Episode 243: Goose Juice

It's like my zoom. It's just like worn over here eating chocolate white on the songs are immaculate. Man. So mine is sitting here having just snack the tasty treat and he is snacking on balls. And when I say that I am I am dead serious because on the side of this package, she says, the serving size is three balls. This is what happens when you go to apple Ball family white chocolate balls. What they got you out there doing in mechwan wan big big salty balls. It's okay, bruh. You

know, I really don't. I really, I really hate that I didn't know that that was like in play ahead of time because I definitely would have sent that video from Chefy and for Tone to play it. I got caught off guard by that. But if this is your first time joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I am hosting a favorite motivational speaker, Me Me Me Me sell one hundred or coma walker getting nasty and most of the cameras right there. But I always just watch myself be like,

because this is weird. It's like a strength. Hey, y'all, y'all want me and God line This like, all right, cool. So we are joined by three of my four co hosts. We got this is Tommy Myles checking in with to get the draw checking in with to get the draws out. He do look like he'll run to get the draws over. Oh god, I got ald of the ladies and great and wait, tell me, didn't you do it get the draw I mean that's why he was getting drinks. I didn't get there. You gotta get the draws. Players said

at the back of my head. Fine, that that's a new level of n I ain't never saying like that. She was on the back of my head. He get the nigga drink. She's had a bucket. Heead niggas where bucket has his freaks? How did you correlate the to like? That is a wildestute observation? Liked, like, did you get you good with a bucket? He probably owns the bucket. I am joined by three of my four co hosts. We got the narcissist, the new mister bitches,

mister boy. God damn, but let me let me find out you let a nigga hit you? Like right, okay? Was after aff saw the t paint video. He was like you gotta just like bad video. So we got the man behind the magic in the building. And of course to my mister essentially who was always proving his birth to the hotally Akua podcast. Never tone decides not to do his job, So that is not my purpose. Tone. What happened was there there was an incident where my brothers they

like they they had keys to my residents. I let it known when we left b W Three's that I had things to do and I left. However, they decided, Hey, we're going to show up and enter the back door while my back door was getting munched on and he had on the bucket haet see only the other brothers seeing who it was, We didn't see it. Yeah wait, I thought, what so was it a separate time with the nigga that had to not be Hogan? No, no, no. He was wearing a book a hat when he came in. He had to

take it off to you know, the brand was obstructing. But you let schoolboy he an't just worked in. See. I didn't see the that behogan at first because of you know, the book ahead and then obviously my face down ass up, I know what's going on back there? And you just met this nigga. No no, no, no, you didn't know. Yeah, because usually when I saw him he always had a haircut. I

had never seen him like in the raw. For those people like me who don't know that, I'm laughing at Okay, so can we pull up a picture of how hooking? Please? This language talking like that is the most wid de part, like if it didn't have the hang time like the okay, because because a lot of them, he still got to do that. There it's a young Hogan, okay, so because that would have been nice, but it had got the built you know who you looking for a Hogan?

What was Jim? What was Jim Carrey's character on Their Living Color where he got electrocute? That that might be the hair equivalent of nag I think it was really nap yogen because it was actually it was in a circle. It's like stuff just wouldn't grow at that point, like Jim carry shit was spotty. He had a little patches. Yeah, patches. Okay, so you see how Hogan like. But like it wasn't hanging. It wasn't hanging. It was just forehead. It was like because he he was typically always

ball like it was it's ball. Yeah, but at this point I guess he was wearing a hat because it was growing back. But it was like a little beady bees. So it's like you got smooth and then you got the nappy. So it was the nappy Hogan. That's that's what they named it. It's hilarious. Get hold. I think that's the most interesting part

about this podcast, Like the visual not the visuals. It's like, will me me you and don't be like free forming the conversation and it just and we forget that them other two were in the room and get to using ship that only we know and tim me be like hold on, like what what that means? What that means? Yeah, I mean it's good though, because you know we have to explain it to Yeah, that's all my favorite page. Hold in the comments, Hey I'm calling. We're gonna have you.

I'm just gonna have you come to the studio on Thursday and we're just gonna turn the mic off. Who that Nikki? So we so before we started the Pope why made a comment about how like Nelly used to really really have some slaps and it made me think about ship, like because there was a point like that nigga he was running sum So that made me want to ask y'all, like, musically, what do you feel like was the most

memorable summer? Because I have two years that I can like, I can instantly know, like what that year was and all the music I was listening to Tommy you recording on Friday, not this Friday. Now you see how he asked this random ass fucking question in the middle of me body, it's because Tommy put it on the screen because Nick said Friday, I'm actually off on Friday. What that got to do with my business? Her comment is on your show, But that comment on my show is due to business.

That tone is trying to conduct in the middle of my show when he could just send a d M Okay, I'm done. If Tommy wouldn't have put it on the screen, that wouldn't have answered it. Oh my god, that's what I'm smile. I'm sorry. Sorry I made me continue. I didn't mean an interrupt your story. Continue, go ahead and answer the question that was continue my apologies. I wanted to say, shit, whatever summer with like little boosty. I felt like that was like I had just turned

eighteen and I just graduated in high school. Okay, so that would have had to be yeah six. So yeah, So like from from like eighteen to like eighteen, like twenty five, it was like some really good summers. I know, two thousand and seven was a really big summer for me, like where I was working, like who I was dating at the time,

Like all of that just ties in. But I was really really really big on like every single day I had to listen to t I Versus c IP album in two thousand and seven, and I was fucking up Baconators and Ship that summer. Now, I just remember everything about that sevens. But I also think two thousand and two was like because during that time, like I was dating, recoing shit and being around like recoing BJ and all the music and shit they was listening to. But I, oh, I used

music. Music to like really defined periods in my life, like when I was really enjoying myself. Music is the backdrop to life, dude, real. That's why I'd be so adamant about certain things that you don't know what I was going through. And I saw I came out don't be just and that ship that shit was told at that moment. Oh, yeah, because listen, because I can tell you day twenty six, since you've been gone, Niggae, I was on the floor bought up Korying and that that is

my first real part Brce. I'm not gonna lie to you. The Year of No Limit was definitely my summer, the year of not I just noticed I had a fresh cut, not a lights be enough when we got here.

Makes sense. I got cut yesterday off the now. But music is really really like I really do use that to like go to happy places, Like I intentionally play certain songs because it takes me back to a certain point in my life where I was just like, man like you can't tell meticlect music when I first got my first whip and put a system in it that who like the stylistic First of all, A first of all, fuck you, because I clearly just said the Summer of No Limit was my summer.

He's out there listening to Boots and Galls ship be with you, first of all, Like, first of all, Booty was banging, Okay, my love, you see me coming? What year is the No Limit? Was that? Ninety seven, ninety seven, ninety eight, ninety eight, It wasn't Ice Creamlan album ice Cream Man was ninety seven. Yeah, that was that was my That was my last year of college. No Limit had just

the presentation of No Limit was fucking amazing. Look like the different color CD cases and oh no, they were all the same CD comfort different color. It was wild Ship. The colors was crazy. I had that thick gass plastic color of binding and ship on the outside. It was like you got It was like Pokemon cars. You gotta collect them all and they let you know in the previous CD what was coming, So you are lift you had the album except for Mercedes Music. But it took forever for that. But

no one cared at that point. But lets but let's be honest. I think Christian we all really listened to the No Limit for the group songs, and it was always the group songs that we cared about. I have a confession you've never listened to. I never listened to a whole No Limited album. No one's ever listened to a whole No Limited album. It was twenty seven songs per album. One bet was the most active. Seven good songs. It's not impossible you sing the documentary. They wasn't all good songs.

They were pumping them ships out like a factory you were listening to, I feel like front the back charger to the game is good and remember like nut a skin on them. I used to just Stett was definitely in front of the back album Ghetto Dope is the reason why I know Limit was able to turn out albums every I used to love when they used to slide, but like, you know, throw the R and B shit in there when they used to throw. So this is where I was some album was actually good.

I was literally in Louisia. I was literally in Louisiana when they were coming up, and it was like, who the fuck are these black ass niggas because any of the all the new Limit mouff because they were performing locally and she's a hip hop purists, no no. When we were down there, it was I was like, I can't believe they gonna make it. She's she's on the ring app. I didn't randomly open it. It was that there's a person at your front door. The quality they were putting out

performing, I couldn't believe they were actually making on the album. When they came out on Ship You enjoying your mozzarella sticks man out and one well, she she didn't. She didn't slim. She out there playing basketball and she didn't slim. Oh, my favorite power forward back on the very first time that I met her in person, she was purchasing girls because he's for me, and she had on some basketball and that thing was just listen as bounds

and melons was bigger than anything that Pick and Save had to offer. Because we met he don't listen nothing. That's sexual harassment. The nerve of you, the fucking nerve of you. I didn't do nothing. I'm not gonna let what about done. Since we've been on air, ain't talking about old air, about this text message about what perfect? Oh she agrees going nowhere like no, because when she was she was this little stick figure. That

thing was still poking. Now I remember those days on Twitter. That thing ain't there to stay. But yeah, so we were not here last week for Mother's Day. Fucked them kids, And I'd say that like from the bottom of my goddamn chest. Okay, kids, suck Wow, these ungrateful bastards. They didn't give me no motherfucking car. Motherfuckers ain't make me no wifles. They ain't do shit. You know what I got on Mother's Day. I got some flowers, real flowers, and y'all know I'm allergic to

that shit. So I hope your motherfuckers wasn't trying to get no goddamn insurance claim because I got news for you, y'all ain't my beneficiaris? How about that? The crazy part is the crazy part is jelly Bean handed me the flowers, but she didn't buy them. Goddamn flowers. Marv pulled up to the house. I'm watching them on the ring. Can he pull up to the house, She go outside, bounce her little bony ass out there,

hug and talk to me. He handed her the flowers, So either she recruited him to say, hey, I need some something from my mom. They were mango blossoms, man, that definitely would have been. And so either he bought the flowers and jelly Bean just took credit for or you know, but either way, fuck all of them. But yeah, so where's uh there's a video? I said that there was the one we were opening the show with. It's a chick. She's out there being interviewed by somebody.

Oh he so he tried to take you out allegedly we got Yeah. Yeah, so that This was a video that I was gonna play last week, but we weren't here because everybody was out doing other shits. Serena was actually being celebrated as a mother, Wan was out dying as usual. Tommy was the only one that actually stepped up. So but you know we couldn't, man, because I'll be needing the full house. Uh sh a good

dust, some grass would do it? Shut up? Allergic to grassy grass, trees, all the ship, Suler, he is actually allergic to the whole world. Well, I'm glad I'm able to sit next to you. So is gonna get aler realized nigga Wow, Cordy said, damn, Gordon, ain't give me nothing either. Just the happy Mother's Day and what time we heading out for the tournament? Yeah, like they said it, but that was it. You ready, no gas money, It was just popping

her fingers. That popping, no doubt's not that one my fingers. It's literally labeled and said, we're opening the show with this lemon grass. I don't know where lemon grass come from. Yeah, I tried it, I did, I tried it, But yeah, kids fucking suck. I'm like and and then reed. She actually showed me something on the phone. One of my daughters texted me and she was in her bedroom. I can't say

none of that. My mom was in the basement. I was in her text too, But at least it had a little animation and ship with the glitter and all of it. You know, allergic to say that? Yeah, you know, yeah, you say you ain't allergic to me. That's wild. Yeah that one. I can see the guy's reaction. No tone, got it. So yeah, this this was going to be played last week for a Mother's Day video because I felt like it was kind of appropriate because I felt like doing this before. M m hmm. Yep, you

looks like a real white guy. I ran over his mom got seven years in prison. Oh yeah, that is a wait. What was the original question? He was asking, like about an experience with her X What did I do to you? As you raised the fuck nigga? That's what you did? What did I do to you? That was that bad? She

was like, you know what, brother, fuck your mama. You ran over and you got mama and she said like she was vindicated in the seven years, So like you my mama so fast to the point they gave you seven of them because the emotional pain she fell from this fuck nigga seven years is like to her, let me tell you something. I feel like, let it get out, don't bring around here, no mom. I feel like if I feel like, if we start running over these niggas mamas,

they'll start raising these chass niggas better. That's what we need to start. Do we need to start turn niggas mamas into hood ornaments kids, because seven years that's that's that's like manslaughter. I ran over his mom. Ain't got seven years in prison. Turn niggas mamas into hood ornaments. Parker ass right above that motherfucking Toyota sign. That all these sign that Cadillact sign. Whatever

you fucking driving, it'll probably be a Nie sign. Y'all probably got a doubt that your dad is not around in your life because he ran over your because your mom ran over your grandma, but she just happened to not get in trouble. I thought grandma was just dead. I don't know she heard you. Grandma got ran over by her rein there hits so differently now, yeah, and why are you? Why are you so had such a disdain

for niggas mamas because they raised them. It usually be the niggas that love a mamas that be fuck niggas though, because okay, so no, well like in a lot of cases, and this is this is not all.

This is not all. Some moms do really really great jobs with their sons, like, for instance, like when I was dating Marln, like his mom, like the values and stuff that she had with stuff, like she's real, real, she don't don't play that shit, and she'll leap like she's so played with shit, like she'll tell me she was like, look, don't let no nigga do this, don't let no nigga do that,

like she'll she ain't if a fucking feels her son or not. But she was also older, like she was in her sixties when me and him started dating. So you know them old school moms is different. You got these motherfuckers who still be out partying the club and then doing all this other kind of shit raising their sons. And whenever they son do something, they condone it. They are coddling them. They baby in him and shit. So because you didn't let your son grow up, now your son think I'm supposed

to be washing all this clothes and shit. Because you never show up. This motherfucker how to put goddamn detergent in the LG machine, Like, no, fuck these niggas, Mama's up, bro, They're not go learn it to the end. This is a very very very personal example. Let you hear, hey, extremely hey, just tell that bitch you thought burn Rubber on Me was her favorite song. Thank you for tuning into this week's episode. You can't be talking like you got a fan club. They mama's up

listen, and my mom's was very low key, just just chills. She didn't also not a public nigga either, Tommy public public wait wait claim Hey, we listened to that song so much at home as well. But my favorite one is who is It? My nigga was highly upset at this bitch, like who is it? Are you fucking my brother? Because it's like okay, So you look at niggas like Tone and Tommy right, and you're like, oh, you know, they're older, they season they more mature.

They ain't knowing that push fu niggas and the Cardigan don't don't be fooled by the intelligence work used the worstweaters still do you biggas a cock blocker? You know what I'm saying, but I was just pointing out the fact that you you I'm not trying to hate. Yes you are wet Conen we do podcasting is not to tell you how I felt about cancer. Man, you already. It's just because ball headed niggas who hate all day don't mean yes, Oh Trey, you you ain't been in on this. We've been.

