How Santa Claus Thinks

or not. Our special guest today is Santa Claus. And the only assumption I can make as to why I'm here alone is that everybody else is either on the naughty list or aware that they have done something and they're afraid to be on a zoom with with Santa Claus. But myself, I am thrilled. I love Christmas. I've always loved Christmas. It's my favorite time of year. The lead up to it is phenomenal with the decorations and the

music and the excitement and anticipation. Um, it's always been you know, it's always been something for me that has has carried me through the year. Um, it's been you know, I had some some ever since I was a kid. It's something I would look forward to. And obviously I think we all get a little sad when the holiday passes, and I think that's that's just goes to you know

why it's so important and how important it is to us. Um, it's just so, I'm actually, why don't I Why don't I bring Santa and now and I'll kind of explain a little bit of of what Christmas is to me. But I'm thrilled to introduce here. A man here needs no introduction. Santa Claus. Oh why everyone? How are you? Oh?

You're all looking good. This is fantastic. I have to tell you, Santa, I am actually uh like a closet in my house right now because I have four children, and if they were to walk by and see me on a zoom with Santa Claus, I think the whole

place would just explode. So I'm hunker down. I understand completely. Yeah, But what I'm am gonna do, if it's okay with you, I'm gonna take a screenshot of you and I chatting, and then I'm gonna hold it over their heads for later, and I'm gonna tell them that that you and I get together and shout about their behavior every once in a while. I forgot to use it to my advantage. Um, well, I gotta tell you it's Christmas, Like I was saying just a minute a moment ago, Christmas is my favorite

time of year. It's obviously with everything that's going on is here, it's been a bit more of a of a challenge, but from my perspective, I've welcomed it more. And um, you know, I'm trying to keep things normal for the kids here at home because they're obviously remote learning. They're they're doing school at home, and Christmas is a very social time. So normally you go to people's houses, you might uh, you know, go bake cookies with a friend or something like that, and that's kind of about

the window this year. So we've been trying to do some some different things here. My daughter, actually my oldest daughter made a movie advent calendar, so every day we pop open the thing and there's a smith movie, a holiday movie that we that that we're gonna watch that night. So a lot of screens. But what are you gonna do? Good? Yeah, And they've been making a lot of Christmas cookies, which which is nice. I hope to leave something for you for when you visit, but right now I'm I'm taking

them down two at a time. You'd better leave some for me. Um, I will say, though, there's it. I was cleaning up flower every day in the kitchen, and then I decided to just leave it. And now it's just like a Winter Wonderland theme. That's just you know, white dusting all over the floors and everything. So you should see the kitchen here, I bet can I Yeah, I love to. I watched The Polar Express the other day for the first time. That always kind of creeped

me out a little bit because the animation. But man, they made the North Pole look fantastic. It is fantastic. Look around. Yeah, if that's a true invitation, I'll come up and visit. Come on up. Um. Okay, well, so I don't So what we have here is we've compiled a list of questions that people want to know from

Santa Claus, from our listeners. And I want to preface this by saying that these aren't from me, So I want you to remember these are from other people because some of them, you know, I assume Santa doesn't get offended. But there's some questions here and there. I've been around for quite a while. Okay, good, Yes, that's a matter of fact, you've have right, Um. Okay, so let's let's let's dive into some of these here. Um, let's start at the top. So this one's a simple, it's a

saftball one. What is your favorite the favorite Christmas gift you have ever received or given someone? Oh, the favorite gift. I think a couple of years ago I got one of those air popping popcorn machines and at first I kind of thought, what's this? And actually I use it all the time. It's been a wonderful gift. Oh, very nice.

