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Chicken Soup vs. Tomato Soup

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What is the best comfort food: chicken soup or tomato soup? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson debate which soup is more healing, what should definitely not go in a chicken soup recipe, and what counts as tomato soup. (Hint: most everything with tomatoes counts as tomato soup, according to Josh.)

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Speaker 1

Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up. This is the show where we have a you know, pretty big opinions on pretty small things. You know, there's a lot going on in the world, but we take a break from that to argue, debate, go back and forth about things that all of us care about, but just not that much. I am your host, Josh Johnson right for the day show, joined by your co host will say Sloan right, because you definitely are leading this podcast because if it was

up to me, we would never stay one task. For instance, did you know Norman Lee or a hundred years old today? So Norman Lear sounds like the name of a Shakespeare play, like I know, there's King Lear. Norman Lear has been aroused so long that I thought Norman Lear was the name of the play until just now I remember that it was an actor. That's wild. You gotta actor. He's

like a producer and stuff. Oh, I thought, normally, Wow, I've had bro Norman Lear gave us all of the family Maud Sandford and Son one day at a time, Jefferson's and good times. This is this is wild hundred years old today? Would you want to be a hundred No? I feel like right at light ninety two. I've really like capped off with stuff I can even do. Give me a solid eighty five. I'm good, I'm good, solid eighty five. Give me a solid eighty five. This is

the thing that I feel about age. A lot of people, even when they turn thirty, are like, oh I feel old. You're not actually old for like fifty more years. I knew someone who jumped ahead of it, and they were telling people they were forty when they were thirty three. And they were just like catching all the compliments. You look fire, you know, what's your skin routine? Everything? That person is a disrespect for human And I know they weren't black, because we look young forever. So I just

turned thirty nine out of facial too. Like a while back, lady, to help me, I didn't have a single wrinkle. Okay, there's a girl I went to high school with that bit of wrinkles at eighteen, So you're not gonna. I mean, I need to My under eye is becoming a problem. You know, I'm sleeping too hard on the left side. I wake up feeling punched. You're just dehydrated, bro, I'm with you, I understand, but I woke up this morning. I was like, who did it? You know which one

of you? All hit me? Just dehydrated. But you want to go to those ivy places. I will throw up if I have an IVY in me. I I keep talking about the ivy. No needles. No, it's not a needle. The I V is not a needle. They didn't use a needle. She used a tube. Wait, the I V is a tool, but it's not too to your mouth. It's a tool to a needle in your arm. She didn't use like a ventional you needle. She just used a tube, like a sharp tube. Now now now you're stressed to be out board. This is now it's a

devention I didn't know about. I thought it was just a needle with the juice within. The needle went in your arm. Sometimes you gotta get over your fears. Also a fear of needles, like who is still afraid of this ship? Like what are you talking about? Throw up? Like, come on, I can't have my little fear that rarely comes up, that I almost never talked about unless somebody else breaks it up. I can't have that. No, Wow,

you just you just won't. He may fear your pet peeve by biggest fears that I'll never be married and have children. It's been and it's been a debilitating fear since I was six years old. Fuck your spiders, suck your heights. Okay, I'm talking about my life. Did you know what you got? Raid for spiders? Okay, you can stay inside. You don't have to. You don't have to deal with heights. This ship. I have something that I want to do with my life that I need another

person to achieve. Okay, that is real. Fair He wants to him to tell me, oh, needles a week. Well, let's get into today's episode. Today we're talking about to all time classics, to juggernauts of comfort food, too lovely lovely dishes that come in a bowl. We're talking chicken soup versus tomato soup. Okay, now I can't say, I

don't know if you are familiar with them. With the wonderful comed the genius of Nicole Buyer a friend incorporated and um I asked her one day if she wanted to go get fun and she said she does not eat fun and she does not like soup. Mm hmm. And I was like, but Nicolette, why do you not enjoy tastiness. That is soup. And she said it is water with food in it, and I can not eat my fun honestly, that right there, That right there, We're gonna have to cut that out because it's the whole episode.

