Grillz vs. Chains

can even call them squabbles, you know. Course. Yeah, and and this is a thing today, We're coming to you with something that is uh heavy on our hearts. All right, Uh, it goes, it goes deep to the pit of my stomach. However, whatever the fact that we even disagree all this as well as things were like, hey, we like like if we didn't already know each other this well, I feel like this would be a real point of contention, you know, um, so real quick. We'll also get this one out of

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selling online information. So yeah, but yeah, So today we are talking about oh yeah, one one quick thing. Sorry. Yeah. If you're looking to catch up, be it's Josh Johnson Comedy on Everything Now to get into the episode. Today, we're talking about chains versus grills, which I'm currently wearing both. Yeah. No, no, I appreciate you taking the theme on. I appreciate you really, uh submerging yourself in the topic. But my life, I'm on the side of of chains because I think grills

just that they don't do it for me. They don't make sense to me. I don't really enjoy them at all. I know you have a chain. I had a chain. I've never seen you wear jewelry. I don't wear much jewelry, but I do change. I've never seen you wear a stitch of metal on your body. I've got real jewelry, I got fake jewelry, and under saying well, it's just I've got costume jewelry. You know what I mean. It's like all your brains can't be gold. Who am I if I wanted to be a drug I've been a

drug dealer's girlfriend. No, my girlfriend. Listen. I didn't get anything out of it other than very annoyed. It's a good d but on the most part he's an idiot. Um. But yeah, so see I no, I see, I see what you're wearing my grill. I see it, but the grill that I have, I didn't go to the gum. Um. What I did is basically it's like an outline along the bottom. Oh yeah, I see it, um, and then there's diamonds in between wherever the I guess wherever, like

the space between a space between a tooth. But like, so basically it looks like I want to say, like drapes for like a balance. So it's almost like an outline of all my teeth under knees. It's top six teeth. And then there's a diamond in between every tooth. And I was like, maybe I should have done it where it was a diamond in front of every tooth, but I was like, I wanted to be like low key

because the original design was diamonds across. I'm like, I'm not, Yeah, this person I'm with you, and this thing, your grill does not bother me the way that you have. You've had it done. What this is? This is I guess where I where I get caught up with grills. Why I think chains are superior? All right, you can accentuate you, you. You can express yourself just as much, if not more, with the bottom of a chain with a jewelry hanging

down as you can with a grill. A grill. It's one of those things where let's say we're in a situation where, um, you go to the doctor. I actually saw Derek last night and was talking to him about this exact thing. Let's say you go to the doctor, all right, and your doctor, you've got a cool doctor, you got you gotta laid back doctor, and he happens to have on a chain. All right, my man is flaw. My man is doing well in life. He's after he's

got a change. If I go to the doctor, if I go to the person that's the hippocratic oath, they have a grill in their mouth. I'm following claims. I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, that's not gonna be good medical care that you get with a grill all the way in the mouth, just top and bottoms or just bottoms. I don't I don't know if there's even a distinction that needs to be made, because for me, he'll be he'll be grabbing the popsicle

stick being like go. I'm like, no, you go, what is in your mouth right now? Honestly, I am not a fan. If it comes to a doctor, like a medical doctor, like someone who's out here with a d E A license, like someone who can prescribe all of the drugs, I don't want to wear it either. I don't want to see a flashy ass doctor drive your Porsche do whatever. I don't want to see a doctor with a pinky a doctor with a pinky ring. If I see a Dina collegist with a pinky ring, I'm

leaving the fucking I'm done. I'm out. I'm out with a monogram pinky ring. No, I'm out chain grill. If I see a doctor wearing flashy jewel ring coming to get me, I'm just I'm gonna be concerned. It depends on the kind of doctor that it is, because if you go to a dentist, well, if you go to a dentist and they have a grill in. This is just hilarious. Also, uh, the last time I went to the dentist, this man cleans the teeth or whatever, and he says to me, oh, I'm concerned about your weight.

