In the shallows of the desert it gave them a glance... Summoning a whirlwind with their motorcycle dance... Unseen danger beneath the rolling and heated sands... Tasty mortals, it thought, warming up it's infernal glands... But the chosen best brought the artifact of Colossal stature... A saddle made for specifically catching her...
Can colossal clashers climb canopied cliffs cleverly? Riding High from their victory over the group of pygmy owlbears, our wonderful and idealist group of Companion Keepers must traverse into the treetop housing of the jungle in order to claim their rewards over their competition... but the only way up is by trusting the Snake of a Keeper that was just defeated by them... and coming face-to-face with the matriarch of the whole clan...
Who's ready for an all-out shock and awe beasty brawl!? The Chosen Best step into the mechanical automaton ring to show their slippery and staggeringly ferocious foe who's the real danger of the rumble in the jungle!
A thousand humble apologies, our dear listeners, for our long cold opens lately... We wish we could bring you more of them... They're awesome, really the best parts of the podcasts... you know you love them too. But within the confines of the game, The Chosen Best head on their journey to Rocksbury to find the lead geologist!
(Tags: Metroidvania Souls-like podcast) Will the group be able to ever start an episode again? Can they ever get over how enchanting their own conversations out of character are? The charm is unreal, and the boyos have been playing a lot of Elden Ring lately... A new dimensional Wes awaits, and he may or may not have sigma ligma... on this episode of spin-off Dragon Ball Z...
Both in-game and out, our heroes and players have returned to the normalcy of things after a long period of being away... Covid-19 and Cave Gummies couldn't keep us away for long! We know you've been waiting at the edge of your headphones, speakers, and seats for the return of your cheeky chosen group of companion keepers!
They said we were madmen! They said it couldn't be done! That's right... we did a full episode of a cold open! It goes entertainingly well as you'd expect...
An amazing tale of heroics, dire circumstances, triumph over terrible odds... and one high-density caloric colossal cave terror! Can the chosen best overcome this mountainous menace? This deep dark denizen of doom? I'd bet my corn nuts that this will leave them scared, scarred, and sticky from this point on out!
Bringing ourselves back to the table after a several weeks haitus (thank you holidays) We totally speedrun the cold open... PB: 9:18:22! Wait no... it's actually like 15 minutes! The Chosen Best's battle continues with the distinctly none-grape oozes! What could be waiting further into this deep dark mining cave of destiny!?
Alright, time for a legitimate description. The cold open for this one is pretty long, we discuss all sorts of things, including Lee hating Harry Potter fans.. Wolf rumors and fishing preferences... Lee being mean about Harry Potter some more... What is this darkness, but the absence of comfort, light, and all good things?
As the Chosen Best faces their newest and hardest challenge yet, they put their wits, skills, and abilities to the test to answer everyone's favorite commercial break question... Who's That Sponsor!? It's... <Redacted>!!! https://www.patreon.com/HookedOnDraconics https://twitter.com/hdraconics
Talk about dreams! Sibling rivalries abound! There's never a shortage of cold opens, weird topics, and scrambling for a sponsorship before the Companion Keeper League sends the new friends on their way! But what is this about a deep dark cave... one that reaches into the darkest deepest parts of your soul? One that really reflects your darkest personality traits!? Who knows... This week on Hooked On Draconics! https://www.patreon.com/HookedOnDraconics https://twitter.com/hdraconics...
Our newly formed team of Companion Keepers have had enough of these insults! Now it's time to show their rival team what they are made of! Teeth, feathers, scales and slaps collide as the ragtag group of newly introduced friends find common ground in showing their opponents who is truly the best there ever was...
Our Companion Keepers have finally left on their journey to go join the Companion Keeper League! Each with their heads held high, the wind on their backs, and dreams of being the best there ever was in their minds... but some challenges still await them ahead But will there be trouble at the gates of the academy? Can they put their differences aside to band together? Will they also meet a hand-crafted set of rivals to antagonize them, now and endlessly in the future!? Find out, in this new week'...
An amazing world full of fantastical whimsy, a world of many settings, times, and cultures living mostly in harmony with one another... a world in which conflicts are carried out by battles between mythical creatures, objects, and outsiders knows as Companions! Our story begins by introducing the characters of this adventure, and how they came to join the Companion Keeper League, enjoy! HUGE shoutout to 'Stibbles Codex of Companions' for the inspiration and additional rules in this 5E Dungeons a...
Season 2 is coming soon! In the meantime, we wanted to give our stupid sexy kobolds out there a chance to meet our newest cast member, our ongoing super talented artist, a man who clearly needed an hour long introduction, and most importantly, a dear friend... ALEX!!! Whoo!!! We also discuss some world building and character introductions for season 2, while also explaining Josh's leave of absence... so if you want an early scoop on that information, this is also the episode for you... https://w...
Well look at that, we made it to the end of the first stop on this crazy train! The cast gets together to discuss making a podcast and what we loved about this season and the lessons learned about making a podcast... don't worry, it's just as unorganized and tangential as always!
