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I haven't seen him in a while. That's where with this quarantine it's all screwed up. Yeah. So we had a zoom call, which was a great idea of my heart media. Yeah, and now we get to see each other. What are you guys? Who's telling who's drinking right now? That's what I want to know. I am, But in fairness, it's only because I start in two hours ago. Okay, change, no idea what I'm getting into. Actually, I'm trying to figure out the light fixture over your shoulder. Oh this one, No,

it's a little it's a little spindle. Drad it's impressed it's been going on since about two PM. Old world record. Older. He's like, Melissa, Hey, is it bad that I brought my own Vegas style bucket of beers? Yeah, I'll go like this. No, I'm standing up. I mean my I'm like, I've got the I pound on the fireplace right now, got it? If you could get a waitress to refill that while we're talking, then I'll be impressed. Right, Okay, well,

I mean my waitress. What do you mean because one of my kids count No, we want to see like the whole thing Jesus story. Oh that's a good idea. Hey, have you guys had deliveries while you've been at home? Like not like Amazon, but have you had like people bring food over and stuff? Yeah? How is that? Do they? I always signed like I've done, and I always say like signed for like leave it or whatever. But this one guy came and delivered stuff and he rang the doorbell.

So I waited, and it's weird because I think you can see my shadow and he was side the door, but I waited and then he stood there and rang again, and I'm like, so I got on the ring and I was like, you could just leave it and He's like what So I opened the door and he's holding it and I'm like, dude, just put it down. What he wanted you to take it out of his hands? Kind of you didn't invite him in. Uh, that's that's for another time. Played it over there by the couch,

please delivery? Yeah? Did you thank him for his service? Okay? What did you order? I mean, was you like holding the piece of pizza in his hand like that's disgusted? He had a slice that he was eating, and then there was seven others sell in the box. He had look at three parts from Snowbay. Did you end uplying to your children? Well? May? He came in and we hung out for a while, but we sat six ft apart on different couches. So it's fine. Fine, have you

guys done that? Have you guys done that where you you missed somebody so much that you have to go sit six ft from them and have a drink? No, but I thought that's what this was. I just did. I just did that. Twenty minutes ago. My buddy came over here and we did a six ft or we said eight ft. He came and had of beer. Okay,

I'm not making fun of it that happened, you know. Well, what's what's weird is I got rid of my king size bed and I got two twins and my wife sleeps on the one side of the room and I sleep on the other. But that happened before. That was before code exactly. She's gonna love have you been Have you been doing that a lot? Any doesn't do ordering the food? No, that there's any friends, and no, I haven't.

And I don't know if I have enough friends that like I had the friends in my life, and Dmitri is one of that are totally fine with not seeing me for a few months. And I can't figure that out. I told Shane for the latest updates on when we can see each other again, don't watch them news. I'll let them know. This way, I get just based on whether I want to see him or not. That wasn't even invited to this. I just jumped in the same relationship and I have How far back can you guys go?

We've been pretty good about I mean our area where we where we live, and everyone's been pretty good about staying away from each other. Yeah, I think it's been the kids. You can't really control them. I mean as the next couple of weeks of kids are just gonna bust out and go do what they do. How old are your kids? Everyone stayed pretty uh, pretty well, pretty well with them the within their guidelines. How old are kids?

We've got kids that are middle school age basically, so they're not they're not driving around the cars yet, but um, but they're on their scooters cruise around. But have you five six weeks, they've been pretty much at home. But I think now the weather's gotten a little bit nicer, so it's even more hard harder for people to uh to stay inside once the weather goes from raining to seventy two degrees. Have you had the awkward uh situation yet?

Any of you guys where you're walking down the street and somebody crosses just yeah, across in the middle of the street. Yeah yeah, like while you're driving, you mean or like no, no, no, no, no, I mean our car puts on a little signal and then they want to take a left. Yeah, you're driving down the street and some guy just wants a void. Everybody's starting a crossing the middle of the road. The problem is you

started walking down the middle of the freaking street. Now like like you're driving your car, like, get out of the road. It's like nine, yeah, what about the folks who are driving with the face mask in the car when they're by themselves. They must not have one of those air fresheners that dangles from the mirror. It's it's

it's over the top. But it's not as bad as the people that go to Like I saw someone in a drive through and he had his mask on the car and when he went to the window, he took it off like they would be able to hear him. But like, that's the time you need it on. That's the whole reason you have the dude, I have the worst, the worst story. Like this is like a month ago and we were getting drive through. There's a Wendy's and

the kids were all excited. We're all cooked up at home and it was like, oh, you know, let's get Wendy's. Are like yeah, cool, Monday nights, fast food night, all this stuff, And so I'm doing the drive through order all the crud, go to the next window pay and the guy is like, so, I like turned the hand of my credit card and right before then he pulls his masks down with his hands and goes and then put yeah and puts his mask up, and I'm like, oh my gosh, you know, like as my credit card

charges that, I would just started freaking out. I'm like, dude, this is the whole problem here, and I hope the whole problem is you're going to Wendy's. That was yeah, that and then hands me my food drinks card back. I like threw the card in the back. I was like, got home and was like sterilized pretty much everything, including my car, and took a shower or whatever. I'd actually

take a shower, but it was so disgusting. Dude, i haven't gone back to Wendy's and I've lost If you go to one of my reponses now, oh I hope. So are you literally like washing down apples and like rubbing down not not that I would normally if I was about to eat it. The only thing I've actually kind of wiped down was like a gallon of milk, Like I don't know that those things were kind of gross. It's it's inside, it's inside the container. Chat cook. I

thought it was a critic I had. I had a delivery comp and it was somebody sent like a bottle of wine and you're welcome. There was a signator and I know who it was from. There was a car and the guy, so I thought they had waves like signatures for alcoholic you don't have to wait like signed for so another delivery. Go on a ride. The guys standing there and I'm like, I got on the ring thing and I was like, oh, you can just leave it. He's like I need a signature, and I was like

it's like, so I go over. Uh so, like can I face time me? You can see just seeing me signed this piece of paper. So I went. So I went to the door and open and he's literally standing there with a bear and it like no gloves, holding a pen. And I'm like, I'm not. I'm size that I made no offense. I'm not taking a pen and sign it because like he's like, well because it's an alcohol And I was like, well you there, leave it and just take my verbal okay, or take it with you.