If people are just thinking of food chunks inside of hot water, that's not I'm I'm talking about good, delicious, creamy tomato soup. Maybe there's nothing in it. You're the one over there. You you chose chicken soup. You chose to side with the trash bag of bowl of you know, hot broth. I went chicken soup, and I went chicken soup. For the supposed healing factors of chicken soup. I wu chicken soup because there's so many ways, so many styles of chicken soup, you know what I mean. You can

have noodles, you can have rice. Yeah, you can have it where there's too much parslely like when my mom makes it right. There's so many ways to do it. There's a chicken soup, there's a chicken noodle soup. You can have it where it's a cream or chicken soup. You can have it where it's more of a broth. You can have it where it's one of those sipping soups out of the can. I don't know how I feel about that, because I'm don't your chicken soup. But

some people just like a wound. There's something about the can one because I remember what you're talking about. They did it for tomato and they did it for chicken, and you would just heat it up in the microwave, which I did not understand, and then you would. I thought you couldn't put metal in the microwave. That what I thought too, But apparently they got these new microwaves that don't care about metal. It's this new metal that don't care about microwaves. Yeah, yeah, either way, it doesn't

sound natural. It doesn't sound like like if the couple was made of wood and that they were like throwing the bicrowave, I'd be like, all right, I mean, I guess, but metal. I was immediately like I remember read the label like this is a trick. There's a trick. But like I remember, like I remember when I was in high school, I was working to place an all the time pottery and somebody had got me like for my lunch,

they got me like a burger from Checkers. I remember when Checkers just have like the silver uh look a wrapper around it. I did not know that it was low key aluminum foil. Oh yeah, I put this in a microwave and the fireworks display that went on in this microwave and I'll grow an adult, was like, all right, what you're doing? I just trying to eat at my pragapher Checkers. I didn't know how are you trying to get my burger and Checkers? This is the biggest setup

that we do to children. I don't know what other countries do, because a lot of other countries don't microwave the way we microwave, Like you know, I feel like a lot of those European countries don't really even use microwaves, and and I feel like a lot of the um African and Asian continent countries just they end up eating the food for the day like they have a time, and they're not kind into thinking that they have to

do things quickly. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. That's also why it's better food because it's like, hey, we made just enough, so now all the spices aren't spread around a huge pot for us to eat for six weeks, Like this is food for this evening. Yes, here here in America, though we uh we have the TV dinner, we have the violence of the cat of the soup that you put the microwave to drake right out of. That's a

that I'll tell you what. I've had lots of different money situations in my life, but drinking a candle soup was the first time I really felt poor. That was the first time where I was like, the what was it. I was talking to Logan and he said this, and my my buddy Logan deal said, uh said the privodity, not the just the pure u adultery privody of drinking right out of a can at soup. No less like I'm not even drinking I'm too too Nicole's point. I'm

kind of not drinking food. I'm just drinking dirty water filled with food, not dirty seasoned. I mean, depending on which candle soup you get, well, yeah, I mean you're holding on just drinking a cream and mushroom because that's just a it's a hard day, you know what I mean. It's just that whoever is drinking a can of a cream of muctually, that's somebody that you you need to be watching out for. Watch Listen, there's nothing like a He was so normal except for he drank a can

of cream of mushroom soup. Oh my god. Okay, so let's let's just go over some merits real quick, of chicken soup and of tomato soup. If you don't mind, I'll throw it out there. I'll go first. Listen, you're the one that has to run this. I I'm never what have I ever helpful? What I hask in your life? So I guess my main thing is creamy tomato soup has all of the heartwarming properties, all right? Of just a night in with a good book next to a fireplace. This is the life you don't live. What are you

talking about? You don't have a face. I have an area you have books where there used to be a fireplace, but now there's a kitchen island. But there was, but the brick is still exposed from the fireplace. Become a kitchen island because the fire Okay, it's not. This is the New York apartment. Got it? So you can probably open your stove while you're on a toilet. Okay, fine, fine, this is why again all my evidence about New York. So you have an area where stove used to be

