Ep. 10 - The Negotiable Bonds of Love
A stolen strongbox, a blameworthy Marshal Brown and an unconscious Ruby Buckaroo are all headed to an explosive finale.
Aug 21, 2022•33 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Hoofbeats in My Heart
The adventures of Ruby Buckaroo, Bandit Queen of the Cowboys
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Ep. 9 - Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Bank
The Blister and Bucket Highly First-Rate Theatrical Show decides to have their performance in the General Wilfred Cackleberry Memorial Bank, which conveniently holds the strongbox eyed by the Doc and Colonel. Marshal Brown, anxious to act in the show, is clueless — as is Ruby Buckaroo, but that’s because she’s collapsed again.
Aug 07, 2022•27 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Act 3 - Episode 8 - Mr. Pettypott Is Granted His Wish
Yet another Pencil Pointe theatrical venue is reduced to rubble, while the bank president and posse from Wobbly Hills catch up with Ruby and her supposed partner in crime, Marshal Brown.
Jul 24, 2022•19 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Act 3 - Episode 7 - A Truly Explosive Show
The Doc and Colonel arrange to employ a little red flower and some dynamite to dispose of Ruby Buckaroo. But at least Marshal Brown is cured of “Hoofbeats in His Heart.”
Jul 10, 2022•20 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Act 3 - Episode 6 - A Reward for Ruby Is Not Actually a Reward for Ruby
Ruby is wanted dead or alive, and the Doc and Colonel intend to take advantage of the first part of that offer.
Jun 26, 2022•22 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Act 3 - Episode 5 - Ruby and the Marshal and Kody … and Boom!
After an unconscious Ruby Buckaroo is quickly dispatched from Pencil Pointe, she just as quickly returns, hell-bent on revenge against Marshal Brown. And another theatrical venue is reduced to splinters.
Jun 12, 2022•23 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Act 3 - Episode 4 - Pencil Pointe, That’s the Point
As the showfolk converge on the town of Pencil Pointe to perform, their proposed theater is blown to pieces. That’s also what Ruby has in mind for Marshal Brown when she finds out about his new paramour.
May 29, 2022•26 min•Season 3Ep. 4
Act 3 - Episode 3 - Robbing and Heart Throbbing
The Doc and Colonel devise a dastardly scheme involving a strongbox and an unsuspecting Marshal Brown, all as Kody Kyoffee has now fallen for the Marshal. Oh, and did we mention that Ruby Buckaroo and her horse are galloping like the wind with an irate bank president and his posse from the town of Wobbly Hills close behind?
May 15, 2022•24 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Act 3 - Episode 2 - Ruby Who?
Ruby rides off to rob banks and distance herself from the Marshal. To forget Ruby, Marshal Brown joins The Blister and Bucket Highly First-Rate Theatrical Show. He meets singer Kody Kyoffee, which certainly helps.
May 01, 2022•23 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Act 3 - Episode 1 - Unconscious for Love
Ruby Buckaroo, The Bandit Queen of the Cowboys, collapses from a mysterious illness. Traveling showmen Doc Blister and Colonel Charles Tucker Bucket provide a questionable diagnosis – that it’s a reaction to Marshal Shiloh Brown, who is contagious with “Hoofbeats in His Heart.”
Apr 17, 2022•24 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Act 2 - Episode 10 - There’s More Than Gold, Except When There Isn’t
Ruby and the Marshal head for the hills as three of the Broken Dinner Plate Gang, along with the citizens of the now-drained town of Really Rubber Gulch, succumb to gold lust and madly scramble toward the location of Skunkweed Sam’s hidden treasure.
Jun 07, 2020
Act 2 - Episode 9 - Two Hearts Treading Water
Ramón José, Margaret the Marauder and Jackrabbit Red leave the Marshal and Ruby stranded on the now rapidly-sinking barn.
May 31, 2020
Act 2 - Episode 8 - The Venice of the West
The town of Really Rubber Gulch is flooded with the contents of the Arka-Bobba-Teeter-Tayter River. Everyone is on the move while paddling sheds, wagons, cattle, and everything else that’s been previously rubberized and afloat. The Broken Dinner Plate gang and the Marshal row in a floating barn toward the treasure.
May 24, 2020
Act 2 - Episode 7 - The Good One or the Bad One?
The Broken Dinner Plate gang finally possess Skunkweed Sam’s full treasure map, Ruby Buckaroo ponders the bothersome Hoofbeats in Her Heart for both Ramón José and Marshal Brown, while the United States Cavalry and Captain Freep attend to the collapse of the Arka-Bobba-Teeter-Tayter Bridge
May 17, 2020
Act 2 - Episode 6 - Here Comes the Cavalry, There Goes Ruby and the Marshal
The United States Cavalry rides to the rescue of the town of Really Rubber Gulch as remaining gang members Ramón José and Jackrabbit Red are also misguidedly deputized by Captain Freep. Permitting law officer Ruby Buckaroo, the Bandit Queen of the Cowboys, to free Marshal Brown from his jail cell for a second time.
