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Crimea River 6 THIS IS MY TOWN NOT YOURS

Oct 19, 202238 minSeason 1Ep. 90
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Today we Checc in on Big Vlad and see how its going over there. We will see how Vlad is doing what everyone who getting mopped does....Just say they won. 

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Okay, So the real question is what do you do when you went to go throw a fade like I'm you, was like, yo, catch this fade and these people whooping your ass like you do? You do? And I don't know how toxic th thiss masculinity is, but we was taught all right, look take it like a man. You take your beating like a man. You live and fight another day. You know what I'm saying? All right, that he got the best of you. You know what I'm saying.

Or do you do what what we normally do? Just start talking ship, Just you don't make fun of the mama, talk about how you smash that girl, start knocking over stuff in the room and just and it's still declaring like whatever food and you got one, na, na that fool? I get me. No, I was look, I blew your head off, like no, you k you can't just you can't just be like this is my town, not yours, or you can well, I guess that's uh. The current

state of the Ukrainian Russian war politics, y'all. Okay, if it wasn't so like deadly terrible, awful, murderous, venomous, insane crazy in the brains psycho groupie. It would be hilarious because of how absurd this mug is. So the name this is my town, not yours again. It's this clip that was on this uh, this this account called Food's Gone Wild Um, which is really built around like Chicano

sort of l a kind of culture and comedy. It's I mean, it's comedy, you know, with a lot of hip hop and in anyway, so he kept they catch these clips of either just like cholos or just like all school fools, just like doing very funny cholo stuff that if you're from l A you're like, oh god, this is especially from my part of town. You're like, nah, I mean this is great. But also of people being racist, you know, and sometimes when people are being racist, it

turns out kind of funny. Yeah, sometimes because they're in such crisis and it's kind of funny, you know. I mean we all know this, like the the you know, the meme of the girl with the Runners ravens that was calling the police. You know, like she looks funny. I know, she's so mad, but it's it's funny. You know.

The two thousand and seventeen Charlottesville tiki torch March. Okay, come on, man, yeah, Ti torches was funny, like y'all look in the in the all khaki suits, looking like frat boys, and I'm listen, it was it was kind of funny. I know it's terrible, but they look hilarious. Sometimes racism make you look real funny, like them clan dudes, like y'all, y'all look ridiculous. And it's just even with all the terror, and it's almost like this is the gift that like the Good Lord gives us. Well at

least they look stupid anyway. So this guy he runs up on I mean, these people were just in their garage, like doing their own work, just living here, and he was just these Latino folks and he was just so mad and he was like, this is my town, not yours, right, just you know, it's just the typical like you weren't born here, Go back to Mexico, go back to where you're from. Type racism. But brot, you walked up onto day driveway, you know what I'm saying, And like, and

what is you talking about? This is your town, not that, what are you what are you talking about? You know these people and maybe there's more of a context of the story that I just don't know. But the clip is so funny. It's again it's on Instagram account called Foods Gone Wild. Uh, it's just it's it's hilarious, and it just reminds me of this feeling of dominion and privilege,

just the Christopher Columbus of it all. There was a term going around like we had in sort of activist circles, had turned this is a few years back, had turned the name Columbus, like Christopher Columbus into a verb like your columbus ng meaning you just come into a place and just calling it yours like you when you what do you like? You can't just like you are here Columbus in my desk, you know, just Columbus in my sandwich. You know what I'm saying, Like, Bro, this ain't yours?

You know, saying like you can't just like what is you talking about? You? And what army? You remember that from the from from movies We're gonna take this you and would army like you got if you can't just call something yours. But apparently, as history shows, yes you can just call something yours, but you usually gotta have a violence to back it unfortunately. So you know, I mean as corny as the term turf wars. You know I controlled this turf. Now you have to control this

turf and declare neighborhoods. You gotta declare them by violence. If this your block, you gotta prove it's your block and then defend that block with violence. You can't just call it yours. But when you do, you, generally speaking, you gotta earn it unless you get your asspeak. Again, it's not funny because I'm not on the ground, but it's funny in the sense of I can't believe it's mug happening when you Okay, So again back to the

story about you you getting your ass peak. Okay, So it's like, look, man, no one wants to get you know, stumped out faded. Nobody wants to catch a fade in front of the homies, especially from somebody you were supposed to be able to whoop that. This was supposed to be light work. But homie knuckled up. And when you losing that fire, like I get it, your pride getting away.