But there's no way now I'm taking this pen pen. No. Well, there's places that have like sanitized pans versus and sanitized pens. If you like go to like pick up the take out, it's like two of one versus inn next, and then the other one is is like someone's like spring index on and you're like, all right, I guess that's yeah, which is fine. But this guy wasn't. He didn't have like a like a viultra violet light on the front step was holding in on this thing like a muscut. Yes,

exactly what he's chewing on the end. So you have a pizza guy who has to see you, you have a wine delivery guy who has to see you. What is it about you? What are you doing on zoom right now? You see I didn't good looks. I appreciate that. Um, I've I've been invited to so many more parties like this than I would have in real life, Like people people are inviting me to like birthday parties that I know. If this wasn't a quarantine zoom thing, I would not

have been invited to the bar. I got people from high school like, hey, I wanted to you know, you want to zoom and catch up have a cocktail. I'm like, I've heard from you like twenty five years. All of a sudden, you want to have a drink with me. Don't want you to entertain them? They're bored, Well, they're gonna be as you can tell, they're going to be disappointed.

How much money of you guys saved in quarantine? Okay, a lot because I went and pulled out a crazy amount of cash at the start of it, and it's all still there, like every single dollar. Like I haven't touched cash cash a long time. Well, where would you? I don't know. I just you you took that in case like every the bank shut down and yeah yeah. And now I'm like Tony Soprano, I got all this cash in my closet. His back hurts because he's sleeping

on it every day. You're really high one nine, you hit it now you can't remember it is a crazy amount is cast to sands like, oh yeah, what did you think? By the way, real quick, hey, what's your dorm knob thinging? It's called ring or whatever. They need to have like a signing authorization on that. That'd be pretty cool. That's a great idea. What the heck have Eastern editor out and we'll make that marketing. Yeah, we'll pitch that. There's our new sponsor. Off we go. Anyway,

I have not saved any money. I've spent a bunch of money. I bought a new truck because I thought that was a great idea. And I've gone on a fishing trip and I'm thinking about another fishing trip. What do you like? Who do you go with dinner to? You would take your kids and your family to dinner two or three nights a week. Oh yeah, that's a hundred and fifty you know, und eighty bucks? Easy, Well, depend upon where you go, but and and how much you drink? Yeah, yeah, when do you When do you

get five nine to get a Biggie meal? It works great. I'm gonna say it before you get into like saving money at Wendy's. I'm gonna say this so people don't have to post it. If they listen, if this becomes a pipeline, they put this on the podcast. Uh, everybody else out there is like, I haven't got my unemployment check. Rich, Like I bought a truck, I've been going on fishing trips. Oh no, but I save money at Wendy's. He's trying to he's trying. He's trying to pump the prime here.

He's trying to keep money going to the ecomic. Yeah, yeah, you got to feed it back in kirk Are you want one of those schools that sinks because you're getting lower and lower in the screen posture. Okay, yeah, everyone, After all he's done is they should boycott Amazon for like two months and just give money back to like

local economies and local retailers. When you drive down any like regular retailer strip or like any strip in any town, like half of those companies or half of those little like embroidery or stationery stars are probably not going to come back. They're gone. They're gone. Yeah, J Crew just found for b K today, Like, are you still going to get your package? O? Your pants? Did you say? And those and those socks? Yeah, they've got ja crew

filed for Bakers too. Did you call it b K? Yes? Sorry, I have a legal background, okay for us for US lay people. B K is Burger King, So I don't know. Yeah, yeah, hey, way better let me. Oh Wendy's is way better. Well not after the endorsement you gave him. You gotta go off and taking off his mask and coffee on your food. Oh Jesus, funny things. I know what you xactly which one you're talking about, So I'm gonna avoid that one. Yeah, I know, I've gone back since, don't worry, I make

sure it wasn't the right same guy. Hey, Rick, I got you. I got your text the other day. What did you mean when you said you wrote sex and then you wrote like x x X. What did that mean? Like you're not getting any uh No, I wanted you to follow the link that I was. You can check that out. Yeah, I did not get that. Okay, that's my Yeah, I know that it was. It was a human bike sex x xext me that three times a month. Yeah, I mean, well, I mean that's that's not your wife's fault.

The rest of the time, you're out fishing and truck I'm on, I'm on a better pace than whatever used to be before COVID. Well the single beds really helped. Yeah, what about you guys? Uh No, I have to talk to my wife since that you're worried. Come on, Dmitri, No, it's you know, it's it's the same man. It's I don't you read all those articles and people like, well,

there are couples that are bored in there. You know, they're doing this and they're doing that, you know, or they're not doing this, and life is life is pretty much the same. Except that you know, I don't have to go anywhere. You don't go out the front door. No, I don't go out the front door. And it's not like there's there's not a ton of cabin fever around here, I don't think. But having said that, I've been locked

in this room for three days. So if you guys could go anywhere in the world, any concert to go to, what would you do? Day one? They're turning lights back on on June one? Where are you going? Are you broadcasting from your ring doorbell? I'm going? By the way, do you want me to go over the door? Are you standing until I come out and sign something? He knows the Battle of the Wine? You just can't see it, and some ice cubes through your refreshed her trying to perfect.