We've been calling one the nigga hairstyle for as long as soon as he put them ponytails in. It's been for a couple of months. Yes, sweater best, he's an active sweater vest where this is not in the past that currently you have sweater vests. The really song when he was working at Codes and it got them discounts on Croft and Burrow. Still trying to figure out what trying to figure out what the problem is here, Like is that like the brand inside of Cones? Yeah, brand, that's crazy. They got

nice shirts. I bet they do some nice ship Oh I love how like colds like the men's pajama pants and Codes because I got pockets trying to be like you want to grow up man, That's like, that's why I got so many real tears. She's still and they're laughing at one hair. They're not laughing at the other. They laughing at your hair, don't he when the window when the window was down, absolutely blowing, blowing the wind so annoying, bro. Their sweaters are amazing. Yeah, they imagine you wear

a swear vest. Cogi. You know what's crazy? He's always only I'm pretty sure train because we've been kicking and we all been friends for a while. I'm pretty sure you've been at a party with us and you've seen this nigga tong and the sweater vest. So don't tell me you ain't ever seen that. It's funny because he always told his drink the same way while he were in his best You ever noticed that ship if we ever take every pick,

every sick, go back and look at bro. Hold, he's drinking that sweater vest at the same same pots every time we talking about this. Is it safe? He went to saying, pikky up, I never denied my pinky. Don't be out domd a sophisticated fuck nigga. I'll tell you that I live with I love my best. He is upper cruss fucker niggas wild man. Most most old Black movies was upper crust fun niggas. I was watching the Breaking All the Rules the other day. More's chestnook was a

pure niggah. Absolutely lucky you could play that game, pure nigga. Luckily I ain't out here soliciting hose because then your h your prerequisite or your preliminary statement about fuck niggas and cancers and that ship where it just sucked off me up. So I'm good. I love to learn for themselfs learned to love to learn for themselves. Absolutely, it's wild. I know, That's why I'm laughing. Yeah, I mean your disclaimer. We're not ruined a lot

of ship. But I just hate the fact that I don't think that I like the little diamond. Yeah, got a couple, got a couple of brown shirt. I ain't gonna hold you though with the batch of socks is kind of fire. Hey. You know who had a fire a fire wardrobe? But his war recording was Carlton. Carlton had a fire as wardrobe. You know it's it, you know what when you think about it now, young Drove makes what Carlton war cool? Yeah, that's only was just the

same thing. If you if he watches wardrobe, he was like it Carlton and it was all polo. It was all polo ship. He was killing with the on line. Nothing he had on was less than sixty dollars polo size, but the brown hard bottoms and used the words that was crazy. Hey, hey, I want just one bro favorable. Let me let me see if you Hey, that's not that's not get even broken. He be paying pretty penny for his vest. I like my vest. Yeah, I've

owned one s twitter best. You know what, I'm gonna break it out again. I'm gonna breaking out for the winter. It was Michigan colors and it was okay. That was that was that was crazy? Was nice the platinum platinum. I finessed my my Spanish teacher at the Mall of America to buy it for me. Matter of fact, that was when one hard died. That is pretty much funny that you thank you. It's best panss.

What else is there is this? There's a lot of plorals with extra s is on it rest This artist is yeah, artists is funny as well. I had to wear him in high school, so never yeah, we have she don't like him part, That's why I was what it was. She went to the parochial man. What was the topic? Where were we before? I don't know we got this. We hadn't We hadn't started. The show has not begun. Actually it started with the three ball minimum of chocolate.

That is there other times? How would I give him my three B three? No? I was a what's w c A? What'scons in the Queer Academy? Is that Queer Academy Wisconsant Career Academy chocolate ball? Yeah? Yeah, white white chocolate balls. She said, the salty to see put them in your mouth? And do you remember that? You remember that statura that last skip sweaty I put your little lives of the sleeper. Next time I see you your sweaty balls. You say you seen you seen Steven Stoner

put that midget in the boski. That can be you? That was funny to see the videos on here because I can't really because I don't know which one here. No, I just you're looking for a specific video because I think it's one. It's only one. So, speaking of white and salty, you are going to learn to not come for black women unless they sent for you. Now, this is one of those things where I get up on social media after having the most amazing sleep. I will talk to you

all about that in a second. But all of a sudden, I keep seeing this fucking quote all over Facebook. So what do I do? I always, whenever I need to know something, I go to Twitter and I type it in because everybody black, Twitter is always going to come through. Which has anybody watched that Hulu documentary yet? I just started it yesterday, but I didn't. I gotta watch that. If anybody's watched it, let me know. But this is what I discovered when I Google said phrase that

was all over Facebook was the phrase? But I messing up. Ain't nothing order, miss Crockett. I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blind, bad built, butch body that would not be engaging in personalities, correct, what now, Chairman, I make a motion to strike us. I don't think that's trying to find clarification on what we're not gonna We're not gonna do this

like you guys earlier, literally just to get clarification. No, no, don't, don't. Don't try to stop this ship down. Bitch, you started it. But now, what what I want y'all to do, because I'm about to run it back. What I want y'all to do? Now, you saw the guy he was like, now what now, watch the guy on the left, Watch him the entire time, the entire time you see him on the screen, watch him nothing order, mister or miss Crockett.

I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde, bad built, butch body that would not be in the personalities correct of what now, Chairman, I make a motion to strike those I don't think that's a glarification on what we're not gonna We're not gonna do this like you guys earlier. Literally so so just for context, that dude he opens up the whole night, the whole

evening with a whole introduction that is pretty funny too. So he's a Democrat, so that's why he's like, Oh, she got her order, mister Crockett. I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blind, bad built, butch body that would not be engaging in personalities. Correct what now, Chairman, I make a motion to strike those. I don't think that's trying to find

clarification on what quality said. We're not gonna We're not gonna do this like you guys earlier. Literally, just you try to get clarification, just like a bitch. I'm trying to get clarification. I'm just trying to understand. You're right. Yeah, he processed so much and a span of like bob seconds. Hey. As soon as he said but body, he said what whoa whoa? I felt like I felt like she said everything Bron wanting to say to her. I was having such a great day, Shamanda. I

was having such a great day. You still are. There's a gemini you're talking to Ma, that's a Shamanda. The man next to him wanted to laugh so bad. Oh he listened, yees, Shamanda, what now listen? It was for real. He was like, what what repeat that? Oh? He he said he got hearing a so he probably didn't hear he And y'all lucky she was on the clock, because you know that final b

was definitely gonna be bitch, you know what your statements of hate. I listened to it here as statements of love, sand thank you, thank you for being here. Bad built, but body, what what is what I woke up to? She had that saved somewhere ready be ready that that sounds like she fired that off the top. That's that double looking. The alliteration was great, and then he found she ate with the fake eye lines.

We're talking all about fakes. Yeah, fake are messing up nobody. At some point, I feel like that needs to be edited with Adrian Browner. So yes, I literally that is that is what I woke up to. And when I act she had she was ready to let her have it, not of those words, but she couldn't wait to get out. I feel like because I've seen people say like that bitch always be getting out of line

and she got the gas mouf. I've seen that, but I feel like that particular stance that she said, I feel like that motherfucker just rolled off. She crying somewhere white tears. Have you seen her? She she built like that bag. She definitely is built like that bag. She's very square. You know what she does she does show it's somewhere on that where you can see her body. It's it's you know I want to see something because I don't like her. She came from the wrong black woman that day.

Yeah, you know, what's the what's the Hispanic chicks name? I can't I always forget her name. Yeah, the young chick, I forget her name. I shouldn't watch a lot of I just noticed she's she's a she's a representative from New York. Okay, she's I was looking at her birthday. Jazzm was born in March twenty ninth. Maybe somebody in the comments can give her. But she said something first. She was, oh, baby girl, no, don't come for me. Basically, that was before this.

Everybody was if this was like the hood ogood, she would have her ass whip. This is politics now, is what they do span now the old people are dying politicians. It wasn't even like it was like a late nights your start a news show. Oh like, uh, talk soup. I'm just trying to figure out when we got time to do it. I feel like we are right, that's what our news would never be serious. Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's the point of supposed to.

Yeah, we would pull up all the news ship. We'd be talking relevant about relevant, but we wouldn't, we'd be ribbon. The fact that like we don't even know, would have to stay on topic. We can't do that. But the purpose, the purpose that the purpose of didn't even have. That hearing was actually pretty like interesting too, But we don't we don't

even know why they were there. They called, they called some kind of late night meeting at one point it was something they need to get done, and it just we tired to a meeting at fucking midnight, said they need to be thumping. Lives are on the line. I'm tired of pol like. We need to excellent approach, we need to be like three piece at midnight. I'm just saying she needs she needs to catch a bitch at the airport and just toss her down and motherfucking like Jim Jones, grab everybody grab

by the back of her jeans. If you ever get an opportunity to turn on C Span whatever those things and watch the British Parliament go at it. The mother throw crazy. They wow they wow, they wow crazy, Hey wow wow. You know you've seen George Clinton crazy. Trust in the Parliament

long lived the King. Yeah, but we got enough people in there that actually bounced back because I think a lot of the Republicans be saying a lot of snakes like racist ship under they you know, racial undertones and ship, and they just let it go and say that that day they called it your ship. Yeah, but we actually we had a family outing uh, pie family outing uh at Applebee's last night, and we had an amazing time. That was the most nigorous Applebee's I've ever been to. I feel like we

made their night. We did. I was about to say that the serving crew was actually all in our for the minute Bro came over there to us. Bro was cracking up because, okay, so Tone and One. They arrived first, of course, you know Serrita's last, but their ride first. I got there after they did, and it was already like it was already pull ship right like our our a server. He was struggling to take our order at one point because he was laughing so hard. Like y'all said,

he was turning rides. He wasn't even not that light skin he was. He was turning rid because he was trying so hard. He speaking of that one. I don't know if you paid attention when we first got to that baby was mean mugging you, Doug like that baby just would not start to look at Yes, yeah, yeah, that's that that I had made. Tone has said Saturday. We just we hadn't figured out the time yet. So once he got off, nigga like, wait minute, y'all want

Apple Bee's yesterday? Hey those dollar Margarita's, Nigga, let me tell you something, right, So I had a game plan. Now at first I was go order something called goose juice. Sounded good to me, hence the title. Now, goose juice to me sounds like a hand job. One stood exactly what I was saying. He was like, okay, you know, goose snack and get the juice, Goose juice. Y'all have been together

all y'all eyes, so that that is automatic. I did not think of that ship, you said, the ship so there we gore horse out water. But he was like, so the way that it was on the menu, like the way that the juices were listed, I'm thinking that it's like a combination of the juices and then you know the liquor. He came back and he's asking me like, well, which liquor I want? I mean, which juice I wanted? I'm like, wait a minute, I thought it was kind of like a mix, like and then I'm like, you

know what funk all the confusion? Just go ahead and give me like the dollar reader, but go ahead, give me that upgrade to the quibo and we just give me strawberry. I had this thing in my head right like, all right, two bucks, ten dollars to give me straight. I'm good. I'm thinking that they were gonna be the short glasses because that's what they even showed. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be the short I'm

gonna have thirty of these. Yeah, so they brought out the tall, frosty glasses and when I first shifted, yeah, like the beer mugs and ship where the Vikings used to glasses after they killed kill a whole village and ship right holes dad as a ship walking around the neighbor dogs skinning around the states. Real Viking dog come on missing and they just got a fucking spit

fire roasting in the backyard, laying down the baby. I am down, so yeah, so you know, everybody's laughing at me because I'm the alcoholic. So I was like taking sit first, and that motherfucker was Look, you would have thought it was a Mexican behind the bar. If you've ever been in a Mexican establishment, you know what I'm talking about. That ain't racist. The facts. Yeah, drinks like they all heavy handed. They all heavy handed. So I take the first and I'm like ship and they

didn't know. They're like, okay, is it because it's strong or is it like I thought it was sour or something. No. I had that one fucking two dollars drink and that was it. After that, I was just sitting were just giggling, and we was just we had an amazing time though. But the music in that motherfucker we was like, damn. Mom was like, who got the OX? We didn't know until we were leaving. They got one of those you know, like the little digital things where

you can go up and do little DJ thing. Yeah, the little digital DJ was up there. Me and Tone. I pointed out to him when we were leaving. I said, that's why the fucking music was cracking over there. And I was like, if I would have known, we would have I would have ordered heads fronk, shout out the flying But like the amount of the amount of singers that were going across the table and the waiter

was just like he couldn't keep it up. Wine called one of our service flash from you from the fire Heartbeats, who he looked like, Oh yeah, we didn't go until eight o'clock yesterday because Wine didn't get off till six. You know, he'd be having to go wash himself, so he'll smell like meat. How true of the fact it is? But you say that, is it not the truth? You don't go home and watch your so your smell like me? Yes or no answer? He gets no answer.

I was gonna say something the chat when you said somebody smell like cat and pissed. I was like, cat piss and meat is a nasty combination trio of smells. Nigga and cat. Cat piss smell like they drink Hennessy all day all day. Cat pits smell like they just drink Hennessy all the day. Cat piss is the fucking worst. I just don't feel like cat pits and brought worst. You guys that question though, yes or no answer,

Well we we applause that that's what you do. How about that. I'll make sure that I would say that in advanced I'm glad that you don't come to punch smelling like me, thank you no, But it was like it was so much fun. And if we haven't had, you know, like as a as an outing since they've joined the pilot, we haven't had one of those. So for us to actually be able to go out and enjoy

ourselves like that, that's my first time. I appreciate it. Oh and one threatening Timmy because he thought Tommy was just gonna flake it and not show up. So yeah, I question, I question who you think I am, and like I just I just like flake out, like I know niggas will flake. I know niggas flake. I know there's niggas that flake like, yeah, I'll be there. I'm outside, I'm outside the parking lot. These showers pull it up, having going up to the door looking and

ship like niggas ain't out here. Now that's a straight up flake at least don't get on the internet. I don't know if anybody else called it, but I actually I was scared for a little bit because I remember how upset Wine got when tom wouldn't take him to get his chicken niggas and they didn't bring wine fries out right away, and he got a little bass in his voice when he was looking for my man, I didn't get my fries, so you didn't get one, or you didn't get to I didn't get my

fries. It was mad hena. Where my fries at? You weren't answering his question though you didn't answer. I'm glad you adminised, excuse me, and then you had to tell him that you ordered to. So when you told him that you ordered to, he was asking did you not get any of them? Or did you just not get one of the two. He didn't read so he was cooking, didn't or he wasn't the one that put the order in the one he was talking to Flash. Flash didn't put the

order. That's my Flash ran the back real quick and got your fries. I saw a Flash made a mistake though. When he brought out those eighteen plates for Tone, no, he kept but he kept out all of plates like I don't know who that's like, that's my hey. He even telling him, he said, ship, you could take some of that hot like Nigga already planned on it. H Yeah, that was because that was cool. Cool. That's been a long time we had cool left. I think

Bro just started too. You could have like like that was he's trying to keep his job. That day we was having. The other day was kind of loose. He was losing when we first walked, so much jail in his hand because when we first got there, Flash came in the got to be able to you know, we're standing that he was orders and yeah, yeah, he begged that he had he had to wait to wait. It was definitely as a Hawaiian silky with the fade you that. I think Flash

was the manager. He texted me now, but I'm definitely going back for the dollar mercury. He popped up out of nowhere today. I'm going back for the marcury. Yeah. We definitely gotta make this a regular thing. They got to remember us because listen, now, I was disappointed because I am used to Applebee's having some of the best finished tip And I don't know if it's because I make my shit so fucking spectacular. Now, if you've had it, you already know. But it just it wasn't hitting yesterday like

it just it wasn't. I mean, it was edible, but it was just it wasn't what I remember the taste in life. But I haven't had it in a long time. But that's salmon, not salmon, but that's salmon. They seasoned that motherfucker to perfection. Okay, but I haven't been like my appetitus with like I've been working out. I've been doing a lot of ship like the past six weeks. I'm actually I'm down sixty pounds over the past six weeks. Well, my cruise is coming up, and I'm

trying to throw this motherfucker around the boat. And I don't want to get like winded when I do it. Pine Yep, I told Okay, when she's you know, Carnival crew, they have a app, like a messaging app for you to message the people in your party. So you know, I told her to, you know, keep her phone on her because if I messenger J don't come back to the room. It's a fucking cruise ship. She better go line dance or something. Goddamn shuffle boarding. They got

comedy shows. Most of it is, Well, the entertainment is included. Ain't most cruises all included? Like the entertainment on the ship. Yeah,

that's included. Make sense because like specialty restaurants and you're like, how God fiery and all that, Like how he got his burger joint on there, like that's not included like that, like the shake house and stuff like, but you go to the ship buffet though, you're all inclusive food, like when we went to the Days like for me, Like for me, it's dope to know that, Like because they have a taco spot on the boat.