And I said, excuse me, and he's like, yeah, I'm concerned about your way to recommend that you lose weight. I said, sir, you were out of your jurisdiction. And he was like what I said, You're out of your jurisdiction. Anything that's below my neck, you're out of your jurisdiction. And he goes, I'm a doctor, and I said, you're a dentist. Jeez, I'm glad he was done in your mouth with He's glad he was done, Oh, what the fund is wrong with you? I'm like, star, He was

like what. I was like, your job is where the food starts, not where it ends up. But it's none of you. You're out of your jurisdiction. Did he give you any reasoning? Did he did he say anything? He said, just on my doctor actually be telling you to lose weight. I said, you're out of your jurisdiction. You have crossed county lines. I have a doctor, dar dentist funk out of here. I know a lot of people that's gonna be mad. But you know you never had dentist call

You've had uh. I'm like, bro, you're trying to smash or what what are you doing? You're trying to I know I'm not too heavy for this chair. The hydraulics work, So what are you trying to say? Doc? What do you want? Baby? This is wild? But when it comes to grill, No, if I see a doctor with too much jewelry on, if you see a dentist with a grill in I'm a respect it because that's his lane, it's gonna be wild and I'm gonna be like, this is when I get to go to doctor in Miami.

But to go to a dentist in Liberty City, my outside of Miami. It's got a grill, That's fine, it's where am I Where this dentist has this grill? Like if I'm in most places in Atlanta and if its Docca isn't a grill, or Texas someone like Houston or some ship dennist hasn't a grill. Okay. If I am in Iowa, if I'm a nantucket, are you having I have questions and concerns right. Also a very fun story about Jack Knight last year when he was in town. Are filming Sam's show, uh pause with Sam j on HBO.

It's amazing. Um me and Josh are both on it. I had on my black Air Forces, which people have already decided as a problem, Uh, my black Air Forces, my grill, and my camel jacket. And I'm standing there just at the bar, and I turned around because Jacke's trying to say some about my air forces. And I turned around to Jacko's way, you got in a grill, air forces and a camel jacket. Nigga, you can't be trusted. What's going on right now? And I was like, I

hear you. But also you were just looking at a person who's from Atlanta, Georgia. Like that's all this says the world in the air force to say Atlanta, but the camel's jacket says Georgia. I guess if you put them together, they go together. But like this is this is this is the thing that trips me up about grills and trains. Let's talk about authenticity for a second. What do you mean they gotta be real because you're grill, because there's the last thing you need is a grill

made of a non precious like note platinum. They aren't all made of a precious metal. So then when you have a fake chain, the worst that's gonna happen is that it turns your skin little green. Maybe you smell a little bit whatever, right, smell, Yeah, they I think that would sweat. Some of those fake chains can like give off a little bit of a metally scent, Okay, And then with a fake grill, that's your mouth, I hear you. I can say that I at one point did have a fake grill just because it was it

was like it was it was a novelty grill. You weren't supposed to wear it for a long amount of time. There was this uh hood only way I can describe it, do you know what's friends with? The only can describe with a hood Mexican store. This was in like the Latino a part of Stamp but on the Mexican area and in Highway, and so the store had like a lot of soccer jerseys and a lot of like Tahano clothing.

But then so and then like the cowboy boots from like the Ostrich boots, the cactus boots, the cowboy hats, the shirts with um the version that gud a loupe on it. But then there was this huge rack, spinning rack of just grills and they were ten dollars. They had all kinds of stones in them right there, all Ryan stones. It's all fake. And when you got it,

it came with this little piece of wax. So you put the wax in hot water, and then you would put it in the grill, and then you put in your mouth, and that's how you would fit it to your mouth. I still have it. And I had like a row of like clear stones and roll turquoise stones, roll clear stones. Going to straight across we saw one that looked like stained glass windows were like on each twoth. It was like a little like red stone or clear

song cross. So peep the change the grill game. It's so deep people, so pressed oka you have a grill? You did you say hot water? You would put the piece of wax in hot water to melt it, not to melt it, but to make it soft. And then you put that in the grill and you put that in your mouth like on your teeth. And I say, you would make the grill snug to your teeth was just your generic fit. So it's the same way that you get your mouth guard ready when you're gonna box.