So your question was what concert would we go see? Getting out of this without your kids, without your wife, I have neither. Um I would say I would want to see. And I don't know if they're still doing a residency in Vegas. But no, by the way, did you see that she burnt down her gym? And she's like, I don't know what happened. Meanwhile, she staring at the gym. Yes, she's standing in the gym. It's like, well, it's not because you're standing in it. But that's a whole other thing.

I actually had renewal log on the tv UM maybe earth Weight and Fire in Vegas. Okay, wasn't expecting that coming out of what do you think you were thinking? Thinking like he was thinking like a boy band or something like that. You know, DVD wasn't it isn't bon Jovi and Brian Adams doing the tour this year? Maybe I go catch that. Okay, I'm gonna leave this meeting here real quick, so oh sorry, are you gonna be k on us? All right? What would you go see? I don't want to hear from Ricky. I'd go to

Billie Eilish. Now, I was supposed to go to a second week at Jazz Best and I have canceled that. So that was that was That was a super bummer. So you know what, I kind of forgot that this is an I Heeart media podcast. So I would probably a good good call on the Billie Eilish. I would see that or you know somebody else that they play who's that other guy? Um? God? He lives in Nashville. Gavin DeGraw. That's right, that's right, good answer. I see you on tour right now. I mean, dude, he should be.

I don't think anybody's on tour right now. Okay, that's the point of if when thing is open up, what tour would you see? Yeah? I go see Gavin de Gras. It's a no brainer. Yeah, I go see Brooks on that mountaintop that he's on right now. That looked epic, didn't it. Uh yeah, that look cool open not a sleepwalker? Right, Okay, clearly you guys don't follow Brooks on Instagram. He's on top of like some mountain right now and who knows where. But I didn't even have an Instagram. Well cut, because

your name is Kirk Rummans. Well, Kerky Rummy, Wait, you don't have Instagram, So you're just going to go to jazz Fest and not share that experience with us? No, I was just kind of I'm a big kind of liver and not sharer. M Okay, that's interesting. I don't really really dig TikTok. I got into that about three weeks ago to my thirteen year old daughter. But that thing is addictive, so you can't figure that thing out. Five seconds of fun, and then you're like, oh, that's

sucks all then oh another one. Now we've moved on from sex, we're talking about time wrong. Have you done any tiktoks? I did one with my kids where I put them but I put them side by side and they said which one is better? Which one's worse? And then did that whole thing right now? Right? Did you say what concert that you would go to? I said, jas, that's right, you did. Okay, supposed to be there last week,

So that sucks. What's so, is that the thing that you missed that you've missed out on the most by this? I like, I like going to see music, So that's that's been the main thing that's really been about her. Not that it's a huge travel, but it's a I like to go travel to go see to go see music. So uh, of the entire shutdown and having that, it's been kind of the biggest bummer. But one day we'll see. Have you been watching any of those like online contents

that they've been putting on. I mean, I think they've been doing that quite a bit. Some of the artists I've been going to like old school like YouTube, what was it um lollapalus are from like n N. It was crazy, super good. It was like it was the bill was kind of weird, but it was like Limp Biscuit and Rage against Machine. But I was like, holy crap, used to like Little Biscuit Like they were like yeah, totally, six hundred thousand people just jumping in. It was like

it was Rick, I thought you were gonna take that. Rick, I thought you were gonna take Halsey. Oh, I mean yeah, we saw we were at the Heart was the Heart Music Festival right in Vegas. She performed and Rick was beside himself, which I listen to a lot of her and counted she's super talented. Yeah, I've just been listening to a lot of that with the kids. Kirk, you just sucked out again. You looked like the neighbor from home. It's obviously eyes an unknowns. I'm not recording this, no,

um do you guys don't hear this beeping? Do you? Just like I accidentally spilled beer on my Alexa and it just keeps beeping. Now you don't see you're not responsible enough to have a bucket of beers. Well I was responsible enough to have one to get one. I thought that was this way. I'm not getting up every three minutes, got all this COVID stuff. If you can

drink on Monday and it's totally normal, that's true. They're just like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest, and then I'm not trying to sound like a I've been responsible, but there's been one day I think where I haven't had a drink. You know, when you like go to the doctor and they're like, how many drinks have you had?

How many drinks do you have for a week. I used to be able to answer that honestly, like I can't go to the doctor for like two years until that average comes down because he's gonna be like, I think I've had a few drinks every night since they started, because it's kind of like, you know, it takes the

edge off. What time do you start? You've seen you see nighttime like go on usually after dinner, Like so, you know, I have a kids, So I get up and I and I work from home, and then the kids have their their homeschooling, you know, uh so I helped them with that and then have dinner and then after that I just kind of like you're on your own, watch TV, and go to bed, and I'm just gonna have a The kids Schoolly homeschooled like nine to three every day or they're like nine and in and then

it's like play time. And I was like maybe an hour and a half of now they get up and they they're pretty good. They do their work, but so they do it through and then so they can finish. But like my son who's seven, he kind of cut some corners. They're on this thing called seesaw have you. I don't know if your kids have that. It's this thing that it's one of those things that goes like this. No, well I mean that, yes, that is a but that's how what I'm referring to. You're trying to decide which

kid is good enough. Yeah. Yeah, it's a scale basically, so the school sends out this thing for a program and ds can like do their work and then take a picture of it and send it back to the teacher or something like that. So I was like, the kids were doing greatful it. Whence it starts like three days, I'm like, they totally got this. And then I went in one day just to check my son's work, and he was just taking pictures, like sending pictures of himself