where a fireplace used to be that is now a kitchen. Okay, so you have to roll your kitchen island out of the way. No I don't. I don't roll it out of the way. It's just that I'll just sit at it. I don't use the fireplace anywhere because you can't because it's been walled in. And it's one of those delightful treats that you could enjoy with a grilled cheese. You can have it hot or cold. Who's cold tomato soup? Some people have to soup cold? Fucking monsters? Who's dring?

This is not the spa. You can go at home, make Campbell's book. Who is having cold tomato soup? It's not It's not me, but I've seen it, all right, you have not he does it? Rosie said she has tomato soup like hot or cold? My Rosie, I'm pretty sure I've talked to me about this layer. That's the thing people do that. It's not a thing people do, it's you eat. If you have cold tomato soup is because you used to be hot. You forgot about it, came back and was no longer hot. How are you

eating cold? Tomato soup. But tomato soup and the consistency of tomato being cold is not crazy, Like, isn't that what a um uh? That cocktail that's mostly tomato is? What's that cocktail? Bloody Mary's Yeah, like bloody marries, just cold tomato soup with vodka. Listen, anybody that drinks a bloody mary and they're not going through the drake depression. It's violence. You're a bit on a plane. You're on a plane and somebody ordered what's crazy that people just

order like tomato juice on a plane. First of all, it smells like pure vomit, pure vomit. Wait, what tomato juice on a plane? It smells like vomit? This is this is not so you? So what about when you have ketchup? What about when you have ketchup? Are you like you catch up? My brother told me one day when we were kids that catch up doesn't make food taste better. It makes food taste like catch up. Yeah, too much ketchup will do that. But juice ketchup, just

a little ketchup catch up. I love sausa. I don't need to catch up. Love SAUCEA won'ty catch don't like it. The tight rope of logic your walking with you. It makes no sense. Tomatoes are the only thing that I'm picking. I won't eat a tomato in a salad. I won't eat This is the craziest thing. If I were like a taco and they put like chopped tomatoes on them, I won't eat it. I won't need to get it

without tomatoes. Saucer. I love sauce, but I won't eat like I like people just like eat a cherry tomato or like growing up like my mama would get like tomatoes out of my grandma's garden and put like salt and pepper and vinegar on them. But if there's a tomato, like if it's a tomato like like a burger, I'll eat a few bites of it, and I probably end up eventually taking it off like a whopper or something

like that. I'll eat a few bites, eventually take it off because I like tomato soup mhm, but tomato juice like a V eight. I'll open the air lock on this plane and keep you the funk out. Everything that you're saying right now is an attack on logic. It really is. I can't listen. I can't tell you why I'm like this. I can't tell you why I don't. Is I like the smell of tomato? Mm hmmm, so

that's mine. When it's in salsa, it's fine. Well, when is the tomato soup, there's like, you know, other stuff, it's fine, but like just straight up just a tomato in a glass with celery and vodka in it. Terrorism. Terrorism, I'm calling that. I say, like, this is awful. Okay, so we'll leave. We'll leave. I won't try to appeal to your sense of taste to the listener, but I

already said I like tomato soup. I know I'm with you, but I the roads that I think will go down if I if I try to make sense out of everything that you just said, I don't think we'll even get to the episode. I really, it's not even it's there's not roads. I like sausa. I don't like tomatoes by themselves doesn't But you don't like ketchup. But ketchup doesn't even taste like tomatoes. Some ketchup does what the fun catchup we even were having in life? It tastes

like tomatoes cats up? Okay, So I remember the nineties and catch up with different colors. Okay, so you can't tell me that's the catchup tastes like tomatoes, it doesn't. It tastes like sugar as for another day. M So, tomato soup to be is one of those things that you just enjoy. It's a classic treat. It's a classic snack when I want a little something that's not too heavy, but I want to feel full for a little while, I have some tomato soup. Okay, well, do you eat