Is that it? Yeah? Yeah, you throw that thing in some hot water, you bite down. Let's sit for a little bit. I've never boxed before because I value my face. No, I'm with you, probably still want to have it even if you weren't sparring. Just like, even if you were like hitting the bags. You know, you never know what could happen. You gonna hit your own self in the mouth. I don't know. I've seen some very unskilled people train. Oh yeah, you like watching videos? Um? So yeah, so

you like you like watching wild as videos. I've never understood your dislike, your disdain, your animosity. Come on, s a t words, Come on the saurus uh, come through the sus come through the saurus um. Also in a fun word, there's an episode of Arthur where dw just thinks that the sours is just the sourrous um, which just thinks it's a dinosaur that knows words. And I was like, honestly, I'm so glad because I'm not the

first person that ever thought this. I just never understood your dislike, disdained, animosity, your true uh malice, that you have the right word. But why you dislike the grill so much? It's just fun. I'll explain it right now. I'll give give you an indication right now. So let's say someone has a heavy chain. We're gonna talk about straight up downsides for a second of both. Right, Let's say someone has a heavy chain that they're just not made for. You know, like, I'm the type of person

i'd like to think that I'm self aware. Who knows other people would have to tell me that you're yelware? How self aware you are. You're very self aware. So I don't go around trying to even as I've tried to gain weight and muscle in the years, I'm not trying to be that big because I'm not that tall. So then if I get we would telling you were trying to be huge. Yeah, I was joking. Oh Ma, thank you so much. It's been so hard for me to just be like this, Nick is never going to

be huge. Wow. Wow, you don't believe at all. All I really try to do. I'm trying to gain ten more pounds I have now and keep that for the rest of my days. This is why metabolism is a bastard, because I can gain ten pounds, but I just breathe, and um. Bodies aren't fair first, But I wanted to be ten pounds of like clean cut, just lean muscle, just you know, you know, you know what I'm talking about. That already probably two percent body. If I was too

percent body fat of cold would kill me. I'm like, I'm like eleven, shut the funk up. Yeah, but I'm also skinny right now. I lost all my muscle at the pandemic. Even skinny forever. There's a little stick in there where I would have liked to believe I was built. But all right, whatever, you're not now. It's really not even the point I just throw out, you're fined, You're fine. I took us all this wrong. This is let me

get us back on track. So when it comes to the self awareness that takes to wear the right chain, you don't want to be a little guy with a big chain. You don't want to be one of those little dudes that's just like like hunched over because the chain is too it's too icy. Alright, you're frozen, You're frozen over. You have hypothermia in your neck, and it's not sexy. It's not like women. It's not like women.

See a dude with a beautiful, beautiful chain but can't hold it up with his neck and go, oh, that's the one I want, the one that's clearly bad with money and body. I do wonder when I ever I see those really thick change with diamonds all in them, Like, how the funk much did this chain cost? You don't have a car, It clearly cost the car. Clearly, oh truly the car. The trade is at least a car. Man. I I just can't like my chain. I had to hook up to my homeboy from some people he grew

up with. M hmm, sorry, I deep discount on my chain. Also, my girl didn't go up to the dumps, so it was just less gold. So it was just less money, right because I'm on the classic Danny grill. It was funny because I came on when I showed my mother and my mother and my ha, I can't what is your My mom and my mother was like my daughter just really like reels, and she just she just couldn't understand and why I was so pressed about this. But I bought it during the pandemic because we all needed