with like a thumbs up. I'm like, buddy, you're supposed to like take a picture of your math. Here he's like one picture at his stuff. He was getting the thumbs up. The other way, he's like waving and like they don't want you like showing as you finished. I mean when I said show this, you're done, show them work, not like hey, this is mean with no pet in my hands. So he's like, screw it that. This is week seven. So we had to go back everything, some stuff,

teachers not even logging on. No. I I emailed the teachers. I was like, I just noticed that. I apologize and they were like, oh no, we we saw, but we figured, you know, that's he's cute, so you know, it's cute of him. It was a mistake, and I was like, you guys, weren't on, were you. Well. The funny thing is like the weather started getting nicer, and like everyone's like, oh, summertime. It was like, well people for get that. Like kids have like three or four or five more weeks at school.

I mean they go they have to get all of all the day. Everyone's like it's summertime, why is the country club and the golf course is not open? So yeah, well, and like I feel like when everyone says homeschool, like I'm imagining in my brain, like everyone's sitting there like with their mouth book all this kind of stuff. I mean, I have a little bit older kids or thirteen and eleven, but it's like all their stuffs online. So it's like they come down e practice, go back up by nine

o'clock and start working on it. Well, they rolled down at like eleven and they're done, aside from like evening reading. But there's I'm not I'm looking at their school a g which is their program, but I'm not monitoring and sitting down and going over their homework with them. You know, I think they're probably better off. How many kids have you gotten with me not being involved? Exactly? They called it a win win now you like correcting them in the wrong for the wrong thing. Yeah, how many kids

are gonna get home school next year? Like the pair? Yeah, we just did it, and I mean we can do it here. I mean, especially like people who send their kids to private school. It's been you know, ten a year, Like what we can do for free? I mean I don't think the people that send their kids to private schools are looking to have them home all day and teach them. I think they're probably been out of shape as it is, I would imagine. But you pay all that money, right, you pay all that money, and then

they're just around your house. Right. But I'm saying, and I'm saying, and I'm not exulting people like that. But if they have the money to send their kids to school, I don't think they're necessarily it's probably not an issue. And I don't think they're looking to have and stay home. I would think it's the opposite, actually, Kirk, I think after all this, I think people don't want to have their kids home all the time. You can just say

that again. Did you see the story about the the young lady who was a student at university in Miami and she sued the school because she didn't feel as if she wanted her she wasn't getting the same education in by like like the zoom thing, so she doing it. Yeah, and she didn't feel like she was getting her education

by the online courses that they were offering. Yeah, but like to me in college, that was always like when a student was older like when there was like an old person that took your class, who like when you wanted the classic get out and they were raising their hand one last time. You're and you're hungover, and all you want to do is choke him out, right, So that's like this the equivalent the guy you wanted cheat off of. Well there's also that, ye know, but it's true.

So you know they're like, listen, guys, how about no homework tonight? And there's that one person like I think we should stay friend, you know, that's what you're talking about. Right, Everyone's like, dude, we're in college whatever, We're home enough to worry about this Person's like, I don't feel like I'm getting my money's worth from this institution, right right? And so this woman suing the university to try to get a percentage back of what she's been paying. Yeah,

I don't notice me. She can't used to library, you can't use the student center. There's like all these things that are just that. But but would I mean, it's not the college's fault, right, it's not. Have you noticed the uptick in in in lawsuits now? Like is it like Minnesota is suing China and and somebody else is suing it, like somebody suing Governor Cuomo. It's like everyone's just like I'm not happy. So I'm just gonna sue somebody. See if I can get inning Michigan. Yeah, I think that.

I think that just points straight to the top. Dmitri. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out who I'm going to sue for a Zoom calls down the best. The best part is when we we had to go we had to go mobile for work, Like people were just like literally grabbing monitors and keyboards and stuff like it was like red It was like Red down when they're like running into the hills, like just grabbing like freaking printers and stuff, like I canna set up my home office stuff. You

were outside in the parking Wolverine that didn't grab a chair, Wolory. Hey, let me ask you this, when was the last time you golfed? Because you look like you just got off the course golf on a hat. It's not really tan. It's a little bit of red face. So I only encouraging my house for many, many many days working and I'm on my on my phone. I have little things since get outside and get sunshine. I need to get sunshine.

Side was outside having the beer with a buddy eight feet away from each other and I sat in the setting sun. So I have not played golf and not a huge golf Ricket, so I have not done it. Yeah, port Rick hasn't had time to golf and not with all the fishing and truck by. I know it's been

really tough, challenging. I will say, I feel like with this COVID stuff and being home with the family, it's like it's almost kind of that aside from right now, which the wet dog and my daughter are running around in circles, you can probably hear that, but um it, I feel like it's sort of letting into some of that family time where it's like where if you were retired, you know, or like basically it's it's just it's calmed everything down a little bit and so we're spending I'm

spending good quality time with all the kids and my wife and it's just that part's been super fun and there Yeah, I know, they just walked in. Everybody walked. A few minutes ago. He was like over talking about this. He's like he's like the best part about this is

family time. I have to say, but no, but in all series, and I feel like it's like everything's kind of obviously it's slowing down, and it's how slowed down, and like you can't go anywhere, and you, I mean, you're you gotta make you gotta barbecue, you can't go out, and you know, it's just it's it's calm things down, and you are spending more time with everybody, our families

and dad, let's just pick on dad's. Our dad's actually like taking kids on bike rids or like dads and the kids in the family room and everyone's on their device. So I went out in front of the house the other night and I took like a on chair and I put on the sidewalk and I cracked open a drink and the kids were riding their bikes out in front of the house. Problem is, then they went up the block, you know, because they wanted to come down

