Irons vs. Steamers

I'm joined by my co host Dual. Say sloan and go ahead and tell the people, don't say tell the people where you land and why and how you came to You know, you always asked me first. I think you should tell the people where are you land? Because I feel like you wait to hear all my arguments on my on my side, I feel deep in my heart, and then you're like, let me tell you all the ways that you are wrong. And first of all, all

like that energy. Second of all, I think it allows you to start calculating and contemplating all of the counterpoints and arguments to my beautifully made and well executed thoughts, feelings and facts. So you go first ship. All right? Okay, you know I thought I was being a gentleman this whole time. But no, no, no, no, I get it. I hear you, I hear you. It was gentleman. But it's also scrategy. It's strategicy. So I'm gonna go ahead and go with Irons as you would. As you would, Wow,

what does that even mean? Okay, So I'm gonna go with Irons because to me, Irons are classic and we got it right the first time. You know, Irons, first of all, they know what they're doing with the settings. Okay, Irons got those settings on them. They got nine line, they got silk, they got cotton, they got polyester. All right. You can adjust the knob, you can choose to spray, or you can choose to really push the steam through.

And that's one of the reasons why I don't really think that the steamers coming correct, because Irons already steam. They have a setting. So what you basically did was you were, you know, you were at a quiz Nos thinking that, Wow, this is a great fast food sandwich. Meanwhile, Subway was like, we've been toasting, so that your whole business model was wrapped up in a thing that we do on the side. And honestly, that's That's how I

feel about irons. Irons were already steaming, pressing, doing all of the stuff they needed to do to get you wrinkle free. But then Steamers come out of nowhere, being like we're the cool, hip, young new thing that doesn't even really do as much as our predecessor. Okay, one shout out to quiz nos uh way better than the subway. I don't know what happened to him. I don't know who didn't send the email. I don't know what had to occur for that business to go the way that

it did, because it was actually pretty good. Um, I of course went Steamers because I uh, I am a professional. And okay, we have to talk about how dangerous and iron is. Right, people have loved irons on burned down homes, burned people. Listen, you saw the episode of Good Times for Penny's mother came after her with that hot iron. Okay, we all have been just his his his his. We've all have burns marks on us from using irons. I remember it's in my neighborhood. Listen, I'll tell you what

he said, hot iron in his house. He's a kid, He's walking through bumps into the ironing board. There's a scar on his arm where it is a triangle of the top of the ironing of the iron. It's the triangle and then like three of the holes. Right. M h, he's on the young man's arm. He said, he bumped into the iron. That's none of my business. It long past, okay. I don't think CPS was coming all right, Um, we've

all melted a piece of clothing. I was trying to because there are multiple settings, right, but I've had polyester. It were my favorite pair of pants, right, trying to get to work. They were wrinkled. I work with a bunch of black people, so you know you can't come to work with wrinkle clothes. You work with black people. Right, clothes can't be wrinkled. You can't be ashy. There's so many things we're late to work to make sure we look good enough for each other, no matter where we work.

He could be in office and McDonald's, doesn't matter. We require each other to reach a certain level of standard. Right, polyester pants, polyestra setic melted the fuck out of these pants. Favorite pair of pants. Had a little fake built us out to him. It's two thousand three. I'm living my best life, right, I got my fun little stretch of pants. They're good for work, They're good for going to the clube. You go up, going out for my frenzy. Were on a date and then I go to iron. Um, I said,

I'm on the setting. I read it polyester and says you can and all of a sudden, all of a sudden, like a plastic bag close to a stove crumbled. Prombo, you understand you have been cooking, had like your grocery bag still close to the crop gone. I thought those pants where I cried, Oh, I love them pants. I look good in their pants too. Everything was hitting, popping, popping, popping, The thing was stagging, the cakes was tking, and no,

the iron took me out. Been burned by iron. Also, that steam setting on an iron, what it does is it shoots water all over your clothes. And then you have to have the knowledge and the know how in the foresight to be able to get that water mark off the clothes because sometimes the water, the big drop of the water you iron over it, it actually creates a water marker and clothes. So now you're trying to look go nice at your business meeting, and now you're

just full of splotches. So steamers for me one, I said, because if I'm a professional, right, they don't have irons on set. There's no irons and costume shops. You know, there's like an iron. Like I'm saying is sometimes there's an iron costume shop, right, but there's always a steamer on set, and make portable steamers. Okay, deliver Listen. There's no hot plate, but it's off. It's off. It's knocking them wrinkles out. You can do it on various fabrics. Okay.

