Happy Hour vs. Brunch

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we're done, Joshua, Um, I'm happy hour. Wow. Y'all didn't expect that, did you? No? No, you probably didn't because I don't drink. But I feel like happy hour has more benefits to society than brunch do es Well, I thought it was because of your love of discounted apps. It is partially, but it is half because you can get the half prize appetizers that um a happy hour, but you don't have to buy alcohol to get them.

I know that this. This is the other thing is that I I that obviously means that you're on the brunch side. Yeah, And my opinion is that happy hour makes life easier and better through discounts, while brunch makes it harder and more bougie for no reason with orange juice and vodka. Okay, first of all, mimosa is orange juice and champagne. Oh champagne. Okay, that's that's my bad. I was thinking of screw drivers, um, but still not worth it. First of all, breakfast on a Sunday lasting

until two pm blessing too sometimes three. I'm in places that did brunch till four o'clock because they know people party in the city, right, and church was to almost brunch to go till four right. That's why I don't like the fact that Golden Krral on a Sunday, their breakfast ends at eleven third. That's only the third hour of church. Yeah, you're trying to miss people. You're missing people like the Golden KRL. Like we were to go in Crawl in Atlanta and they're like breakfast in that

eleven and my mother were what why? And she literally said, but people are still in church, and the lady went, I know, yeah, everybody at worked. I knew it was wrong, but it was like corporate like no, even white church and Georgia is still in at eleven. You gotta get people till one o'clock. Come on, now, you gotta get so to get there to get dressed. Sunday, you're supposed to be able to chill and get your breakfast. I shouldn't be in a hurry on Sunday to get some victles.

That sounds wold. The thing about brunch, though, is one your mimoses are bottomless. Also, we have changed the lifestyle when it comes to brunch, so now it's not just orange juice. We've done expanded the juices. Okay, it's not about orarange no more. We all have to listen. I one day had bottomless mimoses and they have pomegranate juice. Baby girl, you know how expencive, how pricey juice? That a pomegran not Oh have you heard it in the Bible.

It might actually not be an apple that eve is uh the attempts Adam with It's actually a pomegranate, That's what I heard too, Yeah, which would be very difficult to bite into. That's desk wild, That's it. I think, honestly, I think that that's why they got kicked out of the garden is because, like Adam bit into a whole pomegranate, and the guy was like, you're too dumb to be here, Paradise. What are you doing? You too? You bit right into it. I told you not to eat it at all, and

then you bit it in the face. I told you not to eat it at all anyway. Yeah, I told you to leave it alone. Maybe that's why pomegranate is so hard to open it to stains your fingers. But I got that. I know how to sin. You stained with sin? That like just the scarlet let on your fingers, on your fingers and guilty. For those of you that don't read anything, you missed all of these, Yeah, the Bible, to the Scarlet Letter, to the sin in general. Get

your books up. Call your mama because something is off. Put your books up. Probably the most ratchet way I've heard, So it would be told to become literate, you'll get your books up. You ain't never read The Prince by Machiavelli. Get your books ha ha, Oh you've never read the Count of Monte Cristo. Why don't you get your books up? Kids? God? What, there were a lot of books I didn't read because

Wishbone was on TV. Yeah, yeah, Wishbone nullified the need to read several books, like because even though Wishbone, there's no way that they covered all the details, you still spoiled the whole story because we got the gist. I know what they're doing. I know what's doing. But when they did Cyrano Diversion rack, I was like, you know what. Oh when they did Ulysses, when they did the Odyssey, I was like, okay, but you know the dog because the dog can't shoot the arrow because they didn't have

any thumbs. Oh, so they had the fake little you remember more of the fake yeah, to make it look like a dog shot of arrow. I remember they were doing Romeo and Juliet. My mom walked Biden was like, see you go too far? Yeah, go too far. Yeah, that's I mean. My mother fuck with uh wish And

who she didn't with was Clifford. That's when my mother did not the idea of you know what it is though, Clifford was a bad influence because Clifford is why to this day you'll go to a friend's house and they got a rabbit dog that doesn't have any home training, and everybody thinks it's cute. Because that's what Clifford was Clifford would destroy a whole town, leave bodies mangled, right, houses and shampoos. And we were all like, he's big