the little hill and then troubled down. Dude, while they were up there, these people walk by and I'm just sitting out in front of my house in a launch chair of drinking and yeah, maybe we were probably waiting for delivery guys, So it's probably he has his nest camera yeah exactly. And the kids know the kids. Yeah, the kids have a GoPro on. They're like ten blocks away. Yeah right, I got him right here. It's all good thing. I pulled up and I was like, you can grow

up and ring the doorbell. I'll come up in a minute. But speaking of food, I can't wait to go out to eat again. Man. I am dying too, even if it's just sitting at a bar and eat. I missed watching people like in person and eaves dropping on their conversation and they were awkward first states, Like I could watch that all day long. That's what guys, That's what Shane and I do when we go out for drinks. Like a lot of people like, oh, we want to

go someplace where we can you know, talk whatever. It's like, we want to be right there, like in the corner where we can just watch people and we sit there and makeup stories about him like, oh, this guy's you know, this guy's out here cheating on his wife or whatever it is, and you know it's it passes the time, good hearted fun guys. Have you guys been cooking at home? Um? You cook? So? Yeah? I cook? Yeah, I've been cooking. Actually, I thought I would barbecue more, but I've only done

that a couple of times. I've still been cooking inside. I look at to make lasagna, like cooking seriously, like it's super easy. Yeah, but it's but it's labor intensive, so that's impressive. Yeah, but no, I've been cooking tons of stuff. You're talking about, like a frozen lasagna. He's like, it's not He's like, you're just turning onto three because like a kirk, let me just whip up an easy lasagna. You know, all of a sudden your body flame, dude,

there's like sixteen layers to whatever. Let me just jump to this. You guys want you guys want me to show you the chicken Cobobs Kirke his own part on Cheese Factor. I don't know what that means. It sounded like it was some weirdif. But don't worry about it. Yeah, not the way I'm not gonna worry about I'm just trying to forget that. Now. Did you like go to like YouTube or did you just pull up a recipe? That's actually pretty funny because the first time I was like,

how am I supposed to freak me do this? So, like I know how to like cook post and I was like, how do you layer? And like the first time I actually did because I was trying to figure out, like where do you put the ricotta, where do you

put the sauce, where do you put the saucers? So like the first time I did, and I've made it three times since, but I just keep on making the exact you made with the grocery store earlier today and I was like, oh, those red and green peppers might be good in my list on it's gonna I'm gonna change that next time. Kr you got a home gym. I'm worried about you making three lasagna is a week. That's why he keeps s folly. Yeah, what noodles do you buy? What's that? What noodles? Like the hard buy

like regular in the pasta thing. It's lasagna noodles and you cook them for like eight ten minutes, and uh do you find a lot of grocery store It's actually crazy, a lot of lasagna noodles and a lot of soft noodles at the grocery store. You're like, what do you buy? The heart was that you gotta put in water? That's what we have. Like the finest postive shops in northern California. The reason this all started because I went to the

grocery store, like right when like Armageddon happened. People are like like stealing all the toilet paper, and I went into the new into the noodle islands, like the only thing it was left with lasagna. I was like, I guess I can so here. Your original intention was if I don't have toilet paper and use lasagna noodles. Yeah, once you got toilet paper, like all right, I will just make a design. It's like, I guess I can't

make Maco teas anymore. Was that he's looking at you, and you're looking at the Desagni nude, was like, this will work when I'm out of TP. What was the family's reaction when they saw the first Lasagni I bought. I bought. I bought a thing of Lasagni. You know, I take a picture and I said to a bunch of people of working, I was like, I guess I gotta literally make Lasagnia. Was like, hey, can we speaking

of can we talk about over sharing? People over sharing lately on social media, like because their home, they're like sharing way more than they need to which they do anyway. Like I had a buddy like he took a picture of his grill and he like caption. He's like, oh, little stay at home grilling. And I was like, hey, jackass, that's where you grill. You don't take your grill out like everything like this is my stay at home but stay at home reading. It's like, no, that's what you

do when you read at home. Maybe maybe he rolls it out on the sidewalk and does it. I don't know. Yeah, maybe Jesus, did you just say reading? I mean, we're good. I have friends on Facebook that read. I think. Have you guys been watching those Jordan's documentaries? That Jordan documentary that's so sweet. I didn't see the latest two that came out like this last sight. Yeah I haven't either, Okay, I'm so excited. Yeah, I watched that The Early Nighties

sound good. You know that was the Jordan years. This is the Lasagna years for spoken like a true Nuggets fan, Nuggets like chicken nuggets are dead for Nuggets and mcdues. He's got the mc dice jersey on. Hey, did you guys watch Tiger game? Yeah? Yeah, what do you think? I was waiting going to happen. We're not ruining it. I mean, the whole world's already watched. People made such a big deal out of it, and I was like, oh, I watched it. I thought it was fine. I didn't

love it. Nicolas Cage is gonna play him in the in the TV series that was kind of announced today yet out of here. Yeah. The only thing is that is that Nicolas Cage is more weird than Joe Exotics. So I was gonna say, I thought that was Nicolas Cage. I actually I actually thought Joe Exotic should play Nicolas Cage. It's gonna it's gonna be on like Lifetime Network. Yeah. Maybe. Did you guys see those YouTubers that tricked Carol Baskin

was great. They pretended to be Jimmy Fallon and they like had clips from his show, and so they held like a phone call with her and she thought she was on with Jimmy Fallon and they kept playing all this stuff and she was answering questions and stuff, and then they just at the end, it was like she pretended to be okay with it because she got duped, so she had to kind of go along with it. But that was my second favorite video of today. Today, there was also a video that the first video the

