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You Scared? Go To Church

Mar 01, 202337 minSeason 2Ep. 9
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I'm sorry, but I have to talk about the balloon. And not so much about the balloon itself but the shoulder shoving match the US and China are in. 

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You know, sometimes the diplomacy on the global scale is a little less gangster and much more like middle school shoving shoulder, let's go right now, right now, like nobody really punching because you're both low key scared, but you don't want the other person to know that you're scared. Yeah, I'm saying so sometimes you just be throwing words. Really it's more of efficient expedition. I'm trying to figure out, and all information is good information, you know, I'm just

trying to figure out what makes you scared. So your reaction to whatever words I'm saying, whatever threats has happened, and whatever moves I'm making shows me more than what you could ever say to me. And even if you've like you know, done this before, you know, you try to few you know, you don't test it. This this this kid A couple of times, oh y'all ain't each other. A couple of times, you know, where where that person may have fell last year may not be the way

they feel this year. You know, maybe maybe home you don't hit the gym, you're feeling a little more froggy, you know, or maybe something else having maybe his uh, what was making him brave last year was you know, his cousin was still went to the school, so he knew if some went down, you know what I'm saying, Like he could just hold out to because jump in, I don't know who the point is. You gotta keep poking the figure out. But the thing is you. You

might be poking, but the truth is you. You know, you're just as scared as he is. You might be kind of hoping, you know, all this kind of like get squashed too, you know, in a way that make you not look like a puck, you know, but like at least she ain't gotta really square up with old boy because that might cause us a lot, you know. But I also can't just I can't be the one to back down. So you commenced to continue to shove

shoulders and go in a circle. Oh lord, I can't believe I got to talk about this balloon hood politics, y'all? All right, what's up? Y'all? Welcome to an absurd episode of hood politics. I know we're probably how many episodes ahead of four on four episodes ahead, so y'all probably not talking about this dang no more because it's then't being shot down, you know, over Myrtle Beach, which is

the most hilarious. We're not the most it's one of the hilarious parts of this because it's so Myrtle Beach. We're gonna shoot this over here, you know. But there's actually outside of the fact that this might be the worst kept secret ever that like country spy on each other, like you think we come on, y'all, country spy on themselves. You know. It's nineteen There was three balloons spotted over

United States sovereign air. The only thing is United States put it up there, you know, because we were trying to figure out some drug routes. Not only that, satellites about me. They all the way in space. Can't nobody see them? Of course they spotted all this. And also, don't your face open your phone? Don't you geo tag all your pictures? I mean, y'all we already we already surveiled. I mean, look, facial recognition technology at Madison Square Garden.

I don't know if y'all saw this story. Charles Opley can't come to Madison Square Garden because as soon as he walked in, they recognize his face by Facebook recognition and kick this fool out a lady that just works for the law firm that happened to be representing somebody that's suing the owner of Madison Square Garden. She just worked there, that's not even her case. The facial recognition technology recognized her and was like, ma'am, you got to go.

You ain't allowed in our building because you worked for a firm that we got beef with. Fam What makes you think we're not being surveiled. Hell, all of your doors got rings, got the ring bell? Did y'all listen to in our network Jacob han Rahams or series about Amazon? Did they just give that footage to the police. Come on, y'all, you know we already being watched. So the question is, why is this one such a big deal? Why is

this one in the news? Was a lot of reasons, and why trying to so bold as to put something so obviously in the air. Why was they so cool with telling us like, oh, yeah, that's ours? And then why was the last so silly? And why was we in such a tussle, such a tuzzy you know what I'm saying? You scared? Go to church now. Also, let me let me back up and tell y'all a little bit of a black people slaying here. You scared called the police. Now. The first time I heard that, I

was playing dominoes with my father. Now, my daddy, smooth talker, very intelligent man, old school from Dallas, Texas. I've brought up his backstory off and you know, very affectionate, very ladies man, very smooth, very street, you know, very intelligent, war vet, black panther. It is what it is. Either way, something about being them Dallas boys. It's I don't know, something in the water. They could play dominos like, that's what they do, them Dallas boys. Them use them Texas boys.

