Episode 242: CinHOE D Mayo

Can I don't look like the con that would though you don't like pink, you're like pink mean your poor No, I can see her. I think she would give a white guy a chance. Kayla, you want to pull your mic ut. That was saying, I can see Caylor giving a white guy a chance. Why are you dating? I just gotta get brass? Okay, So here here's the Connor might take a pound town the scenic con. That's crazy, Okay, so listen right, So we're gonna pull out

his ring bow lollipop for you. So y'all know that I am not a fan of I'm not a fan of pink meat, right like you like your Okay, well, okay, technically I have. It wasn't a white man, though, but I feel like when it was close enough, like majority of the light skinned men that I date, they dix is the darkest part of their body. I don't like this word. No, seriously, Like they balls is like and then they balls is even darker than they did.

Yeah, I was just I was just gonna say, like they balls be like Kayla, but it's like bright a ship, like high fucking yellow. But that dick and balls is dark. But you know what's crazy, cause that gets that's the one part of the body that get the least amount of subs. That's right, that's what's funny to me. But but look at women a lot of times, like coucie be darker than the legs and ship. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can you can you introduce the pot?

Okay, so we talk. If this is your first time joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I'm your host and favorite motivational speaker, Mimi Memi somewhere hundred or comer walker if you're nasty. Joined by my co hosts. We got mister Nigga a k a. The Narcissist, a k a. The Pie God. We got Fresh in the building, shaking his dress like the whole of the years. We got the man behind the

magic, classic man, mister tone Death. He is you know when he shows up to work and actually stays and does his job, he does it well, yeah, you know. He set us up here. And of course we have the beautiful, the beautiful joining us today. Government man. You know I love this because I have video proof of an assault a some charges I'm pressing charges. She just had an amazing episode. She's about this

week too. Everybody need to check it out. If I followed a strain in order on Kayler and she can't go on the cruise, technically, you gotta pay for all. Technically, technically, technically now one. We we've been here since day one, right, I'm trying to We've been here since day I was trying to pick you up. She's trying to back out. We have no choice. We can't leave. I work here in you comic relief. You know what I'm saying. She chose to be here. She

chose to be her friend. Shout out to my favorite glow worm in the comments, and she came here. What's up, Nika? No, he can't. We tried if he had. If I'm a migrant, I'm out. I don't go to work. I'm at home in the dark. I'm sleep. Mimi will say, all right, guys, no pot because I'm at home. He needs everybody else get miss au pot. If I'm sick, no shout. If anything, I should be calling you, mister a

Central then huh you won at first and you gave it to him. No, No, but because because Simon's gonna do, he's more essential yeah, but when you're not here, we don't do the pot at all. So you are technically like man ain't trying to add his bullshit you basically you don't you know what. I take that back, I really Mimi has done one episode when we need somebody to take down with me, and one is the perfect pats. He will go down with these. No, he just says

worse ship than I do. He do, so people forget about the ship that I this is true, like if you really paid to the host of the aquad Groove. One is the only person that posting there, and it gets worse everything you post. It's just terrible. It's horrible. It's horrible, all right? Really is that a ollipop? Yeah? I only see those on TikTok. I've never seen it in person, only see it from one person. That's the reason why I ask you that support says plant fibers,

so they just that's tight. But you know that's vegan, that's a vegan soda. I was just gonna say it looked like a bootlega and tree. The way she described it sounds like a vegan soda doggie Jo and they just blow bubbles and that ship every felt that because y'all, y'all definitely is nasty. It was one all they doing Grandma. I didn't click that, No, I was. I saw it, but I didn't Cleanda and on the other side, and I was like, her face looked like she's doing

something, but she dressed and who's because she was going crazy? No, it looked like a No. The captain said something about grandma and it was an old lady and a young girl. And I didn't need to say that's insane. The best one I've ever seen was the kiss and Lips bro That was hands down the best one ever. She was she was the scissory. Oh that's ship best one, hands down. You ever just slapped two honey Bards together? Did you do get a cop solid from a cover Strawberry Fields?

Okay? Still a great choice, Still a great choice. Yeah. But I know a lot of people are out celebrating single to Mayo. I really I think whole day Mayo, I wanted to about and I did and ain't ship. I understand nobody yet didn't nobody write me Denise. And by the time she did, it was too late. It's too late. I kept going to sleep and ship. Today I was just I was over it.

I don't know, I've been real tired, and just because he just came for your life, if you know what, Just like last week was my weekend of offic and that took a lot out of me being around. I got three weeks left in the office. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, you should you should have saved the thought until you feel like actually doing it. Now I'm officially able to work from home. You stayed in the office for six weeks, I mean six months? Yeah, like but

what not? Right? But it was just I didn't have nothing to wear, and I was realized, wait, it's on four day. I could have just wore a team gear. I didn't think about that until last minute. And then he was like, Doug, it wasn't no due. You could just say that. You could have been like, but you don't got a Bucks T shirt or nothing, and I've been like, you don't do

it now. We had these problems with death fresh sure exactly, and if you was thinking for me when I had to say that, she looked even ke she said, she said, shop, I've been getting ready since street single day. Safe. Look look, she sing, I wanted to but it was just like the songs into Spanish, get safety. They were trying to tell people how to say the Spanish. That just sounded like a song that would be wild in Spanish. Could you imagine one little Wayne bars being

translated into Spanish. Yeah, just wild. How niggas can barely understand what I mean? You once said Poppy Mimi, saying no, my song was like, that's all I needed to know, Bro, don't ever do it again that song. That song didn't even age well, of course it didn't. Hell, I was listening to a scarface as a tiny desk and he did his verse from fuck faces. That song did not not age well.

How many songs really age well? Come back about no, it's no You gotta remember his whole line was about buying the bitch of swimsuit and then you know have it. Can't do that dover bruh, just by random bitch's swimsuits. Bro, you can't do that, some dick, that's what you said.

He definitely crazy, definitely said to your second daddy, dick. So while we're on the top of nasty work and we are not on the top of the music, my house has been driving me fucking nuts because, as you know, I have I technically have two teenagers, like he's grown, but she's still nineteen. So this means that all fucking weekend I have been having to hear Drake and Kendrick Lamar Are they both on two different size of

this beef for they're just listening? No, they've been listening. They've been watching every YouTube video coming out about it, like because everybody got a fucking opinion. It's just it's been driving me fucking nuts. So I was scrolling social media and I'm like, what the fuck it was that that BBL beat? And then I opened it just the Ship that been playing for the last

fifteen minutes in the chen because I couldn't hear it. I thought she was in there listening to some unreleased Mike Jack and some Ship, and then I realize that that's what it was. I'm like, bro, I'm so sick and this in my household because that's literally all they've been listening to the four

weekend. Because that's because Beans is working on her disk track all this time when she was going through you know, recovery and whatnot, Nigga's been talking Ship, so she she's about to drop the meanest sixteen she's gonna have wine on it because she actually she might be because there is a white girl and her little crew and they think that. You know, my baby was trying to take this white girl's man, and my baby don't even like this nigga.

Right, some nigga name Johnny at that like bro Black? Your name Johnny. It's not even like young Nod. The name Johnny is at least a minimum of one hundred and fifty years old. Okay, that's right. You can't trust no niggas name Johnny. I'm sorry, definitely not definitely not so niggas name Johnny with an eye at the end too. No, just I you want to be a fancy niggas Jim niggas God damn mm hmm. Got the laptop sticky like you've been watching porn and ship I forgot to start

melting having level. I've heard chickens would have the laptop right next to the bed. So you just take the laptop, sit it on the you're in. If you're in the comments, can you type how you pronounced laptop is a laptop or laptop? Because niggas make me sick. Everybody always saying laptop laptop literally the name is laptop lap. Most people say laptop, they laptop laptop. Let's laughs. Fun fact one A B, A P, A Q and a D. It's the same letter turnt different ways. Ye found

that out. A D, A P of B and a q's just the same letter, different directions. That's wild as hell. Like dog, Hey, we need a P. Take that B which way counterclockwise? Nigga, like some nigga, was just flipped with the horror, the horizontal in the vertical flip. She had the dough say somebody let me in. Yeah, if you with the nigga, you gotta right. That's why we didn't think about it. He never told her to go get his song. I didn't think he. I think he'd just be making excuses to not be up past

twelve here. No, but fans are weird, Yes they are mm hmm. Fans people. The amount of passion that they put into these artists and just celebrities as a whole, it's ridiculous. Like I saw a nigga, I'm like, bro, you're going hardest fuck for Drake, hardest fuck for Drake. But I was there when you watched your boy get his ass beat. You didn't even go hard for him and he needed it. That's crazy

right there, like each other. I mean, I mean, have you ever met Okay, I don't know if this's ever happened to you, but I can see that you ever just met a person? He was like, you know what, just I don't like, I don't have no rhyme or reason. Just you as an individual, whatever it is about you, I just don't funk with it. That should annoys the pits out of I can't explain why it annoys me. I was waiting on you to make sure you didn't say no because I was gonna stare you down. Yeah, And I

feel like, are you sure? In the in the context and in the context of these two niggas being rappers, it's kind of like one big ass office build and it's like you come to work every day doing this goofy shit, Like you got these big ass jeans on, these stupid ass boots, you got hair clips in your fucking hair, Like, bro, why do you keep coming to work like this? But like, but did you? But what I'm saying like, if you listen to the song he went there,

it was like it was a playoff. But it's like, yeah, right, it's just like jeans, right. But then at the end of like it's hip hop, it's supposed to be competitive, you're supposed to want to be better than your competition, but I feel rise. I felt like it was like you ever been in the ribsession and it started off cool, and I felt like that's why J Cole was like, I'm gonna just head out because I just I just I just wanted to rap, and then y'all

nigga's out here doing yo mama jokes. Then I'm cool, let me know where you'll rapping again, because this is this DJA mama jokes is getting kind of dirty. Who got cancer? Who got cancer? But it's like it's like when you have the group and there's a re obsession. Damn, the one nigga already know he don't like bro before you get into it, right,

so he's finna go extra hard on. So everybody else is in the moment nigga and weak ass shoes nigga, and this nigga comes in like, yeah, your mama was sucking dick in the alley for a rock like bro Rod, Like wait a minute, they've been like, wait, why don't you know that who you know who your people say is yeah, she has been wild. I can't. I think this is it. That's it, So yeah, I do. It's not about them, but it's just music.

Ship has been people involved in music of the year. Everybody been blaming Cat Williams. They say he once everybody other people. I'm just like what everybody now? That was a video I posted in the group. She put Shorty to sleep. But if a more forgot you by your hair, why would you put your hands down? And then she hit her with this and you can hear it. Yeah, don't hear it. Don't hit me. I don't want to scratch driving. I hear a wind that walking upstairs.

The very first thing I talked my girls about fighting was about hair pulling. That's the very first thing. Better grab this. No, we just a boy, don't but it is. It's true. But you don't gotta say mm hmm. So, but that was the very first thing that I talked to them. I said, because so many people focus on their hair, that's how they get washed. They already got your hair. Don't worry about that ship. You are trying to pull away getting your shit bink bink bink,

because you were too busy. Word about you have both hands on their one hand trying to free it and they got their free hand just whacking your shit, like, do not do that? Yeah. So that that was literally the very very very first thing I taught my girls how to deal with when fighting, how to get out of that. But the way she was

just swinging her around, and it's like now that I never understood. I never understood how you let the motherfucker pull your hair with such force that you forget to use your feet, like you forget to plant the mother It's like,

I don't know. I mean again, hindsight is always twenty twenty because I feel like, why you're putting more pressure on yourself resistant she pulling go into it as fast as you can, Russian bitch exactly because if she starts backpedaling what she gonna do, she probably gonna let you go trying to gather her. She's gonna let you go, or she's gonna fall. And when she falls, you were straddling her and at this point your head but a bitch. Yeah, But I'm like you sitting here and you were using both

of your hands to get that. But I tell you what, when the bitch got hair, but that one hand, it's like it's like they revert to Toddler for him. You know that Toddler grip man death grip because the fact that y'all are using two hands and can't get this one motherfucking hand out of your Godamn, that shit is wild. But no, I and I know you're like, well, man, that that that probably hurts. I can tell you, as a person who has literally fought day in and day

out too much adrenaline, you never feel shit into after. I never liked it when the girly girls funk. I liked it when the rough bitches in class had a problem because they fought like niggas. They squared up like they pants up though they do because I'm like, nah, that's a fight, because I'm not here for YouTube bitches to be just pulling hair. Knock her the fuck out. Yeah, I told y'all, I got hit, but I got hit with a shovel and I didn't feel that shit either. Adrenaline.