little things to make us happy. Um it was. It was truly extremely affordable with the discounts. That's why I got a time. But there's been more times where I've seen someone with a chain. No where I've seen a man with a chain or a grill and just been like, how can you afford this? Because everything else you're showing me tells me that you can't afford your mouth. It's almost like in a video game where the staff get really high, but for only one attribute. Your health is

really hard. Yeah, you're playing bio Kart and you have your acceleration at the highest level, but your speed is low, your weight is low. You're like, you've messed up. I think there's supposed to be some sort of balance here. You have no weapons, you have no am like, you have nothing to defend yourself. Actually no, you would if your chain is that nice, you would have weapons to defend yourself. Like a Flavor Flavor situation where it was like, oh, his chain are so big, he just became a clock.

It's just a clock. We thought it was ridiculous because we've all seen somebody in chains and then like, what the what the fuck. I don't understand why, like humans as a whole, because like all races of people, all backgrounds of people funk with chains. I don't know how this came about, but it was just like I was like, all right, let me get this little loop those metal We'll put that around the nick Because chains makes sense, all right, they hang from your neck. You don't have

to worry about them. There's there's a reason we don't have chains hanging from one arm. It's gonna fall off. There's a reason we don't have chains hanging from the waist. That's what a belt is for. You know. There's there's belly chains. You didn't go through the early nineties, I mean like nineties, early two thousands. Those to me don't like actually scream chain like like those those for me are just like a hook up on a belly button ring. I hear you. I'm waiting for waste beats to go Like,

waste beads are real big right now. I'm just waiting for them to go metal. That's what I'm waiting for, waste beats. I'm waiting for waste beads just become waste chains. So you seeing that the chain makes sense. See this thing, the the chain. To borrow from you from our our last recording, you know that the chain is superior because it goes across all cultures, like you said, just like how you know chicken soup. Okay, I think I think that the grill is a very particular thing because it

doesn't make sense for most people, so quick story. The same way that sometimes you see a guy with a chain that he can't really keep up, look like you've got too many Morty Graw beats. The next time I see with a budget chairs, I want to go. And that's what's leaning over the other thing that's at play here. The other thing that we have to keep in mind is that the same goes for grills and quick story. When I was young, I knew a kid that worked

at UM the movie theater. Yeah yeah, he had a grill okay, and his grill I don't know the quality. I actually I won't. I won't even speak to it. I don't know if it was fake or real. All I know is it seemed to have set him back quite a lot. Uh, quite a lot of his money went to the gump was like one of those classic

remember those party like a rock Star era grills. Yeah, I think so okay where it's like it has that very flowy, gold drippy look instead of just being like it looks like just a solid gold bar almost but with a little bit of design in it. Okay. So he had one of those, and I don't know who he went to. I don't know how it was done, but it was not fitted properly for his mouth. So it gave him both when it was in at least when it was in his mouth, it gave a lisp

and it gave a whistle. And the whistle was very unfortunate, the whistle the whistle because you never knew when the whistle was coming, because the whistle wouldn't come with sss. That was a lisp. The whistle would come at random times, and that, for me, a chain will never do you like that he made a choice to where someone else's grill. I don't know what shop he went to, but I feel like this was not his grill that I'm telling you that was, and I'm telling you I feel like

that this was not. I don't feel like it's setting him back. I feel like he went to and pawn shops are always very I wouldn't never buy anything out of a pawn shop because you were catching someone at their worst, Like, listen, I just need a couple of dollars. I'm gonna put my wedding ring in here, get a couple of dollars, and then I'm gonna come back and get it. And a lot of times people can't come back and get it. Stereo equipment, yeah they forget as well,

they'll forget it or they can really just can't. He's like an interest you have to pay to get your stuff back because it basically it's a predatory loan. Obviously, so I will never buy anything out of a pawn shop because it was like, oh, this was someone in a dire straight Yeah, and so that's where he got this girl from. I don't believe. I cannot believe. He was at the box office just so five for Fantastic