first video today was um, a little monkey. Money's on a bicycle and he's going down the road and he was big. Was the bicycle tiny? It was like it was appropriately sized. And this is such a home quarantine conversation. My second favorite video of the day was a monkey on a bicycle. He goes down the street, rips a little girl off a park You guys are all parents, This is not gonna be as funny for you guys as it was for me. Rips a little girl off

a park bench. It drags her down the street. So eventually, like adults get to the kid. It was this like a no, no, no. This was like in like another country, like this is our country. The monkeys ride bicycles. Yeah you know that country. Sure don't ride bicycles in the US, Kirk, come on. But the best thing is like the adults eventually get the kid away for the monkey, but not they don't go like running down the street like they're kind of like actual they walk down the street to

free the kid. But a little Susie. Susie has been a bad girl lately, I think apparently This is probably something that happens when you live in a weird country where monkeys ride bikes. This is probably not the first time they've seen this. All right, where are you getting these videos? By the way, they went viral? Guys? Monkeys on monkeys on bikes dot com? The Internet? Is it Instagram or is it? Uh? What is it now? Somebody

just said it to you, guys, gotcha? Got How about these these YouTubers that pulled off this giant ruse and tricked Carol Baskin And they're only number two for Shane nice to a monkey on a bicycles that took your Carol off a park bench, took a year old. That's the best, Parson. We talked about the monkeys Birnes exactly. I've heard that Nicholas cage just like the monkey. I wasn't a big fan of the Tiger King. I wasn't.

I was expecting a lot more at the end than what I had, and then he was like, oh, we're gonna have an extra episode and I turned that on. It was like interviews of that like whatever his name was, the douchebag that bought the company after, you know, like, what's his name? Got thrown in jail. His name but the Kevin guy, know, the other guy, Steve Love or whatever his name is. I don't remember, but I agree,

I think, and I didn't love. I didn't factor it in that this was oh that that guy, right, I didn't factor in that this was a quarantine and deuced recommendation because everybody talked about how good it was. So I agree, and I was like, this has gotta be amazing. So when when did Tiger King actually come out? Was it? Is it like nine months old? I mean, I'm almost

done with Ozark's and Ozark is like three years old? Well, no, Ozark started a few years back, but there's a new season, but like it's like a Chinese production and like they pretty much put it out right as it hit. Oh, I don't know. I don't I don't know. I don't know. I'll tell you this though, anything you watch after Ozark is gonna suck. I got I have like four or five more episodes ago season three? Did you guys like you love it? Is it worth watching all the seasons?

That's pretty good. I'm not a huge Bene watcher kind of person, but I mean, I got nothing else to do. My daughter, he's only a benge drinker. Yeah exactly. He doesn't have an Instagram account. He's either tick talking or he's you know, sitting outside eight feet from his buddy. Oy. So I started watching Cheers again because I love that

show about my daughter who just turned eleven. She started watching Friends because she's like, oh, I forgot man, I forgot how sexual that show was in the first few seasons, like like like three storylines in one episode is all about sex. And I was like, that's it, all right, I gotta go, I gotta watch it. We lost break. I was never the biggest friend Friends fan. I know you don't treat your friends very well. Oh even the show really yeah, I did more so than Friends. How

about Cheers? Cheers was one of my favorites at the time. Do you want to tell these guys quickly your barteting? Sorry that's a yes. Have you guys ever tended bar before? Only in my own home? Okay, So I'll just make this real quick. So I thought that that would be a cool job to have one summer, like while I was in college. So I started reading a book on how to make drinks just like rest, like a regular like bartender's recipe book, and once I memorized like three

or four drinks, I thought I had it. So I said to my father, I was like, you know, maybe I'll go out and put out an application. So I was like, yeah, I go go put out an application. So I walked into a place and there was a guy there, um the manager was there, and he's just like, what can I do for you? I was like, you know, I want to get a job here this summer attending bar.

And I thought, well, that could be another couple of months because it was like spring break time, and give me a couple of more months to like really work on this craft. And uh, he goes, the guy just called out tonight. Can you do it tonight? And I was like, oh, all right, And I'm like yeah maybe right, he goes, all you need is a tuxedo shirt. And I used to like video wedding, so I had a tuxedo shirt. So I was like, well, I got that covered.

Can we come back to that afterwards? Yeah? Absolutely. So I go home and I tell my dad, I'm like that I don't know if I should probably bail out. He was now, the only way to do it is to jump right in, so I'm like, okay, So I walk in. I have my touch Seeder shirt on a hangar. There's always like cute waitresses. It was like a party of like senior citizen like reunion type thing, but heavy drinkers. So behind the bar and then the first uh person comes up to the bars like can I get like

a gin and tonic? I'm all right, I got that. So I'm like putting it together like I put it up there. And then there's people at the bar and I'm sweating, like I'm sweating, looks I can't remember a single drink. He's like he's like. One guy was like, dude, there's not even see All of a sudden, like the one really cute waitress who was like, oh, who's the new bartender? When I walked in, all of a sudden, I was like have you ever done this before? Dude?

I was sick to my stuff. The manager had to come back there and like make drinks the whole night in bartender and I just stood next still like filling up the ice thing like a clap clean, cleaning the dirty ones pretty much. How say to my dad, I was like, what was that about? He was like, oh, I never thought you would do it last time we took advice from him. Yeah, he was terribly did it. No. I So then I worked at bars years later and then I started to do it, but but very slowly,

never jumping in on like a huge party. In fact, anytime he's got a huge party, he kind of gets the shakes and kind of, you know, has a little shell shock. The owner calls him, was like, hey, Shane, we need you to come and barge And You're like, how many people are going to show him? Is this? Is this my chance? A genitonic party of three? Yeah? Yeah, like Shane, we don't have assigned a bartender to just one table. You see, you have to make for every money. Yeah.