You know what I'm saying. You can't let the homies think you know you saw you can't let the homies see you feel me that hey, this little square, this little square weirdo beat the brakes off you like you don't want that. You can't let nobody know that. So and you can't get that person to satisfaction of being like uh huh like part of you even though they already got it. You didn't already lost. But if you just some men, you feel like, I can't just let

this ride. So you gotta like, I don't know, like I said you you you know, after you didn't got up from the ground, after this food, just finally let you up. Just I don't know, just not just knock something over, you know what I'm saying. You just talk trash.

Just declare, Just declare yourself. You know, at the end of boxing match matches want the dude uh clearly lost, but he'd be putting his hand up before the guy, you know, before the guy goes and the winner and still have you waited before you but the other dude still got its hand up. Man, you know good and well you did not win this fight. But you can't just they just stand there. No, you got a front like you did, you know, like you just punk. I can't let the armies do punk I feel like this

is what guess what old lad doing. This is my town, not yours, Crimea River Part six five. Here we go, h Okay. So if you haven't been keeping up, because obviously there's been a million things that have happened since then, which is a sad state of where the world is and how information um in a twenty for our news

cycle affects our psyche. So if you haven't been keeping up, good for you and also sad for the people going through this m At the beginning of this year, if you didn't know already, Russia decided to move troops over to the border of Ukraine with this understanding, at least from their perspective that the Ukraine has always belonged to Russia and they was gonna go get their land back, right. Ukraine is like, what is you talking about? I don't

under stand what is you talking about? But Vladimir putting in them and the Russian nationalist psyche. Now again, I'm trying to be careful because everybody in Russia on rock with all this. But they had a few years back annexed this part called Crimea, which is where we got the name Crimea river and just kind of called it their own. We're gonna get into what annexing looks like and why it's a little absurd, but either way, this

is where we are, right. So they ran up outgunned outmanned out equipped as far as we were concerned, as we as in the rest of the world, Ukraine ain't stand a chance like y'all don't have. You're not a part of the you're not a part of the uh NATO. You surrounded by enemies. The homies ain't pulling up for you. Will throw some guns for you, will will cheer for you, for the side, but like you have to knuckle up yourself, and knuckle up they did. Ukraine got more heart than

a little bit. They scrapped up and kind of showed that Russia ain't much as big bad as they claimed themselves to be, because they should have mocked. If we're just doing the numbers and the power, you should have mocked Ukraine. It should have been over in days a matter of fact. That's why they rushed them. And then we talked about this before Russia put all their folks through everything at it in the beginning to bum rush them fools because it was supposed to be like, we're

just gonna overpower them, let's be done quick. Months later, we stay still out there scrapping. They took a few cities, bombed a few things through a few haymakers, you know. But listen, these Ukrainian folks got hard. They fought back. They also showed a lot of the weaknesses in Russia's army that your equipment is outdated, y'all not trained. Everybody ain't for this, you know what I'm saying. Uh, nobody

is like Debo, Nobody really messed with you. No, nobody likes you, bro, Nobody likes you like That's That's one thing you learned from Friday is like a lesson about Deebo. Don't nobody like you. You're just a bully dog like you know what I'm saying. So you cran't frought back, you know. They was like, no, you can't just have We ain't gonna fold over. And in fools and and the side of the Russian army started running running away. They you wasn't supposed to get your ass beat, but

you're getting your ass beat. You're supposed to throw this fade. But like we said, what do you do well? You can't do it with you. You just start talking shit, start looking around to the crowd like yo, no, no, no, y'all saw that. No through that. No man, I man no, man, I've I dizzy that dude, you saw that, and we like, we see you getting your ass beat. We see the ship ain't working, my nigga. Right. So, months and months and months and months later and you the front line

in areas that really they wasn't able to defeat. They was able to put together something called a referendum random and what a referendum is is essentially it's a last minute, right now vote like election. And the referendum Russia was saying was like okay, okay, listen, y'all want to be a part of Russia or you want to stay over here with the loser Ukraine. And the subtext is Ukraine ain't lost. They've been able to fight y'all off. But they was like, no, no, no no, no, we're gonna do

