Welcome to another episode of Husbands Watching Housewives. I'm Scott. And I'm Jeff. And we just watched an episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Still below deck? Above deck. Still somewhere. On a deck. Yeah. Somewhere on a deck or that floaty pad thing. Yes, on Lisas crying pad. It's like crying God. You know, whenever I do the intro, which by the way, fingers crossed we've got our music back, We haven't had any issues with the music, so. Only the episodes back that were
removed. Well they haven't given those back to us yet, but the last episode post with music no problems. So like was. Yeah, yeah, we're good. We're good so far. Unless, unless Wednesday is the day that Spotify decides to just screw with us. But. They're like, Oh no, you're too popular with that salt way. Yeah, exactly. So I'm happy we I have that back, but every time I do the intro, it's just so automatic.
Now that, you know, welcome another episode, I'm wondering if I'm actually speaking English. Like in my head it's sounding what I'm like, but is it just gibberish? Am I just saying words? But I'm glad it is coming out comprehensible. Gobbledygook. Yeah. Exactly. No gobbledygook, no. So today was the first day of photo op signups for Bravo Con.
So I'm only bringing this up because a lot of people have asked us to talk about the Bravo Con and keep Bravo Con experience going, you know, and fill it. Well, Travis and I think the weed wine, whenever ladies, they said, hey, you know. OK, we'll see how. Let's break it down so. We we should break it down for the people that aren't going and also the people that are going so they could learn from our mistakes, but also so people can learn that it's not all that glitter and gold.
Because we thought we would sign up for these photo OPS and have, especially because we're VIP. Yeah, we'd have the pick of the litter, the run-of-the-mill, and no, we did not. So how it breaks down is that today we were signing up for photo OPS for next Friday and we'll do the same thing tomorrow and Thursday as VIP people, general mission is Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, right? So we're signing up for Friday slots and the number one goal was Erica and Kyle, of course.
And so we had a plan because we were going to be together. I was on a bus headed to work. He was actually at work. So I was going to go for Tamara and Katie are their choice. And he was going to go for Kyle and Erica. So we're sitting there and you know, we get you get an e-mail saying it's time to you can get registered at 8 o'clock 8:00 AM Pacific Time. And so we're like waiting, waiting. I'm on the bus, you know, refreshing and I just happened to refresh at 7:58 and bam, it
was ready. And I was like oh shit. So I texted Scott go go. It's available. And so I'm in there after you guys go to like two different screens. It's really annoying. And I'm like, OK, they're all the slots. And I thought to myself I should do Kyle and Eric. I was like, no, no, no, I'm going to do mine because I don't want. Yeah, we don't want to double up on it like we'll both end up getting, you know. Right, so I went straight and I was like, OK, no, I'm going to
do this. Even though my head was like I'm going to regret this and I did it. Not that I regret getting Katie and Tamra, which I did. Got to love seeing them. So I got robbed them. But meanwhile, I'm trying to do my part from the my office. You know, best Internet connection in the world. Probably not the best, but you know it's up there. There should be no problem at all. I get through all the different screens.
I'm a little discombobulated because there's this drop down that lists all the different photo OPS. So sorting through that just to find Kyle and Erica was the first problem because I just. I figure it should be done differently. Anyway, I finally find it added to the cart and Nope, sold out already. And that was at Yeah, that was at the time it was supposed to
start. But because Bravo opened everything up two minutes early, that's so dumb that 2 minutes makes a difference that we didn't get our first choice basically because we weren't, I wasn't there, right. Ready to go early Which? And the reason why I didn't, you know, it's like from doubling up, I'm like, well, surely it's like he's right behind me, like a beat behind. He will surely be able to get Kyle and Erica and then yeah, no. So I was kicking myself.
I was spiraling on the bus, kicking myself for not doing what I should have done. And but it's OK, It's OK. Yeah, I feel like a horrible husband because I didn't get my husband the thing that he wanted at Bravo Con. You're an amazing husband. And this whole, whoever put this together, you not you don't suck, but you're you're annoying me. Yeah, Sir.
