Marie, Hey, I want you to meet Roseanne. Not a happy woman. Oh what happened? Roseanne? I met this guy a couple of months ago at a wedding. He was a singer, and one thing led to another. And I really don't know what's going on. What was the one thing that led to another? Well? What happened? I thought it was wonderful. He's a very looking, charming guy and you know, very nice. We had, you know, a nice chat, and we were having a good time and everything was going well. And all of a sudden,
he's not contacted? What? What? What? What was the event? If I can go back a little bit, I was at this country club in Smithtown at a friend's wedding, right and then he was the singer that was performing. Yes, we had, you know, and then we got to uh, you know, you didn't you didn't sleep with him right there on the spot, right at the way we stayed overnight in a hotel? You bye? Okay, what'd you tell the family to go home? I'm
going to be fine. I wasn't there with my family. Okay, Okay, you've been on dates you ain't like after that night you met and you slept together? Did you go out. You dated for how long? For a little over a month. Oh, and now he's just disappeared? Yeah? Was this a bedroom buddy? Anything else besides the sex? Wasn't a room and a pizza? It wasn't just sex. I went to a local car show with them, okay, and we went out for dinner after Applebee's.
Applebee's car show and Applebee's very nice. Let's get him on the phone. I got to meet him. Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Dennis. Yeah, who's speaking? Hi Dennis. My name is Marie, and uh, I just need a minute of your time. We have a dozen long stem roses coming for you today and I just need to confirm a couple of things before they get sent out. Who's sent me these? Well? Uh, it is a secret admirer. So I am not allowed to divulge the name of the person and I can't. I cannot. I'm not allowed
to give their name. Are you dating somebody or Oh no, no, I'm a single man. Oh okay, you're single. Maybe you've met somebody recently. Why don't you just give me the name and we won't tell anybody that you give me the name? Can I'm not allowed? I mean, I mean so many women. I'm not gonna have one person. I'm sorry. I'm a wedding singer. I go around the country club and yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, can you can you sing something for me?
Maybe? If you sing for me, yeah, sing something for me, and maybe I'll give you their names, you know, if I got to sing something to get this person's name. All right, how about a little Sinatra? Right? Oh? I love sonat who doesn't love Sinatra? Hind me to the moon, let me play among the stars, let me see what spring is like the Jupiter and other words. Oh my, we could do it. You want to sing a duet together? Do we could? We could do something pretty magical. Wow. Okay, well, thank you.
I'm bunching myself. You got a little magic in you too? Wow. I'm so flattered. Okay, I don't even I forgot why I was calling you, Dennis. I'm gonna be honest. You a dozen roses from who? That's right? You have a secret admirer. Does anybody come to mind at all Matt recently? Maybe? Uh, you're not engaged and ready to mingle? Okay, Uh, I don't know. Maybe somebody that you've gone to an Applebee's been to a car show. Roseanne maybe comes to mind?
What Rosanna? Rosana, why haven't you called her? You're a dirt bag for not returning her calls. Call Roseanne today, Hi, Jenny's what's going on here? I thought i'd send you the roses, Dennis, because I haven't heard from you, and I was I thought we had a nice time, and I thought we were really getting along well. And I just figured i'd send you the roses and see what you're up to. But I've been busy. I'm sorry I got back to you. Jesus Christ. It
sounds like a bad B movie. Sorry, baby, I haven't been able to get back to you. Well. I just figured I haven't heard from you, and this was an opportunity for me to break the ice and send you some roses. All right, Dennis might get Dennis. My name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio personality on iHeartRadio here in New York on
w k TU. You've been speaking to Marie. Rose Anne gave us a call on a show we do called War of the Roses, where we catch cheaters and people that haven't been faithful and people that have ghosted other people and so on and so forth on the radio. Here we we try to catch them here, and she told us about the problem about you guys being together for two months and sleeping together and then all of a sudden, Dennis, your m I a all right, Look is that is that? Is that
a crime? That crime? So some law broke. No, here's the deal, Dennis, it's not a crime. You're a single guy, you're not married. It's just life. And that's the way it is in the dating world. That's something Roseanne's got to have to come to grips with. What you have to come to grips with, Dennis, is that you're a dick and you didn't really what and you really didn't return any of your phone calls and let her down easy. You just decided to vanish completely. You
did nothing bad. I didn't really do anything wrong, but you just, yeah, you didn't do anything right either. There you go, Okay, it's lovely that you want to contact me back, that you want to go out again. But look, I'm not based well, I'm not based right near you. I'm all over Long Island. I'm in the city. I go around, I meet different people. I think what we got special, but I don't need you going out there putting my information on blasted people.
This is a radio station, right yeah, right, everything's going. We're going to offer you an incentive, which I guess i'm pretty good judge of character. You're gonna want to be on the radio. You're gonna take the incentive. Your name's not gonna be on the Nobody knows who you are or bleeping out your last name, no last names, no nothing. But with that in mind, she just wanted to call and figure out where you've been. And we pretty much have our answer. You, your lord, you
don't have to ever call me again. Yeay, she got the last word on that one. All right, Oh okay, Dennis, I apologize. I didn't mean I hurt you know, and that's that wasn't what I was trying to do. That's that's not who I am. Did thank you. I'm sorry if I hurt you anyway, I'm done with you. Okay, Oh man, my jolly whoa slowly okay, all right there I got the triple last word, the triple last word. Very rare to get the triple last