Welcome to the episode of Husbands Watching Housewives. I'm Scott and I'm Jeff, and we just watched episode of The Real Housewives of Miami. The finale. The season finale. Season finale. And you never know. With Miami, it could be the series finale. You never know.
Fingers crossed that comes back. I must say, when Julia was talking about her roller coaster relationship with Adriana, I thought, I feel like that way of Miami because there have been times it started out as like, and then there were times I'm like, oh, I'm really interested in this episode. I want to see like this, this fight, whatever. And then went down again and up and like tonight it was kind of like, I'm kind of glad it's over. I'm looking forward to the reunion.
And it looks it was a very short trailer, but I'm I want to see, you know, what happens. And I don't know if it needs to be 3 parts. I love that about you. You every reunion you're like there's need to be 3 parts, but you're always happy for the three parts. No. I mean, if they're good, if it's like Salt Lake, three parts. But if it's, you know, sometimes three parts, there can be a lot of filler, right?
And where they're stretching. But like, even with Beverly Hills, like your favorite one, you're like 3 parts and by the time it shows up, you're like, OK, I'm glad there are three parts. I'm glad, but I'm looking more so glad that it's over. I have this weird thing. I had my since before where I love the show, but I'm I'm like so happy that's on. But by the end of the season I'm
like, I'm so done with this. I want this to be like over and then it starts ramping up again and I'm like, oh, OK, is it coming? And like what's trailer gonna come out for Beverly Hills or whatever show and I'm excited so I just. Yeah, I, I won't lie with this, with this, with Miami, I'm looking forward to someone putting this in context for me 'cause I'm still kind of at a loss of like this was really over hype to me. Like everyone who is like last year, Miami's the best and that
like it's fun. It's life changing and like there's. I feel like it's on par with Potomac and with Atlanta and New, well, Atlanta's I think a little bit better actually. Recent Atlanta maybe, but like Atlanta general of the last couple years. And also I think it's like on par with New New York. Like I think New New York was better, to be honest. Yeah. All the drama between UBA and Bran were was 10 times more exciting than anything that
happened this season. In Miami, yeah, they were really like, you know, I I chose one over the other, you know, in a fight, but like I wasn't like jazzed by like, oh, Larson, Lisa like was very juicy. You know, it just wasn't the stakes weren't really there. And yeah, people who were saying like Miami is like the bassets top tier. I'm like, I don't think it's top tier.
I think right now in terms of entertainment value and no filler and just pure like, Oh my God, jaw, jaw-dropping moments, it's more so Salt Lake. What I will say it has going for it, which I think is something similar to the other franchises that are like successful, is that all the women participate, like the fact that they have nine women, right, yes, and that even the friends of have a really active role on the show. I think that's something to be said.
So I think that that helps it kind of keep momentum. Well, The thing is, if you're Marisol or Alexia or one of the other girls on that team, you're saying no, Adriana doesn't pull her weight. And true, you know that she doesn't contribute. And she just sat there like a bump on a log. But I would say that like, if we were to write down like the key players of most of the season,
Adriana's one of them. For sure most of like the these last few episodes, there were times or she wasn't featured as much and she wasn't like jumping in to like defend somebody or jumping into a fight or you know, it just. Yeah, I don't want to go down that route too much because like. It's like from the cruise onward, because I feel like the the whole fallout with her and Julia, there's more fallout with Gertie and Julia than Julia and
Adriana, right? I guess maybe a lot wasn't was left unsaid until it finally blew up in these last couple episodes. You know, yeah, as I say, I don't want to go down this route because ultimately that means that my favorite of the season, Gertie, really didn't have much going on, I think, as far as dynamics between the other women. You mean post the fight with Julia when they made-up? Even that fight with Julia like that was like such a small part of the season, it feels.
It was the that was episodes after the whole water thing were pretty big and there was not like the debate and then like her whole event where everyone freaked out. I think she had a lot to do in the first half and not so much the second-half. Agreed. Yeah. So I if if they'd stop in the first half, I'd say, oh, for sure she should be first share. I thought that she would, but it makes sense that she's third. Oh, down that way. Where is. She. That's the third.
