Window Seat vs. Aisle Seat

the the the downgrade. I I it's it's like a pilot copilot situation, right like, because there's some days you're gonna be piloting. There's gonna be days where you care very much about something that I'm just opposed, but I don't care as much. That's a day for you. Okay, okay, okay, I hear you, I hear you. What's your name? Tell the people? I say Sloan. Um could have been Lazaria Sloan, but um. There was a very brave woman who did my birth certificate who I really just had to put

her foot down. Um. I'll tell you that story later. But yeah, I'm dul say, Sloan, I'm here. I woke up and it is what it is. Baby. Uh. You know, the Lord had blessed us to see another day to talk about the nonsense that we talked about on this here podcast. So we're here. We're here on this audio format today not to talk about anything big going on the world. We're not talking about climate change, We're not not talking about anything serious. We are diametrically opposed. We

are butting heads. We can't seem to agree on windows seat versus iisle seat because you don't want to live right I don't want to live right out here, living in chaos. Okay, so tell the people what's draw on. I am team windows seat, Joshua, where do you land on this? I'm team I'll see because we can at least both agree that no one in our Christian circle would want the middle seat. That that is a life, that is that if you love the middle seat, I'll

go ahead and say it. I don't care who it offends. I think you're living foul. Also, I could say it's been a good minute since I've been in a situation on a plane where there even was a middle seat. Wow. Wow, that's that that's one of those things that look that's a blessing, look at Jesus. But I would not tell everybody that all the time. You know there's haters out here. You know that you can't let everyone know how the

Lord blesses you. What I can tell you but I can't tell you, is that first class seats I'm more affordable in certain situations than you think they would be. But like sometimes like I've gotten like yo, I'm gonna say, how the Lord bless me? One time I got a lay down seat. I'm talking about flat right, yea Jet Blue Delta Delta Okay, New York to San Francisco, round trip six dollars. Wow. I don't know how, I don't know who, I don't know what glitch happened on delta

on that good morning. But I needed that seat because I got very sick. It's like, remember, got so sick. I lost twenty pounds in a month, like well like actually in a week, and I was just sick all month. And we came back to working and leave again. I was so sick. The man next to me put the blanket on me, like tucked me in. Then when we landed, they didn't make me put my seat up. They just

let me land flat, And I promise you. I looked in the mirror one day and I was like, wait a minute, let me just see how much y'all wait, And in like seven or ten days, I lost twenty pounds. And I called my homegirl and told her I started feeling better, and she was like, bitch, come cough in my mouth, what are you talking about? Twenty pounds of that day, She's like, listen, I had a dude tell me to lose the weight. He said, either by sickness

or by fitness. But we're gonna get this. Look. I'll tell you right now that that that thing of not even being in the world of middle seats is wild. Have you ever been on the Jet Blue flight Mint. I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what. First class is very affordable Jet Blue Mint. They don't have it all the time. They don't do what I'm every flight. They don't do it on every flight. But

bro good food. Good food. Also Delta the disrespect. Delta does not offer a lay down seat from New York to San Diego, just not at all. Delta is okay. So sometimes I'm in Atlanta, and sometimes when I get to that airport, I'm like, y'all really must be feeling yourselves because because the fact that you close, so do you have clear? Of course I have clear. If you're a person who travels like what I mean, comics who travel a lot, who don't have clearer pre check, and

I'm like, you don't have eighty dollars. This is my thing about pre check. This is my thing about like that stuff is wild. This is proof. This is like, you know, American American flaws at their finest, because everything that we do around pre check is proof we really don't need to be doing this stuff at all, because you mean that for an extra eighty dollars, I couldn't possibly be a terrorist or a driver's license. They take

all of your fingerprints mm hmm. When I went to my pre check interview, they took all my finger prints and it asked me like a few questions. I was in the car longer than they interviewed me. I will tell you right now that when they did I don't care if you're clear pre check anything. When they take all your fingerprints, where they do all this background check whatever, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna be crazy like that's yeah, That's that's my thing with this whole thing where I'm like,