it in the summertime? Yeah, so you eat hot soup in the summertime, But it depends on the day you're you're I'm not going to take a break off of hot food for a whole season. That that that to be is wild than whatever roads you were trying to take beat down. Just now ask it, because there's certain foods that I don't eat. Mm hmm. When is that outside? Yeah? If it if it's it's very hot that day and I've just come in from the heat, then yes, I don't really want to watch something bubble put it in

my mouth. That's that's not gonna be a great evening of dinner or no bubble bubble til and soup for you. No, no, no, because if if I I can't even you know, sometimes I'll make breakfast for Sally and I and I will you know, have eggs and bacon going at the same time and everything. But on a hot day, if I get popped with some grease, I'll lose my mind. I'll just snap, I'll walk away from the stove. There's something

about getting popped with grease on a hot day. Yeah. Well, you're like, the fun is this because it's just grease and sun tag team in Yes, because then you you you get popped, you grab it, you try to nurse a little bit, maybe grabbing ice cube something like that. But then you go out into the sun and the

sun is like mmmmmm, let me taste that. I remember Trevor said that when his friends came from South Africa and they were talking about how the heat, like just the weather in America compared to South Africa, and he was like, he was talking about how the sun here is different. M h. He's like the sun here, he's like you can feel it. He's like it leans on you like a good friend. Yeah, I can't do the access.

I wasn't really embarrassed myself What I need from you, though, is really any if you have it, if you can, if you can muster it up, any defense of your position on Yeah, listen, I didn't chicken noodles. This is the thing. So it's the thing you grew up with. It is the thing that you're like whenever you got sick or you weren't feeling well, or this was the thing they gave you where and then everybody because like everybody had a recipe for chicken soup, chicken noodle soup,

chicken and rice. You know what I'm saying. Everybody has a recipe for chicken soup, and it's all done differently, and so like even like as I got older, I came up with my own recipe for chicken soup. It's usually just passle. I think because it can be tailored to people's tastes more, I think because there's that childhood connection to it where it's the first thing you do and you're not feeling well. I was like, I need some chicken soup. It doesn't matter what kind of is.

I remember I got super sick a couple of years ago and my manager like sent me, had uberies like send me chicken soup. You know what I mean. It's this thing that we've all grown up with. Also, it like cross culturally, like different cultures in America are different bulties around the world. It's you know, you're not feeling well, let me get you some chicken soup. So I think, I think because it's like a global thing that we've all decided that, like, Okay, you're sick, have from chicken.

M chicken will help you. No one's out here being like, oh, you're not feeling well. We put on some pork soup and then get this. Uh you know, you don't know some of those meat broths they got, they got the enzymes. You know, we don't what's healing because like you mean, those chicken Soup for the Soul books. I never read one, but I saw it, but everybody had them. Somebody brought somebody by the house and a boat off of them

Chicken Soup for the Soul books. Basically they were like these self help books you were supposed to read called chicken Soup for the soul. It's like the chicken soup for help your body when it's sick, then this book will help your mind. Okay, let me see, Because I feel like they did at some point make a tomato soup for the soul. Oh, both soups. I don't know.

I'm I saw one time. Okay, this is this chicken soup for the African American soul, chicken soup for the salt, chicken soup for the China for the teenage salt, chicken soup for the African American woman's soul who wrote these books. It's got very specific. Yeah, I mean, you want to break into every niche you have available to you, so, you know, for the cancer survivor sul for the pet lover, sal country salt, kids soul, golfers soul, chicken soup for the golfers soul. So I did find it. There is

a book. There is a tomato soup for the sou but it does seem to be off brand, like it like it seems like a hardcore broke it off chicken noodle soup for the salt because they used the chicken noodle soup for the soul font. So said, if chicken soup is so healing that they have put it in literary format, That's what I'm saying. Like the concept of the soup being healing. It's the point that they've gotten to, like, Okay, let's break it down to where we need to get to.

