I am Not Wearing My Socks (S4 E17 "Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist”)

I remember you golfed here. Are you a good golfer? I'm not bad, but I don't. I don't. I just don't have time to do it. Yeah, that's something you have to do all the time to be any good at it. You can't. I think that's actually true. You can't think it up and go. I mean, if you do it once or twice a year, you're gonna stink. I don't like. I don't want to learn that. It's a lot of time put into swinging your club and examining your swing. It's just too many things to do.

Is your best sports skiing or baseball? Um, Now, this is ten questions with Scott matters skiing. It's so different. Well, he's a professional baseball player, but I know he skis a lot. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good ski. Yeah, I grew up skiing. Did you really every winter saying that? I still think Scott would crush us? I don't know. How about tennis? How's your tennis get? You know? It

was pretty decent when I was a kid. And then I played with my buddy Alejandro, who is a former sort of semi professional, and I mean he's just like, what are you doing? I kept hitting the ball to the fence. Also, I'm just gonna say, there is a rubber smell in the room for something. Stars. I'm literally gonna have to crawl around the ground on my nose like a hound dog and trying sniffed out there is. My nose is strong. Scot's not strong. No, I can't smell a thing, but I can when I can smell.

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and we'll go in order. I know we see you on the Instagram messages that you want us to go in order. Those are not my socks, d it I will. This is season four, episode seventeen, Girls in Bikini's Boys Doing the Twist Air date April two thousand four, and it's spring break. Guys Paris and Rory wonder if they're missing out on the college tradition, so they decided to head to Florida with Janet and Glenn and run into

old friends. Meanwhile, Jason and lorialized relationship takes an awkward step forward, and Luke's relationship with Nicole takes a turn when he goes to wait. Scott, first question for you, when you watch that scene about the socks, did it come back to you? Because that's just iconic. I know people don't like that I say iconic every five seconds, but I love that. That's a memorable scene for me.

You know, you know what I did. Remember. I remembered when I stopped and then came around the counter and told her really, yes that I do remember making that move. That's the only thing I remember about it. You came right, I remember you come around and you're sort of to the side of her. Yeah you did, you told yeah you remember doing that? Because you didn't, that was probably not that often. Keep it quietness between the two of us. These aren't my son. I'm not wearing my socks. Now.

Do you remember kicking the car? I don't. So many times broken or your toe toes were kicking that car and it would cause damage. Now. I also though flag on the play, do not think you'd be hauled off to jail for that? Sure you would? Are you kidding? For no damage? You're vandalizing property property. You don't think they would have just say get out of here, freak. You can't display violent behavior in Connecticut in certain areas. Man Luke was in such a bad mood of this episode.

Oh my god, Okay, we must go in order. We hear you, We hear you. We're going to go in order, so Scott, but first give us your overall on this this one. So girls in bikini's boys doing the twist. Um, I just thought it was really fun to go along. I've never seen Paris so funny, and Rory and Paris together so funny. And Glenn was hysterical. He just told me. In this Um and Louise and Madeleine were just even Janet was really brought it. The kids really really held

us together. They were on camera a lot. It was really fun. You know. It reminded me of Florida and Spring Training and the whole thing. And then in a standalone episode like it. It isn't because there was. It moved the story forward with Jason and Nicole. But for the kids, it was really cool to get them out of you know, Yale and to spring Break. It was a whole different show. Yes it was. There was no Richard and Emily. There was very little. I mean, there

was some Lucky laurel I stuff, the typical show. Yeah, there was some Jason laurel Is stuff, which was pretty great. Um, there's no Suki, right, The Kirk stuff was was great. Yeah, and we needed it after last week. We needed this. We needed just to laugh, which I laughed a lot, even from the first scene, the first scene with the petticv Oh my god. First of all, thank you for bringing this up. May I please please mention Rory's monkler puffer vest You guys that vest I don't even think

you can find you can find a Moncler vest. I don't even think you can find that one. It was red with a very seventies style stripe. Do you know what that vest is? Probably? And I'm surprised they must not have to like get rid of the monk clerk because it's so subtle. But I was like, I need that best. I know everyone appreciates being a trooper text us. Hopefully you're a week later before. Hopefully you're going to be around for a while. If I'm not, just carry on,

just carry on. Oh my god. Wait, okay, so that best and then loweralize peacoat. I'm sorry, I just have to shout out the fashion in this episode. It was really good. So okay, Yeah, that Kirk bit was funny. What y'all think? I think it's about time Kirk got to have some sassy lines back call them what did you call him? A couple for couple of fatties? Yeah, the loads out of there. Yeah. The freshman was funny. He said, I got big fat cargo. They're done. That

creshman is a real thing. Did you gain the freshman fifteen percent? Dude? I did not gain the freshman fifteen but I think I gained the COVID, the COVID nineteen. What the hell that was? That was Kirk. That was some of the best Kirk stuff we've seen for sure. It's just so fascinating how many different jobs they can find for him, Like I would have never thought of a petticat God, it's so true. Have you ever ridden one of those? Yeah? Have you? Scott? Uh? I don't

think so. I did. Yeah, I didn't. I want I went to the Super Bowl and you have to park so far that we jumped in one of those and we were like, you know what, by the way, let's to my hometown Philadelphia Eagles kicking dude. Yes, super Bowl. I mean it's gonna be something. It's going to be something that is so great. Yeah, that's this this Sunday right, that is this Sunday Sunday? Oh my god. So now you don't you don't place a wager on that because