It's called Blue Iguana. I heard they but they're included. And you know how much I love tacos and shit, So I already know what this want to be. Like you can't, you can't see like, but you can't let niggas know somethingh it be all inclusive. Probably we went to the Dale's and it was all inclusive. We wasn't in that, We wasn't at the table for thirty minutes. This nigga ordered the whole left side of the other. Know the portions is gonna be that beat. That's because it was

all inclusive. Oh but you niggas went down there and ran up that hell of a bar tab, So that's different. Though. I'm just saying I've run up a bar tab because I don't believe they put all the alcohol that need to go in and all exclusive ship. I think this like they'd be partial with the alcohol. No, they was we got you gotta get a few of them, man, one we just got like bottoms. We couldn't have to, That's what I mean. Like it's bottom shehelf, but they

don't put a lot in it. Surety was poor. No, she was just a white girl with a lot of tattoos. You know. She wanted to go back to the room. But if you notice, there was a lot of a lot of sexual harassment on that. Juli Vista really had some interest in bartenders because one of them, our other bartender, he was very heavy handed, but he was also suicidal at the time. Nigga, how about this. Think about the population. You in a damn city of the

population of eighteen and they all work at the damn resorts. They locals. They ain't got what else to do, They ain't got no life. Being was at the bar side smoke man. Damn like that. Damn man, man were trying to offer the niggas pizza, pizza. You wouldn't try to be he was trying to fuck with the niggas. Probably he was cool. We was kind of signed. We we had left and came back. Any

wasn't there. We started off, yeah, yeah, if you would have met being that day, you were like, you know what, man, don't up my vacation was just hey, if my bartender is white, I fox with him. Yeah. So we on our outing, uh last night, of course we you know, we don't drop names, but we discovered a particular situation that we weren't aware of at the time. And this is what this video reminds me that I don't want to know. Wait, where is it? This? Ain't it? Which one are you looking for?

You're looking for this one down the couch. Yeah, yeah, okay, I literally was waiting to get rid of one. To add that one, you should be able to get rid of it too. Now. Yeah, for those of you who are going to be listening to the audio only, this is why you need to tune in line, keep keep the pillow right there, and then show it to I'm not looking at it ship, but a baby picture. Now you just crunching his face up like that, so that looks pretty. He must pay you to do that. Uh oh no,

get your fucking hands off me here on what him? God damn it. So I don't the ending part because how you just gonna make somebody touch your genitals and ship. That is sexual harassment. That's sexual assaut That wait, that just made me think about last night conversation at Applebee's. What did I just say when I introduced this? Vie was looking for a while, you were looking for the video to add it is what you're gonna do.

Stop treating us like your fucking children. You literally just got You asked me what were you doing? I just told you what I was doing. Like white noise, when he don't got to participate in the conversation, he get to do another ship. He'd be like, we just had that because that's literally how I introduced. But why are you want to act like you don't do the same thing because you literally do the same thing. I didn't say I didn't, but we're not discussing why doing it? Just talk finger over

here. The only difference between the conversation last night and this video is that somebody ain't turn it down. I turned it out somebody, somebody wanted to see who it was real to, somebody who used to have got it dick, that's crazy. That's the nasty work, don't you like? Come on, man, what do you want to do? Why to act? Do you think it's pretty though that doesn't because until until he did the he she them. I really thought that she was just showing her pussy. That's what

I thought, because I've seen that on the that often. So is this is this? I mean the context? Is it a woman who's transitioning to the Yes, that's what we can on a sou mm hmm, that's all. It was a freaking ass. And then so dog wasn't violent enough. I run for your life, run so fun. So my memories just popped up. This is a I was wondering why you should just stop talking. Well no, because y'all were squirreling. But no, that's uh, that's

crazy, like you just trying to that mother was strong too. He had to get that. That's what man, he laughed. It was how we said it. It wasn't the fact that because that is like I said, you can't just do that ship like here, touch my ship, Like you can't just do that started taking hormones up strong? How do you go through that process and ship picking what you want? Like all right, what are you going to look like? I don't think, Yeah, this woman is

close to the book, like I don't know. Number five they got him up there like the barber shop. Right, I can see that because they got boobies like that. Mm hmmm. That's how you get your silicon size. Yeah, I can see that. You gotta like really really dang, that's wild. She picked the size that she used to like, like actually going in to pick out the pussy that you want. If you could pick

your pussy, what would you pick the one I got? What? No, I'm serious, I would literally go and I would pick mine every single time. It's perfect basis. It ain't blowing a raspberry at nobody or nothing like that. That's all. Can we can we take a sports break for two seconds? Talk about Denver Nuggets going to fuck home. They lost Anthony Lewis. They came back and beat the Nuggets, Wolves going to the Western Are you serious? So New York went home in Denver went? I want

New York. I wanted New York to win to timber Wolves Mavericks in the Western Conference finals. That is fucking crazy. I love this new NBA beatou eight. Yes, it was down by like eleven they said it. I don't know how much it was down by. It was like halftime, it was down like twelve, they said. The biggest definit in uh Game seven history or whatever that was down by. But that's tight though. Man, come on, let's get this chip. Hey with Athony Edwards, Damn,

Boston gonna lose again. They will because they can't. They can't. They can with nobody, they can't fuck with You're just in te posts Indiana. Indiana might be Boston. No, Indiana ain't beating Boston. Their light Skin crew is more light skin than their Light Skin Crew of Boston. Now we all know that NPS is just ain't ship as a staff and the motherfucking crew they're just taking folks money and running with it at this point. But this

ship is just an excuseable. Like as a parent, like one thing that I am always doing one is checking on my kids. Great, Oh, she want to said, I'm an Indiana. I hate this state. I hope they lose. You gotta see a live performance that I'm an Indian animal. What you've never seen that? Oh my god. At this point, we gotta find that, yes, you've never seen that? Wow, that was That's how I said. There was a video of them wrapping it.

That's how I saw it on Facebook. But yeah, so people for whatever reason decided, hey, we're going to vote to give NBS this money, even though they have not told us what the fucking plan for this money is. I did not vote for it because you're smart, now, I said, you can't just ask for a few hundred million for nothing. Oh, it's for maintaining what motherfucker like, we need to know the plan. But people voted for it anyway, even though they clearly did not have this money

designated to any specific purposes. Can I say this? It was two hundred votes short. We need two hundred. Oh we need is two hundred people to vote to vote no, and it would it would have not passed. Motherfuckers didn't vote. That's all I got. Yeah, that that's two hundred motherfuckers, especially because like I just saw a story. It was just the last weekend. Jamanah said, Keith Boseley probably used it to buy more big

ass bow ties, big dumb ass both ties. Not wear. No, we gotta start worrying the bow But then I ended up seeing that they're talking about like laying off a lot of teachers and ship right, And I'm like, didn't you motherfuckers just but whatever, don't get me on my book, my soapbox. Yeah, but you as an educator like feeling the same way. It's a good sign and it's a bad sign. Like it's a good sign to show like motherfuckers is not just talking out of they ass putting down

nps. No, but it's a bad sign because it's you being on the inside, like you knew that ship I saying as your fault. I just got administrators got a raise. I was an administrator ship, all right, I understand. I get a raised. Teachers getting laid off. You got several empty ass school buildings around the city that you could sell that you choose not to sell. But yet you're gonna raise the taxes. You're gonna raise money from the taxpayers. You can sell buildings and make some money. Why

these baking As buildings you paying? We're paying for baking As buildings. You do know that, right? It's a it's a it's whatever school it is on on on silver spring. It's like, right up, it's on silver spring. Right when you passed like Sherman, I don't know what it's been sitting there, empty frown at home. Ride by the lights on? Motherfucker, How the fuck you got lights on in the building that I ain't been open for ten years. Who paying that ship? Who's trying to say I

hate that country? As at least they made some of them apartments. Because Jackie Robinson is a full blown thea said they ran the one real school board member of I thought about running, shoe did. I thought about running, but I saw they ran her off. That's that's that's a whole conspiracy. There's a there's a whole lot more behind that. Because me and her talked about that the other day. Oh you know what, yeah, oh we gonna talk about thatair No all the beauties. If I run, Shavandah you,

I need you to beat my campaign manager. She was very detrimental in an expansion of TDR last year, or they did. My girl thirty gonna be my campaign manager. She ain't gonna take much the one time y'all agree with something. Yeah, yeah, hey, I'm here for I am here, I run. And you know what, Shaboni gonna be just like a girl, bad, bad beach blind. She have her own alliteration ready.

But I saw this video and oh, boty wear aass nigga. I saw this video and I instantly got angry thinking about people actually voted yes, for that money to go to NPS for absolutely no fucking reason. Student who's passed three classes in four years and is ranked near the top half of his class. There is so much to unpack here. I don't know what to do for him. I noticed, don't get a chance. Sound like, yeah, playing for four years of high school, he's been moved back to ninth

grade. I didn't even know that was possible. Why would he do three more years in school? Might be time for a little job search or find a trade, just to be on the safe side. The school failed him, Yeah, they played their part. Four years. He has passed three classes. It ain't even a class a year. Frand said she didn't know that until February. You didn't want to know that, de fed Rich.

She thought her oldest son was doing well. If you close your eyes and just make believe you can be anywhere, because he was being promoted this past and alone, like, ain't nothing wrong. They do that all the time. In his first three years, he failed twenty two classes that's a football jersey number, and was late or absent two hundred and seventy two times. When you missed school, you miss out. It's a good kid. I'm sure he is. He didn't deserve that. Where is the mentor is?

Where is the help? Mama? Where's the U? Motherfucker? You don't get promoted in fucking the high school, nigga, ain't no promotion like your school, dumb bitch. So like, but that's something like I had been talking to jelly Bean about and I'm like, you know, jelly Bean basically failed all of her classes that first semester because she was sick. I think jelly Bean passed two classes that first semester was like orchestra and everything in like

all of her core classes she failed. So of course, you know, we have to put her in summer school this year. But even that pissed me off because it's like with y'all knowing that she was sick and all that shit was going on, having three of her teachers fail her like instantly, like y'all didn't even put the incomplete sin to give her time to try to

get her shit together like that, that pissed me off. No, no, no, but asshole, No. But what I'm saying is even now, like I am a freak, like my shit is said, like if I go on infinite campus right now, like, my login is saved, I log in, and I'm I checked when assignments are missing at this point and that woman's and that son's high school career, you're gonna tell me not got no mail, got no emails, You ain't been to no conferences,

you ain't got text messages, you ain't checked online, you ain't had a conversation with nobody. Ain't nothing coming through at twenty seventy two. You got a truancy letter that comes through because it's against the law to be out of school. Yeah, because I got a fucking truancy letter. And I had I'm like, dude, I've been in contact with everybody in the fucking school, the assistant principal, the fucking guidance counselor the goddamn social work and I

still got a truancy letter. And then I had to tell them like what was going on. And I'm like, well, we'll contact the school, you know whatever, to make sure that you don't get you know, bothered again. But I said, what the fuck, don't you know I sent truancy letters. I gotta go down to the post office and get them certified. You gotta get certified. You gotta sign for the fucking letter. You're gonna tell me that you don't get the post? She talking about being your

campaign manager, talking about them. She didn't already tells the security as center office. So what's up? Oh okay, she coming with right? She f said how she ain't no company, said she's done nothing, absolutely nothing, and then on the news talking like he'd a god damn this meurs, I said, where's the you that's the one that got me? Like, where were you? Kim said, I get a text on zip. Listen, dude, my phone, blow the fuck up. I get calls anytime

the girls show up two minutes late to school. Right, I got a whole remind after where teachers, principal and PTA talking all night every day At nine forty three a m. I will get student e Maya dinkins same time. I'll bet damn I forgot the call. She said, I got one for Oliber because he the youngest, and I stopped caring. Hey, you're the one on Areth. Where are the mentors? Where are the teachers?

Where are you? That ship is just wild to me that you are like so out of touch with your child's progress that you have He has failed every class except three classes in four years. Like, he said, that's not even a class a year that he's passed, and I bet they all gym And she said they can't promote him. The mama said that, well, okay, I know you like, well, you don't get promoted, but they do like credit based where gods in They're like, well, you know,

we don't actually like fail. Yes, y'all do, because if they don't have at least four credits by the end of us, the name automatically if you fail in your work, are say nine, you got consistently grade nine for four years? Well no, but if you listen to the story, it's said that they moved him back to ninth grade. That's never left. It did say that who's passed three classes in four years and it's right near the top half of his class. There is so much to unpack.

You notice that chance sound like you have plenty for four years of high school. He's been moved back to ninth grade. I didn't even know that was possible. Why would he do three more years in school? Might be time for a little job search or find a trade, just to be on the safe side. The school failed him, Yeah, they played their part. In four years, he has passed three classes classes years. That ain't even a class a year. France said she didn't know that until February. You

didn't want to know that. To Februarich, she thought her oldest son was doing well. But if you close eyes and just make believe you can be anywhere, because he was being promoted, it's fast alone. I ain't no wrong. They do that all the time. In his first three years, he failed twenty two classes, that's a football jersey number, and was late or absent two hundred seventy two times. When you missed school, you miss out. He's a good kid. I'm sure you. He didn't deserve that.