Madam. Yeah. I mean, the fact that, well, the fact that for Bravo Con that it's just like Ticketmaster is irritating, the fact that we have to sit there and like beat people of the punch. And also, I'm not going to lie, I'm going to be a little snobby about it. We didn't pay a bazillion dollars to be VIP to have to compete with, you know, all these other people like we should get.
And I know we're getting a day early and I know that they're probably reserving or keeping some spots for the general admission, which is fine. As they should. Because we didn't get it. We urged you right last. Year, but at the exact same the exact same note, we should shouldn't be as such a cutthroat thing for the VIPs to get, you know, a secure spot with the photo OPS.
It shouldn't. And I, you know, especially because I think if you were to look proportionately as the, the number of people going to Bravo Con as general versus VIPI think proportionally it's. Only more general. Exactly. And you're right, I think you say 8:00 AM, it's 8:00 AM because not everyone's going to be refreshing 5000 times. Like I could have missed it too. And I just said like, OK, right, 8:00 AM, I'm going to be right there. I just randomly refreshed.
And as it was, yeah, all the different people we tried to get or I tried to get, they kept disappearing, going. Some jokes weren't. There to bro and. Gone. And so we ended up getting I, we if we should have done Dolores and Plano, we should. But we ended up doing Riley and Ariana. Ariana from Next Gen. Which conflicts with the Beverly Hills panel. And that's the only reason we're a little disappointed that we didn't go with Dolores. See those? Yes, absolutely.
Yeah. But it's just I want to see the Beverly Hills panel, so yeah. So we'll see how, you know, if the Beverly Hills panel ends up being boring, you know, it won't be, you know, we could duck out of there early. But yeah, it just, it's disappointing that things, I mean, it's so dumb that 2 minutes makes a difference and
that I really know. Because thousands of people who are like, you know, someone in Bravo Con said in the Bravo Con Facebook group that we heard part of said, I've been doing so many like high, not high risk. I really sought after concerts I've been doing for so long, probably like Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, where you just like get used to like I got to start refreshing and like 5 minutes before if the chance that it might be, you know, open early. And I just don't think that way.
I I, you know what I say, it says 8 AMI think 8:00 AM and I don't know, I want to get it right at 8:00 AM because you feel like you're not. It's going to keep telling me no right until it's like the second ticks right at 8:00. But we should have known because that's how we ended up getting our tickets to Bravo Con was we had to refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh. And the moment it went live, we refresh, you know, we had been refreshing. That's how we got in, got in the cart.
So it's just frustrating that for, again, for something that's general admission or VIP, it's relative as well. It's expensive, it's very expensive. You think that it would I hate saying that it's it could be better managed when we're talking about two minutes, but it's just disappointing that everything just sells out immediately over the matter of two minutes You. Know a lot of people were disappointed, like a lot of people you know were able to get it.
A lot of people were disappointed and I think people will be disappointed when they do GA admission tomorrow for Fridays options. I think we know we were like last or last time we tried to get Kyland to read and we couldn't because by the time we logged in as your own mission people, they were totally gone. I mean, so after what happened last season, that would be a priceless photo these days.
These days, yes. So yeah, I'm also wondering if I didn't get 1 today in the VIP, could I have gotten one tomorrow in the GA sign up? You know what I mean? I have no because you get an e-mail link every day, so. But the link is just to get to that page. There's nothing special about the link that they sent. So anyway, it's too late. To try to roll the dice. Yeah I could have cuz there are different times they open an hour later for Georgia than they do for VIP.
No, GA it's no. It's like GA hasn't started at all. But I know tomorrow though, there's GA starting, right? Right, but only for Friday. Right. So if I didn't get one for Friday today, yeah, could I have gone tomorrow in the GA time slot and gotten one? That's what I'm saying. Maybe and also do your Saturday. Exactly. But the Saturday 1's a different time for VIP, it's an hour different. Oh, is it real? Yes. Oh, otherwise I think the servers would explode. Oh, you're right.
So probably like if. I could have gotten my VIP for Saturday and then waited for the GA for Friday. But you're right, the servers would go down. Yeah, I'm sure that they would. And Andy Cohen only has so many computers at the house, so we know it just. Cat with a dud. Yeah, it's him and his kids, just on the computer, so. So The thing is, yes, spiraled a lot, picked myself a lot. I've gotten to a good, I'm making peace with it, trying to get to a better place with it.
