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Everybody's Scott Patterson. I amil in podcast. Pop Culture, Season five, episode to a Messenger nothing More. Laurele I is walking through town and Miss Patty calls her the spunky entrepreneur. Laurel I, I am the uber Trump Murdoch.
Sorry about the irony on that.
One, Yeah right, Laurele I was they know, if not of where they speak. Laurele I was referring to herself as a business entrepreneur like Donald Trump and Rupert Murdoch.
I love a topical reference from twenty years ago. That's still tofficult.
Not too much going on with those two. How do they worm their way back into the news?
Trump has not been in the news, Trump.
Who didn't even recognize the name.
I feel like a lot of times of pop culture things are still somewhat relevant.
Totally half this episode was yeah.
All right, so who's gonna Who's I'll.
Do the next one? Because I love Deepak. Luke and TJ are arguing at the Renaissance Fair and Liz didn't hear him, and Liz says, I was listening to my Deepak Chopra and Deepak Chopra is a world renowned pioneer in alternative medicine and personal transformation. He is the author of ninety books, so maybe Liz was listening to one of those audiobooks.
Yeah, books, How do you write ninety books?
He's also a real nice guy, very very sweet.
Can you imagine Deepak Chopra being mean? Like would be not on brand?
Lorlai is on the phone with Luke.
She's being sarcastic about him coming home, which was very funny because.
He lied about it before.
Now I don't think he lied. I think he thought he was coming home and it got pushed back. But Laura says, what's that, Lucy?
A football for me to get?
Laura is referring to the popular Charlie Brown cartoons skit where Lucy holds a football and was waiting for Charlie to kick it, and then she pulls it away at the last minute while looking at it. Says she was looking at a paper, but I always thought she hold it away And then he always goes flying.
Does anybody have a favorite peanut?
I mean, I'm a snoopy goal myself snoopy.
Oh I love me some pig pen all of them.
Yeah, did you grow up on those? Yeah? They were still totally Every Christmas every thanks.
I was gonna say, I still watch Every Christmas Thanksgiving.
But the voice has changed. Is not the original about the Great Pumpkin?
Didn't you guys watch say Halloween too? The Great pump All that rights? Yeah? Hello, So this was.
In the same scene. Laura lies on the phone with Luke joking that he isn't going to be home today, and Lorelei says, see you when Hillary's president.
That would have been awesome if Hillary actually became president.
We would have been like in.
What was that two thousand and four?
Yeah, So at the time, Hillary Clinton was the US Senator and had repeatedly denied her run for presidency in two thousand and four, and Hillary served her second term as senator and didn't try for the presidential candidsy until two thousand and eight and again in twenty sixteen.
Zach talking to his groupies about the Da Vinci code Dan Brown. Earlier in the episode, Brian was talking endlessly about it to Zach. Now Zach is talking about it to the groupie. Zach, She's not the bomb, but she's not slutty. That's what this dude constant scene wanted you to believe, right, Laane is listening to them from the counter. He was purging the etrue Hollywood story part of it for his own benefit, turned the whole thing into Hollywood Babylon and chicks got the short end.
The funny thing is like I didn't even hear what he was saying because I was sort of so distracted watching Lane being irritated.
E True Hollywood needs to come back like thet they tried.
They tried and it just wasn't the same as like how it was excellent.
Each True Hollywood Stories a former news documentary series that offers exclusive views and insights and behind the scenes looks from celebrities and their personal lives. What an original idea? Who would have thought? Zach is talking about the story of Mary Magdalene da Vinci Code, the plot of the books Ess Mary Magdalene and Jesus had a love child together, creating descendants of Jesus Christ.
Wow yep.
Okay. Suki is describing to Rory Sane, lindsay throw out Dean's clothes on the street, and Suki says, we walked past Dean's place, and Lindsay was throwing his stuff out on the street. They were really going at it. It was like Raging Bull. There's yelling and screaming. Suki's comparing Lindsay and Dean to the nineteen eighty Martin Scorsese film Raging Bull. In the film, Robert de Niro's character Jake and his wife Kathy get in a big yelling match about her sleeping with his brother.
Wow, I'm going to go on a lim and say, one of the four of us have seen it and it's and it's.
Not Raging Bull. Yeah, Oh, you've never seen Raging Bull.
