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How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhousewww.howlonggone.com
How Long Gone is a bi-coastal elite podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart. CB and TJ deliver their takes on pop culture, fashion, music, and more. With three new episodes a week, you've got more than enough content to soak up.

Episodes

802. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason was in Lake Tahoe. We chat about half-marathon nipple chafing, total body deodorant, Fox News reply guys, Gen Z doesn't want to start a bar tab, getting good at Googling, four-named graphic designers, the religious undertones of matcha raves in Dubai, how Timmy got Kylie out to Indiana on a Saturday night, Taylor reheated her masters just in time for her first child, and what is an audiobook if not a very long podcast? twitter.com/donetodeath...

Jun 02, 20251 hr 10 min

801. - Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum is an actor and musician currently living in Florence, Italy, but speaking with us today from the Carlyle Hotel in New York City. His newest record, Jeff Goldblum & The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra's Still Blooming, is out now. We chat about a Thom Browne party, an Echo Park book party, and a dinner at Baby Bistro, Jeff has two different smoothies going while we record, big floppy bow ties, who helps him with his wardrobe, bespoke wingtips, his Canadian gymnast wife, his sons are ...

May 30, 20251 hr 16 min

800. - Rico Nasty

Rico Nasty is a musician currently living in Los Angeles. Her newest record, LETHAL, is out now. We chat about Todd Chrisley's first day out, the 2025 American Music Awards, The Rehearsal finale, Halloween decorations, her assistant's duties, selling feet pics, Lil Wayne and Lil B, Elle Fanning, her unique genealogy, Puerto Rican music, teaching her kid how to microwave, and the current state of his iPad, how far she will go to rhyme to words together, she's a barb, Azealia Banks Twitter, her YM...

May 28, 20251 hr 25 min

799. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about a recent Daily Mail post about our Jake Tapper episode last month, is it gay to tell your homie goodnight? Kevin Morby's breakfast sandwich, Caesar Salad Propaganda, the world is discovering Adrien Brody's fine art, sculptor Brad Pitt, a dissection of Chris Martin's scoop-neck tops, if Russel Brand is Wario, then who is his Mario? Skims pierced nipple bra, Kris Jenner's new face, Tom Cruise actually does all...

May 26, 20251 hr 5 min

798. - Jonathan Parks-Ramage

Jonathan Parks-Ramage is a writer from Los Angeles. His critically acclaimed debut novel YES, DADDY (HarperCollins) was named one of the best queer books of 2021. His second novel, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD (Bloomsbury), is out June 3rd. We chat about Diddy's applesauce burger, Kid Cudi aura farming at the courthouse, Jony Ive's potential wearables, which necklaces to wear as a top, being shirtless at events, straight guy bodies, hot Ojai murder cults, Ryan Murphy's The Shards, another cuppa...

May 23, 20251 hr 17 min

797. - Biz Sherbert

Biz Sherbert is a writer, pop culture reporter, and cohost of the podcast Nymphet Alumni. We chat with her from her home in London about Alexander Skarsgård's gay-for-pay at Cannes, in defense of CEOs, Skullcandy earbuds, the southern restaurant "Cookout, " Chris being a "nugget tray menace," good foods for jail, the Baldwin family legacy, phone case beef, her level of patriotism, whether men should be allowed to do pilates, the genre of music known as "pots & pans," and a fashion scene repo...

May 21, 20251 hr 10 min

796. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Jackson Hole, WY, and Jason is home in Glendale. We discuss how early is too early in the day to wash your car, a trip to the OC, the Citizen, and NextDoor apps, the fertility clinic bombing in Palm Springs, Raising Cane's in the Middle East, Chris' running retreat, extreme activities for extreme people, trouble at Taylor Swift's lake house, the Foo Fighters just lost a foo, when the sound of someone eating drives one to a murderous rage, Chris adopted a TJ trav...