They played them some dominoes. My sound guy, you know, my role manager, sound guy, my man Matt Shaw. Let me tell you something. I don't lose. I very rarely lose in dominoes. Matt got dog. That boy be putting a hurting on me, and it just it frustrates me so much. But I realize it's Dallas because Matt from Dallas, and that's that's just what they do. Anyway. The first time I heard scared called the police, Scared go to church was while I'm playing dominoes. I was apparently taking

too long to think of my next move. Now, listen, I'm like a ninth grader, you know, playing balls at my dad's house during his week while I was with his week with my you know, with him, and I'm playing dominos, and the type of trash talk that come out this man mouth, you would think we was on the playground, like playing basketball, and you were just like,

he talks so much trash. So when you take too long, he's like, you scared, go to church, Like you're scared to play your hand because you know I'm gonna get twenty five of them things on you. The man reading the place so well, it's just two of us playing. We're at the bone yard over there in the corner, and he looking at me while I'm waiting to play, looking at the board, he was like, play the blank six. Scared, scared,

go to church? Play the blank six. And I'm like, how to hell you know I got a blank six? Because it's ten other dominoes in the bone yard. Now, if you know the game of dominoes, if you know it well enough, you know exactly how he knows. Now I know how he knows, and it's based on the

plays the other person has done. As the play has been going because had you had these other dominoes in your hands, you would have played them because you would have easily scored, you know, four hands ago, which says to me that you didn't have this domino that you should have needed. Now as I look at this board and I'm going, okay, it's a blank over there, there's four sixes on the board already, He like, I got

two of them. You're not playing on the three or the five, because if you had the domino you need, you would have easily got fifteen points. Obviously, all you have is a blank six. It's just you have to know the game to know this stuff, because there's I don't need to explain all that either way. He was right. I was scared because I know if I played this blank six, even though it's the only play I may have, I can't pull from the bone yard because I can

actually play. He scared, go to church. I'm just like he hadn't already got the bone in his hand, already raised up about to slam this thing. I'm like, damn, play the blank six. I'm not knocking. Y'all know y'all heard that that that I'd be cheating. You're not allowed to knock. If you could play play the blank six bow twenty five, I'll be like, I'm scared. Called the police. He knew I was scared. It's the point I'm making.

He know you scared, and he know you scared based on not what you're telling me, but what you're not telling me, on how you're reacting to various other plays that are happening on the table. One day, I had a chance to witness him and my uncle, you know, God rest his soul. I got to witness them to play, and it was really like kind of crazy because I was It was really like my first time actually meeting

my uncle. And I had never seen him interact with his brother's mom, his other brother, you know, he passed away on some gang violent stuff before I was around, but his younger brother, I had never seen him interact. I'd never seen him to interact because I just didn't grow up with him anyway. Watching them to play and they're mumbling just like sixties seventies slang to each other, and it's but they real calm, they're not yelling. It's just I was like, I never seen nothing like this.

While it was playing dominoes, you know, what I'm saying, Hey, look s giggled, put that on play and split it jack, you know, just talking back and forth to each other. And I'm just like, yo, they're they're talking trash to each other. This is the most amazing thing. And then predicting I tried to play you'll tried to play threes with him once and when I tell you, they ran me off that table. Uncle's like, nephew, your daddy ain't teach you how to play bones, like you're talking trash.