May 10, 2020
Act 2 - Episode 5 - Now They’re Deputizing Bandits
Ruby Buckaroo and her fellow Broken Dinner Plate gang member Margaret the Marauder are erroneously deputized by Captain Freep. The other half of the gang, Ramón José and Jackrabbit Red, are in hot pursuit of Marshal Shiloh Brown as their horses race over the Arka-Bobba-Teeter-Tayter Bridge.
May 03, 2020
Act 2 - Episode 4 - The Broken Dinner Plate Gang Rides Again – for the First Time
Almost a victim of Ramón José but freed from his jail cell by Ruby Buckaroo, Marshal Brown is forced to ride with the Broken Dinner Plate Gang to recover the missing treasure map fragment.
Apr 26, 2020
Act 2 - Episode 3 - The Ol’ Jail Cell Switcheroo
Bandit Ruby is rewarded by Captain Leonardo Freep after he mistakenly jails Marshal Brown as an accomplice to the late lamented outlaw Skunkweed Sam.
Apr 19, 2020
Act 2 - Episode 2 - Broken Hearts and Broken Dishes
Threatened by his superior officer Captain Leonardo Freep, Marshal Brown arrests Ruby Buckaroo. Meanwhile, Ramón José (El Bandido de la Melodía, the Melody Bandit) is hunting down the Marshal to recover his missing piece of Skunkweed Sam’s treasure map. Which the Marshal has since mailed to Mosquito Junction.
Apr 12, 2020
Act 2 - Episode 1 - And You Thought This Story Was Over with the Last Series
Is it possible that a dashing bandit rekindles a stampede of Hoofbeats in My Heart within the innards of Ruby Buckaroo, the Bandit Queen of the Cowboys? Or that Marshal Shiloh Brown holds the missing piece of Skunkweed Sam’s treasure map that is so eagerly sought by The Broken Dinner Plate Gang? Of which Ruby is a member?
Apr 05, 2020
Act 1 - Episode 13 - The End of the Beginning of the Beginning of the End
It’s a festive day for a double wedding and everyone in West Buzzard’s Bottom turns out for the celebration. Well, almost everyone.
Dec 22, 2017•19 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Act 1 - Episode 12 – Same Chase, Different Chasee
A disinfected One-Eyed Rat Saloon is transformed into a court of law. Zachariah Leech, sole owner and operator of the Buzzard’s Bottom Gazette serves as judge and attempts to get to the bottom of what’s been going on for the last 12 episodes.
Dec 20, 2017•21 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Act 1 - Episode 11 – The Finger Points at Shiloh Brown, Sort of
Both Ruby and the Marshall independently stumble their way onto Captain Grabbeebee’s Floating Circus Barge. Will entry into the big show provide something more than entertainment? Like maybe some answers?
Dec 18, 2017•22 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Act 1 - Episode 10 - The End – or Is It?
Marshall Shiloh Brown escapes his re-confinement as Ruby Buckaroo travels into a goldmine for some clues.
Dec 04, 2017•18 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Act 1 - Episode 9 - If He Thought Yesterday Was Bad
The pursuer is pursued as Marshall Shiloh Brown is chased by the entire town of West Buzzard’s Bottom, with Ruby Buckaroo leveling very serious charges indeed.
Nov 20, 2017•17 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Act 1 - Episode 8 - Running for His Health
A jailbreaking Marshall Shiloh Brown happens upon three rodeo champions, the Saddle Up Sisters, and realizes he has essentially tripled the amount of hot water he is in.
Nov 06, 2017•19 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Act 1 - Episode 7 - Rightly Wrong or Wrongly Right?
Sheriff Huck Buckskin dumps Marshall Brown into the fearsome jaws of justice as a heartbroken Ruby Buckaroo teeters on the edge of the great beyond.
Oct 23, 2017•17 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Act 1 - Episode 6 - Love is a Five-Letter Word
Ruby Buckaroon, The Bandit Queen of the Cowboys, finds herself powerless to break free from the mighty grip of Hoofbeats in Her Heart - for now
Oct 09, 2017•18 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Act 1 - Episode 5 - Stampede Stomp
A captured Ruby Buckaroo takes to the dance floor of the Clem W. M’Dew School House and Horse Barn, forming an awkward love-triangle with her arresting officer, Marshall Shiloh Brown, and her very jealous ex-suitor Sheriff Huck Buckskin.
Sep 25, 2017•22 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Act 1 - Episode 4 - From Badder to Worser
Marshall Brown is sufficiently recovered from the stampeding Hoofbeats in His heart to form a posse. His hunt for Ruby Buckaroo is impeded by the stampeding hoofbeats of an actual herd of cattle.
Sep 11, 2017•16 min•Season 1Ep. 4
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