Where is the mentors? Where is the help? Mama? Where's the U? So like your middle school? Now? They just shuffled us the fuck along, yeah, so like and so like if you was like super like fucking behind, they what they called you was an eighth grade transitional so like I didn't get to participate in my eighth grade graduation, but they moved me along high school, so I still got the process of picking out our high school I wanted to go to. But within my high school classes,

I had an eighth grade transitional computer class. So once I completed that class, I was official. Basically, you were a freshman with contingent seasons, right, So once I completed that little program, then I was officially a freshman. So it probably took like six seven weeks to do all that compital work. Let's see, Kim said he had a teacher tell him he's absent failing. He has to stay after thirty minutes for each absence past a certain

number. He is so offended they call an absent failing. I said, well, don't be absent, nigga. He was a paul. But yes, they say he ranked the top half of the class. So that's fucked up because so he's not the only one. He's not. He cannot be the only one. Thought I was talking. I was talking the other day. I remember when I was doing the Bottalion with the Alphas and we had a bunch of you know, we had a lot of the top tier students, and we had some student he was a little rough, front edges and

went to Washington High School and he was one valedictorian. He was rough. He was just a rough dude, but he was smart. This nigga was Vallecictoria. He had like he had three point two, Like what the to be perfect? That's perfect? That was the highest g p A. I was gonna say, I had to be the highest three point two. But it's not bad, it's not it's not just the point that but I can see where the top half three point two is the highest and your class has

tourn it. Who's at the hunter some nigga like this nigga's act somewhere at the halfway mark, because if you at the bottom, you ain't that ship. Damn. You know, I think this nigga you wanting to talk about some that I should have sent my boys there them scholarships with a hit. You know what I'm saying. Urian had a two point h niggas is barely making it. School. I never really been my jam because I didn't get out of high school. I had to go to alternative school to get through

that ship. Hey, school ain't for everybody, tee, and for me it was more so. I was just constantly slapping bitches and sleeping in class. Had I Actually, me and my dad we just talked about this ship two days ago and I told him, I'm like, if we had to where you didn't have to be an actual fucking delinquent to go to night school. If we had like an actual night school option. He was like, we're even. He was like, honestly, he said, I feel like

they should have they should have pushed back to start time for y'all. I'm like having to do all like thing in the fucking morning, and then I've like my sleeping issues, and shit, I've always dealt with that, Like I've always had problems falling the sleeping shit. So I'm sleeping class all day and my teachers and ship would fuck with me because it's like I'm failing the entire fucking semester. Go in final exams, get a fucking A on the

exam. Bitch, you could have been doing this the full year. What was you doing? I passed this D is all I need. So I was doing the very fucking minimum because I'm like, I just I yeah, it wasn't you know the whole theory of actually going to school. I was bored in school. Like I said, I can go in and I can do the fucking work in the exam, but I'm like, bro, I'm not finna do all of this work throughout the year, and I know that

I don't have to and I can still pass. Niggas you get set up for failure and going to school and having lunch and then coming back and having like English after lunch, like nigga, who's who wants to read after you? Right? School should be overbody now, like for real, there's no reason go back smart and be bored easy. Yet you have we have to constantly be stimulated or we just alternative school. What's the best shit I've ever

that ass nova in my fucking life. Three hours a day, and since I was already programmed in conditioned from normal school to get up at the ass crack of dawn and be somewhere about seven o'clock seven to ten, don't mind it for duke while you motherfuckers is in the fucking fifth block. I'm at home and with draws eat. But check this out. We learned this during the pandemic, and guess what they did after the pandemic turn shit right back

to the regular ass shit all over again. It's the same ass formula A don't make no sense. Like everybody else learned that you ain't got to be in school all day or being at work or being a fucking building or do anything in the brick and mortar. You can do shit virtually now h Now we're gonna have everybody coming to school because it's a babysitting factory. I think

that's really what it is. Because people had the option to choose on if they wanted in person or not, and I think a lot of people it was like that want my kids out the house, they gotta go, so at least at least at least high school. At one point you'd be like, you know what you're gonna do. What you're gonna do anyway, if

you want to actually get to the next level, we're gonna do. Said they was a king fighting for their lives for a good class ranking, Right would great, Kim said, sound like the teacher's in the Mama need the I I E. P. She Wanta said, I would fuck with my teachers out of borderm Yeah. Man, it was just I can't imagine you as a damn being at home. Doesn't support capitalism. But then they did all this ship to get him back in the classroom just to fucking cook him

because I ain't had a goddamn air condition and nothing slow cooking. Kim said, Nigga, I graduated high school with two kids. I had to graduations, one of Lady Pitt's four seniors and twenty eighth graders and one at Marshall. At this school, I probably wouldn't even have to go to school and still be better than them kids. You said, I would make my teachers cry. I would hate I would hate you as a students. Hate it now, I don't. I don't like you now, so I can just

imagine now like I damaged to find it, get the fuck out. No, but I do feel like, you know, if I had the chance to like do it over, I would I would actually apply myself because I was smart as fuck and I knew the work. I just I didn't feel like fucking doing it. And we also I also feel like I would have had a lot more success if how our kids now, you see, they got the chromebooks and ship. They do all their fucking homework on the computers.

If I got to type all of my ship and I didn't have to actually hand right fucking everything, Oh, nigga, I'd have been a motherfucking scholar three hours if my work was done on computers. So I seemed like she was the same. The only book work that they made us do is because they didn't offer like if you needed an elector so like, because we're not offering gym where we're not offering art or music. Yeah, they didn't have no gym in alternative school. I knew it. I knew it.

It was rappel rousing as women at that damn school. Damn. But when when I went to Nova, nigga three points three points three point the only reason that I didn't stay and graduate from Nova was because there were certain credits from my traditional high schools that they didn't count, so they would have wanted me to graduate a year later. And I was like, no, fuck that, I'm out of here, So I transferred out semesters. The funniest comment of the night, who said, Kim said, I love school.

I had good grades, but I skipped regularly and was fucking how does the back half of that corre? You know what, hey, Kim, you would Troy my best friend, but one of my best friends he passed away. That's that was his thing. We had open lunch. We had open lunch because we didn't have Scott Stagger lunches. Everybody went to lunch at the same time. It was twelve to one. It was like an hour.

It was like it was the same length of a class spirit. That was long ass lunch period when you think about it, because most lunchpier is like twenty thirty minutes. So we had this nigga would he would always be fucking some bitch at lunch. That's what he did. Yeah, I told him. We went to people house and fucked for lunch and came back. I've told I've told y'all several times on this show that I used to rent my basement. I used to run my own little brothel and shit like I used

to look going the basement had it. I only shut it down because one of them holes had my shoes. Like that ship was kicking through the fence. That pussy was terrible. It was to wrap it back up and get it out of here, take it out. Dog upstairs, even depeaning but her sandwich, And all of a sudden, I'm like and and and like so, and it's like, y'all not familiar with my house. So it's like, as soon as you you come in the back door to the immediate

left, you descend into the basement. Right here you have there's a big ass deep freezer right here. Then you have the washer, the dryer, the big you know, like the wash bend and shit. And then there's a door that you go in where there's an actual like a living area, so you got couches, TV, dark board, like all this shit back there for you to have this scent trial. And it's like I envisioned it like the cartoons, you know when they put a hot pie on the window

sill, except it was fish. Yeah, so instead of the white finger doing this, it was green. It was green like perch walleye. Bro, that's how we know you work with meat all day, gun blue gill. But that ship like I'm mid clap. I shut that ship down, mid clap. I shut that ship down, like y'all got to get the fuck out of here, like no, get that ship the fuck out of here. And it's like it wasn't a thing where like you know, as soon as her pants pull up and you know, like it like it lingered

smell like a septic tank. And I was so upset because I'm like, I'm like, bro, my mom gonna come home and smell this ship Like no, I just she I knew she was gonna know, like you know what I'm saying, cause mama's at work. I'm I'm at home collecting funds and ship for niggas, you know, using my basement as a hotel. But it was just like, and bitch, what are you offended for it? Motherfucker, my nose is get your ass, Get the fuck out of

my house. Get out of my house. And the funny part about it is, yeah, not even in the go that way, not even in the good part. You are in the basement. You are being clapped between the washing dryer, and this is and this is proof there's a lot of niggas that don't get stone. Oh yeah, we didn't do that. He didn't care, you didn't care. He was clapping them, clapping them gills. Nigga was taking down cake. But but that but that was the thing.

It's like, okay, so I don't I don't know if it's like it started that way and just got progressively stronger after each turn because it was multiple guys. What whoa But she was getting trained. Everybody had paid by the hour. He was clapping, he was tapping his hand. He was a motherfucking pimp. She just got my granny ran a brothel that wasn't a brothel, that was a pimp. Imagine being fourth and like the batting order, and like by the time you get there, next that went asked ass

I can tolerate. That was some that was some other worldly ship. The second, second, third bag condom sex, the second, third, fourth nigga in the trains is some desperate ass niggas. And then you're sitting there watching your boys digging her out, and you'd be like, outside the door, maybe niggas was outside of rock paper scissors and see who went in next. But hey, if I wasn't next, I'm out first out. And then you know some of these niggas. This niggas just walked into the group

chat And what did I walk into? The nigga that played play basketball at lunch and don't take a shower nothing I used to. We're talking about the whole outfit, the whole school fit. There's there's a boy who was failed by everybody, including his mama. Why she's trying to ask her part because in his four years of high school, he has only passed three classes, and she's shocked and trying to wonder why he's being moved from twelfth grade back

to ninth grade. He never left ninth grade in right, Actually that's not gonna work at it. But telling him some why would he do three more years of school? She is he allowed to? Right, Nigga's grown at that point. No high school to twenty one, Yeah you can. But at that point if he eighteen, she he can't stay there. You know, you might as to go down atc STAM. You might as go to the technical stro just go testouts, just go Yeah, but no. And

so one of the comments said, you know, I love school. I had good grades, but I just skipped regularly and was fucking And I was saying how for me? It was? Oh? And then Tommy was saying, how like they had our lunches in one of his homeboys used to go clap during that hour. And I was saying how I used to rent my basement out, you know, for people to have sexual relations. I used

to make them pay me to go fuck people in my basement. And one of the young ladies had a very potent smell that was not you know, her friendly. Yeah, so I had everybody, uh, get the fuck out. And the funny part about it is I ended up fighting her and her friend. It was. It was unrelated. This is why. No, No, she's not even She's not even the one who I fought. I fought her friend. That was the one that was just Dayton, dude. She was part of that group. That's not why. But the one

who left the scent in my basement, my cousin Lily. She stumped her out so hard like she physically had She physically had the K with the K Swiss sign from the bottom of the shoe on her forehead before. Well, that's who it was. It's a very distinctive footprint. Yeah, said thanks Ma and me. Whoa. We definitely had our lunches and poor her laughing my ass off, yike trout pussy pop baby. Yeah, that way I was. It was right. I'm looking back, looking back, those our

lunches were like golden. I didn't realize nobody else had that because we didn't. Our lunch room wasn't big enough to hold everybody. You go to school, it's still it's still don't have They still don't have a lunch room. It'slarge enough for everybody. Since there stumping outward, that's what I mean that you would you would set your schedule up to accommodate and people that could fill up the lunch room. So if you don't have that lunch room big enough

to accommodate that, you just it's easy to make your schedule around. You start with your lunch and say, all right, lunch starts at this point, and all the other classes are other times. So everybody's lunch period was the same as a class period. It's it's it's an easier schedule because I have had a bunch, B lunch, C lunch, D lunch all that ship. That's what those big as schools have to worry about. Yeah, yeah, Mika, Mika. They had show winning and Wifish Bay had open

lunch. Actually we would, we would hook up with Waffish by chicks ha ha. No, I went to Marshall. We made our open lunch. We just leave and go to Wendy's or something. We'll yeah yeah, or we left one of the doors open and we just somebody would let us back here. Yeah, we made our own open runch there. I had a class at wifish Ba, I had that. I had a study hall before lunch. I had a class at wife spand study hall after lunch. So l like three hours mm hmm, stumped the cavear out of her well all

the eggs. This is a very, very, very crazy story because I've never heard of a doctor being sued for child support like this. Wait what But I don't know, Like I'm kind of I'm rooting for it though, like I really want her to win. Like people in the comments was being dicks about it. Well, I'm her, I'm a hoses. This woman is suing her obgyn for child support after she went in for a c section

and also requested that she have her tubes tied during the operation. The doctor forgot to tie her tubes during the c section, but he still wanted his money, so he told her that he did tie her tubes and he even built her insurance for it. A few years later, she took a little trip to France to celebrate her divorce and she wanted to see what that French action was all about. And she came back from that trip pregnant. So

she went back to her obgyn and said, how am I pregnant? You tied my tubes and he's like, I don't know, I tied your tubes. This is some sort of divine miracle. Baby, She didn't trust that, so she went ahead and went to a new ob gyn. Her good a little cat scan on her and was like, your tubes are not tied,

that guy. Lie. She has since given birth to the baby and is in the process of suing the original o bg yn because she said, these extracurricular activities in France should not have resulted in a baby, and since they did, and it's your fault, you're going to be paying child support. This could turn out to be a landmark case in the state of Texas because no one has ever tried to sue a non parent for child support before. All right, he can get sued and lose his license because he lied,

but the child support is epic, epic epic. No, yeah, I'll just ignoring her effect that she gallivanted her ass over to France and raw dogs some nigga in France. True, I know, but that's a nasty work. That's a nasty work. I didn't ignore it. I asked. It is just funny because as soon as I heard why she did it, I instantly thought about to celebrate my mother. That's that's what I thought about. I told you music, movies and all that shit. It's always it's

always something that's gonna trigger a line. But no in Texas and Florida, so she might win. It's the fact like broke, you lie. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You suing for the wrong thing. If you do the mild practice to you can get millions and millions of dollars. You looking for child support like live take the mill be good, maybe even get three because he lied and he built to the insurance company. Here is the reason why I feel like she's sucking up asking for child support because he is

asking for child support based on him being a doctor. Bro he's not gonna have had that license law, So after this case, he's gonna lose his license now with job is he gonna have you your child's word from thinking she better off going for the insurance because they I mean going for the mal practice. That's what they got the insurance. But that's why they don't make that. Some acts don't make a lot because they have to pay so much malpractice

insurance. Right, No, well, possibly can if he ever gets practiced anywhere else. Oh yes, I still Oh yeah, I tied, so I could go raw dog in France and you lie like you didn't say like, damn, you know what I forgot, but you lie, So then you committed insurance fraud on top of it because you build, you build my

insurance for something you know you didn't do. Raw dog in France coming on Tuesday, Wow, you really look at like pairents that's not a clean and then they don't circumcise across across the water shoes and her crisp giving him ass on the Eiffel. Mika says the caveat is if she got the child support, it would be for eighteen years practices at one time, but Texes don't come out of the child support. So she's trying to why are you not

suing the French nigga? We we I just want you fucking purpose, So she knew she was gonna suck the French nick. Hey, she fucked the French nigga. Was wasn't supposed to happen is a baby and it's like, we don't know if this was a random French nigga. This could have been a nigga who she been on social media talking to, Bean shared test with. She went over there to get piped down because she felt like I'm not gonna have no baby French dirty and he probably he probably got like Hiji problems.

They don't be using. They just funky and ship because he slept with some crapes. Hey, some funky crapes. I'm not saying that you get every crapes and crystals. It's just sounds like a fire. It's not crapes and croissants, crapes and groissos. Nasty word nasty. Probably you said, she probably don't even know that French nigga name no named sixty nine, Pierre peen Dad peen air. She said we would need to refocus. No, but that that like I do. But I am hoping all of the fun

for her. She deserves it. If she will, she's gonna win for you. I feel could just you could have just said, like, I apologize, you know, because maybe something went wrong that it took a little bit more time and do ship. Honestly, just all you had to do was like we didn't get it done. Let's let you heal and maybe we can reschedule for you to come get it done or whatever, or at least at least you know, like okay, or at least say hey, we

weren't able to tie it. We need to place you on birth control, like you lie and said, oh that's crazy, it's a conson. No, because I've heard I've heard people still getting say that's a miracle baby. See now now Bro said it's a miracle baby. Now I have to sit there because there are so many women that I personally know who said that they kid, they had their kid and got pregnant while their tubes were tied. So now I'm like, your tubes probably ain't tied. My God was there.