Miss the Fox, like nod stopped. And it was crazy because the couple of years that I knew him where he had that grill. There were a lot of s movies that came out, a lot of Star Wars and then you know it's crazy, but it changes tone of voice as well. He couldn't talk around the grill. So then when he took the grill out, my bass voice was deeper, Like that's what I'm saying, Like, you don't tell me he was like the style wasn't then forth for Star Wars like don't do me, Like don't I'm

telling you. I'm telling you this dude. His grill did him so dirty every day. Hold on, let me see what mine does. Mine made me talk different. You do have to learn how to talk around it, yeah, but he clearly didn't in years that he had it. So maybe he couldn't talk around it because it wasn't his. Because also, I feel like if he brought the base to that grill, he was scared it would pop out. Josh Johnson, I'm just saying, like if he if he spoke at his regular register and he was nervous that

because that grill. Like and I'm not trying to put my bad on blasts or anything. That's why you already put him on blast. But I'm just saying his grill was like the sagging pants of grills, Like it was like that thing was the pants? Was it the sagging pants or it? When you see a kid on picture your day and his dad's suit the reason that I would say it was sagging pants, it's because it felt

like he was always adjusting it in his mouth. See, when I got mine done, they take like they take a They take a mold of your teeth, like a true mold. You sit there for ten minutes it cures. They pour a plaster in it, and then they use wax too. Because I was sitting there with the dude, there was soccers that the guy who was making it. I went to Gabrielon and got my uh girl done. And so they take the mold of your teeth and then he uses wax to create what the what the

girl will become. And so they do the mold on your usually wax on your teeth to design it. Put in little places where the you know, any stones or whatever goes. They put that in like the mold, and then they pour golden and wherever the wax, the wax melts out, it almost like evaporates, and then the gold gold and where the wax was roy the kid is. But I can say there might not be other cultures that do grills, but there are a lot of other

cultures that do gold and silver teeth. Yeah, I don't think most of any of those cultures are European um. But once you get out of Europe, like I grew up with a lot of kids that had from um El Zavador, Mexico. They had them silver teeth and silver that was a lot of silver teeth. There might be one's just one tooth. In Americans, Black Americans, it was like, listen, why would I have one gold tooth when I could

have six across the top that our gold. And to be better with my dental hygiene, I will make these gold teeth removable because I remember growing up somebody had a gold tooth. A lot of times the tooth would rot on the inside. So the thing about a grill, because you think is like you can get a cap

done that's removable. So a grill all it did was it gave you the best because like you can't onlying you can drink and you're having a grill with water, you can't eat anything because your teeth are covered and got like you can't you can't bite into anything when you're having a grill, So you don't want to bite into an apple and lose a diamond like a joke.

I'm pretty sure a little wayne ate with his grill in that was that whole new story that he didn't take it off for like a week or something like that. It feels like propaganda and lies. Let me see, I'll look it up right now, because maybe I'm wrong. I don't want to lie a little way because that's a shame that your friend and his wasn't like, because like the guy gave you was telling me like, you have to make it a little bit like when you have when you make a grill, you make it tight so

it doesn't fall out while someone is talking. I mean, I'm starting to think this is telling you this. I'm glad we talked about because it's the first time I've ever been like maybe that was someone else's grill that occurred to me the entire time. But I would see him and talk to him and be like poor thing, Like I would never you give my blessed art poor thing, because he would just be over here like, so what do y'all doings Like that's not even his voice. That's

a shame. It's like he put on someone else's whole mouth. Like maybe it's one of those situations where it's like one of those horror movies where you you know, have you get someone's you know, ring or something like that, and then you just putsessed by that person. Maybe he got the voice of whoever that grill originally belong to. I am making sure that I am enunciating with this

end because I don't want to create my own lisp situation. Oh, it looks like Little Wayne has left his grill in permanently. Those are just gold teeth, I think, Yeah, I think diamond teth, it says American rapper Little Wayne has revealed that he takes good care of his diamond teeth by brushing them every morning, noon, and night. Yeah, they're in his teeth permanently. Cannot remove them. He has to be careful with what he eats and cleans them after every meal. Yeah,

that's a different that's a different thing. I thought that he had a grill in this whole time. Is it because it's flashy that it's not something that you're a fan of, Because I I, I mean, I'm very much who I am, So you know me, it's I have a lot of rings on, whether they're you know, costume or I respect flashy. I I don't mind flashy at all. Right, So you know, I think gets me is uh, it is a hygiene thing that the hygiene is what holding you up. A little bit of it is the hygiene.