I know, yeah, 'cause compared to like, Lisa had more, Stephanie certainly had more, you know, but like, still a viable part. And I don't know if we talked last week about the rumors, about the rumors about casting and how they're saying that Gertie and Julia and Adriana are on the bubble and they could potentially be fired. And there's a lot of uproar online because people have a lot like Gertie, you know, it's just a great housewife. You know, she didn't have a lot
to do this season. I think she's a great housewife and she's authentic. That's what I really appreciate. I mean, I hate use, I hate I I don't hate comparing the franchises, but I mean, if Gina and Emily can hang on for so long, it you know, I mean, it's. True. Pretty. True a little.
Bit longer and she's an established player and she, you know, the fact that she was able to move forward with Julia, given what happened, a lot of other housewives would have stuck to that for the entire season. Also, I'm going to say that I don't think Gertie is the problem in the lack of excitement in that kerfuffle. I think Julia is the problem. Yeah, like Julia drags down everything. Yes, yeah, yeah.
But like I was saying, I think a lot of people would have just not been able to move on. It would have dragged down the rest of the show. And I think Greg understood, like, I may be really pissed about this and I don't feel like she fully is sorry for humiliating me with the water thing. But for the sake of the show and the group, I'm going to move forward with her until proven otherwise. And I think that's shows what a good housewife she is and that she's thinking about beyond
herself. Because I'm sure deep down, I'm sure Todd, no, Russell was like, why the hell would you even be around that woman? But she's like, this is my job. And I don't want to like be a downer. Because that's the thing too. I mean, you're thinking. Of Todd from Salt Lake. Then I think of Todd. Alexia's has no access, I thought even. Bronwyn's Todd. No, I'm talking about Alexia's Todd. Because he said the same thing. Why would you want to be around these women? Oh, got to go. Got to.
Yes, perhaps, yeah. But no, I think it was, you know, I think if she had held onto it as well, then she would become the problem when like, oh, like Julia's apologized to you. Why can't you just move on? You know? So I think she recognizes those things and was like, OK, let me just keep going. And she's just a positive person compared to everybody else. So if they get rid of her, I mean, be really upset because I don't find a fully likable person, you know?
They get rid of Gertie, then I'm going to go ahead and post like every other lunatic on the Internet and be like, I'm not watching Miami. That's over. I'm done with. It Yeah. No, I'm kidding. I know. You're like, I don't even. I don't. You can't even fake fake me out, Scott. No, I get you. So what actually happened this episode, though? Yeah. They and it was a bunch of it was, you know, it was the title.
I thought of the episode should be the night of 1000 events 'cause there were three different events in one. Episode like they rushed to get everything in. Yeah, like, who knows the timing of these events, But yeah. So the first one was Marisol's party where he got the jump scare from Jill Zarin. I did like that they had the White Lotus pyjamas. Right, they had pyjamas like Larsen and Gertie out to be greedy because she wanted certain charms or whatever. Yeah, I didn't understand even
what? I didn't even know what Gertie was trying to do. She was. Just they're making a tram bracelet and she's like, I don't want that, I want that. And and Julie, so large is like, who does that? And I'm like you. Yeah, You would do that, Yes. You would if you. Like, like, I feel like Larsa tries to make herself be like, oh, I'm just, you know, the best is the best and I'm like, I, I think you have faults. I think you do. I'm. Sure, we all do, right? But more than others. So yeah.
So basically it was like Nursell's party, gifting things to people, yadda yadda, yadda. Santa was there. Stephanie was like, I wish for friends and Santa brought them. It was weird, Weird. I don't understand that. It makes it seem like she didn't have any friends before, and maybe she didn't. Maybe she just worked all. The time, yeah. And I like close female friends, Right? Like I think she was saying she doesn't go on girls trips or thinking of somebody else.
