Episode 235: Deep Dish Dickin'

Etting what's going on? Everybody. I want to thank you for tuning into this week's episode of Posturally Awkward. If this is your first time joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I mean, your host, a favorite hotivational speaker, Mimi, Mimi someone hundred or Coma Walker if you're nasty. Yeah. And speaking of Comma Walker, she has you know,

she she's been going through a lot, but she has returned. Uh, I went and I actually filmed a lot of content last night, So make sure, uh you stay tuned because I have to edit that footage and get it posted. But I am joined by my co host. We got the narcissist Bye Guy Win aka mister Nigga hair do it is what it is,

just accepted. And you know, as much as he tries to dispute being a narcissist, Like, as we were walking up, there was a new security guard that we did that we did not recognize, and he was did we not recognize or did he not recognize? That's the question. It was both. I've never seen him before. I ain't never seen him. He should have saw me. But and he was like, uh, oh, you know, they closed, they closed you know, I had a quick flex. I was all, no, I gotta I got a fire recording

here. He'said, oh yeah, you'll have a good night. I wasn't listening to that, but but Wine was really just like yeah at this point, so was yeh but right, so it was you know, one had to like, how dared this nigga? I know that, you know, nah didn't I like, I legitimately didn't think he was speaking to me. And temporarily we have our engineer of the classic man, mister tone Death is in the building. He's just here to get us situated with all of my

visual aids, and then he is out for the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know he got he gotta go sell his body. Actual town used to be a hell back. See, I'm glad I stopped actually something I'm proud of. But that right, that's why I have to stop you. I mean, you know the whole dads can be hose. Hose can be dads. You could be a good dad and still be a great hole. That just that's when you're real nigga for real. Hey, look, you gotta respect the nigga who's still on this square but just sucking all

the bitches. Do they make movies about niggas like that? Yeah, but they But they never make the movie where he's the good guy in all of this. No, No, Tyler Perry never made make those movies where he's good. You ever noticed that though? For real? Like when you watch the movie about the guy who just be fucking all the hose, it's never the hose fun. It's always him. I was like, come on, bro, all these bitches and it ain't none of these house really crazy.

This is all his fun. He made them crazy. We we gotta put we gotta make a movie town when we start our two b takeover. We writing a movie where he gonna fuck all the hose and it's all the hose fun. Watch the movie today that was so bad. Audio was bad, the concept was bad. Okay, you good thinking about that's really her husband? Damn like you drifted off in the trance and that's exactly what it was. I'm like that at some point, I'm like, am I feeling time?

I'm sorry, y'all. I was. I was in the middle of creating the post for tonight. I was thinking about the post. But I was in the middle of creating a post. But then a comment popped up and I was trying to explain, like I'm on now A lot of us like that hand but whatever Facebook while the show was because you are like I tell y'all all the time that I am like a fucking cat with a laser pointer, like I get distracting. But that wasn't who we bumped. It

wasn't drunk. I'm just asking. It was there was just that many niggas here. You need some freaking beer wearing green and then your boy, you know, I forgot my boy, your boy Julie that says, oh, it's a party going on, right, a party? Yeah? Yeah, I don't Facebook and nothing. But when he's saying I'm throwing a party, everybody here. But it was funny because like a barbecue. But he got they got the building. People got caught, so they came up here and

he was like, yo, bro, you got chilled. If they scheduled this, we know about this. You you just doing ship. You can't just be doing just because you gotta have security whenever you open anything that requires people to come in, right, and you gotta pay for security. He was like, I got He was like, I got this. The bar pays for two niggas to be here. You didn't pay for two niggas to be got it right off, right off the back. You already got.

That's for a few hours. It's cool if you open your door. So hey, y'all get hungry my own party. He said, Hey, let's open the door. Hey, bring your niggas, come on, let's all party on me. Like, you can't do that, dug, don't tell him that because they take close that door, they come inside your area. That's it. They can't come inside, Sherman Phoenix, You don't do. The ill part is he's gonna do it again. Of course, that's the ill part. Like Broke, don't learn his lesson. He was, like,

he's just like a batman villain. He is an old nigga, because old niggas do whatever the fuck they want regardless, Like we have old niggas that called a job, right. They want to check on their money. They want to see what they make account of, look like even if it's thirteen cents, And you tell them we need a b C D for you to give you the information, they don't give a fuck. Hey, man,

can you just gonna hand tell me this? Like, bro you gotta passor I ain't got no goddamn sir, you got a password on your account, and you know what, you talk to me all the time, and I know you got a password, and I know you know the password because it's a word you always fucking say, and you're the password on my account, you drunk I'm talking about. I'll be talking to my customers the hell

I do. Because you want to know why, I really don't, because no, you're not, though mere told, because you're out here in No you are. That is not true. No, Because like so I'm live now so I can talk about it now. So I shared a video of a man with he got that hang dang on him and he is able to pound pussy in multiple positions. If you don't like that, that is on you. Some of us bitches like that. Okay, we like that.

So so no, so here's my thing. You gotta if you got a sense of a pussy that can't take dick, that is that is you. That is perfectly fine. That is dog that that is perfectly fine. But your bitches is not gonna shame us because we like to get a little rough sometime. Okay, I'm I'm not gonna be like, damn man, you know, I just want you to, you know, just just slow stroking it. Only give me two inches so that I can feel more feminine as a woman. Fuck you and fuck that. I'm gonna take dick how I

want to take dick, And y'all take dick. How y'all want to take dick? And that's just the fucking end of how we go take dick around this motherfucker wait looking like that, I'm hearing you with the white man face, and you don't know what to say. So I'm gonna go slow the

transition. You know. It's an episode of nine one one this week that actually kind of has something like that, where a dude and the girl was finally getting it in in a swimming pool and fam decided to go get the honeypack peel combination that he shit swoled through so much that it got stuck in her. It was in the episode, right, so people are like, well, that that's not uh, that's not pleasurable. It might not be pleasurable for you, for you, for you, there are some people who

like to get they ass beat like motherfucking slaves. During the session, I told you all a couple of weeks ago when we went to the sex dungeon. It was a bitch getting in there, beat for like two hours, getting back on the ass with paddles for two hours straight. I don't like to be hit at all, but guess what that was pleasurable to hurt. I can't go what the fuck was I supposed to do? Open the curtain and say, hey, bitch, you ain't supposed to like that, because

sex ain't supposed to hurt. No, that ain't my motherfucking preference. Getting like you're gonna tell me what my preference supposed to be when I'm fucking. If you don't want shit to hurt, then don't do shit to hurt. That's like me. I have a I have a specific pain tolerance. Now, if you were pushing my servants back, that I can take. I'm equipped for that. But if you like, I don't like to be bit, I don't like to be pinched, and I don't like motherfuckers hit me

too hard. Maybe it's childhood trauma because you know I used to actually get my ass whipped, and you know how big granny hands was. Maybe that's why I don't like niggas hit me on the ass. Like that. Plus I don't got all of that tarbet, so it's different. I didn't know you was into that kind of ship. You like being big. That is a wild girl. A lot of people are into Biden. No, some people like bite bite, but like a little cool. But yeah, but

people, Okay, it didn't come out of nowhere. Okay, so what so what happened is if you if you go on my very last Facebook post, I shared a video of a nigga engaged in intercourse, you know, and he is doing you know, some non traditional positions and you know, kno sit now. So they're like, well, it don't look pleasurable. She don't look like she enjoying herself. I'm like, bro, she is literally watching the back of her motherfucking brain because her eyes is back here and

she's holding her leg up for him. You can't tell me that she's not fucking enjoying herself. She's not trying to get away, She's she's holding her fucking leg up for him to get back in there. So for me to have a motherfucking tap so says sex is supposed to be pleasurable. You gotta have a big vagina to let a man with a big penis pound on you or your pleasure is pain. All I want during sex is to be pleased. All that takee dick every which way is dead. Yeah her, That

is why we have different kinks and different fetishes. There are people that love to get off on smearing shit across the wall. You won't see me fucking doing it, but that's how they get off again. You see people who are they like to get smothered. They like to be suffocated, so they like to be just I'm claustrophobic. You can't fucking tie me up like no goddamn mummy, but some people get off on that shit. Sex is different

for everybody. Everybody has their own little preferences. Everybody has what they like. If it's not for you, it's not fucking for you. But you ain't finish shame me and say, oh you must have a Yeah I do. I got a goddamn tefline pussy and this motherfucking get pounded out and I will be okay, I will be fine. You can beat my pussy down all you want to, but don't beget to slap in like my ass. I don't like that. You don't even slap me in the face. Some

people don't like that. They don't they don't like to be slapped in the face while they have a sex. I get slapped in the face, I get my mouth spit in, I got my ass bit, I get I do a lot of shit that ain't for a lot of people. And that's okay because that's my pussy. When do you come back from Vegas? What? What? What? That? That's not a Sunday? Is what day?

