Music welcome to another episode of husbands watching housewives. I'm Scott and I'm Jeff and we just watched episode of the Real Housewives of Miami. Yes, I said it right that time he did and just watched just it's just it's such a muscle memory thing. Like my mouth said it weird last episode and like that's not right. That's. Foreign. Not right at all, no. So yeah, Miami episode sure was good. Before we get there though, we have little house husband watching house 5 business cards
and so excited. So QR. Very cute. So cute little QR code on the back and actually has our first and last names on it there too for when we meet real people in real life. It'd be so nice. Hi, we are, we are these people, yes, doesn't have our phone number or anything, but. It's our e-mail address. Yeah, our e-mail address and our QR code for our link tree. So, but yeah, so if you're going to Bravo Con, expect to see these sitting at some tables. Yes, they'll. Be like, what is this?
It's a podcast. You should watch it. Oh. Whoops, I leave that on top of the toilet in the bathroom. Oh well. So. Those are great places for it, but. Yeah, I'm so excited. And they're little. I like that they're square because then it's kind of like little podcast logos. See, I'm sure that the people at Vistaprint knew what they were doing. No, I think it's like it's different because it's not like, you know, trying to be like a business card where it's like a long rectangle, right?
But we got we have our shirts coming U next for Bravo Con. I need to make the other shirts still. I never yeah that away, but I want to get the sizing rate. Right. That's the thing we're going to see like how these fit and then. Yeah, yeah. Because some T-shirts just fit amazingly and you're like, hey, bring me a medium every day of the week. But some are a sack or some are too tight. Right. So we don't want to get our, you know, Bravo con husband watching housewives, basically our merch
template. We don't want it in the wrong size, right? Because we're afraid to wear it because it makes us look lumpy. Why would anyone else wear it? These are accurate facts. Yes, sorry, we just went to the grocery store and ate some lunch so. I am so full. Yeah, so full. And the notoriously hot loft, Yes. Not not a. Hot box. Not a hot box, it's our hot. Loft, loft. Miss it? Giselle's hot loft. Hot box. Karen's. Or Giselle, Karen said Giselle had a hot box.
Well, she went to sing sing. And the irony of that now. Can we get Karen to do a cameo for us where she tells us we have a hot loft? That would be amazing, I think. Yeah, Karen got out this past Tuesday. I think so. So we've only, we haven't talked about it, but Karen's out, you know, yay, juice is loose. I would say the grandam is free, but she's no longer the grandam. She's. I forgot she's said that when she comes out she will not be the grandam anymore.
We'll see. She left the grandam in prison in the in the hoose cows. And they filmed her getting out. So I think this will be, you know, in the mid season trailer for Potomac for sure. Probably. Is she gonna be a friend of this season? Come in on the second-half. Well, they've done they finished like principal filming. So, you know, probably she really like seems like Giselle or somebody like.
They'll have picked the cameras up just to film a very special episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac. I think that's more like an Andy interview. Oh, you think she missed the reunion? Oh, OK. So I think they should do that. You should do that. Uh huh. Very special episode. Right. She'll be back next season full time for sure, I'm sure. I mean, it opens up that I feel like I'm your sister now.
It opens up that whole question cuz your sister's saying, do we ever talk about the political implications or the legal implications of having a convicted felon back on the show? Oh, right, right, right. Things like that, I think. I don't think about. Yeah, I also didn't want to at the time be like, we don't want to take it that deep. It's Housewives show like, well, that's definitely an element that does, you know, rear its head. We don't need to.
No one wants to like, watch Housewives and think of all the downer things about it, right? True or like the downer things they're associated with kind of turn a blind eye even though you some are more vocal and you know about it, but some you know, you're just like I'm going to pretend that you know the she exists in this bubble of the show and I don't see beyond that but. But sometimes it's really, really difficult to turn, turn the other cheek.
So anyway, that's not happening on Miami right now. Or do we have anyone in Miami that we're like other than Martina? I think a lot of them are. Conservative. Is that what we're saying? Yes. Oh, that's so scary. So I know, I mean we can get ahold thing about that. We should talk about that when we're on besties approve because they talk about. Politics and things. Have we said? We haven't. No, haven't. Now I just let it out of the bag. It's fine.