Santa likes popcorn or Okay, now do you so? A lot of people kind of obviously dress up as you and and mimic you and portray you in different scenarios, whether it be for her photo opportunity or you know, something like that. Do you ever get offended or you know, insulted by by other other Santas? Oh, not at all, not at all. I've got ambassadors all around the world and I can't be everywhere once, so I need help

and I'm happy to have everybody helping me out. It's a big job, but I want everybody to do a good job, all right, you know, you know none of that. Well, I gotta tell you I'm drinking out of my uh my reindeer monkey here, But it's just apple juice, So don't worry about that. Sure, it's my Marty Moose monk. Did you ever see Christmas Vacation? Oh, I've seen a few Chris His movies. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. Well that is one of the questions here. What is

your favorite Christmas or Holiday movie? Well? I kind of like some of the old fashioned ones like Miracle on thirty four Street and some of those I really enjoy and I think that's what Mrs Claus likes as well. Some of the newer ones are a lot of fun. And I wish the North Pole were that glamorous but pretty played around here. We have a bunch of reindeer and elves running around and stables and barns. But it's a beautiful place, but not quite as glamorous and some

of those movies. Yeah, I love that. Who would you say? This is actually another question is nice segue. Who would you say is did the best job portraying you in a movie? Oh? Who's that Russell character? There? He did a wonderful job. But his beard is not wide enough. Kurt Russell? Is that the Christmas Chronicles? That's the guy right there? Sure he's just skinny though, he needs to fatten up a bit. Well that is quite a that's quite some high praise though from from Santa Claus. Um.

Now here's here's a question. Do you do you ever really give people? Listen? I know you're nice and you're you know you're treat everyone is saying, But there's this myth about you given coal to people that were naughty? Have you ever given cole or have you ever just given like a relation gift to some of it you weren't part in my mouth? Well, this is the kind of coal I give right here. And you don't want to get this, let me not at all. We want everybody to stay on the nice list, and I have.

I'm guilty. You know one time this this kid just was not behaving and I gave him a chia pet. I think that that made me worse than coal. Oh it's horrible. Because the kids want iPhones and they want skateboards and all this wonderful stuff in here, I give them a g No no offense to the GIA company. O, no, of course, no, no offense to the coal industry. I assume as well. Santa loves everyone. Um, here's something, here's something interesting. My wife wants something sexy for Christmas? What

do you recommend? Again, these are from our listeners. Oh, I got I had got a great idea. Okay, look this is my mask right here. Okay, look is that sexy Santa? For those of you that that are listening, I can't see Santa. Just Santa just took his face mask. It was very nice Christmas themed plaid mask. But then he turned it um from horizontal to vertical. I'm not sure how that would stay on Santa. But uh, that's okay. But I was trying to figure out it's okay. Well,

I'm officially uncomfortable. Here's something someone says, I would like to suck up to my boss and win some points. What is the best gift to give your boss? Oh? I think probably the best thing you could do is find out what kind of sports he likes and give him some ballgame tickets or something like that. Here, you're going to score big points right there. That's very nice. That's a good Uh, it's good thinking. Obviously, when when

sports fully come back, I love that idea. Now I just have to try and become someone's boss so I can get some sports tickets, which will that's not that's not gonna happen anytime soon. Um. Now, Santa, do you have any kids? This is a question from the listeners. Oh, I've got kids all over the world, millions of kids. I treat all the children of the world as if they were my own. That's funny because there's a follow up question and they say, I don't really like other

people's kids. How do you do it? Well, it's simple for me because I'm only around the kids in a very short period of time in December. So it's easy because I get to go home. But the barrage, you're ducky. That's an excellent point, and you know what to Even further, bedtime is one of the hardest times of being a parent, trying to get the kids because sleep. You come in after they're asleep. That's right, quite an advantage. Okay, So someone else wrote it's tough this year, and frankly, I

don't want to be near anyone in my family. I'm sick of them. How can I get into the Christmas spirit? Eggnog? Uh, regular nag regular? That a lot of sugar. They'll be careful. Okay, So sad, I think put on some Christmas music and maybe put up a few lights here and there and and doing the radio, end all those Christmas songs, and

you'll get the Christmas spirit. Yeah, that's that's true. It's it's it's very uh, it really kind of it kind of takes you over and you can't help it but feel in a good mood when you hear the music and see the lights and stuff like that. Wonderful day and if worse comes to worse. There's that line from Christmas Vacation, which was he has Clark says, Dad, all those years, how did you do it? There's a lot of I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