Doctor is ease because I feel like this is shit. He be on it's a miracle baby. Didn he just recently drop a new stand up. I don't know, because he be funny for no reason. To guys, word, that's crazy, that's crazy. They just get pregnant every day. I mean, it's not always a guarantee one hundred percent times of dudes. Bro, that's not like, that's not a moment. Swing her up like town, Oh, well off. Maybe maybe they need to air that case

on court TV. I need to see that whole case on court like this Nigga really told her like it's a miracle baby, like he tried to really downplay it, like I did, it, bro, that's it was. It was supposed to happen yo. So that means that dog was extra shady in the conversation because she was like nine, nigga, I don't believe you. I'm finn to go talk to somebody else. Doctor. That always. Cliff used to wear a bandanna, bro regular Yeah, got black. Sometimes

they put to keep their hair out to cool. Yes, you see where I got him? No, no, no, that's that. That's Bill Cosby who asked the problem. Cliff was a phenomenal physician. He was. He was a phenomenal O G. Ain't that crazy that that was? Ain't that's crazy that that was his profession? He was an ob G. He did that on purpose because I's where he wasn't no doctor in the pilot. I always wonder what makes men want to be O b G? Why? That's why is a man? Do you want that job? Because you a

freaky ass nigga? You just want bitches and stirrups all day? No talking about O b G. Y and men are the more male OBG. I think there are, honestly, but I don't know. I feel like they are because you have to choose, you have to declare what kind of doctor you are going to be. But my male ob gyn he followed his dad, so his dad because I don't y'all don't remember, I told you his dad delivered me and is the one who fucked my ear up, and I

didn't know that until after he had already delivered my kids. I'm sorry to hear that you lost your ear. But my whole thing is you became a doctor because your dad was a doctor and the ob gy and out all that. Why did this freaky ass nigga want to be a obgyn like because you know he he done told his son some stories while in med school. She

said, to better understand your mother's or partners. I will hope I can't ask questions for that and to be that person to support Eighty five percent of ob g y ns are women in fourteen or fifteen or men, so fifteen men of men doctors that I want to look at pussy all day. That makes sense. This is what I would like to do. I'd like to study the in the inner workings of them. So when you claim when you're

declaring your residence, Phant'm a fan, I'm a doctor fan. Freaky as freaky as niggad it's you would think, because you really know how that pussy work, but not in that way, not in a sexual way, but nig yo, I feel like in the scientific way check in for a reaction anything that has a front door. So I feel like, yes, you can learn the technically a side of how the vagina is supposed to worry. Yes, Mika, there is more to it than looking at vaginas, but

the majority of the job is meca inside the right, Mika. They do they wash their hand? Do they smell their fingers before they wash their hands? And then it's like and then it's crazy because like they pushing down on our stomach at the same time, just like keep feeling any paying here trying to make you squirt, like sir, I'm about to nut all over your hand. It's crazy just getting the feat just knowing that you pleasure the woman. She gotta walk out because of you. Yes, that's a wild ass.

Jobs much as I like you, I can't that cannot be my profession. You're right, you don't just look at vaginas. You also massage they titties. But we gotta pull our titties out for breast exams and may be massage. I didn't know that was that. That's why they started teaching how to do their own like the og and you're not like mature as an adult. That is definitely the job. She dropped trial when she got the enlarged clip. You just jumped back. Then you've got to take a consideration.

You see all kinds of pussies, good and bad. There's gotta be a class for preparation for that. Yeah, like pussy preparation of course. Like once you get done with your residency and you claim your field, then you have to go into your specialized class, and so that means you literally have to look at that all day in this presentation. Do you think they have a slide explaining beef curtains, Yes, because there has to be a scientific

explain explanation of how this happens. Yeah, they don't. They don't call it. You know how it happens, You don't. You just pussy is like a lottery. Okay, you don't know what you're gonna get. It's just you don't know. It was like a box of chocolates. It damn there is. You don't know what kind of pussy you go end up with. And and I can tell, like, pussy is not hereditary. Just because your mom got a certain type of pussy does not mean that you gonna

have that type of pussy. That's a wild concept to think that you don't have the same pussy that your mama had. I mean a lot of guys, but white people are weird. But no, look at guys, like if a guy has a little dick I want, does he blame his pops?

Pops don't claim like damn this, butch ass nigga gave me his little ass dick man like some do some do you stop drinking, you know, or like some niggas who've seen the pops neck and like it makes sense now I know why my shit touching my you know, damnite touching the top of my kneecas because you know where you got it from. That's that's just that's not that's not human, right, that's not right. Yes, the magazine and he was like he thing's got a face on it. She was like,

nah, but it's gone. It's that white lady with the weird face Arnold be. And somebody said, but it's gonna hey he fucked to get ahead. It works. No, No, it was like like, no, no, boys, he fucked to get ahead. What is it? Man said, y'all are extremely wild. You tune in every week for this, you say, I am crying. I gotta stuff drinking because they know where y'all is hilarious. Now we are unscripted. Now we we actually this funny. We don't. We don't write this down like this is all off

the dome. You know. That's that's the part about it that is off the dome, because that just means that we're that fucked up that she is just actively in there. And you just think last night, I was like just swirled last night. Last night, I was like we should be recording this. This is hilarious, like like it was gonna run out, come in and we got a time brand new set of material next night. Nigga, How you can't take life serious all the time? Man? Like when

we got there, the bartender look like Uncle Phil. I saw him weekend. I don't know if that's the nigger who was born drinks for us. I'm like, that's why when you was like goose juice, I'm like, they don't know how to make that ship up there, bro City, I've been here and I've never had nobody order because when she read off that the listics of juice, I was like, the drink great goose apples, that's

shitty. Absolutely, it was an apple. It was like it was orange, cranberry and pineapples, the basic, the basic pineapple and vodka, cranberry and vodka orange ORANGEA that's all. Yeah. Man, I didn't think it was gonna be like, you know, one of them all wondering, so I will I was the same. That's why I want hoping Dog would say, yeah, we can give playing videos from this couple before. They are fucking hilarious to me. Uh m, the dark skinned guy and he was

saying like if they're terrible people are not. Yes, yes, that couple and then the couple that be like first person move, gotta do this be the funniest one because sometimes they'll stop and they'll just have to keep ripping each other or whoever't rib has to do whatever it needs to be doing. That couple. I saw the video where she said the first one who moved got to do something with the kids, and it was so fucked up because he

was on his way to shit. Yes, it was the one where she just walked like she literally still had the key in the door, and he caught her, like, first of one move, we gotta make dinner to night and she literally standing down in the hallway with the door open, and people just coming back like, why is the door open? You're okay, yeah, But whenever I see them, I have to click the videos because the stories that people send in is fucking ridiculous. And I know what man,

milk smells like. It was in my girlfriend's wig and it wasn't mine. I asked her where she's been, and she lied about hanging out with her female friend. I didn't snap because I do my own thing. I got engaged to someone else, and I'm staying with my girlfriend to save money for our wedding and I'm not ready to move out right now. She planned the night out with her female friends, and I followed her to see who's blasting on my girl's face. Oh. I caught her hanging out with some

tall, lanky guy. I called her name, and when she turned around, I rushed to knock her out, but my punch was intercepted. Did he kick me? I was on the ground and he kept stomping me. I was in the e r when they moved my things out of her apartment and left it on the curb. Many of my things were stolen. I'm living with my fiance and her mother, and I hate them both. I missed my girlfriend. How do I cancel the wedding and get her back? You don't what a terrible person? That's a bad human? Bad yo?

What the fuck are you talking about? This is inside yeah, bad human. First of all, you try to hit a woman. Second Ally, why are you staying with the girlfriend to save money for the wedding if you could just But you hate them, then why do you didn't get your Why why you're crash? Bro? Oh my god, bad human? Milk's mill Like wait, yo, that's the wild part right there, Like why do you know he ran up to knock her out and his punch was intercepted.

That's what the he woke up and kick me. He's stumping me out. I woke up in the hospital. They moved my things out while I was in Some of them some of them are stolen. Some of them were stolen like this, this is America. So wait, he was engaged to get married, but he had a girl. But he had a girlfriend, so he's staying with the girlfriend so he can save money. Yes, and he was mad because the girlfriend that he was staying with now, who he was

engaged to. The girlfriend was out getting her face nutted on by another guy. So he was going to run up and put hands on this woman for cheating when she's not even a fucking fiance and got his ass and put out. And now he's trying to figure out how to cancel his wedding and get back with his girlfriend. No, no, no, I need to know. How did we get to the point where they didn't even ask why were you being jumped? Who the fiance in them? Like you're living with them

now, so you have no question. You didn't ask no questions about his previous living situation. He covered it up right, And where was he staying? What was he telling her that? What was he telling her like, have you never been to her house? Roommates? Maybe he pulled this, you know, like we could be engaged, but we have to live separate. It's against my religion to live with my girlfriend. I tell the marriage some people get that ship off. Or he was telling her that's his roommate.

This whole time he's been least he's something he was stupid, is what he was concussed. There's a lot of women who have him into my house in the midst of the story, and for that that come out. Did he kick me? I woke up in the e r as he continued, as he continued to stump me out, that wasn't important. The man Milk was the star of the store here. Yeah, that's how it started off. That's the part. That's my only question, Like that of distinct smell

was like, I ain't never stipped another name. He just they all smelled the like. I don't know. That's a wild question. That's terrible tears. I can't Hanny and apple juice, No, man, that is not a concoction. I don't he in red bullet is the best way. HENY don't know any anything Henny is trash. If I do, I have to because I went through a lot of Hennessy. I would not lie. I've

gone through a lot of hennessy. Because when I bought all of that liquor from the pop up shop back in October, that ship sat for a long long no how much liquor I had, because who the fuck was I paid for it? Who the fuck was I go give it away to for free. So me and him drunk. We don't even like hennessy, but we were drinking. And then you wonder why when I did my kick back, I got alcohol generic everything. I know that didn't matter. That's because yours,

like you were. You were giving your ship away. Remember mine, they drink even if they drinking. Were you like trying different ship with it? Or is this drinking? Oh? I got it was straight? Absolutely no, it was definitely it was apple juice. You know the space I told you or I said I got a space for you to do your thing. I actually did the event there on Tuesday. Yes, it will. It reminds you of five wise, but yeah, but I don't want to pay. I know. So Crowning Crown and Jack are sweet. I'm sure

that's why it's It's Crown is me. That's a sweet liquor. Crown is my thing. That was my granny drink. If I got to do brown, I'll down that cookie dough one wasn't that bad either. Whiskey is good because it hasn't sweet. It's a sweets. Matter of fact, I'm picking that up tomorrow. It's made with corn, so it's gonna be a little sweet and we didn't have the lights off that time either. What do we put with that? What do we mix with that? That day? Was

it apple juice? Okay, give me some juicy juice. So we're going to go ahead and get into this new video. Now we know that men love to put women through the fucking ringer. Okay, bullshit. See see here go movie thing again? Didn't remind me? And rescals, No, we don't. Yeah, so we I gotta pull up. Yeah, that

one's sun Okay. Yeah, So niggas love to put us through the ringer, right, And of course we are always expected to, you know, be the strong woman and stay and hold them down and all these things, even when we are not married. Even outside of marriage, people feel like we are supposed to be the ones to you know, endure all of this

bullshit in order to prove that, you know, we love somebody. But when the shoe was on the other foot, it is very rare that you see niggas telling men to be a supportive of their women, and they as they expect us to be of them. So here's our next video. Wait, oh, here you go. I'm like I had my fu the mouse on it, but when you deleted it, moved some up, got pregnant other things, and they just got to a point. You all got pregnant again. Why y'all together? Yeah? And it wasn't you now with me

and you stuck around? Yeah? I stuck around. I stuck around. Why here's the thing, So Caim Mitchell went on Club Sha Shay and aired the fuck out of his ex wife, actress Tysha Hampton. He accused her of cheating on him and getting pregnant multiple times by other men. He said they got an abortion during her first pregnancy, but then she got pregnant again. During the pregnancy, she admitted that the first baby that she had aboard

it wasn't his. He said he stuck around after their son, Larry Mitchell, was born because Tay he Should almost died during the birth. He said that after she became pregnant again and he knew the child wasn't his because they hadn't been sleeping together. He said once he found her at a hotel with another man and the cops ended up being called. Are you reading posts? Yeah, I'm reading a post, he said. The cops told him I

seen this type of woman, this situation. You need to get out of He said, he still tried to make your work as a family when she became pregnant by another man, but this pregnancy resulted in a miscarriage. He said. He finally left her for good around two thousand and four when another man that she had been sleeping with called him while he was filming a movie

and told him that they wanted to be together. Back in twenty twenty one, Taysha called Kell out on her social media accounts, accusing him of owing her one point two million in unpaid child support and abandoning his kids for ten

years. His daughter, a Lure, also backed up Taysha's claims via her social media, where screenshots were obtained of her private account saying that he provided financially, but he was not present in her life, so her social media said, I guess ten years without your children could do this to you. I am done being silenced. My father is the type of man to fake as if he's in my life, but he's not. He was there financially, and what I mean by that is he is only paid for what in

my eyes looked good on paper. He helped me pay for my first car, my high school tuition and my housing on campus until I cut him off for exactly this. I now live completely independently without any parental help. I did this to prove to my father that his money was never what I needed and growing up the way I had to. It boggles me that he'd even think that's what I cared about. But then I have to remember he doesn't even know me, so how could he. He wasn't there. A father

should also be there emotionally. A father should be there for their daughters in need. A father should provide. A father should just simply care. I was at one point homeless in college and my father not once and then it cuts off. They didn't put the rest of the post in there. Hey, I also want to point out y'all see how I am able to read things out loud continuou being smoothly. I don't believe a lot of you motherfuckers on Facebook can do that. Shit. That was an unnecessary jab but true.

Yeah, I don't feel like y'all can read out loud like that. I feel like y'all do like this. Y'all gotta follow along with your fingers. I remember that little bouncing ball. I have the ability to actually make subtitles. Do that? So I have a question. Now, so that young lady is that his actual daughter? I think that when they looked alike, is that one of them more fun kids that just came up out of

nowhere? I think that's the one that actually, if you are one of those little motherfuckers who came up out of nowhere, fuck you and how you feel. Ten years ain't long enough that I shouldn't have been in your life? The jazz nigga, you're not my kid. What kind of emotional support do you want? You're not my kid? But where's your real dad? But that one looks just like him? Though? Now if that's his actual

gig, yeah, call you fucked up if you wasn't there. But Bro, if you wanted to make believe to take it to the fair, I don't. Okay, make believe baby calling me out on Instagram talking about how to make care. He be bro, trying to make me believe I'm your daddy. But nigga, no, that's not what's going on. All right, Well I'm playing Deuvil's advocate. Maybe after so many times of like Kid two and three not being his, he was like, fuck it, I'm

just gone. Ain't no fucking way. I'm out this lot altogether. I can't trust none of y'all. Now you supposed to be This is a situation where Brian McKnight would have been okay with resetting the timeline. You reset the timeline in the middle of a movie. He just woke up, was like, you know, these these kids I got ain't there. Although not being there financially, I understand I'm not being their presence. Uh, only being

there financially is a big problem to see. But he was. He took care of He kind of took care of her pretty good, to pay for her high school tuition in the car and worldwide in college. After that point, nigga, did you cut me off? And now you home? You at at the end of the day issue mama fault. Yeah again, as long as she wanted to make believe baby, she had a gap on her too, just like he did that. She looked like, that's his kids. I swear when he wore a dress from all that one time, that's

what he looked like. I mean, it's only foul because of how she wrote it. She wrote it on the back of her mama feelings, right, So it's like like almost like backing her up. Almost. Yeah, it's a little it's the timing of it don't don't sit well with me. After he aired her out about being how she was forward because I wasn't in

town. The kids would support their mama, and she's definitely supporting mama by putting this out there back like basically like hey, hey, yeah she did hurt her, but this is what he did and what she put out there he did ain't nowhere near as as here as what she did as the mama did. So ain't she an actress too? I believe so. Oh, I had to get to the last line tell her no, I didn't see nothing like that here at the studio or my car because Lee would have definitely

found that Joe jo key chain in the back seat. By now, I don't know that that's not as that's not as trashy as a brad mean, we've heard Bryan McKnight is that's that's low level. That's low that's low level. Dog reset his whole family timeline. I'm talking about just just the daughter. Now, I don't feel like she was that was fireless. Fuck, So I don't want anybody to think I'm condoning that. What I'm saying is

like so many guys having the reaction of Shannon Shark. I'm like, bro, you have had babies on like me seeing certain people coming, It's like, bro, your bitch didn't even leave you, Like, so I want you to show her this video and show her your comments so that she can get it together and order. He was out of order for that response in front of him as he's actually telling the story, Like what you like, that's not That's not the type of journalism you should each exercise. First of

all, my man, he says it all the time. He said, if you looking for journalism, this ain't show podcast. But as you having a conversation with somebody who was airing there like being vulnerable as he was, that's not the response. That's that's that's what you came here for. You if you watch my pop that's just like if you come and sit in front

of me and you watch this pod, it's bound to go off. The rest He is going to say something is not consistent because if somebody say it's something inappropriate by one of his friends, men, Oh no, I can't let you say that. That's my person that's my guy. I ain't can't. He's defending other people. He's pick. He picks and chews. I don't. I don't fuck with like that Sharks podcast. If you give Romi Roam a microphone, just it's nigga ship. Are you not supposed to chews?