Is that? That's the following Thursday? Yeah, I'm talking about talking about I am not talking to anybody until but I will be back on Thursday. Yeah for sure. Because so that means because were you all right in our fam? None of that in next week has nothing to do with us. The Ryan like onebody randomly online triggered her and the comment has been going crazy every since. See look, and that's probably a thing where niggas be disappointed because Reda said, as big as my boobs are, I don't like

much boot play. But the nigga might see them be like, bro, I'm finna have a time with them big ass tags, and then they can't because she's not really into it. They think they finished, they think they fin a titty fuck and all the other kind of sh that's just like a because something, because my ass is so big that like a no, I'm like down, like list's wait a moment reader that makes me sad on the inside, like that very sad, as as the wan that makes the wand

very sad. I'm a little heart broken, you know. Yeah, I'm heartbroken. And I don't know why I'm so surprised, but I look at Nick's comments from just this one rant. You are a disgusting, filthy little girl. What is nick into everything? Apparently? But that's nicky though, That's what I'm saying. After she told him, after she told the story about you know, do you mean? And I mean, you know, I can't put nothing. I'm not putting nothing past ms Walker ago. And

look how young we was and she was. And when you own that type of time that we that young, you can only elevate, you cannot regress. It's like a Pokemon. I'm not mad at it, but when he was, he's so shocked that you into all this ship. And I'm like, when you on like expert level and you just now in the game, you you can only go up. It's like a Pokemon. You never seen a Pokemon devolved. Nobody really watched and they won't evolve. Bika you I was so fucked up, man, he makes money for them. No,

you know what's crazy? Like I just no, no, So literally, just like within the last two weeks or so, I just found out that there is a higher Pikachu. I never do that. It's right, And I think he's like reddish orange. Yeah, damn up Garfield. If you gave him no, I will call you. She wanted to be like like Britt said. Britt said, the ship I'm down for. It really depends on the partner with. And then it's like just because I made like ship

rough doesn't mean that it has to be like that. And then they used to call him back and like like all Mama's Day rough songs. My bad. I forgot Adena Howard so so that that's not bad. As much as he know, I love this, Like we have a playlist, so sometimes when we write, like he'll play ship that he knows like I listen, so he will play Adena Howard freak like me and he's but he never heard the real version. So and it wasn't until a couple of years ago he

never knew that she's said I need a rough neck nigga. He never knew she said a rough neck nigga. Listen how he never knew it. Then the hour was what I'm saying, nigga, where do you thought it? I was like, bro, so he thought that she was like got sixteen watching everybody was on time? Well, roughnety three, I will insane, I will insaid MP, I will insaid rant with this declaration. In fact, if my pussy is big, it doesn't matter because it's fucking hidden.

So what the hell how did we get here? I have no words? What is the answer? But Britt said, I love the funking around and find out depending on what type of time my mom Yeah, like like I said, like you that it was three was a long year calling people gainst the bitches and rough necks. I don't want to be stuck having sex with somebody. I am always limited to these positions because they don't have the range

to do anything else. Damn. Maybe it's a motherfucker anniversary and I'm like, you know what, I want you to clap my ship while my arm is you know, like, maybe I want some extravagant ship because it's it's a special day, it's my birthday, and I want to get flipped inside them. Now having range is crazy when you say that from the top of the key. But that's the thing, people, how it started with, how it started was what she got done. She can't take a regular nigga,

can't. Just that's facts. Though he definitely got a shot from fifty feet, shoot from deep real his three point range has the avenue I do. But you know, I mean, he move the ass up so much before it starts hurting her. I don't I don't even I don't even feel like I don't even feel like basketball is the right analogy here. I feel like we need to be talking football and some quarterback ship because that motherfucker gotta

go down the field. I need to hell Mary Pasty to say to me talking to upsally awkward while you know, I said, my bad, I'm back what we're talking about. So, you know, long, long story short. I shared the post of some people having in the course and I share the post saying how showing you know, two people having in the course and you know she was clapping that thing from some some very non traditional angles.

So when I shared the post, I said, and dudes get upset when we say that we want dudes with longer dick because we want to be able to have that variety of you know, positions, like we like the range. It has nothing to do with as soon as the motherfucker get mad. Oh man, you just got deep, this pushy, you just your pussy big blah blah blah blah blahah. First of all, you're ignorant as fuck. Bitch. I've had, I've had and guess what, motherfuckers can

still tap the bottom of this bitch. So I don't know what the fuck y'all thought, but this ain't that. But anyway, so to basically shame bitches who love to have a nigga who was able to touch the fucking bottom and helicopter, Man, what if you if look, if you want a motherfucker to just stir the top a little bit, then that that's all good. I want a motherfucker scraping the bottom of my pots sometimes, all right, get to the bottom of the gravy. Bit this is hate. Will

you not minding your business? That's hate, Like it's not even that like it's not a thing like of minding your business. It is when you have your personal preference and you feel like, oh well that ain't my preference. Oh well your pussy bit right, you're not. You're not minding your like when you focus on another nigga's preference or how how a woman likes her fucking preference of peni size. If you can't do the job, bro, while

you applying, you're not minding your business. Last hate, focus on the bitch you know what. Focus on the bitches that like your min run. That ain't a job for me, So you know I'm not if I can only shoot ten feet from the basket. I need bitches who like your ten feet from the basket. Stop trying to fuck if you can't shoot threes, st require three and that's the thing, and then blaming them when your shots suck. Like Bro, what it is is you have motherfuckers who can't shoot

threes. So instead of going to find somebody else, what they are going to do is try to shame the bitches who want you to shoot a three, trying to get them to settle for layups. Bitch, fuck you, no, no here, That's what I'm saying. Even if niggas watch real basketball, like bro, they don't really lay up no more. They shoot fucking three. It's forty eight minutes of fifty foot shots. Like being for real here man, man literally find you a chick that just like to get

slammed dunk. Bro, It's okay. The slam dunk used to be the most exciting part of the game at one point in time. But you know, I'm just saying, niggas man, learn learn your life. Nick said, it was talking about Nope, I'm not doing it. Wait who wait whoa freak like me? Was something about eating us? That's crazy. I have to go. Did you agree? I just didn't know everything I said. Look about Bro said the Spider Man post forty yard line. Go deep

as you, Bro said, bit pussy, be good. No, but they make they make it seem like because because we want, which is which is crazy to have the comments that I had, because I literally explained it in the goddamn caption. Wanting a guy with a bigger dick has nothing to do with feeling. I don't need a bigger dick because it's like, oh man, I can't I can't feel it. If it's not. No, it is because I want the fucking range. If I want to do the

goddamn Booker t spinner Rooney on some dick. I don't want the bitch to fall out. Goddamn spinning on the dick is crazy actually, like your legs and yeah, yo, grab me by my thighs, spin me around so like like like this mm hmm, we ain't spend damn the whole time, I've been doing that right very much. So I didn't know, well, I don't know. I don't know because like when you have bigging on bigging,

I don't know how much y'all can spend. Y'all might have also because because I because I wasn't even big at the time that I was dating Bro, and his stomach was kind of like I used to use that to my advantage though when I was riding, I used to use his stomach as like a buoy to push me back so crazy, so it was like it was

like fucking fat niggas. I'll give them this. Fucking fat niggas seems to be half to work because if you let their stomach do to work for you, it kind of propels you forward, so you ain't gotta you know, use as much energy. Man, Sometimes you need to range and a tag team part who don't like a good tag team back again? Or do you like se Dev said they ain't gonna work with two fat people. It's gonna be too much friction. Yeah, I don't need no carbon Byron, Fine,

none of that. Yeah, Bro said, can't go ahead to toes if you're lacking, And that's my entire point. It has nothing to do with Oh, I can only enjoy big dicks because I can't feel anything else because my pussy is just so large and so deep. No, motherfucking means that I want to be able to do something other than fucking missionary and back shots and a lot of them times. Then motherfuckers don't even be back shots. They be back beeps because y'all can't even pull it back by the way

back beeps and backtops. I'm just saying that brought up, but yes, it really it gets. It's like if it's if it's not for you, it's not for you, but you're not gonna make me feel bad because it's for me. Oh those master titles you know? Bro? No, No no, no, no, Tom, didn't you say he was leaving because you're not gonna eat the mass in here? Bro, I've been rapping last time. Look at me right now, like no, like right now, you eat my food, and yes, I'm about to get out of here.

Then I'm saying families coming out from a spinner Rooney family, I've had it where it hasn't. Yeah, I don't care, Bro, we're not talking about that as a man. Let me see. Nick said one, come over, two, turnover three. Remember for your freaking like me. Five, I'm on my knees. Six you're begging me please, nobody's gonna do you like me? There you go. And that came out in ninety

five. People freak like me. That came out in ninety five. Yeah, that's right, Hey, hey, that that ain't just John, that's Big John. In the comments, why she got a secret? He about the romance, the fun out of that. I got a freezing secret. I heard it is crazy. She was talking about eating ass. I got a freeze right, We don't give a damn about it. Bro said. Sometimes you get tired and gotta lay on your side. Yeah, and it's like trying to go from the side, and I know you know you're trying

to go from the side. The motherfucker has to be able to get there. And I don't even have a lot of ass, and you gotta be able to get under No, she said, that's nasty grind. Oh you listen to the whole album. We didn't get there. Yeah. I saw her mention that in the comments the album been out. Listen, yeah, a whole hour. You know, Nikki, I'm gonna need you to stop

coming to this pod. Like I understand that you want to support and you like being here because it's the same space and it's gonna continue to be the same space. But I'm finding out. I'm finding out way too much about you as a friend, and I do not like it. This is nasty business. My guy. You was on some other ship man, but no. So on the way here, I told Wan that this was gonna be a starting topic. It was supposed to be the starting topic. But y'all

know me, triggered me. So that was thirty minutes. That's why shame me. It's a like a little dick. I don't know who you are, that's why that might be. So that might be. That's a fucking mind trick. Those off your body count so they don't count. That's my that's my my sorry, I'm sick to it. They don't count. No, damn niggas don't count as well to do and then they cannot complete. Nick definitely intrigues me more every week in the God just like, hold on,