you would never do you? Why wouldn't I because I thought you're not supposed to bet when it's your team. When you bet, you never bet against your own team. If I would be obviously Pete Rose, come on, but I'm not on the I'm not a player on the team unless did I get that right that Pete Rose did something bad? He did, he did, he only did something. I'm reading for you, Scott, because what is that Kansas City one last year, right or the year before that. I'm gonna go for a minute. I'm gonna go for

the Eagles. Who has Patrick Mahomes Kansas City? The other people? Okay, who do you have? Who's your quarterback? Oh, Jalen Hurts, who I was completely wrong about. I thought, mistake. I gotta trade of knock Panning out and then but he's surrounded by such a ball club. He's surrounded by the best. I mean, they don't have a weakness. Aren't there two brothers playing against each other this year in the Bowl? Yes,

there's this brother on each team playing two siblings. So this is the center of Travis Kelsey sent Those guys are brothers. Yeah, I know that. And it's like the first time brothers have faced each other in the Super Bowl. We had coaches once. This is I am all sports. I'm not going to face each other on the field because they both play offense. Great note, Scott, great note, Thank you, Sharon. I mean this is so as a teacher, a teacher, this is I am all sports talk and

we'll be right back. Not as a parent, I guess you root for offense and then the defense. Oh yeah, if you're the parent, you root for both teams. When they're on offense, you don't have to worry about the brothers hurting each other because they're not on the field of the same That's right. But if you're a Mr. And Mrs Kelsey, how do you say it? Kelsey? Kelsey? How do you wear? What merch do you wear? Like the hat is one team and the shirts the other. I think you'd have to or they probably cust to

make a shirt that's a split down the middle. First of all, I love the questions, like that's their biggest thing. Okay, okay, So we go to the dorm, which I thought was hilarious. In the cafeteria and Paris, I think she's eating All Brand because you know, it's what Asher says she should be, you know, be regular. It looked like fruit loops to me. Look, I think Paris said she was eating All Brand because

Rory was eating the sugary. Yeah, they were. And this is where we sort of get the vibe that they're not going on spring break, which the moondoggie shout out I know we'll talk about in pop culture was amazing, and that Janet's going to jump in the van which turned out to be a minivan, which really made me laugh. And that that Paris and Roy are supporting some sort of social protest. They were prisoners and political prisoners, so

it was that was a whole good scene. Again, the beds in their full clothes and oh my god, that actually was funny too. Again, this is not the first time, you guys very relatable, I think they did. Yeah, I actually had a cringeing moment on the germs getting in their sheets. But you think they'd go, like take a hot shower if they were that cold, Huh, that would be a hell of a scene to explain what I'm saying. Saying,

like from the real I get what you're saying. Sorry, you don't go in your cold clothes clothes off right, you change at least you put on cozy sweat and like fuzzy socks. Totally. I think they sold it pretty well. But yeah, it was a little like get out of the wet stuff in the bed, what are you doing? So then right after that is the best scene of the episode. We're in the diner. First of all, Loyalize wearing that pink shirt with a cat on it, which

I was like, another epic fashion moment. And this is the scene where you come around the counter and you're like and wearing someone else's thoughts. You know, that was the best scene in the whole episode. What I found telling about that scene though, is that he actually spent the night at Nicole's. Well he called it like his house or something. Yeah, but like he had he hasn't done that yet, right, guys, Well kind of obviously he does.

We just don't know it obviously. Well yeah, because he's like, we don't see him no more. He's like, I don't live here in so I don't think it's the first time. He sleeps there all the time. But Lower Life felt like he moved out, which he did it, But he

does sleep there, I think a lot. Yeah, But I think that was like the whole point with Nicole in the last episode when Luke was like, yeah, our house and she goes our house because he's right, you know what I mean, Like, but can we just for a moment talk about w t F Nicole seriously, like cheater, cheater, pumpkin, like, screw you, Nicole. At first, when I saw that scene, I thought it was like it was going to play out that it was like Nicole's brother socks or something,

and Luke was getting pissed for no reason. She sucks and we knew it last week. We were two weeks ago. We're done with her last week. I can't remember, Scott, what it were you pissed? Who I care? You know, you literally can give two cents about Nicole and I wasn't care at all. You know what I love about that scene is that it's lore Lie. He tells, it's hilarious. We have to read that we have pull up? Can we pull up that banter? Interesting strategy? If it is

a strategy that Luke is employing, I don't. I don't think he is, But isn't it interesting? It's like deepen the friendship and deepen the trust between the friendships, and then it becomes inevitable that you've got a best friend so and and he knows there's that sexual tension, so that's going to seal the Then you also called her to bail you out of jail. Like you guys are in love, you don't call your you call your person to bail you out of jail, and I've never been

in jail. Thank god. Okay, oh my god, we have to do this. Thank you Jackie, like how Amy had to do that. Disclaimer, I've never been in jail. I'm terrified of jail. I'm just letting everybody know it. Oh yeah, oh my god. Here just the sock bit, Scott, do you want to play Luke or would would you prefer that we reenact this? You? You do it? You want to do it since Daniel are together to be Luke

or I obviously want to be lower life. Okay, okay, what whatever it is, it's put you in this charming mood. I'm not wearing my socks. I'm not wearing my socks, so what are those someone else's? Yes, I'm wearing someone else's socks. I'm sorry, I need more. I spent the night in Nichol's Place, also known as your Boys. Hold on, I can't or roll in the thing. Got up, got up a little late, grabbed a pair of socks, and it wasn't until I was halfway to work that I

realized they were somebody else's socks. You're sure about this? Hey, if there's one thing in my life I'm sure about. It's my socks. I buy the same brand in bulk, and I've been doing this for as long as I can remember. My socks are all white with a red stripe. These are all white with a gold stripe and some sort of fruity padding in the toe. Maybe they're just

as socks. They're not just as socks. Well, maybe when you went to the laundro mat, someone accidentally left a pair of socks in the dryer, and then I don't go to the laundro mat. Uh, maybe they're in a cool socks you know, her gym socks. You're not wearing your socks. I'm not wearing my socks. I mean, we did on a scale one to tend. Our version was a zero. But you get the point. The way you did it, somehow you made that hilarious and heartfelt and