I'm like, yo, I'm out the first house with y'all. Like I'm not. Y'all ain't scund me out like we were all three of us in the second house, Like how you for the douy like this stuff. He's say, p J, that's what he called my dad. PJ, I ain't teach your son how to play bones. And my dad just not even looking up. He was like, hey, listen, I can't squeeze water out of the turn up fifteen. He's I'm like, god, dog, why y'all both talking trash? Anyway,

that was an incredibly long explanation of the phrase. Let's get to the actual topic. Let's take a break water out of the turn up. Now to understand all of this, you got to go back to the original, you know, kind of explanation out of tiding about was like the shoulder shoving, you know, when when the two kids is like in the middle of the circle shoving each other by the shoulders. You gotta go back to that to

actually understand what I'm talking about here. So if the two kids in the middle in this scenario are America and China, which means that obviously there was a build up to this. That first time you walking into that circle, that's not the first time y'all and call eyes with each other or or cross each other in the hallway. One of y'all may have mistaken a sideways look or like a teeth sucking as like a disrespect to you,

you know what I'm saying. And then when that food like kind of frowned at you, you're like, oh, with this singer frowning at you know what I'm saying. And now and now you're like, man, I don't know, it's fool over. You're mad dogging me for no reason, you know what I'm saying, And he mad dogging you'd be because he thought that you was like mad dogging him. Mad dogging is so niceties, that's so funny, y'all say,

mad dogging, y'all say. Anyway, so you got this this build up, and both of y'all know it could get really bad out here, and both of y'all got reputations to uphold. But don't nobody really feel like throwing or catching phase, especially when, like I mean, I feel like I noticed too. I feel like I probably could take this fool but I don't know, like I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be arrogant about it. That's kind

of china An American diplomacy right now. So look, According to the Watchington Post, the Defense Department has notified Congress of several previous incursions of I'm reading right from the article of US airspace by Chinese surveillance balloons with early your sightings near Texas, Florida, Hawaii, and Guam. US officials

said this on Sunday. Now, I remember I'm reading this February seventh, And while they all lambasting Biden about this mug, the Defensial's officials said that several of those incidents occurred

during the Trump administration. Walt said and officials had also said that during the news briefing on Saturday, Now, the Defense Department was not specific about where and which in which state it previous incurred, and he also added that officials did not say whether the balloons made it into US airspace, which extends twelve nautical miles from the shore of the US territory, and then Fox News reported the

locations now. The account, verified by two US officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issues, adds to an issue that became vexing to the US government right. One of the other officials, a congressional aid, said that this disclosure came during a phone briefing with congressional leaders and national committees. The administration official briefing them said that other incidents had mostly been off

the coast of the United States. It goes on to say that most of the Trump officials was like, I don't recall these messages, which is what I would say too, but especially seeing how everybody acting like I'll remember it is, but you know Trump Trump Trump's m is like, I don't want nobody to worry. I want everybody think I got it under control. That's why he didn't do nothing about COVID, remember, because it was like, no, everything's fine, to worry about it. I'll take care of it. Worry

about it. He don't want people to freak out. So it lines up to me that he definitely ain't tell nobody this win damn anyway, So Anthony blinkin, you know, our highest ranking diplomat was on his way over there to China. But this is not this didn't start fam when Biden got elected like this. This is this is a long standing sort of like slow cooking kind of beef, and she's pining them. They've been kind of like they've been kind of real quiet because they was doing this

zero tolerance sort of situation with COVID. So it was getting it was a little weird over there, you know. So she's in pink, wasn't showing up to a lot of stuff. So since he wasn't at the function, you know what I'm saying, why the rest of us was trying to figure out what we're trying to do. It's like that black box, that kind of confusion about the fact that you kind of ain't been really been around, you know what I'm saying, make us really not really know,

really was good. All we hearing is stories about how, you know, you're getting a little more reckless with your own people. So we don't really know like where where his head at, where his head is at right now now. You know, China been on a mission to try to become that next global superpower for a while. You know, they've been positioning themselves in global markets and global economies kind of like setting up their big homies. And you

know what's already weird. They're tied with Russia, so we already kind of like, I don't know, we don't really mess with Russia like that, but y'all messing with them like that. But China so about themselves, which is something that we should understand, but we kind of don't. So it's like, I don't really know if trying to really mess with Russia like that for real, for real, or you just trying to like get yourself in position, And

it's not like they're telling us. All we know is sort of the financial moves they're making and the reality of how much of our economy this where like, you know, some of the traditional conservatism kind of make a little most sense because a lot of our economic stability is tied to whether I got they stopped together, whether me

and them stay cool. Now that's not a new scenario because remember we've been running off you know, dead dinosaurs for so long, and it's a gang of dead dinosaurs under the Middle East, under these Arab nations that we've been destabilizing forever, you know what I'm saying. So we've been relying on the resources of people we're supposed to be at war with, or enemies with, or in competition with.