We're planning a little collab with Bestie approve podcast. So if you haven't checked them out, check them out. We we like them and hopefully we we have a good vibe and crossover. So coming up. I think so soon, yeah, we're recording not this week, but the week after. Yes, yes, it's going to be fun. And my dumb ass has to edit it all together so. It'll be great. It'll be a fan fantastic. But with this week's episode of Miami, you took notes. Well, here's. The thing still say you should
just read the notes well. No, no, here's the thing. So like, we didn't just watch this, we watched this last night. Magic of time. And we're like, we're not going to record tonight and said, what did we watch? We were really tired. We ended up watching. Oh, we watched Peacemaker. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was good. But we were very tired. So like, we're not going to actually record, we're just going to watch the show.
So we didn't just watch. But yes, basically I took notes just in case I forgot anything because it's 24 hours later it's a little bit less. It's helpful. It's helpful because I would have forgotten all that stuff and I would have just been they went on a cruise and yelled at each other. They. Didn't yell at each other yet. That's getting there, yes, right. Well, by all means, I think you grabbed your phone and start your start us down your notes.
Well, I think it started off with Alexia saying that she's going to help out Larson and Lisa. Help them get to a good place. Yes, be like a moderator because it's taking up too much of the group's time, this feud between the two of them. I will. I concur. Yes. Yeah. So that was something. And then the Marisol met with Julia because. Because. Why again? About the cruise. Oh, Yep, Yep. OK, so if the women can't get along, you know already how they
get along on a cruise. And the whole Marisol like I have PTSD from Spain and I'm like, I am sure you OK 10 minutes. I am sure you do, but not really because that's dumb. Right, right. Yeah, the whole whole cruise just getting right off of Spain and in his and you were saying it was the day after the whole Bravo thing. It was. The day of, they left Bravo Fest in Miami and went straight to the harbor. You. Recognized their outfits from. No no no, I just saw this
online. Oh, and here I thought you were like being like a total die hard. No, no, no 'cause we weren't into Miami at the time. Oh, right. So basically, yeah, on Instagram they were saying they like left right afterwards. And at that Bravo fest, Stephanie wasn't there, of course. Shouldn't the analysis in the Housewives? Is why she was fresh as a Daisy when she's Yeah and onto the boat like we're onto the ship. Excuse me that. Ship the.
Richard, I still maintain and I don't care for jumping around. Yeah, I they never showed that cruise ship like with them. You're outside in motion. I think they filmed the whole thing docked. That's a conspiracy theory like it just seemed. Really odd that they never showed like sweeping other than like like generic establishing shots of like the boat out to sea. They never leave them on deck. They didn't show any of them like outside. They could have been sitting in
Harbor the entire. Time they showed them on deck as they were like waving goodbye and also it was night time so it wasn't like the beautiful Miami landscape that could have gotten as opposed it'll be more of that next episode I'm. Sure, I hope so. I do like that there was kind of a, you know, the the definite Richard Branson tit for tat was we'll go ahead and advertise this Miami to Miami cruise, like just out to sea for three days. Like you want to go on a weekend
cruise Miami to Miami? It basically is like one big advertisement, yeah. Yeah. But what do you expect? Oh, but as I said before, they Samaras, I was worried about the cruise and then the whole Julia talking about her daughters thing, which we got. I guess they're slightly talking more now and they're, oh, more OK, but she's still upset because. They're just not. They're not present, yes.
Yeah. And I I still hope that we get to the bottom of it if we're union about what exactly is their issue with them adopting the boys? I think this falls into stuff that didn't happen on camera. And I'm not asking that the daughters make themselves, you know, appear on camera to discuss this, but I'm just saying, like, I'd wish Julia didn't make it a situ, you know, something that didn't happen on camera. Well also it's like I wish she like didn't tiptoe around it.
They said like they thought we shouldn't adopt the voice XYZ. They felt blindsided, and rightfully. So whatever the case is, yeah, yeah, you know, so yeah, it would be nice to hear more specifics if they're going to make it their storyline. But we get what we get, right? Right, right. So what was Gertie doing this episode? She FaceTime with Stephanie and before the cruise and yeah, Stephanie was like, I'm going to be I'm chill on votes. Yeah, it's Stephanie, the third
person. Stephanie. She's nautical, Steph. Nautical Steph, Yes. Nautical Steph is really chill. Doubt it. I I don't think any housewife is better when spoken over the third person. When when once a housewife starts Speaking of herself in the third person, I think it's just a sign that something bad is going to happen. Well, people like, don't like it. Like I feel like, doesn't Wendy do that sometimes?
