While most of my audiences, like terminally online, y'all understand the Internet very well, Like I'm not talking to people that just don't really understand Internet. Y'all generally don't exist in the same cracks and crevices is is that I do on the Internet. I don't say that as a dis I just say that as a as a matter of observation and in fact, you know you, this is just who the audience I got. And I'm proud and live each and every one of y'all to the extent
that I possibly can. But we just exist in different spaces. I am clearly introducing you to things that you ain't never heard of. I had somebody reply to me on Twitter saying they have never heard of Nos and they was gonna do they, you know, homework on his back catalog, which is great. I'm glad I was able to introduce to you a living legend, you know what I'm saying. But that is evidence to me that like, Okay, yeah, now, y'all, my audience, y'all, not a good percentage of y'all, not
really from where I'm from. Now that's not to say that those that are don't reply, it's just a lot of them already know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm saying, and don't feel the need to reply
to me. The point is, apparently I'm introducing a lot of y'all to some of this stuff, which means this, I need to introduce you all to uh if you don't know who Scissor is R and B singer female, she's like really, she's like heir to the throne as far as like this new gen of like black female singers, you know, like you got your Jasmine Sullivan's of the world. Obviously Beyonce is the queen her right, So HER's the
name of the singer. Okay, when Jasmine Sullivan and her sang at the Super Bowl I think that was last year, people like all of a sudden being like who are these and we're like, what do you That's that's our girl, you know what I'm saying. But anyway, Scissor, she's on T d E and as Kendrick transitions from being you know, on the label into his own like PG Lane thing, she becomes I mean essentially the flagship you know, artists
for them. The point I'm bringing her up is that she's in this like neck and neck race with Lebron James. Follow me. If you're in black Twitter, you already know where I'm going with this. Both of them just be unnecessarily lying about stuff, and it's funny. It's funny to us because we're like, why is you lying about this? Like lying about unnecessary things. And there was memes going around when Lebron talked about how he was on me Gooes like super earlier. Oh man, I was on me Gooes. Man.
I was trying to tell the home He's like, y'all gotta get on this back in two thousand and eleven. You know what I'm saying, Like you gotta get on this, right. But the thing is the mixtape he was trying to put everybody on didn't come out until a year later, so it was like you, why is you lying about this? Right? So then Foods just started like finding all these clips up Brod just like unnecessarily like nigger, You're the greatest player in the league right now, Like why what is you?
Why is you lying about this? And it became funny, right, So, and then food started comparing him to Scissor because she just be saying some outlanded stuff in in these interviews and people are like, what sissor, we love you, we already approve of you, Like what did you? Why are you doing this? And again, if you know anything about black people, like there's very few things we take serious. Nothing is safe with us. What I y'all saw the new this is a few weeks later. But again you're
not in our circles. If y'all saw the new mL CASE statue that was unveiled in Boston. Now here's the thing, man, I'm an artist. You never want your art dragged or misunderstood. That's probably the most painful thing you could ever say. And this particular sculptor is actually a world renowned, excellent sculptor. And what he tried to do was this picture of the arms of the sculpture, you know, of the arms of MLK, Martin Luther King Jr. And Claretta Scott King.
This photo of them when he won the Norbel Peace Prize and they were hugging. The problem is, as you walk around the thing, the sculpture kind of looked like either Martin showing what that mouth do or Claretta is holding his jump. It's so that's just how it looks as you spin around the sculpture and listen when I tell you, nobody is safe with black people. If we were dragged because it's funny, I don't care who it is, the the sculpture look for, we don't take the listen.
