hey you guys and welcome back to honey sex talk it's your girl honey and i have jay here again because y'all loved him the first time so i got some questions for this man Hey, hey, hey, how you doing? Shut up. Why are you sounding like that? Why are you trying to sound like that? Sound regular. What's your question? You have any questions? Yeah, okay. Don't be weird. Okay, so what is the time that you got caught? Hmm?
The times I got caught. Yes, have you ever been caught? Let me just rephrase that. Oh my gosh, this is one time. One time I was trying to be slick. I had me a nice little thing. She was a cool body, cool person, all that. We pulled up in front of my homie's house. Okay. Me and the homies, we kicking, we drinking, we doing artizzle. And she was the only girl there.
Yeah, actually, she was. She was the only girl there at the time. Actually, my cousin ended up pulling up. My little cousin, she ended up pulling up. But, yeah, altogether, she was basically the only girl there and shit. Sounds real. We all drunk going in on the Hennessy. Hennessy. a couple beers and everything. My boys, they go in the house. And my little cousin, they all go in the house, just me and the girly. So we go in my way. We go on the back seat and, you know, we start doing our thing.
Okay. You wanna know why you know what I'm saying? Why are you even going to the house? Because it wasn't my house. It was my homie's house, you know? You know, sometimes the homies be like, you can take the back room. I take the mattress. You know what I'm saying? I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm trying to be like that, but this particular house, you know, the rules didn't apply like that. You know what I'm saying? Is this a trap house?
No, it wasn't a trap house. Not this particular house. You know what I'm saying? I know a couple, but no, not this house. This was a... One of them houses where I had to respect my homie's rules and shit. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, it was me and the girl in the back car, back where? You know what I'm saying? So...
So we in there for a cool minute, you know, she rides, you know, she suck in, like, hitting from the back and shit, and then... But y'all was doing that all in the backseat. We was doing shit. Whatever position we can get in in the backseat, I say do it. every position you could think of like i've done i've done the weirdest positions in the back seat simply because we could do it okay period and shit but like anyway so like we did that
So the last position I had her in, she was a bit tired. I was a bit tired. Forgive me. I was fucking for hours because what's the fuck? Not really hours, but a cool 45 minutes or something like that. But the last position was missionary. For me, that's like my last position because I'm tired, I'm exhausted.
So it's like missionary. It is what it is. You laying down. I'm just, you know what I'm saying? So as I'm hitting that missionary style and shit, I get a random ass flashlight on my ass. Not a flashlight. What's it, the popo? It wasn't a popo. Thank God it wasn't a popo. Because I wouldn't be here right now. But it was my cousins and my homies and my cousins. What the fuck? It was my cousins and my homies. They pulled the recording with a flashlight. Recording off fucking.
Yeah, I was fucking the shit out of her, too. And, look, my cousin went mad because he wanted to see her ass, but he ended up seeing my ass instead. Oh, God. How old y'all can get very much childish? Very much. Childish. Oh, shit. This wasn't that long ago. This was... You cracking up real hard over there. How old? This was like what? I'm 27 now. Okay. I was only 24. Not that long ago. No, because you know, some men are very immature.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I made some fun, fun decisions and whatnot. Was she embarrassed? Man, I don't know. I don't know. I was having a good time though. I mean, her pussy was all exposed. I ain't for the kids. She is, man. If I can record it. You are cracking up like this is funny. It's hilarious. It's not. I was like, no.
My boys, my cousin, like, they was really pissed. They was like, bruh, we was trying to see some ass because she was thick. Like, she had ass on her, too. You know what I'm saying? And shit. Are you just in the backseat tearing it up? Then you're going crazy. Now you're really going crazy because the flashlight is on you in the recording. You know what I'm saying? Because you know when you take out the phone. I basically blocked everything, though. You know what I'm saying? I blocked everything.
Like I said, I had her in missionary. You know what I'm saying? The only thing that they saw was... With your booty cheeks. With my booty cheeks. What the fuck? Oh my God, I hate it. She ain't had her shirt off. Like, all she had, all I did was pull the panties to the side, you know what I'm saying? So it wasn't, wasn't too much exposure and shit, you know what I'm saying? I hope you had a condom on. Of course I did. Oh, okay, because you never talked, you never talked.