Wendy, definitely. Zen Wen. I'm Zen Wen. Yeah, and I feel Dorinda would always do it, but that might just because Dorinda's that crazy old cat lady of a woman. But gotta love her. Yes. Anyway, who else Kiki and her dad met? Talked about Haiti.
Talked about Haiti. He's been helping her because she's got so much backlash because she couldn't take all of Haiti to Miami. That was interesting that she was, you know, pretty much trying to get her dad to like, you know, you'd have to acknowledge, you know, how you left me at some point. And he's like, oh, we don't talk about that. We're we're Haiti. We're Haitian. We're Haitian. Like, we don't talk about any. Like kids aren't allowed to say anything negative about their parents.
I mean in what? In what? In Haiti. I'm just saying in what society our kids encouraged to say negative things about their parents. Well, I mean, not negative, but we're so like just a free discussion. Right, right. It's not a common thing. Yeah, but again, I'd main attain, you know, there's very few cultures whether I mean, you're either raised by a hippie parent. That's the only time you have someone who's like, let's talk about your feelings.
Let's talk about. And I don't want to, you know, I don't want to bring up, you know, that's how Wasps became Wasps. They just didn't talk about stuff. You know, even the old, the old white English people never talked about it. So. Look, that was an episode of both Will and Grace and Second City talking about no, because like, Charlotte was like, we don't fight, we're Wasps, right? Yes. So talking about family
situations and emotions. But no, definitely I can see he was not willing to talk about any of that. No, but but then we also got the whole thing with Stephanie is helping with Kiki's Haiti charity, Yes. They're working on getting into the kitchen, rearranging some places so they can certainly party with the Haitians.
Haitians and in conclusion man remind you does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty. Oh God, sorry, anytime anyone mentions Haiti in the back of my head, just clueless starts. To play well, I heard that she actually thought that's how it was pronounced. I wasn't like her being funny, she said. Haiti. That's awesome. Holy See. Oh. Sounds so good, we should watch Clueless. We shouldn't. The problem with Clueless is it also gets really boring halfway through. There's parts of what you're
like, I don't know. I I'm also disappointed because Clueless is one of those movies that the trailer lied to you. The way that things were said in the trailer were 10 times funnier than they were actually said in the movie. So I get a little disappointed whenever I watch Clueless. Yeah, it's one of those things that things were like cut out or maybe just amped up for the trailer, right?
Because the whole thing, like, you know, I can't, you know, my doctor doesn't want me doing anything where balls fly at my nose. In the actual movie, she's like kind of swallows the line. She's like, oh, my doctor said I shouldn't do things where, you know, balls fly at my nose. She really, really tones it down. I always don't dash. I will should play it for you later and you will see. I. Trust me, I. Feel like she's like a balls high at my nose. It's totally different in the
trailer. And then there's another one. There's another one I can't think of right now as well, but there's two instances in that trailer that are not in the movie The way that they are in the trailer. I'm so mad. All right, so Haiti, Stephanie, did we get to the boat, you know? They get to the boat. Adriana was like not feeling. Into the boat. Adrian is really quiet, surprisingly, and it's because she's her birthday is coming up. She's like an older, she's been left twice.
Didn't know that for younger women. She talks about ageism. I'm not laughing about that. It just got like super serious. So they're like, you know, let's talk about ageism and society. And I was like, oh, I wasn't expecting that, you know? Well, it was interesting. I couldn't tell if she was actually. I mean, I think she's genuinely bothered by it. I think so too. But also, was it just a reason to bring up Kiki calling her old?
And The thing is, it's like, I don't think you were saying like you're an old Wretch, right? Shut your mouth. It was more so just like don't use. Slang or don't try and that's. Like that's something you're accustomed to saying, right? Not like you're, you know, how dare you walk this earth, you old Crone. It was like it was like that. I don't know. Yeah, I think you're right. Absolutely. So yeah, I was trying to think, was there anything?