No, I'm going to say none of us have, but you.
Oh wow. Let's go back to the Mary Magdalen Jesus love children. Who today do you think would be direct descendants of that bloodline? Do you have any?
Aren't we all?
Thought?
Yeah?
Right, wow?
Are we all?
Aren't we all? I don't know.
I never saw the Da Vinci code, Sam, I don't know.
Okay, maybe we should do twenty three and me.
A new Instead of like your forty percent neanderthal, you could be like your zero point.
Jesus Loralai with Luke in the town square and he gives her a necklace because he's a necklace giver.
He gives her a necklace as a gift.
Lorelei pulls out it back of cigarettes, yas.
My own smokes. Then she says, gin Chi looks up and sees Luke holding a beautiful dangling necklace. Oh takes the chain. That's beautiful.
Gin Che is a saying from a comedy series called seventy seven Sunset Strip that was on from nineteen fifty eight to nineteen sixty four. The character Kookie played by Ed Burns and not that Ed Burns that we know the Ed Burns spelled ed d b y r n e S would say the expression gin sheeet, meaning cool.
We didn't talk about this. But why did he give Lorelei cigarettes?
Because he had to buy something when he went to the store, to.
A candy bar or he felt.
In there, right, he doesn't even smoke. Why did he buy some?
Yeah?
Because it was a funny bit when she handed it to the balloon guy. True, that was really that was really funny.
That was a short pop culture. Do you have crack staff?
You know?
The crack staff always comes through, you know, and they've come up with quite a hair raising.
Uh oh, they know they've got our hair debacle, our hair.
They have a hair raising detail coming at you, like a giant hair ball tumbling through the main street, coming right at you.
Give it.
So the according to the Crack staff, the big thing in this episode is laurelized hair.
Yes, I mentioned it.
Did you?
Did you? So let's talk about it in a little more detail, starting at the twenty nine minute thirty second mark of the episode. Throughout the kitchen scene when Rory returns home, do we remember this, Yeah, laure hair is wavy. Okay, But when they step out onto the porch to go to Luke's, it's magically been straightened.
Oh interesting, So I did not catch that. I just know she's definitely got received a haircut.
There was a lot of There was a lot of different hair differences in this with like Dean and Rory.
And everybody's hair, a lot of hair hair raising episode. Okay. Now, when they run into Lindsay and her mom next to the gazebo, lorealized hair is again wavy. Oh went back, Yes, it went back. And then when they're walking into Luke's. I guess after that it's straight again. Okay, And then Uh, then.
Scott, it's a hair confusing.
It's a it's a hair confusing.
I agree, just cut it out, bringing the full house into it.
Yeah, I'm gonna try and find somewhere hair.
Oh gosh. Yeah, pretty soon we'll be able to rinse this episode.
Yes, I want to repeat it. Don't give it a good scrub.
We're not trying to condition anybody listening to us.
I like your quick dial like, oh man, I don't want people to bristle at this when we talk about let's come through it.
Let's book just ca throat right, Okay. So then so they go into Luke's and uh, it's straight again. Then throughout the diner scene it alternates between waving in the shots from the front and straight in the shots from I wonder.
Do you think there was like a day where they did pick ups and they just kept her hair one way and then change her outfit.
Yeah, listen, there is so much going on. I didn't notice that sets and especially this one, that you know things like this are bound to happen. I think in the five years or four years of doing this, I don't think we've seen anything like that.
So no, Amy, you know, when you curl your hair and it kind of like falls out and becomes straight.
Could it be that?
Could it be like it's just fallen out.
I want to know the hair story of this.
And maybe it was just Lauren being masterful and so connected with every fiber of her being, every follicle that she was controlling her follicles throughout the scene and had nothing to do with the hair department, right, I guess.
I mean, that's mysterious. I'm gonna have to go back.
I know she's good, but I mean, to control the curl in her hair.
You got anything else?
I think that's that's huge. I mean I did have a bunch of other stuff, but I I cut it out and then I shaved it.
It's interesting. We're gonna need to go back and really look at it.
Yeah, yeah, well thanks for that. Yeah, and I just I just wanted to Yeah, you know, we liked it. We like to offer a layered podcast.
You really salon in that, but I couldn't get it.
Anyway. There you go, Crackstaff, My hat's off to you.
Yeah, well done.
