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relationships. Remember, everyone's journey is unique, so take what resonates with you and leave what doesn't. Thank you for joining us on our adventure. I'm Brian. I'm Moxie Mayhem. I'm Mike. I'm Sam. Amanda. I'm Rob. And I'm Ashley. And this is Cop Couple Chronicles. Everybody knows stories about all of these people. Last week, I talked with Jim, the conscious man, on all the social media platforms, where we talked about different problems and different solutions for
guys. Everybody comes across a lifestyle at some point or another. This week, we're talking about not just St. Patty's Day party, but my birthday party. I guess we're just going to start there. Friday, Ashley and me drove up to Loganville for St. Paddy's Day party with Pineapples After Dark. Yeah, everybody came in on Friday. Traffic was crazy everywhere. But we all got there early, actually, to help set up everything. So that was our first little bit of fun was just decorating.
Now, who had the longest commute here? Priya. I teed that up. The pre -check was great. We loved our experience. It was wonderful. We had cocktails on the plane. We had a great time. Yeah. The 2 .45 a .m. wake -up call was great. You know what? Worth it. For real. 2 .45 sucks to get up for a 5 a .m. flight, but to get there and be able to have an extra day, it was super cool. But yeah, so coming from - When I got up, I think I texted y 'all. I texted y 'all and
I said, have a safe travels. I wasn't really sure what time you were flying. And Moxie is sitting there saying, I am having a cocktail. And it was 7 .30, 7 a .m. And she's an hour behind us. Airport life, baby. There's no rules at the airport. You guys got to the Lees around what time? Because I felt like you guys were at the venue pretty early. Yeah, we got there early. Then we had to go to Dollar General to waste time because we're going to beat you to your
house from work. And I had to get your page and get everything to the house. That's awesome. So they surprised me when... with birthday decorations and a birthday cake that I didn't even get to try. I wouldn't have had it any other way. I planned on eating that for breakfast the next day. It crossed my mind, but then I was like, you want to go to our favorite breakfast spot? I said, all right, better choices, better choices. He twists arms pretty hard, so I get that. It
hurt. He just raises an eyebrow and people listen to him. Yeah, that one. But yeah, we got to their house and we hung out and then we met Mike at the venue with all of his lighting gear. Rob contributed. That's a group effort. So we got there early to help set up and get all the decorations and merch tables and everything else. Hot balloons. I was so going to bring up the balloons today. And if anybody knows Ashley, every time... a balloon popped, I could feel part of her soul.
The fairs and the carnivals where you throw the dart, we avoid those. I mean, we had like 300 balloons and they were getting them blown up and everyone was, it was a team effort. What was even popping them? It was terrible. Our balloon full arch became corner balloon decorations. Eventually, we were like, no, they won't. They spent two hours. The original plan was to get everything set up and decorated and do this, but it took a lot longer than we expected, and
everybody still had to get ready. We showed up. The hotel was 30 minutes away. So that's a 90 -minute round trip for the guys. She did her makeup in the car on the way back. Yeah, we were in a rush. I mean, running. Us guys kind of stuck around while they took off and carpooled wherever they were going to get ready. We're running. But that night was lit. We showed up about 7 .30 and things were starting to get, everybody was kind of hanging out. It was fun. There were
merch tables and raffle tickets. Everything was starting to get going. It was super cool being able to see everybody and connect with everybody, especially being from out of town. So it was a really big venue, but that place was packed. Packed. felt so bad to the small town bartenders because they were doing their best they did awesome yeah they were so good at what they did and they loved what i was you know giving them for energy and they're just like hey let's connect and i'm
like Yeah, let's connect. I've been going to that bar for 15 years, and I have never seen that many people in that place. That place was packed, and it was amazing to watch. What was the number, the final number? It was around 350. I couldn't imagine too many more people. It was a good party, and the people made the party. Yeah, we had a lot of cool stuff that was there to support it, but I think we had a lot of great
people with Pineapples After Dark. And we have a really great crowd that comes in and is respectful of one another. And they just had a great time. On that note, I want to go back because this is the Oregon couple's first Pineapples After Dark party ever. So what was your guys' first
impressions when you came in? It was a great group of people, and as soon as you walked in the door, the vibe was already, you could tell that everyone there was there for the same, we were all on the same mentality, we were all on the same path. It was a great, welcoming environment right from the beginning, and it stayed that way. Ashley went to Secrets solo one time. I would ever went to anything by myself. In comparison to other groups, is it... They've been to Miami