My only solace is that, you know, as VIP people, we have access to the lounge where apparently we've heard a lot of Bravo liberties are roaming about and taking photos like selfies. So hopefully kids see Kyle and Erica at that point, amongst others. There's also the option of shooting for the Kyle Kathy slot that is on Sunday. I think more people would be going for that than they would be for Kyle, sure. I mean, again, that's those two could like have a sister break up again. Exactly.
Talk about a priceless picture. Well, and then wasn't it? It was when we were flying out to Bravo Con or we were on a flight somewhere and it must have been a Bravo Con 2023 when someone was like talking about, you know, oh, Kathy, she's so she's epic. Or yes, it was. I remember that and. It was just like, it wasn't epic, but it was some, it was some hype hyperbole that we were just like. 8th or she We were just something like that that we
don't like. Yeah. We were just like, oh come on, she's not that. I remember because it was that we're it was filled with people going to Bravo Con that flight. Yeah, yeah, it had to have been. Yeah. So anyway. But Speaking of Beverly Hills, the new trailer came out. Right. What are your thoughts on it? Well, I was too busy, like what one, working and two still spiraling to really focus. But I think it saw the second time I thought it was pretty good.
Yeah, I'm curious to see, like, it seems to be a bit of rockiness still, Kyle and and Dorit and now with Erica and Dorit, who knows that was like. That could be temporary, that could be 1 episode. Exactly 1 moment, right? Yeah, when she tells us to go F herself. So that whole tree I'm interested in Sutton was barely in it. Yep. And not to Shane Sutton. I'm all right with it. Yeah, yeah, Kathy wasn't really in it that much. Bose seems to be going through her IVF journey.
The New Girl, well, Rachel Zoe isn't new because she's, you know. She's into Beverly Hills. Housewives, you might know me because I've been in the trailer. She's like, I've been here, I'm from here. Yeah, She's like, I live on broth. I used to live on. I used to live here, Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I'm curious how she'll fit in with her attempt at hot Girl Summer. Was that hot girl Summer like? Yeah. That was one. Yeah. That was yeah, last year or the
year before. And I was like, I think they're a little bit off and. I was making the stallion April. 2020 same time. I think that's also what happens when you're, you know, kind of. Behind the Times. Yeah, I just say an older white woman. But but you know, I mean, as an older white man, I, you know, by the time I get around to catching on to something, it's already way out of date. You're like, I just learned how to doggy, Yeah. I'm still still don't know how
to doggy. Someone taught me, yeah. But it's the same reason why I don't, I haven't caught on to any of the home decorating trends because I know the minute I go to paint a door black, if everyone's to be like, no, that was so 10 years ago, so. I think, yes, if we try to paint a door black, we'd be like, what are we doing? Yeah. But that green color, we saw the. Other day I did like that green color. Might need to happen. Was that on a house hunters? It might have been a house
hunter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway. And there's another New Girl who's seems SUS and they're thinking that she's not really what? I thought from the trailer when they showed her she seemed well spoken and like pretty like she was gonna fit in. But then they started going over about how, you know much of A shyster she was. And and and shimmy skimmy, Yeah. Yeah, so we'll see.
It'll be interesting. I'm still kind of a can't get over every like right after I watched the trailer, I looked in the comments and everyone's still writing on Kyle for, you know, like, oh, now you're going to talk about it, but two years ago you wouldn't. It's like. What do you want? Just say I hate Kyle and everything she does and stands for and move on. I found the people in the comments that were saying nice things like look, you know, I well, I agree with most of you.
Like people shouldn't be forced to come out right? You know they you know they come out of their own speed and when you're. Supposedly with someone who doesn't want to be a public figure in that way. Right then, yeah. Anyways, I'm sure we'll be going over this. Yeah, we were going over multiple times so. It seems like they were dancing towards something but without really saying it.
So I think maybe they hopefully there's more to the actual episodes because it seemed like it was kind of a. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I'm, I'm curious. Oh, and Tilly and Sutton having friction. It doesn't. I don't know if that's truly friction, but. Well, it's interesting because you would think that they would put Jennifer Tilly with with Sutton for federal OPS and all together like Sutton is with Heather Dubrow and Tilly is with oh, Heather Dubrow.