And I think I've just watched people have bad real experiences. I had a friend this is this is a much smaller thing. This is not that big of a deal. But I had a fraid of bite his lip with with his grill in and he got himself pretty good, like I mean to talk. The rest of the time we ranging out like I don't even know how. He had one of the vampire things though those a little like it wasn't It wasn't like the full long canine

type vampire thing. It was really little and it was only a little bit longer than his actual tooth was, So it's like it would be hard to notice unless he smiled. Why, but he had the little bit of vampire like edge to the ends of the grill. And then at one point he just I don't know if he was talking or thinking, but he just bit his own lip and he was not having a good time

after that. I mean, the time you've been in your own lip or just like I hate everything if you get it with a gold dagger in your mouth, because that's like the because like usually when you bite like your cheek or something where you're like eating, that's different, but like really just stabbing yourself in the level where you bite that like edge, that's real close to the lift.

Have you ever got your grill stuck? There's a time where you whe where I thought it was stuck, and you just panic for a second, and then I was just like, I know, this isn't stuck. I just need to relax. But I was like, I'm trying to go to sleep. I thought about getting one that was lepper print lepper print grill. Yeah, so i'd be up to the gums and then it would be did you would use enamel like to paint on the design. This is

why I think a chain is superior. All Right, if you want to express yourself, if you want, if you want to have the thing that's your favorite out there, allowed for people to see you, put on a chain because the chain could be seen from far away. The grill. I gotta get right up close. I got to know you, really, I got to really know you. Yes, yes, people is a people snatch chains. People don't snatch grills. Okay, but but let's let's let's no, I'll talk about that. That

level of deficiency of both. Okay, no person that I've ever seen, rapper or otherwise looks cool give their chain snatch. We all look like little kids that get straggled at the supermarket. My mom is, you know, it's it's all debos. My grandmama got me nat chain right. So I remember, because I haven't been on the train a lot, but I remember being I was shooting comedy Knockout and I was going to meet somebody. So this is like Harlem

Spanish Harlem. And I go and it's like summertime. I think it's like twenty the summer's twenties, sixteen, I believe. And I'm going to get on the train very recredgingly, and I see this rolling message that says, attention, it has changed snatching season. Don't be flashy with your jewelry. And I was like, first of all, I thought Christmas would change snatching season. I did not know that the dead of July. I mean, I guess anytime. I mean change snatching this year round, you know what I mean.

But just let's see a message that said it is chain snatching season, do not be flashy with your jewelry. The other thing about change is that you can I have seen a man wear a chain that is too thin for him. I have seen men in change that was too big for them. Like I've never seen a woman in a chain or just like sis even want it's ultra thick there, but there's a there's a different there's just the way that the thickness sat woman getting made sense on her. But I have seen big men

with very thin they just time. I don't like, sir, where did you get this gold dental floss? Because on me, it's a regular change. I'm a dainty lady right on this grown ass man. Once you hit a certain size, you have to think about what the how the sizes of things work. You see what I mean? Yeah, I think that you actually should not have to me, you shouldn't have a chain that is more than half an inch thicker than the veins in your neck, because this

is where men get into trouble. This is where we get into a little bit of the like ultra macho, long and and thick chain that doesn't really look good on you, doesn't really sit well, make your neck bend over a little bit. You know, I've seen chains that work. There's a gentleman that I am aware of who it's like six it's like in the six threes, you know, and has the longest chain I have ever seen on anybody. And it's so long you think it looks like two chains.