No, I think she might have said something like that early on, yeah. So, but yeah, it was just, oh, they talked about the whole like, oh, oh, the big drama was the drama was that Marisol and Alexa are having competing parties and the Bros didn't confer about the dates. And so everyone was, everyone was at Marisol's party. And across the way, Alexia was having a party at her nail salon, the Frank, the Alexia and Frankie salon that she kept
saying over and over again. I didn't see him like in any of the shots at her salon. Anyone was there. Like it just seemed like there were like 3 people there and then who showed up to that one. Kiki and Julia, of course. And Lisa? Yeah. Yeah, so it just seemed like Marisol had the more fun party. Right. More guests, it seemed. Yes. Yeah, the more well. Well, you can't fit million people in a salon like that.
They're all kind of, it may be 'cause it May is my typical, this is too small of a space for a housewife event. Claustrophobia. I don't know why, but it just like, it freaks me out, Like people cannot move comfortably in there. There's probably a very long life for the bathroom. It's like, it's that brunch place, that Peacock place. Too small, too small. But yeah, so Alexa's party, they were talking about the whole ratchet, ratchet thing and racist thing. He said she'd say racist. Yeah.
I think the most interesting thing was Alexia's son thing. Like, why would you go back to Todd, you know, given what he did? And she was just like. Didn't have an answer. No, you know, so I don't know. And then I think, do they? Yeah, I think they talked. Yeah, I don't know. The gist of it though. The gist of it and the shirt dress was weird That whose Alexia's with that red and the the poofiness up. Top. Oh yeah. It was. It was an odd.
Kiki's dress to the the finale party, that was amazing. I think she was the best dressed of all. Everyone I think looked very good at the finale, but. Kiki. Amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Wore that red like no one else. I like Gertie's red dress too. Gertie's. Was good. It was cute, yeah. So yeah, nothing major happened at that party. I think my problem with all of these is that they just rehashed things.
Like, I know that's not unusual for a Housewives finale, like kind of rehash the things they've been talking about, but like this just really felt like rehashing stuff that really didn't need to be rehashed. Like the whole wretched ratchet thing came up again. The fact that Marisol came out at the end to be like. I saved your ass and told you
wretched. It's like, I can imagine Adriana side of things where Marisol said you owe me because I like, I'm saving your butt because everyone's going to say you're racist, so just say you meant to say this word. But I can also see Marisol just saying it as a throwaway of like, girl, you're going to, you know, you're going to thank me
later. And then just, you know, throwing it out there without really, you know, and then it just kind of shitty to come out later and say, like all the women, you know, she didn't think of that on her own. She was she was being racist. And I gave her a way out. And then she was mean to me. So now I'm taking it back like it just seemed. And it's also very obvious that
Marisol is a manipulator. And I feel like if Adriana wasn't as dramatic about it, then people would would listen more because I do feel that she manipulates. And like just these past few days in the press, she's been saying like, well, a lot of the girls in one film with Adriana, it's like you are not the casting director. Do your friend job and be yourself and come to parties and whatever, but don't try to sit there and cast and move pieces around and manipulate to get people out.
Like you're all playing. As you said, there's nine people here. You're all playing your roles. Don't do beyond your job, right? And she's been really irking me, like seeing those articles. And then just I don't feel beyond Alexia. She has any loyalty. To anyone else on the show, yeah, no, I don't think so. Yeah, maybe Larsa. I said Larsa because she just likes to call her pips. Well, because I think Larsa is popular. I think if Larsa fell out of favor, she dropped her like a bad habit.
So I think getting Julia onto their side was just pure and simple. Like, let's break up her Adriana. Like maybe she just. I feel like she really hates Adriana and vice versa. And she's just trying to ice her out. And I'm like, calm it down, yeah. I know I agreed. Yeah, calm your cocky butt down, I don't need it. So anyways, there's Julie's event, which was a good cause foster care, but it was also really mainly about Julia and her well and.
Even beyond the operatic talents, it was like everything about the whole thing was just like how lucky the boys were to be adopted. And that kind of, it grossed me out a little bit. Like it, you know, it'd be more about how lucky she was to have the boys, you know? But it was more like the boys and the whole thing about, you know, I don't know, I, I know they were trying to fit a narrative, but to be there and sit there and say, like, you know, classical music is good for people.