Oh, they're both with Dubrow. Maybe not the bro, I don't think the brow. Does that make sense? Well, I think the maybe, maybe they're just trying to get Heather onto the Beverly Hills side of things. Maybe this is more of a Heather decision than it is a Heather motivated decision than it is a Beverly Hills decision. True. So true. Let's talk about Salt Lake now. Yes, let's get into. So I think this is a fine episode. It's difficult to beat last week.
I Oh, yeah. I think as a follow up to last week, this is OK. I think overall I'm gonna give this AC plus B -, C plus like it wasn't that amazing of an episode. I yeah, they maybe didn't laugh as much, but I still laughed plenty. I still was like gagged as the kids say don't do the kids still I. See again, by the time we start saying it, I don't think they do 6767. What is that even? It's about nothing. It's what it's about. So it doesn't mean I'm.
Like, gosh. So thank gosh we don't have kids doing 6767. Yeah. I wonder how it is over at Wes's house, right? Now, Oh my God, I mean like 611, yeah. It'd be like random sign out when I would have talked about 9 O 21-O as a teen. My mom would be like, what's that? Show your 909-4567 eight. Like just be funny. Like me being like not the right zip code and I'm like it's 9O21-O mom. Yeah, it was a little easier for us in California to do it because all of our zip codes start with 9.
But you know. She knew it. She was just being trying to be fired. Get on it, Mom way. Got it, Got it. You. So it started off. Ron when waking up on deck. Which I understand is not the most comfortable place to sleep. I used to go on a houseboat with a bunch of friends and I chose often to sleep.
In a deck chair. Slash pass out in a deck chair the first year yes on a deck chair cuz I didn't know what to expect and then pre years after that I had inflatable mattress that I put up on the deck of the upper deck and so. What I went all about, we actually had a bed. Yeah, but it's so fucking hot in there. That's so really hot. Yeah, Yeah. We should have stayed up on deck. You would have had a much more enjoyable time.
But yeah, I could see, I could see wanting to sleep on the pool deck and it probably was a better idea that night, especially if they've been drinking and be like, OK, this isn't so bad. And then? Well, also just, you know, the awkwardness of Britney and and. Oh, and. I've been trapped in a small room with her, yeah. Yeah, but at the same time, there's pretty big beds. And as Bronwyn did say, like, you know, wasn't, you know, I'm on this super yacht and here I
am sleeping on a deck chair. It's like you'd think that she would be able to find a better place. Right, there'd be like a little caught they could set up for her. But I guess yeah, yeah. So feel like it's a luxury. Yeah. Sipping all damn bad. Yeah, exactly. That's me doing whatever accent Meredith was doing at the end. Meredith, yeah. She was bringing out her, her rumors, you know, voice. I know Meredith is doing a DJ set at Bravo Con like 9:30 in the morning.
On the first day. On the first day, welcome to Bravo Con, I mean, Meredith. I mean, I do think that if I walk into Bravo Con and Meredith is doing a DJ set, I'm going to need to go straight to the bar and like make sure that I have like a stiff drink if I'm gonna have to put up with that. Not at 9:30. It's Las Vegas on a Friday. There's time. Doesn't matter.
Time is irrelevant. We're gonna go like basically for that DJ set to like 15 minutes of the the Valley panel and then go straight to our photo. But. It's easy for you to say. Busy day. Yeah, and if I'm going to meet Tamara, I'm going to be tequila shot. I'm kidding. I won't do tequila shot. I don't drink tequila so. Brittany does. She's thrown up. We'll get there. So yeah, this is working with Bronwyn and Brittany. There's friction with Meredith and Lisa of like who's not
supporting her, supporting her. Whatever I did enjoy seeing Meredith just kind of laying there from the the cabin can the very grainy cabin Cam just like I don't know what you expect from me like just whatever and just kind of being fed up with it. I. Really got married but I'm I'm going back to bed. Yeah, I was like all like, you're sitting here complaining about me, Like, I'm sorry that I'm not doing what you want me to do, but what do you want, you know?