It's nigga ship? No, what you mean? Tommy wants a universal across the board. If you treat everybody, treat all your guests the same. Why are you gonna treat let somebody come on on the show with bad mouth tone? But if you want bad mouth for another nigga that I don't funk with, that's your business. Don't say it about my homie. But if you're talking about something that happening, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna talk about all you. But I'm not gonna sit here and shame you for

you just you. I'm not. That's that's low dog saying. If I'm here saying that, and then if you watch my platform and you see what the fuck go on here, I'm keeping it consistent across the board. You don't do that for he don't act like that with everybody. You don't act like that for every but he was completely out of actually him out done that. He's completely all like what you want, he'll never do watch all of

them. He don't he found like that. He tried to remain talking about the same person who couldn't fathom that Brittany with the Brittany Renner had such a high body count. Yeah, she told Shannon how many dudes she slept with, and he couldn't fathom that. Ship everybody else saw them was like, yeah, I mean did he go that far? Shut out? Like she said, third body count, got the fumbling the papers and taking drinks and ship like, yeah, he couldn't fathom a woman sleeping with that many guys.

Yeah, antics, Like I don't like that. He's always he did that there, that's I don't like that answer. I'm consistently not liking alantics. He's always over the top. Ship. It's like, come on, chill out, act like a grown ass man, Like, all right, that's not that's why you don't consume the content hip hop purist. You're purist in all forms. There with the button up and no was gonna respond. You canna respond, you don't have to. You stayed with a niggas like

like, dude, I would have asked him the same question. I would have asked him, but not like that. So you you stayed with it because I'm not shoying my personality not that big. But I definitely would said, damn you stuck around. He stuck around. That's that's that's wow, that's wild. Its eventually twice my nigga. But but to bring but to bring up she brought like extra ship. But to bring about this little booty out to bring me me his point, that's who needed flipped the strip,

flip the script. The niggas be like like sid bad, Like hey, I've been through all this ship. He on his death bed with a stroke and he talking about he Aaron Dirt. He didn't did and she stuck with him, and that's like comploted. So he was on stage, he's dead. Women went she had to help him out to the thing, and he's like, man, this woman right here, she really one. She should have been left my ass like yeah, bro, my my entire left side don't work. But she got me right. I mean, life is subjective.

I just want to for you, worse for you, and was not was not. I think that's out of order. He stayed his response it's like we like you were mad at his response. We mad that Caroll is out here takeing care of babies is not his. That's what I'm upset about. That's what step dads do, man, That's that's that happens every day when you and I get together and you already had babies. I'm not feel your nigga. Do you know how many how many women take care of niggas

babies? Niggas? He didn't let her who stay when they have outside that happened that I had that kind of over response as if it don't happen on the flip side, it's completely ridiculous stay, especially for this nigga to be a professional athlete. You know, God damn well he had outside kids. But you know all the niggas on the damn squad had outside kids all right. Like for real to act like that, like act like you've been there kind of thing, like, yeah, that's some ship. I've heard some

ship like that happened. That's crazy that you stay. I don't have kids or outside kids, and if you have kids outside of this ship, I'm personally not hanging out with you no more. That's why decision not saying that this ship don't happen every day. I just don't know if I want to be on that side of the niggas that hang out on that side of this shit happens every days, I'm saying, and nobody is saying that you have

to. But the thing is, we know niggas who have been in that position, and you if you didn't have that type of reaction to they bitch staying, why would you have that reaction to this podcasts, theatrics and why. I said, that's why he don't and that's why I don't like the ship that theatrical Again, I just explained that he had the same reaction that he don't have to you don't have Brendany Rinter was like, yeah, but he don't have to do that. He's already got his He got to go

over the top to do that bullshit. He ain't gotta do that ship. He's I mean, bro hopped out with the outfit I would have had on from fashion over with the bag, So give me really, and I feel like that's what like I feel caught him out on that ship too. He said, I know what you did to get here? What is that? Oh, we didn't even talk about that the dish track. Yeah, got to stop rapping. Shock Shack left that nigga a nicely worthy email, was like, Hey, but chas nigga, I'm the gold I'm dominant. Don't

funk with me. Google me, google me. But for him to start wrapping, I was like, Sho, you're doing a lot, doing a lot, bro I had. I had a lot of respect. I had a lot of respect for Shannon Sharp and now everybody going, bro, I don't have a lot of respect for him, just based off of how he's kind of transitioned into what he's what he's doing that that that ship like that was. That's that's a whole ass response to me. I feel like you're

from the venture off the hate what because hates one man? That's a whole ass response. No, he we we that's a whole ass response. I thought that was a whole ass response based off of all the knowledge he knows about motherfuckers in the world. I heard it just a good earside. I didn't say anything. I heard it well whatever I said, no one else, something about me loving somebody, no, not you. I heard it

about the speaker. I can split. I couldn't split my disdain for listening at the same time, Hey, hey, hey, Tommy is now officially he's got part of the inside joking you got what You're now part of the family. You have an inside? Yes, yeah, he was saying there, my man, that's nasty work for EVA. So throwing all kind of

ass on TICHTOK, because everybody saying that. Yeah. Unfortunately, so due to you know, the video that we just watched with them saying that, hey, you know call he was paying you know money, but he wasn't there. I have another video, and this one I'm actually going to ask like y'all opinion on because of certain like with me reading the comments on this video. So I want to discuss not necessarily like the video itself, but like the comments and how people look at it and saying stuff. And I've

been trying to look down there to see what video's gonna pick. I just got to be patient. Yeah, stop looking at that was low? Hold on, you gotta start to sober, right. My daughter told me December don't text her her numbers ship be deleted in my phone because you did not show up to my graduations. I told you if you didn't text messages regardless of what she said. I still reached out and tried. But I want to hear this because the language that your daughter wanted her graduation and I definitely

understand that. And again I was told my wife can't come to the graduation. As a man and a father, I'm doing my best to show up on my own. This doesn't All I needed you to do for me was answer the phone and just say graduation with her? So how can I answer? I have stuff to do, so now on you. Why are you just calling keep saying this because you didn't showup because you didn't have to ride. I was trying to reach out to you for transportation to make it a

two hour ride from where the airport was to your graduation. That was it, and I needed two minutes of your time to say, yesterday, I can give you a rider or no, I need you that even those excuses you getting right there. And I'm saying this is the third party who wants to see this heel and the excuses that are not helping this. You can't put it on a child to say you haven't picked me up. I'm not sure anything do what she did in that situation. You are blaming and to

own anything a child I want that graduates with her. So I'm an talk right here in college. He's no longer a child. How she was fully aware of that and told me, and you told me that. That's why I had to join up, because you said I'm not a child, and that the deal you text messages. Now, I don't have flood chickens from my mom that yet from one my grandma said not and I have one for you. Your medicine couldn't come. I don't know her, I don't care

what I want one with jillship with hey, and I was. I didn't bash you, I didn't not bashing. I was definitely okay that my wife would in come. What I wanted my daughter to do was given a father a ride because you never have a license because of her child support. So how else was let's okay, get there child. I didn't say you did. It's a state us, but I still had no way that was this care for a little help. We're here for what you listen to your daughter.

I'm listening to you. But everything i'm saying you you're telling me again, I'm hearing you tell me I'm lying. I just sat it and told you I'm sorry for my mistakes, but let you tell it. I'm lying me. Guess it is. Why did I take you aside? I don't want you to have my number no more? Why did I say that? What you said was because your new family of your step daughter and your wife. That's what you're saying about you. But I didn't make any of that

conversation about you. I said, I don't want to go through that Christmas? What do you want you? Listen, I don't want nothing. Give it to your wife and your step daughter. So I didn't make it about amusing you threw them in that conversation. Who don't want their dad? You'll sit here alive and I do, and I don't lie. I'm sorry alone. What do you want me to do? Come? Sorry? Come your kid? We want seven years? Seven years? When you can you can't.

Let's beep around. There's the only way to get there. How was I gonna get there? If I physically do not have any travers how can I travel? I can't get Renee. This is not your ex wife, this is your two things. First, I can see the breakdown of communication when it comes to you and your daughter, and it's up to you to be better in that communication. She has her pain, she has her experiences, and there's a little girl she needs your help to heal that. But

you can't match her. And secondly, it's unfortunate right now, but brother, I gotta tell you you're wrong for your train of thought. And it's just the truth. So the comments, we're focused on the step mom not being able to come. You don't care about her. I erased her from this whole conversation. And that's why I wanted to when I told y'all that I wanted to talk about the comment. The comments were girl by that's his new wife. Whatever whatever she could like, she had one ticket, she

had four tickets. Right. This is similar to our situation because when Re first graduate, the first time she graduated, going into high school, it's a fucking it's a middle school. Like you know, graduation, we're in a fucking gym. They don't got no space like that. This ain't the fucking Panther Center, right, So we have a limited amount of tickets. And when Jelly being graduated, we had even less tickets than before. So

when regraduated, who do you think she is going to invite? She is going to invite the people who are closest to her, the people who have been there for her, and the people who she has relationships with, and she has the right to do that. She had the four tickets and she picked three people and had one ticket for the father, right, So it was her mom, her grandma, her sister, and her dad. Yes, and dad basically wasted a ticket. It could have been somebody else state

could have got that ticket. But yeah, but she she wanted him there. And it's like, well, how was I supposed to get there? You couldn't say, baby, give me some money for a uber? Why should do that? Can a taxie? My nigga. He just wanted to throw in, but well, I don't got no license because of child support. Well, if you don't got no licensecase the child support, that's because you ain't been paying your child support and that's why you should have suspended.

Right, Like, we don't know how this works, my nigga, Your child support get suspends your license. Yeah, if you are not paying and you're behind, they will suspend driver's license and any like kind of recreation license. So like if they hunt fish do all of that kind of shit. Fun but the money but they wouldn't do that, and I was actually mad because they wouldn't do that. To read that, and I was irritated. He was like, well, you know, suspending the license doesn't help because

the blah blah blah blah blah. And I was like, I don't want to hear that because he is driving taxi cabs for a living, because he knows that that is self employment income and you guys cannot take child support out of that. So he is using that license to provide for himself, but he is not helping to provide for his kids. So I don't want to hear. I don't care, nigga. If she can't eat, you can't eat. But you ask nigga like you, I did not make this child

by myself. So in that, was he saying that he didn't want to go without he was saying, no ticket, no skate. Let me see. Was he saying that she didn't want to go because also because his new wife couldn't go either. No, he's said he was okay with her not going. He just didn't have a way there. Uh, the step mom

is not the issue. He's the motherfucking issue. It's your daughter. Don't make it seem like you want to be a part of her life and in order for him to do so is her fault that you won't try support and your license is gone. Boy boy, that was kee uh Mika said, I didn't even think about the step mama, not even the thought this is about this girl's relationship with her dad. Uh so, so the step mom could have like drove folks there, because I'm still trying to put two and

two together, Like step moms could have given him money. The step mom apparently give you a ride. Well, she gave him to the airport from what it from what it sounded like in the video, she transported him to the airport. Once he got to the airport, Bro, why you don't have no money? Yeah, Like why you didn't have money to uber or different? If you ain't if you ain't ever gonna flex asking daddy's flexed like a motherfucker at the damn at graduation. They flex like the like they've been

there all they fucking life. I've seen it a billion time. Didn't give her the chance because she didn't give him a ticket, and he was upset and like fussing at me because he feels like he was entitled to a ticket, as her dad. I said, I said, I'm not gonna make her give up tickets when this is her day. This is about her. She wants to share her day with the people who have been there and been involved in her life. You know who had a ticket? Me and this

man wasn't even together no more. Marvin his mom had tickets to her graduation. They did graduation. I think father, learn is that when you made the decision to be an absent to your father, you made the choice to not fuck with your kid. Cool, but you gotta understand that when you try to make the decision to come back around and spend the block, that now we got the choice to not fuck with you the same way you made that choice before we was even here. Do you fuck up? You are

a fucking stranger who I just happened to know your name. That's what I'm saying, Like, why don't fuck with you like that? Like why do you think that you're entitled because your name is somewhere on a piece of paper that say you my daddy, big Foot? Why you think you were entitled to like big mamas on my life? You're not so just because you you didn't help me get here. That's what you wasn't with me when I was

shooting in the gym. Nigga, you wasn't there to show me when the gym was That what I'm saying, Hey, but but but but she was giving him the opportunity to act like he was and that was he dropped the ball because he wanted to bring her. Why did you want to bring her? I would have burnt so many motherfucking credit cards. I would have been borrowing somebody gonna give me money for a fucking uber to get to my baby.