I was heartbroken. And for the record, everybody does know their socks. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, like, I know, are my socks? Yeah? May I ask you all a question, would you share socks? I don't like that anybody other than your wife. No, I mean, yeah, I don't care if some if buddy if I have an extra pair and a buddy at the gym or whatever, we're playing basketball, you needs a pair of socks. Would you want him back? Yeah? I washed him, and what's

the big deal. I wun't give it to someone, but I wouldn't want it back. She wouldn't want them back, great, but I don't know. You can keep them. She won't wash my clothes in her clothes together in the washing machine. Won't do it, I said, anyone but your wife, because I don't care if like, yeah, if my person is wearing my socks, fine. The other two things that will never share toothbrush, Oh yeah, I don't even think about. First of all, it makes me gag when people want

to borrow deodorant. Oh it's not that big of a deal. Oh my god, that's a hard pass for me without chopstick. That anything on my right except for like your husband or your boyfriend or your wife or your whoever. Can I borrow your used Q tips? Okay, this this can go on. And underwear that's another one. You would never use somebody else's underwear. No, no, I mean no, you're correct, but I would wear like if they were clean. It's the problem. No, not not nobody's wearing my boyfriend's boxer.

Yeah that's fine, Yeah, sure you And that's little. It's different, it's different, rules, different, we're but I love it. Okay, speaking of boyfriends, should we talk about Digger? Oh my god, are we there? Though? You're going out of order in the But and for those of you that wanted Danielle to be in charge, let me comment why she's not. She's all out of or you do not want me in charge? That's all I can say. Trust me, that's

in charge. Okay. So then we go with the freezing scene where it's we did go out of order on that, but that's okay, it's okay, we'll forgive. This is where they're freezing. They're out at their table trying to do their petition. It was raining. Yeah, Glenn had a nice

Glenn had a nice little bit. See this is what I appreciate so much about his work in this, because he had these little hit that he'd come in and those are so hard to calibrate, right, They're so hard either do too little or you do too much, and they're really hard to get right. Calibrate that great word of them. Yeah, and you're right, that's such a great funny guy. He's a really funny actor, I know. And

I think he retired from the business. We wanted to get him on and he's like retired from acting, and yeah, I'm pretty sure it's him. I think his real is his real life name Ethan Probably, I don't know, I think so. So there is one line that I found so inappropriate and I laughed, Yeah, I laughed so hard when the girl so they come into the dorm and it's so inappropriate and the girls that the student, you know that other Yale students says, is it rain idiot?

The way the way lies us? Slash Paris delivers that line tie your tubes, idiot, and there's no comment about it. It just left there and it keeps moving and I'm like, oh my god, it's so mean and so funny. Anyway, she had some good lines in this. Yeah, she was like ten out of ten in the Yeah, Rory's gotta be careful to hang around with her too much. Man, But she's so costic. She's so I mean, it's like, is she ever gonna have a friend other than that?

But she is doing Alexis is doing the great comedy moments Yeah, she doesn't have to deliver much, right, she's Yeah, it's like Alexis knows that Liza is hitting the ball over the net really hard. Yeah, so all she has to do is just like put her racket out and think. Yeah. I really like their scenes together. Okay, I have a really tough question for you. I don't even it's like choosing your favorite child. Would you rather watch Paris and

Rory scenes or Suki and laur A Lize scenes? I think Paris and Rory kind of think you sort of a team Scott on that anyway, So I was pretty pumped that they decided to go on spring Break. Yeah, me too. I'm like, this is gonna be great, Harrison Rory. If Paris is being somewhat relaxed because she was a little less high volume, high voltage in this, yeah, she's more entertaining to us. So she showed of acting skills. I loved even then with the pizza, like we'll get

to it, but I loved all there there. They are besties, those two, They really are. They are, which is sort of terrifying to me. It provided comfort and terror all the same time, and I'm like, good for Rory and I'm like Jesus, she's like best friends with a lunatic. I mean, so then we go quickly to the house for Rory to pack in the bathing suit bid and Loralai was in like a cute white shirt that had like a blue ribbon type thing. And then they're talking

about driving to Florida, which was very relatable. Which how far is that that drive? More than we from Connecticut? It's probably I don't know, da a long drive. That's a twenty four hour drive that's in a Volkswagen Bug from there to Florida it was twenty four hours. Far fetched. Didn't say where they were in Florida, was in Miami? What go with? Like whatever is closest? Okay, spring breaks feels Fort lauder daily. They probably went to Lauderdale. Yeah,

how far is that drive? That's a thousand miles. So if you can drive three hours two hundred so two times five, three times five, I think fifteen hours. Not very mathematical, but I just tried to use a twenty hour drive. Scott was right further from Connecticut than it is from New Jersey, and I just put hard for it to four Lauderdale, So who knows where they went and they have to ride. Yeah, that is aggressive, and they come home which made sense. Uh. Yeah, I love Lorea.