with us, with Libertine. We've done quite a few events over the last... They were our travel buddies there for the longest time. Yes. They've been to Miami with us. We've been to Secrets numerous times together. So is this one... Does Pineapples After Dark stand out from other groups that you guys have experienced? So far, yeah. I would say it's one of my favorites so far. Honestly, everybody, it was so easy to talk to. And y 'all know from experience, like I'm a very
shy person at this event. I was not shy at all. I was walking up to everybody. I was like, hey, because everybody made me feel like I was able to. That's the goal. You never know. I knew, I knew though. I was like, these. You guys are going to love them. They're going to fit right on. We've been talking pineapples after dark parties up to our close friends for a long time trying to get them up here. But they're all so scattered. It's like, all right, you got to come
with us. And I haven't seen you guys in forever. So when you walk in, I was like, I didn't know. I was like, my people. We see you, lads. It was so adorable. I just felt somebody just attack
me from the side. and step on my foot and i knocked you into poor sam you did and then amanda kissed it this was our second event and like the last event we went to was a year ago it was quite a while ago but this was way different last one was just like a meet and greet and this was a party so this was way different and i mean same vibe with all the people just way different vibe than when you go to secrets or other kind of takeover events and it was just cool everybody's
very well meet and greets for me anyways are always hit miss because it's a vanilla bar you never know what the vibe's going to be until you get there and just pulling up and seeing everybody outside you're like oh this is gonna be a good one Our goal is to not have meet and greets. You know, we want to have full takeovers of any venue that we do. So if we're doing a party, it's got to be our house that night and
make everybody feel comfortable. Because like you said, that way you know the vibe, right? The vibe is the people that you bring in and not some randos that are vanillas. Nothing wrong with that. But that is not the vibe we're looking for that night. We're looking for our people to be there and to feel comfortable. Safe, sexy, and comfortable. And there was a lot of sexy. You came out in that dress. I'm like, yep, that's
the one. She's like, is this okay? Before the event, she sent me a picture and she was like, is this it? Of course, the men laughed very hard. Unless you got to take off. Absolutely. I was not complaining about Rob's outfit either. No. I love this. The stairway. I have mixed emotions about Rob because before I met Rob, I was always the best dressed. Yeah. You got competition. I got competition. When I make an outfit, I have to think about my outfit. We always look forward
to seeing what Rob's going to bring out. That is why Rob and I connect so hard. When he came out in your jacket. I share my clothes with Rob because we are kindred spirits in fashion form. Yeah, everyone got a nice... There were a lot of kilts there. There were five or six. There were. Yeah, definitely. Kudos to the kilt boys. I got a video of all the kilt guys just rocking out in their own little kilt -y ways. Blind man. And it's bad for me. How many times in my life
I thought, why am I recording this? And then like a week later, it's like, oh, that's why. Dancing on my phone? No. I have something like 621 photos and videos from this weekend. Wait, but how many of us? Two. Yeah. That tracks. This morning. about, all right, we need you to remind us to take pictures with us. It's like, this is your duty. I have to go back and read it that way. I read it like, oh, we're in trouble. I brought my phone with full intentions of taking
pictures. I said to Sam, in the afternoon, I'm going to be a good content creator. And I got out, took some pictures, and that was it. We had the conversation too. Like we're like, all right, get as many pictures as we can of anything. And I literally like I sent everything I got from the weekend and it was like seven pictures. And I got no photographic evidence of it. Yeah, we have no pictures. Lindsay. The only thing we have is like Friday night and we already said
it all. You blew your load too early. Right. And maybe 10 photos. I'm out. I'm out. Where's some of your highlights? When you sat beside me when you first came in, I looked over and you screamed at the top of your lungs. I was like, penguin danced again. Wait, are you talking about either of us? What are you talking about? I just wanted to hear my name. And your jacket was light. Every time. Hey, if anybody needs any advice for fashion tips for events, get the
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you take our picture? And pulled me away. from at the different angles you know we know how to do it and then i just gave it back to her ran back and just like bear hugged her from behind that was our first meeting i stood there and stared at her until she noticed who i was and then we had i have i see a trend going on here so i need to really focus on advance I know faces just help me with names a little bit. Yeah. I talk to so many people that that's like so common
though. Mainly men. It's like, I will remember your face, but next time we talk, don't be mad if I don't remember your name. And they're all like, Oh, same, same. That's either my disclaimer. My newest thing now is someone will come up. I'm like, It is so good to meet you. And if I've met you already, it's so good to see you again. I'm stealing that. I love it. Or that awkward moment when you're like, it's so nice to meet you. And they're like, we already met. Or that.
