Humans Seeking Closure
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Feb 02, 2022•43 min
Human Seeking Human
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Liz and Alex read personal ads from old newspapers to explore how humans search for love.
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58: Vulture Seeking Dance Partner
Who is purring? The man or the car? Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Dec 14, 2021•33 min
57: Fragile Women Seeking Liquid Food
Call up Liz for a recipe! Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Dec 07, 2021•28 min
56: Tongue Seeking Frogs
If you didn't know by now, you shouldn't be taking any of our advice seriously... especially Liz's when it comes to licking frogs. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Nov 30, 2021•28 min
55: Mrs. Mary J. Lundgreen Seeking Large Bread Pan
Better check yourself before you cross Mrs. Mary J. Lundgreen... Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Nov 23, 2021•29 min
Bonus: Story Time with Liz
We'll get you a full episode later this week!! Thanks for your patience, friends!
Nov 16, 2021•6 min
54: Lawyer Seeking Feet
Two Podcast Hosts! Neither one is very good! Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Nov 09, 2021•29 min
53: Organ Grinder Seeking Macaroni
This week we lay some pipe and get nice and steamy. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Nov 02, 2021•30 min
52: Lowlived Miscreant Seeking Grape Vines
Did someone say clowns? Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Oct 26, 2021•28 min
51: Human Seeking Sports Enthusiasm
We promise this episode isn't actually about sports. Please listen. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Oct 19, 2021•30 min
50: Police Seeking Ghosts
Hey Siri, search the internet for Zak Bagans Rule 34. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Oct 12, 2021•34 min
49: Turtle Seeking Pancakes
Liz is still working on that jam in her Minnie Mouse situation. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Sep 28, 2021•47 min
48: Buried Wife Seeking Wedding Dress
If you're a time traveler, you know what to do... Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Sep 21, 2021•32 min
47: Alex Goldman Seeking Solitude
Big thanks to Alex Goldman, host of Reply All, for sharing his views on the future of crop protection. Follow Alex's music project, Slow Fawns: https://slowfawns.bandcamp.com/ Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney A...
Sep 14, 2021•1 hr 10 min
46: Big Hairy Man Seeking Kaleidoscope
We apologize for any self reflection those mean horoscopes force you to do. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Sep 07, 2021•46 min
45: Great Hands Seeking Alex
Please stop killing each other to have sex with Xandy. He can't keep up with all the legal cases. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Aug 31, 2021•50 min
44: Envelopes Seeking Moistener
Two words were combined this episode that should never have been combined. Apologies. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Aug 24, 2021•40 min
43: Liz Seeking Ant Forgiveness
Today's lessons: If you like someone's nipples, don't post about it on Craigslist. Don't eat ants. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Aug 17, 2021•56 min
42: Aliens Seeking Good Vibes
Whatever you do, DO NOT POINT AT THE ALIENS!!! Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Aug 10, 2021•44 min
41: Wild Hogs Seeking Men in Trees
Hogs and cowboy erotica. Just your average episode. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Aug 02, 2021•52 min
40: Xandy Seeking His Scrappy-Doo
And yes, from here on out all titles will contain 'Scrappy-Doo.' Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Jul 27, 2021•36 min
39: Scrappy-Doo Seeking Paw Paw
Imagine your embarrassment when you listen to this episode as your wife walks down the street Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Jul 20, 2021•46 min
38: Podcasters Seeking Kidney Pill Sponsor
Just kidding, we're swimming in that Doan's Kidney Pill moolah! Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Jul 13, 2021•33 min
37: Volcano Victim Seeking Burial
Liz reads more about the murder of Margaret Enos. Thank you to Marie for sharing more insight into this tragic story. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Jul 06, 2021•49 min
36: Naughty Podcasters Seeking Truth About Santa Claus
If you work for Big Egg, there's nothing for you here... Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Jun 29, 2021•47 min
35: Lesbians Seeking Horses
Thank you so much to Hershe and Joey Unami for making this an extra special pride episode!!! Check them out here: Follow Hershe: https://www.instagram.com/hershe/ Follow Joey Unami: https://www.instagram.com/joeyunami/ Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to huma...
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 18 min
34: Liz Seeking Chris Fleming
After this episode, our dreams of running for public office are shattered. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Jun 15, 2021•51 min
33: Cowgirl with Attitude Seeking MILF Mommy
This episode is dedicated to lesbians who are not poor. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Jun 08, 2021•49 min
32: Gaye Pride Seeking Gay Pride
Welcome to wretched head, true ideas, and absurdities: the podcast! Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
Jun 02, 2021•1 hr 2 min
31: Badass Seeking Umbrella Cover
Please write to your congressperson regarding plastic umbrella covers. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips...
May 25, 2021•46 min
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