If that's what needs to be the facts, big, this huge niggas the really said after airfare Transportation TV, looking like a bitch, looking like the biggest bitch he just said, going back and forth with the man that's my dad. I could never you lucky. I gave you the spare ticket. I'm doing you a favor, like she ain't even trying to tell you, like my nigga, I did this because I didn't have to. I didn't like she gonna go home like you make up. You made me look

so. You told me that they just just loved you. Now you got me out here looking bad. You me and my ex wife, ain't been together for years, and we go to graduate, you swear with his family different. You are active, that I understand. But the fact that without being active and you still invited and you own national fucking TV talking about that's the killing part. This is the killing part is there were so many people

in the comments against the daughter. The daughter was one hundred thousand percent correct, but I want you to like, there were so many people in the comments against the daughter talking about she a child. She don't tell no grown man that he can't bring his wife and girls he she can't bring. He can't bring her his wife because he only got one taket. But wasn't this our college graduations. I don't know even I'm a grown woman, she's now

an adult. So so this is text message because'all know I keep everything. June sixth, two thousand ninety. Yes, he calls me t meek. I hate it, but whatever. He says, Hey, t me, I need two tickets for reuse to graduation. I said, I'm confused. Now, retold me you told her you didn't need a ticket weeks ago, something about you could get in without it, so she didn't have to give you on So she had me pass them out four already or are you trying to get two for your mom and wife? I can see if the

school is willing to give to extras. Wow, out of five tickets too should have been mine. I wouldn't do you like that, Yes you would, I said, Whoa, our daughter said when she spoke to you, you told her you didn't need a ticket For all, I know you knew someone at the school, so you were saying she could give it to someone who needed it. There are four people in this house alone, so you wouldn't have been able to get to anyway. It's me, my mom,

Jerome, and Maya. That's already four out of five. You're her father, and I never stop you from attending. But that's what she told me. But don't speak to me about splitting things and fairness. It would be

fair to split taking care of her. We don't, and I still don't get on your case about it. The people in this house are going because they've been consistently involved in taking care of her, not just because Jerome is going over my own daddy because he's been here helping with her from day one. So not even my biological father, her biological grandfather was going. My stepfather was going because he deserved the ticket. Drome actually trump a lot of

niggas, Yes, like a lot of niggas. His name, Drome, Yes, that's not his name. Teacher boys are a squabble. When he comes home. I will never look at him, Zame, just because that is a clipping the work. Yes, so even even our own blood got trumped by my stepfather, because my stepfather has been there from day one, consistently, every single day, every day of her life, he has been there, and their bond is like like she got a lot of life lessons

from Drome. Yeah, so it's like there meet his game. No, you only said that because we pot keep it up, keeping the blood dog, keep it the jeron don dropped some gems on ree. You not gonna knock that man for it. But you're not gonna knock that man. Don't eat the coontail. Yeah, but I you out here making Daniel Boone hats for Red Marvin had Marvin came to her eighth grade graduation and Marvin was at her high school graduation. Her father was at neither one of those bitch ass

feelings. So it's like, I'm not gonna tell this girl that she has to include you in something that she don't feel comfortable including you in because you haven't built that relationship with her. But but like that, that really pissed me off to see packing this girl because they're focusing on the fact that she was Like, dude, like who is she? I don't know her. I have four tickets, my mom, my grandma, my sister, and you, And they're like, well, if my wife couldn't come, I

wouldn't go either. That's fucking stupid. This is why we have so many shitty ass parents out here. Duces stay home. Because it got to appointed with him because he had he did, he had. I was actually surprised, like he had paid for an outfit for her for graduation, and I was like, if you won't, I can. We can return this outfre and you can get your money back, like cause it could if you feel like, well, I bought it, I should be able to go,

like she's telling you the any one. Keeva said, the difference is the level of the relationship with you time and you're an active dad, yes, but you also have a personal relationship with all of your daughters. It's one thing to be an active dad and to be an active dad with a positive, active relationship with the kids. Facts. That's why I say I understand POV, but he don't apply to him. Yeah, she said my dad was an active dad, but as a teenage girl, we did not have

a positive, active daddy daughter relationship. It was transactional and my mom stayed married to the nigga until currently. But I felt at the time, if I didn't tell my dad a bro I graduate Friday, I probably would have gotten the kicking funds I received at that time because with my six tickets, Buddy would have had to flip a coin with my uncle. And that's how I am. Like. My dad was not an active dad with me, but my sister he has never missed a beat with her. But that's like

my mom. I lived in the house with my mom. My mom, I don't consider her like active parenting she was. She was a hell of a fucking provider. I didn't want for nothing. I didn't need for nothing. We ain't never have no fucking water shut off, no lights off. We ain't had no rats, roaches, none of that shit. Like I I grew up in a very you know, amazing environment. I just didn't have that active parenting from her. She wasn't nurturing, she wasn't motherly,

she was you know, she wasn't any of those things. All my mom gave a fuck about was running up a check. My mom has always been money. So when you say that your relationship with your dad was transactional, I hundred percent understand that because all my mom gave a fuck about was running up a bag. Bree was about her bread, and that was it. There's so many women out there right now like that who got kids. So the cycle continues. So we have Uh So, I got a couple more

videos to go together. One I'm going to say for the end, because I don't want to end and on like a fucked up note. So that's gonna be my like taking us out on a on a comedic you know. Oh that means we're gonna talk about him now. Yes, it's a terrible transition. Bad Dad's bad diddy, Yes, absolutely, hold on. Keiva said, my daddy was strictly the bank. If I needed any funds, I had to go to him, conferences, all the important ship. If I didn't remind him, he wouldn't have been there. Yeah, my dad

is as terrible as a grandfather as he was a father to me. So yeah, now my mom was you know, I'm not active for me, but she was very active in being a grandma to the kids, and I felt like my kids were like a second chance for her. My dad said fuck that first and that second chance, and yeah, god yeah, popid the time he said that one. I feel like my dad did that too, and then he realized that by resetting the timeline and she was in my

other brother, he chose wrong. Yeah, because he gave Corey everything he wanted. Corey. I don't know. It's not the one that liked titties, That's all I'm saying. No, I think is that the one that was the cop? No, that's another one. Yeah, she's always lested after my brother. He was on the light skin side, wasn't it. Yeah, that light skinned one that's through marriage, that's not blood blood is the one the chef? Okay, through marriage? What was his name?

Okay, what is his name? Now? Jesus Christ? Did he transition? He's married? Get out my family, dog, get to your story. Hey. Yeah, but I want to go ahead and issue a trigger warning for anyone who is listening, because we are heading into a domestic violent situation. We will be talking about Cassie and Diddy. So thank you for

tuning in and you know, sticking around with us for this long. But you know, if you know that this topic is triggering for you, I will definitely ask you to exit the pod and thank you for coming, and we will see you next week. So I'll give you a couple of seconds before you go ahead and start. Yeah, so you know I'm gonna give y'all another five seconds. Another five seconds, Okay. So over the weekend, video evidence was released of Diddy abusing Cassie and it very much matched what

she filed in her lawsuit. Just that was just six months ago. That was November. So we were gonna play that video first and then the bullshit that has followed it. This one. I don't remember his head he had that much fore head back then. I don't think so, bro, he did. I don't know. His head wasn't that big, bro. It's probably just the angle of that one. Oh no, all right, So this video show Sean Diddy. New surveillance footage obtained exclusively by CNN appears to

corroborate some of the allegations of abuse against music mogul Sean Dinny Combs. The video, captured on multiple cameras, shows Combs assaulting his then girlfriend Cassie Ventura in a hallway at a Los Angeles hotel in March twenty sixteen. A lawsuit filed by Ventur in November last year and settled the next day reference actions that

seem to match those scene in this video. There is no audio. According to the complaint, Combs became extremely intoxicated and punched Miss Ventura in the face, giving her a black eye, which, according to the lawsuit, prompted Ventura to try and leave the hotel room. The surveillance video obtained by CNN begins as she enters the hallway. The complaint says as she exited, mister Colmbs awoke and began screaming at Miss Ventura. He followed her into the hallway

of the hotel while yelling at her. The complaint goes on to say he grabbed her and then took glass vases in the hallway and threw them at her. In the surveillance video, Combs can be seen grabbing Ventura and throwing her to the ground. As Ventura lies on the ground, Combs then kicks her twice and attempts to drag her on the floor back to the hotel room. Ventura is seen picking up a hotel phone. Comb seems to walk back to the hotel room, then returns and appears to shove her in a corner.

Moments later, he can be seen throwing an object in her direction. According to Ventura's now settled lawsuit, the pair began dating several years after they met in two thousand and five. They parted ways in twenty nineteen. Comb's attorney

said the decision to settle was in no way an admission of wrongdoing. Ventura declined to comment on the video, but her attorney told CNN the gut wrenching video has only further confirmed the disturbing and predatory behavior of mister Combe's words cannot express the courage and fortitude that Miss Ventura has shown in coming forward to bring

this to light. The video hasn't been seen publicly before and comes on the heels of a series of civil lawsuits alegend Comb's involvement in sex trafficking and sexual abuse allegations. Combs has repeatedly denied. In In December twenty twenty three statement. Colmbs responded to the claims and all the lawsuits, saying, sickening allegations have been made against me by individuals looking for a quick payday. Let me be absolutely clear. I did not do any of the awful things being alleged.

CNN has reached out to representatives for Holmbs for comment. All Right, So the answer Kiva's question, A lot of people are speculating that Diddy bought the tape from the hotel, which is why he did it. Was he bought it for fifty thousand. Yeah, so and when they did the home raids when they got a hold of it, which is why it's just now being leaked now. Yeah, And my theory is fifty did that shit,

which is also believable. Fifty because Diddy's son made a song talking shit and going at fifty and fifty was like, oh, this is what you want to do, little nigga and drop some bread and got that video released because that just seem right up as a right. Definitely fifty. So you okay, Tommy, you look disturbed and looking at these comments, the money ran out. Motherfuckers don't give a fuck, But he l c and they are too because it's video crazy. I believe fifty. I believe fifty got it,

and I don't believe. I don't believe that fb I got got the tape. I believe they would have came out when they went through that because they said they didn't find anything. It's just it's the timing for me. As soon as your son start sucking with dog and make this little rap song and ship, now all of a sudden, the video drop and you know that niggas fucking why Petty Oh ain't like your daddy ever? Yeah, because they got they let this be. Fifty been telling niggas since forever that nigga

is funny in the light. It's this this Hedrick Drake beat got a lot of niggas feeling themselves. He's been saying Diddy was a funny nigga, all that taking niggas shopping. Because as soon as it dropped, Fifty was on Instagram post some screenshots and with captions and ship. I'm like you mother fuck And if did he? If Diddy bought it for fifty, how much that's not a lot? Actually it's not. It's not a lot. You don't

think fifty would be like shit? I get you a hundred for them because and that was fifty back in twenty sixteen, right, so now in twenty four not double that shit? Right, And it's in a heartbeat and hold, that's one whole episode of power and and I guess I can just picture fifty mailing the tape off the CNN, like when bitch ass Chauncey did that shit and minute the Society when he mailed the tape off. I feel like that was fifty. Bro, I'm not gonna be laughing to get a hold

of right you got tape. I feel like people would have just left Chauncey alone after taking his al. He wouldn't have did that. His own boy was like you walked, He's like, you see our dog beating his eyes as I came, did you? Hey? He deserved it though he was being rapey nigga, he was being all right, hey, hey, before that, who are here? It's me wax punk as as Shauncey always even a bitch as a whole movie. Yeah that makes sense. Who's August nine

eighty says fifty. Oh yeah, hey, that's that's just my fucking like, yeah, yeah, I believe fifties all in it. It's got fifty written all over it. They do. It's diabolical as fuck because because you know, for for for uh did he come out with that statement and be as small as he is. You know, he had all his all his

t's crossed and his eyes got it. He definitely had himself covered. He had himself covered to be that confident because he's Yeah, that statement basically like you ain't got on went through my house, You ain't got shipped him dancing and shipped on on camera, riding bikes and and and smiling and ship. You had a word in the world, worry in the world. And this showed up Wow, hey wow with a and some poking socks. Socks. Was like, if this had been released or even like if it was like

weeks or like a month later, I wouldn't have thought of it. Really is just a time literally like like a week. It's the time when this drive. I don't even think it's been a week yet. No, I ain't even had a chance to hear the song yet. It's terrible. You just do whatever you want, because that's crazy. We knew that by white folks money, it's no amount of money you can give me. There's no amount of money that you can give me to have me thinking beating up my

girlfriend is acceptable cameras everywhere. I wouldn't punching it on the street now days. Okay, So yeah, just under a week. I mean he had to kick he didn't. I had to catch myself. Was in the moment of the joke, bro, the wrong one, my bad. So that really just I don't know for me, nothing for me knowing we talk about your sister, talk about your sister. No, oh no, after your sister got her BBL, dude kicked her in the booty. I wanted to

because it just it looks so bad. Well, like because he went with her to get the BBL and everything, and he was like taking care of her and ship, and I guess they had got into he were talking, so he kicked her in the ass. And I'm like, bro, she stayed ship. Nasty staying ship for no reason. Yeah, she wants to be on a reality show so bad, and she'd be doing it. That's the crazy part. Well, mister d to social media, he want on

Instagram today or dropped an apology video. So we're gonna go ahead and play that now and then I will give my thoughts afterwards. It's so difficult to reflect on the darkest times in your life. Sometimes you gotta do that. I was fucked up. I mean, I hit rock bottom. But I make no excuses. My behavior on that video is inexcusable. I take full responsibility for my actions in that video. Disgusted. I was disgusted then when I did it. I'm disgusted now. I went and I saw our professional

help, got to go into therapy. We're going to rehab. Had to ask God for his mercy and grace. I'm so sorry. I'm committed to be a better managin every day. I'm not asking for forgettness. I'm truly sorry. You know what's convenient in this video? What did he keep saying? Just just just the things that happened in this video. I'm extremely sorry for the things that happened in this video. I was really fucked up when I did those things in this video. You didn't specify nothing else he was.

He's only sorry because that's the only proof that you have. He's anything else that's out there. He ain't admitting to here about this. I'm gonna say, I'm sorry to this. But here's the thing you have a bunch of like apologiests and just brain dad motherfuckers were their questioning because people like me, we like you don't mean that shit. You're just running your mouth like you always do. We got the event going because it's like, no,

you were only releasing this video because you got away was released. You were not sorry. You didn't seek them. Motherfucking hellp. You don't do none of that shit because just six months ago, and I quote, for the last couple of weeks, I have sat silently and watch people try to assassinate my character, destroy my reputation, and my legacy. Sickening allegations have been made against me by individuals looking for a quick payday. Let me be absolutely

clear, I did not do any of the awful things being alleged. I will fight for my name, my family, and for the truth. I forgot about the video. Like you said, let me be absolutely clear, I did not do any of the awful things written in all caps. It's

all caps, you mean, it's the truth. Truth. So for you to come out with this apology now that shit is not sincere because if that was the case, even if you addressed it then and say, you know what, while a lot of or most of the allegations being thrown out you know, are false, Like there were you know, piers of time where I was in a dark space and I did hurt some people and I apologize

for that. That would be different when if we heard this right now, it would be like, oh right, he got an out, he got no he has no out. Yeah, But it's like you, you didn't even acknowledge, like you completely Didny. You said you didn't do none of this shit. I didn't do any of the awful things being alleged. Nigga,

she said word for word, what the fuck you did? And it was all we can point to the video like a goddamn like a playbook, we can we can pause and say, okay, well that happened right there on page two. All right, all right, that was right there. That was right there, and this happened right here. You said you didn't do any of that ship, and now all of a sudden, you're only taking responsibility for it because we've seen it and the people who I see you

always on social media talking about accountability and ship. I'm like, I'm accountable. I'm gonna keep I'm gonna scream it from the Mountaintops. I heard the lawsuit November, read page for page, and it read like a very very true story. There was no way that you make up seventy five pages of that ship. She had accounts for all types of ship like it. I

was afraid of Diddy after I heard the damn story. She said. Kelly Price tried to defend him, and somebody said, Kelly hushed up, because we still don't know where you were during COVID was with a friend of mine. Talk shut up, slept with my man. I'll give it to you, though not at all. You not do none of that castle little ass up when you could have grabbed him by the back of her coat and be like, come on, let's go, like you must have been watching.