how bad. I'm not trying to kick out your fun, but br she gotta relax. You don't got to raise your hand for every question. You don't have to have to answer. It's okay to say I don't know, thank you reader. Yes, freak man, No, but I why I'm brought up, and I'm actually happy that I have so many men in the comments today, like this is right right on time. Don't go nowhere,

so go ahead and ask stay here, ask you questions. I was like, all right, so, as a guy in your homeboy, y'all been locked in and it's your nigga, would you rather him leave you a voicemail or would you rather him call you via FaceTime voicemail? So the reason why I wanted to discuss this is because I see so many niggas well. You don't talk to nobody know where this nigad't neither text me. That might be a fact though. So here's my thing. I am so sick of

seeing niggas on social media. Complaining about men we can't do no, no, no, blocked, blocked, blocked, mm hmm, Terry's here. Nope, No, I'm definitely not here for none of the Walker sister bullshit. No, not at all. John said he don't listen to voicemails. So are you so you cool with them face timing? Because I don't see the problem. It's that ain't like bro facetiming you in a fucking tie and it's chest glistening like jing and wine. And I will, I will hope

he don't think that that's funny. I will pray he don't think that that's funny. Will FaceTime you just like if you got the arm on the head? You see John say he FaceTime all the time. If you FaceTime the phone, just need to point to the sea. I don't need to see you niggas. Okay, So that means we need to block Nikki first. See when I told her to go, and I was trying to be respectful about telling her to get the funk out, you was like, nah,

let her stay. It is she brought the other God damn, he's okay. So so here's what he here's what he's what this? So you know how like when you and bite face time, are we that I guess from niggas. I mean no, it's weird all across the board. If we don't jam like that, don't face time this nigga's been calling it the park is face for so long. And then if you say, bro and f in the FaceTime, I'm gonna be like, man, what the right if you're not showing me I FaceTime more than I text or talk me and me

I got salmon preps in the mm hmmm. Somebody's randomly slides into a comment to talk about it. Yes, I need to listen because you know, I'm going for my birthday and I gotta like just because it'd be too loud in the comments. Actually, and yes, a fucking heathen Terry said, I feel weird when women FaceTime me. John said, I'm going soon. They want to show me something illegal, but you just FaceTime me entertaining. Yeah, but no, he said, if it's not important, nigga text

me that was dead. I'm with the bro said, only time my face time is when I'm trying to show my child here in real time. That's what face time is. Just motherfuckers, get text confused and ship. True like, But here's my thing because there are some there are there are two different angles that I'm going with this. First and foremost is like I was saying, I'm so sick and tired of niggas crying on social media. But man, we can't do nothing. Everything we do is sassy and blaming us.

A lot of that should be y'all, it can be, y'all, but they always put everything on us. Man, we can't do nothing. Everything we do is gay. We bro that be y'all. Y'all. Motherfuckers that gotta pause every other word. Y'all gotta fucking know homo here, y'all gotta do all the damn man o can't eat a hot dog in public?

Number like that, be y'all, that'll be us. And then you have bitches who see a bunch of niggas saying like, man, I don't funk with that, so now they want to fit in, and now they're like, nigga, that's gay. Bitch wasn't even caring about niggas smoking hookah and ship, and then when they saw other niggas talking about it, now it's I want a nigga that smoke smoking it's a little jazzon but whatever, it's not. It's just that's a thing. It's not culturally our ship. Yeah,

that's our Middle Eastern people that I rather smoke with you anyway. Whatever. But then we go to the other element where you've got a bunch of people talking about man, facetiming is weird. I don't like to be facetimed, But it's like, what is the main thing that Apple users love to fucking use? But we can FaceTime you hos don't even like to use the feature, So shut up, bitch who says like, is that how people argue when they talk? Because that's the stupidest shit I heard. That's the

that's the flex with don't speak for me behind fucking bubbles. Now, I'm on, I'm on board with it's all about them green bubbles. But I would never flex worry. I don't give a fuck about the bubbles because our ship is customizedable. I changed my ship. Like my ship, it's always gonna be purple. I always change because that's my color. So purple is always my bubbles. No matter what fune you got, my ship is purple. Except when, like when we have a group text where it's a bunch

of us. I assign it based on your favorite color. So it's like Monte Ship might be orange or you know, yeah, like that, so that I can instantly know who is who by looking at the color of the bubbles. And that is actually smarter. I'm fucking blue and green. Yeah, because I don't I automatically know who was saying what. So if I see red or something and I'm like, all right, wine, probably how ignore that because it's red. That's what I do because because I like,

man, this, how I know you be doing that shit? Do? Because I'll read Facebook because I'll be on Facebook when I be calling. I'm like trying to protell like you sleep. You see this motherfucker phone ring. I see the Facebook staff Facebook stats said three minutes ago, you just wrote this. This was just on your mind. Generated scheduled it. Oh yeah, all week long, scheduling hell out some posts. They don't pay me

the post, so I'm not scheduling. They paid me. That's why I give bro bro Bro, you under red because when I think of you, I think of flames and going to hell. So your color is red in the group chat, I would hope mine would be like blue. That's my favorite color was your favorite color. That's what's not And blue comes in so many shades. The mine's actually royal blue, but I still love blue.

I heard the nigga say he liked Perrywinkle. I was like, what, yeah, because I'd be having a schedule shit Like that's like me, Like, if you get a text for me right right at midnight on your birthday, it means one of two things. I really really love you, or like to to where like you know where, like I actually like timed it for me to be able to send it, or at least respect you enough

to where I scheduled it to make sure that I didn't forget. So it's I either loved you enough to where I personally sent it right at twelve o'clock, or I respect you enough to where I scheduled it to send at midnight. Last person I actually did that too was Denise, and she ain't even get the message. She didn't even go through to her phone. She was in cobo in a different shaking eyes or like birh wine yours probably brown for gravy. God damn, this is this is why put your little slut ass

out. God damn bro, She called me fat. I ain't like that. Yeah, she called me fat. I ain't like that. Why why she called me fat? It was unprovoked as fun A Hey, people love gravy, though, bro, this is true. Hey, am I the woms walk gravy? Am I Chinese food gravy? If I could be that, that's fine. You can be Chinese food gravy or you could be homemade broch. I don't care how you make that ship sound good. But she didn't have to call me gravy. Let's let's get let let's start that.

She out here over whooping calling nicks gravy and why you said it blue? So? Yeah, because I got my hair and ponytails, nigga, so we could be a little social si yeah because it's yellow when cold. Crazy. Nah. But I'm really, really, really tired of niggas doing that. Like they complain all the time about everything being fucking sassy, but it's like, bro, it literally be y'all whenever it's something that y'all don't like or y'all don't do, y'all call that shit gay, you call it sassy

and everything else. But then y'all make it seem like we're the ones dictating everything that is supposed to be gay for y'all because because this this the gay shit on women list, be real outlandish, like lemonade or fucking desserts. Bitch, I'm fat. I eat desserts all day. Like what you want. I'm thinking about right now? That is that is trolling to the ultimate level. And I know this because I've said it's gay for a man to have a cat, because why would you want any other pussy around you?

Why would you say that? You yep, terrorists. But I'm saying that's why, but I don't actually mean it. One of the best dicks I got got a bunch of cats. I hate it, though, I'd be like, bro, put them up in the basement. You had a bunch of white Yeah. Can we talk about that, I guess, because why you got why you got a bunch of these motherfuckers kids like cats? I don't. I hate cats to have him normal top cat Jerry. Now, I will say that I don't. I don't know any guys like who like

who live alone and just have cats. It's like they got kids and got pets and like a mix. But I don't think I know any guys where it's just like I'm you know, just I'm a bachelor with a cat. I don't think why do kids like cats? That's another question? Have you? Have you honestly said that's why? Because cats are I saw a cat stare a baby downs Also, you don't get a cat, no grown man with a cat his eyes. I just like, I don't think I know

any guys who just like who live alone, who have a cat. You got a cat, But I can honestly see that though, like because cats, I guess, are like very low maintenance. Because you want to know why cats are so fucking low maintenance, because I tell you motherfuckers all the time, and y'all think that I'm crazy, but I'm telling you it's gonna come out in the end. Cats turn into humans when nobody is looking.

That's why they don't need your help with ship because in the moment that you leave and pull off in the driveway, you know how cats always in the window staring out and ship. That's because they be trying to see when you're coming home, so they know you're walking around and ship walking, walking around in your drawers and playing with your tooth fresh ship. That's what the cats be doing. Cats as humans. I don't get with. Nobody got to

say about it. The motherfuckers is weird and they're creepy because they know too much. What kind of weed do you stuffing them? Calls at home? I need to know because if you think cats is people saying thank you Bro getting his shape shifters for real. No, it's not the fact that they may be human, And that's the fact that they wearing your drawers when you go Wait, so cats and scrolls like, yes, yes, yes,

they just turned into like how Michael Jackson turned into that? So as soon as you fucking leave and ship as motherfuckers in here plugging up the carrick and going to work and yo, truly think about this. A lot of cat hair get everywhere. A lot of people have cats, right, A lot of people have cats, and what do they let their cats do? Just go outside? Their cats be gone for weeks at a time and still know where to come back. You want to know why, because the motherfucker's got

an apartment downtown, so they go home. They go home. Cats be out of condos and ship that y'all don't know about, Bro. I hate cats man like you here see sorry, but get cat cat people are pard ass humans. Hey, I have to Yeah, the kids, so when the kids go to college, you can't take your sim as an indoor cake. He don't go outside at all. Oh yeah, that nigga. That nigga really be in there popping popcorn and ship while you're at work. We

had two cats for we had to hum. There's literally no reason for them, little evil ass animals. Thank you, thank you. Watch and they just stare at you and just slap the fut. You don't watch, Tony Baker. We watch as a family. It's just hilarious. Jo said, fucking kitten. That's right. Secret. I love that. I'm learning so much about all of it already, said I seen the cat eat a whole things, giving play greens, mac Chitling's and him. Okay, cat's hungry.