I love the whole thing. It's the minivan because I was so gonna you know, like when you see it, you're like picturing some van and it's like a total Paris had to drive Glenn shorts lords like you didn't actually have to wear your bathing suit. Now, I thought the whole thing was great. I loved it, y'all. All that stuff was great. What's the next scene. We pull up at the motel, which obviously I did a deep dive because immediately I was like, where are they? I

need to know everything? And it's the c Sprite motel. And I think it's in Hermosa Beach. Yeah. And I think it's also in Veronica Mars, same same motel. Yeah. Thought what I liked about Paris was she was greasing everybody with tips. Well, I was gonna say, like the amount of money she spent on tips, they could have gotten a nicer place to say she's rich. Right. I thought they to do that, like my husband does that.

The first thing he does, here's your tip before you bring my car back, you know, like you do that, So you're taking Paris is not broke, she's rich. No, That's why I was like, why are they in this? But they wanted like the spring break experience. That's why they were there totally, because they wanted to be where all their friends were and all these young people. Did anybody cringe at the bedspreads? Though I was for spring break, the beds did not look comfortable. Beds like those bedspreads

have not been washed in a long time. They got a lot of staff at that motel, Like, there's a lot of people were walking down tomorrow. Pearris was giving tips to people that didn't work there. Hilarious. David Caruso mentioned too, wait what were they What was Paris's incentive or like, what was her point with the bedrolling? What was that comes in and takes their bed? Yes, if they have to shock up because they had they had

the girl they had what's her name, Kate? Although I never really saw them in the hotel room with the other girls, right, and where are the other girls? She was always jogging, always working out. Yeah, I think that, like are the other girls staying with them? But or was it like and they were definitely sharing a bed. They were they had a pull out couch, so they wanted the other girls in the pullout couch. I wanted Janet to take the pull out couch. Okay, he runs,

they got first. Yeah, then okay. There was some mention of a ruckus which made me laugh, just the use of the word rucas. And then we saw him there. He was Colin Egglesfield Scott. His voice was Milo. I totally agree with total when he said he said see you later, come on or whatever, and then he sounded like Milo, sounded exactly like Milo. I literally wrote that down. I can't find it in my notes, but I wrote, look at same voice as jet are so so Scott,

you might not have liked so. When I watched this the first time, obviously Colin Egglesfield meant nothing to me. But watching it now, after seeing Something Borrowed probably twenty times, I'm like, oh my god, it's like one of his first jobs. Do you guys love something Borrowed? I don't think i've ever seen it. I don't know what that is, what out it's good. So it's a movie based on a book. One way I know, Colin Eedelsfield dated so Scotch lean in Colin Egglesfield dated one of our friends,

one of our very best friends. I didn't end well, I thought it ended, just ended. Yeah, exactly, it just didn't end because suddenly end because we're telling you gossip. You always lean in for guss be quiet, you kind of just tell me. If somebody ever says I'm going to tell you something, don't tell anybody. You immediately do this Aby's face coming into the camera. Okay, So, so first of all, there was a Joanie loves johnchy moment. So she sees Colin Egglesfield. He smiles at her and

then the other girls I think is at Paris. She goes, what was that Jody lost joy moment? Yeah. I do kind of like the chemistry, but like there's something cute about it. That's why it was so a bummer that it was so fuzzily at the end. I'm like something. Yeah. Anyway, So then go to in a situation where they give that guy a couple more episodes. They develop a storyline where I would actually just his older brother, illegitimate, what's

his name? I had a kid with it with another woman and it turns out into this story, Oh my god, to be a whole new show I have would have liked something. I mean, I get it, we're on spring break, we're in Florida, so we can only have what we can have. But I would like to kiss. Yeah, I would have liked to kiss because the spring break, and that could have been a whole storyline itself. Whatever, I'm

not the writer. I think they did it on purpose because you thought Rory was gonna have a little thing with this guy, you know when it turns around at the end. Direct Danielle. Direct. Because I was so fixated on that. I was like, oh, Rory has a new love interest, or at least for one episode, Like I believe you would hope, but nope. So we go to Jason's apartment before we live, before we leave Florida. We have to shout out to Madeline then Louise. Excellent work,

but just fun, fun, fun stuff. I agree, what a treat. I also think great way to work them back in let's see in their element. This is the first time we've really seen them in their element. The fact that they're breaking forth and she smashes into the twins and the drinks. I mean, it was so great. Also, they looked cute in their baby since they were, they're cute, Paris's hat, oh, all of it, and it was also good.

So we go to the apartment, Jason's apartment, which I still think is a good You notice that, like the angle of the camera was the other side of the kitchen, so of course I did so there wasn't a door. I'm gonna call his place a condo, and I will say his kitchen is way too close to the front door to what I preferred. This angles. It looks a little more like it was like the living room. But if you if you think about your condo, it's the first thing when you walk into it. I mean in

my house, yeah, but true, true, but there's that wall. Yeah, but I don't think if it was open concept and you do you live? Where do you live? Do you live in an apartment condo? Or do you live at home with your parents? No? I love I live with my parents now. But in my apartment, the first thing was the kitchen. Yeah, everybody's apartment. I think Scott doesn't remember, he's got a he's had a house for a long time.