May 19, 20251 hr 7 min

795. - Shirley Manson

Shirley Manson is a singer and songwriter, most notably from the band Garbage, whose new record, Let All That We Imagine Be the Light, is out May 30th. We chat with Shirley from her home in Los Angeles about Diddy updates, DJ Akademiks, Esq., Chris is flying out of Newark tomorrow, walking in Los Angeles without a dog, octopuses are sentient beings, what she listens to in the MRI machine, how Chris cleans his bathroom, her shower schedule, sloppy seconds, when she gets nervous, streaming revenue...

May 16, 20251 hr 19 min

794. - Molly Jong-Fast

Molly Jong-Fast is a writer, journalist, political commentator, host of the Fast Politics podcast, and author of the new memoir, How to Lose Your Mother. We chat about dehydration, RFK taking a dip in a diarrhea creek, Arcade Fire's fashion choices, her botox routine, Steve Madden's jail time, her Diet Coke habit, her kid's political leanings, getting sober at 19, the mid-90s NY bar scene, hairless dogs, the birthday cake at San Vicente Bungalows, LA vs. NY AA meeting edition, the Sultan Of Brun...

May 14, 20251 hr 19 min

793. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Atlanta, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about TJ's time at the Just Like Heaven festival, credential distribution, Slayer roadcases, melting electronics, Cento Raw Bar, Crunch Master crackers, Kanye's HH, fake Pitchfork scores, Keith McNally's memoir, a rainy walk of shame for Chris, intersexual marriage, and TJ has yet another way to save the crumbling film industry. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad ...

May 12, 20251 hr 6 min

792. - Eugene Kotlyarenko

Director, screenwriter, and HLG fan favorite Eugene Kotlyarenko returns to chat about the female manosphere, West Village people, new Pope, podcast award at The Golden Globes, Trader Joe's tote bags, his Mugler collection, two-factor authentication, chef-coded fashion, Guy Ritchie's Aladdin, how he creates long-form content for ADD audiences, cancellation kink, Airbnb hidden cams, ideal ways to die, Kobe Bryant, canned oxygen, planet medicine and wellness retreats, and his thoughts on numerology...

May 09, 20251 hr 24 min

791. - Lynette Nylander

Lynette Nylander, the Executive Digital Director at Harper's Bazaar, joins us to discuss all things Met Gala. We chat about GQ's afterparty, steampunk's influence, dandyism, Bad Bunny's hat, Louis Hamilton is in the market for a new beard, Pharrell needs to pull his shoes up, can Rocky get too pretty? Big Latto Sweeney, our best and worst looks, Rosa Parks underwear, LV facial scars, Jeremy Allen White's face and body, turquoise grills, Lorde's rectangle, and we discuss who deserved the invite t...

May 07, 20251 hr 22 min

790. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Miami for F1, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Carbone Beach, gorilla vs men, TJ's peculiar eating habits, traveling too far for food, an F1 doppleganger, TJ hit the club last night, mushroom chocolates, toxic matcha crop top, Uber Black conspiracies, Stagecoach aftershocks, watching the Met Ball alone on your couch isn't dark, Dua Lipa's 4 Charles doggie bag, eating dessert alone, protein Cheerios, and we bond over some Joe Budden podcast topics. tw...

May 05, 20251 hr 8 min

789. - Aminé

Aminé is a musician from Portland, OR, currently living in Los Angeles. His new record, 13 Months Of Sunshine, is out soon. We chat about wine, St. Augustine, FL, fat guy in a short shirt, we promise to pivot away from sports next week, leaking albums, whiteboarding, recording deep in Mexico, rock climbing wall in the studio, Young Thug's Black Portland mixtape, Delta One lounge has free food, Etheopia scene report, his routine for every time he drops a new song, where he gets in sandwich in LA,...

May 02, 20251 hr 19 min

787. - Jon Buscemi

Jon Buscemi is a designer and entrepreneur known for his luxury shoe brand, TRUFF hot sauce, and our friend Uncle Paulies, to name a few. We chat about MJ Lenderman's parents, Chris' EV road trip, his favorite Chinese restaurant,, maybe in America, restaurant critic fashion, Din Tai Fung vs. Hillstone, legacy NY nightlife, why people go to Stagecoach, Jon makes a case for golf, the kind of car you need to drive in Palm Beach, FL, healthy patriotism, how to navigate a food festival, and why he co...