It's so good to see you and you're trying, you know, you've met him before, but you can't picture where you know them. And you're like, I just like to hear other people have the same problems as I do. You're not alone. Cause I feel, I generally feel so bad when I, we're all in this together with somebody names, like somebody's name. Sometimes. Or somebody completely first and last name drops you and they're like, oh, you're serious. You look different. You look different with your
clothes on. Yes. Is this better? I did that Friday night. Give me your breasts. I'm like, okay, I know who you are. We're not making eye contact up here. I can't say how many times I talked to Rob about this. You should just put the boob pictures with their contact photos. That's fine. I'm not offended. We don't judge. We listen.
Oh my goodness. yeah all right so we did a little celebration for your birthday oh yes yes so i love you guys for that i know it was a collaboration between ashley and all of you this baby had plans of getting a house and doing all the things and trying to do another round but with this baby coming There is no, I mean, we thought he would be here by now. So it was like not even a thought. And then. We were all waiting every day. She's been in labor. She's not kidding. Baby's one
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is nothing to be ashamed of I was told, stand right here. Don't go anywhere. And next thing I know, there's like a big marquee sign coming up behind me and a sparkly wand and bubbles. And I was being announced, which was a first, but I got announced. No, it was absolutely amazing. And I have. all of you to thank for that. Somehow I ended up with Lindsay's phone. You probably had like 50 pictures of me just randomly shooting everything. I found some random pictures and
videos on my phone. You got that. The video of me and Rob dancing. That one's going on our digital frame in the kitchen. Yeah. Yes. You made the picture frame. You made it. You know that's a good night. Yes. Yeah. So how was the after party? I don't know. I went to bed. We stayed up for a long time with room for a few and another single girl. We drank and talked. Yeah. I mean, it's one of those nights that we just totally hung out. We wound up going to another room and we
left that room. We left quickly. But then we came back to our room. Those are sometimes the best nights. Those are like fill your soul nights. It was one of those. It was. I may have had too much tequila. We don't talk about Bruno and we don't talk about tequila. That's good. Me and Ashley went back to Lee's house and we had a birthday celebration. Oh, we did. We did. We treated them to the southern delicacy known as
Waffle House. As we're walking out of the bar, Little Tipsy, I said, I would do some dirty things for a cheeseburger right now. Don't ever say that. They're like, okay. That's all Mike can hear. And he's like, all right, Waffle House it is. Show us an opening, Loganville. He understood the assignment was late. Yeah, I don't know. Everything was closed in Loganville. So I didn't look at the time until we went to bed. And it was like four. It was after four when we went
to bed. You know, there is something about event weekends that time just becomes a black hole. All of us are constantly going. Well, and you're always we're always behind schedule. How early we show up. always tell me that i have to be at something an hour earlier than actually so they were like to be here at 7 30 you should be here at 30 then all right dinner is at 5 tomorrow real swinger 10 6 30 yeah you know it almost
feels like 4 a .m is about swinger bedtime That's about when it's like, all right, we have to at least function somewhat tomorrow. 4 .30 is swinger bedtime. And then like between 8 .30 and 10 is morning time. You have to get packed up. You guys already know. But you did have a little bit of a birthday party afterwards. I did. We celebrated you for sure. It was nice. Some bucket list items checked off. It's always our goal to check off at least one thing. And we woke
up with a surprise. Yeah. Big surprise. Was Mike and Ben real? Not yet. That footage doesn't exist. I mean, he makes a great little thing for a big guy. I didn't see that. It's all this stuff. I've seen years ago. We're all picturing it. What's a good one? There's something about that mic just reaching back and caressing your face. That was the real birthday present. Amanda and her husband also brought a birthday gift for me. They know my weaknesses, Reese's Peanut Butter
Cups. So they brought me. a bottle of salted caramel moonshine, and what was the other one? The peanut butter. The chocolate peanut butter whiskey. And so you mix them together. You gotta mix the one with Pepsi. It sounds nasty, but it's not. It sounds delicious. We're gonna try one of those. Get the Pepsi. I might bring them down with us. Hey, beautiful. If you're looking to feel confident and sexy, Voluptuous Fixin' has got you covered with stunning lingerie and
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live all as a group just like... Kept in and helped us. Just being there and supporting us. This has been the true definition that we've never... Yeah, like, if we had this village when we were actually having babies ourselves, it would have been completely different. It's crazy. And, like, your guys' support from us is, like,