you did all this background stuff. Yeah, that just means a person hasn't done anything yet. But but also when you look at this is the sact. I think they probably look into certain people more then they look at the other people. Like if I come walking in to get my pre check there, like she ain't gonna do nothing. I'm not gonna they know, like when in a history of life have you seen any black woman do any fucking thing. When I walked in, they were like, bro,

just just take her. I was. I was literally like I was done. I just would that's it. I mean, I've only seen black women blow shut up as a matter of speech. It's always in theory, right, it's always like I'm hurting everybody's I'm gonna light this bitch up, as in I'm taking back back back, I'm taking shots at everybody in the room verbally. But it's like we're not doing terrorism. The just just so that we at any point in the podcast actually cover the topic. I

want to hear. I want to hear your thoughts and feelings on the window seat and why you think it's superior. Okay, I will start with this because I know this is going to be your point, right, so I'm gonna give you this. Oh okay, wow for you even say I already know your fault. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. I know you're going to say now the only cause you know, usually I start with it's kind of like, give me the bad news first. The only hiccup to a window seat is that you have to ask an adult to

let you pee. That is, but I can't tell you. There are a few airlines. First of all, you're in Alaska Airlines flight and you're sitting in the very first row. Yeah, there's enough seat, There's enough space for you to get around the other person. If you're on uh Hawaiian air the way they're laid down seats are set up is there is more than adequate space to get up and go to the restroom without even waking the other person up or making them even have to set up Delta.

On the other hand, put you in fucking like isolation tube cubbies. So that's why if you ever I was asking you, if you've ever been on those mint flights, the one where you're in the where it's just you in the road, just you fire. Yes, there's that, and I think Delta might do it, because you know the some of some flights there's like first class and then there's business class, m if something. Usually it's for a job, because I'm not paying that money to be in the sky. Like,

I have my limits. I have my limits, and sometimes you're just like how many facts, bitch, Like there's sometimes there's just too much money, right, But that's the only downfall of the window seat where you have to be like you either have to coordinate it or like you either have to ask the other person. Because that's why I got to a point where I we'll just fucking hibernate. I get on the plane, I eat my food, and I am jon Zo and so I don't have to

pee into like it off the plane. Yeah, it's only recently where I'm being like, you know what, maybe I should be because because I can say something just being about a plane room, just like I'm gonna find I'm out, I'm done. So I'm sucking hibernating. It's because I don't want to wake up the other person. Also, if you were the asshole that gets upset when the person in

the window seats, actually, fuck you. You cannot be upset when the person in the window seat is like, hey, I need to go to the bathroom because I had a guy go or you're getting up. I was like, bro oh, I know the wildest thing that ever happened. I was gonna plane. I'm in the window seat. There is this man in the middle who is translucent right

what he's very old, white man. I don't know if he got any work done or whatever, but he looked like a fucking like one of those fish that lives in the parts of the ocean where that there's no light. So he had this crazy like clear you can see like all the veins in it. Says it was nuts. And then he had like this tu pay that looked like it was just like kind of melted. And then there was a person that he was with, this other

guy that was with him. I don't know if he was his whoever, a friend or whatever, chaperone handler, I don't know. And so he's sitting in the row in front of us in the window. So I'm at the window see through white man in the middle, Asian guy on the end right. So we're sitting there and he's just like doing too much right, He's keep he keeps hopping up, started talking to the person his friend in the row in front of us, and he's like bumping

in us as he's doing it. I'm like okay. And then they come by and give you like the little snack box or whatever. And then when he's done with his food, he puts his trash on the Asian dude's tray. So he's like, I'm done and then he just moves his stuff and me and I at you do look at each other like you know, what the fuck? Yeah? So I had the window open the take off, and then when we're gonna ready the land, I left the window closed and he went to reach across me. He's like,

can you open the window. I was like no, and then he went to reach across me and I was like, dude, you better not reach across me to open this window. And he's like, I want to see that as then you should have gotten a window seat. You won't be watching it today. He went to reach across me. I went, sir, he was read ridiculous. Also, I've never seen this on the second time in my life. Paid where the hair looked melted. It was a part two paid part hair plugs.

