene where he started standup 5 years ago. Now he’s in New York, focused on Indian topics like computers and cows. What crazy things will he say on this episode? Only one way to find out…ok that ends Vyas’s self written intro. David is Vyas’s friend from CA, and is a 107 certified dro...

Sep 04, 20231 hr 43 minSeason 1Ep. 121

#120 - The Roast of Alexis and David

Today we have a special episode: the roast show of Alexis and me. Instead of a normal interview, Ben Jennings was nice enough to let us share a recording of the roast show he put on for us @ Social Lounge in Greenville before we moved to New York. It was a special night with lots of laughs, and great jokes from many comedians you’ve seen/heard on the podcast. Featured are Jordan Warlick, Allison Shelnut, James Harrod, Cody Hughes, Jas Gill, Louis Kirk, Bill Riner, Melly Kazel, Jill Camilla, Jack...

Aug 28, 20232 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 120
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