And it was just like, what? I don't understand why you're doing. This it was laying on, I don't between the two of us, I don't It's great that they have the boys. The boys found them and they're in a happy, stable home. I think it just seems, you know, like she's laying on a little thick. There's a lot of white savior coming on out of her is what it feels like, doesn't it? I always maybe not I'm a white savior, but I just like savior. Like, you know, I'm rescuing
these kids. And maybe we don't know the whole detail. We don't know what their foster really was like, but it does. And, you know, yeah, I guess, you know, from a very objective perspective, you know it to get a famous tennis player of a mother and, you know, clearly a wealthy, you know, they're wealthy. They're well off. Like they're in it. They're those kids are in a good home now.
Yeah, but it just seems like a a lot of the narrative is about how lucky those kids are to have them and not the other way around. I could just say, I don't know, it just seems a little, little opportunistic. I mean, very, very harsh because again, I don't know all the details, but it just doesn't seem like the altruism's there. I think it's there. I just think when you keep talking about it, it, it makes me feel a little awkward.
But like I said, I think they are very lucky to have them by, you know, on both ends. So I don't, I'm not questioning whether or not these boys are going to be cared for and not at all that. It's think it's just, you know, it's just a little like this. I know this is going on in her life. It's the main thing that's going on, going on in her life, but it just seems very heavy-handed how it's been sculpted for the show. Right.
And I guess maybe that's the that's probably the problem is that having talk about it so much for the show, it starts to make it feel like it's an afterthought or an accessory and not the original. You know they like the they got lost in the plot or what's the expression? Bloss in the plot, yeah. Yeah. So bloss in the sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So also I feel like when Julia sang they really turned her mic down the. Important thing. Really struggling to hear no I would like.
Well, I thought that she was singing with the track and I was like, oh, there's another lady there. Yeah, I knew the other. Lady was there. Right. And so I don't know, like this whole, you know, our first season of really watching this and never having heard Julia sing before, like I wanted to hear what she I wanted to hear her chops and I couldn't. I don't feel like I heard them. I just felt like it was a, you
know, phone in thing. And it was just the whole look at me, I'm singing and how can Adriana miss this? And you know, it really bugged me when Kiki and Marisol, especially Marisol, were trying to shame Adriana for not going and saying, well, even if you don't care about Julia, what about the foster children? It's like, yeah, I'm sure Adriana cares about the foster children. And like, don't make it seem that she's as heart heartless. I thought Adriana's response was pretty valid.
Like I couldn't rearrange 12 people's schedule. Like, you know, I could have gone or I could have, you know, screwed up 12 people. Like the logical thing was for her to just go to her practice. Also practice. Now seeing what she practiced, the dog song, I don't know that that necessarily needed practice. But, well, there's more to it than just the dog song. You know, there's other things that she there.
Was her song from 2012 no. Again, I don't know if I would have ended on the dog song I. Don't know if they did that had to be some weird sure, but like the fact that they were giving her shade about like playing who said it? Like, was it Larsa? Like, oh, I thought she'd have a new song. There's just like. Oh, right. It's like, well, she's not like a prolific full time musician. Right. She's going to Harvard. Yeah.
She's like knowing everything. She knows everything about Gree, about Spain. Spain, yeah, she's a historian, scholar, so. Yeah, I don't expect her to like be belting out new songs, but I guess if she's going to belt out a new song, maybe not that. I love my dogs. That was that was a choice. That was a choice. Randomly. I was just thinking, we need, I know it's not great for the environment. We need straws because I I just a second ago when I was drinking
water, I'm like, I am guzzling. Don't we still have straws down the drawer? We do. We should bring them up next time because I feel like I'm guzzling on camera and and Mike and A and a. No one can hear it. And Mike? I can hear it in my head. I, there was something I want to say in recently, Oh no, might be on the On My Cinema Tour podcast and I'm editing it a lot and I can hear everyone drinking and I'm like, gulp. Yeah, I feel like it's just, it
looks better. That's why you know housewives like. I think that's the makeup. And then also they can look dainty, Like look at me. I want to look at Dainty too. Wow. Pivoting away for a second. Rena's book. At least Rena's coming out of the memoir next. Year, I'm expecting you to go to Rena's book. Well, because, you know, one of the famous memes is like her with a Starbucks cup being like, and she's saying like, you better believe I'm going to talk about it.