The problem is if you think about old people, they're like, can I get a Can I get an old fashioned? Like? I'm like muddled, like trying to muddle fruit. I don't even know what fruit goes in it. I was like, awful, what's the worst job you guys ever had? This one? Yeah?

I is one time I got condent and joining a podcast and then they only called it when the regular guys couldn't make it find out in l a every three weeks and I got coronavirus was the door dash delivery guy during COVID who insisted that the people greet you at the dar you delivered just your own house. Creepy guys make me do the nestcam dance from let's say my worst job. Uh, I mean my worst like regular job before I started working in like an industry.

I think those are probably worse. Oh yeah, I got it. I used to have to clean golf shoes at a at a country club, and so I would take golf shoes and I had to like get all the dirt out of the spikes and had like repaint them white and you know that kind of stuff. But the problem was the worst job. Yeah, the problem was that that job,

that shoe thing was in the men's locker room. Uh So all these all these old is would be walking because I guess that when you get older, When you get older, I think you are more comfortable having conversations with other men naked. Because that's what happened. The guys were just like standing around naked talking and I was just like whatever, I was fifteen, clean shoes or whatever, and I was like, oh man, worst job. I don't know.

It was like my I was kind of It was more of a training experience for the job that I had out of college. But we were like a integrated circuit company. But like I used to be sold used integrated circuits and part of sort of refurbishing them was dipping them in back into used solder, like melted solder. Rick wins. Yeah, I mean, I'm o'tkay Rick on cancer. I was just saying that I was falling asleep because

it was a boring job. Like I'm grabbing the little integrated circuit with these tweezers and I'm dipping it into this melted sawder, and I was like a training you have to put it into like this like solder flux first, like like oil or whatever, and then you dip it in there. Well, this guy is training me, and I dip it in there, and I dip it in the sawder, and the whole thing, I think job and the sawder just splattered everywhere and went all up. My arm should

have soothed those guys right there. Yeah, what unless there were two guys standing a of you with sagging balls having a conversation. I don't want to hear your pension. Yeah, I'll go Dmitri's worst job, but they're weird. No, I think Shane's is the worst because listen, mine was uncomfortable. But there's nothing worse than like having everybody looking at you and depending on you, and you're just standing there

failing and you just do anything. Yeah. Yeah, there's a feeling about it disappointing a hundred and fifty people at the same time, don't many of them it could have been their last party for many of them. I needed COVID. Then don't you mean, God, don't you don't you sort of resort or did you resort factor like the Hey, I'm just gonna for stiff cocktail and hopefully these people love it, and then they just like after two cocktails

are hammering. The didn't even know what they're drinking, whether it's water, lemonade, or scott. I think that was I think that makes sense now. Back then I was actually really trying to do a good job. So yeah, so you know, it's about the attitude. When I was in college, I was bartend and in Boston and my buddies girlfriend started she wanted to learn, so she got a job and she was training, but she had a different attitude,

so she started making drinks, same type of thing. Granted, she was like a cute girl, so she probably had a but one guy. At one point, some guy goes, that's not how you make that drink, and she goes, that's how we make it here, buddy, and she finished it and just gives it to him. It was like, yeah, I didn't say anything, alright, how about you, Kirk. I don't know. I've had really too many jobs. Um. I had one in college. It was like a summer job where we like put up um. It was like a

party rental plays. But like the guys that we worked it was basically a whole bunch of college people and a whole bunch people who worked there for like ten years. And they were like, let's here, like meth heads are in. But it was like you show up and he was like, all right, you have to like take as tent like two hours away and then go set it up in the middle of nowhere. Um, and then like you go do it. Then you go sleep in a parking line for three hours. And it was It's kind of the

weirdest job that it was. I don't know if it's a bad job, but it was just like a different company company end up going kN I mean you look, you look back and like if you've ever read it, like a dance floor or a party tent, I mean, look at the guys are coming like putting that things up, I mean yeah, yeah, and then you look over in Shane's bartending that's that's yeah. Characters get to his car

and drives away. I mean you you literally you show up in the morning and it's like eight in the morning, like all right, and they like hand out that like the manifest of what people are supposed to be, like oh cool, I'm gonna be able to go like sleep next to a golf course for three three hours today, Like you're pretty much just trying to figure out how you're going to screw over the company. So Rick Rick burned his arm. Shaan was humiliated in front a bunch

of people. I had to stand there, well naked men talked while I cleaned their shoes, and your worst word was you going to take a nap in a car that's pretty much out a rough one. It's nice to see you were able to bounce back baby steps. Yeah. Do you have in the oven right now? Ready to go? Yeah? I haven't really talked to anybody more in other an hour. So I gotta go nice I'm kidding. I was like, where you have to go? Room? I had a hundred and three steps today. It was awesome. Tomorrow I'm gonna

break it nice back. Yeah, he drives to the lake, he walks to the ship's line. Is it he have to walk? Oh? No, you just back the truck down on the lake and then you fish out the back. You know you need to touch the ground. I don't know, man, do you guys think it would be easy to date during this, like, not date, but to be single? I'm single. I mean I'm not single anymore, but I'm dating right now. It's horrible. You know, he makes why do you think

he makes? Why do you think he makes three lasagnas? Yeah? I've been separated for two years and now we're getta be personally. Gosh, I didn't want to do this. Um your chair up a little bit. Yeah, you're not recording this? Sorry? No never never, no, no never never. But it sucks, like yeah, social social dating is not or social distance datium is not very it's not very fun. So if if you on line, can you walk us through it? Actually,

