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Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast

Bored Teachers w/ Jess Smithwww.boredteachers.com

The day to day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists and just need a laugh or moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

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Episodes

Teachers Love Uninterrupted School Lunches

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! In this riotously funny episode, Vinny and Jess crank up the heat and take us on a wild ride through the world of education. Hold on tight as we kick off the show with a fiery Hot Takes segment, debating the controversial issue of reading Dr. Seuss during Read Across America Week. Will we agree, or will our opinions be as different as Thing 1 and Thing 2? In the Hot or Not segment, Vinny shares his passionate love for the elusive, uninterrupted teacher lu...

Apr 03, 202337 minSeason 3Ep. 7

The Highs and Lows of Themed Classrooms

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! Join us as we share our hilarious and unfiltered opinions on themed classrooms. While Vinny loves to go overboard with his classroom theme, Jess can't stand it when teachers turn their classrooms into a bulletin board circus. Things get even more outrageous as Vinny confesses his love for crop-dusting students and shares his disdain for "peacock" teachers in this week's edition of Hot or Not. Meanwhile, Jess gets real about her anxiety over in-person meet...

Mar 27, 202331 minSeason 3Ep. 6

American Teachers vs. British Teachers

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with your conductors, Vinny and Jess! In this wild and hilarious episode, we're chugging full steam ahead into Hot Takes where we're diving deep into the realm of teacher mentors, from the good and the great to the downright useless. Join us as we share our thoughts, experiences, and maybe even throw some shade! And in Hot or Not, things are heating up as we discuss "students that share the tea" and why they're our heroes in the classroom. What's not hot? ...

Mar 20, 202335 minSeason 3Ep. 5

Uncovering Teacher Influencer Lies

Hop back aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Vinny and Jess this week as we uncover all the lies teacher influencers are telling the public at large. To kick things off, in Hot Takes we are talking about teacher influencers still pretending to be in the classroom. Turns our that you don't need to make being a teacher your entire personality and you don't need to fake it to be cool. In Hot or Not Vinny talks about the greatness of chill parents and the absolute horror of in-class observation...

Mar 13, 202333 minSeason 3Ep. 4

Is it Time to Ban Dress Codes in Schools?

Vinny and Jess are back on the Hot Mess Teacher Express is back in the station to talk dress code drama. We start things off with Hot Takes on former teachers giving professional development seminars at schools. You might be surprised what we have to say. In Hot or Not, Vinny finds teacher drama to be on the border of Hot and Not. As long as we aren't involved, teacher drama is very entertaining. One thing we know for sure is that Teacher besties to share the drama with is VERY hot! US vs. UK is...

Mar 06, 202330 minSeason 3Ep. 3

The Teachers Pay Teachers Battle

Jess and Vinny are back to conduct the Hot Mess Teacher Express, taking you on a journey to discover why the battle over Teachers Pay Teachers rages on. Is it helpful or just a product of a system that leaves teachers desperate for additional sources of income? We'll give you our Hot Takes. Vinny fills us in on what's Hot or Not when it comes to students blaming technology for blank homework assignments, and teachers being overly honest with their students. And in the US vs. UK segment, we talk ...

Feb 27, 202328 minSeason 3Ep. 2

Why Teachers Should Really Stop Using Students in Content

We are BACK with SEASON 3 of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast and we have a very special surprise for you... the show is adding a dear friend and hilarious comedian, Mr. Vinny Thomas (@MrThomasEnglish)! AND we've added all new segments this season, including: Hot Takes: where we talk about hot topics in education and teacher life US vs. UK: where we'll compare (and bicker) differences between teaching in the UK vs. US Grinds Our Gears: when you get to hear us (well, mostly Vinny) vent about ...

Feb 20, 202345 minSeason 3Ep. 1

The Hot Mess Teacher Express First Year Teacher Survival Guide

Jess shares her experience as a first year teacher and the valuable lessons she wishes she had known before starting. Listen in if you're considering a career in teaching or currently navigating their first year in the classroom. Learn from Jess's trials and triumphs, and start your teaching journey off on the right foot as you get valuable first year teacher advice, tips for becoming a teacher, and what we would consider to be essential information for starting teaching. Support the show: https...

Jan 16, 202325 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Why Teachers Throw in the Towel

Jess takes you on a wild ride through the highs and lows of teaching while tackling a topic that's all too familiar for many teachers: why they quit. From overwhelming workloads, to life changes, to the challenges of working with students, teaching can be a tough gig. Jess shares her honest experiences and stories about why she and other teachers have decided to throw in the towel. So if you're a teacher feeling burnt out or just looking for a good laugh, listen in for some much-needed relief an...

Jan 09, 202321 minSeason 2Ep. 7

The Impact of the COVID-19 Pandemic on Teaching

Jess puts on her business blazer this week to talk about the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic on the world of education. From the sudden shift to online learning to changes in expectation for students, we explore the many ways in which the pandemic disrupted our education system. Whether you're a teacher, a student, or a parent, this episode will give you a glimpse of how the pandemic will shape the future of teaching and learning in schools across the nation. Jess ends the show on a positive not...