What I'm saying is that because you can, like say, you want to some people iron curtains. Only iron curtain I know is a Soviet Union. I don't. That seems like a lot of works to me. But you can use them. It's a lot quicker than ironing. Also, you can iron increases into clothes. The setting is sometimes it's too high, too low. There's a lot of trial and error on an outfit with the iron. And usually when

you're using an iron, you're probably in a hurry. You're gonna suck something up a steamer, pour some water in that bitch, and let the steam do the walking. You let the steam come through the wrinkles. Let the steam knock it out. You just lift it up. Shoot, shoot, shoot, Because I've work in the costume shop before. You've seen the constumes shop before, every wardrobe of every TV show, movie or whatever. They ain't got no iron baby when they're out here for these stash for weeks. It's not

an iron baby, it's a steamer. And iron is archaic technology. You understand, iron is from the past. Once we got the settings, you put some stink. That's it. There's no new there's no new irons, there's no new shapes. Ain't nobody doing nothing new irons. Okay, okay. Look, first of all, the iron is the workman's tool for getting those clothes nice and crisp. Okay, all right, I already see it, already,

see the doubt, already see the workman's tool. I mean you're not a workman, so I don't know how you go wasesday tool you. I mean you're currently in detention. I don't know what working you're talking about. Look, first of all, but don't don't don't covet me for things that are not irons. All right, you know you in the basement of our school right now, don't don't cope me for things that have nothing to do with with the topic. I hear you, I hear you. Want to know

know if you're safe. You are. You're like a kidnaps Josh, Bleep twice, bleak twice. If you save Josh? Do you have a window? Fresh air? You see outside? What do you see? He? Go ahead, work with this tool, right, you're working off m hmmm. You're going to office them from home, all right? Work with irons. Okay, they may not be in every costume house, but they're in every hotel, all right. The people use irons. Okay, the steamer it is a tool of the Thespian and of Hollywood, but

the iron is a tool of the people. Okay, So you don't think they sell steamers to people. They sell them. But we were bringing up where they're in everything of and I'm telling you, yes, they're in every costume house, but they're But irons are in every hotel and they have been for a long time now. When it comes to steamers doing things wrong, there are steamers that only

take specific things. So there's steamers that only take distill water, all right, when you don't put that in there, and you just put water from the tap because you're like, oh, I just gotta steam something real quick, whatever, There is a residue you can get because it's getting caked up within the steamer. Any anyone with a steamer who's had

this issue, this is what it is. By the way, if you have a steamer and you've ever had this problem, it's because your steamer in fine print probably if they told you in in regular letters, you wouldn't have bought it.

Your steamer in fine print only takes distilled water, all right, And when you don't put that on there, that's why sometimes it's a it's not consistent with the push of the steam and all the holes and why sometimes there's like a little white dot residue sort of thing on the overall steamer when you get down that on an iron as well, you can get it on iron, but irons were made for dirty water. You can even iron with water from flint. You can make an iron with mud.

You can even iron. You can learning with that lead water. If you wanted to listen, all I'm saying is that I think we went over to the steamer one because it's faster. You hang up your shirt, okay, pair of pants your gown. All right, you run that now, mind you. I have had to use an iron as a steamer. Had to do it on Monday because he went to the Emmys. Uh, and you were there as well, and we hung out. And so my friend Lace Larry look her up. She is an amazing comic. Um, she's just

on America's got talent. She's getting ready. Her address needs to get ironed, right, So what did I So? I'm laying it on the bed. I laid on the bed, going over it, and there's too many there's too many pounds. Okay, there's too many panels. I'm losing track of where I am. Also, if you iron something on a bed, because there was

an iron, but I don't remember seeing an ironing board. Okay, So when you iron something on the bed, if you've got one of those comforters with the divisions in it, then it will create like lines and whatever you're ironing. So it's taken forever. What did I do? I went and put some water in the iron, hung it up. It was done in three minutes. Choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choochoo choo choo. Gown ready down the house down, Ready for these Emmys. Okay, ready for

these parties. All the wrinkles they're gone. Okay, they fly away by because when I lifted it up and let the steam hit it, when I let the power of hot water instead of a hot plate get at them wrinkles. Okay, So I I understand, and I did see the dress and it did look great. But um, from what I'm hearing, we're saying the same thing. We're both saying that irons already do with steamers claimed to do. They've been doing it, and steamers came out of nowhere being like I'm special,