Apr 30, 20251 hr 17 min

786. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and TJ is home in Glendale. We chat about edging produce, participatory desserts, milk drinking on Netflix's Love is Blind, every pill has its own flavor, a new ick, Matty Healey's house party, Chris rode his first CityBike, we predict "Songs Summer," when you order Postmates to the wrong address, luxiry fashion courrier services, Jax's sixth sense for finding cocaine, Gwyneth is back on the boule, MJ Lenderman needs a haircut, and Chris is driving a B...

Apr 28, 20251 hr 8 min

785. - David Gelb (Chef's Table)

David Gelb is the director and creator of Chef's Table and Jiro Dreams of Sushi. We chat with him about reaching peak Goggins, a bad tipper, Lorde In The Park, how to get kicked out of a sushi restaurant, the most expensive restaurant in the world, the best way to eat horse, how much to hit with Alcaraz for an hour, Apple's The Studio and the death of satire, we debate the concept of telling a story with food, Jiro post fame, his dad has more Emmys than he does, temple food for white people, zen...

Apr 25, 20251 hr 11 min

784. - This Is Lorelei

Nate Amos, aka This Is Lorelei, is a musician from the band Water From Your Eyes, whose critically acclaimed solo record, Box For Buddy, Box For Star, gets a deluxe edition featuring new versions of his songs with MJ Lenderman, Snail Mail, and his own dad. We chat about Letterman's op-ed, Kanye's cousin, moving to Bed Stuy, Venezuelan street food, cursed homes and sleep paralysis demons, the flavor profile of a "white" Monster energy drink, smoking while doing pushups as a way to quit smoking we...

Apr 23, 20251 hr 14 min

783. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is at Coachella. We chat about 420 falling on Easter this year, low ticket sales, Chance vs. Wiz, how to save the movie industry, white creamy, housemade saltines, Coachella fashion report, sipping on the nineteen-fourty-Gou, the Green Day vs. Charli battle wages on, cocaine and mushroom music, the Patek in the Paddock, the sign language guy signing sexual lyrics, Coachella week 1 vs. week 2, Prince St. Pizza humiliation ritual, and Chris is ...

Apr 21, 20251 hr 4 min

782. - Panda Bear

Noah Lennox, aka Panda Bear, is a musician from Baltimore currently living in Lisbon. He's known for his work with the band Animal Collective, as well as collaborations with artists such as Daft Punk. His newest record, the highly acclaimed Sinister Grift, is out now on Domino. We chat about what to eat and watch on TV when staying at a mid-level Hilton near a secondary market, Oreo dunking, legacy protein bars, SNL mocking one's tooth size, how his son watches TV, the Rolling Stone - Pitchfork ...

Apr 18, 20251 hr 6 min

781. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about influencer gifting, Netflix clothing, we review some Coachella looks, Klarna festival tickets, HBO's Hacks' Glendale-centric plotlines, Benson Boone Behavior, backflipping DJs, the world was a better place when we had to pay a cover charge, how to get Bieber back on top, wearing Kanye merch in 2025, the prase "old work," Karrueche fine self, "skipping" as a form of cardio, why Waymo? Gwyneth Paltrow's return...

Apr 16, 20251 hr 6 min

780. - Bon Iver

Bon Iver is a musician from Wisconsin. His new record, SABLE, fABLE, is out now on Jagjaguar. We spoke with him live from his home studio, and the whole interview can be found in video form on our YouTube page. We chat about Bernie at Coachella, April 1st should be New Years Day, numerology, our Culver's order, loose cheese in the tourvan, meat and gun raffles, sourkraut, his ability to lay low in LA, brand collabs on albums, Normatec recovery, our favorite whiskey, our thoughts on Bob Dylan, wh...