That's true. I keep throwing out Christmas Vacation. I once watched Christmas Vacation every day between Thanksgiving and Christmas, once a day every day. I don't know if I'm bragging or if i'm you know, confessing. And I know what you're thinking. How can someone so popular with so many friends watch that movie every day? And the answer is they can't. I don't have I'm not that popular. I don't have a lot of friends. But I did watch that movie. So I may throw out lines here and there. Um,

So here's another question for you. How do I tell my partner nice sleep that I do not like my gift. Oh, that's a tough one. That's a trap, right there. Be careful. Well, if you really want to tell me you don't like the gift, you could always take it through the window, open up the window and throw it out the window. But go over very well. No, I think that's the yeah, the nicely part that probably goes out the window as well. You should always accept a gift graciously. Now, you can

always read gift. Remember, you can always wrap it up. Just make sure that it doesn't get back to the person that sent it. All right, So Santa is okay with a gift? Santa? Huh do you read gift? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no no. We don't be gift up here at the North Well, no no, no, everything's made new every year. We keep busy up here. There's no way to return it.

Where are you gonna do? Bring it all the way back to the north bowle here's actually, here's a question for someone and actually this rings true my home too, But it's actually vice versa. But this says, actually it's not vice versa. So it says my husband always wants to decorate before Thanksgiving, but my entire life, it's been traditioned to always wait until after. This year was tougher, tougher discussion because of all that's going on. What's your stance?

Should people decorate before Thanksgiving or wait till the day after? Oh? Well, I think you should eat the birds first. I'm one of those camps. So some Christmas music here there is, okay, but you know, eat the birds first, get that taken care of, and then you can die, right And you know, traditionally the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas is a little slow anyway, so there's time to decorate. M hm. Okay, Well that's that backfired because I'm actually the one that

wanted to decorate before Thanksgiving. You know, maybe we'll just cut that out and I don't won't have my Why don't you just leave those give those lights up all year round? Exactly? Is that? What you do? Is the North Pole Christmas all year round? O? You know what we do and this is this was my idea and

not Mrs Clau's idea. What we do. The entryway to the house is beautiful, it's all decorated up, and we leave it all real Christmas e. Right, So when guests come in, you know, they come into the house and they see Christmas going on, and usually that scares him and they run the other direction. What that's it said? What guests are you having at the North Pole? What guests you said? You have guests to come by during the year. That's exciting. Get a lot of guests up

there if they can find it. You know, you need a really good compass to find the North Pole. You know, just keep going up there where the arrow says, keep going north, Just keep going north. Most people don't get all the way up there because it's quite far. It's not an easy trip. But the people that do make it have a wonderful time. It's beautiful up here, absolutely beautiful. A little chilly, but beautiful, very nice. Okay, so this one gets a little up. I don't know if you

want to sip a night before this. But my wife, again this is from someone else. I'm just I'm just a messenger. My wife gets super turned on during Christmas, especially Christmas Eve. Do you know why that is? And also is that weird for you to hear? Well, whatever I can tell about you're laughing awkward? Well, you know, it's the ambiance of all the holidays. It's it's the lights and and you know, the whole magical part of

Christmas that want to be special, you know. So this is a really good time to treat your loved ones with kindness. And uh go in and give your wife a little smooth and and and you know, take time for yourselves. You know you've got all those kids running around. They keep you busy, you know, so remember both the door and have a little bit of fun with the with the mussiness, and give her a big old kiss. Remember saying I love you doesn't hurt you one bit.

Oh that's very nice. What's the most romantic I'm going off the cuff here just because you I didn't realize the recessor romantic. What's the most romantic thing you've ever done for Mrs Claus? Oh? Well, one time, you know, I think it was Valentine's and I did the whole thing with the rose pedals leading down the hall through the bedroom, and I put a little chocolate on the pillow and then one of the ls eight the chocolate. It didn't quite work, but the idea was there, and