Oh. Larsa's Boot. Lisa, Lisa and Jody are talking about how she's now divorced and she's like, hinting like, oh, we should get married. And it's like, you just got divorced. How about you calm it down 'cause she's not how the last one went, Yeah. Yeah, and she's still wearing the ring on. On her middle finger. I was a Marisol. I was like, it doesn't look like it fits like, 'cause she's almost saying like it doesn't fit that middle finger. You don't want to wear it.
It might fall off. Like be careful. Well, it's like, hello again, Sex and the City. You take those stones and you make earrings out of them. Obviously, yeah. Like you don't where it slows a ring, you repurpose it. She's just but she's a divorce just got finalized. Maybe she'll get around to doing this. She should do that. Yeah, we. Should find her on Instagram. See, she's already done that. She should. Not marry Jody right away. Why? He also seemed really disturbed. About everything.
Just talking to her like we're like, hey, you're coming to. Yeah. Clutched his face. Not like Aiden's looks bad, he just always looks like troubled or surprised or both. A. Little too much Botox. No, it was just his eyes would do that. OK. Yeah, moving on before we step on it, not. Disparaging, you know, I think. That's everyone, and now we're on the boat. And we're on the boat, so we should have a run sound. I really should. Well, it didn't look at your phone.
You took note. I do remember there being Marisol and. Marisol and. And Stephanie kind of had. That's the end. That's the end, OK. Oh, OK, so Stephanie meets with Anastasia of Beverly Hills. Oh, right. You're surprised, right? It was not a drag queen. I'm so explained. Well, because Anastasia, Beverly Hills was always like the makeup winning, like the prize package on Drag Race. Yeah, everyone's right.
And so I would have thought for, you know, if you'd asked me gun to head, is there Anastasia of Beverly Hills, a drag queen? I said of course she is. You've been to LA at least. I mean, I know this because I just know things. And also, I lived in LA and I worked in Beverly Hills and I would walk by Anastasia of Beverly Hills. I'd also walk by Frederick's of Hollywood, and I never thought
who Frederick was. You know, I've been to a Ruth's Chris and I've never thought about who Ruth or Chris were. But. I do know this well spoiler Anastasia is. That woman, very. Not a drag queen. Yeah, not a drag queen. Apparently knows her makeup. I think she's been on Beverly Hills, too. She must have been.
I don't know. Yeah, I thought this was a good conversation because as Stephanie says, you see, I feel seen because Anastasia was like, you're a ball Buster because you work with men all the time, so you don't want to show a softer side with these women because you're not used to it. Makes sense? Yeah, it makes sense, but it's a little too on the nose. Like you hear that all the time about, you know, women working in a man, male dominated industry. They got, you know, they become
more, you know, aggressive. Well, you can't turn it off. Yeah. Even if you're like, on this reality show with women where you're supposed to be like, you know, let's talk about women's relationships and she's like, screw you, get on the plane or don't. And then therefore she shows up as Zen Wen or Nautical Steph. Nautical Steph yes, so I liked it. I I think it was a good conversation.
I thought it was interesting how she was like saying Anastasia was saying you should have a kid and you should freeze your eggs at least because the beginning of the season Stephanie was like, I have no interest period in having a kid. And then she seemed to be like, kind of maybe because I don't, I doubt she will, you know, but it's just interesting that she would even contemplate it. Well, even her kind of mentor, Anastasia of Beverly Hills, suggests it.
You don't say no to it, right? So I feel like every time we mention her, we should mention her as Anastasia. Of Beverly Hills. Oh, honey, yeah. I'm trying to think of what the like if there was an Anastasia of Miami, what the Anastasia name would be like. Like what's equally is Hoity but like opposite coast. Yeah, Donatella. Donatella. Yeah, poor Donatella. Oh yes, poor Donatella. She's actually counts for millions. And what else does your magical phone say?
Nothing, I said. We get to the boat now so. I thought we'd been on the boat for a while. We've been off and on on the boat. So, Marisol. Told that a number of times. Like what? I'm off and on the boat. You missed the boat. Yeah. So Marisol splits them up to like, you know, minimize drama, which just, you know, focuses on the drama.