Like Lisa's like scrolling and scrolling and I was like no. Yeah, yeah. So I think that's my problem is that I don't really care. My problem with the I don't care about Brittany Bronwyn drama. Like, I think that that's kind of irrelevant. Well, it was funny when Brittany and no actually going back a beat when what is it? It's like Angie survived. She's out there. It was so nice to see her walking around.
With Whitney and Mary and Brittany and they're all sitting there, and then all of a sudden here comes Lisa and they're like, disperse. We're I gotta and Whitney's like I'm gonna go put on my bikini. Yes, yeah, wait, I'm wearing one I'll put on. Another one, but a different one. I don't know what maximum coverage. Yeah. And so, yeah, then they're talking smack about Bronwyn, Brittany and and Lisa and Bronwyn. I have to get. I was great.
To Brittany for not getting up and walking away and just being like, well, this is awkward. She's like, so how are you like? No, she was instantly. We're good, right? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need to wear it on. To me, OK. I was a little irritated when Heather started the morning with like what happened last night? I thought it was going to be like, I don't remember. I blacked out. Black eye, yeah.
And I was just like but I. Well, that flashback of like the intensity of like you started the rumors that she's like trying to comfort Lisa on that little like deck thingy or or dock thingy head. And I was like, what are you doing? It's dark and it's like there's an ocean like just and you're on the tip of it like fighting about who started what rumor. Yeah, I just liked Whitney and Heather's morning of just like, yeah, I mean, yeah, we you were
on one. Yeah, we should get some, get something to drink, you know, start our day. So it was. Just here we are, you and friend. But yeah, like I like, can you think of anything specific that really happened? Yes, when like Bronwyn and Lisa got into it because Angie, Angie's like I gotta get back into this. I gotta get back into this. So it just goes instantly too. And it was so specific. You knew it was true. One that she's like she had her hair.
She's like, Lisa had her hair over her mouth and she said my friend was making out Todd and he kept farting. And then you go shroomed Lisa and she's so gagged, sorry kids, that she can't think of a lie quick enough. And so she's like, yeah, I said it. But no, I didn't say it's not my my friend. Yeah, yeah. Like oh that makes it better. Some random chick claims that she was making out with Todd and he was farting to Mary. Oh that's embarrassing.
He was farted. But didn't didn't Angie say that Lisa saw this happening? Something kind of a fact. And then it wasn't necessarily that a friend told her, it's just that. Or maybe a? Friend, a friend told her. Because Lisa said I believe this, right? Right, right, right. Waiver, right, Yes, OK, apparently. Lisa's in New York because she's like, I know people in New York and this is a reputable friend and this is what I heard and she
just couldn't think of a lie. And it was great to see Lisa caught out like that and not being able to backpedal or deflect and just saying, OK, sure your. Brain, of course, this is great timing 'cause I was seeing on Reddit this evening that there's rumors that Bronwyn and Todd are gonna get a divorce. And it's like.
OK. I mean, it wouldn't be surprising not because of this, but because, well, in that last season when she implied that he so that's a thing, she implied that there was something going on, emotional, physical, whatever affair. And then she backtracked at the reunion, right? And I wonder when she was doing a lot of, you know, not telling the total truth at the reunion. I wonder if that was one of the other things is if Todd said, you better have my back and like, just deny, deny all that
or smooth it over basically. I wonder how much that was true that he did do something. It's like and that is in conjunction with how he seems to treat her and not being the most supportive. I like to chalk it up to him being old and slightly autistic. That's what I like to chalk it up to, that he's just, you know, of a different generation. And get the old, we're not trying to diagnose him. I can see the old part. That's, you know, anyone could
diagnose that. Well then sorry I'll I'll go get my medical license before now. I'm not saying he's like fully autistic, I'm just saying he clearly has some. It's a spectrum. Yeah, and he's on a lot of it, it seems, is my guess. So that's the consensus I hear anyway. OK, Tam from that, yeah. I'm not saying I'm autistic. I mean, I'm saying you are but. And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not. Saying that there is. Oh my God, this guy OK word. Now I'm nervously fart in here.