And I would have to give it. I would have to give if I were rating Crackstaff competence here and using the measuring stick. I'd give it, you know, ten full heads of hair.
Yeah they aren't there.
Yeah, yeah, they don't mess around.
Do you want me to read through Thrillis's Top ten fries more Thrillist.
Oh, this is like it's like an internet thing.
Yeah. So Number one Arby's curly fries. No, none of us said that. Number two McDonald's world famous fries. Number three Chick fil A waffle fries disgusting. Number four Checkers haven't heard of Checkers Famous seasoned fries.
No, I don't know.
Wendy's and number five Wendy's Hot and Crispy fries. Number six Arby's again, crinkle fries.
Actually Wendy's did. Wendy's did have some good fries around, is still around.
Number seven Taco Bell nacho fries. I will agree with that. Number eight Wa Burger French fries.
I want to press with it. I have. It's like, uh, mainly in Texas, right whoa yeah, Texas, Texas?
Number nine A and w fries And these are places I've never been to.
Do you guys know what arby stands for? Why it's called Arby's Do you guys know?
Let me guess all ribs.
Arby's is it?
I know you, I don't know, I can That's one of the mysteries of life that I have yet to be able to unlock.
I know. The slogan is we have the meats, right.
Yeah, Easton, Am I correct?
It's roast beef.
Yeah, Arby's is r B for roast beef because Urb's is famous for the like doesn't.
Even make sense, It's kind of yeah, it does.
R oh of RBS.
Right, Yeah, I don't know that I've ever been doing Arby's, have any of you?
No, sure, I've had the I've actually they sell their.
Face messed up on a bunch of those arbis.
They sell their curly fries at like the frozen section at Target, So I've had those.
You guys are curly fries eaters.
I just like fries.
Jack in the Box needs to be on that list. Jack and the Box curly.
For the fries. Oh maybe the curly fries. The Jack and Box. Jack in the Box should be on there for the ultimate tagos.
And you're when you're when you're you know, in your twenties and you're on a death march on the weekend, You're just eating anything that's open.
God, remember when you could just see all this and it would be fine.
I talk about food all day. I love fast food.
You can put fast food or no.
It's like it's like.
A little step up from fast It's like.
Quick service is something that you drive through.
Yeah and out. It's fast food.
Yes, but I would consider Cha Pulley as quick service, not fast.
Okay, I agree? What is that one? Sonic? What about Sonic?
Sonic is fast to drive through? Do you like their prodic here? I've been to a Sonic before. They have been shake.
Sonic, Sonic Sonic. I've been to Sonic.
Yeah, they like Do they roller skate out to you or they come out to it? It's different.
I don't know. I was I was they did, I was out of it.
I don't know if they rollers. They definitely come to the car.
Yeah, like you like pull into a they skate.
Where is there Sonic here?
If I may, If I may, I'm sorry. I don't contribute to the show very often, but there is one Sonic near me and do our d California. I frequent it. They really skate out to the car.
Very cool.
They have little trees that go on your window and everything. It's pretty fantas well.
Easton's on. How do I get a microphone like you have? Easton?
We sent you a better one.
You just kind of how do I get that thing that you have? That thing?
Oh, the arm. We can send you one of those clips to the desk.
You might have to install it.
Why do you need one of those?
It just seems so fancy.
Look at how fancy Easton looks compared to us.
So fancy.
Well he's you know, he's Captain kirk Es.
He's still the bridge, killing me seriously.
Queen Elizabeth is related to Jesus Wow. In Sunni Islamic reports of al Tabari and al Masudi, Elizabeth said to have been a daughter of im Rat and thus a sister of Mary. Therefore, their children, Jesus Isa and John Yah yah Yah are believed to have been cousins. So there you have it. I mean, that's there you go.
Hm, I'm so glad you went back for that.
Wait, what is that.
The Internet Web?
I was like scrolling through the prep.
Subjects too that we really need to drill down on.
We need to know.
Anyway, Great seeing y'all, See you next week for the greatest week of my life logan.
There there we go, There we go.
I'm dreaming of you since season one.
Up.
Well we've had him, but I'm sure he'll come back next episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need a little zoo cree man to everybody. Does I need to get some Yeah, let's get him back.
On great times. I mean, season five is everything I thought it would be.
So far, so good.
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