I'm different, but they weren't. I have you have to buy an iron with a steamer function, like I have a small iron for like crafty mm hmm. There's no steam function on that iron. I have that big steam like that that being big steam button my little iron. You can put water in it mm hmm, but it doesn't hit it with the same right. So I'm not saying that there were there wasn't a steam function in

the iron. I'm saying that they put steam functions in an iron because we had steamers, and people are like, hey, let's add this into the iron because sometimes the iron ain't giving us what we need, so they added the steam first of all. I don't think that that is correct at all. I don't know the timeline on that. Look it up. I mean, I guess I can look it up, but I just feel like the iron was added with steam and then someone made a steamer. There's a whole internet. Yeah, I mean, we can look it

up right now. This has to happen, because what is it? What came first the iron of the steamer? Is that the question? No, no, no, just what came first the steamer or the steam function on an iron? Because irons are way older than steamers. Truly, they used to have irons, you put them in fires. I remember seeing those old school irons were like you gotta wrap a rag around it, because I don't remember seeing them going, why did you make the whole thing metal? Yeah? Yeah, you know what

I mean. Why don't you make the handle metal? Why is the handle metal like this? Lets you know that they knew that women were going to use this because somebody didn't give a fuck all right, because it was like I can see that they put wooden handles on, like it's like pots it's like every time I see like a lot of designs for stuff, I'm like, we've been putting wooding handles on things for a long time,

but like kettles, pots and stuff like that. I'm just saying, it just feels like sometimes it's just like men are mean. While you're looking it up, I'll make the case because you brought it up as a detriment, I would actually say it's potentially a plus. All right. You brought up the dangerous side of irons, all right, as if it was a negative. I'm saying, let's lean into the danger for a second, all right, it's not it's not a con.

It's a pro. There's a lot of Americans that don't want to have a gun in their house, all right, But if you got an intruder, what you're hitting them with a steamer or an iron? All right? Are you if you if you had a robber come in your house and you don't you don't have anything weaponized to defend yourself. But you've got an iron. Now you've got a chance. If it's hot. No, no, it doesn't have to be hot. That's just that's just a bunch of metal waiting to hit somebody in the head depending on

the side. There's some of these irons. I'm just like this iron is too big, not too big to fight. Now my iron is only no one's. It all depends on the size of your iron. Steamer steamers are too ergonomically built, all right, They're not gonna do the same damage as a big, clunky iron, right and waiting to just crack somebody across the face. The first commercially available electric steam iron was introduced and you are Drying Drying and Cleaning Company, not Dry Cleaning, Drying and Cleaning mm

hmm eldic, but was not a commercial success. The patent for an electric steam iron and dampener with issue just in Chicago nineteen thirty four. You know, we should really start researching this ship before we actually get on the podcast. I mean, it's not it's not really about being factual. It's about being right, that's true. Can you put in a craze with a steamer? Well, this is the thing about a steamer as well. Uh, some steamers come with

that little handheld casing. Have you seen this? So basically, when you open the steamer, the package of the steamer comes in like the little bag flattens out and that bag is very very thick, so that way you can run the steamer along the clothes but also press your hand against the steamer through the bag without burning yourself. Have you seen this? Well? I didn't just see again because I was like, can a steamer make a crease? It says if you wear pleated pants, you can use

the steamer instead of crease. Just lay the garment down on the flat service and moved and moved the plate down the edge of the crease as you were with an iron. And then Men's health dot com why every man should own a closed steam up or ramn all the men's is you're really gonna sit here and listen to men's health. Men's health seems to be the most concerned about you, nigga. Look, men's health they have their good days, they have their bad days. I've had some