He's a part of the family. He was hungry. They fixed that cattle plate personal he was there before that cat lives. Michael said, they be stealing too. They do. They are. I literally sat there and watched cats. Cat is an albow kicking cat. Next and you know what's gonna happen, get jumped. You know what's gonna remember your face and he will pull you over and arrest you and beat the ship out of you because he's probably a cop. I'm telling you, cop Cat wild Cat is fucking

bro. They are diabolical, fucking beach once you made them. The first hour of your show was not what was on the docket, but it was important. There were things that needed to be because I need the masks to understand. Okay, y'all, y'all worried about the wrong ship. Y'all worried about the wrong ship, y'all worried about fucking aliens and all of the UFOs and ship. You need to be worried about the motherfucking cats. That's what need to be worried about. The world go around, lomb Yeah, because

they got fucking jobs. They secretly fire men and cops and nurses and ship cats. You got damn right. Cats make the world go around because the humans raising the sky Daddy would actually cats are the reasons why humans are here. And indeed, and then at some point, I know too much, damn white white and white people think we came from monkeys and we all just

cats. That's illy. At some point, at some point they're gonna get comfortable enough to walk around and they feeline human in form, and we're just gonna be seeing motherfuckers walking around looking like lining On from ThunderCats and ship. What I tell you, yo, everybody looked like King from taking Nah, that's just the man. The ThunderCats were literal cats in humans. The panther was truly a nigga. Would you hit ti, Tara, that's okay, that's gay? I thought, was it? I'm not I'm not into be

reality. I don't do the furry ship. That don't make it gay, right right? I said, what you mean? You you have? You had me questioning my intelligence for like thirty seconds because I'm like, Tara, I know that's the girl. And he was like, now as gay. Way what I said. Cats are definitely human. A cat can take your nigga and bitch get on Facebook when you're gone, d M people and everything. It's insane. Yes, so you're saying, niggas that sliding in your

d MS is really your cat. Your cat is the reason why you got all these niggas after you is an orange tabby. And then we have Cash, my daughter named him. But it definitely fits him. Yeah, so what do we have, Well, it only fits that y'all giving him human names, so halfway there. Well, you can't name a dog a real name. That's just just weird. Look now, your dog named Richard Richard wi my dog. Trump worried about the Mexicans not paying taxes, You need

to worry about them fucking cats not paying taxes. So it's Donald Trump just Garfield. He's a Simon twin who lost his twins. Crazy what if that's true? Are you? Mcmon is a twin? That's perfect see for him. That's why that's why Trump want to be president against We could partner them. That will be something for the nastiest business in the history of the fucking

free world. You don't think he wouldn't happen. Vice mcman go to jail, Donald Trump wins the election, and then January twenty twenty five, January sixth five, Vince mc man gets a part like you get inaugurated. Did you let the rapists out of jail? What? We need more room for the real hating that nigga, but I'll be here for it. I would be here for You're a horrible human, yo. Because corruption runs the world.

Cats run the world like shit. Corruption is the result of catching team they make you make TV real life, right right, that's all they do. This is a long and order episode. If I've ever seen that ship, Ris mcman did all that shit, then Donald Trump is corrupt as he can be. Like I gotta let my man's I run the world. Now I gotta run I'm you know. Then we we be at Monday Night rang like free Vince till his backwards. Hey, can you make that a sign for it is in there already? No, I don't. I wanted to

take it to the actual show. Oh no, I was on the game. It is a no. Wait they check signs. They around because the way they just announced on Smike and they had a context for the best sign. Yo, imagine getting that ship on TV. Free Vince till his backwards, as he said, Vince did that ship. He was wilder on some of them promos. Definitely did. It was the ship that even Stephanie was like, no, bro, that's too far. Him living his kinks on live TV is the crazy part. Like all that ship he do at home?

Is it really crazy? Then live racism out on TV? He really did. Then he said that in front of Booker t But not even just that, like the the ship that we allowed in the Attitude era, it was wild, like X pop came out, it's fucking Mark Henry bro of all people and said and said they did wait for moves that they was like black face was fraz but as as wrestling fans like, we was like, we was like, this is cool. It's racist as fun, but this

is cool. And the fact that black kids are cheering the white boys doing this ship. Damn man, how anti black are we? That's okay, I don't start that ship. He had a point, yo, hey, we need Klea to make a button because every time she goes that's racist, it's funny as he and I don't know if that's a clip somewhere in life or if she just make that voice what she said clip, she really be like, oh my god, that's racist, and she'd be so surprised.

Bally be shocked. Where is you know what? Okay, wife ain't gonna make it the work at all. Nigga said, let me grab a snack. Is it buns? What Colgan? We're coming for you? Nigga? Yeah, yeah, absolutely the fact book. He was like, and I just it was down with it though. That lets you let niggas know he'd be on that kind of time. That made me. She was so embarrassed she had to like, yeah, I know we got here. I just got Let me I can make a call. Let me see if Vince is

hiring. Because he really wrote the script to get his face mashed and intoga booty. He was out of control. He had kiss my as club faces epic. It's like it's the moment he realized and ship like as soon as imagine like that, it's my last man just said not today, I ain't dying on DOUNK since last week actually been a minute for me. I was just talking, don't don't I'm taking ship off my sound boy. This nigga said, don't, I ain't dying doing it. Just why damn your vocabulary?

I hate it t o D but as we do like seven days ago. So why I know whine saw because he said it to me. I had already sent it on Twitter. But apparently Aiden Ross was bragging to DJ Academic stat he's smashed sexy red right, so she went no, So she went, you know on I'm not calling that ship exes fucking Twitter. If we go call it x, he better add two more on there because that's

what the fun it is at this point right now. But she said, you paid me to take your virginity and I did just that next with the emotion now, but the funny part wasn't even that. It was y'all know me. I like to go through the comment absolutely. So there was an argument and the guy was like, he's still hit, and but that was the defense, like he's still hit, but jewelry of twelve and said but then, but then the guy came underneath that and he was like, but

that's not really the flex, like he paid for it. That's also a fact he did it, but you did. But he was like, it don't matter if you pay. She's still part of the collection. But it's like bro also contributed to her. I was invested in the back and forth. I was like, say next, but then I lost the thread. I was like, I forgot to save it. But that ship was because he was like, that's not really a flex that he hit because he had to pay to hit, like he paid to get, Like you don't mask

he's a period. I believe he said that he paid. I guess that was the first black girl he had ever slept with, So that's what he paid for, but he paid for the black experience. Then he said Twitter and Instagram comments me know, the world has a lot of stupid lists and Facebook ain't no better. Said last week on our show, Bro said, no, you gotta receipt. Ain't no pussy is wild, like claiming on your taxis in her cash. It's money for pussy. Okay, Okay.

So when I was dating Ma, Marv used to do ship like that. If he would send me money, he would be like for like for anal or like but like he he would give like the weirdest fucking descriptions. And I used to be like, Bro, if I get audited for selling pussy, I'm on your I'm on your head. Well, when I found out that, I guess whatever, Like you know, in passing it was paying for his first black girl, I was like, Okay, that's cool,

you know whatever. I was more like, why why her? Though, like, if you're gonna buy it, I feel like the world is your oyster. Because you're rich. You can get better pussy than that. If you're gonna pay for beautiful, Like there's no knock on sexy Red, but she is not at the top of the list of paid vagina, but listen

at least for me, but hear me out. So if I'm not paying for that either, But if you are going to, like as a black guy who is probably fetishized I mean a white guy who is probably fetishizing black women in the first place, he is probably going for the filthiest experience that he can get. So I can see him even paying for Suki right. But okay, n I would have chose that with that just because it's like no, no, but Harvey or something. It's like, bro, she

ain't gonna be on him. But at the same but at the same time, just because sexy Red looks like this and she talks like this and she portrays this image, there's no telling that, like her sexual experience is what you rap about. Oh we know that. So what I'm saying like you could have paid. You could have paid for a doug like you looking for a black experience on being slotted out by a slutty bitch and then you pay. I mean that's period though, yeah that is everywhere. But I'm saying,

like this is what you was looking for. That's funny because just brought my quality because me and my homegirl was actually just talking about that how motherfuckers like they talked themselves up sexually, and then it's like it's fucking disappointing, and it's like, bro, all you have to do is shut up. All you have to do is shut up. And then but the irritating part about it, the irritating part about it is once you know that they ain't

really on that. Every time you see them talking about sex and making it seem like they just so freaky and fifty and just got all of these skills, and it's like you fucking liar, fucking like, I hate it, and it's like and and it seems like once you experience it to know that it's fucking hough just some tough ast dick. You see him everywhere on every post about this hoff ass stick like it ain't as stick huff dick. Hilarious, yes, but just because it was huff to you, it might be

slopping on somebody. No, because I remember the huff dickens what goes in the group chat and then you get out of dation to your girls, And it was huf for them too. They just didn't want to be embarrassed to say they actually had it and never admitted it. Everybody's sexual experience is different. So just because your experience with the Huff was Huff, didn't blow nothing down. Paying right out, right out, it's nothing wrong with getting paid.