I do mind. Okay, well this was nice social I don't mean you personally, but so, for instance, are you on a dating app? I guess that would be your personally. They would have been dating someone for a couple of months. But it's like, when when is this all gonna end? When we get back to the normal win? Can we go to bar? When can we uh go travel? And you know, have a vacation things like that. So it's it's okay, so you're dating someone, you're not looking like

dating different people? Look, but I hear you, Like, what about people who are on like Tinder, you know whatever, um find someone? Yeah? What about people who made for two months and then they try and set something up? So yeah, people that just moved in together, that's gotta be tough. Where they don't get a break at all, that's gotta be rough. I know someone that it wasn't

a romantic thing, but they just moved in. They got a new roommate like a week before this happened, so then they were stuck in the new place with the roommate. What have you been married for fifteen years? I mean you've been married ye, Well that's the other side of the spectrum, right, Yeah, so talk talk us through that, Rick hypothetically, I don't really have anything to say about it. But yeah, let's go back to Kirk. Kirk, let's answer

the question. Henry Winkler was on CBS Sunday morning, and you know, he was talking about his long time marriage and he was saying that even the two of them that have been married for forty something years, it's difficult even though he's got this great relationship, because humans aren't meant to be together that closely. No two humans should be together that closely for that long, like we are

in quarantine. So he was talking about that. But UM, buddy of minds a divorce attorney, and he said, when Um, when China like sort of lifted its restrictions, then that they had record numbers people filing for divorce. That's what that's what they say. They say that the divorce lawyers are going to be in in booming business. Canna be

booming for a long time after this. UM. I think it's funny people that people people that work with UM I have never seen like their significant other, like how they are at work and then when they're working from home and you hear them on the phone, you know, the people that are like, oh, of a sudden, you realize like your your wife or your husband is like, okay, let's circle back on this, and then like they start using linko, like all right, if I'm being told honest,

sometimes my wife used his phrases on her work calls where I'm like, if this was my boss us things that work, I'd be like, shut the funk up. Your wife was like, oh my god, you're an asshole at work. Also, yeah, well you know she knew that though. Yeah, I think it would be hard trying to like plan a date, go out and do any of that kind of stuff. I mean, at some point, wouldn't you just forfeit the rules like break quarantine? I mean yeah, I mean, well, um, I mean, how he has kids, so I think he

has to be super careful about that. I mean, you look at the people who brooke quarantine down and a Honeyton beach last week. You know, it's like eight sucking jackasses on one little sideblock and one guy has his iPhone on it and like cc CNN like blastom, Like California is totally into sarray. Everyone's on the beach, you know. I mean it's like two thousand jackasses, and like everybody else in California is doing what they're supposed to be doing.

You know, well, I mean that you saw Georgia they opened back up and within twenty four hours they had a thousand new cases or two thousand new cases. It's like you the data and how that data gets pushed out and he's supposed to be the day is supposed to come out with twenty four hours, but it's like, oh, is that data three days old? Me? And like just dumping on Saturday because some county that doesn't have the internet like pushed all their numbers for it. So I'm

not a conspiracy very person at all. But no, not at all. There's just so much. There's just no like centralized way to like capture all this stuff. Where are you on the JFK assassination one single bullet? He's on the grass. What's the deal with those UFO videos that came out? Did never see those the ones that looked like a tie fighter. I mean it's a tie fighter, right. It looks like all the government and everyone's like, oh

my god. The government finally released UFO videos and admitted that they think they're UFOs, and and it all gets buried, and I'm like, I don't know. I'm so used to seeing things that aren't real like that, So I mean it's it's no monkey on a bicycle, but I thought it was interesting because that's real and awesome. Was that Shane's number three video of the day. I wish I saw it. I would put it on the list. That was number three, Shane, Well, I no, it wasn't a

video from today, but a couple of days ago. Did you see the video of Mike Tyson back in the ring. Yes, that's fantastic. The scary thing is the scary thing is all four of us actually saw that video. Yeah, that was awesome. Senior tour. Like they haven't golf, that'd be awesome a senior boxing tour. It's Mike Tyson versus a monkey on a bicycle. Perfect. He looked good though, he

really Yeah, I mean, that guy's always wit. That guy has always been like a machine though, I know, but like lately because he's got that weed, like that Tyson weed or whatever that is, Tyson ranch, it's kind of I felt like that slowed him down a little bit. But then he gets in the ring. He looks amazing. What does he doing He smokes weed? Yeah, he's I'm sure it's he's a partner in this uh Tyson ranch, yeah place, all right, so he's like smoking it like NonStop,

at least at least option Toby. Let's see. Maybe since he's fighting again, he's probably off the weed. You may have. Well, he's training a little angry. I mean, if I'm gonna fight Mike Sis now, I wanted to be all smoked up. Yeah,

oh of course, Oh yeah, totally focused fellas. Since uh, since my bucket of beers is empty and none of you guys are drinking, I think I'm just gonna rather than filling up, I think I'm just gonna go awesome all right, Yeah, I'm gonna actually go now now, after this call and talking to you guys, I'm gonna go celebrate and have a cocktail. I think you want to come over here? No, I don't know, Wins the lasagn you're ready, Ibs. Yeah, alright, so this is nice stuff. Allas,

It was good. It's always good to everyone. Yeah. Likewise, Shane, we'll come down to l A and where with you guys one night. Yeah, coming down when we listen to those awkward uh you know he cheating out his wife's conversations. What do you guys, and we'll go sit the bar together and makes fun of people. What are you guys doing on Thursday,