These golfers. Okay, these golfers are not Okay, so just thinking this overall concept chicken soup is so healing that they have used that colloquial attachment to it. I like how you grab stuff where you try to make a point that there's nothing there, but you're trying to pull the rest of the idea out of this. You know the number of times I've grabbed air and not be saying anything insignificant. Okay, I'll just offer this up to you. I think that chicken noodle soup has some healing properties

to it. There's some bone broth properties in there, There's there's there's lots of good stuff. But where is the line? That's my question, when do we go from healing to heathen? All right? Because everyone just having their own little version of chicken soup, it's pretty wild. I've had cultures, no, not just across cultures. I'm talking about fully just American raised, born and raised people that think that they should be

putting chunks of just whatever in the chicken soup. What's the wildest thing you've ever had is someone's chicken soup. Let's see restaurant, it doesn't matter restaurant or what's the wildest thing? And where did it come from? Okay, all right, this is this is this is where I'm talking about. This ends up happening. Raisins, You're a liar. Everybody says raisins. Everybody says raisins. If you want something wild to be in something, we say raisins. Okay, you know would have

been even wilder than raisins. Full on grapes. Grapes would have been wilder. Full on grapes would have been wilder. Yes, who put We know who? But where? Oh? Where? Where? Where? Where did you get the soup from? In school, there was someone who brought their lunch to school from home. Okay, In that lunch it was like, you know, a little snack pack whatever. But then they had some chicken soup that they heat it up and in it were some little black dots. I was like, what's in your soup?

And they had shredded chicken, They had some carrots, they had like pretty much you know, anything you put in a chicken soup, and then celery. The whole nine a couple of raisins, and I wasn't sure if that's something that the parent did or if them being a kid, they were like, hey, raisins are good too, let me throw them in. But they acted like it was nothing, so that that was leading me to believe that it was normal for them. So you did not have the soup.

I had a little taste of it because I was like, how crazy is this? You know? And what it is? I mean, it when great to begin with. It was yeah, yeah, but overall you you asked me the wildest thing now in chicken soups defense, Yeah, people do wild things, two things all the time. So if this one young man and his very delusional parent, because you don't know who made that food, parent or guardian put raisins in his chicken soup one, they should be arrested. Fogs tarden spooned. Okay,

grease and spooned tarden feathered. Not that serious, did you get it? So that's not an indictment on all chicken soup because his mama can't cook. You know, I will say that chicken soup, you put a little crackers and you're done. Man soup, Yeah, man, a soup always has an accessory. It is in a compliment. Tomato soup is tomato soup is what gave us a soup in the sandwich.

Now that time will say when you go somewhere and they're like soup in a sandwich, it's like a go combo meal because it's some more like goofy lunch place if you do. I went to a lunch place that is soup in the sandwich as a meal right, as a lunch special, and it did not have tomato soup as an option. I was like, you're doing this wrong. You do this's all the way wrong. You're living life wrong. I don't need that is violence. I don't need a

minestron and a pastronomy. I don't need the ennis together. Okay, you need if you're going to be super a sandwich, you gotta have tomato soup. But also, this is my question when it comes to because you were talking about the different ways that people do chicken soup and it's too open, right, how do you feel about now they're starting to do more of a rustic style tomato soup. How do you feel about the rustic tomato soup. I'm talking about your big pieces of herbs. Okay, I'm talking

about your large chunks. To me, just speaking for myself, it's a personal taste thing. The more rustic something gets, the more dirty it is in my mind. Um So, the same way that you were talking about New York apartments and how sometimes there's exposed brick and blah blah, I'm actually on your side on that thing. I don't like when someone didn't finish a building and they act like they finished a building, Like, look, then making a

