If We Took a Bali-Day (RHODubai)
The ladies head to Bali without Brooks (or Sergio). Later, Brooks arrives, partying commences, and a damaging voice note makes the rounds. Plus, we go off on many tangents.

The ladies head to Bali without Brooks (or Sergio). Later, Brooks arrives, partying commences, and a damaging voice note makes the rounds. Plus, we go off on many tangents.
The ladies actually have fun at Rachel's stayover. Fessler and Fuda squash their beef (for now); Jennifer Aydin confronts Teresa about not having her back; and we learn more about the lawsuit facing Teresa's family.
Shannon jumps from one fight with Alexis to another with Tamra, makes amends with Gina, and gets to an ok place with Heather. We learn more about Katie. And Jenn and Gina rip each other's heads off on the worst coffee date ever. #youforgotyourcroissant
Ayan fashionably debuts her makeup line; Stanbury has her housewarming; Brooks offers a non-apology and Taleen begs to differ, leading to a shouting match in the street.
The ladies gather for Melissa's fashion show (but not everybody got a free dress); Margaret and Jackie don't see eye-to-eye; Dolores and Margaret come to an understanding; Danielle and Jennifer exchange fiery words; and Teresa apparently journals.
Shannon deals with the fallout from her DUI, Heather shows us ALL her houses, Gina has to make a tough decision, Jenn faces an unstable homelife, Emily takes us on her weight loss journey, Tamra gives a family update, we meet a new housewife, and Alexis Bellino returns!
Taleen and Brooks' friendship is more frayed than ever. Lesa continues to find difficulty with a work/life balance. Stanbury and her daughter discuss issues about Sergio. We see more of Sara's hot "friend". Brooks talks rubbish at her son's birthday party and we really don't understand why.
Sara introduces her new "friend" to the ladies, Brooks and Taleen squabble during two different meals, Sergio's baby fever continues and Caroline hosts a lunch for the women to get away from him.
Joe Gorga officiates a gay wedding for Pride ratings; we learn that the G isn't necessarily silent in Joe Benigno; the women recap the Danielle v. Jennifer incident; Dolores and Fessler defend John Fuda much to Rachel's chagrin.
We learn more about Taleen's life pre-Housewives, Sergio feels disrespected by Caroline and her children, Ayan tries to figure out her actual age, Sara has a new romantic interest, and Lesa & Taleen get into a big argument over something small.
Melissa prepares for her Envy fashion show, Margaret and Rachel bond, Teresa admits she's using Jackie to take down Margaret, Dolores is done with Jackie altogether, and Jennifer pushes Danielle too far.
Taleen plays matchmaker for Sara with poor results. Caroline and Sergio host a goodbye party, but Brooks is uninvited. Later Stanbury and Brooks hash out their issues.
At Melissa's housewarming the Fudas update the Gorgas on their sit-down with Teresa and Luis. Danielle and Jen Aydin get into it. Teresa's gift goes into the fire. Margaret exposes Jackie with a screen shot, and Dolo is nobody's slob!
We get to know more about Taleen and her family, Chanel and Sara squash their beef while the Carolines continue to battle. What exactly are they fighting about?
Paulie and Dolores have an awkward conversation about their future. The ladies (well, half of them) join Margaret for golf and gossip. The Jens share a margarita built for two, Jackie visits Teresa, Danielle premieres at NY Fashion Week, and the Fudas demand an apology.
After a loooong wait we're back in Dubai. Chanel Ayan and Stanbury are surprisingly in a good place, but not Chanel and Sara. Brooks shows off her new salon, Lesa is booked and busy, and Taleen makes a revealing first impression
Melissa and Jenn Aidyn meet to squash their beef... again; the Catanias sit down for a wholesome family dinner; Danielle questions her friendships with Teresa and Jenn Aydin; Rachel runs out of F's to give and gets to the point with Teresa.
Rachel and Fessler talk through their issues; Jenn Aydin throws a birthday party for her dog so they can gossip about Danielle; Melissa and Joe take Antonia to college; Margaret and Jackie get heated; and Dolores wonders if we're all in the Twilight Zone.
Melissa throws Joe an Italian themed-birthday party (and Rachel will cry if she wants to). John Fuda brings a special guest. Margaret and Jenn Fessler get into it over Teresa, while Jennifer Aidyn plays whack-a-mole... and no, that's not a euphemism.
The Housewives head down the Shore to celebrate Danielle's husband being alive. Jenn Fessler does her best Dolores impression and fails, pissing Rachel off in the process. Teresa and Melissa have family time (but not with each other).
Melissa prepares to send her daughter to college, Margaret is feeling off following her ex-husband's passing, Dolores is no closer to getting a ring, Rachel throws Jen Fessler a surprise birthday party, and it's the Fudas vs. Teresa in a big blow-up.
We rewatch an episode of the season 13 reunion and remind ourselves about all things New Jersey and set our intentions for a satisfying season 14.
The Reunion comes to the end (of the road) Gordon & Mia reveal a secret; Wendy and Nneka attempt to bury the shrine; Ashley stays messy; Robyn and Gizelle remain in denial; Karen continues to be the fence; Keiarna auditions for next season; and Andy gets his Party City crown.
As the Reunion carries on Candiace can't win for losing, Wendy makes a valid point about colorism, and Gizelle talks over people. The husbands show up and Chris is not having any of it this time.
Candiace goes head to head with Robyn and Gizelle. Karen continues to be the fence. Attention turns toward Mia's marriage. **NOTE** We are joined by our very first guest and we haven't quite figured out how to share the mic, so the sound is less than perfect on this one. We'll do better next time.
The women deal with the fallout from the fashion show brawl. Ashley's feet are held to the fire. The "iconic" Monarch photos are revealed and like... you know... ummm...Gordon and Mia's marriage falls apart.
With one episode left we finally get interesting stories from the Potomac Housewives! Each of the women show us what's going on in their lives without running it past their castmates. Truly a refreshing episode! And we aren't even talking about fighting on Sesame Street.
Erika and Kathy have a kiki while Sutton and Garcelle have an "unplanned" exit. Andy grills Kyle on her marriage and friendship with Morgan. Crystal gets first chair the first and last time.
Those who are not allergic attend Charrisse's "Annual" crab boil where Mia and Jacqueline have a good talk and Candiace and Robyn do not. We get so bored we talk about the Oscars.
Kyle and Sutton accuse each other of being a bad friend, Erika continues to give zero F's, Dorit makes Andy yawn again, and nobody is willing to be direct. Say that s*** with your chest, ladies.