There was a lot going on with this man. And so this person was a middle seat, right, yes, acting fucking wild. So like, yeah, we've already established that the middle seat comes with a different energy, right he knew, But all it's like your friend was in the window, your friend and twist seats with you. You You knew that you were acting wild. So like, that's the other thing

about being in the window. If you're in a window seat on a three row, in a three seater row, you have to acknowledge you might not asking two people to get up to pee. That's hard. So the secret is you wait till the person in the middle gets up to pee or the person on the aisle gets up to pe. Because that's what I do when I'm on planes now. It's when the person on the aisle gets up to p then I'm like, okay, I'll get up there because I'm not interrupting you. Because you got up,

I get you. So this this is my thing. When when I choose an aisle seat, I'm I'm thinking ahead. I'm planning, all right, I'm putting, I'm putting something together. I'm planning the entire experience because yeah, I'm gonna have to get up sometimes when people need to pee. I understand that. But also I got first access to the snacks. I got first access to the safety. Y'all, window seats are dead if things go a ride on this flight.

But but you have first access. I hear you. But I've sat in that cart running into me over and over. It is that cart bumping into me. People. But I don't like people bumping into me. It is the bank of my existence. Like people bumping into me. When you are in the aisle c there's a lot of people in your personal space. Okay, someone's reaching over you to give one or two other people's necks, one or two other people a tray of food when they're asking somebody

what they want to drink. There now they're leaning over you. Right, we'll talk to one or two other people. You and the flight attendant might as well be making out for the amount of times this person is about to be in your personal space in a tube in the fucking sky. It's too much. That's why I don't do i'le because it's an invasion of my personal space. On a regular basis, Somebody going to the back, like the number of times I've been good in sleep and somebody just the number

I bumped into. Plenty of people in an aisle c just coming back and forth from their arm is on the arm rest at right. You are trying to avoid one arm. Boom, you hit another arm. It's like a fucking it's I'm pinballing my hips down the fucking aisle. And if your arm is out or your legs too far out, it's like, I'm you're getting touched. Let's go over a couple of etiquette things, just in general, so we can make sure we're on the same page as

we decide if window or aisle is better. Okay, now, whenn't you and this is a different time in your life, I understand, but I'm asking you to go there when you in the past had to be in a middle seat, so it wasn't often because the thing is, they'll see middle seats only happen if you don't plan a hit. I know I don't. I was asking you to go to that place. I'm not saying you're gonna go back. I feel like as soon as I brought it off, you were like, don't put that evil on babe. Don't

you put that evil on me? Ricket Bobby, And so all I'm saying is, do you subscribe whether you're in the window or aisle, that the arm rests goes to the middle seat. I think the armrests goes to the middle seat because the aisle has an armrest, the window has the whole side of the plane. They have the majesty of flight, the majesty in flights. They've got a window to look out of. You see what I'm saying. So I think the arm rests should go to the

middle seat. I have been in the elbow competition with someone when I was in the middle seat, and I thought the respectful. I also have been on planes where because you know, when you start doing colleges, the planes get staller, smaller, like like Russian stacking dolls. So I've been on the plane. I can I can tell you I was gonna plane one time and there was this

very like just muscularned man. This is huge man. He sat down after I sat down, and I just spent the whole flight just behind his shoulder, like that's where I wanted to just this is where I live now. Yeah, me and this man go together because there was nowhere. There was nowhere question. We're a couple. For the next two hours, me and this man go together and he would ask me, and I was very much like that, you know, I was like, no, I'm good, I'm okay.

They're like, you can't do anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when it came to that armrest, when it came that armrest, I lit homeboy have it. And I let homeboy have it because I had whole fucking shoulder. That's why I let him have it. If you are just out here, just your body, just on people. Yeah, we go together like truly until this blain lands. I am your wife.

