How to Survive: Infested (2023)

aka Vermines (2023)

It’s episode 292…and are you interested in animals?

Infested/Vermines (2023) tells the story of Kaleb, a young man with a passion for selling sneakers and buying bugs. Living in a multicultural melting pot of a tower block, his friendships have become strained following the death of his mother. Can he reconnect with his Jordy, his childhood best friend, and reconcile with his sister Manon? Anything is possible if you move forward with grace and acceptance. Oh, and he also bought a new spider and it’s escaped. Probably fine.

We talk about a genuinely horrific set of spiders doing spider-y things, rave about the best bathroom scene since Mandy, pull apart the potential of PPE and wonder whether an armed policeman shouldn’t be more ‘yes and’ in his approach to life. All that, and the question on everybody’s lips - who would survive the spider tower best out of Batman, Spider-Man and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: something that kills that fast is impossible.

Next time on the main feed we’re catching up with the 2024 horror on everybody’s pale painted lips: Longlegs (2024).