I really tried. I'm not great at all that sort of stuff. But I tried, and Mrs Claus appreciates that. You know. I think when you're with someone as long as I've been with Mrs Claus, you know, just being kind to one another and and all the other stuff sort of works itself out very nice. Remember, I'll give you a little secret. I'll give you a little secret. It's always yes, dear, Yes, yes, that's the part I keep forgetting. Oh well, listen, and you better relearning, you

young kids. You know. I gotta thank you young guys how to do things. I'm not that young, but thank you. Well. I guess nobody knows how old you are, so and I won't go there, we won't ask that question. But I like your I like your advice to the rose petals and a little mistletoe in the bedroom. Huh oh, yeah, that works. Just the fact that you remembered works. Um, How did you know Mrs Claus was the one? Well,

that's an interesting interesting story. We were at an Iditarod race and this was a long long time ago, and she came around the corner with that team pulling pulling this leigh and she was cracking that whip. And I said that's the one for me. Oh, it's just a beauty. She kind of had this beautiful red outfit on. It was cooking like about to hear and oh boy, that did it for me. Okay, like a bull you saw red and that was right? You have that right? There

was no at that point. Now, okay, here's another question. Um, does Mrs Claus like her alone time on Christmas Eve? When you're out all night? Does she miss you? And does she consider it like a boy's night out where like next week she gets a night out where you have to stay home and she gets to do what she wants. She's practically pushes me out the door. She can't wait till I'm out of there. But I will

tell you one thing. She's really good at hiding everything, all the evidence and tending up before I get home. So I don't really know what goes on when I'm gone. Oh you might need to get one of those, uh give yourself one of those ring cameras or a nanny camera or something. That's an idea. I'll probably be shocked. Okay, So here's one. It says my husband doesn't help decorate the house. I have to basically beg him to decorate the tree. But shouldn't he want to do it. Shouldn't

that be something that he wants to do together with me. Well, I'll be careful here, because you know, decorating and all that sort of stuff doesn't really become natural for a lot of man you know, some yea, some some that's fine, you know, but but most of us, it's not what we really like to do. It's not what we're best at. So uh, you know, just help out where you can and and the rest of it. I'm telling you you stay out of the way. Interject too much advice. I've

learned that the hard way. Don't say to move that over that way a little. That's a trap. Be careful, stay out of it. Your best to stay out of all of it. Man, Santa, I knew you were the expert on presents and giving and the spirit of Christmas. I guess I didn't really know that you had such great relationship advice. Oh all right, how do you think

guys getting married so long? That's a good point. So here, actually here's a question for you, and this, I guess this is a personal feeling for you that they don't want to sult you. But I want to break up with my boyfriend? Would you prefer I wait until after Christmas? Oh? I would? I would? Yes, nobody needs all that extra drama right at the holidays. Just wait. You know, a couple more weeks isn't gonna kill you. You just wait.

It will make everybody's holiday a lot happier for sure. Okay, Well, let's that's good advice. I guess. Yeah, as long as they they you know, they're together anyway, might as well just enjoy the holiday. I don't know at the moment, I'm kind of torn on that one, because then you're going through the motions. But listen, who am I to argue your Santa claus Um? Okay, let me see here. It says, how do I get my husband to get what I really want as a gift this year? And

he tips? Anyway? That does Mrs Ods drop hints for you? Oh? Does she drop hands? Let me tell you? Have you ever seen a brick coming at you? Thankfully? No? Well, you know what she does, and I think she thinks

she's being clever, but I've caught onto her. She gets all these magazines you see, and all these catalogs in the mail, and what she does is she kind of folds over the paper, you know, it's called dog eared, and she kind of folds it over to the page where she wants, you know, and then she leaves those in next to the commode. I can get the idea. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out. Okay.

The next question here is, uh, so they're very impressed with how organized you are, obviously keeping all the kids in the world and adults, uh, you know, organized, and they want to know what's what's a little tip that they can give their husband odds to how to stay more organized or how to be a little more organized organized. You think it's organized around here, it's the elves. Oh, it's mostly chaos. Okay, well that's good. That's that's the elves.