You didn't you didn't say it this way. But I can tell that this man was good looking because just the way that because you were like, no, anytime, anytime you get that quiet, I know, I know you're like feeling somebody anytime. No, no, it's all right, it's like no, no, no, you know, it's like quiet, a little bit of shake to it too. I got sucking cap and Jane Katherine hepburn but no, but I I've been on flights where also this man got so mad at me. I was

the windows. See, he was in the aisle this is I was. I was on the United flight and I was just like, oh, the middle class is dying because first class was full. Because there was three sexuals on this plane. Right, it was first class, I guess there was a middle business class area. And then there was economy, right, first class fucking jam packed. Economy full of ship. There were forty seats in the middle that had five six people in them, and I was like, what the fund

is happening on this plate. They couldn't push any of the people from economy uppere because when you look back at Economy, I swear there were sirens. It was a fucking greyhound bus back there. Somebody had a bird like it was like a while back there, and there was curtains and I was like, I've never seen a curtain on this part. But this man sits down next to me. He you didn't have a little brother, so you don't

what a little brother like. You know how teenage boys smell where it's just that like funk, you are a teenage boys, you probably don't smell it. There's a slight funk. There's a very specific funk to a teenage boy that unless you had like a brother, you don't know what it is in A forty year old man sat next to me, smelling like a thirteen year old boy who just out of the pe class and he was doing, Man,

you the plane and not left anywhere. Also, he came and sat down next to me, which I get it, because there's a whole section fucking you don't know where these people are. Right when we're getting at the boarding groups. You don't know these people don't fill up the plane. He sits down immediately, man spreads arms out, So now

we're going for the fucking jockey. And because he's had completely fucking obnoxious right bumping it, knocking my arm off the armrest, I was like, oh, this is what we're doing, bitch, let me explain something to you. I started doing the exact same thing. I'm spreading my arms out, getting my chest white. Sorry, I have titnies. I need space right, getting my chest wide. Our man spreading, pushing him his arm off the armrest. But you want to go, let's

go right. The plane has not taken off yet. He goes and complains to the flight attendant, and then she looked at me and then looked at him, and I just saw her go get another seat, just said somewhere else, and then afterwards she was like, what the hell. I was like, I don't know. It was the wildest thing to me I've had. Dude, the middle seats go to man spread, but he's there's me on one side and then another man on the other side. So now they're just trying to man spread on the right. I'm like,

you can't just man spread on the right. That's not how this works. You spread and you spreading now, so you go to spread, I'm spreading like we all bitch with creamy cheese out here. Everybody gets spread. Were peanut butter at but fucking country crop. I don't care everybody getting spread. Right, So they're that thing. You're in the middle seat, keep your fucking we're giving you the arm rest,

but act right. Also, we're already this is already the least amount of space that a human being can be in. They have calculated it. Okay, they've made sure what's the most reasonable amount of space to put a human being in and then not started fucking riot. Yeah yeah, because yeah, exactly exactly, what's the smallest amount of space we can put these people in before they kill each other? I guess my thing is I've been in the middle seat before, and this is actually think wow, how dare you? But

you have though? How in the absolute of daredevil this do you? How they dare you? That? What you're trying to say, I already asked it to I asked it. Don't even re ask me what I was asking you. I'm saying, yeah, I have had a middle thief lifestyle before. Okay, and I do this thing. I actually think it's courteous. I don't know if people like it or not. I

only had to go arrive maybe twice. I'm a pretty nimble dude, and sometimes the person in the aisle seat is pretty little, right, So rather than wake them up, sometimes I'll just stand up in my seat, I'll put a foot on my seat and I'll step over them. I'll just like step right. I don't even wake them up. I just step over them into the aisle and I go about my way, use the bathroom, come back, step over them again, and then sit down and they don't

even wake up. So you either put your ass or your crotch in a slip in a person's first They've only woken up twice now, both times where the person was waking up your crotch in a face, and they

they did, They did have quite a reaction. But as soon, wait a minute, you let me tell all these wild ass stories, and you did not tell me that you were sneak putting your man parts and people faces, and you were making people wake up from dreamland while the thirty five thousand feet in the sky to your whole the last and they all face and they American face. I'm saying, Wow, it's gone well enough times that to me, to wake them up felt ruder than just stepping over.