Was your kitchen the first thing? No way with studio apartment for years before I bought my first house, I was even in it for the first three years of the show. No way. When you walk in and it's a it's an elevate a little bit of a it's a living room with a closet, and then a little bit of an elevated area behind that, which is the

bed in the tiny little office. And then you walk down this tiny little hallway with their shelves in more closet on one side, and you go into the kitchen's tiny little kitchen, and then the other side you walk through the bathroom. Are there to stand up? Pause for a second. Did you say you lived in that studio apartment the first three years that you were on Gilmore's the first three years. People that think being an actor in celebrity is like hearing the money, So it was.

But I was stocked. You were scared and because you just don't know, because you get scared and if they're going to write me off for whatever is going to happen, so you just put it all in the bank. Oh god. Yeah. Because also, if let's just say it's ops, you never know when your next gig is, so you gotta save totally crazy and calls me and says, hey, you know you need to buy a house. And I said, I don't want to buy a house. I'm just me and uh,

I don't want to buy a house. He goes, well, in that case, you're gonna have to write this amount of check to the I R S. But if a house, whoa And then did you stay in that house for a while? Oh, oh my god. I digress. So anyway, Jason's condo, my issue with it was more that it looks like a kitchen in a restaurant, not really that it's by the time. I don't mind the look of the kitchen. It's very modern, it's very open that he's

got the modern apartment. Now what I loved more than anything French toast with bacon in a bat But how do you eat it? I literally was so I want to see Oh my god, I wanted to eat it. I want to eat it, but not in that bag. Then it goes in the trash. So do you think that you would then open the bag and eat it with a fork, because if you can't play your hand in there, your there's no way you can. You have

to do with the fork. You would eat it like a sandwich where you like put down a little bit by down more of the plastic bite, you know what I mean? So okay, have we We've talked about the Jason's kitchen, but we did not talk about the key. Yeah, Scott, how did you feel? That's how you either ruin her relationship or really she was really testing him about you know what kind of conies he had just commit to it? You wooss say just take the key and stop being such a namby pan be about it. But it's up

to you. I mean, it's your calling, you know. It's like, come on, man, she she almost had to smack him, you know what I mean? So do you ever get like jealous? Not I understand that's the wrong word, but like, are you kind of like? He's so not Luke? No. I like him. I think he's entertaining. Listen, i'mached anymore by the show. I like it. You know, I wonder if you rewatched Max again. I probably completely a bonus episode in the next few weeks where you rewatch Max

and see if you like him more. Now. I like Max. He's been my favorite so far. You did not want Max, Scott, Yeah, you did not like on the play you hated Max. I was getting territorial. I was getting competitive and territorial, you know, but I don't. I don't feel that way anymore. Okay, this is I want to play this game with you. Um you have to rank the boys, loyal lies boys, you know, from your favorite to so far. So we have Chris, we have Max, and we have Jason. No,

don't forget coffee guy that was in Twilight. Oh, Billy Burke, Billy Burke. What's his name? Billy Burke in the in the show. Tara is gonna have to do a quick google on that. Just Billy Burke, Gilmore Girls. He was a coffee guy. I liked him, actually liked him too. He was pretty smooth. Yeah, he might have came the best suited for her because he was kind of agree Alex, Yeah, I actually thought they're banter. I agree, Scott. I agree. He had to go off and do another show or

they would have kept him around. He's doing l A Fire now or something. I know, it's good. Have you watched that. I watched a little bit of and as soon as I turned it on, he was on. I don't think it's called l A Fire though. I think it's called like Napa fire or something. It fire country. None of the maybe not the best name for the show. Okay, Scott, We're ready for what rank worst to best of the four boyfriends so far? Mm hmmm, what about Rune? You gotta give Run a shot? I think Run actually, I

think actually Run could be really good for her. Okay, we gotta move on that. So your choices are Christopher, Max, Alex, and Digger. Yeah, I think I think they could all work. But I like Alex the best because he had to pick. I thought he was the coolest and the darkest of presents. But yeah, he also seemed very soulful and very patient. Did we ever get an explanation for why he was gone? I don't know? Or was he just the show? You mean? Yeah, in the show we did, but not really. No, just

went somewhere. He went on a trip, right like, Shoot, we're gonna how do we like? How do we not remember everything? Scott didn't totally understand the game there? But you did? Okay, Scott didn't rank number one. I ranked Alex. Who's number two? Uh? Or or who's the worst match? So you did your your best match? Who's the worst of the four? Uh? I'm thinking Max is probably the worst? Oh my god? I disagree. Yeah, I just he just

got to you know, he just lost his stuff. I agree at the end there he got to like it was so hard. I mean, don't make me go there. Remember the dancing around the day. It's almost like he wasn't emotionally mature enough to deal with somebody like that. Am I the only Christopher fan of the group. It's like, I don't think you can rely on it. Christopher. He's just I really liked him that out of sight, out of mind, but I just haven't seen him in so long.

They'll be back. I don't know what happened, what happened her. So he's mentioned a few times during the rest of the season that when Laurelai runs into Max again, um and she said she's still dating Alex though we never see him and we don't actually know the cause of the Bradway. Yeah, but he has mentioned a couple of times with Christopher. Okay, let's compare Christopher to a stock and if you're looking at it a long term chart, probably chart, you just see a lot of highs and

lows and highs. There's a lot of you're such a romantic I'm talking about Christopher. He's really hot for He's like, he's gone, He's I really appreciate the analogy. I understand, and it's like, are you gonna buy that stock? Right, probabs not that short term try to turn a profit and dump it, but long term, are you going to marry that? I don't know, because Max was going to blow a gasket. I thought that Christopher is always blowing