Jan 02, 202319 minSeason 2Ep. 6

The Things Teachers Really Shouldn't Do

Jump back on board the Hot Mess Teacher Express as we dive headfirst into all the things that Jess would never do as a teacher. Get first-hand experience on topics like homework, parent interactions, bathroom policy, teaching to a moment, flaunting school spirit, and more as Jess provides her insight and guidance. She will leave you feeling inspired at the end of the show with a quick reminder about the dangers of comparison. Listen to the all-new season of the Hot Mess Teacher Express wherever ...

Dec 26, 202219 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Teacher Pet Peeves That Make Our Skin Crawl

This week, we are covering all the things that make teachers' skin crawl—all of our biggest pet peeves both in and out of the classroom. Everything from pencil wrappers to toxic coworkers, but ultimately respect. Listen to the all-new season of the Hot Mess Teacher Express wherever you stream your podcasts and PLEASE don't forget to subscribe/follow and leave a review! Listen now: Apple: http://apple.co/3s5eDEc Spotify: http://spoti.fi/3vMwuSA Follow us: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/hot...

Dec 19, 202225 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Stocked Classroom Confessions with Lauran Woolley

Hey all you hot messes! We have a special treat this week as we are joined by the incomparable Lauran Wooolley @mrs.woolleyin5th . We cant agree more about the benefits self-contained classes, the challenges of stocking your own classroom, and living up to the social media hype as a teacher. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Dec 12, 202229 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Classroom Horror Stories

Hey all you hot messes! This week we talking about the things your classroom nightmares are made of with classroom horror stories. We unveil your blunders, mistakes, and embarrassments including losing your pants, hidden locker pets, wrong time - wrong place classroom walk ins, dad's adult magazines, bathroom accidents, and more that will have you "buzzing"! Trust me, you are going to want to hear these cringe-worthy stories from your colleagues and friends. Listen to the all-new season of the H...

Dec 05, 202216 minSeason 2Ep. 2

Teacher Burnout is Real

Listen to the all-new season of Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast wherever you stream your podcasts - Apple, Spotify, Google, Amazon, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Deezer, Pandora, Soundcloud, etc. Don't forget to subscribe/follow and PLEASE leave a review! Listen now: Apple - http://apple.co/3s5eDEc Spotify - http://spoti.fi/3vMwuSA Watch now: YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@hotmessteacherexpresspod TikTok - http://www.tiktok.com/@hotmessteacherexp Follow us: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ho...

Nov 28, 202218 minSeason 2Ep. 1

Episode #21 - Hot Mess Answers to Hot Mess Questions From YOU Hot Messes Out There (with guest star: hubby Jeff!)

Hubby and high school history teacher joins me today for a Q&A sesh from you, our listeners! Also... COME SEE ME LIVE AT THE BT COMEDY TOUR ! Spring break tickets on sale now and summer break shows coming out soon! Big news hot messes... You can catch me Live on stage this spring or summer break in a city near you! That's right, the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour is finally happening and it's going to be EPIC. I'll be joining the stage with teacher-comedy legends Devin Siebold, KC Mack, Honest T...

Mar 03, 202234 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Episode #20 - I'm Going on Tour! Also... What the Actual Fork is Going On in Indiana?!?

In this episode, I go off on everything that's wrong with this ridiculous Indiana Bill, but first...... COME SEE ME LIVE AT THE BT COMEDY TOUR ! Spring break tickets on sale now and summer break shows coming out soon! Big news hot messes... You can catch me Live on stage this spring or summer break in a city near you! That's right, the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour is finally happening and it's going to be EPIC. I'll be joining the stage with teacher-comedy legends Devin Siebold, KC Mack, Honest Te...

Feb 17, 202233 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Episode #19 - Normalizing Teachers Being Human - A Fun Chat with Mrs. Frazzled!

You may know her from TikTok where she has amassed a million followers! Join me and the lovely Ms. Frazzled for a fun conversation about social media pressure, pandemic teaching, and her personal outlook on her rise to fame on social media. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 11, 202257 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Episode #18 - All the Reasons Why Teacher Besties Are Essential to Our Survival!