even our daughter. like see the support that she gets through you guys through us like i was sure the pictures of him showing everybody a trap and everyone was around him looking at the baby pictures and stuff like we don't have a family you know biologically really so it's like it's babies got so much framily oh my god oh my god we oh yeah last four weeks we have been every single day on edge. And then I spent two
weeks here with her in Florida. And finally, our daughter was having school stuff going on. We had, I mean, we have three other kids with busy schedules and rough work full time. So we have to go home at least for a little while. And we both just had a gut feeling that I was going to get here because I was having a lot of anxiety about getting there. And then she was like, I don't know. I just feel like you can go home if you want to. It's going to be okay. And I was like, me too. I just felt at
peace that I'll get there. I'll have plenty of time. And that was all it was going to be. And we got until Thursday. I was trying to plan this party, trying to get everyone like caught up on all the plans, which I didn't know if I was going to be there or not. It was until Friday morning where I called her and was like, do you want me to come to you or do you want me to go, you know, to the party? And she was like, go have fun. I'll keep them in there until Sunday.
Only had to make it a few days. Clinch. That's it. I was so scared to go. I was so scared to leave her. And I was torn. And she was like, just go ahead. So I went. And we should have known. We knew that was all it was going to take to get his little butt to finally come. And I got a text in the morning. And she said, I'm like 16. You know, they're like six minutes apart. And I think they're not going anywhere. And I think this might be it. And then I waited a little
bit to see. And then I called her, and she was full -blown crying. She's like, I can't do this. I was like, I gotta get there, because it was real. It was happening. We scrambled, ran around, and jumped in their shuttle. They walked outside, and then they came back, and I just heard, well, shit. I'm going to Florida. At this point, I'm like, alright, we're going to Florida. We had fun last night. Not a big deal to me. He didn't know about Sunday. I had no idea. I knew we were
going to trap. Yeah. We're just going to have a trap night with friends. He had no idea. He's like, no big deal. We'll just go. Yeah, like, it's just trapeze. I planned a surprise party for you. I paid that cake and decorations. And you have people coming in from out of town. I had to tell them. And it was the day of the party. I have to tell you what's going on. You stay because he can't be in the hospital anyway. He can't. And we have the three other kids. There's
just a whole bunch of. I was like, I got to get there. So I literally grabbed all the things out of the suitcase and ran. And I got there in record time. Luckily, our house was on the way. And that's what made me feel a little bit better because it was only an extra hour and a half north -ish. And I have to go past my house. So I switched cars and I grabbed my bags and ran. And I made it in good time. And then I got there and still had five hours with her. In retrospect,
we definitely should. drove separately there. Never once. I don't know why. Because we drove together, she had to leave, and then I was left with no car. And so I was relying on everybody else to get me around. And everybody here gave me a ride at some point. Drop you off at mom's. Kind of how it felt. Drop off. Time to spend time with mom now. Has he eaten yet? Don't worry. Come get your breakfast. We literally met in a parking lot. We met Moxie and Brian in a parking
lot. And they're like, oh, there's my big boy. I got to sit up front and everything. I had breakfast with mom and dad. Then you got to hang out with the grandparents. It was awesome. I love memories. Good story. In the ride, we were talking. Our conversation is on the ride from the hotel where
we met Mike and Sam. and i got exchanged and we were having some like awesome conversation and then like i heard like in that right i heard three different hotels and i'm like like and i'm like you know what i'm not driving and they know where they're going and then we got close and like i saw us like we got off where we always stay at trap and i'm like all right we'll probably just go into the home to sweet it's like we always stay And they're like, oh, no, we're staying
over here. I'm like, oh, okay, I know that one. Meanwhile, Lindsay is texting me saying, we're room 40. I'm like, cool. I'm like, I don't know what room I'm in. This is before I checked in. I'm like, I'll just take my bags up there. And I knocked on 420 and no one was in there. Luckily. Like I'm there with my bag, like all my luggage and knocking on the door. I think you texted us. It's Lindsay and I, it's Asia and Dylan and some other folks. It's like, no, I ducked and
nobody answered. Like, yeah, something's not right. That should have been the first clue. It should have been. Yeah. So I just left all my bags in front of the door and it went checked in. And she's like, I can't find your reservation. Moxie and Brian were checking in and Moxie just out the gate. We're the swingers. I think she asked, did she ask what brings you into town today? We're sorry. I just fell out of my mouth.