a gasket. Um, you like Digger. Digger is going to be blowing some gaskets, but less gaskets and they'll be more entertaining. I think she'll she'll forgive him easier than those other guys, right. I think in all fights are inevitable in any long term relationship. I think the fights she has with with Digger are going to be easier to overcome somehow. But I placed the number one. That's

an interesting theory. I placed the number because you're gonna forgive him more, because he's just so kind of gentle and sweets, kind of sweet guy. I don't want to tell you you're wrong, you know, And uh, I like him. I like him, And and who's the last one now? The Max? Yeah, I think it's a Christopher Alex. He's got a really long fuse. It's going to take a lot to get that guy angry. Yeah, And I think he's going to be cool customer and he's you know,

he's just real chill. I like, I like Max Vanita, and I've always like, yeah, he's my number one. But I feel like, I don't know, there's something about Jason that, like, I think he's cool, like he's definitely grown on me. But I think he's just gonna like ghost her one day, you know what I mean, Like he's going to break the Lorealize heart because she hasn't had her heartbroken yet. I feel like that's coming with Jason. Am I right,

We're not MoMA saying anything. And I want to see Roon with her because that's like, that's like giving laurel A a male version of Paris. They just have butter sculptures. Then you imagine if the show was Laurelai Rune Paris. Oh my god, no, no, no, how that relationship bank gosh one of my favorite Or whenever I think of Rude, I just think of what's a rune. It's like all I think of. Okay, I'll get us back on track. So we go back to the beach and This is

where we see they got the cabana. Ar it's got the cabanna with the table and chairs. Shout out to Janet's bathing suit was my favorite. And then we see Louise and Madeline, so it's like, hello, that was that was fun, good fun stuff, and they go, I love the Rules of spring Break. I love it all. I tell you that was a really compelling series for me. I could have watched that every week. I also love make sure you're properly sunscreened? Here Casper who wrote this again?

Who wrote this episode? This was? It was Amy? Yeah, it was Amy. Jamie Babbitt directed. That's why it's so good. Jamie Babby always kills it. So then we go back to the room at the c sprite and they're eating their pizza and I think they might have their videos at this point, and we kind of get mentioned that It's like Paris was sort of hoping Asher might call.

She doesn't expect him to call. And then they decided they need to commit to spring Break, which I'm so happy they did, although I did relate to them like I would be the one that wants to order a pizza. Yeah, just stay in and watch a movie. So then they go we see them at the pool with the giant Q tip. They were watching a Bill Moyers. They're watching

so terrible. Joseph Campbell, who is Bill Moyers. Bill Moyer was an investigative journalist back in the day who was the top, one of the top guys who did these uh you know they NBC or whoever he was with the major network and they'd always send them out. And then I think it was with PBS for a long time because his the quality of his journalism was so was so uh was so high? Did anyone catch if

it was on VHS or DVD at that point? But Joseph Campbell is a writer who guided many, many, many screenwriters. Joseph Campbell's Hero with the Thousand Faces is required reading it. All these screenwriting programs, all these top colleges. Wake me up when it's over? What journalism? Okay? Okay, Yeah, everybody's hashtag blast okay. So then we'd get the funny bit where Rory's talking to uh Lorela on the phone and

she says, did something cute just walk by? And then we have the encounter with Colin egels Field and Rory did we ever catch his name. I know he had a name Sean, but when did we learn it? Honestly, I don't know if we learned it just was in the credit. So he did sound like Jess. I didn't catch that. It sounded exactly Michael Milo. I agree, exactly, eyes closed, the same voice, and he looked like, I mean, it looked like his older brother or something. And he

sort of was flirty. He's all, oh, did I ruin my chances or something like that? Right, and like Jess, so, Jess, what so were that collared shirt? It was like Eglesfield was cute. He gets cuter in something borrowed, but he was cute. He definitely was a cutie. But what a letdown that nothing happened. Yeah, like they're at spring break, like they need to make out to a phone party out. I think Rory didn't do it because he wanted he after the kiss with Paris, He's like, that was some

kiss and then we're just done with his party. Invite your friends. Part of that kissed though, between Rory and Paris, I thought it wasn't even that good of a kiss. It was sort of just a big some of some of some of Alexis's funniest moments I've ever seen, Like she ran away from her and then she goes, no, no, no no, tell me was it good? Did I get? And she was like, oh man, you know, I love I just kept saying are we doing it wrong? Which

is what I loved about it. They were just like, I don't know, Alexis is very easy to take the ride with, isn't she? Yes, there's no hard edges on her. It's all that just sort of smooth and easy and breezy and fun and effortless. Isn't that? Isn't that something? Yes? I think that's why I love this episode, because that's just a great descriptor effortless, and her timing is perfect in her comedy is great. She's really rock in my world.

I'm telling you that. It just fantastic. I think the lines, because how about when they say no one can sniff out the hip like we can't. There's just so many funny lines in this one exactly, and that's could be uh an embarrassment of riches and a problem for a lot of actors who just overdo it. They don't know what to do with all those great lines, you know what I mean? Yeah, everyone so deftly. I really remarkable. It's just such a contrast, it really is to how

a lot of people approach their work, you know. Yeah, then we get back to the house and we sort of have the key redo Jason and Lorrea lyar walking and he says you're making or Loreally says you're making me work too hard, and then we get this sort of key thing. Did anybody think it was weird that he dropped her off? Though? Like why if there's such a couple, why wasn't he spending the night if they're always at his house? But like Roy doesn't live there anymore,

so they could unless it's like some before. Yeah, but like I wonder if it's some rules she remember, like she had that rule of Like, yeah, I wonder if she just like keeps that rule well. And also if she wouldn't have gotten dropped off, she couldn't have gotten the message that she has to go pick up Luke from jail and bring three Hundy exactly actually very attention because he could have overheard the message, and like and