Nobody is safe. We will laugh at anything because it's if it's funny, we're gonna laugh. Remember I tried to tell you all about when the Queen died like that to my grandma, Like, I don't care, it's funny when that's that's just is it a is it a trauma response? Is a coping mechanism? Probably? I don't you probably right. The point is that's just how we do stuff. It's funny to us. And I told you before. I'm pretty
sure I told you before. How the collective zeygeys of black culture when if we don't laugh, worry when we ignore you, worry when you're not even a blip on our radar. That's really how you know we're done. It's like you don't you don't even show up in the feed, won't even won't even care enough to crack jokes about you. No more generally means yeah, that's when you got. That's what you gotta worry. It's like you won't even I don't even care, you know, says that we care about,
But she just wrow we care about. But y'all just be lying And it's funny to us. At some point, somebody's gonna leave back and be like, Yo, come get yo. Somebody could get this girl. You ever heard the phrase man, take this fool's phone away from them, like somebody take this fool phone, like just come get you yo? Who's man is this? And why do you still unnecessarily lying? You already got the job. I think you know where I'm going with this yo? Who's man is this? Can
we talk about George Santos pilot? Text? Y'all? Who's man is this? Yo? Who's man is this yo? Whose man is this yo? Whose man is this yo? Who's man is this yo? Yo? Who's man is this? Whose man is this? Yo? Okay, okay, listen, First of all, we've all done it. No listen, don't lie to me, don't lie to your podcast feed right now, don't lie to yourself. We have all done it. Somebody to name some band,
some album, some group. And when you was young and probably even now, you pretended like you actually knew who the hell they was talking about. When you was younger, you was doing something like, oh no, I like that first record. Listen, don't lie to me. You ain't. You can't tell me you have it. At some point been like, oh, yeah, no, I heard of him. I heard the name. Man, I can't remember the I heard the name though, like Foo, you ain't heard the name. You cannot tell me that
you don't remember. At some point something fool at school, being like, oh, I got a girl. She go to an other school, though she don't go to our school. She go to another school. A you you didn't meet, Oh I met her over the summer. Yeah, yeah, y'all, y'all probably don't know her though you can't tell me. You can't tell me you ain't walked back to the lunch tables and you just embellished. You know what I'm saying,
your whole backstory. Listen. If you was like me and you moved a lot, you had a chance to pull up to a new school, you can create your own backstory. Don't you tell me you ain't. At some point created a brand new backstory, you cat. That's you know you have, But most of us got sense enough to make sure that if we cap it like this just out here, lying that they are not easily verifiable facts or lies that it's not with an effortless of with the easiest
of Google, we can prove that you lie. Hopefully, if you lied about something, it's something as trivial, as ridiculous as yes, I've heard of the pencil Shakes listen. Was I did I because I was an underground hip hop fan. As many times as I have made up names of band of rappers and being like, yo, you heard of you know what I'm saying. You heard a young you're a young shooter Dog. They're like, oh yeah, man, that
food dog. It's like I made that ship up. You don't know what I'm talking about, right, Or as many times as somebody has done that to me that I had to finally learn to be like, wait a minute, I'll be doing that to everybody, so like, now I heard of them all you ain't up on this, And then you get all worried when they like, damn fool, you ain't heard of that fool Dang, Then you feel like a sucker. So you'll be like, uh, well, I think I heard the name. Listen, don't ever cap in
stuff as easily verifiable as false. Now you don't lie on your resume. Maybe you know what I'm saying. You don't like judged up a bit. You feel me like I just learned that words judged up a bit, but not on some ship that's easily verifiable. And from where I'm from, that type of false flagging, if it's unnecessary stuff, stuff that don't really matter, it's just funny. Then we just think you're a weirdo and everybody know not to Just don't nobody tell you. They business like all right,
this I don't know. Look, look how me he's just unnecessarily lying. So just like, don't believe nothing this nigga say, you know what I'm saying. But when it's around stuff that matters, I say false flagging. That's ah, it's that's some uh particular gang talk. When you when you're claiming a set you're not really from. When you go to that hood and don't nobody know you, that get you
mocked like that is very very very dangerous. You reppor hood that don't nobody know you in oh, this this is this is dangerous, Like you are stepping into some stuff that will get you laid, and not in the good way, if you know what I mean, I'm stupid. I don't know where that guy came from. Listen, And you can't lie on the resume to the extent that you've shown some sort of expertise and they're like, okay, so here go this project and you don't know what