Is it because you're older? Because you're autistic? Fuck. Off SO. Moving on. What after like brother loses her shit on Lisa and it was great to see that she used her very serious voice and said, you know, she was frustrated. Stop talking about my husband. Stop talking about the grandparents thing. You know, don't do it right. Like you said you wouldn't and here you are doing it and.
It took Lisa a full, you know, most of the day to finally, like, apologize for it later on. But at the last dinner. Apologize. Yeah, and I always loved that. Bron was like, you're dead to me. I'm like, oh, that's harsh. Yeah. But you know, you got it's the end of your rope with somebody, that's what it is so. I liked that Mary was just like, I'd rather can, can Angie get sick again because we can go back to the quiet room. Like I don't want to be up here
with all these yelling. Do people yelling wire? Good. So quiet place. I liked when they went to go have some fun on land and Bronwyn and and Heather were just like thick as thieves. It was like as drunken thieves, it was nice. That's all it took was just some like booze and they were like, let's do it, let's swim. Spicy Margarita I think. Yeah, so they were holding hands and snorkeling and with wit.
It was great. I was a little weirded out by the fact that the one person was just giving back massages to everybody. Same. What is that? Why is that? Why is it weird? I mean, maybe that's a service that they offer. And she's like, you know, I'm also a professional massage therapist. So if you need a massage, I'm here for you. It's. Just 'cause it's like you're just sitting up at a beach or not, you know, there's no table. You're you're everyone else is around.
Yeah. I always feel awkward being like, massage me, talk amongst yourselves. I'm going to get a massage. See, I don't mind that. I don't mind that necessarily like if it we were friends, but I think it's the fact that it's someone from the boat. It just seems really odd. Like I get the massages, the a blackjack table in Vegas, Like I'll pay like 25 bucks for that. I do that, yeah. I'll rub your back and everything. It's really nice.
So only if I'm winning, of course, because if you're losing, you've got money for that. Relaxing. You're losing. No, you can't. But yeah, it was weird. And also I thought it was weird that they First off that guy who's supposedly good at games 2 truths and a lie like you. Dude, you need to watch more housewives before you game on a housewife show because that. Was it was? No, it was never Have I ever. Oh, never have I ever. And then that's was bad. Moved on quickly to this,
running back and forth and. Britney face planting. Yeah, I mean, I was like, OK, I guess that's a game, I suppose. Run and drink. And then the fact that Angie's like, I need you to come blow dry my hair later like that just seems like really like over stepping. It's one thing to be like, these are things I want to eat. Of course, excursions I like to go on. Can you give me a blowout? I'm going to deputize you as glam. You're right. Just like no, no thanks. Can you do my makeup?
Yeah. Everyone should be able to do a decent job of glam without having to hire glam to go, you know right? Right on these trips. It should be a requirement as a housewife, like in the interviews. Can you do your own glam to a certain extent? Right. Will you look like a clown? If so, we might accept you anyway because like, some bad makeup, it's always good. I did like that, though, in the context that Angie was like, can you blow out? She was like, oh, you'd be great
at the salon. And he was, you know, was at least talking to him about, you know. His whole the Angie with the I thought first was like, oh, she slammed ran the door out. Oh God, But when she pulled it out and there was bleeding and she was just like, oh God, no, I'm fine. No, I'm not. Oh God, the pain. Oh God, the pain and you. It looked like her nails about to come off. It was so bloody, that was. I didn't. I I covered my face. I didn't.
I would say that so much. Yeah, I forgot that happened, Yeah. I mean, she's in an inflatable too. Also like enough with these damn costumes like. Broad one. Yeah, like if I were Angie. In that case, I've been like this goddamn costume, like if I weren't going to do this part. Of it, it was. Like I would be fine, but now I'm missing a fingernail. I like that it's on our middle finger. At least that was good. Gets to hold that up at dinner, so.