and he's red. Isn't that cute? Nah? No, there's an entire city living under a thread of devastation from this dog. Who is what? A Doberman, a red golden what is it? A dog? Yeah? And so now I'll go to a friend's house and it's dog will be kissing on the wall and they're like, no, no, Pooky, don't. Oh my god. You know he's a puppy. He's only five. And I'm like, that's so grown, that's so grown, But don't want you go by dog gears and that's in that dog in

the dog thirty five. Oh, that's just a drunk uncle. And nobody, nobody has home traded all their dogs because we grew up on Clifford and we're like, oh, it's normal for your dog to be a terrorist. Listen. I remember as a little girl, how was like six years old and I came home with a Clifford book. I was sidden like reading a book from the library of school, and mom was like, what's this. I said, it's Clifford a big red dog, and she goes, hm, that dog

is too big, and then she just walked away. Yeah, but you you're also talking about somebody who had been an adult for too long. When you when you're an adult for enough years, you're like, I can't even this is not when I was six years old. She was. That's an adult. She's been a full adult for five years. End up for a while, as soon as I showed up. But like every time she's like, that dog is too big. I don't see what the point is. That dog is

so secured the number and the job. So when the cartoon came out, remember where they were, like, my mate, they got a cliff of carton. They gave that big gass dog a cartoon for what I say when I get a damn dog like she is not And they came with a live action movie. She's like, don't you come on with me talking about that movie with that big gass dog. Like she was not a fan because she's being reasonable and she's plugging in. But okay, Like as a kid, you're like, wow, what if I had

a giant dog? Wouldn't that be cool? When I could ride him and stuff and then she as a grown woman, is like, if there was a dog that big, there's no way it wouldn't be problems. Yes, now because now the dog's too big to even protect. Because now all all the burglar has to do is run between his own legs and the dog won't be able to catch him. But then the dog could just just step on him. Maybe Clifford, clumsy Clifford might step on the front porch

trying to kill the burglar. You know, it wouldn't be helpful if you tried to ride that dog from brunch. This is my thing about brunch, because I don't remember we were not talking about Clifford all the Clifford. Clifford versus wishbone cliff for another day. Yes, write that down, Somebody write that down, Clifford versus wish What what? Nigga? What you know? We've been away. I'm not gonna tell the people. I'm not gonna tell the people. I'm gonna

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the way that people talk to people want. I don't need to input your funk about your big right, if you're a fan of the show, thank you so much, but the coming to my d m s and then just try to one check me or insult me because I rarely read my d ms anyway because a lot of times I don't know where they are. And then they have so many different there are different like categories of d ms. So like people you follow, people you

don't follow, and then more people you don't follow. But then there's like top requests to people you don't follow, and then all requests people I'm not reading. No, no, I'm with it, I'm with you. So it's like if I'm sitting that brunch enjoying stuffed French toast, m hmm, I'm talking about for sixteen dollars. By the way, stepping fussy up. Uh, listen, the day that you realize that you've been to pay sixteen dollars for eggs even though the eg yo, I didn't everybody was talking about the

eggs and I didn't realize what was going on. And the eggs are gotten, so you know that the eggs are expensive. The eggs, real eggs have caught up to brunch prices. Oh so now now they've got to be that expensive just so that the restaurants can stay open. There was just a shortage. Yeah, there's a shortage. What happened to the chickens? I mean, it's a good question. I'm I'm not gonna act like I know exactly the Wait a minute, so we had a wing shortage, and

now we got an egg shortage. Egg shorgea the moment. Oh it's bird flew. Lord, don't y'all tell my mama that bird flew is back. As someone who was an avid bruncher, I would go to this place called Marlow's Tavern in Atlanta all the time, and we, me and my home girl were literally goal like every Sunday, to the point that the people that worked there because it was like a buffet too. But what they would do, which I think was probably against some health regulation maybe.

And this is also a very popular brunch spot. Um and their bottles and mimosas were, uh, let's just say one day my home girl had to drive us home from brunch because your girl couldn't do it because the server kept doing the math because it was fifteen dollar bottles of lemosis, right bamas mimosas, And he was like listen. I was like I had to. He's like, yeah, but that's like seven he said. If you have another one, it's only fire dogs a piece. And I was like, oh,

he's right, okay, and I had no another one. He's like, see, not only three dollars a piece. Hey, you could get it down to one fifty, he said it. And I was like, sir, I don't have it in me. I'm not drinking fifteen mimosa's first the suck at all. And plus he was like, you could have your way with me anywhere. I gotta drink fifteen mimosas. Don't you want a fifty cent mimosa? That would bet you'd have to drink thirty mimosas. You'd have to be a hero. Yeah.