You thought it was ruder to wake them up and to put your ass in somebody's face. You don't know how hard it is for some people to fall asleep. I don't know these people, but how but what if the person in front of them, If the seat is reclined, you've already got a seat also, can we say that? I don't think every seat reclines the same because on some planes where you were crying and it's just to just to slip two inches, and in other seats where

I'm just like I can see this man's forehead. Yeah, some far back, some reclined so much that you know, they're broken. Yes, right, I'm just like when I got to recline in, the person behind me got like when you see that domino effect of sleep reclined because it's like you didn't recline because you wanted to. It was just like it's forty times fifty times behind you. I'm with you. I'm just saying I've done that because in my mind it was it was easier for me. I

didn't mind the step over there for you. Not You weren't thinking about the trauma. No, no, no, I was. Because here's the thing. I have friends and I have family who do not sleep while on planes. So when someone falls asleep on a plane, I don't take it lightly. I don't just assume they could fall right back to sleep. But they also have to stay awake. They have to stay awake until I get back or else I'm just waking one time, one time, my kid, this is wild.

I can't believe this. This person was clearly living uh a very fast lifestyle. Because I was in the middle seat, they were in the aisle. I had to wake them up to get them up to to get out, and then when I came back, I was on I only went to pee. When I came back, they were sleeping harder than they were before this time. Their mouth was open everything, and I had to get them up again.

And I was like, let me, just if I had just stepped over this person, they clearly wouldn't have caught it, because it took a couple of shakes to wake him up again. You know, I was on a plane before and the pilot comes on and goes Also, I love the pilot. I love I love a good pilot voice. Yeah, there's there's some great pilot voices out there that put you at ease. There's something that put you on edge,

right Yeah. Any time you hear like, I'll tell you right now, if I hear a pilot voice that sounds too familiar to me, I'm already nervous. Means too familiar. Like if if the pilot sounds too laid back, it doesn't. It just doesn't seem professional to me. I had a pilot on a flight one time, get get ready to get on the on the mic. So he had an announcement to make, but he clicked it on too early and we all heard him burp. And that doesn't sound

like somebody who can fly. Because the man burp Josh, because tell me, Okay, so I understand that you live a different life where you're brave and you and you enjoy things, and so I'm just saying I'm not I'm still black. I'm saying if I'm on a flight and I hear the pilot get off, so we're gonna be flying today over it, like no, no, it just makes me feel like that the cockpit is sticky. No, no, no,

this makes me have no confidence. If you burt before you start talking and like this supposed to be a professional, it just makes me I'm not saying that I'm brave. I'm just like there's just certain things I can't be afraid of, right because it's like there's a lot of things that you know, black people don't do. That's why we have a whole piece on the show called we don't do that because we don't do a lot of

ship um. But if I hear him burt when he comes on first, all just makes me think he's a disgusting him and being um because talking about hard burp too, We're not talking about a little gulp. We're talking about he big beer like Homer simpthing like man burp, like maybe he just finished lunch. I've never even sir, you knew it was coming. You've never been tricked by a people like like I've had like you've got been tricked by a burt. But it's like it's it just makes

me feel like the cockpit is sticky. I don't know how. It doesn't say being about his ability to land this plane. It just makes me feel like the cockpit is sticky. The altemperature might be you know, it might have like food, like a food. It makes me like there's food rappers. It gives me car energy, That's what it is. It's like that makes me feel like I'm open, like there's some cans on the floor right because it's like I'll have stuff in my car like ever many people call

the just like completely filtering. I'm like this moves that stuff and I'm like, you shouldn't even ask me to get in here. My shoes are gonna get dirty getting in this car. And I don't respect this at all, Like it's ridiculous. I have a sandals on my feet sticky, how dare you? Sir? I do love the Hey, everybody, this is a this is your part, Like that voice