The motherfucker big cup with razor blades. Didn't feel it till I went to lay on my back. It's just you don't feel that ship. So yeah, I don't even want to know. Just keep it to yourself. Why. I don't know I said that I don't like. I don't know. I didn't like you. That was you. I was like, the you do so? Yeah, we got Jim Jones is out here squabbling escalators and ship. Wait why are you fighting on escalator? Bro? The escalator

arrival something just recorded? The yo, ye sit down? You're starting me dinsulting me? Are both assaulted? Don't sit down and both assaults down? I don't know you can't arrest down? Now? What the fuck did I just say? Trash down? Not listening? Did I miss something? Like? Did I miss something? Or like yeah, yeah, because look Leana form he wait did he sou look this? Hey this nigga talks to him like I'll be doing the garbage and it's too heavy. Bro, the escalator

arrivals, we're low watching. We want that white dude fighting something like that man Frock in the hard place. Ye both down and both the soci can I just see? Got really not listening? Look tell you that you're gonna have to beat up to Livings on escalator. That is, I'm just trying to find out what happened. That's what I'm saying, like, what, why do you want to get busy in the airports? Doesn't even know the answer. What time wasn't right, like a seven am flight and this shit

happens, it's early as fuck. I hadn't I hadn't been able to see anything outside of him saying it was self defense, which you know, I mean that was you know, it makes sense. It was a Florida airport. You know, as soon as you touch down in Florida, it's bullshit. He being quiet justin just in cases under investigation. Looking at the two people that was body slam. They don't the only thing he said he told t He said, I was minding my business and defending myself. Thank god.

What they was looking for look like that he the white guy did push him first. No, I don't want to say every and he hang out with may nowd like what working. I don't want to say everything is racism. But them two motherfuckers looking like that would know who Jim Jones is or what the diplomats like yo were fifty cent fans and like ran up on him like so he had like an extra how many pounds? I flipped the lid back first, and then I go back from the bag and all of a

sudden. But but just imagine how lucky that man was because he was bald, because if he had hair and that mother, you know, at the bottom of that but the stair goes down. Oh my god, Bro would have got scalped. He would have got scalped. So he looks in the comment drink. Yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty sure that was not on his Bengo card that day. That definitely wasn't the free space everyone. You know what respect respect, respect one, That's what That's what I am. I

will only respond to Antonio. You look, if you look at the little the picture on the video, he didn't you got a Jodio. He got bad and they slapped his New York They slapped his knicks head off, right, He got the Louis luggage, You got a book bag, You got his merse, he got boots. He probably got a pistol. How much jewelry that you are a horrible person. Wait a minute, he looks. Oh, he's ready for his wrestle ready minds. Hey, Hey, this

is how they throw you in the ring before you get counted out. Bro. The escalator arrivals level. I feel like those two dudes, they're lucky. That's crazy because Jim Jones says, oh yeah, like he had more like I got all. He's something me, he's something me. They both so we would yeah, but like out on two table. Wrong. You ain't got no special O. Give ground by your bro. Look just phrase, just look at the friends. Look, Bro, he wrote him down

to like a skate bro. Just imagine you minding your business fin the start vacation. You get hit with another motherfucker on the escalator. Bro. Hey damn said he picked him up like Uncle Phil used to do jazz. Bro. I'm like the escalator arrivals care about. And I watched off your they quoted that, oh that man up, you look like you gotta up, and it's like, yeah, yeah you so that one fighting man he got knocked down like a bowling piece. Both associated. I just set listening.

I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. As much as I've grown up, I know you want to have a fighting because I'm gonna throw a bitch by her jeans. Do you imagine coming home somebody's like, hey, I was your day. They was just throwing niggas on the escalator, Bro, but it was just and you might hear you know whatever behind you, But you don't think somebody just gonna hit you with a nigga when you on your way. You an, you gotta worry about when you try to take

a slight from people at you. That's always been a crazy spot. Now every time I watched that video, I'm gonna just hear jazzing. I mean, let him what kind of what kind of funding do you really think you got on the escalator? I mean, yeah, bro, Bro had on some motherfucker cross trainers. You ain't gonna you ain't gonna get no good footing on the escalator on cross trainers, templand boots got grooves and the souls and ship? Are you jumping me, dog like when you were here? Ah,

you jumping me? He was. And that's what I was trying to explain about adrenaline because Dog was back there for a minute. See how long it took Jim to notice that they were jumping. Queen was running head, he was plutching the ship up, Complax jumping together. They probably wasn't, but you know they was. It was skin brothers. Well maybe maybe the old dude was. That's that's racist, Bro, it's not racist. Be more hated that so it's not racist. And do people really be hanging outside

of home depot looking for work? Because that's yes, literally a very small amount. What you gonna get three doors in six Mexicans? That's crazy. They sit there. These niggas ain't got no references? Are you asking for? If you steal some ship? Who do I call? You? Ain't got no hr to report to Immigration called Ice? You're gonna bring the whole operations down. They gonna pull up in that black man, a nigga gonna jump out like man in black. Round them up. I'm just saying there's

I'm just saying there's a legal recourse. Round them up. So everybody taking a chance of what you're saying need to be Mexicans riding around at Maytown. That's who popped it in in off the lexus. Yeah, the motherfuckers be working for hire like that out for you. I popped that out for you. That's all you said it. The sad part ain't even started. That's

crazy. And I don't know what like the planing Funck ship already be crazy, but just the sidetrack function the video if you watched it wasn't really a left turn. Are we talking about the letter turning? Because that's three left turns and the spin too, Like you gotta turn it the whole other way. You got vegan jerky mm hmm. Chicken meatstick is fucking insane. It's supposed to be. They turned anything into a slip gym. That doesn't make

you better. I'm just I pray that I never ever, ever, ever, ever ever ever get into a confrontation in the airport, because I don't ever want to be on a no fly list. But if I do, I don't want to do it. If I can't throw a bitch down the escalator, They're not gonna put Jimmy on the FLU because I because I feel like at this point, I feel like, at this point, Jimmy has raised the bar for airport fights. You gotta throw a nigga down escalator if

you're fighting the airport. That's that's because I feel like there there there is no better reason to get thrown on the no fly list to throw a escalator. Bro. I can see that coming up in like the group chat when everybody's making plans and that one friend's like, damn, can't go. Why you can't go alm no flowerless you do throw bitch down. Motherfucker thought he was playing with me. No, it's not beef. It's not beef.

It's enough beef going on right now. Kendrick Lamar Rake, Yo, Kendrick Lamar showing up with his fist wrapped like that day when he that day when he dropped three distance one day, he definitely had he definitely had his hands double. So I am not like I listen, but I don't try to overanalyze like everybody else, do you know, I'm just listening, you know,

to listen. But it's really like the memes and like the videos and ship after so like remember on Dwayne where Morris Day walked past after that ship happened with Prince Dad. So it was like, this was Kendrick Lamar walking past Drake after he dropped. Uh wait, which one is Kendrick's family matters? Yeah? Yeah, he said, yeah, meet the Grahams, he said, Kendrick walking past Drake after dropping Meet the Grahams. And they walked

past the door and look back said how's the family. Like at some point, either either you gotta either you gotta really fight dog or like I wouldn't be mad at Drake if he came. I was like, you know what, Kendrick, you gotta bro, I won't play no more, don't. I won't play it's my because because like it started, and Drake was being real playful, ain't don't make me chipping nail, and the Kendrick is like, no, fuck that, you're a bad dad. How did you get

there? I was playing, Nah, you don't take care of your kid, bitch ass nigga. I was playing, man, that's the later. Real Fast Dog really wrapped the whole song to an illegitimate daughter, like, I hope your dad do better. This nigga really made a song. I'm say, bro, I'm sorry that this nigga is your dad swear, and I really hate that your grandpa didn't wear a kind of you swear and your mama's all your heart. Then he came back and made it, came back

and made a club banger, got motherfucker saying ov ho. I was like, wait, what what is he doing this? Man Dog said any so, so you're illigent, so like you a shitty parent and he calling you a pedo. That's some ship to have on your tack. Him dance for sexy. No, the part that's getting me is that everybody is conveniently ignoring

the pedal part and everybody's just everybody is just poking on. But that's the part we need the answer, Like, bro, don't we don't care about it, because yeah, no, bro, you gotta give us proof that. Like that nigga who was like, lock me up the way to key, I was fooling y'all because that'll be a wild ship and all this information with you just out here rapping about ship they're true, said no, I'm fighting words a letter to my child. I would have been at this front

door. At least he ain't Like Tupac was something shooting niggas kids. I said, my make sure all your kids don't like, Oh, why are you That's that's real beef right there. He started it by saying that's why I fuck your bitch, and then he was like on the end of this, I'll shoot you mother, kids want you niggas man, Oh you ain't ever seen the videos, and yeah, I have paying good money to see whoever face that was like, you really want to keep that? You'll keep

that? Like that's the point right there, Like double back three spaces. Take all that out. You want to keep that, keep it like like back in the day when Tom used to actually edit ship and we'd be like, all right this we go lead us in here or not, and then we had to start giving it disclaimer the motherfuckers like whatever we say that ship is staying in there? What kind of ship there? Because we had one particular nigga he told all the business and then came back with a listen,

hey, can you take this out? No niggas, no not editing, no more we We've told you. I don't feel Besides, we couldn't do nothing now anyway. Everything live the means you say it, it's out there. This is when we was audio only. I missed those worlds. Do people really call you by your whole name when they see you? Now? Okay? Like, yo, there's more to your name than Kaylea. So

there's a thing and it's it's always been. I I haven't had the bumping for two weeks, right, the bumping for two weeks apparently not one that's the problem. Yeah, the two weeks, Like like said so much. You know it's birthday and I'm used to like when we go through like these little, you know, his little tantrums and mood swings and shit, and we don't talk. I'm not getting any I'm used to it. It doesn't start to really kick in right away. But again, it's been two weeks.

There are so many guys that actually believe like that women can't go without sex. And it's so funny to me because it's like, y'all are the same niggas who was complaining because we got the rolls and shit. These are the same niggas that one hour later they out in the desert and leather. So this nigga, it was only an hour. It takes three to get out of here. That was some good ass pussy. You're not You're not gonna get rid of it. It's always going to be a part of this.

It's your fault one. It actually starts. It actually started with you. Yeah, you started noticing that every word can lead to a song. No, but can you queue up that that photo tone? Don't? You don't have to put it up here. I just want you to queue the picture up. But my drawing the photos we get around here. Now. Yeah, so I'm you know, so there are a lot of guys who

feel like women can't go without sex now. It was crazy because at first it was like they didn't think, you know, women could go to ninety days or whatever. And then it got to a point where it's like, now they don't even think that we can go weeks without sex, And I'm like, there was a comment. I don't know if it was reader or if she just responded to I think it was Reader, though I think she wrote it, but she said, niggas really do tend to overestimate themselves.

Yeah, when it comes to the type of sex that they're giving out to think that we just can't can't go without it. I can tell you as a sex toy dealer, the way my customers spent to me about how long it's been and why they need something so bad Because and I don't think that niggas realize that a lot of you like more than it should be. You're fucking insufferable to the point where they don't even want to put up with you for sex. Do you know how annoying and terrible you have to be as

a man for us to not even want to get dick from you. That's that's just egregious and and and that's something yourself. You're not even paying attention enough to realize that you're missing all the cues. Yeah, and it's funny because it's like I've explained that he Rita said, I've gotten my best orgasm for a sort. That's for a lot of us. And I honestly feel like, and I've said this on the show, I've said it on social media. I've said it a million times, and I will continue to say

it a million times more. For the women who talk shit about using sex toys, I honestly feel like they are afraid of the type of orgasm that they will have because then they will realize, like, damn, I've been letting this nigga play in my face for the last twelve years when I could have been nothing like this, playing her face, playing in her butthole,

playing in her cootera cat, just playing around twelve years. Yeah. So it's like, but if that's the thing, they don't know any better, they don't know their own bodies to realize that they're not being pleasured to a level that they could be pleasured. There's actually a video that uh, doctor Umar didn't send it to tone but no, no, he was saying how the reason why like, we're not supposed to have sex before marriage is because

once you start cornicating and having sex and shit, you develop preferences. So then when you get to a point where you might find a person who like they they funny, they fine, they is, they got all of these qualities and shit, but they not the freak that you done have. You don't want them because they can't do the things that that freaky motherfucker was doing because you have now developed sexual preferences. But if you start getting married before

you have sex, you can end up like my mom. My mom didn't know what good sex was because my dad was her first and her only for a very long time, and then when she got out here, that was all I was doing for years and years. So once he was out of the picture, I think it was like I went two whole years without having sex after I had dealing and then and I was like, oh, this is how it's supposed to cook. Yo. Then a woman having any be

like, oh my god, it's better dick out here. Yeah. Ye. When I did that post, when I did that post asking women, why did you have a one night staying? The things that they said men should just shut the fuck up when a when a chick said she she her first time ever having sex was supposed to be losing her virginity was so bad she still thinks he's a vergent horrible What what isnas doing? All right? They worked up with sweating everything. Rita said, I really laugh at that

post that goes around saying that ros ain't gonna choke you. You're spitting your mouth, that roads go guarantee and orgasm every time? No, right, because you because you can be doing all that shit and I'm still not getting a nut. And I've talked about that too. How I think a lot of women, a lot of women, and I can say this from experience myself, a lot of women. We can have sex with somebody and we

enjoy it in the moment because of the intimacy. We love the kissing, the touch and the you know, the caressing and like all and all of it, like the four play and everything with them, and it can even feel good while we're having sex, but we're not orgasming from it. And then it's like you have actually came. You got your climax. You you over there snoring and ship because you got the nut that you needed to get and now for me and and now for me, it's like the thing that

I liked about the sex is over. I didn't this was this sex was window shopping for me. You left with a purchase. All right, my bag is empty, the Simpson. This performance is over. Yeah. And and I think that's the thing where because a lot of guys will ask were like, well, we'll hopeme y'all had y'all have sex if y'all like this and y'a length, And it's like when you were in tune with somebody and

like you like you actually liked them and ship. Because I've been in relationships where it's like, bro, I can tell you that anytime that we have sex, I wasn't orgasming from it. I wasn't and I never did during our entire relationship. So it's like, yeah, so it's like you that, uh, what would you do your girl told you two years into relationship if she told you she ain't never had the mighty outs the context of the conversation, just regular conversation, you know, a little hey, let me

ask you a question. Kind of ship, you know, podcasting ship, we don't She's not okay, put it this way, but she's not saying it in an attacking way like nigga, that's why you ain't never made me come. But you're talking talking like y'all having a conversation and she's telling you like I didn't know how to, you know, really tell you this, but like I like having sex with you. You just you don't get me there. Okay, we got to figure out respect. But I've definitely been

in relationships where I did not fucking orgasm at all the entire relationship. Whole relationship. Though, if she wanted to be aggressive with the conversation, you know, I have to hit her with the MC breathe gotta get mine, gotta get your You are horrible, what and you deserve the rite? And hell why for saying that? Nothing about you saying that to her? If she wants if this conversation is aggressive, I don't know what to take.