good days, I hear you. Because women's health it's the same thing. Sometimes it's like, you know what, thank you for teaching me about penopause. And then next day it's like, oh, all the flat tummy tease, bitch, all of this is just the laxative. How dare you? Yeah? I see what you're saying, but I know that men don't have to worry about flat tummy tees. For some reason, my stomach

is supposed to be flat. But these things out here looking like old stoves, and I'm supposed to be impressed by They call him pop belly stoves for a reason. What came first, the pot belly or the stove? Okay, So do you think then that the what I'm talking about with the casing with the steamer, with the handheld thing where you can really hold it and press it. I have no idea. Was Okay, that's just to me, that's just knock off iron, and I've seen it with

a couple of models. But that's fine, that's fine. I understand that you love your steamer. Understands done you right, It's just done me dirty in the past. Okay, as an iron has done me dirty in the past, I can't say as someone who has had iron. Now I had to, says someone who has ironed lots of clothes, I choose not to do it. Mm hmm. Also a lot of my clothes very flammable, very multiple. I'm not dealing with a lot of natural fabrics all the time. Mm hmm. So I don't always iron because I can't.

But a lot of those clothes that are very flammable, you don't need iron him anyway, Like all these leggings I got, you need the iron, m leggings. Don't you put a leg in it and a wrinkles because it's on his body? Right, Yes, the body is the iron. I got you right, The body is the iron. Okay, body, body iron. That's all I'm saying. Okay, now, how do you say iron? Um? I hear that's the only way you say. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know a kid that

he was very confused. He would always first of all, he talked very fast, and he would always call an iron and earn. And so there was one time where he was talking about how his mom was mad because he broke the urn, and we were like, yeah, I mean it's an urn. You've got somebody's ashes all over your like like yeah, because we didn't understand him for the longest time. It took us like a good eight to ten minutes of him trying to explain because he

also can't say it in any other way. So he's like, no, it's not earned, it's nearn Like that's the same word that you're saying. My mom was, Uh, my mom had a friend when we lived in Miami and they were country and she went over there one time. She went to their house without me and my brother and their youngest son. He said, he my mom, money goes where you're churn at. My MoMA said, excuse me, like your churn and my mother said, I'm so sorry, and he said, yo,

chick ran and where my children? He said, yeah, you're charing and mom said, they're they're not with me. There's definitely, especially in your mom's mind. I'm sure that after the first one, like where you're churing it's like I get my butter at the store. Do you have like like if somebody just cause it you completely you don't know what they're saying and try to make sets of it. One of one of my favorite instances of this happening was on uh, to Catch a Predator, all right, on

to catch a Predator. This dude shows up. Chris Hansen got him, you know, got him like like and then this dude is like a little wanna be you know eminem right, so he's already got the cap, he's got like all the stuff, and you know, Chris Hanson starts asking him questions like, you know, like why were you talking to a young teenager on the on the internet? All the stuff like that, all the Chris Hanson stuff

that Chris Hansen does. And this guy goes, uh, he pulls his hat down and he's like, I don't really be on I don't even really want to be on TV right now. You feel me? And like so so he does that, which is already like oh man said this guy to jailed out for multiple things like and so so then as he said, I don't really want to be on two right now? You feel me? Chris hands a completely but understanding but without missing a beet goos, yes, we are filming. No, that's not you feel me. No,

you know that's not That's not what happened. You feel me, not what I'm saying. All of those things. There was always like jokes like the nineties and two thousands and somebody was like, yea, you feel me? Like no, dude, not, I think that's how something will doing. But like you feel me? And this guy was like, I don't want to touch you, and I've laughed are so I don't want to touch you? I saw this, Uh this thread. Um, I think there's a embracing black culture. I don't know

if it's funny. Because my friend Lince was like she said, she said, I've learned so much on embracing black culture, and I was like cool. She said, think that was crazy. Was like bleach when washing dishes, and I was like, yeah, I don't do it because I don't like the smell of bleach and it makes your hands weird. I also don't do it because I washed my dishes soon enough that bleach never comes into the conversation. But some people

just do it all the time. I when I found out there were people that do it all the time, I was genuinely blown away. I was like it just like the the food just happened. I hear you. But some people are like clean is clean. But it's like I don't want to bleach on my dishes because my dishes want to bleach and I hate the small to bleach. Um. But it was this whole threat of just like the things that black people will say that are like hype