With Windstone secured of any wild and windy threats, our group has taken a hard rest for a few weeks. Peace has returned to the area and it's reflected in the faces and minds of the wonderful cast of people we have met along the way... But is this it for our group of novice adventurers? Our Amateur Archeologists can't just hang up their hats now can they? Nay, there's too much story left untold and the adventure must continue of course... In the interim however, join our players, and possibly a...
For those who trust our tales to be the true and faithful, and to those that don't... This is the end of a few roads... We went there and back again, as the saying goes So what are you waiting for? This is your invitation to hear how the epic of our battle with Uraq ends, forevermore... https://www.patreon.com/HookedOnDraconics https://twitter.com/hdraconics
There comes a time in everyone's life I suppose when destiny meets a head in the road. When the cards are down, and there's nothing left to do but play the hand out left in front of you... This is that moment for our semi-amateur archeologists, when it's time to put the genie back in the bottle, and close up this can of worms for good... To undo the actions that brought us back to the Windstone to begin with... to do what they said couldn't be done... To control the wind itself... https://www.pa...
Woah! Someone actually asked us some questions!? We even responded to them!? Chris is going to get fired out of a cannon!? Find out on our very first Patreon Q&A!!! Now... I know what you are thinking... "Oh man, I want to ask these super handsome and charismatic podcasters some questions too! But wait, how can I!?" Well, today's your lucky day you amazing person! You just need to throw us a few bucks on Patreon, and ask away every month that you do! https://www.patreon.com/HookedOnDraconics...
What has it been now? A month since my last journal entry? Well, I certainly didn't mean to keep any of your waiting, but sometimes fate has a strange way of keeping some of us apart... With that thought out of the way, our little group of archeologists finds ourselves back at the entrance to the cave and grave that started it all... Will we have what it takes to face the perils once more and finally put an end to this demon... and prove he is just full of hot air once and for all!? https://www....
After discovering our mistake, we've successfully returned the Wes we grabbed back to his doomed timeline... Josh has been Isikai'd to the realm of the Sword and the Stone! (Seriously though, He's in a local play, it's freaking awesome, if you're in Asheville on any weekend between 7/30/21-8/21/21 go and see it, it's free... email us for details Hookedondraconics@gmail.com) So the rest of us recap the story so far, in a somewhat scattered and strewed way. This is strictly a filler episode really...
Once upon a time, Umadine awoke, Then Stump and Terry the bird spoke, That's when Gary and Larry got in on the joke, And Cass said a thing in which nerves did poke... The children were saved and our path forward was paved when confusion of races were waved And the Cidery on the hill is where we gazed. Heading underground is our next need, This episode's structure is a bit of a misdeed. We recorded in a General Grievous Bathtub, Claw-footed, 3-storied, and a really good scrub! https://www.patreon...
Hello Friends and Foes! We have to warn you, this isn't a normal episode of the podcast, we accidentally left Wes in a doomed timeline, and until we retrieve him, you get to hear us talk about things we love in D&D. So if you love our out of character cold opens that sometimes last waaaaaaaay too long, then this is the episode for you!
The group and everyone gathers each other and their wits. Both in game and out... Talon and Stump revisit the town in order to clean up the mess left by Urak, and have a confession with the local Barrister, Drotak in which reviled repercussions revealed righteous revelations! Kind of Sponsored by Stump Studios! https://www.patreon.com/HookedOnDraconics https://twitter.com/hdraconics
Aghast and Acast, Cass is abound to the docks of Bunt's Boatworks! In his first ever solo adventure, our wonderful warlock finds himself face-to-face with another possessed friend of the group. What all will survive this whirlwind encounter will rely on the wits, guile, and power of the most astounding and awesome Aasimar around!
The Ten Ton Tanker known DroTak's bodyguard Ulianna is possessed! While the dwarf barrister has been saved for now, Talon still has a hell of a fight on his hands... Will the group reunite? Will Talon and Stump form the Teenage Mutant Ninja Toads? Will the fungus among us be curable with Bunt's Brew!? The ritual may tell us what we need to do, but it'll still take a group of semi-heroics to perform it! https://www.patreon.com/HookedOnDraconics https://twitter.com/hdraconics...
(Warning: Long rambling intro on this one... If that's your thing, this is the episode for you!) Screams in the Town Centre erupt as our group continues to spring into action... The legend of The Hydra and the Smith continues while Toads and loads of shenanigans happen once we get our hands on the dastardly AnKyloRenasaur! Look up in the sky... is he a bird, a dinosaur, a gas cloud!? Find out this week... on Hooked On Draconics! https://www.patreon.com/HookedOnDraconics https://twitter.com/hdrac...
Mamaaaaa... Just killed a man... Put a Giant Toad behind his head... Whipped his tongue out now he's dead... Derrik's demise deemed due, he invaded our home, harmed our friends... and witnessed Talon rolling a natural 1... he had to go... Meanwhile, Ankylosaurs and Pterodactyl's abound and away as he may have bit off more than he can chew, as he opens up a can of worms that can't be put back and he finds out what the wrath of a Hydra really feels like... (Also Vomit trigger warning at about an h...