Cent Mimosas are a possibility. If you want your stomach bumps, if you don't have anything to do on Monday, go ahead and get that fifty cent mimosa. Go ahead and live your life. We're getting down the fifty cents fifth and fifteen daughters bottomless. The other thing about a mimosa, it's it's most the most acidic thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or the champagne exactly clear. Yeah, that's gotta burn. It does sometimes, But that's why you need that good breakfast.

That's why you need them grits. That's why you need the French toasts. The thing about happy hour, it's happy hour in most places, the only last two hours. I also found out in certain states happy hours illegal. I know, because it's dangerous, because it's sexy, because it's a rebel. Okay, happy hours every day, clearly, not every day, because it's not allowed some places. There's some places that they won't even let happy hour come through because they're scared of

what it'll do to the community. From four pm, from four to six pm, They're like, hey, we can't let people have a happy hour. It's like footloose in real life, all right, if people just start dancing. What might happen? You might lose the youth. I think it's like you you worked in a restaurant, so you can use the come on generation is lost? This too much happy Hour. I'm gonna tell you so. Morris Chestnut was the guest last night on the show. And I will tell you this.

We don't make niggas like that no more. We don't. We don't. We don't fucking him Michael straighthand like, we don't make black men like that. We ain't printing them out no more. We're just not. Wow. They're both in their fifties, and I'm like, come more, Chestnut has been fined my whole life, right, But you're like, go Moreris Chests. That's fine. You're like yeah, yea, yeah yeah. And you see him in person, the way this nigga smelled throut, Yeah,

this man's cologne with a pen. You understand, Like, we don't make this dude anymore. We don't like even look at the whole class of dude, like the young black like the younger black actors. Okay, we ain't making now more more Chestnuts, right, We're not making any more Terrence Hours either. But that's neither here nor there. What I'm saying is that I just gotta let you go because I also don't know what you're being, so I'm like,

we'll find it. What I'm saying is that, like bors chest that is like, that's the manner will take you to brunch because he wants you to have a nice sunday. He wants to get to know you. You know, this is like how dare you? First of all? How how how in the full dare how dare you mean? How very daren me? Look, you cannot just try to attach Morris chest to brunch like it's an upcoming script. Okay, can't be like here chestnuts attached. You can't do that.

That's a brunch happy hour. Happy hour is taking you to a happy place, trying to get you as drunk as possible in rush hour traffic. You understand there do you read rush our traffic? But once happy hours over, you have to take a happy ass home. No, you don't have to leave a happy hour happy I was just how you start the night. You have to go home eventually. Eventually, if you're drunken ship at five thirty,

what else are you gonna do that day? No? No, no, but it's not about You could say the same thing about brunch with all the mimoses. Okay, chilling brunch, we chilling brunch, brunch. Brunch. Brunch was the reason that that Uberan left with nightclubs. Brunch are the reason Uberan left

was invented? Right, happy hour? First of all, if you notice you work their restaurants before, right, yea happy hour is during that time in a restaurant where no one's there, Like a lot of restaurants were closed from like three to five happy hours at time where no one's out of restaurant, So like, hey, how do we get people in here? Would I rather have no money? Or would I rather sell these potato skins for seven dollars instead of fourteen? Right? All I'm saying is happy hour brings

people together. So brunch in a way that is pressureless unlike brunch. See the drawback of brunch, the drawback of brunches. Maybe you went to happy hour the night before, Maybe you did get a little too hammered. Happy hour on Saturday, Happy hours Monday, Friday delicious. But Saturday can have brunch. You can have brunch on Saturday. You got a brunch on Saturday, but you can't have happy hour on Saturday,

but you have happy hour on Friday. Right, Yeah, So I'm saying maybe you went hard on a happy hour and now brunch is something that's hard to make it too. Brunch, you gotta get up. You're like, you're like barely bluing yourself together. You're barely holding on until you get your food in you everything. You're not feeling well. Nobody's like that for happy hour. Nobody goes so hard before happy hour that they can't make it to happy hour because

they were at work. Exactly Brunch sometimes it's a trial to get there. Listen, first of all, that's why I last till two, because you know your constituents, customer your customer base might have been up late the night before, might not have gone to bed, so four in the morning you passed out. For in the morning, you get six hours to sleep. Baby girl, it's only ten a m.