It's just the fact that this white man has the audacity to feel like he that nigga for me? Paying alright? Is that like buying an iPhone? Like straight up? Alright, Look, we'm talking to me, and there was nothing wrong with buying or selling pussy. I was my only problem to see. Now you hate me, I know that's super right. We just talked about I'm not I'm not saying I'm not hating, but I'm like,

yo, bro, like you could have did better. Know what I'm saying, but that but that's his first time though he didn't know no better. He expected what he thought he was gonna be in the lyrics. It didn't be It was Huggie, it was Reggie. But again he thought he was gonna get Disney World does look like a Reggie? Pretty sure? That's her father's man. You know what you said, just saying, pay for Cooter, Why is that the couter you would choose that house be cool?

Sometimes that was Michael. If you around house that's crazy. Got them new tennis. Yeah we know she yeah glow it's another thing, right, So okay, everybody don't lie by it being a leak. If you go like me, that's what her Look my pussy is online people notice. I mean, look, I just posted walk around Snapchat. But if you go post your ship, bro, just post it and just own it and like you know what reaction it was an accident, Like your nipples. It's your fucking

nipples. Bro. J T got some nice tts too from City girls. Yeah, nice shouts to j T. She's a solo rapper, now why because Young Miami is a podcaster and she's in the media space and she also with so you gotta kind of stay with some better quality holds. I mean, she given pussy to like outright never mind only one of her problems. So she she ain't separated, you know what I'm saying. But you know she gotta stay long like they still together. But big Boy won't stop making

albums. Ain't over realized. When some people just cut sex and make my stomach curt, it just annoys. It annoys me. Love Key Weeding been with some real sexually talented Motherfucker's fucking down. This trash fucking down is crazy. I'm sorry. Huff was the best way that I can describe about what is it you? You thought that this weed was gonna take you to a certain level and it didn't because it was fucking Huff. That's how I feel

about her fast Dick. I thought that there was gonna be some elevated, just some some that just had me cloud nine and I am on Burlot on the curve, nolight on the curve. Yes, that is a nasty location. Uh. I hate seeing some mid talk like they top tier for real. It is like a lot of mid pussy online that really be talking like that hot ship man. You gotta let people do what they do man, Bro Sai and Huff is trashed to even rookie smokers, they say it was

CBD. He said about Sexy Bad, he want to keep going back for three five and three three five a pack of black and Miles, And I'm not hanging out with nobody that's on that time of time. Sexy Red, she don't know, Sexy Red got face task and look like she stacked. Not interesting. If I'm gonna spend my money, I would I'm yeah, Well at least go get man. You could have found better shit on Instagram already said, y'all are forgetting this is a white man. He doesn't understand

the correlation between black, top tierry coach and just the craziest experience. It's like when you meet a white person and they name the blackest song they know, they don't know what the nineties R and B is, they gonna name like the most known black song. That's why he chose sexy Grid. That might be true because when I discussed when I discussed when I discussed hip ho coworkers, the first person they bring up is like, think about it,

think about the trend that's going on now. How many women have we seen online cracked the joke and say that for them to get a white man, they're gonna have to go out and get a weak ass wig because white men don't know about our hair, so they don't know like that wig week is a bitch. They don't know that because they're not one of us, so they don't know. So when that motherfucker sitting like this and then tilted a little bit and it looks like motherfucker just did like this, you know how

you know how your little brother used to wake up his hair. Yes, yeah, like they don't be knowing no better. Yes, that is correct. So when I see black women with a certain type of wig, I'm like, she date white you know, she don't date a black dude. She don't even she don't have to open her mouth, she don't got to order, she don't gotta place her order as Starbucks yet or nothing. You

automatically know she's taking pink Dick by the wig. Yes, because that's because because they're a love was just like you can have some weave or a wig that you was like, come on, but but there's a certain type of wig that is like bro that is a white man magnet. Like the moment you put it on, it's like a helmet that just summons pink Dick. It's like Thor's hammer, but for pink Dick, not the hammer. A wig determined who cracking is wild. It's true, though, pay attention,

Pay attention. You know, after the show, if I remember, I'm gonna try to post some examples in the group so that you can see exactly what I'm talking about. And you were like, you know what, I see it? Now, like you know you know what I'm damn no, it ain't gonna take me long. I just want to see, in particular if she's married, and if she's married to a black guy, because if she is, gonna be surprised. Who is Alvan Whitney that's your picture?

Oh no, he's a black guy. I'm surprised. I was looking at Pam Oliver her husband. Oh yeah, because her wigs extra trash. She should just go low low haircut or get a prad. Hey, they said, I have a friend who has a week as a wig. I'm gonna send it to me. Now, does she have a white man? You say you have a lot of friends with have sucked on as wigs. Nick, Yeah, he am I weird for wanting the cougar at this point, didn't you up there? Yeah? When you owe how much older? What

would you say the age range of a coolger. I thought it was like ten years, ten years or more. So if you forty fifty, I might still call you a cool gag fifty do? I mean? I don't consider myself a cooker? Yeah, why everybody want a cougar? Just give me like a give me a badass milf. I said, fifteen years older than you? Yeah, everybody want a cougar, give me a badass milf, and we gucci. I mean that's kind of because like that just says mom. I like fucking people be teen moms. Shit right, you really

can't, like, you really can't set that standard. That's why I've never really gotten the mil thing, because it's like, bro, any everybody be fucking mind. We moms don't know what the fuck going on. We're still trying to figure shit out. I appreciate you if that bring my spirits on the time. I was good. Appreciate sting on the couch and this little mother fucking car seat looking at me. I'm like, bro, I don't know what's going on either. I'm still trying to put it out. That's

crazy. I don't get it either. We ain't here. We in this together, so we're gonna figure it out. Crunchy black lady wig usually comes with the weird personality as well that the white man likes. Yeah, yeah, it's all hand in the hand, the hand, yes, white man, and and and we got action. I'm gonna go ahead, and this photograph white white man and the wigs. Crazy. Do you know it's the absolutely that that's the this is It's always like this, Bro, that wig

is crazy. It's so much fore head going on. That wig is crazy. But but that's what I'm selecing. But yes, a head bad way. It looks like the head bad wad. No, that's not a headband, that's the hair swooped. Oh I thought it was a heabit la. It's as the lace right, Nick. It's a special spot in a fiery hot place for you. I just want you to know, Hey, this motherfucker got webs about a pound. Bro, God damn, that motherfucker most

woolstan the Nike sighn. It looks abrasive as it looked real painful. No, I'm serious, like it don't got no sene, no shine, and it really just it looked like it looks like a wish wag like, Bro, I wish she'd take this off, absolutely because it looked like it looked like it irritates the side of her face. Like it looked like it's scratchy as the bitch is she and scratchy shut like as soon as it just get to doing this ship, I said, big as hell. She's a sweetheart.

Though we're not judging, we're just you know, sharing if we were to put the picture of which we're not going to, but if we were, you would see what we're talking about. That's right, we changed you know, the names. If you thought it was a headband wig and it's not. It tells me that she not only has a white husband, but

they have teenage children as well. Guy's crazy a teenage The fact that I see its spot on like was he was, Yeah, Yeah, it'd be funny because like when my kids going to school out in Brookfield, I see it all the time too, where they like to be married to the white man and I'd be looking at their wigs and I'll be like, when you parted, but it doesn't part right, you see? No, that's the that's the like. So there's there's a section, but there's no actual like

no cart like how part here? And like there's no part they gave y'all the play. Do you want to be paid or do you want to be slave? Both? Wait? What hold on? Because what are we talking about there? He said? I felt disgusted, but she had a wet shot out this world? What are you doing? Context, brother, because that's why I don't even know nigga, don't you send that to him. Don't you don't you send that to him when nigga, don't she trying to send him that pic? Don't you send that tomorrow? H So, do

they get a voice in black women issues or no? No, the white man absolutely no no, because they not go vote for shit that benefits us at all. Husband, He's standing on black issues is crazy. No, No, it's not that. It's when it's that specific type of white women. I mean of a black woman with a white guy. They don't give

a fuck about ship that benefits us at all. Like that's there are different types, can I be honest with you, Like, there are so many different types of like interracial relationships, and you can tell based off of like

the most sides with that dynamics. Our auntie gives me interracial vibes and it's crazy because her husband as black as this motherfucking screen on my phone, But she definitely gives me interracial vibes, and her children give me swirl baby vibes, and everybody's black in this scenario, which is really fucking crazy to me. The craziest part about it that like my mom great because like you know, we don't fuck with it. The more she lied on me about why

she put everybody out do with that. But the craziest part about it is like Grandpa put her through college and ship, but she had a different dad mm hmm. So it was Mom's mind him because that granny wasn't on that ship. You know. Oh, anything you can do, I can do better. So not only did I do this, but and you're gonna take care of this motherfucker too. So yeah, granny did her ship. But

yeah, but but grandpa put her through college. Yea full ride you And but this is the crazy part about it, Like I've I've told you all several times how motherfuckers try to make it seem like our generation is so toxic in the problem with the women. But it's like, bru, I don't know who the fuck y'all were raised by. But my granny ran home. She had a brothel. My granny also didn't play that ship. So if you if you didn't have no money, she wasn't known that ship like granny