I love that. It always puts you in the mind of like your like the newscaster voice, Hi, this is like that one of like the disc jockey voice, like the very specific like record. But I did have a pilot say that, like he called the plane like the Star Chick Enterprise, which made some people grown, but I thought it was so adorable. And then he was talking about how we, uh, we were gonna be flying at like the speed of sound, and I just went, I

didn't need that. Did you know you're going that at all? Yeah? Going very fast. I mean I had a pilot a tip that was hitting us with too many ums, and I was like, do you are you sure? You acted like you're not sure. You're like, you're not sure where we're going, You're not sure how high we're getting. That man was hitting us with multiple ms in every sentence, so, um, we're welcome to the Uh. Yeah, it sounded like it

sounds like he was supposed to be. I understand that that's a nervous take that people have, but you have to understand what you're when you're on the plane, and he this is the boss of the plane. So if you're nervous, were nervous Okay, Like if you get if you get on the bike in your played and you're like, welcome to um delta, It's like, that doesn't even sound like you supposed to be flying today. I hear you. I think what's even more upsetting is what they make

the announcement. You can't understand what they're saying at all, Yeah, because that means that if it's an emergency, well just sit here. Yeah here, it's you hear ladies and gentlemen. Right, it's welcome ladies and John. And I'm like, no, no, no, I had to hear what he's saying. I know this has nothing to do with the seats, but I hate when they tell me the temperature is gonna be because I already packed like like this, there's nothing I could

do now. So when you're like you're like, I'm gonna be flying into San Francisco it's actually be a chilly sixty five today, I'm like, all right, well then I've already made a mistake. But also, you should have checked the weather before you pack. If you didn't check the weather before you pack, you sure. I'm not blaming him, I'm just saying I hate what it happens. Because there's nothing I can do about it. You know, I don't think I knew how judgmental you were, Joshua over very

specific things when it comes to pilots. Yeah, when I'm on a plank, because I don't have a fear of flying, but I could grow one. I could grow on really easy. And what someone gets on the mic and they're just over here, um and and none. It sounds like they're stealing this play, is what it sounds like. I understand the place and the beauty of a window seat. I'm not going to completely undercut your point. I'm just saying depends on when you're flying if the window seats even useful.

Because if you're flying in a red eye, if you're flying where you're going somewhere where it's gonna be night very soon, that window seat is about to be nil and void, it's just gonna be dark. You're just gonna be dark. No, if you're flying over land, okay, the window seat is not useless because you're going to see cities a light a lit up at night. Okay, the very interesting, like flying into a city at night. It's like, especially you're flying like into l A at night, it's

like desert, desert, desert, Like it's weird. You see the line of desert desert traffic city, right, and so it's so funny because like you see the line where they're like, we just went the lights are gonna stop here here, the lights are gonna right, We're not putting no more no. If you don't live right here, you get no stores. Right, So you can see a lot now if you're like, I've flown to Melbourne. So I did a fourteen hour flight when I wanted to do the Melbourne Melbourne what

was it Melbourne Festival? I want to say Frank Festival. It was. I went from New York to l A, which was five hours, and then l A to Melbourne, which was fourteen hours in a window seat. Okay, but to your point, it was over water and the flight was at nine pm. I landed at five. I'm completely lost. Saturday left on a Friday, landing on a Sunday. Gone, but when I came back it was Tuesday. For thirty

six hours. But anyway, plane takes off the entertainment on the plane it's not working, the WiFi is not working, the TV is not working. And then then to make matchs worse, the overhead light was connected to the entertainment, so you couldn't just reach up and turn the light on. So even if you brought a fucking book, when they were rebooting and rebooting and rebooting, you couldn't turn the