Hat and brunch last till too. You can still get some eggs, you can still get somebody French tursts, still still get to Amolet your brunch is trying to drain the people's wallets dry. I'm trying to keep money in those pockets. What happened? Hey, Hey, hey, hey, they have brunched specials. Why would you bottomless mimosas are the special? Why would I buy five mimosas at fifteen dollars apiece when I can pay the twenty dollars for the bottomless mimosas.

And then you can tell them, hey, let me get a little more orange juice. Let me get a little less orange juice. Let me get some cranberry juice. Just give me a class of champagne Mommy's breakfast juice. Whatever you need to do, They will adjust those mimosas for you accordingly, unless they are a bunch of cheap funks who pre mixed their mimosas. Was this me? Notice? Is mostly orange juice? Anyway, What I'm saying is that if it's a good Sunday morning, don't nobody want to get

dragged out of bed early to go get grits? You. I don't know why people can up so early on Saturday. It makes me, It drives me mad. But but a good brun cheese. See this is the thing. Happy. I always have a lot of tension in a happy hour, all right, because somebody just got off of work. You've been stressed out all day, and now you're bringing that tension to be released at Happy hour with price cheese fast.

I'm over here trying to eat my disco fries and you over here and talk about some merger that didn't go through. Look here, Brian, take that pean on the water energy to the end of the fucking bar and let me enjoy my Monte Cristo in peace. Okay, So i'm happy hour because there's too many people getting right off of work, right off of work, and you know what, happy I was meeting for people that did want to go home. You just got off of work. You don't

want to go home. I wish you wouldn't have brought up too many people things because now brunch, oh, you won't talk about too many people about that? What? What about that line? What about that line? Just sit down, get a reservation. Reservations They don't all do reservations, they don't. You don't have to wait in a line other people who are hungry, tired, hungover. Yes, no, no, my my my place brings you no line, my break my place

bringing happy hours can't have a line. If it's bumping, they might have a line they don't definitely have a line. Brunch prices don't. Brunt place do definitely have a line. Yeah, if they're if they're good. And don't get me wrong, I've waited in line to have a brunch place I had never had before because somebody told me how good it was, and I got in there and it was as good as they said it was. I'm not saying

the line is wrong. I'm just saying if you're already a little tired from the night before, a little hungover, and then that's the other thing too. Some of these places have a line so long that you end up really being pressed. Like it's like, all right, we're about to get in at one, so I hope everybody knows what they want at the table because we need to order as soon as we sit down, because some of

these places are strict and what I don't like. I was in the airport the other day trying to get breakfast and I just wanted to croissant just to check whatever croissant cheese and whatever on it. And I was like, oh, we're not really doing breakfast anymore. I said, what is it ten forty? He said it's ten thirty five, and I walked the funk away. I just didn't eat. I was like, I'm not going to I'm not gonna have your early hamburger. Also, I'm looking at the fucking croissants. Yeah,

it's ten. If it was ten fifty five, I can give you that. Ten thirty five. Did the sausage just turn off? Did the sausage decided to stop being sausage? Right? Did this sausage just become a honey baked tam? Like? What the funk are you talking about? So? I think there should always be like a I mean five to ten in a great spirit and some shing like that, but the whole life. Oh it's ten, it's ten. So my question is like, so when you stop serving breakfast

ten thirty one or was it ten twenty nine? Oh that's my favorite when somebody, when somebody pulls that, I want to lose my mind because if I'm already there, Like let's say, if I'm just walking in, I have no rights. Okay, I'll give that up. I've worked in a restaurant. I know it's like if I walk in at ten thirty one and I want to sit down, get my waters, get myself situated, and then order a whole breakfast, and y'all stop doing breakfast at ten thirty.