Of course I did. You never added that into the conversation. Always practice safe sex. Always. Especially if you just met her at the club. And this one I did. So. Yeah. At the club. At the club. What club was his mouth that ass? Oh, wow. No. It wasn't bounce that ass. No, it was a cool little club from the hometown.
that I used to go to all the time and shit. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was probably my wildest moment that my cousin was so upset that he really wanted to see some ass. He wanted to see some ass bounce. He thought he, he thought that she was going to be riding me she did but that they was already too late yeah that was the first position we did like you
Man, if a girl got ass, that's the first thing I want to see is ass bounce on this dick. Reverse cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl. If we in the back seat, you know what I'm saying? She's going... Like, I'm mature. She gonna lap dance me, everything. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you suck the titties. Sheesh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I get to all that. All that. But...
we was already finished with everything that we did. So, last position, we tired, we, you know, shit, good sex, you gonna be sweating a bit. Okay, so it's hot to her that was like a low one, I think. Oh, shit. It's giving no. It's giving very much no. Well, I hesitate because I have her Instagram, but I don't talk to her. You know what I'm saying? Like, I have her Instagram. You know, I scroll through and see her. I hope she doesn't see this.
People know who I am. You know what I'm saying? Like even if they met me. Like one night at the club or one night at the bar. Right. Or whichever shit. Like they're going to know me and they're going to figure out, be like, oh, he is like that. And he just proved. So, like, yeah, very turnt up. It's getting very much Sacramento, Bay Area.
South Sac Iraq. What you talking about? Don't be game banging in my podcast. I don't know. It was a lot going on. I feel like I was game banged now. That's just where I'm from. That's where I'm born and raised from. South Sac Iraq. Okay. That's what I'm doing. That's what my boy raises. Look, a lot of people sleep on Sacramento. Look, I feel like I got to be one of the people that got to put Sacramento on the map and shit. You know what I'm saying? My boy.
My boy out there, they doing it. Sacramento, it's a small town. Sacramento, Stockton. merced davis like there's a lot of little cities out there yeah giving me a fucking history lesson thank you i'm just saying thank you so much sacramento sacramento's coming up you know what i'm saying Yeah, very much. Thank you. Thank you for the history lesson. Thank you so, so much. I learned so much right now. I appreciate it.
I did, thank you. Did you appreciate my story? Yeah, I really did. Do you have another one? Do I have another one? Yes, I feel like you have a lot. Because you, like, you know, you're, like, real wild. Like, you know, not wild, but, like, you're real, like... Wild might be the word. Yeah. You give me fuck bitches get men vibes. Oh, shit. I mean...
You put it like that, that's kind of rude. You know what I'm saying? Fuck bitches, get money. You know what I'm saying? It's not necessarily fuck bitches. It's just more about... get money and shit you know what I'm saying like I can fuck with a bitch that's willing to get money with me right and shit like I thought you had a lot of fun. There we go. I did. Yeah. I did. Mostly in Sacramento. I did. Well.
Hometown the best town, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's where you always gonna get it at. And shit. Sac Town. You know, I be in the Bay Area a lot, too. And shit. I be in the Bay Area a lot. You have day bitches. like like you have like Let's just say you have one. You go to bed right now, right? And you like, okay, I'm in town.
like it's gonna be like girls hitting you up like okay let me get let me suck your dick and let me I mean it's never gonna be quite like that I mean like it's not gonna be like hey you're in town can i suck your dick no no it's not no it's not gonna be like that you know it's gonna be like
I'm going to hit her up and just be like, hey, I'm in town. What you up to? You know, can we meet up for brunch or something? You know what I'm saying? Okay. Something like that. You know what I'm saying? Okay, very polite. Yeah. Okay. You're laughing because, you know, it's Cap. It's Cap? Yeah. Unbelievable. No. Okay, so the last time you went to Sacramento to visit. Yeah, I did. Oh, okay. I did. You took her to branch, though? Hmm?
Huh? If you can hide, you can hear. You took her to brunch first before you fucked her? No, of course not. okay that's what i'm saying but i always but i always knew her like that's different because that's different because i kind of you know i was cool with that girl always being with her for a cool man like we just you know i took
I took her to McDonald's and shit like that. She took me to McDonald's and shit like that. We just had that mutual bond. We didn't really grow up together, but we knew each other for maybe like seven plus years or some shit like that. So that was just how shit was and shit. the women that I'm talking about that I take out the branch that's out there in the bay are the type of women that you want to impress okay so it's like so so you got like two
categories. You got the McDonald's and then you have the brunch. That's what I'm hearing now. That's what I'm hearing. Oh my gosh. She said you got two categories. But at the end of the day, you're still smashing at the end of the day. At the end of the day, you are 100% correct. At the end of the day, the plan is to smash. Yeah, of course. Okay, so can you break down the categories? So people know. So the women know, like, okay, he's taking me to get a mac chicken. You know what I'm saying?