We're gonna do a referendum. Let's go, let's go ask the people. Then it's like, well, I think we already know the answer to the people, because you just invaded this country that was minding its own business. But they was like, we're gonna ask the people. So as the story went, them fools went door to door with uh ballots and blickys. They pulled up on the Ukrainian side

of the war line, knocked on the doors. We're armed military dudes behind them and was like, excuse me, ma'am, I hate to bother you on your on this nice fine Sunday evening. We was wondering if you would participate in this referendum, asked to see would you like to be controlled by Ukraine or Russia. You're in the back, so you like, uh uh if you ain't answered the door. You saw your neighbors who ain't answered the door, and they just beat the door down. Bow bow, Hey, honey,

who you roll with? You roll with them or you roll with us. It's your choice, though, Yeah, I mean what you're gonna do? Uh? I mean what you expect me to do? You got a gun in my face asking me to make a choice. There's clearly no choice here. And why this is happening for anybody watching this is very obvious. It's because you crane beating your ass. That's why you gotta do this, Because if you was winning

this war, you wouldn't have to do this. And if you already knew Ukraine was fooling with you, you wouldn't have to do this, You crank, Ukrainis ain't fooling with you. But you pull up with the weapons and the ballot. You like yo where you want to stay? You want to be UKRAINI, you want to be rushing. Now why is this an important move? Well? Because again, if you if you, if you Russia, you're losing, and you lose. And what losing means is you you're running out of

bodies to throw with this thing. So at what thing that Russia has been doing is they reinstituting like they like draft, but the draft not necessarily for any and everybody. But like, if you've ever served in any sort of armed forces, I'm calling you back to the crib. You gotta come back in. And then Russian men was running as like like like roaches when you turn on the lights. They was running as fast as they can to get

the funk up out of there. Because I'm not trying to go to war for some ship that we already know we're losing on some ship none of us asked for. Got you know what I'm saying they was like, look, nigger, I ain't trying to like na man, that's your fight. You asked for this, No, ain't nobody asked for this. You want me to come help you for some ship. None of us asked for nah. Fam you on your own. See if you Russia, you're fighting two war here, you're

fighting a war that's actually happening on the ground. Three Really, you're fighting a war that's happening on the ground. You're fighting the war in the eyes of Ukraine, and you're fighting a war in the eyes of Russia. And back home you think Russia, you think them foods ain't got the Internet, they don't know. You're getting your ass beat. You gotta like somehow. Even the people that was on your side, even the people that believed in in your

propaganda and everything you're doing, they're seeing you lose. You need to like you didn't put some You need to put some points on the board here. You need some dubs if you're gonna keep people to be like the few people that's on your side. You ain't got no w's. You need to put some ws up or somebody gonna be like, oh baby, come come on, come on home. Baby, you live to fight another day. You know what I'm saying. It's okay. Oh, it's okay, sugar. You need to look man. Boy,

he would mean he was mean, wasn't he. Baby, This is your mom after you got your aspect. Oh I know, man, don't worry about them boys. They they just mean. They ain't got no mamas that loved him. They do this to my baby. You come on home now, oh, Lad, like, no, no, no, I ain't losing. I ain't losing. Big home. He had had the crew run up and be like, which world you wanna run with? And if you, I mean, you're standing there with four armed military dudes at your door

asking you to choose, that's not a choice. So they chose. And then on TV, Old Lad got on TV and did this whole ceremony and was like, I'm gonna sign these papers, these referendums where I'm gonna annex these four regions out of Ukraine and called him Russia. Because after you addex him and call him Russia, you know what you can do. You can draft him, you heard me.

You can make them fight a war against a country that they actually live in that you made them choose, not to live in by knocking on their door with weapons. So you just need bodies. And you're smart because these are the dudes that's beating your dudes. So you just wrote on a piece of paper in front of the television that this is my town, not yours. This is my cha, this is my chaw, my jack, this is my chall like, this is my chat, this is this

is bro? How how is this your town? Obviously Zelinski and Ukraine is like, fam, what are you talking about? This paper don't mean nothing. You can't just bro, what are you talking about? If? Okay, so listen. If you're a boss and nobody recognizes you as a boss, are you a boss? Now? Look, I'm a father. I'm a father in a matriarchal society, and by matriarchal, I mean my wife run house. I'm a girl. Dad. It's all girls and the cats, a girl, the hamsters, a girl, everybody.

And I could believe in my own brain the patriarchal head of the household whole story that what I say is what it is and Daddy has the final say in this house. Or I could live in the house that I actually live in, and that's just not true. That's just not. This is not how it works in my house. So I could call myself that, but if nobody up under the roof of this house actually sees it as so, I'm not sure it's true. What I'm gonna put a gun in my children's head. Now, I

love my children, so I wouldn't do that. This is what I mean by like, if it wasn't so terrible, it'd be hilarious. But look, putting in them, it's like, Look, I don't care what nobody else say. Around these parts. They voted, The people made the choice. I asked them what they wanted. This is what they said. I don't care what y'all say, what y'all think, y'all saw, we voted. These four regions want to be a part of Russia. And it don't matter what y'all say on y'all's television.