That was painful. Meredith and Lisa got into it on the beach. And then Mary hopped in the same It's boring, Yeah. What was that at dinner? No, that was on the on. The beach still. When suddenly Lisa or Mary's like, I'm going to take up for Lisa. Meredith, you suck, basically. You're not being a good friend. Yeah. Yeah. You're boring, you need to go, she wanted to say. Go get a storyline. She said. You get yourself something to talk about. Yeah, you have nothing to talk
about. Mary was cutthroat. Like also it just, it did seem though, that like because Mary doesn't say things like that often, it does seem like maybe a producer was like, you know what I want you to do? Go ahead and just say this to Meredith. And it's like, OK. Like we are just minding her own damn business and here comes Mary. Talking about farts again too, right? What's? What's the fart thing about? Farting, yeah, which long as intestine and lady people have
gas, I'm doing. It. Oh and also like I don't know if I'd be more embarrassed about my husband making out with someone or farting while doing it. Well, it's a toss up. I'm going to go with the making out. Yeah, I would as well. So, see, so I mean, this episode's all over the place. Like, there's not really any one thing like, I can really latch onto rather than, you know, the drunkenness, I guess. The Zomp. Just the fun, the yeah, zombie
dinner. We didn't need zombie dinner like I did appreciate mirror of tossing that Yeah, I've been seeing Whitney and. I think they all looked good. Their costumes were nice, but it just seemed like a reason, like just the fact that they had that whole little montage at the beginning, like that was all in service of a packet, you know, of a edited packet. So they can be like, look how fun we are. And then it really was irrelevant to the rest of the dinner, so.
It's just they love having those women fight in costume. That's all it is, you know. That's fair. They should have been shaking some milk. Making some butter. Make some butter. Sorry, I'm all like I'm like antsy tonight. Can't figure out a way to set properly so. But yeah. Oh, so then what? I have the Meredith Brittany thing. Like on one hand, I'm not Angie's bad hand. I liked it or Britney stuff herself. And when Meredith kept coming for her, she's like, why?
What are you talking to me for? Like, you know, like. Yeah, like I said, you said you. I'm not your basically, I'm not your punching bag, you know? But then to completely like she's waiting with this little feather in her cap for the Is that the right way of Yeah. Yeah, I think so. For this moment to drop this on Meredith about how she looked at TikTok. Anybody could look at TikTok and find a rumor about a housewife. This is bold bullshit, Britney.
Like that's not the way to come to like try to come at Meredith after she's come at you. Like you need some good. I like to say actually showed the clip though from TikTok and it wasn't just Britney making up. Yeah, I saw a TikTok. But we've all these we've all seen these bullshit tik toks like it's just so it's not all over. You know, Meredith, I like that she was just and again, I'm not always a Meredith person, but I like that she was like, this is BS.
You're stupid. Like not like my husband's not having an affair. I don't have multiple partners. What I liked in this system back up a couple things is I I liked that Braun was saying why are we making our everyone's husbands part of the joke? Like why are we making a punchline and that no one backed her up with that. Everyone was kind of like, and I think it was definitely because they're like, I think the unspoken word was like, right.
But look who your husband is. He's such an easy target. Yes. But none of them stopped to think if you know, if that had been about John Barlow, Lisa would have lost. Her mind. And then the same thing was said all this stuff. So that alone they'd just discussed, let's not make that husband's part of the conversation. And and then they none of them backed up Bronwyn on that.
So then that's what Meredith gets because then Brittany comes along after, you know, after Meredith starts just kind of mothering her and like, oh, why are you drinking tequila right now? And I, that's what I really like is that Brittany was like, what does it matter to you? Like, what do you care if I'm drinking tequila right now? Like, what if I want to have tequila? I'm trying to feel normal, which made sense to me.
Like if you were just sick and you didn't want to, like, focus on that and you're like, OK, maybe if I focus on this, I'll feel normal. You know, that sort of thing. So I feel like Meredith kind of deserved it. Now, what Brittany brought was really kind of lame. And I agree with you. It was. Lame. Also I've seen way too much puking in these last two episodes. I didn't even see like Brittany, the typical like I guess you couldn't run to a stateroom, but just the throwing up of a ball
they. Don't need to show it, they could just the sound effects. The sound effects alone for Angie was OH. My God, I feel like the only thing I want to see thrown up on housewives is an espresso martini in the back of a sprinter van. Or maybe. We don't know if it's if she's peeing or. She's right. That's the only reason I'm all right saying that. Because you're like, is that pee or is that espresso martini vomit? Predator. See, that's classic. That's a classic episode there.