They keep me in line, and you know the hardest thing for me to do. You know, sometimes I'll pick up a tool to make a toy and I'll set it down and I completely forgot where I set it down. So it's best if you can remember to put it back exactly where you found it. That way, it'll always be there. But when you have so many elves running around here and everybody's sharing tools again, it gets a little crazy, especially this time of the year. We're racing

against the clock. Okay, well that's kind of a win for for unorganized guys out there, Santa said. Listen, he's not organized either, so yes, yes, you just back off. Let's get the job done. Worry about the organization later on. Here's an interesting one. If you could change one thing about Christmas and the holiday season, what would it be? Oh, I think, oh, let's see, probably not to do Christmas commercials in July. I think that, you know, hold off

a little bit. You know, when you're in California, so you know, when it's a hundred degrees outside and you go inside and you see a commercial for Christmas stuff in the middle of summer, then work, wait a little let it get a little cooler, at least let the leaves fall off the trees before you start talking about Christmas. That's a good point, because listen, Christmas especial because it's that time of year, right, But if you stretch it out,

it's gonna get You're gonna water it down. That's right, You've got it right there in a nutshell. This is interesting because you they want to know. Basically, most people get tired of their jobs like that. There's a day when they want to call in sick. I don't want to go in. Now you technically, I guess you were fully work one night a year. So maybe this isn't the case. But has there ever been? I wish I only work here? Why? Who are you kidding? Now? I

haven't selted Santa. Oh boy, let me tell you. You come on up here to the north Bowle. You try to follow me around for one day, you won't be able to keep up. Look these are these are from listeners, Santa. That wasn't me. Okay, I'll let that one slide. Yeah. The last thing I need is a cheap Oh that's right, Listen, I'm running out of them. Oh. Really a lot of bad people out there. You have no idea. What would you say the ratio? How many? How many people would

you say the percentage of people are are naughty? Well, you know, especially with the kids, we don't really have any naughty kids. We just have kids. They're good kids, but they have some issues that they need to work on. Everybody, all the kids are wonderful. Okay, They're just all really wonderful. So, like I said, have a few bad habits, and we have two as adults. Remind them, you know, what those bad habits are and to get back on the nice list.

You see, that's how it's. Kids just need encouragement and they need you know, you need to give them good examples and and that's really what's important. Give the kids some positive examples and and and the best way to show kids about how things work is to is to show them, you know, learn by doing. And if you said a good example, the kids will pick up on that. Trust me, the kids are not stupid. There' smart. Wow, Santa,

that was that was very well said. And not not that I should sound surprised because after all your Santa Claus, but that was very well said. There are no naughty kids, They're just have some habits and we have to lead by example. I love that. That's very nice. Um, but what about no adults. Well that's a different story. Yeah, I don't think we have time for the answer on that one. On your show. Is there anything that is there like a bar for for naughty? It's like you

would say, you know what, that's it. That's this is the one thing that I want that that well, I'm sort of I'm sort of old fact. And you know I'm I'm old school, so a lot more gets by these days than than I would like to think. But you know, each his own very nice. Okay, Um, this one's um again. It could be uncomfortable, maybe not. It says my wife put a baby on her Christmas list, and I just wanted to know if that falls on you or me. I just don't want to double up

and end up with two. Oh no, you don't. Hey, I know what you should do. I've got an idea. You know what you do. You get your car and you drive down to the town center, okay, and they always have an activity scene down there, right. I don't know where. I don't know where this is going, but go ahead for at night where nobody's can see, and make sure there's new cameras turned on. Okay, and you swipe the little baby right out of an activity scene to bring that home, wouldn't that be Well she'll get

the answer on that one, Santa. We are officially off the rails. You just told someone to go down and steal the baby. Jesus. Oh no, No, that was just just thought that went through my head for one moment. That's all, okay, all right, we'll let we'll let that one slide after all of you. Our Santa clause is really the ultimate judgment comes to you. So that's fine. Um, this one isn't such a question as it seems more

of a confession. Um. It says I once left you falla shaped cookies as a joke, and I'd like to apologize that was immature with me that right? That was? Do you remember the number one? Do you accept their apology? Oh? Sure I do. We all make mistakes. Some people just want to have a little bit of fun. That's all, no harm, no foul. What's the spinoff of that? What's the worst thing? So what do you like? Like? Obviously

people leave you cookies at right now? When I was little, my dad told me we were making cookies, and my dad told my siblings and I that Santa might enjoy a little wine and cheese. So what is it that? What's your favorite thing to get? And what is something you particularly don't care to be left? Well, wine and cheese. You gotta be careful, remember I have to drive that sleigh. That's not a good idea to mix those. Well, I don't know. I enjoyed cookies pretty much. I do like brownies.