had. Granny had niggas who had money that was long to the point where when they was gone, she was still getting paid. So I don't know why y'all don't be wanting motherfucker to be taking care of these days, because it's things that growing up with Granny that I don't recall, Granny having a job and Granny making tacos only thing I never seen Granny conk cook period, So we really can't use that that's true. Grandma get him go to work

there, ever, which is funny. Drink rum sale, which is funny because in all of my years, never has my grandma like never seen my grandma go to work. Never, but she literally left the house to go spend money all day. Ever, now you got me one of Granny either crib and spinning some cash. Well come from I don't know. My childhood, Grandma was always available so here and and that's why we was always over there because granned and that O fucking job Granny bills was paid, grinned and

that a motherfucking jot. Granny was out your fab gm had like two houses and wait a minute, had three. She had three. She had two on the east side and then she had the one that we were in. So she eventually she moved out to that one and she ended up moving into one of my my Auntie's spaces because it was smaller for her. My mom got the crib that we basically grew up in, and then the other two

she ended up. She finally fucking sold them. But Granny had properties, and it ain't like there were properties that she was getting a bunch of money off of because she put her kids in the houses, so it ain't like, you know, it was investment properties were it was like, okay, well that's where she was getting her money from, because you know, she was collecting rent. Now, the family was there, the house she was in, her daughter was downstairs. The other crib she had her son upstairs

and his grandma was downstairs. So it was like and then we was on fucking nineteenth Street, so it's like the family was in all of the cribs, so she wasn't writting them the outside motherfuckers. But we had big Gym that Nigga hated kids. I was, But then when he died, she said, okay, let me slide into Then it was Bubba that nigga name was. And Bubba had that dough that Nigga used to leave that motherfucking money and it used to be a fucking wife. I used to go in there

for a sether, like God damn man, for rank kid. Nah, but uh, but no, I've never seen my grandma working job, and I ain't never seen my granny mother fucking broke either. So it's so funny. And then it's like one of my cousins, she's older than me. I'll never forget because my mom my mom tells me the story all the time. She asked granny to borrow two dollars. And you know, back in

the day, two dollars was you know, that was something. Now it's like bro telling you to go sell your pussy for two dollars a nuts. But my cousin asked my granny for two dollars, and granny sat her down and talked to her and said, look, let me tell you something. As long as you got that motherfucking between your you shouldn't be asking nobody, mother fucking for no fucking money. And from then on, I guess who didn't have to ask nobody for The bitch was getting FIRNK coats and all kind

of shit. Cousin scammer extored. He was like, big around here, you usual what you got to get what you want? Club putting niggas out game. She was like, ain't no reason for you to be broke. She was like, you out here fucking and shit and you ain't got no

money. You're doing it wrong. So that's would be so funny when people try to make it seem like it's the modern women who have this mindset, like, bro, who do you when motherfuckers was in there pilling them potatoes and picking and washing them greens and shit, you bitches was outside, So y'all don't know what the conversations was. They was telling us a wet ass and a dry person don't match. Oh, I'm sorry, a wet ass and a dry pocketbook because it was all about the pocketbook. That's great,

getting little wild in the comments if you want to give the comment. And no matter how many times you say that in life, it's still women out here doing it right. But our generation is so freaky because the generation before us was molestious and shit, why you take that? U Niga said, Nigga, What the fuck? That's some off the wall shit to say, so Nigga won right. I'll here the comments on the posted I said at nine, at thirteen, at twenty four, shit made me feel sorry for

so many he said, every sexually liberated person isn't a victim. She he said. It was a response to the two different generations comment. I wasn't even talking about the freakingness for the generation stuff. I was talking about how motherfuckers make it seem like us not wanting to fuck with people who were not wealthy or financially compensation, right, I was talking about I won't even talk

about the freaking shit. We've already discussed the fact that niggas back in the day was freaking when when the whole WAP situation came out, we came on here and played the fucking lyrics from all the old songs. I already know old motherfuckers was nasty. Uh you to break it up in the comments they're playing. Yeah no, but that's okay because I have some some inappropriate humor, so, you know, break up the tension in the comments. I bet that's a while, But that is why old Uh you know what?

Wow ship like that makes you think? Though, all right, really a nah, she's totally she's paying those hands. She was definitely hitting mister. Yes, she said, they'll never believe she's blotting some absolutely vile Well, that's just like the one chick when they got pulled over and she started acting like she's like I got it. She's like I got a word. She's like I can't go Yes, yes, I can't. I can see it, but where is it? Because like I don't see everything else here.

No, everything that's there up there, I can't see it here and tone left sout near mind. It just it looks different because it has a different Uh yeah up there and over here. Yeah, of course I was there. Interesting you say that because I can still hear the sound effects of somebody getting crossed in the background, which tells me that you ain't changed the battery in your smoke detector. Have you learned nothing? My brother? Oh ship?

And I was like, wait a minute, so I had to replay it, and I heard the smoke detector be like, oh ship, now, wow, have you learned nothing? Have you learned nothing? My brother is crazy? So what I'm gonna do because again y'all, y'all know me and I be all in the fucking comments. So it was the comments on this post man gets out the fire just to get roasted. Yikes, that's whild the smoke to take to let him know is about to be around too.

Wow. Yeah, the ship people put on the internet up he said, that was the Jordan's in the kitchen sound Oh wait a minute, because it was it was a specific comment. Bro chill. He was already cooked. You're well done, right, wow, extra crispy. Yeah, I just brouh. He looks like it's always the fucking He looked like that, like it was always a comment. And I felt so bad that I laugh.

I felt bad that I laughed at it, that I had to put it up here for y'all because I'm going to be the only mother fucker going down. You want to laugh by yourself. Brus said, you ain't done and cook get gotta get double fried. Oh ship damn, he like not doubled like beer batter. You like the wet batter and then the dry batter. I just wouldn't dry better. Well, since we are lady on this train to hell, I tried. I tried to send y'all in the group

chat, but I don't know anybody watched the videos. So like one night, this is how I know my uncle will be on that same ship where he don't want to laugh at bullshit by myself. So he sent me a video of a of a of a chick with like turettes. Now, tourette syndrome is not funny. That's a serious thing, yo, if you don't And it was so, it wasn't that she had touretts. It's the ship that just like in the middle of her having a regular conversation, she decided

to scream out. So she was trying to give a totrio on how to make a lisaigna or how she was gonna make this zaigna, and she kept saying, baby Penis. She was like, goddamn, baby pen I want So I watched the first video and I was like, and I read the name, I'm like, no, this's gotta be like a fake page or like you know how you get one of the page that just posts a whole lot of content. It don't never make sense. So as I screwed hit

the page, it's all her. So now I'm just on like this thirty minute rabbit hole of just her watching her content cause she got torretts and trying to explain normal shit. And then you go, baby Penis. Oh goddamn is crazy. My thing is do I get to pick what they bro said? The Twitter comments on that video? Nothing I bet I saw it on Facebook. I didn't see it on on Twitter, but I can just fucking imagine. Like, speaking of Twitter, they are doing a documentary on black

Twitter. M M. It's interesting theory. Have to wait and see. So speaking up now, I want to alternate because it's like, if I'm going too sad ship, then I have you know ship to well, because it's like it depends on how you look at Like I mean, it's sad because the life was lost, but then at the end it's like lessons or learned. It can't be no cited than the ship that happened to me. No, no, no. So I was on my way to work in the morning, and so you know how you get to a certain part of

the freeway and then you start seeing the traffic slow down. He realized that the freeway is shut down and there divert in traffic. Oh, did you buy past that lady that got hit? No, it wasn't a lady that got hit. So God decided to jump off a bridge, and so happened that he jumped off the bridge and connected with the Miller truck and they had to they shut the freeway down because had to sweep his ass literally off the sidewalk. Wow, and I know ship like that. It shouldn't be funny

because the life was lost. But if you gonna fuck up everybody else's day because you didn't want to go to work as bullshit, my guy, Yeah, I can't get you. You're you're you're alone. I'll be alone. He Look, if you want a self transition, cool, do that shit the prophecy your own home. Don't subject me to your fucked up day. Who told you jump off a bridge? It's so many other ways to do it. Shotgun to the dick first of all. So here's the thing,

the fact that twelve ways of die just came up. He because because you just like me. But that, honestly, that is kind of fucked up, like when you underlive yourself to a point where like you traumatize people you don't even know you on the way out. That Miller driver is fucked up. Absolutely. He is definitely a therapy, Like you need help, not

only you splattered the nigga FA the worst. It's like it's like, bro, I didn't plan on doing this, and now it's like now every time I go to do if I wake up, you know, I'm like, damn, I want spaghetti. Now I can't even eat spaghetti no more, and shit like it's just it's random ship because of because I've really been craving spaghetti and some shit happened to me like that, I'd be like, fuck, I really don't want spghetti right now. But it's like what the mom

to say? Eggs like humpty dumpty, nigga, Like no, it's just that was what I thought of fucking spaghetti. But it's really just it's like damn, like why is everybody else gotta be like subjected to that trauma? That's what I was. Now it's literally a domino effect of fucking trauma.

