Kaz is back! Sorry! He originally recorded an episode that was just 37 minutes long, and then, when he went to upload, he realized that he hasn't uploaded an episode since September! Jinkies! In this goodbye episode from Starkville, he gives a summary of life between September and right now! Fun!
Jul 14, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Technically S3? On today's episode, Kaz flies solo to provide a little life update. It's a little all over the place, so he apologizes. But hey, new episode! Rejoice and be glad in it as he talks about school, writing, and a future stint as mayor (?). Didn't intend on it being 40 minutes long, but it is what it is.
Sep 10, 2022•45 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Welcome to the jungle, where we have fun and velvussy. On today's episode, we talk about a myriad of topics such as velvussy, velvussy, and velvussy. Velvussy let down thy liquid gold extensions. Velvussy, shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Two velvussy's diverged on a yellow wood. Shall I take the velvussy less traveled? Oh, yeah, and the shopping cart theory. Probably some other stuff that doesn't end in -ussy. And The Love Doctor makes a special guest appearance. WEEEEEHHHHHAAAAA...
Feb 25, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 3
On today's episode, Kaz and Gabe discuss whether certain Disney villains are actual villains, what the difference is between "horror" and "scary" movies, and perform some free ASMR for your tired and dehydrated souls. Make sure you wear headphones for this one. Oh, and peer pressure is bad.
Jan 16, 2022•59 min•Season 2Ep. 2
We never went nowhere, but they're saying Horribly Dummy and Mad Thicc is back. Blame it on the conjure (Ha), the hood call it a global pandemic (Yup). On today's episode, Gabe and Kaz ask each other questions that only a corny couple would love. Yeah, that's right. We're on this foolish track, so we spit a foolish flow (Flow). LUDA!!!
Jan 10, 2022•57 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Y'all, we made it, and not a single episode has been taken down. I'm so emotional. Speaking of emotional, these top 10 movies were my hardest-hitting, most relatable movies on this list. There was laughter, there were tears. There was gnashing of teeth and the grinding of gears. So, while I relive trauma and think reflectively about my life in this episode, I hope you all find some sense of closure as this chapter in our podcast's history gets tied with a nice bow. It's been my pleasure to give ...
Jul 05, 2021•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 10
Welcome back to possibly the corniest podcast series you will ever listen to! On today's episode, we continue releasing the results of my month-long escapade of Disney movies. I run through movies #19-11 on this list. Which means, next Sunday, we'll have a top 10! Exciting! Or not. Y'know, I can't get a read on you guys through this episode description box. I've been hearing about some of your qualms with my list, and I just have to say this is really, really fun. Bone apple the teeth. Unless co...
Jun 27, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Today's episode is a culmination of a two-month-long journey through the universe of Disney and its creative acquisitions! In May, Kaz asked for his followers' favorite Disney movies. Using this information, he compiled a list of 26(!) movies to marathon, foolishly believing it would take him a week to watch all of them and grade them based on a self-designed rubric. As we now know, it took much longer than a week, but here we are! Here, barring any copyright issues, Kazarian will be revealing n...
Jun 20, 2021•39 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Howdy, y'all. Once again, Kaz is flying solo on this one. After the last episode, there were some people who surprisingly wanted to hear him read a story. Well, you're all in luck! Because he literally finished this one 10 minutes before pressing the record button. Shocker. If you or anyone you know knows someone who can help me not be a sucky author hmu. Caution : there be some coarse language and sensitive subject material. You were warned. Have a nice nap!...
May 19, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 7
On today's episode, Gabe is back home! Kaz is sad! So what does he do? Starts talking into his own microphone about things that will put 100% of you to sleep. I mainly talk about my background in writing, what got me into it, my first stories, and some future plans! I promise, y'all, it really is boring. And my voice is super soothing. 10/10 doctors recommend listening when you lay down for bed.
May 02, 2021•38 min•Season 1Ep. 6
In today's super special edition birthday episode, we do not actually do anything different from a normal episode. We talked about some responses to our conspiracy theory episode, answered a couple of questions from friends, got gear-grinded by our own pet peeves, and talked about meme culture. Brought to you by the letter "E."
Apr 11, 2021•50 min•Season 1Ep. 5
In today's episode, we discuss conspiracy theories. Are aliens real? Are we living in a simulation? Can you breathe fast with your tongue out? If you have any theories we didn't touch on, submit(theories, not to the government)! Additionally, we answer some fan questions. Have any questions you'd like to hear our professional and unbiased opinion on? Submit! (Once again, not to the government) Today's episode is brought to you by the letters "CIA" for Central Intelligence Agency ....
Mar 21, 2021•59 min•Season 1Ep. 4
In this week's episode, we discuss food (a lot), cringy moments in our lives, why Chicago is superior to New York, and answer superfan Jessica's question.
Mar 07, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 3
On this week's episode, we talk about: baby part 2, psychoanalytics, our childhoods, reality TV, some other stuff, and we answer some fan questions.
Feb 28, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 2
In today's episode...Moose vs meese, Advice for Eli, Baby human not Richard, Fast and the Furious, and Movie adaptations of books
Feb 22, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 1