I mean. Let me get out this court. Period. I feel like Steve Harvey like a man right now. Fake like a man right now. I'm just saying. I just want the ladies to know. You know what I'm saying? So. I'm going to be blindsided because I know, but you know.
From a man's point of view, it's always better. Okay, this is just how I do it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I can't really speak for every man because every man do their way differently, play the game differently, but at the end of the day, they still get what they want. Right. This is how I do it. You know what I'm saying? Like, when I get to know a woman a little bit, I kind of catch on to her background, to what she been up to, the type of shit that she does.
And, like, what her lifestyle is like and shit. And I can see the way her mindset is and why her lifestyle is like that. And shit. So, like... I'm not trying to be rude when you put in categories like that, like a brunch and a McDonald's. It's not about being rude. It's more about like... I know what you like I know what you prefer I know what your world is like that's the type of shit that you do and shit
And honestly, there's just some McDonald's women that I cannot take to brunch simply because I know they might be rude. I know they might do extra like some shit that they. not that type of shit so the girl that take the brunch is the woman I really want to impress is the woman that I really want to Take the moms. You know what I'm saying? Like, the type of woman that I just want to, you know, build something. Right. And she's like, I've taken a brunch. We have good conversations.
This is me. This is Jay Giddem. This is who I am. When I'm taking brunch, that's what I'm trying to do. I want to get to know you. I want you to get to know me. Let our minds intertwine. you know what i'm saying but if we go to mcdonald's if i take you to mcdonald's first the plan is the That's it. Off of fucking Mac Chicken. That's crazy. Off of McChicken. It's Mac Chicken. Mac Chicken. I don't know if it's Mick or Mac. I'm not sure. It's Mick. M-C-C-H-I-C-K-E-N.
Okay, correct. Now I'm getting a fucking spelling lesson. God damn. First a history lesson. Now a spelling lesson. What is next? This is crazy. Isn't that mad for her? Look, if I take a girl to McDonald's, Taco Bell, Burger King,
something that... First of all, excuse me, if you type her in Taco Bell, you wrong. Because she don't have the shits after, the runs after. I don't give a fuck. The point is to feed the girl. Like, just to take her, you know, get something to eat real quick. Like, Taco Bell be a spot to go when you're drunk as fuck. yeah you got the cross fight like a motherfucker and shit you off the mollies and shit like no mollies it's getting real crazy go to go to taco bell get two soft tacos
tamales and some alcohol in your system. Yeah. Okay. Let me write this down. Little perk. Half a perk? Half a perk make you do some work. Okay, you know, I have a question. Excuse me. So when you take a perk, Do your dick be hard? Because I keep hearing, like, you know, you take a perk, like, you know? Mine was. You rock hard. I'm like, from the kids, you like, when I took my first perk, I was feeling like I wanted to fuck.
Like, I'm not even sure if it's a sex drug or I'm just like that. Like, I just wanted to fuck. Like, my dick was hella hard and shit. Like, my hands was in my pocket rearranging my dick and shit. Because I was at a party at the time and shit. And you don't want to go. You know, when the functions be turned, there be hella people and you got to, you know, cut through all the people and shit. Yeah, you sore fighting them to be proud. Because your dick is hard as fuck.
What the hell? That's why I had to tuck my dick. Because I don't want to fuck around. I'm going to be stabbing you with your pants. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, shit. Sir, absolutely not. It's different for the girls, man. But, you know, even girls be getting a little... We'll be having a little fun against that. Yeah, what the fuck, pineapples? Let me poke with your little dick behind you. What's up? Did she say little dick? You got me fucked up.
you know what I mean like don't be fucking with your cock sir excuse me that was surely that was surely me in the function though And shit, I was, shit, I'll be the one to grab your hip, grab ass. And then, like, kind of bump you in my dick like I'm going to, like, try to fuck or some shit. You're very touchy in the party. Them be the ones that they be talking about on fucking TikTok. You be dancing, mind your business. And here it comes.