the hell you do it. Listen. I don't know what George saying so long game was, but big of me. You're in the door, Now what the hell you gonna do? And they start calling you are the expertise you say you've got? But yeah, I have often wondered, as many times as I've sent in resumes or cvs or you know, job applications, I have often wondered if these employers actually
checked the references I know. In my field with touring and music and hip hop, uh, specifically in music, there's this thing called pole star, right, and pole Star is a reference to this database of something that's called hard ticket sales. There's two things in the music business called hard ticket sales and soft ticket sales. Soft ticket sales are like, if you get booked for a festival, Okay, my name is on this poster for this festival. I
cannot put on my resume that I sold thirty thousand tickets. No, I didn't sell thirties thousand tickets. I may have performed at an event that had thirty thousand people, but was they at my stage? No, NIGGI. You was on the side stage at three thirty pm. And if you've ever been to a festival, uh, if you get that twelve o'clock two o'clock slot, listen, don't post no pictures because God, get me real with you. I have played that twelve o'clock slot on the on the main stage before. It's
cool to say you old the bag stage. But ain't nobody out there, Ain't nobody watching? It's blazing hot, ain't nobody watching your set? You this? This is a rehearsal. This is a rehearsal with an amazing sound. That's what this is. That two o'clock maybe people start from. If you could get that, if you're not the headliner, but
you could get that six seven thirty. You know what I'm saying that that five thirty six seven thirty, when the sun starting to come down, you could positively you got a nice little crowd in front of you now that you can start talking about you feel me Now if you headline in this festival, then you can start putting this on your resume. But those are still called
soft ticket sales. Hard ticket sales are tour dates. This is my name on this flyre for Thursday night at this event you are, this crowd is coming for me. I sold this many tickets in this market, in this city on this night. So whatever venue you're at, they report to and not luckily now it's it's automated. You used to not be automated. You used to have to make sure that the promoter did this, submitted those numbers.
But if it's a registered music venue, if I sold a hundred tickets, two hundred tickets, five tickets, I think for me the most I've ever had registered on there was I think for myself, I sold eight tickets. That was the most I've ever sold for myself. There was one where I co headlined and we sold tickets, and then there's times where like I was like first support or whatever where we tried to colne co headline. But the truth is I know these people were there for us.
That was at the House of Blues and Anaheim was fifteen tickets, right, But that tickets doesn't go under me. It goes under a line that's like direct support, but that goes for the headline, and and and post starts going to say, that's a co headline. So if I go to a room, if I come to a city, my manager, my booking agent hits them up and there's like, hey, we want to bring prop in. You know, he did sixteen hundred tickets in this place. Can you get him
this room. The promoter goes, oh, that's that's cool. Poll star dot com says, here, you only did three hundred. You just look like an idiot because you can easily verify unless the promoter don't do their homework. And if the promoter don't do their homework, here's what happens. You get the venue this big old two thousand seed O you sold six hunter, Well, let's get a venue for two thousand, two thousand people. You do tonight and only
two other people show up. Let me tell you how embarrassing it is to look out into a room that holds two thousand people. Ain't but two hundred folks there. From a performer perspective, from a promoter perspective, that promoter just lost ten thousand dollars. You think they ever gonna book me again? You think they're not gonna tell everybody else around that way, Like, hey, when this nigga comes,
don't believe nothing they say. I'm burnt. So you don't like just so it behoo's everyone to just tell to you. Now this is specific to my industry. It's super niche. But just tell the truth about it. They're gonna find out anyway. However, sometimes you can make the gamble that niggas is not gonna do their research, and guess what, it seems as though it was a pretty good gamble because he's like, look, I can't give me now, I'm already in the seat. You know what I'm saying. So
here's the story. If you don't know, I'm pretty sure you have. But I just think, uh, there's a few things going on here. First of all, I don't hate to play a game because y'all saying you, look, he got one over. You feel me. But at this point, even though he got one over, we could look at their party and be like, hey, can you whose man is this? Can y'all gonna get your boy here? Like