It looks like to chain. It looks like two chains that have been attached end to end. Yeah, because it's so long, like you'll never after unhooked, Like like there was one day I was so tempted to just stand in front of him and put the chain on me as well. I mean, when you're that tall, you really don't even have to worry about chain snatching because that's just hanging. It's just but it like it hangs so like it hangs loan over, like it's like the middle.

It's like it's above his belly button, but it's like below his startom. So it's like it's very yeah, and I was like this is it hangs like a doorway. But at the same time, I don't hate it. I mean, he seems tall enough to pull it off. It's like this was a short guy with that chain that was just stepping on it and tripping himself up like a looney tune that I think it's because he has a long torso. Yeah, because some people get like I have long Like I'm not a tall person, right, I'm fine

for and I'm formally adverteighte for a woman. This bases just got bigger than me, and so most of my height comes from my legs. Like my torso's nut doesn't match to wear like my legs. So my torso wasn't that long, So if I had, I don't like a really long chain. But also I had, like I used to make jewelry and still kind of do um and this time is for fun and not for profit. Um. So the thing about chains is like I would make chains, and I would make the length usually around like twenty

around twenty inches based on me. That's wrong, my chains would me but like sixteen, Like it's too small or whatever, too short. I don't like that chain. That just oh the just almost like a choker. It's almost like a joker, just a little bit looser than a joker. I hate that ship because I don't feel like that I'm being loosely choked. It's like that Mitch Headberg jokers, like wearing a turtle neck. It's like being like lightly choked all there,

uh and wearing a turtleneck in a backpack. It's like trying looks like someone trying to like a small person trying to take you down. Also, like my neck is not super long because people do have you know, there's different links of necks, right, So someone was like a really long neck because I'm always very aware of my neck because I get to get to a point in my joint in my life as a person where I feel I worked very hard to try to have a neck m because I feel like at one point I

was close to losing my neck. This is the thing. So chain will also accentuate the neck. No no, no, no, no no no no no if you're a person with no neck, because I was a nat swing from being a person with no neck out here just being a straight linebacker. And I have done invasive maneuvers to make sure that I am if I'm a neck having American um. When you see someone who truly has no nag with a chain on, it looks like an optical illusion. What is the chain attached to? How is it out here?

How is it living it's life? So you've seen people who change with too small use to people who change with too long um your chain hang load. There's a wobble to and fro um, which was also a very silly song. Have you heard that song? No? Yeah, I love that song. It's very silly. It's gonna get stuck in my head. Now, don't let it, do it? They go the song? You know there's you know there's uh Georgia by ludicrous. Think of that. So so you know what,

Let's put it up now. Don't get mad, now, Negro, you have not proven to me you can give it to the listener you want to. You have not given me adequate evidence to show me why you think that the chain are saying it's not in your mouth. Yea, that's the only reason you've given me that the chain is better than the grill. I feel like you haven't seen magnificent grills. So I on your Instagram machine. I'm going to send you a website, a Instagram profile from where I got my girl from and he is doing

amazing work. I think you need to see it. Well, look, while you're doing that, I'll go ahead and wrap up the episode. Thank you all so much for listening to hold up. We're gonna put it to you, the listener. Are you on the side of chains or grills? Which do you prefer? Which do you think is superior? All right, If you are looking to catch up with us, please like and subscribe to the YouTube videos. Hit that subscribe button. Follow us wherever you get your podcast. We were here

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wanted to call you a hater to your face. Wow. Wow. We should probably end before that happens. We should wrap up. Thank you all so much for listening, and I hope you have a great weekend. We will catch you next week. By your much change, she wants one. This has been hold up. We've covered Conscious Wrap versus Club Bangers, Barstow versus body wash, diners versus waffle houses, all sorts of things. What else should we be talking about? We want to

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