Apr 14, 20251 hr 28 min

779. - Car Seat Headrest

Car Seat Headrest is a band from Seattle. Their newest record, The Scholars, is out soon on Matador Records. We spoke with Will Toledo from the band about the bizarre crime scene involving Weezer's bassist's wife, Will's antiquated ways, the muck of industry dealings, writing a rock opera, really long songs, his favorite Radiohead record, particular eating habits, histamines, we need to suffer a bit more, Will teaches Chris how to reset his chi, his gut health, autistic artwork and critters, and...

Apr 11, 20251 hr 13 min

788 . - David Owen

David Owen and his wife, Angela, run the popular resource, IDEA Books. He's a friend and full of great stories of early internet life in London. We chat with him about Chris in Milan, the menswear street fight at UNIQLO, the music of TOOL, how he uses Chat GPT to write, we score his apocalyptic Russian mob screenplay, our thoughts on veneers, the first time they slowed down a cover song for a melodramatic movie trailer, his semenal television career, ideas in general, how his dad watched the cri...

Apr 09, 20251 hr 20 min

777. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, recorded live from the Lismore Hotel in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. We chat about recording an episode with Bon Iver at his home, we decide where to eat lunch after recording, nicotine toothpicks, we saw Bob Dylan live, Bon Iver's dad taught us about meat raffles and other regional gambling, bar pies and butter burgers, and we learn some more Delta 360 insights. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

Apr 07, 202559 min

776. - DJ Python

DJ Python returns to the pod after quickly becoming a listener favorite. His new record, i was put on this earth, is out now on XL Recordings. We chat about Kanye on livestream, Mark McGuire's coffee habits, speakerphone at Sweetgreen, a tour of his boudoir, a flight freakout in real time, Popeye's in Dubai, he lost his virginity on a cruise, hosting the Oscars, union woes, soundcheck is easy with a USB stick, how to stay up until 7 am without caffeine, how he looks sitting in first class, he'd ...

Apr 04, 20251 hr 19 min

775. - Jake Tapper

Jake Tapper is the lead Washington anchor for CNN, writer, and host of the United States of Scandal show. We chat about a Marfan detour, the politicization of Morgan Wallen exiting the SNL stage, how Trump’s tarriffs will affect designer dog sales, the DC dining scene, his love of convertible SUVs, our White Lotus finale predictions, his unusual collectables, borscht just tastes better in Ukraine, podcast's effects on television, his son likes police, Mike White's first show from 2001, interview...

Apr 02, 20251 hr 14 min

774. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Marfa, TX, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about R.I.P. Young Scooter, Time Zone etiquette, a new celebrity dating rumor, Chris rented a Ford Expedition for his Texan commute, Jason DJ'd a party next door to Wil.I.Am's studio, we rank the celebrity doctors, Severance and the Seth Rogan Apple shows, creative jobs are earned not given, when we learned that we're not talented, Eartheater pissing on stage, TJ predicts the next MAGA trend, and Elon found a che...

Mar 31, 20251 hr 2 min

773. - Sophie Kemp

Sophie Kemp is a writer from New York. Her buzzing debut novel, Padadise Logic, is out today. We chat about sunburn treatments, Chris got to wear a nametag around Michael Bloomberg, guys playing Spike Ball at the beach, Russian propaganda, the cover of her book could be considered misleading, the ins and outs of Brooklyn co-ops, she found The Row trousers for $50 at Beacons, showing her Nympho Sex Memoir to her dad, stand up comedy vs. poetry slams at Burger King, its hot when a guy smokes crack...

Mar 28, 20251 hr 13 min

772. - Chris & Jason

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and TJ is in Hawaii. We chat about our emoji usage, Erewhon hotel pop-ups, emotional support water bottles, buying out the bar from seat 39C, a Hawaiian musician playing covers at the gastropub, getting lei'd, Jake Gyllenhaal's Broadway "gut reno," competitive Sauana mastery, Chris went to a breadless i-D Magazine dinner at Raf's, death to false Birkin distressing, a review of the Graydon Carter memoir, and TJ did some shirtless driving. twitter.com/do...

Mar 26, 20251 hr 5 min
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