y'all need to do something about this. And it looks like New York Republicans are starting to do something about it. They're starting to demand this man's resignation, like no, this neck, you need to fall back. You got us all looking like herbs out here, right, But it seems as though, oh, they kind of knew that they Loki kind of knew some of this, some of this math wasn't math in but probably gambled like I told you, ain't nobody gonna check and wondering to me, I'm I'm looking that, I'm
looking at his whoever was running against him? Why you wasn't like doing your homework, Why you ain't doing your research? Why you ain't run this man's license played up the flag and be like hey, niggul, like you ain't who
you say you are. Because if it were me I was running against him, I would just start running down to think like, can you imagine debating this man that you already know his whole resume is a laugh, Like, oh my god, I would just be like at that point, at that point, you get to giggle, You get to be like hey, so like um start making up names. Hey, so when you was at city group, you you remember you remember Janis? But she was dump right, like that
was my roommates. She's working city group. Oh yeah, she was great. Nig got made up Janis like why are you not? That was exactly what I would do. I would do it the whole time, the whole time, like oh golden sacks. Yeah, so yeah, my uncle used to wear what year was you there? Yeah? No, my uncle, my uncle John was there? What department? Yeah? That was his department? Was he? Like? Do you remember him? Uh? John? Yeah, he was ahead of marketing. Just you know, and be like, yeah, yeah,
I remember John. I made up John like I would be doing it time my man said he lost four co workers at the post nightclub shooting. I'm like, yo, what's their names? Words? Yeah, Hey, I was there, Homy, What No? I wasn't there because you're making this up? Like, oh my god, I would be doing it every time I talked to this you just and be like, yo, can y'all get you? Like at some point out have stopped. I would have stopped the whole debate and be like, Yo,
whose man's is this? Can y'all come get your boy? This is too easy? Everything he's saying his capital I can't even a dres that's this nigga? Are you really your grandma really from the Holocaust? Nigga? Yr grandma at your grandma really ain't even juice like that she really you lying about the holocasp Oh my god, that would be uh damn not being so funny. But anyway, let's
let's run through it. Okay, So specifics first term Congressman George Santos ran in Long Island, this nigga one, uh why it was so unique specifically, which turns out is really not unique gay Republican she's already weird at least at least for the general republic is concerned. But if you you know, if you if you're kind of being that rarefied air, that's not really especially in New York,
Like that's not it's not that strange. But by racial Brazilian and Jewish, apparently is grandmama fled Austria from trying to get away from the Holocaust. And when he said Brazilian, he means like black, like I'm black and Jewish. That's that's the that's the call. And if you're the Republicans, you're like, oh, nig we let's go turn up we got a black Jewish Republican gay dude. We need this, nigked.
My man said his mother was the first female executive at a financial institution who apparently died on nine eleven. So this story gets even better. Then my man clarified that, like well he she was in one of the towers though, and then died a little later. My man went to this private life grade school is super elite thing. Then left there, went to Baru College where he was apparently
a star volleyball player, won a championship. Then he went on the n y U. Also, all the homies known him as Anthony de Voder like look you changed name, like that might be it. He comes from money as family owned properties. That family manages a bunch of properties. He worked at City Group, then over at Goldman Sachs. He ran a nonprofit for animals. My nigga, the whole, shebang the whole like you cover it all turns out, Dick, It turns out his mama died from cancer a few
years ago. She wasn't at the thing. Nigga, Your grandma did not run from the Holocaust, my nigga, you wanted in Brazil for fraud. My nigga, It ain't no records of you at n y U. You ain't played for Barut College, no volleyball, my nigga, ain't no evidence of the damn ain't no evidence of u as city group. Nigga's just checked in. It was just like, Oh, we don't who, No, we don't know, homie. I don't know.
I don't know that man. You wasn't a city group cause you wasn't a Golden Sacks, cause your mom ain't dying on eleven. Your granny ain't come from come from the Holocaust. Nigga. You wanted from fraud and there nigga, you from queens, he from a pole family of queens. And I don't understand why that story wasn't good enough. You lied about y'all. Can y'all come get your boy? Why nobody? Why nobody tell this boy that your backstory good enough already? What the hell did you? What if?
