Johnny Almost Quits His Job... for a Female?!

CRINGE ! Johnny is back on the pod with a story that will make you grateful for your own personal love life, that it is nothing like his. He goes in depth with the Empire about a girl he fancied for years, and how he showed just how dumb you can look when your heart wants what it wants. A month ago, Johnny decided to ignore his mind and go for what he wanted, and it ended in complete disaster with him looking like a complete, desperate, and possibly hint of simp for this small town girl. He reflects on how he looked so dumb, and how it helped him find inner peace of the situation.