brick wall, that means I'm outside inside. If the brick is exposed, that means you have sold me outside and I am currently outside inside. You put walls around outside. It's like when they started building the little outdoor, Like we couldn't go on restaurants during COVID in New York, and they started putting tho little buildings on the park and like in the street, and everyone was like, this is inside outside. Yeah, you're telling me that it's not

safe to be in there. Barely better, you know. But they were like, oh, but there's like open air. But then when wintertime hit, you put sides on it because it was cold, and then put heaters in the bitch. So now you're just incubating COVID. Yeah, and rats, the rats of the outdoor dining. Um. So here's the thing. Because we have to wrap up soon, I'm just gonna swing for the fences. I'm just gonna say it. Any

any liquidy tomato I will count as tomato soup. So you don't mind the rustic style as long as it's as long as there's still a lot of because I've had rustic tomato souper. It's just like, bitch, this is just a bunch of chunky tomatoes and a little bit of liquid. So yeah, I'm I'm gonna go out on limb right now. I don't know if this helps or hurt to my point, I don't know what the audience is gonna feel, but I really want to win. And

so I'll say right now that tomato soup. If we're really bringing chicken noodle soup up against tomato soup, that counts everything soup. Marinera's wait wait wait, wait wait wait, you're saying any liquid tomato is tomato soup, all right, and saa you're counting salsa as tomato soup. Let's do it, okay, So any tomato based anything tomato soup, catch up, tomato soup, cocktail sauce, tomato soup, tomato soup, tomato soup, praigo ragu,

tomato soup, marinair sauces, tomato soup, male soup. So I'm just throwing it out there because sometimes if you saw somebody open a jar of rag ou pasta sauce, yeah, so you're saying tomato paste is tomato soup. So if someone opens a can of rag ou, yeah pasta sauce, Okay,

those in the bowl, Yeah, he eats it up. M hmmm, soup, tomato soup, so wild, I am saying because I feel like I feel like in the last episode with the diners versus the waffle house, what ended up happening because I gotta eat a live by the way, yeah no what you mainly got eaten live, and I was like you would trying to eat steak in a waffle house.

That's why you got eating alive. No, no, no, no, I gotta eat alive basically because the end, My mistake was that I didn't include every diner like thing that was not waffle house, So then there were even people at by Colls, Dia, b in By Bitches, and stuff like that, being like, all right, look, since Denny's and Shawnees and all this stuff and included, we're just talking mom and pop, I'm gonna have to go waffle house,

and I'm like, damn. So basically I did make a good point, but if I had been more inclusive, maybe people would have seen it my way, which is why now, hey, everything is tomato soup. We're going at all tomato soup. Okay, I will not lose again. Do you think by saying that catch up is tomato soup you're gonna win. I'm just saying, what if somebody had to give up catch up just to have tobato soup, maybe maybe they lead to the dark side. Maybe they'd be off, baby, baby,

maybe they'd be with me. No one is listen, no one's dipping French fries and tomato soup, and no one is dipping grilled cheese and catch up and lets of your over the age of six. So like, I can't this, you can't make this, you can't make this choice. I'm just saying, because here's the thing. When you when you talk chicken soup versus tomato soup, I'm already at a slight disadvantage because there are some cultures, like you said, that don't really do tomato soup, they definitely do chicken soup.

I have to bring more tools into the arsenal to stack up. Even I can admit that these are not the tools that you need. You have brought dental tools to a construction site. Okay, you know what? The you know what? The how about this? How about this? Why are you choosing this isn't I don't even know if this isn't even violence. I don't know if this choice even fucking eggs? How about this? If y'all love chicken

soup so much, no more tomatoes for anybody. You act like I did not get whooped in the Vacation Staycation episode. The number of people that were trying to call me elitest okay, because I said leave your fucking house. All I said was leave your house. How the funk? I said, Well, you don't know how much money people have? No, I don't, And that's not the fucking point. And if you don't have the money to go on vacation, why then are you talking to me that I'm not talking to you.