This whole time, you set yourself up in a situation where it's like, look, these fools can decide at any point they're not cool with us no more. And the somewhat kind of sane version of the conservative movement or Republican politics that is clearly not the Republican probably you're talking right now, especially about this dead sealing stuff. You know, I'm saying, like, which is a whole other story. But the traditional thing is like, yo, whatever we can do

a home. We need to do a home. Joe said, like, mad, look, if you could we out here DoorDash and everything you feel me and then mad at the money and all the search charges. When it's like fam you could just cook it home. You may not be the best sushi roller, you feel me, but you can just get some salmon and like try your best, or just not eat the sush just do something else, right, or you even if let's go on with the door dash situation, you could just go pick it up. You could just go drive

yourself rather than being so mad at the search charges. Right, So in that sense that kind of makes sense. Nonetheless, a global economy, which is just where the world is now, Like you know, we're just not in a season or era where having a full isolationist attitude about stuff, it's just not really possible. It's just that's just not global economy. That it's one planet. It is what it is. You know, we're only all the humans only live on the part of the planet that is dry land, which is barely

thirty percent, you know what I'm saying. So we all stuck on these little rocks, you know, in the middle of this vast blue water planet, which is really the planets, the water planet, you know what I'm saying, Like, if we're doing percentages, we all stuck on these little tiny islands on this island planet or this this water planet. We should learn how to work together. These borders are made up, so what global economy is more recognizing the

reality of the planet we actually live on. China ain't no different than us. They just on the other side of the rock, you know what I'm saying. That being said, China like they side of the rock. You know, they've kind of been looking at America. Yeah, y'all been up too long. Y'all been running these little rocks way too long. It's time somebody else have a turn. Now. We can't just go over there. And that's why I say, that's why we're back to the shoving match. Now. I can't

just go over there and start shooting at y'all. I can't just go over there and start taking stuff. But I can set it up to where you actually need me while you think you big and bad. So like that's kind of the situation. But for the only way for me to know for real, for real, is I need some intel. Now they're not special with that America getting intel all over the place. Y'all. Don't remember that fake Twitter. We didn't set up in the car Cuba. We didn't made a fake Twitter. That's really just a

just we spine Like this spy games. Nobody innocent, right, nobody innocent? Now, next question is why balloon when satellites exist. Well, satellites are rather expensive. I don't know if you know that they all the way in space and they can't stay still. I mean we think of it like this. You know your iPhone shoots four k in tendp. I mean you could buy the big DSLR Sony red camera for you know, twenty thousand dollars. I mean you could, and I mean I guess we could tell the difference.

I guess it's better or your phone already shoot four k, so it's I mean you already carrying that. So that's a little I mean it's a little cheap cheaper. Why go with this low tech when you got the high tech? Well maybe you ain't got the high tech. Maybe the high tech it led too expensive. Why would I do that when I could just flow to bulloo? I mean the USA floated the balloon, like I said, So that's that's that's why a balloon. Secondly, has this happened before? Yeah,

it happened three times during Trump's presidency. But again, all information is good information. What China learned was like, well, when we did it while Trump was You think about it like you take notes. Huh interesting, we did it while they had that other president and it wasn't even a blip on the news. Now at this dude, Then now it's all over. Now it's all over everything. They're talking about this for the next week and a half.

China goes, huh interesting. I think I found Maybe you don't know what to do with that information, but that's valuable information. Who cares what's on the actual software that they found out? That's icing on the cake. You can't think about this for a second. You can't possibly not know that if you float something over somewhere else, they probably gonna get it. You think you don't already shot back the information from that, You think we don't know that that would be oh, such a waste of money.