And that's the that's the title of her book. So that when you think of that. So I'm looking forward to reading Freddie's book. I just read they're closing the Starbucks downtown. In this town, yes. Why Apparently Starbucks isn't going to renew the lease? Like apparently it's too expensive, they don't make enough money there or whatever, so they need. Starbucks. I well, I. It's yeah. It's a cute little downtown, so there's definitely room for other cafes and things to like,
fill the void. But yeah, you know, that that seemed like a really solid location and stuff, so I'm a little surprised. Yeah, I never like my clothes. It's whenever there's something a big event downtown, it's very busy. But maybe it's only when there's an event downtown. People are going to the other Starbucks throughout the town. Yeah, I think definitely they weren't the drive through and the one I go to and yeah. That's disappointing. That's a cute little yeah.
I don't like any change. I don't like any change in downtown. You don't say how. Your change averse. A little bit. There's one change I welcome. We'll who knows when that will happen, but yes, that's disappointing. It is disappointing. Also, like I don't like hearing about our town going through any sort of economic upheaval. No, like not that one, not that a Starbucks closing is upheaval. I know Starbucks is going through a lot of retraction,
just in general. They're doing a lot of restructuring to kind of remain profitable. And also with the tariffs and stuff, they say the coffee's going to be one of the things that's hardest hit. So maybe it's just preemptive, I don't know. But anyway. So we give coffee. I have to, like, briefly mention that somebody watched our TikTok recently, at least somebody maybe on her team in her camp. But like, yeah. Melissa Gorga liked a few of our Tik Toks, so we're a little happy.
About and she reposted one yeah, the one where like we were talking about, you know, my birthday cake and having the coffee cake. Obviously there are the ones about her sprinkle thing, but you know, hey, you know, that's what not why we're doing it, but hey, that's, you know, kind of the side. Effect. It was very nice. I was you sent me the screen cap. I was like, wait, what?
I didn't grasp it at first. I'm like wait, that's most a Gorgon. That's the weirdest thing is like TikTok and all the social media in general like informs you of stuff, but like I didn't get like a pop up notification that that liked it. Like I get like friend of mine liked a thing, but not Melissa Gorga. I'm like please let me know what a housewife Yes, there should be like a celebrity setting. Like let me know what a celebrity likes my posts, right? So she didn't follow us though.
It's fine. It's OK though. We I will take a like and I like you as well, Melissa Gorga. And you know I like your cakes. Now, should we get the coffee? No, and I don't like flavored coffee really. Well, I like flavoring my coffee, but I don't like coffee flavoring I can't escape from. What about because I am not a coffee drinker? But what if I could be the as an experienced coffee drinker and a non experienced coffee drinker,
we could do like a little. I mean, if you really want to buy some, sprinkle by some coffee by sprinkle or whatever they're calling it. Sprinkle my yes, sprinkle my coffee. I just want to, I just want to support my my liker Olson Gorga. True. They're back to Miami, so the third event was Stephanie's party. Oh yes. Shoma Christmas and they were Santa and Missus Claus and there's a drink for Kiki that was great that supported, you know, Haiti. And then we already talked about
Adraan's performance. And then basically the main event was, which it wasn't that great of a fight because it was very like, you know, Adraan, it's like beating down on Julia, which I don't mind verbally, but it was just kind of like, OK,
they're having it out. And I, I basically was like, I believe everything that Adraan is saying, you know, that she didn't know about Julia's music, musical performance, shouldn't have been shamed about it, that Julia is a social climber and just used her to get into the group. And now that she can hang out with the cool girls because they need something from her IE numbers, but then she's just dropping Adriana in favor of Alexia and Marisol. I mean, I don't think Adriana is wrong.