Do you understand that the internet exists? Ain't nobody say nothing? Until the New York Times did what they thought was just a run of the mill fluff story, just like, oh here's a new guy, it's interesting. Let's see what's up. Let's see if we could go get some comments about some old co workers, some of his old room one of his old roommates. Nick followed one of his old roommates go, yeah, I know, George Santo is that niggaled me five thousand dollars? What just why are you lying?
My god? Why you alwa he's lying? I just what is you lying about? I don't understand why this was so important for you to cap like this man just made up the whole thing. So now now that it's all out and it's hilarious, now the GOP, at least the New York GOP is like, wait, hold, hold up, now, no, this nigger gotta go. Now. The ones in Washington, McCarthy and them is like, we we I know, but we we kind of need him though, because you you see
how narrow these margins are. We need this, Nick, and listen, let's really put our antennas up. Somebody who's so fraught with you got a lot on him. So if you, McCarthy and them, if you're the GOP, you can always run up on him. I wonder if that's what happened with Matt Gates and them when Matt was talking to uh Kevin McCarthy when you we tried to read their lips after, like what was going on to get that vote? You gotta remember Matt Gates, homeboy went to went to
jail over there Monday age girls. So Kevin McCarthy might be like, hey, nigked, get in line, or I'm gonna tell everybody about you and them little girls. You better start I'm making this up, but I'm saying I'm making this up, Like I don't know if that's what he's saying, but I'm saying, if if if my antendance was up, that's what he was talking about. Like, hey, homie, you're pushing you you you you you look you barely here? You want to keep this seat? Homeboy, you better start
falling in line before I start telling. Before I start talking, we all know about you and them little girls. So with George Santo's if I'm Kevin McCarthy, I'm like, hey, homy, you're gonna vote exactly how I tell you to vote. Okay, y'o lying ass here, old lying head ass. Look at you. Would you on the moon naked? Tell me what it was like on the moon, because old lyon ass, shut shut up, sit down and vote for what I tell you to vote. If you Kevin McCarthy, that's what you're doing.
At least if it was me, that's what I would be doing. Because it's not like Kevin got the party. Is this this the leverage you got? You gotta work with what you got, nigga. If you you you look, look, look, look, look look, George, let us bully you, because if the damns get you all, you're done. You better stay out here in Washington home, and you can't even go home. You know what I'm saying. Your hood don't love you. They try to. They try to kick you out, big dog.
You better stay up here in Washington, because you can't go back to New York. You ain't welcome. I don't know what this big log game was, but look, you gotta think about that once you get the position at home, and you gotta figure out how to stay in the position, big Dog. You can't lie your way into a room that you can't handle. To say that. Listen, everybody, listen. Everybody wants that made back to that may back needle all change until you need tires for that made back.
My niggy, you understand what I'm saying. Listen, It's one thing to get in them. It's one thing to pay to get in the room. It's another thing to stay in the room. Because you can get that jaguar. You can get it, but can't you keep it. You can't spend all your money getting the house. You can't afford to keep it clean, put no furniture in it. That's this I'm trying to get y'all game, man, don't be lying at your resume. You can't keep that. Once you
got it, you gotta keep it. You gotta show it through whoa, Oh, George, Let's let's see how long you last out here lying. Somebody can't get your man dog. Y'all better get this boy in line. What they're saying back in your district, like some of your folks that voted for you feel like they've been hoodwinked, bamboozled, running muck. You know what I'm saying. Some of them like, look, man, I like, oh boy elying, But let me tell you something.
They all liars, Harry politician and life. That's your point. That's your point, you know what I'm saying. Like you ride for it, don't matter. Uh, I don't know, don't hope you're not thinking about re election, big dog, because I don't know what you're gonna tell these people. I admire the hustle though hood politics, y'all. Y'a. This thing right here was recorded by Me Propaganda and East Low
Spoil Heights, Los Angeles, California. This thing was mixed, edited, mastered, and scored by the one and the only Matt Osowski. Y'all check out this fool's music. I mean, it's incredible. Executive produced by Sophie Lichterman for Cool Zone Media. Man, and thank you for everybody who continue to tap in with us. Make sure you leaving reviews and five star ratings and sharing it with the homies so we could get this thing pushed up in the algorithm and listen.
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