Now that being said, just like America ain't all on the same page, what makes you think China all on the same page. Everybody in China's government may not all agree on what they do. We can't put it because we don't all agree. Hell, have you been here? We say China capital set like they want they not want people, just like we not want people. Not only do we not agree with everything our government do. Our government don't agree with everything our government do. Yo, I'm said, our

government don't even know everything our government do. It's the same at China. Everybody ain't with it. Everybody don't like everybody's moves. Just because it made it out, don't mean that they all down. Somebody might have been like this the dumbest idea I ever heard. Other people like be like, shut up, this is what we're doing. Anyway. Of course they knew, like come on, y'all, of course they knew

it was gonna get captured in some way. But maybe I'm just saying using my antentas maybe that wasn't necessarily the point. And you gotta play this song and dance and be like, oh my bad. China's like, yo, chill, I mean it's ours. I mean, I can't deny that as ours. But like dog were just kind of like, I mean, I do not know this man, Like that's just a civilian. This is a weather joint, you know,

wink wink. We all playing the same game, right, I mean, for real, y'all think the second largest economy in the world ain't already spying on us. They really got to float these little balloons. Now I don't have to it's cheaper and it kind of trolls a little bit. So next it's like, so China learns really a way to exploit the fractions in our own system, because again, did nobody say nothing two years ago? Now everybody dragging you, mister president, for your inaction. Ain't like fam I'll just

be a transparent I'm trying to follow protocol. I told it. I told him to shoot it down on Wednesday. They waited until Saturday because they was trying to make sure that the debris don't fall on nothing but some water, which may or may not be true. But if you China, you paid attention to that too. I see how y'all

handled that. Oh, I see it. So y'all in a situation where your president, I mean, it's Lou's Louis he can't win, no matter what he'd do, and y'all willing to expose this fool no matter what he'd do, you know, I mean, yo, last dude, he was talking shit all the time. You feel me. He was blaming stuff all the time. But I mean, I see y'all handle this different.

That's good to know sometimes, to see how the thing plays out is more valuable than the answer to whatever question you had actually is, because how it plays out actually answers the question. It makes me know really where y'all's weaknesses are and y'all strengths are. It makes me know where your line is. What you consider out of pocket or not, not what you're saying you consider out of pocket, but how you acting. That's showing me what's

out of pocket. It's finding somebody's triggers. It's finding somebody trauma points where their PTSD is. Now this sounds terrible, but remember this some hood stuff. I need to know. This is this is some fuck your dad homies. You know what I'm saying, Like, I don't really ain't worried about you. Oh your mama, where your grandma stay? They ain't no kin of mine. I'm trying to figure out what's gonna get up under your skin. I'm trying to figure out what's gonna get you so out of your game.

You know you have look sometimes when you playing sports, this is this is I mean, I look, this is universal. When you're playing sports. Amount when you could get that food to start crying because they frustrated, you're gonna win aything out of control. You're gonna win every time. You know, when we roasted like the art of roasting fools. You know what I'm saying, which comes in eight to black people.

You know, if you get somebody holding back their tears, oh dog, I mean that's it's gas pedal time because none of the jokes you're gonna get off for funny. And the more angry you get, the more angry that person get, the more frustrated that get the bigger hole because you know what I'm saying, they didn't got up under your skin. Now granted, there's another side of that, right because you might end up being North Korea who

start crying. You know what I'm saying. You mess around, shoot down show sony like they did last time over that movie. You just never know somebody volatile like that, you feel, but you can't poking them too much, you know what I'm saying, but at least trying to got some sense. You're yo yo yo poking. Don't career too much, you know what I'm saying. Like now you now, now have you have you noticed maybe you've noticed we don't talk about them much. China took note of that. We

just talked about him all the time. I want to talk about him. No more, has he? Uh? Has Kim Jung Won got quieter? No, we're just not talking about it. Trying to take a note now on us. We're looking at this, were like, okay, we're also taking notes. Why you feel this bold? Okay, what you got going on over there? And actually, in a lot of ways, this is somewhat of a diplomatic l for y'all because your you know, zero COVID thing went to crap like that ain't work, you feel me, and you need you gotta

go save some face. You know, you kind of been, like I said, you ain't been at the function for a while, so people thinking, you know what I'm saying, you might be a little bit kind of a weirdo here. And we was on our way like we was finn a pull up to see like how we can, like you know what I'm saying, kind of make this work, make this work for maybe everybody's benefit, you know what