It was a heavy bag for me to carry. I feel like a hurtle that close to trap has to hear on a regular basis. I feel like she was very... It could have been her first day on the job. She was very green. I love that for her. She was so sweet, but she was so taken back. She did not know how to act after that. She was so flustered. You don't hear that every day. No. And the poor girl had my ID and my debit card in her hand. I'm like, I don't know. I didn't make the reservation.
I already know. He's like, yeah, we're all down in the lobby. I'm getting checked in. So we leave our room, go down to the lobby, which is not that big at checking. And I mean, I'm just standing there like, am I being punked? You're in the lobby and you're in the lobby. I think we might be in the wrong lobby. We're in the wrong lobby. We got, wait. It was like in Tommy Boy when it's like, you need a different map. Oh, wow. I have
two abdominal muscles now. But then we got to the right hotel, which was just around the corner, literally like a two minute drive. Yeah. But got checked in, hung out. And then at that point, I, before we had to go, I had to talk to Ashley
because this is the first time. like i had an idea of what our boundaries were but this was the first time i was by myself and i needed to hear confirmation of what the boundaries were i really had that conversation ever because we are just now thinking about me going solo and i just he's always the one who's working and i'm always the one if available i'll go so i never thought and especially making he called me and she was like eight centimeters dilated
like it was happening like it was going so fast and i was like i have to it was just overwhelming because i was like this is not how we're supposed to have this conversation like we just haven't had that conversation yet and i was like i'm feeling a lot of like anxiety not you know just everything going on pressure i don't know but then as we were talking and we did you know get a moment to finally yeah i didn't have to talk you down a little bit because i knew you were
stressed like you were on that edge i'm like baby i'm like it's fine i really get it and i'm sorry i know you're supposed to be here or i'm supposed to be there and we're supposed to be do all these things together but that's not the situation we're in right now it was a lot of like i yeah just felt full that had to be really hard to process in the moment because like that does not give you any time to think about like the the possibilities and i commend you so much
for that because it if i put my foot in your shoe i would be a 15 out of 10 to ask him until i calm down and finally like it took a little while sitting there and like working through it and i was just like i am freaking out i'm terrified i'm anxious i'm excited i'm scared and then it's like we're discussing boundaries and like what i'm okay with him doing and stuff at the same time i would say i'm not freaking out because of the situation that he's like him
going solo and who even like what he's doing it was just everything everything you're making me make a decision right now and it wasn't like maybe like if you just want me to go and hang out and have you know drink and just have a good time and dance or whatever like we can i don't have to play to have fun like that had nothing to even do with yeah like i'm fine with it like personally i've thought about it we've never really talked together but i've already been
like it's okay if he goes in place a little the same situation you know kind of as long as we're both familiar same boundary same idea and we need i knew that but in the moment i was like We had talked about it briefly, but it was all hypothetical. When you go from hypothetical to real life situations without a transition period, that's a lot. On top of the baby, right? And on top of that, our daughters in labor were both anxious and worried about the baby and our daughter.