And so basically it's like the test kitchen dinner is Kerti, Kiki, Stephanie and Larsa. And all Larsa wants to talk about is how Lisa, you know, isn't a good friend. And she her apologies down here and Larsa's is up there and, you know, just talking smack about Lisa, which is what she always does. It's like either like shit or get off the pot, like either be like I'm going to ignore this person or I'm going to be like, you know what, that some shit
happened. I'm bothered, whatever the mark is saying, but I'm moving on because this whole like in the like your your anger that you're holding on to, that's something so small it it seems very unwarranted. I don't know. That's mine. Yeah, I have no opinions. That's why I'm cleaning my glasses. No, I'm just so tired of talking about it like now. That it's a dumb feud because there's no real issue that we know. Of and they've been on the girls trip. We're halfway through the season.
They need to get the fuck over it. That's what we need. It's just the. Thing is like they're over it and then like in Spain, like she got like on over it, right? And it's like you can't backslide. Just accept the fact this this chick is not going to follow this dude. And then when she does, you're not happy about it. And then people say like, let's come on, let's kind of invent this, let's be cool. And they're still like, that apology was inadequate. Like, OK, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, the fact that each dinner was basically talking to the other one, like about what do you need to move on? Like, what do you think, you know, would you be willing to do this and that? And there's just like all this conjecture. I didn't really care, you know, So. But by the time it got to your next thing on the list. Well, no. Then they flashed the other people, the other people, the
other dinner. And you know, Lisa, they're also trying to say like, Lisa, come on, Like just make make things cool. And she's just like. Unwilling. Oh, and by the way, Lisa was late. Early to the time. Oh, right. This is the one time Lisa was on time like she was one of the first people. And said to everyone as they sat down, thank you for joining us. Yeah. But I did like Marisol, like what you're you're on time once you want a, you want a reward or an award. You want a cookie?
You want a cocky? Yes, so. I think that was. That was really it. So then Marisol and like, how did it end? End. It was Marisol and Stephanie and yeah, they seem to be getting to a good place talking about it. There are differences and they fucked it out. And they talked about each side of the whole not going on the plane situation and like, well. Also Stephanie or Marisol, you know, spun it as. It's not that big of a deal,
girl. Well, I didn't want to go, but Alexia elected to stay behind with me, right? So she made it seem as if Alexia just was. Right, so for her going for Stephanie arguing with Alexia, that was like in the wrong, you know, did they apologize this episode or to be foresee 1 coming where Stephanie pulls Alexia aside and says. She apologized to Marisol.
We see in the in the trailer she and Alexia are having a back and forth where it seems like Alexia is like throwing it all on Marisol. Got it. And by the end of the of of a preview Stephanie is pissed at Marisol over again. I think she's basically like a wolf and she. Right. And gets really, really dark and down. Yeah. So she's like, if you wanna mess with me, I'll, you know, Yeah. Be prepared. I'm gonna, you know, not her words, but like, that was the.
Yeah. Yeah, well, I guess that'll be the, you know, next episode. So I'm nothing else for this, but I'm sorry, I know I'm not helping you. But let me carry this load. Well, you took the notes and you still care about this whole Larsa and Lisa thing. I just. I don't care about it. I'm just like, we have to talk about it because that's the episode. We really don't. If they're going to make this episode about things that we don't want to talk about, we don't need to talk.
We should talk about something else, IE our friend and her mother. What about our friend and her mother? Oh, let's. On housewives related but. On house well. Reality related. I think we should back it up to the point where when we first found out about our friends aunt. So we have my very good friend. We used to be coworkers back in LA and. We we go down there for Thanksgiving every year. And I would go to have Thanksgiving when I lived in LA over to their home with her family.
And it was lovely. They like, you know, because I wouldn't want to fly all the way back to the East Coast. And it was also really nice spending time with her family at the holiday. And they would. And they would make these huge, they still do make huge steaks because they don't like Turkey. So it was like, oh, this is lovely. Yeah. Great food. And they put up with me once. Once I started dating Jeff. Yeah. So once you came to the picture, they're like, yeah, Scott can.
Bring. Bring that guy. So my friend's mother has a twin sister who was on the first season of The Golden Black Bachelor. Her name is Sandra, and you might know her if you watch that as the woman who farted for a very long period of time on. Air So the fun part about this is is that we weren't even told that she was on the show until like the very last minute. Like we were Oh, so what's new with you?