Brownies are good, and fudge is good, and uh, you know, some Jesus graggers are fine. I need that to anything. You lead me off, listen. If I don't like it, I'll leave it behind or I'll feed it to the rain. Here alright, I love it. I love the honesty of Santa Claus. Do you ever feel you seem pretty laid back? But do you ever feel stressed or anxious? Darting? Hold you ever feeling? A lot of these Christmas movies portray you was like, oh my god, Christmas might get canceled.

Oh we're not gonna make it any time. Is it really that chaotic? Or are you pretty? Uh? Well? Most of the year, I'm pretty laid back, you know, but I've got a real tight schedule right when we're right down to the wire, and I just want to make sure everything goes smooth. And you know, it's like it's like when the kids ask me, Sanna, you know, how do I get good at doing this? Or how do I get better at doing that? Or how can I win the big game? You know, it all comes down

to practice. And I've been doing this for a long time, so I'm getting pretty good at it. But anything. It's like anything with with music or with sports or anything. Man, if you practice, and you know, you really put your nose to the grindstone, you can accomplish anything, even traveling around the world and one night you know it takes practice. You know that that came from years and years of hard work, and that's the way to do it. So that's what we want to teach the kids. Don't give up.

And if you don't make it to first time, well you get back up and you try a little bit harder next time and and eventually you'll get it. Persistence, persistent Santa, you're a very inspirery Um. Okay, so what about I guess the question here that they're asking is about in laws and presence, Like, what's the idea on

on presence for your in laws? Say they don't specify whether they get along with their in laws or don't, but what's the what's the safe way to go with that because obviously there could be a lot of tension between in laws and that's right where let me give you a little secret. It doesn't always go smoothly with all the in laws, but if they're her in laws, you better give presents. Oh I fell into that trap one time. What happened? Yeah, that was a mistake. It

doesn't matter even if it's a cheapet. Well not now, not if they listen to the How Men Think podcast? Now are they gonna know that the chia pet is your it? It doesn't hurt to get him a little something, you know, go down to the nine cent store and find a little something fun. Yeah, you don't have to spend gobs of money to give somebody a thoughtful gift. Okay, and even if particularly don't, you know, you know somebody's not on your a list, Well, it's still minde to

be kind. That's very nice. But you know what, you just gave me an idea. Maybe I will get a chia pet from my in laws. There you go give it to them and they'll even think, look at this, we got a gift. And this way i'll know if they listen to this podcast or not. That's right, And you know, because they're offended, then they listen. But if they don't, then I could be like, you know what, I'm gonna guarantee you one thing with that statement. In

two years, you're gonna get that cheeta pet back. It'll sit in their closet for two years and they don't remember who gave it to him. I guess i'd be like, oh, how nice, it's the same one. That's right, Well, I gotta tell you, okay. So I think we're pretty good with the questions. Before you know, we we move on. I want to I want to tell people about something that you're doing up until Christmas. But before we do that, I do have a question that was not set in

from the from the vehle. This one's from me, and I think I pretty much kind of know the answer to it. But I want to just clarify the song. Santa Baby. You can't stand that girl either, right? Oh no, who's that that? Come on? She's a handful, she's she asked for the stable, the convertible, the yacht, a deed and engagement ring. And all she says is think about all the guys I haven't kissed. That's how good I've been.

Like and then on top of that, she's like, Santa, hurry the f up, hurry down the chimney, Like it's a little demanding. You cannot tell me as I know you're Santa Claus. You cannot tell me as A man that does that does not turn you off a bit. Oh, let me tell you a little secret, youngster, hire bar. Okay, not everybody's the same, and you'll learn that you're still young. You'll learn that. I guess I all these years I've been offended for you, I was thinking that she wasn't

treating you very nicely. Oh, listen, all the hugs and kids that I get, How can you be offended because she's kind of being a bit of a bitch. But an engagement ring, a convertible, a deed or whatever. Fine, you know what, there's no secret here. We knew this already. But you're a better man than me, Sanna. You just have different expectations than you do, that's all. And hide your wallet. She had a lot of expectations. And then she's all said, hurry down the chimney, like, hurry down

the chimney. It's your we know how you're coming. It's Christmas Eve. There's the way I get stuck. Come on, you look great, We'll think. Hey, do you think his red makes me look bad? No, the red does not. Well, Mrs Claus said, the camera adds ten pounds and I don't need me at all. These zoom cameras. I think they add more than tent so don't worry about it.