If she wants to talk about this like regularly, it's aggressive because she ain't had a nut. That's not my father. I mean technically it will be my father. But she's probably cheating anyway. So then your side not making you come either, then so you stop doing so she don't cheat. She's at that door like, look, want to fix this problem or I'm gonna gonna I'm gonna fuck Connor, or man, I'm a cancer fan. You can't you can't put them kind of don't work out that well or else that's

crazy. That's a nasty business very much. And I was just saying I feel, of course not a man, but there's just so many men in this like day and age, and it's just like it's just so like that's what happens. I don't want to say romance, but you don't want me to like you don't got to be together and you can still have romance.

See, that's my job is to is to make you want to wake up and be My job is to make you feel like when you get out of the shower and you look at yourself and me like, damn, I look good And I want to be the first nigger on your mind when you take a picture. That's my job. I want you want you to send me. I don't want to have to add that's not pe you. That's the problem is asking for nudes, nast that's except for when you except for when

you're sad. That might be valid if you said you might could get that off I say, you know, or somebody died. Still they figured that out yet. I don't know if you can use grief to get asked, but it gets offered. It gets offered to you whatever, whatever you need. But if you if you offer, if you offer, because it's been

offered, that it's been offered, like you more than a loss. I just want to know the extent of where you take it when you say, when you say, if there's anything I can do for you, That's what I'm saying that trying to figure out, Hey, why you see I'm sad. No, no is crazy. There was a situation where I was told afterwards and I have gotten grief. Ass if I just said, that's how she could have consulted me, me and one had the whole podcast know what

to do. It is because like now, what if you you in there right and you just starting and then all of a sudden, it's like you just have a memory at the wrong time and you just clapping cheeks and all of a sudden, she just built tears here in her back. It's lubrication. It's a question tears as more winter just like tears running down your cheeks while you clapping them. Tears running down your cheeks while you clapping cheeks his life. I feel like she would she would like look back and be like

niggas you whimper. You know why here you offered this ass because I was in mourning. So if you expect this, hand me a paper towel. Just no, just know when she put you in the group chat, I don't care. She's gonna tell her homegirls that she had you. Whipper. You can have that one ball. Sniffle it. Snap bubbles. You gotta snap bubble with a herd. Don't go together right. You're supposed to put your hands on his cheek and say it's gonna be okay, baby, big

ass snap bubbles you okay, you know a moment that's happening. You blew him to snap bubbles. Okayla, you're telling me your your man yo yo yo bae yo boo. You're not gonna you just gonna rub his back and that's it. You're not gonna give him a blowy at least because I'm gonna be one like, bro, how's your dick hard? Right now? Tell me that, but don't act. But again, don't ask me. Don't ask. Maybe that's help me out. What's gonna make me feel better?

If you really now now I'm gonna be upset. Maybe I could get this death off my brain by you putting on my brain. You know, now, say I die and I'm like, bro, man, let me go check on my bro. Make sure you are because I know how much you love me. And I float in and this thing please. You said you talk about sex, and the only way to honor you is go get some sex. I'm trying to be awkward. I'm trying to be awkward, like I'm I'm I'm trying to float in and flicker, like let him know I'm

still here. And this nigga over here fucking calling somebody tussles like nigga, I ain't even been dead twelve hours. Nah No, at this point, nigga, shouldn't nobody be hard with me. I should be the only stiff thing around here with riga mortis nigga. That's wild, but that's life too. I'm sorry, I've been drinking tequila. Anything can happen. I'm grieving.

That's wild, though I'm clipping this, I'm putting this on Twitter, and then it's like because you don't want to do like if he just actually like trying to have sex and shit, like, you know, to get his mind off the thing. And then it's like he down there eating ship and then it's just salt because he just down there crying and your pussy and ship don't have bottom, y'all, y you are here if you munching in the weeping, bunching in the weeping is wild. No, it's sink sink

hole, deave maya. We've done that episode already, got episod, we've done, We've done in the weeping. That's wild, Jesus, But I don't think he was getting his dick sick at the same time, though he could have been. Weren't there, true, he wasn't there either. Apparently second Biblical dick is wild because they didn't have showers. Yo, just pulling the musty dick out the road cold on Now, wait a minute, them

heaper, them heapers was watching the half onus was washing the feet. Crazy, bro, You're just slept in a barn with sheep and you just why don't you just kiss it a little bit? No, absolutely strong in his dick and said all were good. The sheepskin for sheep skin. You they weren't you surfer sizing in the Bible. They was out there with the turtlenecks. That's how you keep the sayd out dusty. It was a dusty world back then. Niggas walked everywhere. Don't get mad at me because niggas was

on the dusty trail back then. I mean, technically, you know what, if Mary really didn't get piped to get pregnant, she's probably the luckiest motherfucker to ever exist, because you get to put up with Joseph bullshit the next No, no, no, But but what I'm saying is she didn't get pregnant by mediocre sex. I don't know, God, don't look like the greatest, Like getting pregnant by the mediocre sex is like the biggest slap

in the face. Now that ship. I feel like it's done intentionally, Like that's what you get for fortunicating, you breaking my command, get mediocre as an asshole. That's the case, as crazy, cause ain't no fucking way, damn. But no, how you determined if you had like man sex as a baby daddy, Like, well, your baby mama just don't want to fuck you no more at all? Like you not even the niggas she fucking when she's cycling in between niggas. That's how trash you was,

Like you not even six month dick? Like if I get another boyfriend you with, he not even worth that because because I think the baby daddies who actually have good dick, I think they be having like that past longer than they should. Yep. And even when the nigga is not taking care of his kids, that's how chicks end up with the same dead beat for multiple kids. So he didn't do right the first time, but when he supposed he came over to get his kids, he really just drops them off.

That's crazy, yep. Like chicks will know that he don't take care of the kid that they got already and will still be fucking him and then end up get pregnant again. Like, bro, you already know you're going to be a single month fun fact, now you're a single mind you let him it. But no, So so before you know, left turn, we were talking about how you know, niggas don't Niggas don't believe that women go you know, without sex for damn near any period of time. At this

point, they feel like we are incapable of going without sex. But because they don't believe that there is no way that we don't want to fuck them, right, How is it that they feel like we can't go weeks? But yet they have niggas that go to jail all the time for months and years, okay, And they're like, well, knowing men, they're ain't the same because if he ain't gay, So you mean to tell me that this nigga for ten, fifteen, twenty years, he just went cold turkey

on any holes. You can't convince me of that going to jail for ten years and not having sex is crazy. They already said, see, that's just jail. Not having sex for six mons is crazy. Side, So go ahead and post that photo that I drew ton. That's what he said. No, I posted that clip too. That's just jail. Why is that long hair? You know what? I hate you? He got dreads and he got you know corn is did he got one knee up? You've been drawing ball niggas is the whole time, Now you will put air.

I wasn't drawn ball niggas the whole time. It wasn't. Some of them had ball face, some had on a do rag. One of the strippers had dreads one dead because it was hanging off the side of the poles. Why are we here? Why are we here? Movie? Locked down? It ain't rape. He got he got the knee on the bed. He propped it up for him. He got one knee on the bed and one on the ground. Yes, this is he ain't fighting. Is he holding on to the blanket again? Yeah, niggas gripping some ship. When niggas

fighting for their life while they taking dick. He not gripping. He just got his hands out. He just steadying himself when they gripping. When they gripping, I draw the little wrinkles in the sheet. This is not you said pulling at the corn roads? Is wow? I like shift and I want you look because I need a lot of guys to understand this. Right. They don't want to see this in their head. They don't want to

think about the guy and their you know, pitching or receiving. But you are not going to convince me that niggas that are constantly constantly going like for years at a fucking time, for years. I had to go once and I said, you know what, this ain't for me. I don't like not being able to get no dick. I don't like not being able to eat what I want when the fuck I want it. I don't like being told when the fuck to go to bed like a little ass goddamn kid.

I need my freedoms. So this is it. I won't see y'all again. And it's funny because this made me think about it when someone he was like, man, that ain't the same because if he ain't gay, ain't nothing gonna make him do no gay ship. If that's the case, then you saying, if niggas get horny, their fucking animal what did we just playing on the pod last week? A goddamn lizards? Them are not people. They people, They just sick people. The people that lizard or quot

on dragon, whatever the fuck it was that them not real people. But they don't. They're not from this world. But do y'all really believe that that joke in Atlanta came out of nowhere? No? It did not. There are a lot of men who actually believe that fucking men about in prison is not gay. That's just passing the time. That's passing the time. That's a wild way to pass the time. And when they and when they get out and have access to women again. Then they don't fuck guys,

so it's not considered gay. That ain't gay, it's just jail. Now you're definitely bout sexual. It's like, remember how we were talking about we had this episode long time ago, Remember the gay for Pay episode for niggas they would do gay porn as straight men. They said, they're they're gay for pay. They would only they would only do it like for porn, but outside of that, they would only have sex with women. Yep. Years ago. I read iceberg slim book and he talked about the first time

he went to jail. He said it was broaches and bed bugs crawling all over the bed. I knew the nd I wouldn't last in jail. And and do you know how many quote unquote straight men have come home and after long bids and infected they women. That's what they said, mat now eat even if you scared and me feel like, you know, he might flash

out on you, because so what the fuck you trying to say? Because you know that's where they'll go. Just tell them, like you you know, and if you need a you know, a way around it, just tell them, like, look, I know you know people they do drugs, and shit in there, like it could be a lot of shit. I would just feel more comfortable. You don't even have to make it about,

you know, getting his meat slided on in there. But I just know, especially knowing actual CEOs, and it's the ship that I've heard y'all niggas definitely be in there fucking and y'all think shit is sweet? You know. Okay, let me take that back, because it is. And that's me saying that as a woman, I don't want to just credit people who

like, you know, same sex sex it's just a straight man. It's like gods cry no, because as a woman now I'll be wondering what the appeal of men is to gave me you know, wrong, not wrong because I be as I just be like what like I was, I was, I was looking at myself in the mirror, and I was just like, how do niggas like other niggas Like this is crazy to me? Like I just couldn't imagine just saying to Raspy, what damn man, you had some

today? No? And I and I get it, like not in a you know, a homophobic way, because I feel that way about white people like I have seen they make everything they make it. Thank you homophobic. No, but I'm saying I get what you're saying because it's like, no matter how attractive I can think a white person is, I can't be sexually attracted. Like I just I don't find them sexually attractive, Like because I

joke a lot. I'm saying I have a lot of white boyfriends. Like look how it was about Chris Hamsworth when he was thor Like long hair Thorwn, not short hair thorw. You're not you're not giving drums. But I just I'm not. Yeah, I just I can't. And it's strongly because I just I have this idea in my head of what sex with them smells like that's crazy and it's just it's a deli. It's a fucking deli, and not like the premium deli meets like like black pepper turkey and all that

ship. I mean, like all that soggy wet ass. Jenny definitely Oscar my bro, that's nasty. I don't know if you ever watched Jersey Bennie from Jersey and he was talking about how like he loves black women. I can see that talking about how he loves black women and they were saying on Twitter how they would always try to bring black girls back to the house, like while they were filming Jersey Shore and then producers wouldn't let them bring the

black girls back. They count they only let them bring back the white girls and sob like that's why they used to act like they didn't like the white girls. They would try to kick them out. That's not who they wanted to bring home. They were trying to bring home the black girls, and the producers was telling them no, Like way back when, I would be

so upset, like so you telling me black girls no more? I mean, I'm not surprised, no, but I just I just it's like a a thing with them, like there are way too there are way too many of them, like as a collective that just be like, oh, we don't like to properly wash our bodies. She put the money under it something. Yeah, he was just like you smell like ays boss, that's crazy. What you mean you just you went in there and wristd off crazy? Yeah. And I just and I mean I joke a lot, and I'm

like, no pink meat. But it's like, honestly, I've had black niggas that have pink meat on a tip. It was like Neapolitan ice cream. You just it just it just jumped chocolate to strawberry. So yeah, you know, but I do so. I you know, I make the no pink meat jokes, but I've had black ass niggas with pink meat, like tips with pink as fuck yes, because it's bright pink, and it's like, damn bro, they ain't putting no peroxide on it when they cut

it like nothing. I just I don't know it's a cocoa butter or something. I just feel like it's whatever. But and then when it's little and got the pink shit, it's like, you know, want a pit bull go to have sex and they kind of like lock in hold on. It was either Memi or Leelo. But years ago, I remember one of y'all made a stat that was like niggas always trying to give women hygiene advice and

they booty chicks be glued together with dookie. Not for real. That's really like a nigga just clapped a hurshy between his ass and one hundred degree heat, y'all, And I feel like them the type of niggas though he said, I randomly laughed at that a few times a year and and them the type of and then the type of niggas wouldmen be given all the sex too? And I just remember that burn on big guys was like when I wipe my owners, I like three days because because I think they don't grasp the

fact that it's like you were just dry wiping. So when it's no longer moist, you're feeling like it's going but it's not. It's just yeah, because now now this has I am positive this has happened to everybody at least once in the span of their life, and they got doodoo on their hands somehow while wiping at least once. Don't look like that, Serena, because I see how much ass you got. Yeah, with soap and water. You don't just take a dry piece of tissue and wipe it off, right,

You a big boy. You got some shit on your hand before. You ain't never been like, oh ship, and then just go about your business right right, You'll be disgusted like yeah, because it's like once it's something you red, you keep you keep relaughing that ship and damnit it like your hand is red, your ship is red because you like, oh, my fucking god. So why do you think that dry wiping your ass is cleaning it? If you wouldn't dry wipe your hand. Niggas is wild And

again this this is what this is who they're giving sex to. But I can't say that because that's hey, ain't got six baby mamas. It's the six baby mam apart from me. It's like bro like y'all samell khim before you let him come in your room, you washed the clothes. You know how fun I told you niggas said to air that ship out because it be it. You see, that's why exists. The fun't dirty, dirty niggas getting the draw sagging is why lem exists. That's that's an unchecked fact.