I'm saying. So I think in some ways and from our perspective, she's mpinging them like China actually stood to gain a lot more than we did by us going over there. We look like good folks, like we trying, but in a lot of ways that like it was kind of legitimizing, like Okay, China, y'all back, y'all back, y'all back in the city, You're back in the streets, you're back in the hood. So we show okay, y'all

back in the hood. Okay, we're good. Then so us pulling up and being like hey, China back like that's like it's good, right, But then you're gonna do this almost like you're trying to make us look like a herb, and then kind of fulling back and being like, Yo, chill while y'all like, damn fam you're scared. Go to church, bro, you're scared. Called the Paulie. I want you so scared of y'all gotta chill. Damn THANKYLO my day Wade, Like you know what I'm saying, Like that's China, like yo

kind of my Daywade, Like Yo, kick it. Y'ain't gotta send the damn air force. I'd have told you what it was. You got balloons all over the place. You still like shut down TikTok so. I don't even know. And that's another thing. China already trolling us because the TikTok algorithmate that they created it ain't in their space. They know they know what it due to their brains that I let that happen to y'all. You Yeah, I mean,

I'm gonna get you hooked on. I'm gonna get you hooked on this high fruit toast corn sirp you feel me and like, y'all, y'all figure it out. Well, I don't serve that to my own kids now, y'all, Like, look, I sell you that do get high on your own supply? Now you feel me. That's China that's trying to tell you. I don't get how my own supply. Y'all can have it? Though, y'all got a chill though, fam like, what is this? Why y'all all? Y'all going bonkers? Ooh, it's like, damn,

why are you so obsessed with me? You feel me like that? So so try to kind of troll it in that sense. So then we go, huh, that's interesting you feel the need to troll us. I mean, you're scared so right now, as of the day that I'm recording this, February seven, I don't know how long that little circle gonna last, you know, in between fourth period with where y'all have thrown down your backpacks and you just shoving shoulders at each other, going in circles. On

the score right now, let score right now. We could get down, We can get down. It's nothing. It's nothing, homie. Maybe need to chill. Bro, I wasn't even looking at you. I don't even say nothing to your dog. Nah man, Like my homie Bobby Bryant said this today. He was like he heard some foods be like, you subliminally dissed me. It's like, yo, that hell is a subliminal dis like. So you just like, man, you talk shit about my girl. You're talking shit right now? Bro, Like what why are

you talking shit? Why are you talking shit? It's just like bumping shoulders right now. You're scared? Call the police, nigga, you scared all the charge? Maybe was so scared of man? Kick it you big bad America, you big bad China. What you scared of? What you want to know? What you want to do, what you want to do. That's basically what's happening right now. But the crazy part again is I like, I can't stress this enough. This ain't

new they haven't done this multiple times. What we need to ask ourselves is why was y'all not telling us before? And why is it such a big deal now? And that's this whole premise of this thing that should tell us something. All information is good information. And again, like my man justin the company man says, I don't have the answer to this. I just think it's interesting little politics, y'all. Y'all, y'all. This thing right here was recorded by Me Propaganda and

East Low Spoiled Heights, Los Angeles, California. This thing was mixed, edited, mastered, and scored by the one and the only Matt Olsowski. Y'all check out this fool's music. I mean it's incredible. Executive produced by Sophie Lichtman for Cool Zone Media. Man, and thank you for everybody who continue to tap in with us. Make sure you leaving reviews and five star ratings and sharing it with the homies so we could get this thing pushed up in the algorithm and listen.

I just want to remind you these people is I'm smarter than you. If you understand city living, you understand politics. We'll see you next week.

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