So yeah, that's that's wild now because now you like and then it's like imagine this ship right, so you because you was the only way to work, right So now what if that really fucked you up mentally to a point like you like, bro, you gotta like I can't do this today, Like that's that's really fucking with me? Is I can't get that out of my head. It's I'm distraught. It's just it's a lot because everybody processes things differently. I didn't see nothing. We work with me all day Paul

exactly. That's what I'm saying. No I got I saw his liver. Yeah, And then it's like, now now you're grinding you know, the beef and stuff, and you're looking at like that who now calling back to the this is nuts, but see that's the thing. And then it's like, okay, but now you put in a position where it's like, damn, bro, I got a call in and ship and it's like what if your manager not going for it? Like, oh, but that's not considered an emergency or you know, so you got to put it in two days

notice. And it's like, bro, I literally just saw a niggad brains on the pavement that I didn't plan to see this morning. When I go to the movies, I pay to see somebody get their ship splattered. This wasn't on my agenda today. I would hope that I wouldn't be in such distraughtness that I would have to wear with all and just tell him I got to migrate. But I'm just saying, it's so many, so many things, just like dog ain't never gonna be. That's that is they have said.

I could be on my last point at work and now I'm getting fired because you want to swan dive off the bridge. That's all I'm saying, bro, Like we had nothing to do with any of that. Yeah, or at least like at least properly like measure your calculations and ship, because some people go to do that and then they don't even die like they survived, and then they're like that dude that she showed us like half a person,

ye surviving a suicide temper like that's why Robby's so pissed. And then I feel like I'd be going through like a lot of disparanceship because it's like, Bro, I wouldn't through all of this and now my work, my life if it's worse than what it was before, fuck you, Like I'd be so mad at everybody that conversation when you get to the pearly case, you know, maybe escorting you to hell, and you just be kicking the screaming like see, that's why I don't nobody believe in your bitch ass.

I'm trying to tell you, fam if he was to the point of underlive in himself, he gave zero fucks about you all day. Clearly, clearly he was just being mm hmmm. Uh. All our sense of humor is dark skinned than the motherfucker. Man. Okay, man, what if I had a fresh car wash? Could I go in this pocket and get my money back? Til you don't have any pockets, you gotta find this jeans.

Firstly, I was to go too far. I just want to let you know that because the fact that that's what I went whenever one talking about jeans, Now that's what I think of couchie fling the cookie like a pair of jeans. That was crazy. Wow, that's what I'm saying. Oh

my god, that is a good rapper though. Uh this nigga dad is hell yes, yeah, he going too because just imagine that, like, Bro, And then it's like if you do find the half and go in that pocket, but the money's in the other pocket, and that one's all the way over there, because it's like you win in the pants pocket, but it was but it was in a hoodie pocket and it's wet because the nigga body exploded. How you're gonna pick out it ain't got no gloves on

you. You just go risk has Matt for a car wash? Bro. Now at that point, he keep that twenty, he keeps all of that tiny you need a lot more than I did. Why is this not fucking janky ass uh hum? But speaking the car accidents, this pissed me off so bad. Look as y'all know, like Red will be twenty right is she has actually had to renew her probational license, like and I hated like

her probationary license. Like I'm just so and I know I have to let her grow it because I don't want her to be like certain people in our family who always, you know, wait until the last minute to dry. I want to hit you with this microphone so bad, but oh, don't worry, because you you got it, honest, because your mama was the same way. But it's really just it was different than like back then, like motherfuckers ain't had no reason to not know how to fucking drive right.

But now we in the age like all these kid boys and stolen cars and all, like, it's different now like back then, niggas soon Nigga was chomping at the bit. Fucking Nigga was fourteen and like, dude, I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait fifteen and a half hit and I was to go to fucking driver Nigga. I hurried up and shut. Now damn, there's muffed ma mama with that fucking permission slip and then

a low key think. That's why I beat that girl ass as bad as I did, because when she got me kicked out of Marshall, I got sent to a school that didn't have drivers anymore. Oh but no, but I wanted to learn how to drive so bad and I did. Like so I was excited because re dad don't do shit. The one thing he actually came through for he paid for her to go to He paid for her to do easy method to do drivers there. But it's like we only have like

the f one fifty for her to drive. That's too much truck for her. But it's really just I'm not worried about her. Like when I would take her driving like we was, you know, we're up half and we just go straight up and you hit me butler and menominee falls and shit. So you know, I would take her driving, you know, up and around there, and like she does fine. So it's not that I'm not confident in her driving and being able to like turn and maintain control of the

vehicle. It's like she doesn't have the defensive driving experience, and that's what you need the most right now. Like I can't tell you how many fucking times we would have been fucking garners if it wasn't for the fact that I have superb defensive driving skills. Like at a light, you can't just pull off now, Like I'm yep. It was like a month or two ago, and she was like, Mom, the light green, I said,

I know. I said, I saw it. You didn't, right, So it's like even just like them little distractions and shit, like you don't be fucking knowing what's coming. So it does like I don't want to smother her to the point where you know she doesn't do so something that's necessary for

her to do. It's just it's hard for me because of how they fucking drive now, especially because I know where she has to go, so I know what point she has to drive past, and her taking fine, delac scarcely ever loving shit out of me, like I've been driving for decads and even I be on find that like squeezing my booty cheeks tight, like bro, please don't let no bitch run this fucking light, because that's all they

do. So it's like even you know, with the point of wanting to just get her, you know, her own little car, and she so she can, you know. But it's like then it's like I don't want her driving a car like I didn't. I didn't drive cars. I always drove trucks because that was what you know, my mom always had and that's what I learned how to drive in. And then when I did finally buy me a car, like it was you know, the camera. But I

just I don't want her to have a car. If she is gonna be driving on her own, I want her to be in something big or it's like, bitch, if we're playing chicken, I like her chances. That's why I don't like cars. I don't like feeling like I'm in a fucking you know, a PEPSI can and shit, waiting to be crunched the fuck up in a car accident. I need something. Poky Demn said, they

need to close Final. What they gonna do with it, like it's just long that street as long as fuck too Final like goes forever, man, But you know what, they really only need to close it to a certain point, like because you know, it's like the little fond of like expressway,

and shit, I feel like that'll be cool. I just like once you start getting a little bit further up, but yeah, once you start hitting down by like seventy six, like going down, the further you go down, and shit, nasty word, absolutely terrible niggas have no regard for stop signs or anything. And then that's another thing, like a lot of people now aren't doing drivers ed and shit, so it's like they have absolutely no idea what the fuck the rules of the road are. They don't know

what the signs mean. They just feel like, Okay, I know how to turn left, I know how to parallel park, bitch, I'm good. I know how to drive, and that's not how it works. Yeah, so with them not you know, getting that, it's a bunch just a bunch of clueless motherfuckers who feel like, well, I know how to maintain control of a vehicle. I know how to drive, and that ain't how it go. And a lot of them can barely fucking maintain control of

the vehicle because they drive to goddamn dumb. So I do, I'm allowing my fear to cripple my baby, and I have to stop this. But I'm just so nervous. Yeah, I mean mine has been driving for a little because they're gonna be eighteen this year, so they've been driving since sixteen and a half. Because I had that moment too where I was like, Okay, we're gonna put you in drivers at you're gonna take the long the

long drivers. Yea, I take the long classes, get a lot of get a lot of you know, being able to drive on the street and everything as well too. But then with that, because out of Brookville, you still weren't getting like the Milwaukee action. So now when they're coming to

my house and driving to Milwaukee, that makes me nervous. And when I go to their brother's house, because their brothers stay on the East side, that makes me super nervous because I'd be like, Okay, call me when you get there, text me. I'm like, and your sister there too. I'm like, okay, that's both y'all all right, please be careful. Yeah, Like, if if we didn't live on the north side of Milwaukee and like she didn't have to travel like in this area, she'd have

been driving. It's really just it's because we're in the inner city, and being in the inner city makes me fucking nervous. So if she was, you know, she was like working in a nominee fars or something, and like she had to go the opposite fucking direction. Go ahead, baby, do you live life prosper But because I know like she does, she she gotta go down this way and deal with all that bullshit, it does it makes me nervous. So and then it's like ship jelly Beans turning fifteen,

so it's damn their time for her to learn. So it's like, fuck man, it's a lot yep, Yeah, mun's gonna be fourteen next next month, and I'm already thinking about that stuff. But so this is not the reason why I'm nervous for redriving. Is not this fucking dumb No, it's not. Okay, you want to keep it right, Okay, I thought you were talking about the bruh you had damn near a Ford City blocks stops all to talking about I got it nor time, the entire time,

See what the fuck going on? Want to keep even when they discussed what why would you down to make it? So that's but yeah, that's the type of ship. And it sucks because it's like whoever was in that car, like they got a full impact like that wasn't no, that's how my accident was. That that was damn near how it was when a boy was getting spicy because he didn't know all all you niggas was in the car was talking. Yeah, it was somebody go pay who nigga? You hit me?