But I just I just that has been like that's my life, dud, because because he got seven hundred dollars jeans on, he wear Dior cologne over

the funk. Because I'll never forget the very first time it happened to me, I was fucking mortified, Like I was just like my tears, I mean my eyes literally filled with tears because I was just fucking dis because I'm real squeamish, like it got to the like you know, how when you get tears just well up and it make you blurry a little bit until you actually blink and they fall like it was because I was just like, I know the fuck I did not shut the fuck up, nasty bastard like And

the crazy part about one is he keep going and going and going until he's too far. When did I say something I was wrong? Before that part? I just just because no, imagine driving your hand, did you go to reb your you got? That's that's how you get think, actually, how you really get think. That's how niggas get think out. And it's so funny because I was just cleaning under mine today wash your lives because that's

great, but most of them not. Right. So, but while we're on the topic of pieces of ship, Brian McKnight tried to have a show like a concert concept uh, and people were not going for now some people actually did purchased tickets. They're probably older than me, because you know, they don't they don't care about ship like that anytime. Still a slapper won't go about his parents. That show was canceled like he canceled his children. So they were not going for that ship at all, and they did.

They made a statement said, hey, y'all don't have to do nothing. Hey, you came just in time. We're talking about Brian McKnight being a piece of ship and and his concert getting canceled. But yeah, they they made a statement like, hey, you know, the venues decided to, you know, cancel this. You don't have to do anything. Refunds will be processed automatically. But this nigga really thought Ship was sweet and was gonna try to creep in with a concert after all the bullshit they even said,

like and then he just did it again. This was within the last couple of weeks because we just talked about it. You gotta do something. You gotta go to water. You gotta take care of his kids. That's what you gotta do. He is taking care of his kids. Know them first few I don't funk with. But what's but what's wrong with him saying hey, I got it wrong the first three times? Y'all, y'all grown all

that. I don't know the nigga hearing them say that out loud, that's ooh that guy dark Hey, Shavana said, let the record show I publicly hated him for years. Get the mistakes of God. He blame all that on Jesus. He was like, yo, got it, Like God, let me down on this one. No, they brought up down. Was like, hey man, God say He was like, oh no, he wasn't talking about them. He wasn't talking about kids born out of seeing Yeah, it's like a dream hearing about my kids because I wasn't married, just

wanted to be with you. I don't think that's how God works. And then imagine being them kids. He said he was starting back at one. Well, his career, everything is starting over. Having a junior and the name of your new kids. Now you got to get a real job. Now you got to go fill out a job application because you ain't booking nothing. He gotta do nobody booking you for ship booking that nigga lit paternity course

or something. Bro, come get your kid. This fan is he gonna rebring he gonna come back in. Somebody's like it's like, it's okay to shut up. Don't say nothing. Just don't say nothing. You don't be the first. He gonna be the first R and B singer to wear a louta door mask because he can't show his face. And then he gotta change his name. They can't call him Brian Mignight. He can't change his face. Yeah, but if you wear the mask and call himself like mocking Bird

or some ship, well he better be silent. And I talked, I feel like you're gonna do it him big night Mack and Bird. I don't know ever since he made that cringy ass song, let me show you how your pussy work. Ya, I was a slapper bro. I don't play with that one. That was just wild. He came from anybody else could have made that. I forgot he made that. I think I have pushed that out of my mind. I mean he he thought he was going to make a comeback, but now he should have got keep swelling on the remix.

I like, he probably could have made a legitimate comeback if he wasn't doing all of that extra. I mean, he's not. He doesn't sound bad, like you could have had a good, authentic com up. But look what you did. It's just the part where you started talking about his children. What did I say? Did I call it? Didn't I call it? You always? That's not bad. Two weeks, It ain't no

longer than two weeks. The universe has answer your prayer, because what did you just say, like like thirty minutes and then you say you wanted to fight? Oh yeah, there you go. He said, just one old school fist fight between me and you. Was like, if you don't grab him by his jeans throw him somewhere, it don't count. You lose by the fault. You got to open the car door and then grab and throw him into the door. Or you gotta grab the jean and throw him into

the door of the house before y'all go in. But then you gotta be like, oh, gotta reverse jazz and your ass right into the hesitation. You didn't even let this there. For this is how weird these niggas is. That's why they perfectly ask your for The old school fist fight is the craziest, but you know what the craziest. But here's the craziest thing about it. There's the old school fist fight. First. Oh yeah, we did that in the beginning. Welcome good, we got good. The Mexican

stand off old school Saturday night in Mosquigo, Oklahoma. I said, I don't gonna you know what that means. It's a slobbery knocker. That's a nasty work because it becomes the slabbery knocker nigga. Let me tell y'all something. I am sitting here right now and I have on a diaper. Wait, you work fail, you ran out of pads? You need aaper because first of all, yeah, can you hear? Sometimes you need what you need? You don't care, You're fine? No, wait, we'll share,

Jimmy need to just pack it up. Me back up north the dog alone. So I know at the beginning of the show, like because we h you watcho miss, we were talking about Jim Jones at a fighting airport. Now you know, we were talking about like hair pulling and ship Now I know, like the way you drew dog braids getting pulled in that picture. Anyway, I know that everybody here is familiar with the Jerry girl. Have you ever had the Jerry curl? Of course I did the wrong with

you, dine that give me please, get pictures, please everything? Of course right here, right in the middle of my bath. This must be an a JUVENI has been threatening everybody with ice tonight because I think I threatened somebody else. At least hers is born online Valley yours was the people were just trying to work, No he said, what if they stole from them, because they're not illegal anyway. Now, I had one, my uncle

baby, get one. You had a band your uncle, girl, because technically, I mean she made like all of them had everybody, all the all the men in the house had occurred. No, when they had the gold skunk stripe, that was nasty, nasty working mom won't let me get the whole fact they all had movies with the golds don't strike waved lou Bus

with some of the nastiest work. And the fact that depending on what shop you went to, they knew how to make you look like a lightning boat in the front with a lightning boat in the front and blind to the back. Jerry curls are basically back and they have renamed them. And look how much they're charging for it. But y'all will never convince me these one thousand dollars Gina curls aren't worth it? Did you say, you girl throw your

hair? So because I make sure it is a house, it looks like she's natural and they win it. It depends, it depends on what you spend the On the one way, that's crazy, it really is absolutely not. Well, yeah, you're right. That depends on the city. It depends on the city, because I know you've got on. The hair is expensive. It's it's very pretty. But bro, you're not gonna whack me waving. I was like, brow, how many have I watched your mama

give that? That was in the day getting you get the band back together. We have a It was the yellow ship. The yellow bottle you're talking about, it was. It was the default. It was the default curl stuff. Well, the default curl stuff came in multiple bottles. It was a yellow bottle with like red writing, but then there was a gray bottle of blue writing. Yeah, that was official s curl. Yeah, that's where that's when Pink lo she hit the scene. I still got that at

the girl smelled so bad when you're doing it. I used to work in the shop and the smells like writing eggs, yeah, literally has egg in it. I think it something like that. Well, I mean it's not just that, like anything that smells like because like even near and ship, like all that chemical ship it all, that's how it smells. But I'm used to it because like ants my cut, like our family full of fucking beauticians, and it's so funny. Because I am like the only girl that

can't do fucking hair. Everybody else learned how to do hair. Me I was outside. I had no time for that shit. Fuck them dials, fuck the mannequan heads, fuck them combs, nigga plus, I was tender headed. One day, I'm gonna tell the story of how I let give me a car and they win. Save it for storytelling, friends. When I say that ship was crazy, absolutely there you go on, that's your episode of the story time with Friends, Right, yeah, that is shoot

the actual Jerry curl while you're doing it. It's up right, niggs. Oh yeah, it was. That's what it was. It was that ship was always in the fucking house, like, man, the keep getting curls, Like, whoever you doing that? Niggas kept activator own deck, hanging out with the beauty shop for eight hours. That's where your mama work is,

as us off. That's why that's why we kind of fucked up and got issues because we spent so much time in handling the chemicals because the shop is no place for kids, but we were always there, Like why are we so many? I feel like that was like that was like the custody exchange. That's where they would just exchange the fun out of us. Y'all going to the Seena house this weekend and then everybody get dropped off at this most fucking shop. It's seven kids here. We had no business listening to

whatever scamming ass conversation. We had no business in their period. Like if at any given time like inspections rolled through and ship that was getting fine, supposed to be outside playing was not, there was nowhere to play. That's how I think that's how the ended up in karate class because the dojo, you know, you know, I just watched that clip today with me telling the story was here and she was cracking up over in the corner when I

was talking about me getting shredded by them big bitches. Go, this is probably the most fuckery variety fuckery ever. No, No, I'm just talking about like the show as a whole. That's really what it is. You don't know what you're getting, but you can't miss anything. Now. One, this is a stretch for you because you're a big guy, like just you well over six feet and you know that's that's a lot. Tone five five eleven, I'm almost there, almost, And it's like you know you

still you still look fluffy, but you're not like you know. That was rude. Actually I'm not, Actually I don't I'm not getting short. How would y'all feel if y'all ever got in a situation where y'all did have a woman do this? I put men on my shoulders? What okay? And do the little thing the thing and stuff and they never had that before. So wait, she means, that's all right? What does that mean? Just what I mean? I don't know if I can say certain stuff on

here? That's why you put me on your shoulders? Wait? Oh, so the guy's faith Wait so the guy's legs is between your face? Yeah, so I put them right here where I'm holding their ass and then I'm sucking that dick blurre out. I don't know if I can't say this, but I put them up in the air and I'll be giving them heat like this in the air. But you have to be a certain weight limit. Okay, this is what was the question that made her say this. I

don't know, but you should try it. Well, you should, little, but we got to go. It's rare, okay, So I hate so do I need to draw it? Please? No? I got it good. You're lying. I suddenly suddenly it all makes sense. Yep, I see it. I understand. No, did you draw it. It's like that's why she didn't get to go to power Bomb, and we get it. They're just not usually in that position when So when you ready to come to you heard Karna, you like to get out that jail? That

is wild? Tell you you can remove the ones that I've been slowly trying to get rid of them. I think it's like, I know you've been in the gym getting swollen, so you know you ain't gotta take that. Get you a little nigga, he gotta be like five a. I don't know how tall? How tall you excuse me, Strokes, there'll be the one how many people and I can't fit your shirt? Yep, I know this nigga being winny to Pooh and it just gregious. Don't walk to the

pussy like that. That's wild. I think it would be able to know. Folks. Hey, one, whenever you're ready to leave, bro, we can go wild fucking wild, because you know technically, you know how to end the episode. I think I've cracked enough jokes for the evening y'all, you ladies can have the rest of this. So anyway, Actually, how many how many people in here? I definitely do. I ain't gonna lie, I'm not judging. How many in this room can admit that they

have judged the book by its cover all the time? Is one? At least be honest? Three do you have? I know you have. I judge people fucking daily. A lot of people don't like to admit that. I definitely do, and I will for one it I do that ship all the time. On Facebook. If you send me your friend request and I see certain things in your profile picture, I will deny the fuck out of

you. Yeah. Like that's a good example. Yeah. Like, or even like if I go through like your profile and certain ship and I'm like, that's all up. Dating app is picture cover and you know you've got these dingy No, I will not. I will not add you based on the people on friends most definitely. And then you have, you know something, just the little unk symbol if you have that in your I won't add you, king and queen you to death. You you will hole tap homies

are not allowed me me. You need to make a dating profile just just just whole tap homies just make a dating profile just saying ship. Yeah, no, not sure. I sure the fuck won't if I go and your interest and to see that your favorite books is forty eight Laws of Power and Ship and Nope, yeah that'sh it's crazy, Like, man, you're not really reading I said some other people. No, stay away from niggas that look like that smell like petulio. No, no, it's just it's just

certain things like I see a coofee anywhere on your program. No, that's crazy. M Can I talk to you my sister? So yeah, So it's just it's just certain things because I am judging the type of energy that I know you go, come with you, and I know that with my with my personality, Bro, you're not finna get added. Just to try to lecture me on every post. No, so I do you know, I don't. People like to make it seem like being judgmental was just this

terrible, horrible thing in some situations also save your life exactly. In some situations it can be really fucked up, But in other situations it can really come in fucking handy. Okay, So this clip on social media popped up. I'm gonna go ahead and play this one, and we can go ahead and discuss some of the comments that I read yin't your daughter or your why not? Why not? Because of your parents, your personality and the way you speak? What do you mean by thu? You know what he is?

