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Housewarming

Marty Smiley & Nat Damenadiamantina.com.au
This is a podcast for a generation of frustrated renters doing their best to keep the lights on. Hosted in an inner city bedroom by flatmates/besties Marty and Nat, each week they’ll uncover the good, the bad and the juiciest stories of shared living. From dodgy landlords to dead plants, from pillow pooping pets to housemates that never flush. Ongoing house issues will be resolved while also delving into their guests. Join them as they hear about dreaded fridge thieves, a naked sleepwalker, passive aggressive group chats, dysfunctional cleaning rosters and disgruntled neighbours. Plus, why did Marty use Nat’s toothbrush two weeks ago? It’s a housewarming party, one guest at a time and it’s all on a quest to find out what we’re all like to live with...Come on in, doors open.
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Episodes

Bin Night - A Thief Among Us

In this Bin Night episode we are joined by Tan. Tan's housemate took the rent money and spent it on himself... The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging. Make sure to join the Facebook group to be a part of the show! Follow @Housewarming on Instagram , Tik-Tok & Twitter for extra content and sketches See omnystudio.com/listene...

Jun 15, 202217 minSeason 3Ep. 20

Bin Night - Xmas Lights

For this weeks Bin Night episode, we're joined by mark who was voted best neighbour in his suburb and received an underwhelming gift for his efforts. The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging. Make sure to join the Facebook group to be a part of the show! Follow @Housewarming on Instagram , Tik-Tok & Twitter for extra content ...

Jun 08, 202219 minSeason 3Ep. 19

Kitchen Fails - Recipe Disasters

Welcome to Kitchen Fails, a brand new series of Housewarming. In this 3 part series, we bring you the stories of peoples misfortunes and shortcomings in the kitchen and it's all brought to you by VOLY, The instant groceries app. This is our last episode in this series and we're closing it out with some of horror recipe disasters. we can all relate to this one. If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDS...

Jun 01, 202219 minSeason 3Ep. 18

Bin Night - Cheating Daddy

We're back with Bin Nights and this week we have Ben who caught his housemates dad committing adultery. Would he remain silent and protect his secret? only one way to find out* *Listen to the episode If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and al...

May 25, 202220 minSeason 3Ep. 17

Kitchen Fails - Explosions

Welcome to Kitchen Fails, a brand new series of Housewarming. In this 3 part series, we bring you the stories of peoples misfortunes and shortcomings in the kitchen and it's all brought to you by VOLY, The instant groceries app. This is episode two and this week we're covering two kitchen explosions that both had disastrous outcomes... If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2...

May 18, 202218 minSeason 3Ep. 16

Rent Money, Dead Money w/ Concetta Caristo

Concetta Caristo, one half of the Big Natural Talents podcasts steps into the housewarming ring and we give her boyfriend a surprise phone call... If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects...

May 11, 202256 minSeason 3Ep. 15

Kitchen Fails - Cuts & Injuries

Welcome to Kitchen Fails, a brand new series of Housewarming. In this 3 part series, we bring you the stories of peoples misfortunes and shortcomings in the kitchen and it's all brought to you by VOLY, The instant groceries app. In our first episode we're joined by two callers who both got injured in the kitchen, one involving a vegan cake and the other, a Jar of salsa. If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/form...

May 04, 202219 minSeason 3Ep. 14

Communal Cigarettes w/ Dave Woodhead

Dave Woodhead is dropping in this week and we discover his unconventional method for acquiring a bed and sharing ciggies. If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present ...

Apr 27, 202247 minSeason 3Ep. 13

Bin Night - Sex Harmonies

Chloe is our caller for bin night this week and her housemates decided to get creative in making their new roommate comfortable whilst doing the "deed" If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our res...

Apr 20, 202217 minSeason 3Ep. 12

Noisy Neighbour w/ Gabbi Bolt

Gabbi Bolt is our guest this week and we finally find out what emergency caused her to reschedule our recording. Gabbi also performs a song we can all relate to... If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we...

Apr 13, 20221 hrSeason 3Ep. 11

Bin Night - Unrequited Love

What would you do if you let your housemate borrow your car and it was used in a crime? Our caller this week had this exact situation happen to him... If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our resp...

Apr 06, 202218 minSeason 3Ep. 10

My Yia-Yia w/ Alexei Toliopoulos

This weeks guest is notorious film buff and podcaster Alexei Toliopoulos! Alexei has famously lived at home well into adulthood so did he live with his mum or was his mum living with him? If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be...

Mar 30, 202254 minSeason 3Ep. 9

Bin Night - False Accusation

What would you do if you let your housemate borrow your car and it was used in a crime? Our caller this week had this exact situation happen to him... If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our resp...

Mar 23, 202216 minSeason 3Ep. 8

Chair Thief w/ Lewis Hobba

Lewis Hobba stops by to hold us accountable for waiting 3 seasons before asking him to be a guest. Marty and Lewis finally have their cases heard in court in regards to the tru owner of an ergonomic chair. If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, ...

Mar 16, 202256 minSeason 3Ep. 7

Bin Night - Older Housemate

This weeks Bin Night features guest caller Velvet and her experience living with a much much older housemate... If you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present and emergi...