overhead light on. Then even if you had something you could watch on an iPad or a tablet or something, because they kept rebooting it the power was surging, so you couldn't even charge your fucking phone. Fourteen hours at night, no TV, no I five, no over. They fed us and cut all the fucking lights off. They're like, go to bed. Good, I'll tell right now. I'll tell you

right now. Then that thing what you described is a caveat where Yes, if you're if you're in the window seat at night and you're passing over land, great good on you. You see some dots on the ground, you see some dots in the sky, But if you were going over water, you might as well be staring at an iPhone that is off. But the good part for me is that the moon was on my side of the plane. So I was watching the world's first movie,

which was The Moon on Water. Was what all I had to watch until my battery on my phone got low and I had to wait until I was able to charge it eventually, But the people sitting on the other side of the plane with no moon, darkness darkness, had nothing, And eventually they end up giving people like two or fifty dollar vouchers. This is had a stack of them, like fucking test papers, like a teacher with test papers, and we're just like hair hair here, don't

we don't want to hear hair hair here. I think what has happened here is that we have not determined which one is good or bad. No, we really have it at all. So we're just gonna have to throw this one to you, the listener. This is probably the most off topic around about episode that we've had. We we talked about planes the entire time. We definitely talked

about airports and planes. We talked about everything that encompasses being one, all the whole plane experience, right because going through the non because think about it, it's hectic getting to the airport, then it's hectic getting through the airport, then it's hectic getting on the fucking plane, and then I'm gonna spend the whole flight getting bumped into fuck that I pick a window seat, because I've already been through the fucking gauntlet of nonsense that is being in

an airport. But what you have to have ver looked at the website seat guru dot com. No, okay, by the bane of my existence is getting to the window seat, and you end up where the seam is right, so you don't have the window. You're in that part in between the windows. And one time it kept happening to me, to the point that the last time it happened to me, I was just in tears. I was so mad because you can't because one there's a window too, you can't

lean over good, You're just stuck. I was so angry, I was crying. I was stressed the funk out. I've been on a million flights. I just wanted to go to sleep right, and I'm just saying, could you just get the slight lean and then it's just the fucking

seam of this plane. And sometimes the way they set up first class seats, like I've been on planes where like every seat you're not really at the window is in front of you, but at your head it's the fucking seems so I don't know if they do that so other people can look out the wind know that I paid for but back either side these piets forward or back these windows up. Because I've paid for a window seat. I need to be able to look out

this damn window and don't give me the scene. So there's a website seat guru dot com and that's where I go. Where I'm I literally, if I'm looking at a flight, I'll go, okay, where is because sometimes you just pick a seat. You don't know there's a bulkhead here, there's a scene of a plane here. Some of them

I've had it. We're like they're like, oh, this seat didn't work, or this is an exit rod, the seats don't crying, or you're close to the bathroom here, or something that's like sometimes you're just like, I just pick a seat. You don't know all of the stands and

down to the seat in the window versus aisle. There's no wrong answer, because guess what, You're on a plane, baby, You go on places, you're doing stuff, You're getting out the house, you're getting natural, you're getting out of your state. Probably if you're on a plane, you're probably live in your states. You hope it's like a san Francisco, Los Angeles. You live in a big as state, right A. Nobody

flying nowhere. You don't live in Georgia and flying another place in Georgia you just drive could being an asshole. Get up. But you're on a plane. Hey, you're living, You're doing all right. You're on a plane. There are people like there are people who have never been on an airplane. Do I understand? I understand. I'll say here is probably the best place that we can kick it off to you, the listener, Who do you? How do you feel? Who is right? You know? Is it our

seat or is it window seat? It's not about being right, It's about being blessed, Josh, you or on the plane? Baby? The question is the question is as much as it's about window and aisle, it's do you buy your snacks before? Or you're trying to funk with the snacks that they got on the plane. Never the snacks on the plane, Always get before. Thank you so much for listening. If you're looking to catch up with us on any and socials, you can find me at Joshjohnson Comedy on Instagram, at

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