Like like like yeah, like criminal? I mean you don't look like a scholar, so one of the kind because a lot of them niggas that look like that just because they watch anime don't mean that they still ain't criminals. But you can't really say that now, you can't because I doubt there were people on both sides of the argument, but honestly both neither side was

wrong. It just depends on how you approach it. Because you have people that are like, well, you can't judge a book, you know, by its cover, and then to counter that, you have someone saying, yeah, but for most the cover is meant to draw you in, for

you to even decide if you want to read the story or not. And then it's like, okay, yeah, you have people say, you know, you can't judge a book by its cover, but then we also have what first impressions or everything, So it's like it's good arguments on both sides of it. Now, me personally, I know that you can't look at someone and tell who the fuck they are. Like, if that was the case, Ted Bundy wouldn't have been out here whacking mitches. All right.

They thought that this nigga was charming and sweet. They judged the book by the cover, and then they got covered with dirt, so that didn't go too fucking well. But then you have people who you look at him and you see, oh, well, this big, buff ass black dude, he got locks and everything. He looked like he was steal my car. But yet this nigga has master's degrees and shit, he is very intelligent. Look at two chains and shit. White people wouldn't look at that man and

be like, damn, he's actually fucking intelligent. He would probably say what that nigga said, Well, you don't look like a scholar when he really fucking is. But he doesn't need to act no more though at all. That Yeah, he angered me. I was so happy that Nigga died, and the way he died, it's just so fitty. I was so mad, like you can't even die, right, I was so upset, Like I was so angry. I mean in the context of that video that we

just watched that worked out was not wrong. I mean, but you also asking something, You asking people from two different walks of life to make a snap decision. You can't say it look like a criminal, because well, white people commit crimes. But he asked Nemero time, what do you mean when you say like His answer to his question was like, what you mean by thug? But in the context of you saying, hey, do I

look like somebody that could ate your daughter me? You asking me that, no, you're not the kind of guy I would want my daughter to to go with, because even perception is everything, like this is your first impression, you look like somebody I don't want near me. But even on top of that, he didn't say that you look like a criminal. He just said you don't look like a Scott. He didn't say you wasn't one. But he's just saying, like, y'all with seven of y'all was walking down

the street. We don't think you go into the library going to the libraries. We don't think that. And I think it's like it's it's looking at that because you know who they asked and could have been on the other foot, because looking at him, they could have been yeah, he could have been like he could have just came back from Buck Pound in jail, but you wouldn't think that. But I'm saying, look at him and been like, and you know what, and judging books by the cover has gotten a

lot of people asses, but also it saved a lot of asses. It's gotten It's gotten a lot of people. Asks well, because how many times have we seen niggas think that they was gonna just knock a white boy fuck out because he didn't look like that nigga was fucking MMA train and he put the fucking fists and feats over this man. We seen many high school videos between this and even seeing it on Water Street. Oh yes, this is so, this is this is my go to for judging white people, like

judging white boys and shit and feeling like the MMA track. Whenever I see a white boy with a tattoo right here, yeap automatically assumes, I automatically assume that that nigga will kick you in the face. Yep, hard calf tatts and flip flops not fucking with you, cause that tattoo is about as high in the accurate spot he needs to hit you with his leg to knock you out and not hurt himself. Don't let it be some burning heart with

a knife through it. Oh they killed before, Yeah, they killed the bear with their bare hands to write a passage or at least committed a hate crime. Definitely, it might be a good time until you piss them off, though that's the only thing. I think. A lot of people run from that and don't want to admit that they judge people. I do it all the time. I may not say it out loud, but I'd be like, definitely, don't look like they watched their ass today and guess what.

But guess what, I guess it don't be the people who y'all would think it. Don't be the people who out the house and bonnets. It don't be the people who be out the house and bonnets, the niggas who sprayed clone. I don't because you go out with your people. And I've said it on the shot before, Like the misconception like people think that if you run out in some fucking pajama pants or something like you just climbed out

of bed, Like actually, I sleep butt ass naked. These pants is like a brand new outfit because I just pulled them out the drawer put them off. I don't I don't sleep in pajamas to roll out of bed in them and come outside. So no, it's not at work. I mean with a right PIU. Most people who come out the house in pajamas, that's usually they lounge around clothes like mad that you're wearing pajamas, Like I just like Cookie Monster fade and like Elmo eye is black? Like what the

going on with THEA. I don't feel you. They've been washed one time too many. The ones that you wear around the houses, don't wear those outside. That's all we say. Put the new Cookie monsters on. I got the fancy men's joints from the clothes, the crock and borrow joints, the ship with the pockets on the quality. I swear the guy is one of the reasons why I keep my Coles car. That's always be I got so many pairs of his pajama pants. Stop robbing. I can't help you.

Mama felt sorry for him, and she finally started buying me my own because she was. She said, that man, he can't have no fucking pajama pants left, she said, because whenever I'm washing clothes, it's fucking five six pairs of his. Then that's when you respond, we don't keep clothes on over there anyway. I just need stuff to come home in. You come home in here ship. That's terrible. How you think that got the mouse. I'm just saying, he spent the night. You don't take

no bad you just leave. Yeah, most of the time, he just her. Most of the time. He just like to be on the porch. He lives five minutes for me. So she walks over there. You know how niggas be flying when they don't they don't pack that just get off the plane and go shot. That's how she That's how she goes dog house. I'm leaving with something, gonna steal the ship. She take a shower and put the whole outfit together on the bed, all his ship out of

his closet. But take this T shirt, these pajama pants, and you got some socks. So so when I left, get the black joints. Last time I was up, last time I was over there, you too. Last time I was over there was two weeks ago. He did that. He was like, you cannot have those pants here, take these, So he did make me swap but then wasn't his pajama pants? The facebook real when dog keep walking in the house and his girl was like, oh, you keep taking his hoodie. But she like he'd be like, you

can't have it, and next you know, she got it already. She no, I do take his stuff back, but when I take get back something else, I swap it. Like, so I so this is how it works. Why have a drawer when she owns his closet? But this is how it works. So I go over there and before I leave and with like, I make him spray whatever shirt I'm taking. And then when like the scent is just like fully gone, then I go and I swap

it out. And you just want to That's the only that's the only reason why you will do it, No, dadd Like, if if we get to the point where we finally have a talk that we're supposed to have, I'm like, bro, how about we just look for a crib and because me and you will be pulling resources over here, I will pay the fucking mortgage over there just to not have to be there. They can have it and do whatever they can re model. They can demolition this motherfucker. I

just I don't want to beat it. Said she's gonna let the house go to shambles, but it's paid off. Hi, Rabbi, we were actually talking about you. Rabbie actually stepped away from Diamond for a while. She had the rental strap. I was to talk about how they all line but

you you horrible fall this time. Tell her, Hi, you gotta get the detachable straps at that point, I think I think the funniest part about like dil Do's and straps is like because you jagging it while you're cleaning it, Like because you gotta really latherate and make sure you get like vular, because that's how if you don't do that, that's how you end up with

like that rose. Y'all saw that picture that rose that was for sale and Goodwill and had the little dried up secretions around the blower part, the sucker part, that's nicely, Why are you reselling people people like good Will? Probably didn't know what it was it was. I don't know what they thought it was, but it was on the shelf and it had the sticker on it for a candle holder, and then it had a little probably probably yeah, they thought the diffusing some ship already. That is that is a lot

of you niggas are still alive because the situation. I hate this sometimes because it's like I can't tell what the videos are because the thumbnail on here looks different than what it looks like for me when I send it, so like you're the actual like the opening thumbnail and a quick clip different. Yeah, So I'm I'm gonna play the one that I know. I know that y'all know that I've had jelly Beans's dad has raised my blood pressure like for years.

There was a video that I saw on Instagram and like it triggered me so motherfucking bad, Like it made me so mad, And I am going to play this video first, and then you know, if if you're not familiar with the story, you know, just give you kind of like a quick clue in. But me playing the video first kind of takes the time

with me having to go so much into it. Hello, hello today, But you won't even let me ask them that's you before you trying to answer, Oh my goodness, Jimmy, why you so rude to your daddy? But that doesn't give you a reason to be ruled. You gotta honor your mother and your father's fee on. I get that much, but you don't have to be rude about it. I know that I heard you the first full times, but you still need to stop being rude. That's the whole

thing about it. Because I'm a parent. You can't tell me nothing, that's the thing. You definitely can, But you can do that without being rude as well. That's the whole thing. That's the key. You don't be rudy, you don't be disrespect okay, But you don't have to talk over me either. But you don't have to talk over me. So if you don't want to talk and you're gonna talk over me, you could just be quiet and let me say what I gotta say. You get that from

your mama. But I love you and I missed you anyway, all right, Okay, So the caption said, listen to how this ten year old girl handle her father when he tried to call her. Okay, first of all, she getting her ass whooped because you know that all that she was extra. Get that ship was too extra. Get mer ass whooped for what? Because for me? Because if you not my daddy, nigga, you don't come around and you didn't get a chance to figure out if that was

the case. But if he was very calm her, did that mean this nigga ain't ship, which means you calling me, trying to talk to me and I don't want to talk to you. Okay, it triggered her because we know that if it triggered her, he must be your dad be so no, you don't. Nobody contacted this video, So as a dad, who is there? Okay, this ain't for you? Who is there? So from my perspective, is my ten year old daughter, which I know she won't get on the phone like that ass is getting whooked. But if

he's that ni, I feel is there a bad context to this? Is there? Like do we know a story? No we don't, And that's what triggered me. So the thing that triggered me about it is is you have so many people in the comments like you have reactions like tone of course, and then you had reactions instantly blaming the mom like oh well, her

mom just in her ear. You can tell her mom is in her ear, and the mom think that, you know, I think that stuff cute now, but then you know she gonna start being disrespectful to everybody, and you know all of this. The reason why it triggered me is he talks just like Tony down to the sweetheart this and sweetheart that. And I feel like with him showing this video, like having somebody called him call. If Tony was to do this exact same thing, this is exactly how that conversation

would have went, exactly how. But because we know the backstory with that, if he posted it, everybody would feel like that and had them same type of type of comments about Jellyban not knowing shit. So I'm not saying that she's automatically right, he's automatically wrong. What I'm saying is I don't like how everybody just instantly jumped to all of this the mom thought she got.

I've never had any of them type of conversations with Jellyban. As many times as jelly Bean wanted to call this whole ass nigga, I ain't never asked her what what you want to call him for? Why you want to tell him Happy Birthday, why you want to tell him marry Christmas. I ain't never had to do none of that shit. So Tony has this thing where and I don't know maybe it's just me, but I feel like in our community, we have this thing where we teach blind respect to our children

based off of age and family relationship. I don't do that in my household. You do not automatically deserve respect because of your fucking birthday. You don't automatically deserve respect because of your position on a family treat. Talk about it, and that's something that I do not teach to my kids. Y'all are around Beans, y'all know that jelly Bean is literally the sweetest fucking child. Jelly Bean still has an innocence in her teenage years that is rare. We

don't see that type of shit. We'd be surprised, especially with her being my fucking kid. But that is how she That's how he triggers her because all of this time that this nigga was going and she was trying to reach out to him and do all of this shit, then all of a sudden, she was over it. She didn't want that relationship anymore, even though as a child she was the one trying to men in relationship that she didn't fucking break. So then when she finally got to that breaking point and she

no longer wanted anything to do with you. After trying for years, you start talking to her for two weeks and then you start trying to gas like her, telling her that is her fault, that y'all don't have a relationship because she's not being receptive to you, finally trying to be a father.

We have adults who struggle with emotionally being emotionally intelligent, but we go sit here and say, a ten, twelve, fourteen year old child is supposed to know how to deal with anger, pain, frustration, just all of these things at once, especially when this person is clearly clearly feeling like they can disrespect her emotional boundaries just because of your father, and not only that the thing here that's underlying for me, and I think that people forget this

sometimes children are still human. Humans have feelings and so like even when told us said, well, I'm a she get her ays, so if she get her ass so if she disrespectful, she disrespectful. That is a Yes, she's a child, but that is a human who's expressing her feelings. And to me, it sounded like she was already at a breaking point that that's exactly what it sounded like to me. So it's like y'all, y'all blaming it on the mom. You you're talking about her being rude and disrespectful.