I think she, I think Adriana has a very strong opinion of herself. We're like, I think she plays more of an integral part than I think she believes she plays a more integral part than she actually does. All that being said, I don't think that I do think that Julia's done her dirty, but I think that, you know, Adriana needs to just back off a little bit. It's not as bad as I think she well. It seemed like they were, like, very close friends.
They were best friends. And obviously, she was offended that she wasn't asked to be, you know, godmother of the boys. And, you know, all these things that have built up. And it just feels she really cared about Julia. And I don't necessarily know Julia gave her that same energy this season. I don't know about past seasons, but I also doubt the validity of most things Julia does.
So if someone's saying that she's been a crappy friend now it's twice for Gertie and now with Adrian, I'm like, I'm inclined to believe these things. Yeah. OK. So yeah, something, something's not up and up. Wait, I'll be up and. Up Julia? Probably not. Can we talk about the really lackluster end cards? All of them just seemed a little like womp womp. And why weren't they all the same at the party? I didn't need like different
scenes. I didn't need a scene of like Stephanie at dinner with her husband saying, although that was funny when she's like, well, one twins talking to me, we others not. Yeah, OK, that one I did. To be like a judgmental bitch. We really do love what is just like, you know what? I, I'm having problems. I, you know, one, they're, they're the same. I don't need them both. So I that was good. What I didn't need was the separate Marisol Alexia, like Todd conversation. That was just dumb.
And I mean, but that's how I felt about the whole Todd situation all season. And then just to find out they finalized their divorce and yeah, they're still kind of going back and forth and like seeing each other kind of like, whatever. And like, what was the Lexi going to say? Like, you know what, Marisol, if I do get back together, Todd, maybe we may not have our same friendship because you talk shit about him. She's not going to say that even though I'm.
Well, I thought that was actually an interesting thing to even bring up because, like, that happens a lot in everyone's life where, like, you know, you have one problem with your partner and you kind of vent about it to your friends. Like, yeah, I never liked that guy anyway, so and. Then they get back together. Right. And so I think, I think Marisol again may not maybe Marisol's much more intelligent that I think she lets on and that's where the manipulation. That's a good backsham of.
No, but that's why she's probably is more manipulative than we give her credit to be because that's the sort of thing she, you know, even whether this felt very staged, but like, let's even say it in the first place for her to be worried that like I've talked a lot of shit about, you know, this person that you're saying you love still like Alexia's so reactive to things that that could be for anyone else in that friend circle, she'd be like, I'm not your friend anymore because you
said all these bad things about Todd, you know so. She almost did with Stephanie. Right. So I think it's it's observant of of Marisol to say that. But I think if the whole thing was staged anyway because they just wanted to have a separate little we're Bros scene, you know? I just want, you know, a lot of people say it's sad people don't like Marisol. You know, if she was on the show, like, what would Alexia do? And it'd be interesting to see
Alexia without her. And because they really are such a package deal. And I don't love that with housewives, like even to a certain extent. Gina, Emily. Yeah, but they like, they have separate opinions. They're not all and they, they, they fought last season well for an episode, right? You know, they were ticked at one another, but then they made-up. But I don't think they're a package deal, right? Although I do feel like they wouldn't keep one and not the other.
I feel either they're both on or they're both off. Oh, I think that, I don't know. I think they'd give they'd give one of them a chance. I don't think they would because they kind of run neck and neck for in terms of amount of storyline they got going on, but. Didn't they come on at the same time? I think that's the whole reason they get so paired together is because they were kind of just like, I don't want to say Tweedle Lee, Tweedle dum, but they're, you know, they were
brought on at the same time. So they've always. And they became a duo, right? Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like I don't see them both staying. I I only see them both staying or they're both going. Not one or the other, not one leaving, one staying. So. I can see them keeping. I can see Emily choosing not to come back and they keep Gina. I don't think they. I don't think either one of them would choose not to come back.