Some nigga behind you just with a wang-wang and grabbing you. That was me back then for sure. oh my god have you fucked in the party i feel like you had sex in the party like you was dancing and you lift the girl skirt up and y'all was fucking in the party Man, you say that, bro. I say that now. actually happened. Never. I've never actually fucked a girl in the middle of the function.
of a club or whatever, like no. no it's always acting yeah because i got head on the corner of the wall but i never actually got the corner of the wall i never actually fuck a girl in the in the middle of a Yeah, I was just in the corner. You just in the corner. I'm just dancing to the corner. And she just pulled it out and started seconding.
washing machine double hand twist we'll just share with shit we was off that jungle juice oh the jungle juice is no shit she was probably off something else too But we just all gigging and shit. We all going in and shit. I can't think of the song that came on, but it was one of them songs. where the girls really want to do some shaming.
Oh, maybe the Ying Yang Twins. Since the Ying Yang Twins, they be having these hurt. I ain't gonna lie. No, see, it wasn't Ying Yang Twins. It was some slow-mo, sexual type of song and shit. Like, I can't really think about. what song exactly it was. Like I want to say it was genuine. Maybe. But it was something in that category most definitely. But, yeah, she just ended up just shaking her little ass on me and shit. Going crazy and shit. I was fucking with her. I was loving it and shit.
You know me, I'm feeling all over and shit. She was moving all that ass to the right beat, right motion and shit. I was on. She was excited. Excited like a motherfucker. Then she flipped over. She turned around, looked me in my eye. Oh, that was it right there, the eye connection. She did that fucking, she did a hand down my chest as she went down and shit? Oh, she was half, she was off half part. Woo! She was serious. She was on.
Something that nice. You pulling my pants down just so Big J was out? Shit. Not Big J. It's the name for me. But, um, what the hell? First of all, it was a lot of people in the crowd. It was dark. It was hella people in the crowd. It was dark. She just started sucking on Big J. I'm like, sheesh. First of all, I would notice somebody getting hit in the fucking corner because I'm nosy, number one. Number two, it's not that dark for where you can't see. Somebody is just going to town in the corner.
Yeah, it was dark. like maybe a couple people know this I don't know I feel like a lot of people know this I don't know I don't know a lot of people like it was dark I was in my own world I was drunk I was fucked up like The only thing I know, I was getting a great sensation from my dick. I was so fucking off that night. And the girl was off too, because she kept going and going and going.
God. Thank God I decided to jack off three times that morning because I had no nut and I was not no Minuteman that night. She was just sucking for hours. She was sucking for a cool three songs. Hell no. I'm like, yep. You know what, sir? Your time's up, buddy. Then I finally, then I finally, then we finally went to the bathroom and we fucked this shit place. And I busted all over her ass, but still. It's giving me. Was there safe sex involved?
it doesn't sound like it always practice safe sex I tell you but it was just in the moment in the moment when you in the moment shit happens Shit happens. But look, my pull-out game was strong. I learned that shit when I was drunk as fuck, too. Like, I will always pull out. Always. And shit. So, I busted all over that ass. And I was cool. And shit. And then y'all just departed with y'all separate ways? I ain't never seen her, did you? Well, that was a one-night stand.
I ain't never seen that girl at the club no more. The one night stands be crazy. Function. Function. That shit was time. Y'all be having fun out there in the sack. This shit ain't shit else to do, this shit. You know what I'm saying? Sacramento compared to the Bay and to L.A., even San Diego like there's like there's nothing to do in Sacramento at all so it's like the best you can do is always get into trouble get into some shit
But I don't be hearing nothing, like, on the, like, I may not be watching it. But, like, yeah, y'all be like, cool, calm. Out there, like, chill. Like, you know? There's a whole lot of violence going on out there. That's cool. It's cool and chill. Well, definitely, but Stockton is one of the most dangerous cities up there. Well, I know where not to give. No, no, no. You know, Sacramento, they dangerous out there too and shit.
Like, you get shot from playing the wrong song and shit. What the hell? That's scary. That's wild and shit. I don't fucking play out there. Yeah. Well, I won't be going out there. Absolutely not. No, Farab really won't be going out there. He's cracking ass. I'm having fun. Good time. I'm having a good time. This is fun. Yeah, I'll find ice cream and cookies. Y'all be having, like, a little dessert podcast fun time, you can say.
Okay. Well, we talked to y'all ear off long enough. We out shows. What's so funny? You just crack it up. What is so funny? Oh, okay. I'm just thinking about some stuff. Y'all crazy, uh, y'all crazy time? Man. Save them for next episode. Thank you. Her head game was crazy. Shut up! Alright, bye y'all.