Then I'm with you. I'm fully with you. I don't even try it. I don't even try to push. My thing is if I walk in at ten, tell me hey, because I'm a US, go listen, did you come here for bakfast? Because breakfast is about to end? And I've had places get us served breakfast even though breakfast had ended, because we were still in there they let me know, or because you were still you were in the line. Still breakfast in is a brunchings at two. We had

a very long wait, longer than we anticipated. You waited for like an hour, and now it's one fifty five when you're sitting down, we won't honor the breakfast, or it's to something you've been in line for an hour, But it was anybody who got in line after two o'clock could not get breakfast. And they were like, hey, it's after two. This is the last batch of people. We're not doing any more about it, and we're not doing anybody else for breakfast that I can respect. Everybody

that was in this line waiting. Okay, all you'll get breakfast. No new people we're not doing this that I can respect happy hours. I've been happy. Hey, happy hour ends a six, coming here five five, be prepared, I know what you want to drink now, right, and be prepared, and I get these half fire chicken fingers. That's not your baby, girl. If I know when breakfast ends, and then I get there and have the time to get there, sit down, get served water, everything before breakfast is ended.

And so I'm still like within five ten minutes before breakfast ends, and you tell me there's no more breakfast, I'm like, oh, then there was never breakfast here because if it stops at ten thirty, I showed up at ten and then by the time you are ready take my order, it was like ten ten and you're like, oh, we stopped doing breakfast. It's like, okay, is this also a gas station? Like help me out here. I do think it's very interesting that people can pick and choose.

It's like, well, you know, we start serving breakfast at ten thirty, and I was like, but it's ten o'clock now. Well, but by the time your food is ready, then I was like that that that that that I'm ordering at ten you're telling me the pancake batter just throws itself out at ten twenty nine. The thing that ends up happening though, And I've since I've been at restaurants before, I can I can genuinely say there will be things

that take the one that. There are some dishes where I'm like, oh, okay, I can I can see how this is over because there was like a dish that it took a while to cook because they did the whole they would do like pans of it at a time, and so it's like, okay, that takes twenty months to cook. So it's gonna be just barely past breakfast by the time we saved. What time did you start cooking it? Oh, but they ran out, that's the thing, So it'll be like it'll be ten twenty and they're like, we're done

with breakfast at ten thirty. So at ten twenty, I'm like, oh, yeah, let me get this whole breakfast cast. The roll thing you guys are talking about you seem so famous for, right, And they're like, oh, that actually takes twenty minutes to make, and if and if we make one for you, that's fine. We sold one, but now the other eight people that it can feed won't know to order it. It's so it's just gonna go to waste. And I'm like, it's

not just tell those people they can order it. I worked to restaurants before, and I'm just like there's a lot of things that happened. Like I'll be at a restaurant they're like, I'm like, hey, can I get this, and they'll go, actually, we don't. I was like, I'm gonna stop you right there. I hear you is this pre made? Well, no, we don't really do substitutions. I'm

just asking you to give me different cheese. It's it's hard to when a place doesn't do substitutions if they are not doing them because they don't know how to do anything better, or if they're not doing them because

they're that like per sneak any about it. Some places are just per snickitty, which makes me feel like that you pre make everything if you're that person, Like, oh, I can't because like one of my friends she has a joke about, like Daniel Pereg he has a joke about like being at brunch and just starting it with like is it possible that's out? She'll start everything. But it's like I'm changing in order. It's I'm getting tomatoes taken off of something, I'm getting crutons taken out of something,

I'm getting avocado taken off of something. For the most part, I'll eat this however you make it, but don't look me in my face and tell me it looks like I'm just some type of asshole, because I'm like, yo, can I just not get tomatoes and crutons in this salad? And sometimes avocado makes me sick? So can I not get these things? Well? Actually, Also, I don't like it when anybody who works at a job acts like it's there. It's there. Establishment oh that you're bothering them at their house.