she and she bails him to go looking. Yeah, but like if it's your friend, you're trying to getut of jail. I don't think it like I wouldn't think it had anything to do with like a relationship. It's like I need to bail my friend out of jail. If you're a dude and your girlfriend is leaving to go get another guy out of jail, you're definitely feeling threatened. Although I've never felt like Jason has been jealous of Why, Hello, you don't remember the incident when he's in his Mercedes

and he's like Hong Kong Kong and Luke. They don't talk because he's scared of Luke because Luke cut him off. Luke didn't that's right, when Luke was being a good townsman and driving safe. Totally, I'm telling you that they missed an opportunity there. That's one deduction. That might be a one point deduction. I kind of think you're right. That would have been juicy. That would have been a little juicy. And even if he walked her in, even if we're not to know he slept over, he comes in,

she hears the message, and she just bolts. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I'm in jail now. That message was hysterical. Yeah. So then we go back to the pool and this was a great scene to where they're drunk. So now Paris and Rory are drunk, and that was my favorite, all of them around the table. I thought it was really good. That was my favorite. Yeah, like Lettingland, they bring up Dean. I was so happy when they thought

of Dale and was watching. I was like, Danielle is going to be happy and just so team Dean right now that it just hurts that they're not together. Well, they bring up how gorgeous he is and then she tells them he's married, and I love how they're like married, love with you, but like if she's pregnant? Is that that they said? And then they crank him, which was amazing. Yeah, and Louise even said like that marriage is never gonna last.

Dun dun dune. So then we go and Loralai has picked up Luke and we and actually somehow they make a scene funny that's also so heartbreaking. Again, like Luke had to see the software go into the house and he's like they're in there for hours? What are they doing? I know what they're doing. Why didn't Luke just bust in the door? He you know, like, why didn't you just walk into surprise? He's not. He's not crazy, you know, he's not going to do that would have been pretty

rad though. I would have walked right in and like, excuse me, And do you think he's just done with her? Or do you think he's gonna like do you think he's just like I think he's done himself, that he didn't end it sooner, and that he has to be humiliated in this way. Yeah, it's not a good feeling. I've been there before. That is not a good feeling because he's not even into her. And I think, like Luke's biggest thing is respect and he does not want

to be disrespected. And now Nicole's doing Do we expect this of Nicole? Not really, I think we It's been sick. There's been flagged red flags all over the place. I didn't expect her to be a cheater though, and like that's and like as much of a cheater that the guy's socks are there? Yeah, like I thought she was smarter than that, like that she would clean up her track, right, Idiots,

I'm done with her. Like I actually sort of was like, oh, it's too bad they're fighting whatever whatever, But now it's like me, Nicole, you suck out totally was planted, and it's just something he was supposed to have a different reaction. He was supposed to really get her and lock her down and marry her, remarry her whatever. He was supposed to dedicate himself. Once it sucks went on his feet and he realized he was supposed to. She wanted him to step up, and he didn't. M m oh, okay,

so you're blaming yourself a bit, but I'm not. Well, it's like she's forcing him into a decision. It's like, hey, you know, I really like you and you're not and I think you're probably into this Laurel girl. And the only way she can find out is to really throw the fear of God into him, which is another guy in the picture. That everything is just like to get

his attention. It's very risky, right, But you know, I wish Luke just like messed with her and like a hair tie on the on the counter said he you suck by bye bye. It's just listen, there's it's complicated. It's so complicated between is it. I just think she sucks. She wasn't getting the commitment. I mean, I understand that's very that's a different perspective that she was. She was crazy about him. Obviously she didn't have enough respect for him to just be straight with him and say I'm

gonna see other people. Yeah he doesn't want right, Yeah, but he's also never there, so like she probably is like, he's not here, so if I bring someone over, he's not going to find out. And remember he did leave or he remember he walked down in the middle of sept Yeah, Tim was that week. Yeah, remember you had the fight and You're like, I thought we were done and she's like, I was in the middle of September, So like remember in sep t was she talking about September?

I'm done with her. Once again, there's a parallel between Rory and Lorelai in this episode with the voicemails and the calling. Like I mean, obviously like Amy knows what she's doing, but I didn't realize until the end. I'm like, oh, like they're each getting voiceman they always you know, like they apple didn't fall far from the tree. So Okay, before we get to the pivotal moment, we do have that funny drunk beach scene and Glenn and the water and just sort of Paris and are in it together.

They're drunk. I think they throw up, but later we don't see the throwing up classic yeah at night. And then we have the moment did you guys think when Dean calls back so happy, so happy? I was happy because I'm not a fan of Lindsay, But I'm like, oh, this is such a bad idea. At the same time, like, let's be real, like obviously, like we don't, like, shame on you, Deene. You're married, like you don't need to

be calling your ex girlfriend. But I think he's just like, oh, I care about her, Like I don't think he's like I want to get back together with her. But when they talk that I don't know, the chemistry is like so undeniable. The chemistry is still there. Did you guys hear it's it's very it's very at the end of the episode when he says, I even have questions. I

wrote a couple down, yeah, like about it. It's very under the breath, like it's as the episodes really fading, and he says he calls her and it's real cute, and he says, yeah, I me, I have some questions. I even wrote a couple of days. He misses the banther because nobody can be with her. He misses the brain, he misses the heart and soul. There's nobody like her. She's very special, Lindsey as special as she is. Right, Nope,