You ain't over here, you ain't even outside. A matter of fact, when you crain't ask for you to come help, all you did was net bang, which is gonna be the subject of the next episode. But either way, this is almost identical to how Crimea got annexed. It became a part of Russian You just annexation is such the It's the strangest thing to me because you could just

say it. Now, the definition of how to annex something is you usually again you occupy it militarily and you just be like, this is ours, now, this is my town, not yours. And if the people there don't fight back, or if you can't, if they can't fight you off, then that's it. But it's not. But it's ill, it's it's illegal. Once state just can't take another person state. But it happened all the time, and the only way for that to be continually, like legitimized, is if the

international community recognizes it. Are you following me? Like you could just declare something yours, but if don't nobody ever recognize it, Like I said, I could declare myself the priest of this house, but if don't nobody recognize it, then I'm deluding myself. Annexation is so weird to me. But this is what happened to CRIMEA cry me a

part of Russia, I guess. And now you know, HARDKV, don't boss like all these different regions, these four regions are now Russian and according of Lad forever and according to Lad by a choice which we all know is laughable. Now America and most of like I said, the international UH community was like, boy, if you don't sit your ass down somewhere, yo, shut up, NI, this is them. Regions are not Russian? No, what the what is you talking about? Right? Lad? Like, I don't care what y'all say.

They Russia? And then he turned the Vladimir or now he turned the Zelinsky and he's like, hey, man, let's come negotiate. Bro. Like, man, let's end all this violence. Look, man, we don't took fold your spots. Let's just end all this. Let's end peacefully. Now we ain't giving this back, but like, let's let's end this. And of course Zelinski is like, is there a hitting camera somewhere? Am I? Am I taking crazy pills? Did you just invite me to negotiate? Fam?

Ex use my Russian? But what the fuck is wrong with you? This? This nigga crazy? You think I'm gonna come to negotiate with you? What what's happening right now? Fam? You're not winning? I don't what are we doing here? Now? Let's explain the logic after this break. This is my chap. This is my chad. Is my chap? This is my chad, You're my chap. This is my chap, This is my chap, this is my Alright, we're back. So let me get into a little strategy here, and at least, at least

from my perspective, here's where I think the logic lies. Uh. And there's a lot of logic bombs in here that just basically reveals your cars. What you know about narcissists is a narcissist will always reveal their cards in some way or another because they need the cloud. They're gonna always, They're gonna always at some point if you listen to them close enough, they're gonna reveal their hand. So here's the situation. Russia and them needs this war to end immediately.

Why because they're getting their ass beat. How do I know they're getting their ass beat? One because I could see it in their eyes. I got eyes myself. Two because you wouldn't have done this, You wouldn't have had to have done this referendum. So there's your first logic thing. It's like, oh, this is proof right that you ain't got the you ain't got them and power in these places.

So you gotta declare these places yours. And then you can say there are Ukrainians on Russian soil, so I get to defend Russian soil by all means, which means now you get to threaten your nukes again. But then you say that, okay, I'm gonna drop these nukes unless you'll come to this table, and then you get to say, I got to end this fight our terms. I bullied you all into I came to there, and then you get to play the hero, right like uh, back home, you get to tell the Russian foods you know, Hey,

look I was the hero. I brought this in. We showed him our power, we took the thing, we brought him to the table. They all agreed. Everything's cool. You get to look like the boss here, but as all of us no is. Somebody got to fight the actual fight. And you ain't got the manpower to hold these regions one because you never took them in the first place. So you're left with this choice. Pretend like you a boss. Like I said, you gotta just start knocking stuff over.