I'm not talking to you. I will say you made a good point for waffle houses. I was, I was impressed at your waffle house fight that you put up, but I lost it from Atlanta. I also grew up in the city that is the location of the headquarters of waffle House. I grew up in North Across Georgia. Google waffle House. Their headquarters was around the corner from my house. And you and look, you do them proud. But what ended up happening with me is I got

either live because I didn't. I didn't open up the options A. But I don't think you're opening them the wrong way. Like it makes sense to include a Denny's and a diner because they're doing the same thing. To include catch up with tomato soup, it's just a question of consistency. It's just a question of because there's some tomato soups, like you said, they couldn't get the consistent right, So now you drinking a bowl to catch up. No, it never goes catch up. It could be marrinera m

hm m hmm. But it's never catch up. You're wor I'm worried about you. I'm worried about because the thing you you're thinking, you're not thinking about the logic. You're thinking about the wind. Okay, you're thinking about the wind. You're not doing it from your hork. Okay, looking if you need it, open listener, if you need it open, it's open, all right. If you don't need it open. If I see they believe you, keep you. You don't even believe you. I believe in me. No, Negro, you

don't believe that. Catch up, it's sucking tomato soup because you were not walking to your Christian home that you have made with your girlfriend and your dog. And squeeze a ball a hines catch up. Uh huh, squeeze catch up it's a boat and heat it up Macgona soup. You wouldn't do it. You wouldn't fucking do it. So don't look. Don't look me in my college educated American Christian face here on al Gore's Internet machine, and tell me that you even believe in the bottom of your hort,

in your heart, that you for a do this. Don't you get off this hill go to flat land. You have built a hill out of tomatoes and it is not working. You sound wild the funk. Do you mean anything? Tomato basis tomato soup? But that's like saying everything pasta is spaghetti. How about it that he chose violence, he chose this is the wildest fucking thing. I've a virgine. I can't stop cutting like this man. So I'm not doing this with chicken soup. Chicken soup. It's chicken soup. Okay.

I've made my poin my mind defends my my I rest, here's my frey. Blamey it throw leave me. That's what you brought with too. I had to take these choices to the king. Doesn't just said to me? To me, I delay him at the throne, leave me to her. Long to gaze upon Josh's bad decisions, because it's Nenna lost his damn mind talking about having a hot bowler catch up. I'm worried about you, Josh, because if you feel like don't worry about me. He got me. We're children of the same lord A he got say bad,

I hear you, I hear your brother in Christ. So listen, listeners, if you can continue to even respect Josh wow after after this bad or al Gore's Internet machine, it said that anything tomato based, it's tomato soup. While I have just presented the fact that listen to your childhood, chicken soup has been the go to. You know, everybody has different recipes. Um, and good Christians don't put raisins in it. That sounds like a real Trump supporter move. But Lord,

we come before you today for brother Josh. Don't because then you can't just start praying for people. That's that's that's the worst cod attack. You just start praying while you talked to the person. Look at me in my face, praying in my face about me, like like I'm not here. That's so we're gonna put it to you the listener. Chicken soup or tomato soup. Let's no in comments, Let's no in you know, no, no, no, this is our chicken soup versus anything that is tomato based. Okay, you

have changed the game. I said. I said chicken soup versus tomato soup. You have said, super this is anything that happens tomato in it. Yeah. Yeah, please find all of the ways to tell Josh that he is a wild man. Okay. Look, so if you want to tell me to my face, then I am wrong. I got dates where I'll be doing stand up. You can come to those. You can find me on Instagram at Josh Johnson Comedy. Also on TikTok and YouTube at Josh Johnson Comedy, and you can find me a Dulce Sloan. My YouTube

channel needs resuscitation, so don't look for me. But my Instagram is popping. Oh my Instagram. Yeah, your your instagrams is actually very entertaining to very I'm a very silly lady. I have been a Dulcay Sloan. Um, we have both been Josh Johnson. This has been hold up, Yeah, it has m Listen to hold Up wherever you get your podcast and watch the video version at Daily show dot com backslash hold Up h

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