Oh great, great, there goes myself to see. Oh no, I meant uh no, but that was a supposed to be a compliment, like I said, Okay, good, there we go. Now I've done it again. Yeah, another piece of goal right over here. God, now I've done it. I want to just point out that this is this for those listening. I know you can't see him. This is the authentic Santa Claus. This is not your mall Santa and orthopedic

shoes with a fifth bit counting his steps. So all he talks to me like, this is legitimate Santa Claus. And despite the fact that I have used the word bitch in front of him and I have potentially offended him with both yours questions in mine, he is uh he is everything you have dream he is, and it's

an honor to be here talking with him. Um. One thing I want to remind everybody too, it's been a very very difficult year and I think we all need a very good distraction from all that's going on, all the chaos in the world, especially the kids, really, especially the kids. So you know, really we really need a little bit of fun and a lightheartedness and all kidding aside. You know, we need to have more love and compassion for one another. Santa. Damn it, he did it again.

Don't you get me all trip up over here. For those of you that can't see, he's crying right now, it's not a crying, it's more of a it's a it's an high perspiration. Okay, it's okay, damn it, Santa. Well, I gotta tell you so. As we know, Santa is according to Santing, he's busy all year round. We know he's definitely busy on the twenty on the night of. But up until then, I can tell you that he is part of something called Santa the Experience. And what you can do is you can book your sleigh ride.

Departure is now through December one. Now through December. It's Santa the Experience dot com. And what you get is you get a magical elf guided journey from the comfort of your own home to the North Pole. You can explore Santa's mail room, the ELF's bedroom, the reindeer stables, and the toy factory plut that's amazing. Plus you get to hang out with Mrs Claus and talk directly live with Santa, which I can tell you firsthand is an

experience that you have never had. Like I'm forty seven years old now, and obviously I've been a fan of Santa since I was little. This too, to be able to sit down and talk directly with him is is something I'll always remember. But the kids will absolutely love it. I am telling you it is the one of the most wonderful experience the kids will ever have. And I really do believe honestly that this is going to become a new annual editions for the families. It is absolutely wonderful.

You will absolutely love it. It sounds great, it says. Each virtual experience takes place via Zoom, and you can share it with other family members around the world, so you could have your grandparents joining uncle's ants, cousins, and you can all safely join the treasured memory of visiting Santa. And after you say goodbye, you can receive a video

recording of your chat with Santa to keep. Because it's I mean, frankly, I'll be honestly, like I said, I'm forty seven, this is a once in a lifetime trip. You can transport yourself to Santa the Experience and Unforgettable Live Family, Virtual Winter Wonderland. And that again is Santa the Experience dot Com. And that's now through December. You'll have a wonderful time. I guarantee it, Santa the Experience dot Com. Santa, I appreciate you. Um, I appreciate you period,

but I appreciate you joining us today. I appreciate you, uh rolling with the questions from the listeners, you know, maybe a few that I might have thrown in for myself. It was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed it. Well, Santa, I appreciate the world appreciates all that you do, because um, you certainly bring a lot of happiness and joy in a world that doesn't always have that. So thank you

so much for everything you do. Well, thank you very much for having me and you have a wonderful holiday season. Okay to you and your family. Thank you. Don't forget me. I will no chia pets? How good? I forget you? Right? Who? Who can? How can you have? Don you forgive me? I'm the guy that brought up the fallac shaped cookies and whatnot, and that's gonna get me in hot water. I tell you right now. Well, this has been an

episode of another episode of How Men Think. I appreciate you guys for joining us, and I appreciate Against Santa and everybody for listening. And I just want to say it's been a crazy year. Be kind, be thoughtful, think of others, and take care of yourself. And happy holidays. Happy holidays,