In this episode, I talk about parents around the country signing up to fill in the substitute teacher shortage and why all teachers need at least one teacher bestie in their life! --- This episode is supported by Meemic Insurance - affordable auto and home insurance for teachers and school staff, including higher education institutions in the great state of Michigan. Get a quote at meemic.com/savings! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Feb 03, 202227 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Episode #17 - Revisiting Our Early Teaching Careers & Preventing Teacher Burnout

This episode was inspired by a TikTok video I found from Dr. Zeisner whose idea for how new teachers work schedules should be set up might just be the best idea I've heard from any admin... ever! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 07, 202226 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Episode #16 - Important Reminders All Teachers Need to Hear Right Now

In this episode, I share some reminders for the teachers that are feeling the weight of this year. Whether you're struggling to walk into your classroom or thriving as an educator right now. If it’s your first year or 50th year, this episode is for you. These are reminders that all teachers, who are just barely making it through each day of this difficult school year, need to hear this year! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Dec 04, 202119 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Episode #15 - Everything Special Education With a Special Guest

On this episode of the Hot Mess Teacher Express, I sit down with my New England friend, avid reader, and amazing special educator Braelan Martin, @thatspecialeducator! We talk all about her experiences and expertise as a special education teacher. We also discuss the problem that most schools and staff have- how different teachers with various types of classrooms can support each other. Braelan’s wisdom for education is enlightening and her passion for her students is contagious! Support the sho...

Nov 26, 202154 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Episode #14 - Talking Books, the Power of Reading During, and the Most Difficult School Year Ever with the Amazing Juan Gonzalez

In today’s episode, I sit down with the one and only Teaching Third with Mr. G, Juan Gonzalez to talk about all things books and the relatable reality of teaching. Juan shares where he is at with teaching this year and how he is handling it mentally. He also shares his passion for using books of all shapes and sizes in the classroom and how he teaches his students to share that same passion. Juan is an absolute treasure of a human with a treasure trove of a library and one of the kindest teacher...

Nov 17, 202147 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Episode #13 - Happy Hour, Spreading Kindness, and Some Exclusive Ms. Sutherd Secrets!

You may have heard of her... Ms. Sutherd's viral TikToks about "Oh Crap" teaching moments and her students' crazy requests got responses from NFL teams, Tony Hawk, Jack Black, and many more. And today, she's hopping aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with me to chat about how it all started for her, how she handles criticism from online bullies, and some of her passions, including her puppies and Shriner's Hospital. Ms. Sutherd is a passionate educator and kind person that is truly spreading go...

Oct 23, 202152 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Episode #12 - Messages from Real Teachers Struggling This Year, the Superintendent of the Year, and Staff Meeting Morale Fumbles & Puns

Riding the solo train for this episode as I read off some of the hundreds of heartbreaking messages I've been receiving from Hot Mess Teacher Express listeners/teachers about their struggles this school year. We praise an amazing superintendent that recently created a 3-day weekend for her staff and students' mental health and well-being. YES! And then I share a few stories of frustrating "gifts with puns" given to teachers by leadership with the intentions of boosting morale, but falling short....

Oct 09, 202128 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Episode #11 - Discussing The Rabbit Hole That is Teacher TikTok with the Hilarious Classroom DJ, @Mr.Porpilia

In this episode, we get to know one of my favorite TikTok teachers, Mr. Ben Porpilia. We talk about a few of his hilarious TikToks including his Friday Turn-ups and how his students, admin, co-workers, and the parents react to his TikTok fame. Stay tuned until the end, when Mr. Porpilia reveals a killer playlist for all the moments in teacher life when we need the perfect soundtrack! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Sep 27, 202134 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Episode #10 - This Teacher Turned a Side-Hustle into a Multi-Million Dollar Company - w/ Special Guest: Kayse Morris, The CEO Teacher

In this episode, I'm not only joined, but inspired by a teacher-turned-millionaire, super mom of 5, TPT queen, and the founder of The CEO Academy herself, Kayse Morris. She tells us all about where she started, how she tripled her teaching salary and made it to where she is now, giving teachers all over a chance to become a CEO teacher too. Tune in to this special episode and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress See omnystud...

Sep 18, 202145 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Episode #9 - Me & the Hubby Talk Differences Between Teaching Elementary vs. High School

In this episode, my one and only makes a debut appearance aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express, and graces us with his ever-so-interesting high school history teacher presence! We explore the antagonizing mystery of his 80-minute daily planning period but how ultimately, elementary teaching is better, because I win, always. Just kidding. Or am I? ...tune in and find out! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Sep 10, 202150 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Episode #8 - Building Relationships With Your Students & Hacks For Keeping Them Engaged w/ Special Guest: Esther Brunat

In this episode, I'm joined by a hilarious high school math teacher and student engagement guru, Esther Brunat (@estherbrunat) for a conversation full of laughter and inspiration. Tune in to hear all about her classroom engagement hacks, her amazing stories, and why building relationships with your students is so important for them and for us as teachers! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hotmessteacherexpress See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Sep 05, 202154 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Episode #7 - Reflecting on My First Year of Teaching With My Teacher Besties (& Our Advice to All First Year Babes!)

In this episode, we go way back to the beginning of my career. I'm joined by my teacher besties from my first year of teaching to reminisce about the glory days, share our honest experiences, talk about the mistakes we made, and the expectations of a first-year teacher. To all the first-year teachers out there, this episode is for you! Stay tuned to the end for a special giveaway announcement. Winners will be picked/contacted on Sunday 8/29/21! Follow us on Instagram: @hotmess_teacherexpress Sup...

Aug 26, 202149 minSeason 1Ep. 7
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