they probably don't have the banter. So Danielle let me. Okay, Tara tell me if I'm going I want to ask you some questions. Okay, what do you think of Dean calling Rory? Oh she called him first? Do you think he's crossing the line by calling her? I think if he called her first, Yes, I mean, it all depends what those questions are, right, Like, it depends with the end of the conversation. I definitely wants to engage with her and hear all about everything. Yeah, look, I don't

like I don't think it's great. You know, he's a married man, But it just depends what his intentions are. We don't really know yet. Rory's turning into Pendling a lot before our eyes. Oh, Scott, I didn't think about that. Oh you're so right. So what do you think if Dean call What do you think if he keeps calling her? I think the first time this time it was inappropriate because because Rory called first, it was kind of like, well, no, it's like she she kind of opened the door, so like,

do you think it's okay if he ever called? I'm just I mean, I don't. Here's the thing we're seeing. We're seeing all these things like when he was at the arcade, you know, at the arcade with Luke and he saw Rory and you like you just felt his heart. Like there's it's obvious that he just loves Rory so much so knowing that, yes, it's inappropriate that he's married to somebody else, But at the same time, it's like, oh, man, like I don't know and really fast before we go.

So Danielle obviously has no idea what happens Scott, do you have any memory? Oh? Do we find out soon? I'm not telling I'm not saying anything. No, I I lost all. Like you know, I used to have a Rory Dean tracker on my ceiling and I lost it. I used to keep I used to keep up with it. Let's everybody, I said, ten favorite lines? What are y'alls? I had? So minus from Rory to Paris when she goes get away from me or not my type? After she after she kissed her oh man. I honestly, Paris

just had so many good ones. So this episode I can't even pick which Paris one. I mean, the whole back and forth of just that scene of her just tipping everyone along the way. People didn't work there. It was so funny. But I already said mine I I loved Rory's line when she just leaned her head back and said, oh man, you know, she just needed to get out of its fresh air. So are we doing how many Colin egglesfields? How many keys? What are we

doing to the pancake? The baggy French toast? Oh? My god? Yeah, duh done. I think on this one we do our individual likes. Oh Scott, you're really Scott really likes that. Okay, I'm gonna do uh, I'm gonna have how many Glen's coming out of the surf? Okay? So who goes first? Well? I think okay, So are you go first? Oh? Um? I give it? Eight point nine? Um baggies breakfast baggies eight point nine. Daniel, My, off the top of my head, I was saying eight point eight, like it's it's there

eight five average eight point eight? And you know what I'm gonna say callin eggle Field. Okay, so I'll go nine point four, and I want to do calling eggles Fields nine point four calling eggles Fields. But because Daniel did it, I'm gonna do nine point four. What else did I love in this episode? Bananas? Because we didn't mention Paris and the banana eating gone. I thought we were competing how many bananas we can mean? I'm sorry,

I'm giving this a ten. I'm giving it ten. Good for you, Good for you because it was to me it was I couldn't turn away when not a dull moment. I enjoyed the whole ride. Yeah, I agree. I was just very pleasantly surprised about her. I updated nine point for Glenn's minivans. I think once you've stated, oh, I'll stick with bananas, n I mean, you can do it. It's just they're going to send you a huge bill. Yeah,

the judges will not be happy. It's very costly. It is there anything from crack Staff Cracks for God's sake, I came through. I do have an honorable mention from one of our listeners, Jessica Um. She DMed me and she said that Lorela had a repeat outfit in the last episode talk to me? Um so she Oh my god? Yeah. So in the last in season four, episode eight, Lorela was totally wearing the same outfit as she was in the mall. And she she even said, I figured Amy

would appreciate it a thousand. We're going to put this on Instagram for you guys, because just different hair, because it's really the same outfits, not just a piece, it's the whole thing. Yeah, except she had the that rose at the mall. But when was that scene with the coal season four last weeks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly weeks in a row, she were the same outfit. No, they're spaced in between. But because what episod? So what are we on right now? We're on episode here's a crack

Staff compilation. Um okay, uh look quick. In the very opening shot, you can see a tall office building in the background, not very stars hollowey, like they're like the camera shot something in the Warner Brothers like, just like it's a part of Burbank. Even it's adults building. It's adults building. Shout out to anyone who's around in the nineties, adults building. Are you too young, Scott? Do you remember adults? What tell me again. So, okay, this would be right

around that time. The building across from the Warner Brothers law had a restaurant in the bottom called Adults d a Lt. Yeah, yeah, it was around right. In the cold open, when Laurel and Rory are standing next to the the petty cab talking to Kirk, the angle of their shots suddenly changes and the first two shots the gazebo is behind them with the stars Hollow sign on the left side. Then on the third shot the house is behind them with the stars Hollow sign on the

right side. M M all right. At five seven uh into the episode, in the I Am Not Wearing any socks Diner scene, watch the right side of the screen as Luke walks around the end of the counter. There's a large metal object on the side of the shot with a happy face drawn on it. At the thirteen sixteen mark, after Paris and Rory walk up the stairs to the motel, look at the first room on the right. There's a large studio light sitting just inside the door. Okay, um,

that's one anyone. When Rory is talking about giant Q tips, there is a bee on her towel right behind her head. Hopefully she wasn't allergic that the crack staff's favorite line, um rory running after Paris wait for me, I like ruckus. I knew that was a good Ladies and gentlemen. All right, everybody, that's gonna do it for this week the next episode, Season four, episode eighteen, Tick tick tick boom. Thank you, Tara,

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