You definitely hit her with the South of Heaven when she said when she said she had a birthday party in like California, he flew and he flew in up and popped up at the party. Stalker dude, come on right and yeah, and then come on come on with me, Come on back, come on. That's some scary ass ship. Uninvited, Nobody invited your amount of therapy. He came in private jet style like I'm you know what I'm

saying. It didn't even stop. It still floating the air. When he said, come on talking, wrappled down like sting, bro, what's what's on? Came on that ship? Really just it was the song from Last Train to Paris. Yes, yeah, when I saw this, I was like, I can't believe this is true. Somebody's like take diddy phone, shouldn't truce when you actually look at him like a regular every day, he definitely oh you know his like oh he completely white as far as his beard

and hair. Like remember during COVID when we couldn't get no hair ship, even with Russell Simmons, that's would have looked like little hunting sh look like they accused Russell because with him, damn. But that just the thing that talking about. Yeah, he was Russell Simmons got accused of touching a few chicks. He's like, you know what, not on my time? Get out of here. You got quiet, got look got little in the bit.

Everybody didn't say nothing. I'm gonna lay low Russell and Bali with a komodo on barefoot, drinking chy tea out of fucking checking his rush cart and checking his rush car to count no but that ship really just you really had so you had a bunch of them like, well, you know, those without seeing through the first shut the fuck up? What was asked? How can we clearly we seeing what she was doing? There is no damn bro.

That might be like a misunderstanding. It's not like he walked past the bump dirt and then he was like, oh no, he pushed their lines. The shoulder punched, but no he closed. That's because those always want to prove was the well. I mean, if if y'all walked around and y'all had cameras on y'all, who knows what we would see? Nothing Because if it's a camera watched me with the most camera, smoke is some weed. So let me tell you, like, because I want people to really

really really think about this. Okay, did he knew that he was in a hotel with cameras there and this is what he did on camera because he knew that he had the money to make ship disappear. It didn't disappear a little bit. It just got buried a little bit, obviously since we're seeing it now. But for him to act like this where he know that he was on a fucking camera and to do this to this girl, imagine all the other ship bro Come on, now, this is definitely like that.

I ain't got nothing to do with that bro'ing socks with that or this socks was a hotel carbon No. I was definitely like remember the colored candy cans. I hate candy canes, but only the pepper moms I used to funk with the I never had them. I just meant like the color one, like the rainbow game? Can ye? What was? What was? They gotta start suckers that you? I was like, what the fuck? I

was gonna get up, run out of here. Story was that she was still in the I because he had her wearing bendanas and ship I need him under the prison. Oh but I heard when she got when she got the funk out of Dodge, that's why she bounced. Oh yeah, she was. He didn't. He took the l because he promised that you you you do this little time for me, You're gonna be set for life. Good ten I'm not doing ten days for a motherfucker suck my whole day. Ain't

no way did hey would have been. She was done right after that instant. She didn't last after that after she dropped that cols this track a bottle now. Absolutely, even if you was broke my love, absolutely that wasn't fire bars. You didn't like that she was shipting on? Did she had dog? I did not like Jay Love? Damn? Who do you like? Biglie? You like us? Have you heard? Did you hear the last album? Her recent album This is Me? Now? She was on the S two pack of ass sound You know, for real, I need

that full sound bite that I need. Should not have come back out with jo Button. I will send it to you. I like her in the movies Too Bad movies too. You see Jillie, you see Gilie. So you don't like her? Really, it's clue, it's cool. I don't like her singing, so it's matching. We were just messed Byron Selena. First of all, that's what it is. Everybody fell in love with the reason picture of Jennifer. She was at the A I picture though, what

was that? She was super thick with the split sterner legs. That was a yeah, a I is changing a lot, talking jello ass jello ass and disappeared over the smoked it all yeah because she know because it was definitely different. It was definitely she had. She had she had a thick bottom.

Did he took the ass back when they broke it? Was that green dress and she was finding it, but she didn't have no ass was yeah, but now we're going to get into an ass woman that was actually deserved because this video has been on social media now one shared it in the group and I had already knew that I was gonna put it on the pie. What she said, I don't know what I watched, but I watched.

I don't know, Well, it depends. But the caption to this video, because I took it off of Twitter, says a friendly reminder to all the men, folks, I promise you that you are better off fighting a straight man than a gay man. I've never seen a gay man lose a fight, Honestly, I haven't either, unless it's as a matter of fact. As a matter of fact, why would you think that someone with the lifetime of bullying and picked up anger, anger caused by society isn't ready and

prepared to knock your ship off the rotation and foundation a restaurants. And that is facts, like all of my like, that's what they had to fight all the time, was African. I believe they both were. So he is never grown up in the actual hood. He don't know nothing about nothing because first of all, I'm not fighting nobody. Let me make sure home right now, let's up, don Can we get volume on? This was

pushing button too loud? Yeah, because you can tell by certain things that he's saying that he thought he wanted that smoke and he did not come home. On. Come on right now, let's up to what's that? What's up? Before we get into these punches him? Is it? No, don't do it? Sy No, I didn't hear that. Now. I heard him say, let's see who the fagot is? But getting washed by a nigga with a juicy mouth on his T shirt. Bro change school district.

You can't just change school. You can't just change schools. You have to change school right there, to the right, right there, or to the left right there. It's got a full of close up if we're gonna break this down. First of all, he went wrong because he's still got his sweater on. So he strike one, strike two. He's still got the hood up to you already know what's coming to start. I'm trying it ain't play I pushed a button hold on because I pushed play, but it

didn't play. Let's take it down, let's put it back. Did it freeze? Mm hmm, hold on remove and it looks like it's loading. It shouldn't be loading though, mm hmmm is the whole thing? Let me check the actual Wi Fi shouldn't be no Wi Fi bar at all. It's hardwired. Y, it definitely got a WiFi signal up there. Sorry, y'all, little technical difficulty is all. Oh, Triple A. I need to make Triple A and get my car towed. No, we're still part of it. We're still going. Okay, I'm gonna try to play another

video and see if I will tell you got them all over there? These are now wait, let's put this one back up. New surveillance footage usively by sea. Okay, that one's working. Let me just take this one off and then put it back up. Okay, we're about to uh probably probably the universe were got shut down last time you did that first. Yeah, I literally just got back access. God damn, half off. Triple A is still thirty two fifty Come on, hold on, hold on,

hold on right now, let's go. I want to show you about it. Don't do what's that? Don't do that? What's up? What's up? World Star? Yeah? I just want you to understand this portion of the ass whooping is only happening because of what one said. You still got your hoodie up off the ground, buy your sweatshirt and moved you. I don't think it would have been He went in apprehensive. If you, if you, if you ever start, if you're able to start it over.

You can see his body language when he was like, he's only fighting because world start. Look at the first thing he grabbed. Watch watch bro look at this, look at this, Look at the difference, looking at the difference with the stand watch his one swing for his life, World Star left hand. No, ain't no stop from recording and saying stop. At that point time she got too far dog she he took him and literally threw him into the wall. That's how Panos day hat dude barefoot and with the Juicy

Lips T shirt. Yo for the nigga looked me in my faces? How much? Show you who the fact is. I don't want to smoke. I don't because you know what, bruh, that could go so many different ways. That is not a win for you. I can, I can. I know the conversation when I got home because my mother is always in her room with her door closed. My mon, need to change schools. I need to change schools tomorrow. I can't go back like he said, I'm going shoot out? Why I didn't. With that being said, we

have come to the end of said that is a man. Damon, don't you whigs Ice Spider did Joe and I bet that was in like third period? Start third period? You gotta go to lunch the rest of your day out here with that? Well whooped to the and then it was around a bunch of chicks, so you know the whole school. No, they immediately get you know that. That actually reminds me. I shared it to hostally Acer group, but I actually should have sent it to tone to put it

on the pot. I sent a video what's his name, Charleston White? Is that his name? Where he was saying that if he gets knocked out by a nigga and he wake up and it's niggas filming, he's shooting the niggas filming because they're gonna do more damage than the nigga that knocked him out. Absolutely correct. Absolutely like bro waking up just busting that. Niggas having their phones out as wild, but because because old Girl has already put it

in the group chat, it's live live. Imagine you missed school that day, your phone you over. That is one thing that I can say that I am jealous of, like kids now is having your archive of all your fights. No, I'm not having that. I had the archive because you know they is in here saying the proof of it. I don't know. Man, back then he would have only been what three millimeters three megapixels wouldn't

have been good looking at it. It wouldn't have been good looking. But what I'm saying is the jealousy factor comes in because how sick was I or anybody listening? Would you find out one of your days homesick, maybe you had a doctor's appointment, whatever the case, and niggas was throwing them when you weren't there. Now, even if they missed school, it don't matter

because you can just go. You can just it's like a fucking dbror bum fights when you missed school, it's always the fight that you kind of knew was gonna happen, like the one you've been waiting for brewing for a month and I you saw brewing on the bus like like you knew man, like you could not wait for the day when the kid finally snapped on your bitch ass and you miss it and he dropped and leveled the whole basketball teams up

word and and then it's like and it's that because what happens. It's like depending on how cool certain teachers were, because I'm pretty sure the teacher everybody probably not, there was a teacher, and there was a black teacher. It was a black teacher. And what and what I want to show you, he's just like, I'm over this show. What's up? Look, that's him the teacher. If somebody in the comments said, hey, that teacher stood there and said some lessons can't be talking to book. The first

of one, he's an old black teacher. So if you with that ship Heliah Elijah, little bitch in that classroom, I'm gonna say, first of all, you ow it should be on the football team. But what you do is take out the little dude, is take him out of the classroom. You just scoop him up. But here's the thing. But here's the thing, though, Tommy, we don't know how much how many times that little nigga been fucking with him, That's what I mean. He's he's been

heard him saying like, let me show you who the faggot is? Who the faggot? Now, Yeah, he's been fucking with dogs. So the fact he just came up there and said, don't do it, but he wasn't gonna stop because you know that little nigga looked like a bag on the floor. Yes, the crazy The crazy part is like you have this fight right and the boy who got dragged, now imagine his dad actually is in his life and he has to be shown this footage. Dude, what time

is that clock? Say? It is like a thirty bro is at the beginning of the day with beef name I did Nigga. I showed up to the bus stop with the luminum foil line because I want her to understand, this is not a classroom. I got your school. You should not be having shoes on, and my man's shoeless, ready to whoop his ass. He came to school on nonsense. I think I see like whoop ass or shake ass? They came into class probably both. He probably worked after he

was done. Big fact with the tongue. Like Megan said, he's not all the all the big just walk juicy. All the bitches walked after class with him. You can't be game not being able to fight. You can't and and and that's why I'm saying, Like when when my guy was in the comments that day and y'all was fucking with him and ship, and he got because he's used to that thing, like, oh well, ship, I thought it was smoke because that's what he used to do it. He

used to fight niggas. I don't want no issue with nobody who They talk cash ship, they talk cash ship, and he was like, I don't know if I want to Actually, my my only thing with that is like a lot of them like they don't they look at them as less than and it's like, bro, that's still a man man and he's an angry man. He's an angry man who has been getting picked on and bullied and Ship,

this nigga is gonna rewire your ship. My only thing is I hate when they get into it and feel like because they're gay, they're justified and fighting girls. That's the ship that I don't like. This is okay, Yeah, this is acceptance. This is fine, this is actually probably needed.

Yeah, but when they be doing that ship and feel like it's all right for them to put you know, hands on on women and girls and ship you know, depend on age factor, that shit annoys me speat size Why this day because because crazy party is just nigga dressing all black like a killer, and he just got theer. This is really what people mean when they be like, I will mop the floor with you. That is really windows he perceived. I perceiving him to be like a like a fifteen year

old like sophomore who think you know a little bit better. You know, like sophomore is like probably jumping in with other people and ship thinking it's the cool thing to pick on. The sophomore is wise fool. That's that's he's standing like a wise food. Look at him, right. I feel I feel like he was peer pressured into this fight. I feel like he knew

that he didn't want to throw hands with this young man. But people are watching and it's like, do you except potentially getting washed by the gay guy in the class, or do you back down from the fight from the gay guy in the class, which is worse as a teenager I ain't fighting. No, you can, you can, you can wiggle your way out of backing down. But if you fight the guy, because it's a no win. If you fight the gay guy and you lose, you end up on

here. But if you fight the guy and win, you now it's now now, now it's hey cry But if you but if you don't do nothing, you just get ridded a little bit and then it goes away. But you were backing down from a fight after you were the one picking with him. It ain't like you was minding your business and he trying to and you're like, bro gone. You were fucking with him and he like, all right, bitch, squat up, I'm gonna show you who the motherfucking back. It is. So what if I was like, hey, I was

just joking, like he could. He could have talked his way out. But I also feel like he'd be fucking with people all the time. Yeah, hey, he could have told a lot of niggas used to tell when we is in school, man, I can't even fight man. My hands registered Nigga Tam used to tell niggas her hands was redister, but also had

the track record. It's not the point at it was still a lot right, So to say that and you're like, okay, you know what, you might be right submission to actually tell motherfuckers that your hands are registered weapons. It was a thing like, bro, we were in middle school. She was saving just a lot of Like it was, she did them a favor, just believed the lives. She probably didn't pushed a few niggas and now they perfectly blind like believe the line. Actually she has see That's what

I'm saying. She deserved it, but yeah, she and she she permanently sucked up her vision, so she worked glasses. You ever seen nigga his eyeball knocked out UFC in real life? I've seen it. I guess I was like, Bro, it ain't a green screen? What dude computer at the same time that yours in that video? What is this video of his?

Dude? I don't know what it is. But he'd be doing office work, but like he got the green screen like wrapped around him and ship so he looked like he at home, but he'd be doing real activities. Once he was trying to and then he got hit by like a buzzer, So I think this is all stage. But the videos just be funny. No, never like he was one. He was doing UFC with the whole set up in the green screens, so they think he had home until No,

I've never seen you. Jesus, we'reever walking across this video game. I'm definitely well. We only have one video left and this is right up my alley because you know, soft guy era drizzle drizzle like. People in the comments are always throwing me off because it just it really shows you how stupid people are. So when you see the video, then I'll tell you what the comments were. Something scroll out comfortable? Who is that? You don't care about him? Right? Okay, So make sure I get some

tick tonight too. Just let me give my note off not passing me again? On God? I bet that. God damn we cut some kodosk prey and I don't think I ever had it like that before. I bet I'm Percy. I'm gonna go get something the drinks. Make sure you give me something too, uh huh. I the game just fucking fire, bro, I already set it up fort everything last. What's up, bookie? What are you doing? I'm just gonna keep a pumping because you went to another

man sauce another man. Yeah, so here's a kid that can read you. You're not guess damn something like that would me? I need to go again. Let me see if I get my ship with yes, so oh girl thighs man. So this is officially one of my favorite videos on the internet now, So kudos to those ladies for that. But you had, guys, and I was like, why why he acting like a female? Why that's the point of the fucking video. You god damn idiot. They're

literally reversing ropes. The internet is stupid, I said, let me. Goddamn, he ain't sound like that with me. Hold let me would go again, hey, Harry like that? It was the clapping for me, well you know why it was clapping like but she was the one doing the clapping. Oh oh yeah, she was the one doing the clip. Thank you for tuning in tonight. But yeah, I want to thank you guys

for tuning in to this week's episode of Hostually Awkward as Usual. Probably won't be a replay, but you can always tune in for the audio only episodes on Tuesdays at ten am on all of your favorite streaming platforms. So until next time, we got a hole,