Adriana, Say Less (RHOM)

We're back with our feelings about S7E16 (the penultimate episode of the season!) of The Real Housewives of Miami:

Larsa moves into her new home/construction site. Kiki shares a touching moment about her father finally being proud of her career, which—was actually sweet. Meanwhile, Lisa and Jody have a heart-to-heart about their future, and Julia opens up about wanting to repair her relationship with her daughters.

Adriana hosts an Art Basel party, because of course she does, and the drama is served just as hot as the hors d'oeuvres. Marysol and Stephanie kinda clear the air.

Then things go full Housewives when Adriana loses it after discovering that Kiki added the quadratic equation to her cake. She accuses Kiki of calling her racist, Kiki flat-out denies it, and storms out like the queen she is. In a cringe spiral we’re still recovering from, Adriana then turn to her other black friend to prove she's not racist. We are still dying from secondhand embarrassment.

As always we go off on a few fun tangents, like podcasts on LinkedIn? Wha??

Theme song by Tiger Gang - "Hullaballoo"

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