As in when, right G and I said, you know, Katie comes back, you know, I have to think about it. True. You'd have to think about nothing. You would jump to be back. So you would figure out how to be cool with Katie so. But meanwhile, in Miami, you. Mean that cover at all. I think it did like it. I mean, normally we remember what each of the little title cards were at the end. They were. I'll I'll go for it. So Stephanie's talking to 1 twin and not the other. Alexia got the divorce
finalized. They're off again for now. Marisol was looking for another wedding venue location. Gertie is still going to therapy and not going to get reconstructive therapy for now. Julia, one of her girls, has met the Braves and one has not. Emma has not. Yes, Adriana is thinking of going out on the road with her band. But that I was like, that's just throw away one, right? Kiki is. And her dad, it was something with her dad. Yes, it's a work in progress. Yes, and that was everyone.
And Lisa, oh Lisa, who didn't have much to do on this episode, but I thought a great idea that she and Jodie started a divorce app. Well, that was pretty good. That's something I wouldn't think of, you know, like, you know, people don't know if we're trying to get out of a marriage and amicably like and you don't have anywhere to start, this will like put you in touch with I guess lawyers and whatnot.
But even that I'm sure there's like needs the same way that like, you know, there's all those wedding apps like to organize. Stuff. Yes, you need to keep things organized. You need to check this and things. So yeah, that makes sense. It's true 'cause there's so much, I'd imagine, documentation you need to maintain. And at least for freaking Lisa trying to get a notary in right Spain, yeah. Probably there's a whole list of international notes, so. That should definitely be on.
That's a good resource. But then just do an online notary. And then what was Larsa's? Oh, she met a new boy, A. New boy, new man, and she thinks he'll be married by the end of the year. Yeah, he thinks they'll be married by the end of the. Was it he? It said Jeff said his name was Jeff JEO. Not to be confused with the better spelling of Jeff, obviously. Yeah. So yeah, it said he says they'll be married by the end of the year. So tick tick. It's September, almost October.
Yeah, we're well aware it's not July anymore, so. Has it been July in a while? Yeah. July in a in a while. July. No, Albert. No. Yeah. So. Yeah. All right. That's everyone. So yeah, then we have a three-part reunion then. I think again, I think I'm gonna look forward to the reunion more because I'm looking. I don't know solve things. Not resolve.
I just want context for why we should care about any of this and I feel like Andy will help us be like this is what's important and what's not because like I've failed to see a lot of it. Like what were you beyond, not beyond the whole Lisa following or willing to not willing to unfollow Marcus? What was your issue, Larsa? Because there's got to be more than just Instagram, right?
Yes, yes. And also I want to know and also I want to know, yes, why the Julia's daughters are so set against or so unhappy with the adoption and what was really going on, Lisa and the tardiness and like, yeah. And yeah. And you know why is so transphobic? That'd be good to hear about too, you know? Yeah, I've seen Carmen. That are all twice this season, right? Yes, that are all twice the sea. Strength, yes. One of the other parties and that was it, just one of the
other. Party Rice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Commerce party. Yeah, tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yes, his party Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yes, yeah. Well. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, I'm. Yeah, that's. I know right, Almost. Sorry to be so little energied on this one. It's just, you know, that kind of an episode. I even feel like I I mean. It was like a grand finale, really. I would love to really get in touch with someone who really loves Miami.
Like if he loves Miami, we, if this makes it into our, you know, TikTok or social media, whatever. Please let us know what you love about Miami so much. And it doesn't need to be a dissertation. We just want like, doesn't need to be a dissertation. I just want to know like, what's so damn exciting? Because I haven't really seen that, right. Hey. And I'm not, like, expecting it
to, like, knock my socks off. Maybe this is just a bad year from Miami. We chose the wrong year to start watching Miami. Yeah. So. Maybe last year was better. Yeah, I was thinking last week, I was like, are they just people just mesmerized by like the CGI, like palm fronds at commercial break? So I'm like, what? I sure. Because it'd be like graphics, yeah. Look at that. So how do they make a? Note of palm fronds do that, make them so palm fronds do that.
Nice, I'll see it. Miami's nice, I'll say it. Throughout. On that note, I'll say it next time. Yeah, I'll say it next time. Until next time.