You're bothering them at their house. If I didn't come in here, you can't pay your rent, So I don't understand why you're getting an attitude with me. And I've a server before, people like, oh, you think that way, because it's like. What I don't like is when people treat I know how to treat wade staff because I've been a waiter before. I've been a server before. So when I get somebody who if I see you split a check three ways at another table, don't come over

and tell me you can't split a fucking check. I just saw you split the check at that table. Do you don't want to split a check because you don't want to take three black people's credit cards? What the fund is happening in here? There's a lot of times I've been arresting. I'm like, I know, I just saw you just put the check. Or people be like, oh, no, we can do it. No, he can do it. I don't understand why we don't want to ask people to

do their job no more. Yeah, people are very timid around the idea of like, no, you need to do this. This is like really important. I'm I'm an American. I can't do this. Man. Also, when we started, they were like you want to separate checks? And you go yes. Your friends like no, and I said, yes, Well, he don't want him to do that much work. Why the funk not? He's not doing any work. It's the computer. It's why we have computers. So when you get the restaurant,

they're like, we don't split checks. Oh, you don't want to make no money because if you don't put a check, you just created a problem for me. I mean, I'll throw this out there right now. This seems like a brunch problem. I feel like, no, it's the restaurant. No, it was a restaurant problem. And you're like a happy hour you don't have the same issues. You don't feel like more than one person at a time goes the happy hour. No, no, no, I just mean that at

happy hour, it's like if people don't split checks. Splitting a check is splitting a check. You've seen people a check and fucking Applebee's. That's not expensive. Sometimes people let you know who they are and you can't act surprise later. You know. Sometimes people tell you, hey, I'm the brunch type person. I need to be taken out, wined and dined in the early parts of the afternoon. And then there's some people who are like, hey, I'm over here at happy hour trying to get in as much as

I can. Off of the man, all right, because as soon as it turns six o one, you know, the happiness is shutting down. We're going full price on all the chicken wings. Let me take advantage of them before they can take advantage of me. You know, well, let's let's let's let's kick it to the listeners, because I I feel like neither one of us really budged and uh maybe we didn't defend that. Well, no our positions

because you know what brunch is boogie right? But happy hour for the poor either, it's not fully Yeah, there there are some. Here's the thing. Happy hour has the same vibes as try and get into a club before a certain time because that's when the cover charges. Yes, yes, yes, okay, okay, okay, okay, that's I can admit that wholeheartedly. I'm lucky enough to be at a point in my life where sometimes I'm there for the happy hour. I am you know what's

happy hour? I just felt like eating there. You know, it's true because a lot of times you're on the road, look at God, you're just like, al right, well I just flewid and it's four o'clock. Yeah, you get the closest place, Yeah, the closest place. What is the ruby Tuesdays? I honestly, I'm a kind of the nineties. I enjoy a salad bar I just do we don't tap the pamm Well, listen the listeners. I want to know, are you bad and bougie or are you pinch your pantis?

Are you? Are you fat at bougie? Are you. Josh, it's really where are sensible? I want to thank you out to listen in another episode of Hold Up. Uh. What I expected you to do this week is you know, stip your books up all right? You can get kid on your phone. You will be out here being literate. You don't even be looking at TikTok all day long unless you watching them. Uh. Then people make stuff when and that's that's cool, but otherwise put it on phone, put a kid on our path. Read a book, okay,

learn the classics alright, learn a word today. You know you're worried everybody's wording for today, strumpet. Look it up, y'all, please read. Take care of yourselves. And if you're looking to catch up with us, you can find Duels Say Sloan at dul Say Sloan on Everything. And if you're looking to catch up with me, you can find me at my other podcasts at Josh Johnson Show wherever you get your podcast. We love you, we appreciate you, and have a safe, happy, healthy and booge your weekend. Get

the behind me Satan. Hey, everybody, it's Josh here. I'm gonna be doing stand up on the Road as part of the Freshman Tour on March tenth and eleven. I'm gonna be in Kansas City at the Kansas City Improv. You get your tickets from their website Improv KC dot com or in the link that we provide. And then after that, I'm gonna be in Fort Collins March thirty one and April one. Okay, so it's not a joke. I'm really gonna be there and I'm gonna be doing

a show for you. If you come, you can get go their website Comedy Fort Collins dot com or just check out the link that we provide. Duel Say is also going to be on the road. Dulsa is gonna be out here in this you read. You can catch me this weekend at the Laughing Tap in Milwaukee February third, in the fourth. Then you can see me also out and about in the mall with your daddy at the Grand Rappids Comedy Club February and in the mall with your uncle it laughs, Seattle, March third and the fourth.

I'm just out here trying to just have older men take me to Rainbow. Hey, what are we doing for your birthday? I don't know Yet's gonna be in the mall with somebody's daddy,