That was what was going on that night. So I will... i will tell you guys that i'm telling on all of us the rest of us were having conversations all about russ and his comfort and what was going to be okay and what was not probably either before around the same time that you guys were chatting so we were very much aware and gonna take care of him one way or the other i think that was the ultimate factor is because it's kind of the same way like when Ashley goes on her own is
we know who she's around. She's technically alone because I'm not with her, but she's not alone. We know you guys are going to keep an eye out and make sure everybody's safe. We know it's not... You guys are the ultimate decision makers
when we talk about that type of stuff. None of the BDSM stuff, that's... off limits like I'm not not something we want to navigate yet and that's what we agreed on and I'm like alright and so we ended up going to trap getting in and oh shoot I have one more guest Hold on one second. Looking to add some excitement to your social life? Meet 3Fun, the free app that connects open -minded singles and couples for fun adventures.
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her on like a necklace. And walking around. And when Dylan and Asia and I were riding back to the hotel, because they were my roomies, Saturday night. And chauffeurs. I'm like, before we go to the hotel, just stop at the gas station right there. And I had to get a monster. So the security guard in the gas station, because we left trap early, what, midnight -ish? Yeah, probably about 1230 because the weather was getting so bad. Yeah, yeah. And the security guard just looked
at me and he's like. Gave me one of those dad looks. You know what I'm talking about? Everybody knows the dad look. I'm so disappointed in you. I'm like, don't pretend like this isn't funny. Like, I haven't said that. Like, we're all grownups here. You've seen this before. Dude, I am a grandfather. Yeah. Back in my day. About your kids. My God. But, yes, one of the workers at Trapeze, it was also his birthday. And he was also having a granddaughter. Yes. Wow. That was so sweet. Yeah. So we had
a moment while we were eating. Right after we were eating dinner, we went back and everybody got pictures together in the photo studio. We're sitting. I'm texting Ashley. And I see a text say, there's 30 more minutes. I'm like, oh, snap. It's coming. And I'm sharing all this information with everybody. Everybody's on the edge of their seat waiting for updates. And I just have my phone just waiting for text messages. Nothing. Everything's going on around me. I'm just focused
on my phone. And then I finally start getting pictures. And I show everybody. And there was so much. love around that table. It was insane. Of my favorite pictures. It was scary there for a moment. It was terrifying. We had a little bit of scare there. I really do think the love surrounding that whole everything going on at the same time that he was with you guys and everyone was surrounding it. I was just thinking about it. Thank you for your support and love and being
there with him. There was genuine tears from, like, room for a few said it best is, I feel like we all got a grandbaby. We all got a grandbaby. I felt it when we were in there. We're all adopted. Pineapple grain. He mentioned after we missed the best picture opportunity when... He was born, like we took a picture, like a celebration picture after we got baby pictures. And it looked, from the outside looking in, it looked like a birthday shot, like a happy birthday shot. But it was
really a toast to the grandbaby. And we should have, one of us should have held up that marquee sign with his name on it. We thought about that afterwards. Yeah, we missed that opportunity. It was a double birthday. It was. There were some big shots. Yeah. They were doubles. Oh, spicy place. You don't have that many humbling moments and spaces like that around like true friends. And it was heartwarming. And I just love you guys. It was an incredible moment. 21
years from now. 21 years from now, you'll be sitting down with him and he'll be saying, let me tell you about the moment I learned you were born. Yes. That's why I told him, I'm like, this is going to make the best story later down the road. Yes. It's going to be gold. Had all these great friends. We had all these great moments. And, oh, where were you? Don't worry about it. We were out. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. After all of that excitement, I was.