people up and people misunderstanding it. Just girls like like I wasn't working when my ConA workers came in and like a new outfit and it looked nice and she's like, oh, I'm scared of you. And he was like, but why I didn't do anything? So just so it's like why why are you scared? What did what did I do? Or are you still talking about it? Or you know somebody else it brought something for like a potlug, like oh you put your footness, It's like why would I

put my foot? And that's disgusting and it's like you there's there has to be a point where you realize that's not what we're saying. Like my favorite is when white comics go to black rooms and have a good set and somebody be like, man, you're stupid, and they're less like, well, I think my comedy like no, no, no, no, no, no no no, just giving you a compliment, just say thank you, man, you're stupid. I thought that was pretty insightful up there, and well craft of jokes. And whenever

black people in a group, we're all laughing. Like you've seen Derek run down the street. Uh Derek Gaines, great comedian, the Great Boy on Instagram When the mic commics came over, He's like, I just want to tell a joke and all you guys run away and then come back. He said, that's all I want. I just want to be able to come over to the group and say something, and

I only run away. I have always wondered what it is because I saw something that like it's because of slavery, and I was like, come on, dog, really everything can't because of slavery, is it? I don't I mean, I can't say. I don't know, but it's like because it was like we weren't allowed to laugh, because we're allowed to have fun even though we're just like already working for free Bro, already murdering us, you already stole us.

You can at least let us fucking laugh, right, because I don't remember the day that I learned that when somebody said something to run away, because it's a deep feeling where you just like I have to flee, don't don't want to be I don't want to be near the person that said that right now. Right even though it's funny as ship you're like, I gotta get away

from here, it's very much deep in your body. Yeah, because at some point me like if we don't run, me and Derek goes just start jumping up and down but I'm trying to figure out, Like for me, it's a good melt. If I say something that makes somebody slide out the seat, I know I've made my mark. You know, I know I've contributed to the conversation. It's either there's the run the melt, or someone grabs the

nearest person and they laugh, making no noise. Yeah, yeah, they just bro their whole like if you weren't paying attention, because it's like they're grabbing each other and their mouths are open. So either they're screaming it like they're either in a horror movie, or they're laughing. Yeah, it's like when Joe Rogan sees a knockout and he just grabs

everybody that's nearer, but just starres. That's what said, because it's like when you see somebody do something, you must just grab the nearest person, just like you're grabbing them so that they're safe from what it was just said. You know, it's a lot like the mom arm with concident, you know where let me stick it out there. I did that with my friend Jessica Michelle. There's a comic may Ron. The first time I ever heard Mayron say, I've sucked more dicks and you've had hot dinners. Me

and Jessica just it was immediate. We grabbed each other, girded our loins and they were just it was just we were just frozen. I couldn't I could not function. I was just that. But like you want somebody to like make you laugh like that, like I want to. I don't know if I've ever done I don't know if I've ever done made people laugh like that while I was on stage. I've done in conversation. Yeah, it's because honestly, oh yeah, also shout out may Ron. It

was very funny. And I still remember the first time I met may Ron and I was just I think I was at New York or something, just eating a salad and we were meeting. We're like saying our hellos and everything, and he's like are you are you out late eating a salad and I was like yeah, and he was like, come through black excellence, Come through black excellence. Yes, Mama.

I loved Mayron. I remember better a diner late in the city and I know it was like fucking four in the morning and I saw some young white woman eating a salad and I was like, it's just a salad time. He's white women can't get no brakes broad salad time. He eating the whole fucking burger, fries, all the trimmings, and you over there were just a ball of lettuce and I think she put like oil and vinegar on it. I was like, you're already thin. What

you trying to prove? M hmm. Eat the fries. It's okay, you're gonna run them off in the morning. It's all right, But you don't because I was washing her eat the salad. She didn't look excited about it, didn't eating that burger. He was having a great time. I can't believe. Yeah, I don't think. I don't know if he was humming, but I could feel the hump her. On the other hand, every poke with a fork was like, I know acting

when I see it. Right. Do you remember in the nineties where they kept trying to tell us you can use iron and make a girl cheese sandwich? Yeah? Yeah, did you ever do that? No, my mother would have beat the brakes off me. Oh it's funny. I know a kid that did it, and he got the break speeding off them. See, because no one tells you because the thing is you can't get butter off that iron. Yeah. Yeah. Also, when you really think about it, you need two irons.