And like all like we learned everything under the sun about our friends and then she like at the very last minute. Oh, and my aunt was on Golden Bachelor. It's like, oh, maybe you lead with that story. Maybe. Yeah, no, yeah, like. And like a funny thing is like we watched like like 2 episodes of Golden Bachelor and then we got bored of it and we stopped watching. Had we known that we would have stayed in there. We. Would have kept watching, yes, and this is also like her, our
friend and her family. They're not like they live in they live in LA, but they're not like LA people. They don't work in the industry. So it's not like they're like, oh, someone else on another reality show. Yeah, they're not. They're not of that life. And that, you know, like Bougie. They're normal people. They're normal folk. So so so. Sandras twin sister Andra. Yes, Sandra and Andra.
Andra is my friend's mother and so she was mortified that her twin sister was farting on TV and everyone has her face it made. For a really fun Thanksgiving, just. Hearing her so fun. Hearing her mother just be like, how would you feel? How would you feel? It's like you were on TV farting but it wasn't you. But you look at there and you're like, Oh, my face is on TV farting that. Was the gist of. It that was the gist of it, so.
So cut to like the other day, I'm scrolling through Instagram and I see we. See that, our friend? Has posted a picture like a headshot of her mother. And I was like, what is this? And I like, kind of scrolled by and I was like, oh, that's a pretty picture. And kept scrolling. And then I'm on TikTok and I see this ad for the Golden Bachelor and there's Andra. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Andra is actually going to be on the season 2 of Golden Bachelor.
Yeah, that's crazy. And this is how we find out about it through Instagram. TikTok Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, Oh my gosh, yeah, we have to watch The Golden Bachelor. Andre is amazing. She's very, very pretty. Gorgeous lady, very nice. Like, total catch. I hope she goes very far in the process because she would be, you know, a great girlfriend, wife, whatever. And she and she deserves love. She deserves a man in her life, yes.
A good man I don't know about. I really don't know much. Yeah, I haven't I. Just paid any attention? Yeah, but yeah, let's hope he's not a fool, because I don't think Andra suffers fools. She does not like, if you see her like in a little trailer for the. Oh, yeah, so good. She's great. But yeah, so it's just so funny. It's like be adjacent to somebody who's on a reality show.
Yeah. And also, like, you know, I'm sure at some point we're going to get to hear like, the behind the scenes of it. Coming Thanksgiving, we're. Next to be like, off the record, yeah. Tell us, yeah, I don't want, I just need to. I like why to know I want to exactly how the sausage is made, but I want to like I'm just curious about like how they do it all. Right. And I'm sure we're going to hear a lot about how like, you know, And then we were on set for 10 hours waiting for this shit.
To happen, I'm sure. Well, it's a lot of, I hear it's a lot late nights. Oh yeah, 'cause it's all like all these dates are like the ceremonies happen at night, right? So like up until like two or three in the morning. And then when you're in your 70s, you don't be doing that. No, I don't. Know I'm doing that and I'm 46 minutes. Like, why are we still here? Just pick somebody. I don't need a fucking rose. Let me go to bed.
Yeah, I forgot about that news. So I was like our friend and her mother and I was like, what am I forgetting about? But yes, yes, that'd be very exciting to find out here to hear about. And yeah, we'll have to watch Golden Bachelor. Well, we have time because you know, Wednesdays are open for us, so. We're not going to necessarily podcast about it, you know, never. About that, it's on house watch related but we definitely will watch. It that's Sandra anyway, so that covers everything.
I think. We got everyone. I think so, yeah. OK. Can we talk about Julia's bad weave? Isn't I forgot about the extensions look the new. I mean, before we go, yes, it's just so weird. Like it's her real hair starts here and her weave not blended right, comes down to her boobs. And I'm like, and then she's got cornrows, so. Yeah, I don't know what any of that was about. It's really weird. Yeah, I think we're, I think I don't need that.
As we see more of it, I'll have more opinions about it, but it was definitely shocking. Not as shocking as Gretchen's little pink. Pink party? Yeah, Pink pony. I don't. I don't. Know what the hell you want to call that but. My Little Pony meets big business. Meets Polly Pocket. Yeah. So anyway, I think we should talk about all this next time. So next time.