Mar 09, 202218 minSeason 3Ep. 6

Domestic DJ w/ Jade Le Flay

Jade Le Flay is dropping in this week to chat Man caves, manipulative housemates and star signs. if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging. Make sure t...

Mar 02, 202244 minSeason 3Ep. 5

Bin Night - High Cat

This weeks bin night features Jemima who's roommates got her cat accidentally stoned... if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging. Make sure to join th...

Feb 23, 202223 minSeason 3Ep. 4

International Nanny w/ Danielle Walker

This week we're joined by stand up comedian and talented illustrator, Danielle Walker! Danielles life has led to her living in rural Queensland, au pairing in London, moving to Melbourne and now living in Sydney. We're hoping to know what being an Au pair in London is like and we have a caller who discovered something strange in their freezer. if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRk...

Feb 16, 202251 minSeason 3Ep. 3

Bin Night - Anti-Vaxxer Landlord

This weeks episode of Bin Nights features a caller who was asked to move out by her housemate for being vaccinated... if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present and ...

Feb 09, 202218 minSeason 3Ep. 2

Bedroom Musical w/ Tom Cardy

We're back for season 3 baby!! We've had a crazy summer and we're so ready for 2022 and season 3 of Housewarming! For our first episode, we're joined by none other than social media sensation and musical comedian, Tom Cardy. Tom lives with some friends of ours so we hit them up to get dirt on Tom, Martys also hoping that Tom can use his sound engineering expertise to resolve the mysterious hum that plagues his room. Hot Pot Song adapted from “Green Man” written and performed by WAWAWOW. if you'd...

Feb 02, 202257 minSeason 3Ep. 1

Bin Night - The Block: Supernatural Edition.

CHEERS TO SEASON 2! It's our final episode of season 2 and thank you for joining us for the ride. For our final ep, we're joined by serial prankster Celina, who after doing some renovations on her home decided to leave a surprise for any future tenants... if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of...

Oct 31, 202119 minSeason 2Ep. 38

Bin Night - STUCCO

This wee Nat and Marty deep dive into the ins and outs of living in a co-op sharehouse. THIS. IS. STUCCO. if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging. Ma...

Oct 24, 202119 minSeason 2Ep. 37

Bin Night - Porsche Driving Intruder

We've all left the bins out on the street longer than we intended to but has someone ever broken into your home to tell you to take em back in? if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to...

Oct 17, 202117 minSeason 2Ep. 36

Bin Night - Craigslist Masseuse

What would you do if you discovered your roommate was running an illegal massage parlour out of your house? if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging. ...

Oct 10, 202117 minSeason 2Ep. 35

Bin Night - Squatter Alert

This weeks bin night episode fearures mike and his tale of a USS, an Unidentified Smoking Squatter. if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging. Make sur...

Oct 03, 202122 minSeason 2Ep. 34

Bin Night - Pink Panther Saxophonist

It's the return of Bin Nights!! Hope you've enjoyed the Sunday confessions series but Bin Nights is back and we're kicking it off again with a bang. This week, we're calling Lindsey in LA who, in the midst of the pandemic, discovered her next door neighbours love for the pink panther theme song... if you'd like to enter our our My Kitchen Sucks competition, send us your story at the below link! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/144IDSma6fJUMN7A9XacyRkeo0JJal2HnVQgu-sDs818/edit The podcast would li...

Sep 26, 202116 minSeason 2Ep. 33

Olympic Village w/ Harry Garside

It's our final episode of season 2 baby and we're saying goodbye with a bang! Joining us for our final ep is Olympic bronze medallist, Harry Garside. He's just returned from Tokyo and spet 2 weeks in hotel quarantine. So we want to find out how it feels to be in hotel quarantine and mainly, whats it like living in the olympic village. The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land and we pay our...

Sep 22, 202142 minSeason 2Ep. 32

Sunday Confessions - What's Your Name Again?

Welcome to Sunday Confessions by Housewarming podcast brought to you by Saintly Hard Seltzer We're on a mission to find Australia's Juiciest share house confessions. Each week, our listeners will be stepping into the confession booth and revealing their secrets... Nick calls in to tell us about a the time he once asked his roommates for their name, forgot and then didnt ask again for months to the point he referred to them by their nationality. The podcast would like to acknowledge the tradition...

Sep 19, 202117 minSeason 2Ep. 31

Missing Roommate w/ Lucy Smith

Triple J's Lucy Smith joins us for our first ever zoom recording! Lucy grew up in Wollongong and her passion for music led her to working at FBI radio and now hosts the morning show at Triple J. We have her on the show to find out how her housemates deal with her working crazy hours for radio and how to deal ith dreaded share house group chat drama. The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place. It is, and always will be, Aboriginal land...

Sep 15, 202134 minSeason 2Ep. 30

Sunday Confessions - 11:11

Welcome to Sunday Confessions by Housewarming podcast brought to you by Saintly Hard Seltzer We're on a mission to find Australia's Juiciest share house confessions. Each week, our listeners will be stepping into the confession booth and revealing their secrets... This week, Chris was a victim of a beer bandit. So he got revenge in the best way he knew how... manipulating her using astrology. The podcast would like to acknowledge the traditional owners of the land where the recording takes place...

Sep 12, 202112 minSeason 2Ep. 29
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