drug back to the back big playroom that was amazing i'm sure you were kicking and screaming yeah twisting my arm kicking and screaming they virtually tied to tie me up and carry me i mean he fought it the whole way and honestly i thought we were just getting pictures like i just thought you're getting spicy pictures that's why we're going back there the same thing and then I don't even know who pushed me onto the bed, but somebody, it was a push. Sounds like something Moxie would
do. I think it was. And next thing you know, I had five, five women, six. 12 feet. There's 12 feet. It was about six. Surrounding me on the bed doing. Unspeakable things. The Lord's work. The Lord's work. The foot picture was pretty red. That was just for somebody special. And then Sam's over there trying to guess. I'm pretty sure I got the reason I guessed right. You knew everybody's feet. I knew three of the five. You're
the original foot finder. And... It was funny because I was surrounded by all these gorgeous women. All I could hear behind me were all the husbands on the bench right at my head saying, oh no, such a rough life. There was at least one small little chorus of happy birthday. Yeah, there was. I remember getting high fives and handshakes. The picture of the guys on the bench also. That was awesome. I was just trying not to step on y 'all as I'm doing the video. Dancing
around everybody in my white shoes. Yes. You were definitely the photographer for the night. It was a lot of up -close rust for me. Yeah, so we did all that. We went back to the hotel relatively early, about midnight. I slept in a wet bed. The end. You mean nobody changed your sheet? No. No, I didn't have you there to change my sheets. I failed you, Mike. I should have thought about that. I'm sorry. No, it was okay
because I did find a dry spot for my feet. And Dylan Asia's like, well, you can come over to our bed, but... I think ours is more wet than yours. Gotta stop spilling those drinks. There was a lot of sexiness going on, but I felt like between like one 30 and like three, it was just a whole bunch of people half naked or fully naked and just talking and having like fun, like just joking around. There was so many laughs. I'm
talking like full out belly laughs. And again, that was probably the pinnacle of the night was just everybody just there. I hate that we missed it. Me too. We did look at all the pictures and we were crying. I mean, even Trashly got in on it. back in the hotel room. Sometimes we got on top of somebody and she was like bouncing on them. At one point, I didn't even take my pants off there for the longest time and I was just watching, laying on the bed, just watching,
having a great time. Happy to be here. Asia looked at me and we were kissing and she's like, are you going to take your pants off? I guess so. He talks me into it. The number of times I'm in a group situation in my sweats and comfy clothes. Yeah, it was just an amazing night. Even though, like, that's why I kept telling Ashley, I'm like, I had fun. It was a blast. Everybody was amazing. But it just wasn't the same without her. But we definitely made the best out of the night.
I think we all feel that sentiment, though. It is. The other half. But yeah, we're out of time. We have to go. That is all the time we have. We have plenty more chances to continue this. We plan on talking to the motherfucking Lees. They are going to come with us in April to Secrets with Swinger Society. We're dragging them, kicking and screaming to our favorite place. We're kidnapping them. We're going Wednesday to Secrets. We're going. We're going to do some playground promotions
and meet some folks. So we're excited. We're going to see Brandon. We've got some other PAD folks down there. Yes. And you have the glow party coming up that just dropped as we're recording this. It just dropped your tickets for sale. Yes. And we'll have a link for that below on the show notes. June. Yep. We are going to teeny in Atlanta. It was amazing in the blast. We have the same DJ we had last time. I believe his name is DJ Life of Spice. Does anybody know him? I
think I've heard that name before. I've heard of him. Kind of familiar. I heard he's pretty good. He's amazing. I listen to him on Spotify every now and then just to keep that rhythm going. I listen to him all down here, actually. I still listen to his Secrets mix from the first time we went to Secrets. I still listen to it on SoundCloud. I listen to his Pigeon Forge mix from Haunted in the Hills. That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. So come. We're all fans. We're all big fans.
Come to the party. It's going to be amazing. Always a great time. We're going to have more and more new friends coming. There's so many new faces and new people. And we got the hotel right across the street, right? A hotel. So it's not a full takeover, but there is an option to get the hotel. Probably about 80 % of the hotel right now. I'm hoping we can expand that to 100, but we'll see. Depends on how many people buy tickets. Buy damn fast. Is it the same one from
last year? It's a little closer. And it's not the same one. So we're excited about that. We'll all be together again. And we have two nights. So if we want to come in on that Friday night, you can come in Friday night too. Yes. My brother's birthday is June 22nd, so I've already told him your birthday is on Sunday. But like four o 'clock. But yeah, you're having a birthday dinner. Yeah, dinner. Oh, we love you guys. Get your tickets. Come to that. And I think I might be doing the
next podcast next week at home again. We'll be reunited. Yes. Not really sure what that episode will be on yet. I already know. We have to drive by where you live on the way back from Florida. Good to know. Yeah. I just want to thank all of you for being our people. And we love all of you. And thank you for making my birthday weekend unforgettable. Yeah. I think it's me. Yeah. Amanda's next. Is it Amanda or Mr. Stout? I'm not sure. We'll find each other. We'll figure
it out. But as always, it's not that serious. Don't make it weird.