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Friend Zone

May 31, 20248 min
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You've heard of women, Yeah, spouse's husband's wives finding their significant others. You know, they got into the pants pocket. And we found so many receipts. Juelery received phone numbers. Expected. Here's one that's a little lame ticket. Remember that one. This one's interesting. Why don't you say hello to Amanda? Hi? Amanda? Hello, how are you? I'm okay? But apparently you aren't. What's happening? I'm not? Yeah. I found tickets in my man's pocket when I was doing the laundry, to movie

tickets. And it was for like a few nights before, when he had told me that he was out with his friends. But I found two ticket steps in his pocket. All right, well, let me let me ask you a couple of preliminary questions. First of all, did you approach him on this yet? Yes? I did, and he he lied to my face. How do you know he lied to you? How do you know he lied to your face? I'll tell you how I know because he told me that he said, yeah, okay, I did go of the movies.

It was just one friend. We decided to go to the movies. But do you want to know what the movie was? What it was anyone but you? What is this? It was that stupid romantic comedy. No dude is gonna go see that with another dude? What is it? What is it about? It's the same like the romantic the same spiel you always see with the with the two people that don't belong together and the edgy,

edgy comedy. Anyone but you. Yeah, Be and Ben look like the perfect couple, but after an amazing first date, something happens that turns their fury hot attraction Ice Cone. Who's who's starring it? There you go, Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell. It's a romantic comedy by game. Yeah, Sidney Sweeney is super hot, but not not hot enough to watch a movie like that with your dew friends. Come on, I know, I know he's lying. I know he's lying with my friend's Yeah, of course,

me and my friend uh and went to the romantic comedy together. Yep, yeah there was. Of all the movies though, it was the only one that was available, so we just bought tickets and shared popcorn and popcorn have a coke with too strong? Wow? Okay, how long have you guys been dating? How long has this been going on? This FIESCA together like

six or seven months. All rightship has been seven months strong. I mean, after all the things that he told me, I thought we were doing really well after I mean, you don't understand the things he said to me. If he's lying to me, I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. Oh okay, Okay, that just turned yeah really weird a sharp right. Wow. You know that we don't endorse murder here on the show.

And every time that it gets to that point on some of these calls where they start fretting each other and there, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna we have to cut you off immediately, just so you know. You can be very angry with Well, I will contain myself, but I'm just very pissed. I don't blame you. So he obviously well, it's not obvious. I don't think it's obvious that he lied to you. It's not I do I think it's obvious. All right, Okay, all right,

let's call Peter. His name is Peter. Yeah, let's call Peter. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, Yes, I'm calling for Peter speaking. My name is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses dot com. We have a dozen long stem roses coming your way from a secret admirer and I just need to confirm your address and that someone's going to be there to accept the flowers. Yes, oh, never received anything like that. Oh well, congratulates is a first for everything. Do you have any idea who

it could be? From? Anything coming along? Hum? I think I know who I'm Okay, I think I know who's sending them to me? Oh you do, I think? So? Okay? All right, Well I also want to throw this out to you, Peter, that we have a special going on this month that uh, if you ever receive flowers from us, even from a secret admirer, you have the opportunity of sending flowers

back to them. I don't know if you want to send the flowers back to your secret admirer or do you want to send them back to someone else you have the ability to do that. Do you wanna what's it gonna be? I think I know who it is, so like, yeah, I want to mind sending sending her flowers. Okay, so you know who your secret admirer is? So yeah, what would you like to say in the note back to your secret admirer. I think I'm glad we met Christy.

I'm glad we met the rest of the notice. I'm gonna see you. Hello, Hi, Peter, Hello, oh hello Hi. Does it sound like somebody familiar on the line, because I'm a flower girl? Okay, Hello, Hold on, Amanda, she came in hot gay all right, all right, hold on, Amanda. I gotta let him know legally, what's going on right now? Peter, you're on something called War of the Roses. We're a cheater show here in the city. It's called War the

Roses on kt radio on iHeartRadio. My name's Hollywood Hamilton. That was Marie with us us an accountant on the third floor, but she helps me out at five point forty every day with this thing called War the Roses. Peter, You've just been caught cheating. That's the bottom line right now. Oh yeah, big time. Okay, Now in a minute, friend, I was friends. Really really, Christie's your friend. Christie's your friends with Oh

that's what this is about. That's what this is about. She called us because she found the two movie stub tickets in your pants pocket, and uh, you know it was a romantic comedy. The game begins in three two. Wow, you obviously looks a friend. It doesn't matter. I with a friend, we watch a stupid movie like that with a friend. But you didn't tell me it was a girlfriend, did you. You're a liar. You're a liar. It was actually a good movie. I mean,

I'm a sucker for those movies. Oh my god, it took me seven months now to figure out what kind of scumback you are. Thank you so much for wasting that time. Thank you so much, ump bag, because I saw a romantic comedy. Come on, Christy, Yeah, you took Christy to the movie. Christine? Who is Christy? Why don't we Why don't we break down Christy real quickly? There Peter, which is just a coworker, and we're and we had you know, we were talking about the

classics, crazy, stupid love, Valentine's Day love, romantic comedy. Who is a good roman? Why are you sending her flowers? I just thought it was a nice gesture. I was gonna say, I thought, my god, when they get caught in the corner, they did you stick with it, stick with it to the end. Just we'll never we'll never admit to it. Okay, I'm sorry. This is not it's not what it looks like. I mean, it's just a movie with a friend, that's all it was. Okay, you're trash, you're disgusting, you're a waste

my time. Thank you so much for wasting seven seven months of my life. Oh my god, I'm pissed. I'm angry. I don't blame you. Yeah, okay, so so nonsalon about it. Yeah, I told you. It's a friend. Okay, a girl friend, right, you know it's on you. It's on you, Amanda. Yeah, this is your problem, not mine. Is you're a problem that I'm a big liar and deceiver. You never have an issue if I went to a movie like that with a guy friend. I would love if you want with a guy

friend. I would love if you just go to the movie and no want to go to my god where it's

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