It's like, okay, these are these are feelings that need to be addressed here. And it seemed and I haven't read these comments, but like, did anybody put any other on this on him? Like you said, it's not up to her as a child to mend like this relationship that she

didn't break. Well, that's the thing, Like when me listening to him and how he was talking or he was even talking to her disrespectful because he's he clearly said to her, I'm your father and you have to listen to me and that and that's not and how he's how he's talking to the disrespect So it's like, okay, you're already disrespecting her. And then then he

turned around and said, oh, but I'm gonna listen to you. But then I'm not gonna listen to you because you said in the same breath, And it's like okay, so now, yeah, like respect is a big thing for me even as a grown up, Like I don't care if you are my mother, my father, I will not be disrespected. I don't care which title is. I don't. I don't like. If you are disrespecting me, then whatever happens after that happens if I choose to remove myself,

if I choose to block, if I choose to move around. Like you said, a lot of times people think because they hold a certain title, they supposed to be able to get away with certain shit. No you don't, and you get this from your mother. So now you now you're putting putting down the mother in front of her as well too. So now you've showing me. Number one, you don't respect me. You know you're not respecting her. It's a daughter. But now you also don't respect the

mother in regardless of how you feel. And that's no, you don't do that. I don't say. I don't say nothing about Dylan's father. However he chooses to manage that situation. I let him know I will support whatever it is that you choose to do with that situation. That's what I'm here for. I am not here to down talk him. I am not here to tell you that he ain't shit, because at some point in life,

those are things that you will figure out on your own. Number one and number two, I don't have to say shit, because yes, what he see his mom doing everything by herself, so he knows somebody he ain't doing something. It goes with I'm saying, he sees it every day. I don't have to say shit, but I don't. I don't down talk. I don't because he'll never be able to grow up and say my mom said

this about you. Is she said, no, my mom said I can do whatever I want to do and handle it however I want to handle it, and she'll be supportive. That's it. That's your daddy, not mine.

Yeah, and it is. And it's a thing where, you know, adults feel like because they're children, they can literally talk to them any kind of way and you can't have any opinion back, you know, it's like you can't like it's like, yeah, like you can't defend yourself, you calling me a liar, Like you can't do anything as a child. And it's like I did the most that I could to try not to be like that towards my kids. And because of that, we have very very

strong communication. Like it's like I've gone, you know, to get a hug from me when she came in, cause she looked like she was having a real bad day. And she was like, no, thank you, you don't. You don't have to hug me. You know what I'm saying. And I was a child that grew up with, like you said, not only the blind respect, but blind compliance. So you weren't able to ask questions, you weren't able to give in opinion. You just did as

you was told, even if you didn't necessarily agree with it. And what does that do? You grow up as an adult being blindly compliant and not speaking up and having opinions in situations where you should. So that's why, like you said, similar to you with my kid, like, yes, he gets a chance to express his feelings. Yes, he gets a chance to have an opinion. Yes, he gets a chance to establish boundaries and

handle situations exactly how he wants to. And I welcome that. We've had situations where, say, for instance, he didn't like how his grandmother was talking to him. She would be yelling, and he told her, I don't like when you do that, and if you continue to do that, then I don't want to be around And he was able to express that respectfully. And what happened It changed because he was able to say that now you

take that. In other situations, it could have been a different parent who don't raise a child like that, and they would have saw that being disrespectful. Yeah, and that's something that I explained to my mom because it's like you don't get to just talk to them any kind of way because you their grandma. Yeah, no, you not. You don't. You don't. You know what I mean. Oh, I'm so big on that you do not. And it's like they hate that adults do not. I feel like

they are ever supposed to be corrected when it comes to children. And there's a thing. So we got Robert in the comments I'm gonna read because I hadn't been able to post. So he first said, he said, I'm with tone if it's my child in my case, ass whopping. Only other thing I would have said is I'm on my way. Then he said, you can't fack the mother for everything. Uh. Rita said, exactly. Don't do that blind respect over here either. Robert said, but I also

agree with Mimi. If he's not involved, then he says, I agree that a child has feelings, but as a child, they still have to show some level or respect. If the father hasn't been in a life and now trying to demand respect that it's not cool either, And then he said they should be able to have an opinion, but there should be some level of respect shown. And that's the thing. How many times have we heard respect is earned? I said all the time. It's literally earned. Respect

is earned. We don't tell well, I don't. I don't tell my kids, Hey, you take whatever comes your way, But once you turn eighteen, then people have to earn your respect. And it's like, my kids are smooth as fucked, but I didn't raise them to feel like they have to be disrespected and talk to any kind of way. Just because somebody is an adult. Now, does that mean that they go around cussing fucking adults out? Oh shut up, No, But it means they have the

right to speak up for themselves. They have a right to create boundaries, And just because you're an adult does not mean that you have the right to

disregt guard their boundaries because you don't like how they make you feel. And that's Jellybean's dad problem and why it was so triggering, because it's like, you already know why this girl feels the way that she does, you acting like you don't like that, and you were constantly like I feel like you you called antagonize it and that's it, and you wonder why she's frustrated because you know what you're doing and you recorded, you know what you're doing.

Yeah, and it's like me, I feel like it was just for show. So it's like, now you're you're frustrating her and I feel like she says she didn't want to talk to you when after she said that the first time, I feel like it should have been done at that point. But you keep pushing and pushing, and then what happens at the end, she's at her max. That's like when my kids come in re she got school and work, jelly Bean school, jelly Bean come in and she I can

tell she you know, in the move, Jelly what's wrong? I don't really want to talk. Well, I'm gotta talk right now. If you want to talk later, you know where I'm at. I'm not gonna keep pushing and make you talk to me like And I had to learn that too, because I definitely would. You could tell something wrong and I'll just be pushing, pushing, and then it's like no, tell me, tell me, tell me something. Tell me, tell me, tell me, but

it just makes it worse. So it's like you can't always do that because, like you said, it's like they know where to find you. So if they really want to talk, like they'll eventually come around and then later on and they do earlier at school today, you know, blah blah blah, just start telling you without you even having to ask. Yeah, yeah, at the wrong goddamn time. Like shit, I'm watching TV now here, just walking in the dogs. Its like, now I clear time because

I know you get home at four oh six, four o six. I was ready to talk. Now you waiting till I get deep into my show and shit, trying to catch up in beings before niggas ruined it on Facebook. And now you're like, well, yeah, so today this girl, and it's like doing way till I roll that bag and the door, huffing and puffing. As soon as that brought my mom, I said down my so today at the oh, okay, all right on, Like you know I just took this bro. You ain't give me a to give me X

amount of time home and get that. But yeah, it's just I don't It's yeah, I I think we kind of talked about it on the show Friday too. But it's just like our generation, the way we're parenting. It's just it's different. So by my read my comment, y'all know I always comment on this video or you Yeah, I commented on a video on Instagram. I said, as a person dealing with this exact same thing, it isn't always the mom My daughter spent years reaching out to her father and

he wouldn't talk to her or return her casts. She still want to call him and wish him happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, any holiday. Nothing. Finally, two years ago, his parents in California pay for me to fly her out so they could meet her for her thirteenth birthday. They were tired of waiting on him to have a relationship with her. She hit it off with everyone, but by the end she was just over trying to have a

relationship with him. So after years of trying to reach out, which isn't a child's job in the first place, and I never once denied, he got upset because she wasn't receptive to him. When he talks to her on the phone, he'd be harsh and impatient, harsh and every time she did actually pick up the because he blocked now she blocked him last April and ain't and her grandparents keep, well, you should unblock him. She said no, thank you. Yeah, She's like, no thank you. But that's

what I'm saying. You see how polite beings is so for her to act like the girl in this video, it's because he triggers her to that fucking point every time he talked to it. And that's the thing, Like, that's how you can tell the disconnect because you're not even picking up on those cues. As soon as she starts talking, you can. You can hear it in her boy, and you you didn't even pick up on that. You just kept going and going and going and going, like and knowing because

I see my daughter and knowing how she was prior to blocking him. Her entire mood would just change as as soon as the phone ring and she would see it was him calling, Like just the life would fucking drain from her even before she even picked up the phone, because it's like he doesn't know how to talk to her as a child, and it's like you talk to her like it's her fault and then you then you say shit, Like then you say shit like, you need you need to stop being weird, because

because other little girls would love to talk to their dad like shit like that, this is what you're saying to my be and you wonder why she don't want to fucking talk to you. You don't know how to talk to her, and because you don't know how to be a father to her, you haven't developed that level of parental patience. You don't know how to deal with her at all, and then you have the nerve to be upset with her because of her emotions that you cost. So now you're going to play.

Now you are going to play victim to circumstances you created. And it's always like that. It's always like you're oh, so you're the victim. Wow, okay, ye i said. So she started to act out just like this, and she's never done that. She ended up blocking him completely and talks to everyone else. If her dad posted a video like this on social media, people will react to it, not knowing he's really the fucking problem. Even his family talk about him like, we don't know why he liked

that. He grew up with his dad. His dad's still doing shit for him. We don't know why he's like this, doing that a two parent household. His parents still married, His parents are still married. His parents are also the reason why he is the way he is. But seeing her so snappy, sarcastic, and hostile towards her dad is not her personality. But how do you expect a child to properly manage her anger, frustration,

disappointment, abandonment, etc. All at once. Expecting that level of emotional maturity from a kid when most adults still struggle with it, it's crazy. A lot of you also feel he deserves to be respected by default, because you don't consider kids have feelings like we do, and don't think they should

be allowed to have boundaries with adults at all. No, I'm not gonna push the idea he deserves respect solely because she's a child and he's an adult and her dad showing blind respect due to age difference and relationship aren't taught in my household. My children were raised allowed to have emotional boundaries, to communicate and express themselves. They don't stop having feelings because they kids. She is still very much respectful and a joy to literally everyone else, because nobody else

has ever treated her that way. Like it's just this nigga. So, like I just said, these are the circumstances he created that he plays the victim to and continuously tried to gasp like her about until she blocked them. But yeah, that's our community, got that bad. Like that's still your mama, that's still your daddy, that's still get granted, that's still your grandpa. I don't give a fuck. That's all I be hearing. And it's just like okay, no, like no, no, you do not

get to put me in this space because we share blood. Okay, fuck you, and a person can only go so far. If if it's getting to the point where I feel like I'm about to be broken, then something has to give. You can only put up with so much for so long until it's like okay with something. Adjustments have to be made, like it really, it just is what it is. And if they love you like

they say they do, then it cycle that has to be understood. And so again I'm not saying that kids should be disrespectful to the point where they're just going around just being outright defiant and just going and cussing out or that's no reason, that's them out or you know, she was just I don't want to talk. I told you I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk, and yeah, and that scream was literally just frustration because

like, why is this nigga not respecting what I'm saying. She should have just been like, be quite honest, I wouldn't even answered. Jelly Bean has hung up on her dad before because he was in the middle of like going off on her, and she just she just hung up, and I'm like, I could hear you through, because of course he called my phone after I said I can hear you through the phone. I said, she hung up on you before I had a chance to snatch the phone from her.

And it's like, you're looking at it like because it's you, I'm automatically gonna take her side, because I gotta be no, what it is is you haven't been here as her fucking so you're not finna come in here talking to my baby like you're fucking crazy. It's not his works. You don't just decide, oh, you know what it's time to be a dad when I want to, you know. And this honestly, honestly, and wow, and this this is this is a situation that I had with my

own dad after my dad and my mom split. My dad was not there for any of the ship that I needed him to be for. When I needed help with homework and when I was struggling with things, when I had fucking good report cards and all of this shit, you were nowhere to be found. But then you think you want to pop up and chastise me on the phone, talking about what you're gonna do. And so I hung up

on you know what, I didn't even hang up. I put the phone down on the bed and let him talk to itself, and I went outside to play, and my mom come in and she can hear the and she putting like hello, and he like where she go? He was like, she said she been when outside this phone, just been sitting here. And then he want to come over, thinking that he finna you know, put hands on me and shit, and it's like, bro, you don't. No, you haven't been here for any of the ship that I needed you

to be here for. But now all of a sudden, you think it's my You think it's your job to come in and correct something, but you ain't. You wasn't here when I had a fucking three point one. You wasn't here when I got picked for this team. You weren't here for none of this shit. When I when I was struggling to need to help with homework, and he was like, Okay, I come by after this.