Classic. So just because it worked once doesn't mean we need to see 4 1/2 episodes of the Salt Lake City housewives barfing all over the clay. So. Exactly. It was a bit excessive. Yeah. But yeah, it was kind of just a lame back and forth, I feel. But at the same time, I'm glad that Brittany's coming for somebody. And you know, I just wish she had a little more solid way of doing. It well, she did it. Let's think she came at at Whitney too, but it was just me in episode 1, right?
And so this whole thing was just like, what are you doing? Here and Meredith's response is just a little, not unhinged, but just all over the place as well where she's just like just cuz you break up with your boyfriend every blah blah blah. It was her attempt at really trying to read Britney, and you know she wasn't lying. No, but it just it, it could have been sharper. Right, it's Meredith. Says me, who's sharp as a, you know, dull hammer right now, but
you know. With dull hammers, they're like a not dull hammer, it's a dull knife. Dull knife I'm sure I'm seeing that's that's how not sharp I am right now. It's the time difference. It is the time difference. Damn daylight saving. It's crazy. I've been up since 250 something. Now 3 Didn't you say 350 something? No, it was like 2. 50 No, I thought you were doing the whole hour adjustment because you Ted. So it actually said that on the clock, yes. So then why are we awake right now?
We had Chipotle and. Oh, we'd eat a lot. Of a few spots of water. Yeah, I should have. And Housewives. And Housewives and this podcast, apparently we have to record this. Are we missing anybody? This is someone else basically. You know they like GOT. The ending was them fighting and chasing away Captain Jason. I can't wait to see the below deck. Version. I cannot wait. I think they're just going to be like, I'm afraid, yeah. So we're crazy.
But I mean, I guess because it needs to be more about them and their dramas on the show. There's probably just be like this constant thrum of yelling in the background while they're going about their business. It's. The soundtrack to the episode. Yeah, you just hear this up on up on stage. Yeah, exactly. Fart, yes, kind of want to end. And the episode on you yelling whore and fart, that's a good way to go. No, but I feel like we're missing something.
Like again, so much happened, but yet nothing happened. Like where do we stand with each each woman? We already went through them, all right? Whitney didn't have much. Whitney didn't have much. She just, you know, was there when the TikTok video was playing and. You know, even when she threw in on Meredith, she like threw in like for a minute because she knows how it can sound and like it could offer something for the
editors to use. She's like, she's like, no, I saw it too well because she showed it to me. Right. And then Meredith was like, yeah, so it's not all over. She had to show it to you, right? It wasn't like you were bombarded with Tik Toks about the affairs and stuff. Marks, Marks. Yeah, Seth. Mark Marks. Yeah, they're all marks, Yeah. I mean, so that's the thing though, is it like, you know, had the editors wanted to, they could have just had Whitney.
Yeah, I saw it too. And then cut out the rest of that. So it's just weird that Whitney's like, yeah, I saw it because she showed it to. Me. Yes, that's here we are. Exactly. That was her real, her real only involvement. For All For Hell No, my takeaways were I thought it was a good episode. I liked it. I liked the duo Bronwyn and Heather and with some Whitney thrown in there. I like that Lisa for briefly apologized and took some accountability there. I love though that she was
gobsmacked with the truth. I love her takeaways. Don't tell Angie things. No, just don't talk shit about your friends and I won't get back to you. I like that Angie rallied but felt really horrible for her when she slammed her hand in the door. And I like the drawn went off on Lisa and used her, her her big girl voice. And yeah, the Britney Meredith stuff. Yeah, yeah. I don't really have a dog in that race.
I think it might materialize into something more if they keep keep it. On next week's episode, we see that like she goes apocalyptic on the plane. Well, apparently not girls. An Air Marshall would have met her. West, we'll see a lot of Bravo can talk them out. Yeah, right. So, yeah, that was actually a really good summary right there. I appreciate you doing that. And Mary was just her read on there. Was it wrong? So yeah. That was pretty good.
Yeah. So, well, I mean, I think you've said it best so we can talk about it next time. Till next time.