M hmm, yeah, I suppose so. I mean I feel like you need to really effective and then you need a pan that's flat enough for the iron to move around. But but if you have a pain, just make the grilled cheese in the pan. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I think that if you if you've gone all the way to like I got my flat pan and I got my iron, it's like, well that's the point of cooking, right, yo,

you're I know they have to. I wonder if there's an iron cookbook, because you know there's a toaster cook book, there's a toaster oven't cookbook. You know, it's probably for bachelor's too. I always even confused, as we like the whole trope or like where men are on their own they're completely incompetent. Mm hmm. I'm We're not a hundred percent wrong, because they're the ones that are telling us that, like on sitcoms, like men by themselves are completely incompetent,

but it's mostly men and writers rooms. But like, I didn't see an iron cookbook. I saw a cast iron cookbook, and that's not the same thing. You probably can't. You know what, I bet you could make broccoli like you could steam vegetables with a steamer if you had the right You are steaming vegetables with a steamer. Telling you right now you are broke. Have you not seen people like like, oh, you can use a coffee maker too cook vegetables. And I'm just like, that's like, that's the

type of innovation we don't need. It's innovating backwards. It's like I specifically told Logan about a time where, um, I can't remember who was even saying it, but anyway, where they were like, um, oh, you know, if dish soap is also handsol, then why can it just be body washed? You know? And I mean if it's body washed, then it's basically like conditioner at shampoo and what It's like. It grew so much that I was like, oh man, this is like the the most insane logic I've ever

dot your tomato catch up. That's your tomatoes suit catch up logic. Look that's different. Okay, okay, because that was that was me mm hmm, and this is yes, yes, now listen, you can't say that the first bubble bath you had was not Ajax dish washing? Maybe am I have been? Dial is worse? Dial? Dial is like that will strip your DNA. Yeah, when you get done with Dial, not only are you clean, you are missing all right, Dial,

just no fingerprints. But so when I was talking about, like just to go back, when we're talking about like the body wash hands so dial, like I was thinking about it because you said soap with self cleaning, and I was like, and I tell my mom about it, and she's like, he's never been in a mechanic shop. And I used to date a mechanic a lot of time. We always had used cars and the soap and a mechanic shop is the dirtiest piece of soap. It's always bit,

it's big and dirty. Right. So, what we've realized is that even though we have our clear positions on Iron's versus steamers, neither one of us has convinced the other one to come see anywhere to their side. Never take me alive. But listen, I'm not here for your child abuse appliances. It's what I'm not. That's what I'm gonna That's what I'm gonna say. No one with a steamer

absolutely can't. But I haven't seen it yet. So what I haven't seen is year after year, you know of movies and somebody getting busted in the head with an iron or somebody having a hot iron on their face, like fucking home alone. Right, Irons have been used to cause so much damage, while steamers, on the other hand, are not gonna wrinkles out of clothes and making it

amproccoli delicious. Look, let's let's be honest though, if you're in that situation, if you're in dire straits, Kevin McAllister, it can coming through with a steamer, all right, he needs that iron. You could have hooked it up, had a steamer on high, and somebody open the door get blasted in the face with steam. Steam is actually very dangerous. Steam is dangerous. But that's not that steaming hidden like that.

It's not hidden like that iron. I'm not I'm exactly my point, Okay, Danger, yeah, yeah, danger, danger, Safety for the person using the iron is what I see. But it's also danger to the person using the iron. You've all been burned buying here, We've all been burned buying, right, We've all was that of iron was not on and it was on We've all looked for two seconds and something Kananon, Kansan. We've all been burned by irons, have

been permanently scarred by irons. Look, I don't know nobody with a steamer, with a steamer scar anything truly beautiful is a little dangerous. Not fucking with you, Okay, don't you? That is the most That's the craziest thing. That was insane. I'm worried about you when anybody did know you? Negro what this man? Josh? And while I'm out here, any screens, So let's give it over to the listener. Yeah, let's kick it to you. What do you think irons versus steamers?

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