I come by after this, and then you never fucking showed up. But now you want to bitch you by my grades and try to threaten the nigga. Fuck you. That's how I felt. I didn't have respect for him as a man and as a father because you're not showing me that I need to respect you as a man and a father. And even as an adult, I've definitely had times where my dad try to say certain things or try to like chastise, and it's always like, nah, you can't do that

over here. Nah, Tommy said. I worked so hard to try to maintain my presence with my daughter, so that is not the case regardless of my relationship with my ex. Yeah. And it's like I don't think a lot of people look at that. They just feel like, well, I'm your dad, I automatically have the right to discipline you and do this, and it's like, bro, yep, you're supposed to respect me. I can discipline you like you wasn't with mom shooting in the gym. You went

with mom shooting in the gym. Like, nigga, she is here every single day through everything. And then it's like even when I call you and I actually action Mama, she get child support. Action Mama, she get

child support. That was your answer to everything, to the point where like, and I know, like this happened for a long time before my mom finally broke down and was like, I'm tired of this, nigga, and she sat me in the middle of the floor and she showed me every single check support stub that she got, and then we went over the shit that she had to pay for, and I'm like, bro, I'm wearing Jay's, I'm wearing Tims, I'm wearing air Max, Nigga, this one check

my shoes is more than this. I work at fucking picking save and even I'm spending morning you spending and child support buying my own clothes because me and my mom had an agreement because it's like, I know you're a single mom. I know the kind of shit that I like because it's your fault that I like it. At this point, I'm at the age where I can start doing shit. So it's like, Okay, I know I'm really into shoes. I buy my shoes. You don't even have to worry about my

shoes. So then she's like, so if I buy a pair of shoes and she's see what I bought, I come home. I got a ship ton of outfits and ship to match whatever shoes I bought. So it was like, you know, doing shit like that. Yeah, So it was like just her seeing, just her seeing that I wanted to take my money and do stuff like she went and she added everything to it. Like I told you, as much ship as I talk about my mom, she's always had to provide a part down. She just wasn't a fucking nurturer. She

didn't know how to do emotional connections. That wasn't her thing. But making it rain, that was pretty all day. I was spoiled as a month, so I never wanted for anything material wise, like no other listen conversation. It's not gonna work, it's gonna yeah, And that's why you know you said, when it comes to that emotional like that kind of that connection is just like and I wasn't always the best with my kids. I had to build to that because I was so fucked up from living at home with

my mom and not getting that. Mm hmm. It was hard. I struggled with affection with Dylan because we didn't like. On my mom's side, it's they're not affectionate, like my mom just start hugging me. Hate each other with my mom, just like I'm talking about each other, like putting siblings heads through glass windows type shit. My mom's side, fucking hate each

other. Just she just started hugging me. And it's still something that I have to get used to because I she wasn't doing that when I was younger. Dad's side, they're extremely affectionate, but then here comes this affectionate child that wants hugs and wants to be under me and wants the kids. He wants to do all that. And I came out and asked him. I said, well, would you like it if I do you feel like I need to hug you more? And he was like, yeah, I actually

would like it if you did. And so every since then I have to learn how to be more affectionate because I did not know how to do that. I had to learn. Yeah, it wasn't it. I didn't I love you listen literally within these last few years. Actually when I moved, that's when all of the affection and I love you not and it was let me say you know things, Michael, and it was like it's just it was hard. That's really how you feel. You actually kind of quiet most

of the show. Anyway, I've been talking. I've been talking. I've been talking for some time. Well, let sitting here right, I guess that part's okay, yes, like you just you. It is a process. You that's when I feel like becoming a parent, that's when you realize, like, damn type of child like you. That's when all of them the issues that you didn't realize you had, they come out because like you

gotta address some head on now because you got you got a kid. Yeah, but that that's definitely something that I struggled with initially because I didn't know what to do. And then even like with isolation, cause it's like the times when I was home with my mom, like she didn't work all day, like she went to relax, she go in the room. She you know, she she a hermit. She holed up, you know what I'm

saying. So it's like we're in separate spaces in the house. We didn't do anything, We didn't go anywhere, we didn't have them you know, mother daughter days and all of that kind of shit, like if it was an event, like it was a wetting or something, you know, like me and her and my sister, like we go and get our nails and

shit done and like stuff like that. But it was like it wasn't any real bonding between us because my mom just her personality period, she didn't like to do shit, and that was you know, my dad was always on the go, so I was always with my dad. So with the girls, it's like I tried to do those things like trying to set okay, well every Thursday we'll go skating. Every Tuesday we going to the movies and shit, you know what I'm saying, Like, all right, you know

on these days we go bowling. So trying to designate days for us to be able to do things, for us to have family time or even if it's like all right, you know, my money's kind of tight right now, but all right, we're finna sit here. We're finna watch all these Marvel movies. We're finna watch all the Harry Potters or the Planet of the Eight like, you know, doing shit to give us time to actually sit and watch shit together. You know what I'm saying. Like we spend a

whole weekend watching movies and shit together. So it's like doing everything that I could to try to create a bond with them. But I'm really really big on kids being allowed to set emotional boundaries. They do not deserve to be fucking stepped on just because they are kids. I know people might look at that is you know, how she reacted. They might see that it's disrespectful.

I look at that it's frustration because it's like I'm telling you that I don't want to do this right now, and you are trying to force me to do this. I don't force my kids to talk to me, because I know how I feel as an adult. I have them days where I don't want to be fucking bothered. I don't want to be bothered. I'm wanna come in, I'm gonna close that fucking door, and nobody talk to me. I have literally sent messages to the group chat. Nobody talks to

me right now. I just I don't I don't feel like it. I don't feel like it, and they leave me the fuck alone. So you know, I just I don't feel like we should subject kids to that just based off of relationship. I'm not saying, you know, you gotta go in and get out of my room, bitch. It's not what I mean. You don't your kids they know their parents and you yeah, like, I'm not shut up talking to me, Susan. Well, that's the thing.

That's like when you up my room, that ain't correct them, and so they know how they're supposed to talk to you, because like a lot of times I said to my kids, like, hey, it's your tone. It's not what you're saying. It is the tone. And when I can go ahead and talk to your tone, then we go ahead and we

have a conversation about that. But then also too, I'm not trying to turn into the tone beliefs though, either because I don't want to always be like, oh well because of my tone, maybe I can't you know,

say anything. So it's trying to find that fine line. It's the one downside when you do great children like that like to express themselves and have opinions, because they they will try you and they will kind of you know, push it sometimes that that that'd be like the little little downside, watch your

tone. It's not like, yeah, speaking to children. I think I might have ruined my coworker today and I didn't too, but like, you can't be back here trying to have grown up conversations and you fifteen and everybody else in this motherfucker's thirty five plus, Like you shouldn't have been back here fucking with these old niggas. So and like I walked in, like because the story, I'm coming through the doors of the back rooms, Like I

walk in. They like in the middle, like mid conversation and like they was talking about like training these and transgenders. I'm sorry it's offending people, but little folk has been up like he thought a hermaphrodite. It's not a thing, because I'm like, yeah, I'm like, bro, USU your Google's like you never heard of this. He was like, it's like there's no way to why you can't be born with both. It's like it's a

thing, bro, It's a real thing. I don't know if you googled it, but like every time and this was and this was I got the like ten So this is probably like eleven thirty in the morning that he's having this conversation, and every time he saw me in the story, he just made it a point to say, the wine, you're lying, that's not real. I'm like, bro, just google it. He's like, I don't believe you. I'm like, bro, at your at your mom,

act your dad. If I'm like, I'm like, I don't know how big the big black guy at work said, I'm just saying I didn't. I didn't mean the ruin anymore, guitar. Don't use words that you don't understand. I've learned that several times. Yes, so don't be out here too if you don't understand what's going on. Don't use the word very simple.

He exists out here tainting white boys, and he looked like one of them, and he looks like in this case Diddy, and he looked like the kind that like it's gonna be a wild stretch for him to get them for I'm not saying that he won't get uh, I'm just yes, absolute fucking look that's called back. Absolutely, I'm judging he might be he might be doing more, might be doing numbers. Yea you if you if you met Tanner Tanner, Tanner puts definitely getting not getting no he was Conyer was

older brother Tanner ain't getting that He's listening at Connor's door. Count the older brother Tanner is not getting kind of slaps him around all the time. I was just at that anna get it, Like Connor walks past and puts his finger under Tanner's nose type ship. I was just like in this kid, that's gratify and you say proudly. I just want you to understand that.

That's because next time he's going to show him what he found. But I'm just I don't some people like I don't know how to handle with you because I grew up I know that on everybody. When I was fifteen, I know the type of ship I was into. So when I say things that like, he was bewildered and baffled, like, I get it. See when I was fifteen, I was trying to be outside and do some hood

rash ship. I was trying to be a little manage motherfucker put my hands on so I understood something that But for him to be like I just that's when I was on at fifteen. I don't know what these new fifteen year olds are doing because my little brother wasn't on that type of time, like, I don't know what my little brother was on, but was robbing me. He was on business, he was on hisself. I wasn't trying to touch trying to touch other people. I was trying because you got to touch

yourself. I've been through that stage. After you touch yourself, it's time to go touch other people wore you out, it's time to escalate, It's it's time to see if you know the women who touched you had the same affect you touch yourself, and once you start letting women touch you, you figure out like touching yourself is cool, but you definitely like it a little better when a woman touching all I'm saying, and depending on which way your

paddle swings, you might like a god touching you. Sexuality is a spectrumist. I just want one that this young man knew nothing about her mathadite. Now he don't. Now he done went down the hole. He done found out about it, and during the time frame he's now done, went to ex videos, looked up her map ord as if his search history looked like that. It's your thought, though, you got to take ownership for that. Yeah, now he don't found other ship now he's probably gonna be you

know what's gonna have to work there. I didn't tell him that until like it was time to go home. You know what's that's even worse. Now you gave you gave the man with a loaded mind. He gonna come back to work talking about a one. You know, they got chicks with dis away from it's all the guys with you cannot. You can no longer work.

I hope nobody at your job watch this show. First of all, he was already You're having this conversation with other white people, white people, too many white people talking about Dixie is not your bag, bro, I'm not trying to be upper. You gotta have a buffer. You need a black person who think they have. Why is everything a dick joke? Because

they don't suffer from homophobia as much as black men do. Ain't homophobic at some point, they wouldn't draw They draw Dixon faces for fun, bro right, and like as soon as they say something, I'd be like, I just black Pauls. They take flashing Dixon slapping on their friends. I say, Pauls, that works so much, and they look at you like you weird as hell, And I feel like the more I say. I feel like the more I said one day, my coworkers like the one was this

Paul stuff. I'm like, that's like when you say something very gay as you do. I've been trying to but they won't let me work with headphones. This I have to You ain't got to respond to what you hear. God gave you the job to learn how to mind business. Discernment is the name of the game for you. You need to be discerning. Sometimes you lean into it. Why I love my my small staff of five because when we come yeah, you know, hey, man, I'm just trying to

share that heat of blood. One that is not that is not That is not how you cap off this conversation. You know what he's doing, that's actually not him jealous. She's like, can you please explain to him? I'm like that guys for two weeks. So y'all know that Netflix is crack down? Oh yeah, cause I can't. Yeah, So what happens is every two weeks you got to check in so like she has. It's actually

supposed to be once a month. Yeah, that's what it is. But she tries to create well, he created an account, and it's because it's like, it's his account, his son account. And then he said, because he called jelly his dark, so her account. So he went and created the fucking what did he do? Oh? So he got Sonic for his profile thing so that he could put jelly Bean and his son as fucking knuckles and tails and ship. So now they got their little feeling thing.

This is dim So that's his little thing. Because jelly Bean had fucking what's it called snorelax or ain't got the pokemon that big, that pokemon because they had Transformers and she had snore likes. He was like, no, me and my kids gotta have the same. So he changed everybody profile things. But she can't open her profile at the house because it's keeps saying you're not a part of this Netflix household. So she has to he has to prove

it or something. So he has to because they have a thing where like, well, if you have a second home or if you in this other location a lot, log on on your home Internet and then when you get to the second location, continue from whatever, and then it sinks it and you just have to check in from your home location once a month. That's what At this point I'm Finna. Just be like, just buy her her

own right, just send her seven dollars a month. Seven she got this ship twenty if it's just for her and you only need to TV's it's like seven dollars a month. I think it come with ads, though I don't nobody want no ads. Still, man, if I'm being's watching law Nord, I don't want no damn ads. So I know what time we got adh because I show that my Hulu is ass free. That's crazy. You

got a free Hulu, but God adds commercial. You gotta remember when I initially had my peacock, it was because Spectra was giving it to me for free. I'll gladly take free with a couple of commercials. Haven't having a peacock with ads and and just peasant ship? Only take im missing in the recap video compared to the next pay per view promo video. I don't want to know they wrestling, They do be nat commercials pan commercials? Is it wrestling is supposed to have none? It is about It's probably a B.

It's like actually watching it's the same three commercials. You get like three four commercial you get three commercials. It's only two and they be short. It's real quick my peak. I don't got ads on YouTube. I definitely ain't got a YouTube. I hate the mask but I don't hate them enough to get YouTube. Wait wait until election time coming around, because folks wasn't what

was folks didn't. I don't know when the guy with election time coming around, that's all you get Mayor Johnson pay It's like a fucking Kendrick Drake be doing the election time. You know that he don't take his garbage out pay for about this about the garbage of America? You know it would be absolutely the political pop dog listening the top Dog commercial. It might be bro. I'm not gonna play him this week because I forgot to send them his tone, but I got some Facebook ads. Oh my god, no that I

need to play for y'all. That's a spin off episode. We just play. This one is absolutely ridiculous. I have to watch it. I have to watch it three times before I realized when you say ridiculous ads, are you talking about like dog? Why is the ad? Are you talking about like pocket? Because it's like really, but if you is it not paying attention In the beginning, it's literally like porn? Is it worse than skittles. That's not as bad as I'm trying to make hav an aide sound like

a party. If you get the medicine, you can party you Okay, I only see this ad on YouTube. I've never been like watching like the Next Game on T n T and seeing this commercial. But they got this ad where it's medicine for those who have prep. It's a bunch of niggas just having a ball. Everybody here got ass to be I'm just saying, bro, you don't make it a party. What's the old what's the dish that you? Why we curing it? Why are you just giving me something

like that? Why do we so we can't find it cure but we can find everything in the world is suppressing. Yeah, this is what got them in this situation in the first place. No Grinder did because it's a party. Shout out to hes Nasty Nick. I'm not watching that show. I'm not watching it. He keep being extra because he just be on Grinder fucking shout out these niggas. No, I don't know Tyler turned him down. It doesn't matter. He don't care. He just finding niggas on Grinder.