You gotta just start like proving it these foods that you as dangerous as you say you are, even though you're getting your ass beat. So what just happened? Well, a few days ago, Russia had to launch about twelve missiles essentially at things that have no military value. There's no strategic value in the things that they bombed. They launched the missile at a couple of buildings, a park,

energy plant, um. And some of that was in response to the fact that dude, Ukraine blew up this symbolic bridge, this bridge that uh that Vladimir had just dedicated. They just so this bridge that Russia had just building. Lad came and did the river cutting ceremony. I think Ukraine was like, wow, blew that mug up, just reminding these fools that, like y'all not you're not bosses, we're whooping your ass. So Russia ladd in there sent twelve missiles

into Ukrainian territories, bombing all these civilian things. Well, like I said, this don't affect the Ukrainian military. So who are these missiles for. It's for the crowd, It's for Russia. Again, like I said, you're getting your ass beat. You can't just walk away. You gotta like, you can't let the armies think you a pump. So just start knocking over stuff, start making fun of his mama. I don't know that. Ain't gonna change the end of that. Ain't gonn changed

to fight at all. But at least you don't look like a punk. That's gotta be the logic. So he blows up these civilian places, and it's just to show that you ain't no punk. You are you following me? It's for Russian television. It's for the people that was on your side to stay on your side because they got eyes. You're not winning this war. What you're saying is not what's happening. And you can't continue to because at some point you keep threatening these nukes. I mean,

is you a net banger or not? Like I said, the subject of the next episode UKRAINI and him was like, we bout that action and we didn't signed up. We didn't. We didn't done like an accelerated joining a NATO. And if you Russia, you better hope you finished this folk they joined NATO because right now the West is just talking, which is what I'm gonna gonna get to again. I keep I keep hinting towards this for next week because I think it's super important what I mean by net banging.

But if you Russia, you better hope they stay in net banging. You better blow up as much as you can. You better make these Ukrainians as scared as possible. And that's what's interesting about leaders like this. I have the same fear in it on and I hate to bring it to this, but all the protests that are happening in there on you know, over the young lady I got killed by the you know manners police out there and the protests. Y'all don't remember the Arab Spring. These

people open fire. They pride this, They that fragile that they will open fire. And I love and I stand in solidarity with my sisters out there. I just wonder, like yo, like us in the West, I don't know if we appreciate what these people is really facing, the bravery that these people really got because their government to shake out there, they will kill their own. Now, obviously I'm not saying don't protest because hey, shaking them as crazy,

that's obvious. Now I'm saying, I'm like, you're in the fight for your life. I'm just saying, you know, you little chopping your little side of your hair, a little one clump of hair on TV. You know, with these people that are dealing with a government that has proven you know what I mean, like we will like these protesters up is like, I mean, you're gonna be there

when they light them up, Like you feel me? Like I'm just trying to trying to make you understand, like when you're dealing with somebody that's serious, you know, your solidarity gotta look a little different, you feel me. You gotta look like you gotta be about to action. Russia talking Russian lot, doing a lot of threatening about these nukes, just like uh, North Korea just now you know, tals some nukes into the ocean to be like this we go through to South Korea. Okay, when you got people

like that, do you call the bluff or not? And I mean maybe that's what old doing. He like called my bluff. Let's see what it is. But either way, he talks them. He just recently tossed you know, twelve missiles into there because I in my not so trained opinion, it's because he's losing, and it's because he got to end this quick so he don't look like a pump. So what does this mean to us? Hell, I don't know.

I mean my one thought is the domino effect of does this mean China going to do this to Taiwan once they know you could do this? As me in a rock field, like Okay, we're cool, we can do this. Was this gotta do a Yemen? Was? You know what I'm saying? Like and and and are we gonna pack up and send some troops down there? What? Like I don't have the answer, like telp me just in the company man says, I don't. I don't know answer to

these questions either way. I think that the world map as far as like superpowers, our next few proxy wars, and really what the next years may look like, it's I honestly think it's playing out year because if Lad gets away with this, if Lad gets away with winning a war he lost, I just don't know how the future gonna look when a person can't just take it on the chin, when you're catching this fade and just live to fight another day, or you just talk shit

and just declare yourself a winner. And that's just it seems to me like over Lad chose part two. But I just wonder is the people that really really calling shots out there in Russia. I'm gonna let this hell ride. Oh no, we'll see what the hood thinks, hood politics, Yeah, it's here. Thing was recorded by ME Propaganda and East Low Spoil Heights, Los Angeles, California. This mug was mixed, edited, mastered, and scored by Matt Osowski. I can totally say his name, guys,

it was it was a stick. He's won by Matt now again because he got to legal situations with the name headlights. You know, comment used to be called common sense. You know tip t I was tipped inside to executive produced by the one and only Sophie Lichtman for a Cool Zone Media and the theme music by the one and only Gold Tips Gold Tips d J Shawan p So y'all just remember listen every time you check in. If you understand city living, you understand politics. We'll see how next week

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