He getting them fresh. Off the ad. He just got puture of his stomach and he catches bagging niggas. That's nasty. And then he sucking in one of them Masquerade ball man like Carmichael's freaking deal. Freak, that's what you He came out the closet and he really came out. I mean I heard that he came out. I didn't know he had a later dubt Moot episode one. He just went crazy, all kinds of white boys leaving out this apartment definitely has whole and then he be calling them twinks, yeah,

leaving them leaving the residues ling with in the Yeah. I had somebody's asked me what the twink was and I was like, I have never heard of you never heard of a twink? The host but it was like all these twinks, ferries, bears, bears, that's that's nasty business. I'm I'm mad. I don't know that. You know, you know, I got a lot of nerves because wine used to be like the sex dictionary for all

the ship we didn't need to know. That's how we found out what the strawberry shortcake was, among other rusty trombone you know what Urban dictionary Alabama hot Pocket. Yea, the Alabama hot pocket, the bunking. All of this about from that at worked Urban Urban Dictionary, so like when you watch it, like I'll be watching it on YouTube and it mostly come from wrestlers. I used to make it with a donkey punch, like like Kevin Nash put

me on the Alabama hot Pocket. I was watching the shoot interview. He was talking about that's what Wait, which one did you look up? Bluefle Is that what you look up? This strawberry shark? K Wow, you said Alabama what hot pocket? Blue colors? Yeah, they swirl together. Yeah, like punching your girl. And this this is two for Cleveland Steamers. Crazy, you said Cleveland. Yeah, I'm agreedious. What a bear? Go ahead and google on your own. Were all crapped at one?

Why Kayler, why do you keep coming here? Could you learn? But you you leave a little bit more mortified? Wow? And then Serena just sitting here like y'all can go ahead and school. I will not repeat that the Sibius vibes dot com and you do not have to worry about a man punching you in the face, nothing in it and then giving you a strawberry. That's a lot of nasty works. Look, there was a nigga in polling for a while who wasn't donkey punching people. He was cracking eggs on

bitches faces, right crazy, I think think he got black balls. So I will be forty in less than forty days and that's what that's what I wrote yesterday I posted and I said forty to forty. But yeah, so less than forty days now I will be forty and uh meeting this one here, we'll be going on a cruise. So I need you all to go shop, okay, because I need cruise money for this casino is going wrong?

With a pineapple on the door, you'll be good birthday. Yeah, So lacibus Vibes dot com, we want if we go a steak out, what we want to understand that it's a lifetime contract said to hang out with anking that doesn't work, because it doesn't work, because it don't work, or look where they are number. Yeah, we don't have a calling number. We just you type whatever you need in the comments and then we just shut out the law radio. They came here before they could they that can't

just come out of nowhere. Man, somebody that. No, they they an older version of us. No, because you know how we be getting them random racists from YouTube? Yeah know that? When that's why I say, when you said outlawes like look at the good they cool, these helpless a color purple, these helps color coordinator nowhere did give me for the episode? And then y'all talk my bad? We only nine we nine minutes away

from three hours. Yeah, so y'all know how I feel about this topic already, This drizzled Drizzle movement is getting out of hand, is getting out of hand Against my better judgments, I went on Bumble. I connected with a guy. We were having great conversations. We talked a few times. We made a plan to go out and have lunch. The day of I'm getting ready. He hits me up and he's like, so, I'm going to move for seafood. Do you like seafood. I'm like, yeah,

I like seafood. He's like, okay, what then we should go to this restaurant. I don't even remember the name of it, but anyway, we should go to this restaurant. And I know you paying for the lunch, Drizzle Drizzle, No, I know, I'm hanging up in your fucking face. CLICKI clickie, because you gotta be a drizzle drizzle food. If you think you gotta be a whole different level of sassy to use the word

drizzle, I don't give a damn if it's missing. NOWT said, if rain is coming out the sky, you better not even say it's drizzling because I'm gonna walk away drizzle drizzle, No, I'm not going. And that's for drizzle on for shizzle my nizzle fucking food. And I feel like you started this because I promise I didn't start seeing this until after you the first one. Yeah, I did not, but there are a lot of people that felt like I started it when no, I was mocking them for mocking

us. I was just doing it better. So yeah, you for your seafood sex about to be trying to see I don't even know what the joke, and it's crazy. It's crazy because it's like we went from the whole fifty to fifty thing to the drizzle drizzle. But I'm about to play this video and I want people to see, like why we feel the way that we feel about things. It's like I don't mind pulling our resources together, but you were not about to give me the short end of the stick.

So we are both going we are both going to work every day. And then you think, okay, well, we're both going to work every day. You know, cost of living is high. Both of us got to pay bills. All right, cool, understand, you know, we gotta make suit happen. But then to have the audacity to turn around and tell me what a woman's job is in the house. So yeah, let's go hend watch this video. Her cleaning habits has fell off. She used to

want to wash dishes, wash clothes, and clean the house. She doesn't have that motivation to do that. Yes, ma'am. Now maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm wrong. Correct me. She's working and you're not, and she's seven months pregnant and she doesn't keep the house as clean as she wants. Could you work that out for me? I feel like, okay, yes, she she does have a job. Okay, I'll take on maybe thirty five forty percent of the cleaner. Because she leaves brawl, she leaves

pantyholes everywhere. This is why we can't never get out there. When she goes to the bathroom, she to take a bad the water jumps out. I feel like her her personal hygiene has fell off a little. This is why we can't get She told her about this. She she has fixed it a little, but it's still pretty bad. And I feel like she she does not comba hell like she should. She doesn't. She doesn't take care of her hair like she don't. She don't take personal hygiene the correct so

she doesn't pretty up herself. And now she doesn't clean when she gets off that job, and she comes bringing that seven month old belly in there, and she doesn't just get her hair home to look good for you while you're sitting there with your unemployed self. This is your job with your unemployed self. Okay, you expect her to hold down all of that. And what do you believe you bring to the table in this relationship. I believe that I bring simply, like she said her back broll, I support her in

whatever decision she makes. And just because I don't work doesn't mean I'm not looking for jobs. But at the same time, it's on me to get to those jobs, and I haven't been able to get to those jobs. So why you're not getting to the job, Why don't you just clean up the house I'm not don't understand that. Why you good since you can't contribute

economically, and I understand that could have happened to anybody. Is it it a cumbered upon you to make yourself something other than a So why isn't everything handled when she gets home? Why does she have to clean anything? Because first I think she she is the woman of the house, and I feel just just like she has a job, I should be able to get no out and get a job. I don't expect. I got a migraine on this, like why are you feel like it's the woman's job to do in

the house, but you're not doing the man's job outside the house? If you look at she doing the man and the woman that nigga, why are you here exactly because he's homeless? Until tone gives me a legitimate answer, I will ask this question every time you play one of the videos. Who the fuck is in charge of the niggas around here? Who is running hr for the fellas? Niggas? Nobody the problem? Your seven more independent, work a job all day and you come home to this nigga, I'm gonna

be even matter that you it's sitting here doing nothing with yourself. You're not even trying to make the mad torment win money and nothing. And I will say that this was supposed to cook clean. I will say that this was like, bro, I have two jobs and you have your you have none him, I am going from one job to the next job and you have none. And then you want to complain about you have to do around the house, like, no, I do not feel like fucking coming home and

cleaning up. What are you doing all day? Are you really right? You're eating and putting dishes in the sink and garbage. And he is one. He is bump. He is one of them niggas on the line telling women how they should be giving very much homeless. Beat him, sister, Why would you go to a woman game the game? He ain't playing the

game. He's crazy though, So like on my off days, I imagine that this is what niggas without jobs do seven days a week, because on my off days, I eat cereal, I smoke weed, and play videocas all day and I couldn't just living on my girl. When you said that, I thought about Bernie Mac all day, and I'd be like, yo, is this what niggas with no job? Really do know, because I have had time where I had no job. I bummed like that for two days and then the rest of it I got to do something. No,

no, I'm talking about niggas at home. I can't be like that. I was just like if you even before I got in the game, make sure the bathroom was cleaned, the kids, the dishes were done in the front room. You don't do nothing like you just got up roll the blunt and like, if I'm here, let's clean up the kitchen, let's let's do something. I gotta clean it because when I started, right, I don't know what time I work and I come home. You're gonna clean up,

You're gonna you're gonna cook. What what you're making for dinner? Oh guy, if you gonna, you're gonna you're gonna try to touch me. You're to get give me nothing, bitch. I just made you a mail

clean the back while while your back, turn your back. You love me, don't let me tell you something you want some Just like it's triggering me because like I said, like it it's like listening to living with Ken again minus the pregnancy, and it's like at this point he's that I didn't sell sex toys then, because I definitely would have had straps in the house. Was kissing and make a better Oh my god, I'm walk away, Carr. I'm I'm walking away just like yep, like kissing me these ingredients.

So why he's sleep on the couch having the RESTful day. She's gonna slide the strap on him, walk up to his face with it. No him doing Yeah, I was just gonna say, like, how you know you walk in and ship. Niggas sleep and ship, And I'm like, Nigga, I've been at work all day. Just get to tap in the strap right on his forehead and you know what makes that sound too? Don't use to walk around trying to wake up. Just don't used to walk around. Yeah, so, no, nigg at this point, I didn't spend twelve

plus hours at work. I'm going to tap that ship right on your motherfucking invisible hairline. Can we go home? We can't. I want to thank you guys for tuning into this week's episode Uppocially Awkward. If you were out for Sink of de Mayo, I hope you got drunk for me because Teach just didn't have energy today. I tied. Yeah, are we it's mama dad. Yeah, I don't give a funk about my kids don't do ship. Actually she showed me today. She she threw her phone at me.

She was like, here, catch this didn't give me no thing fast or nothing clean the out and and it was a cup. It's a there's a margaerite the tumblr target. Yeah, she was like. She was like, because I really don't know what else to get you for Mother's Day. And I was like, bro, you even see me drinking like that, passing each other the hallway. I'm like, well, you know, I say,

he said, it's how many days my kids don't do ship? Which is crazy because I have artistic children, okay autistic, I don't know. Sometimes they give it a spectrum, sometime they give him spectrum. But no, read, don't be like, damn, let me draw this bitch something. My kids making something jelly beans. She fucking crochet her ass, motherfucker. Don't be like let me get her ball head ass a beanie like nothing.

That's probably why Beanes won't do it. Like, yes, I'm obliging you stop caring about my birthday at eighteen, But since I've had a job, you keep asking for seeing you see, even though that I'm not like that, I don't stop caring about their birthday. So this year, jelly Bean, I had actually been playing because you had a rough year. But at this point forward, I think I'm gonna start doing my kids like I

do my dad. My birthday is always right before Father's Day. So if my dad don't call me and tell me Happy Birthday, I don't call them tell them Happy Father's Day. I just you know. So at this point, if my kids don't operate accordingly for Mother's Day, because I'm not gonna be here on my birthday. If they don't operate quarteringly for Mother's Day, then everything is fucking canceled. I do that with Christmas Birthday. I'm gonna

just be like my birthday, wake up. I'm gonna tell them happy becausey'll tell me Happy Mother's Day. I'll be like, happy Birthday. And then when they be like so, I'm like, yeah, So remember last month Mother's Day, y'all didn't make a bitch, no bacon. You couldn't get a pancake, nothing, because they used to at least do that. They would wake up and like coordinate, and I wouldn't be able to eat breakfast until three o'clock in the afternoon by the time they was done. But they

did it. They did it. Yeah, no, bro, I was definitely up stomach growling. Then you could smell it cooking. It just take them forever to cook. So you know, but now it's like you motherfuckers don't do nothing. I'm sitting up here. Were going to fucking steakhouses and ship on yall birthday. We're doing all this ship and you. But this is the thing though, It's like when it's something for their friends. Oh

yeah, you're making custom shirts, custom hats, custom scarol basket. Like, bro, y'all forget it, like you made off you got off her basket? What absolutely taking it? Person, Yeah, I'm absolutely taking it. Relationships trying to make you what you look? Yeah, you know what, Yes, her mother but was not be like past generation. I am her mother, but you know what, there was a point in time where she became potty train and wiping her ass was no longer on my parenting list.

You know what I had to do for months, wipe ass hart ass in the shower and do all this ship And you gonna tell me that I don't deserve a motherfucking Mother's Day gift this year after the ship that I just had to go through beans, we might get you something, you don't get you something you can you raise all hands, But that's my point. After the ship that I just had to go as a mom, like my motherhood

was put to the goddamn test. I'm in fucking look day. I mean, I am literally, I am literally, I mean child wrapped around the hand like in between ash cheeks, scrubbing like I'm look. If if I don't get a mother for a goddamn a card a mother, you can do an in car something, I will cancel everything around this bitch. Y'all will never sell a break a birthday ever again. In my y'all can't even y'all

can't even whisper Happy Birthday in my house. Old, let me don't get something from Mother's Day, and I'm finna go home and I'm finna screen record this part and I'm finna send it in a motherfucking group check. Let me not get something for Mother's Day this day. Brot. Yeah. With that being said, we've come to the end of the episode. Make sure you check us out on all streaming platform that's spreaker. Spotify slight Heart Radio episode

is live, so it will be available for you to watch. The audio will be probably up with the next twenty minutes anyway, because I don't want to deal with this later on tonight. With that being said, me, Me, is it okay to go home? Now? We got a home, We got the whole