You see? Yeah, man, we gotta stick together. I'll never forget that day. Bro's gonna stick together. Oh and that was a band too that she messed up, so she hit a BMW when she was in the bands, uh D said. Making six years street of one lane street but not actually fixing the street is absolutely brilliant. Exactly. This one lane shit is stupid because it just it It's basically become a fucking challenge for them because now it's like, oh I have to get over in this amount of

time. So now I'm like, it hasn't gotten better. So it definitely hasn't stopped anything. And I've seen people like them little white poles definitely up. Yeah, definitely because people like me probably didn't let them over because bitch, you saw that ship there, like how far? But then I go

speed race to go. But I had the other places though, too, that where you're driving also, and they switch it to a one lane and you don't even know because like, okay, if I'm not familiar with this area, and all of a sudden you just decide that you're making it into your on construction. I didn't realize that they had did it to Appleton. Yeah, same thing. Yeah, so that's so now the right lane is turning lane only, and you gotta keep going straight. So I didn't know

that at first. I was like, oh, ship, So then I had to get over because I didn't know they changed it. Yes, Jesse is absolutely and more of because why And then it was like I got it clearally, not like you're still going. I'm so glad. I've been going all winter. I knew it was gonna be a mess, you know, I honestly, I I'm happy that we didn't have like the winner that I thought we were. I thought it was gonna be bad, bad because we

had some real nice date like going you know into it. So I thought we was gonna have a really bad winter, like yeah, we had you know, some shitty points, but I'm thinking it's gonna be like non stop blizzard damn there. So we actually did pretty good because I was wondering about with them putting all those those little blocks out and ship and the little you know, poles and shit, I'm like, what the fuck how they finish plow this ship? Right? But they do that. What I'm saying is

because the plows are wider and because how narrow they made those lanes. I was one like, how was they supposed to you know? But I guess they just used them real tiny ones. But I'm like, bro, that should take forever because they're small. Man. El Nino shit. When he was in school, they just always hear about fucking l Nina. That's so we heard el Nina global Warming. It's a ship show by my place.

I can imagine that is wild? Mm hmm. Howd on because Okay, so I have videos, but it's hard because I can't tell which one is which based off of because the thumbnails that are on the screen are different for the videos than what's in front of me on the computer. So this one I do know though. So there was a video that was posted and a lady was basically asking like, you know, why she was single, why she not married yet, and all of that shit. I'm gonna play that

one first. One. I don't have any kids. I got so low. I have two paid off cars. I'm about to close on my first house this year in May. I'm not toxic at all. I gotta be. I'm releasing an app on iOS and Android. I work hard as fuck. I'm not clinging, but I always make sure my partner feels appreciated. Okay, so I don't cook, and it's not like I don't know how to cook, but I won't look as much as I should. I'm probably not as feminine as the average feminine female, but I wear heels, I

dress up. I just feel like I have a very dominant personality. I'm five eight in my head, but five four on paper. I've never actually lived with a partner before. I'm just trying to figure out how am I not married with five kids? Or running around like what the fudge am I doing wrong? Most people say, oh, I don't give people a chance. Yes, I do. I have boundaries, though, and I don't let people fuck me over. I want to say more than three times,

because I give chances. I even give you a second chance. But it's so easy for me to just walk the fuck out once you start playing with me. But I still don't understand how I'm still single. Interesting, So here's my thing. I did because I don't know if that's only for the volume there or are value too like with us talking. So that's why I turned it back down. So the crazy thing is I heard her list all of this stuff, but like nothing about her character, right, like are

you compassionate? You know? Are you generous? You? Like? I didn't hear her talk about any type of character traits about herself. It was all like a personality traits, you know what I'm saying, Like nothing like are you fink? Can you tell a joke? Like none of that?

Can you hold a conversation? But I think that's just the way that I think it's the way the society is set up, where it's like like number one, not everybody wants to get married, everybody wants to have kids, and so like those are a couple of things that she mentioned, but like you said, she's not really talking about what she can actually bring to a relationship. So no, she didn't, John said. She said she was

mainly No, she said that she's not as feminine as most women. And I get that because it's like, yeah, I wear pink hair, I'll dress up, I wear heels and stuff like that, but it's like I am not your traditional feminine woman. Like whenever you see Serica Serena always got her lashes done, she always got her hair done, she always smelled like some type of fragrance and ship like, that's not me. That doesn't mean that I'm not feminine at all. I'm yeah, but even me, I

don't feel like I'm still not as relaxing to hit the side. I like the girl even in a jog and suit and ship you still girly girl like like me, I ain't hear what today boots shirt Columbia, like you look homeless. But that's what I'm saying. But if babe, that's not baby, was like niggas you want? You know what I'm saying, Like what do I do? That's what Kayla was teasing me about, like oh, Bach, but you wouldn't got your hair done, your makeup done and all

this shit your boyfriend. But that's what I'm saying. Like, so I have my moments where I can be extremely girly and be feminine and stuff like that, but that is not that's not my default setting being super you know, feminine shit, that is not my default set. My default setting, that's not what I'm most comfortable in. Like she she was just letting niggas know that I can do the job. She wasn't trying to tell you how well she was good at it. She's like, I can do the job.

I'm suitable. But how are you gonna do a job? I don't know? You gotta give it to her and and see what she can do with it. So with any job, I can tell you I'm great, then you get me there and I'll be sly too. But like you said, you to do this, I told you what I mean. Nick said, I look like a soft step when I'm not at work. That's probably

accurate. Yeah, but it's soft studs crazy, And trust me, I would look a lot worse if I didn't have this big big I would be pure Charles right now, looking just like my father, just like it. So it is just like so I understood you know what she was saying, like because you can tell like you know she It's just she's not always on that. But I grew up as a time boy, Like why I take

you all all the time. I have Mexical braids, jerseys, I'm walking around fucking penny hardaway jersey and the Pennies and shit, you know the one air bubble. That was my ship. But yeah, that was that was my thing. Like I was never like girly girly and then when I I did, you know, start getting a bit older, like I tried to do stuff like you know, because we were going out and stuff like wearing the heels and ship. But just like I ain't had no sauce like that.

Bro, I was in the Pointy Hills like you and the Kitten Hills. No, not the Kiden. It was. It was the point because we was in our business casual days, bro business, pistol skirt sh that was our thing. That was nasty wearing to the club, the corner kickers. It was just like that. That's how they selection the club. Really, that was the ship, twenty ship. If you ever like twenty ten, like twenty sixteen, I want to say, probably was like the twenty

fifteen nasty hoodie and sweats companies. So yep, that's me. I will pull up picture because you know, like me and him, like we used to be in the club all the time back then. So if you look at pictures of like me and Lando and Ship back then, like we was actually taking a couple of pictures and ship. We was weak as fuck. It was weak as a bitch. Yep, nick little vest with the pens skirts. Hey, the pencil skirts is working. Ship back then, niggas

nigga you go straight from fucking stable and papers straight to happy hour. That that was our bag and then be able to go to work in the morning all night and niggas really dressed like cast members from Sex and the City to go out. You think about it. Yeah, absolute, And then that was when everybody had like the color coordinated jewelry and ship. Whether it was clear, I remember like trauma try yes, yes, them are Deilius yep, and it comes with a fools and they got everything separated by color.

So it's like, you know what, I'm wearing this red for tonight. Let's get the red necklace with the matching red. And then we had them big ass bes run our fucking arm. Yeah yep. Delia's right, yep. And I used to go to Dilli's because Zanni used to work as Delia, so I used to get a discount ship. So yeah, it was. It was y'all was in the with pencil skirts, pointy shoes and costume jewelry. Yes, and I don't know how to work the photos. It

was a West Yes, that is disgusting. Know how to work because I was definitely ship. Yeah, Charmer Charlie was man. That was back when you actually go to the mall and get your whole FeH. I used to dress like that. This was the crib on hamp and that's an absolutely nasty business. That was a wild era. That was. That's wicked word that discuss. Yes, Britt said, Charming Charlie's was so fucking overwhelming. It was like the Ikea of accessories. It was. Kayla said, I usually

look like a pure nigga. Can we go ahead and clap it up for Kayla? Kayla has finally finally completed her relocation and moved this weekend. So to Kayla, especially because she's gonna have a bum sleeping on her couch safe. Sorry, who was where you putting people out? Oh? No, I'm talking about me and moms. And don't I mean you? You are? You know? That is too right? That's a little tree himself I got. I can tell my my my one of my best homies. He

just like that. He refused to believe it. I'm like, nick, y'all is twins, You're a dead ringer? Yeah, so I don't. I don't feel that enough, you know. I mean we wouldn't know anyway, because we don't know what she's like when she's dating. Like she was like, well, you know, I'm not toxic at all. But it's like, but does that mean that you were like emotionally detached like you know, because as much as y'all try to tell me I'm toxic, I just look at it, like, bro, I don't want to argue and fight

over nothing. So I'm not in a place where I want my energy disrupted, where I want to scream, yell and fight with you. So the moment you get on that boo bullshit, I am removing myself. I will talk to you when you were over it, when you were ready to, if you were ready to have a conversation about it, and we could sit down and talk to each other without you fussing and you know on all that bullshit, then yeah we can do that. But I'm not gonna argue with

you. And he he says that all the time, like once he comes down off you know, his little turned green ship and we were He was like, man, he was like, thinking, you really dumb. I said, no, I don't. I said, this is not the same bit you knew all that time ago, Like, I don't be on it like back then, back then, I was a little nuts like ship, you know, he's nigga get a little greasy or something on the phone or

something. He'd come on saying, and I'd be sitting on out Swear to god, I was sitting on the h on the trunk of his car, like oh, perfect example. Remember alib one in a million videos, Remember how on the front and she was on the ship and that was me, except I was on the back window. So yeah, you know I was

a little unstable back then, nown't. I don't have those periods where I get triggered to that point even if you know you're cussing, you could like that shit, It doesn't rib me up anymore because I'm like, you just don't know how to handle your emotions right now, correct, And I'm not go fault you for that. So whatever you feel like you need to get off your chest, go ahead. I'll be over here. So you know, I'm just I'm not that person where I feel like I want to argue

and be confrontational all the time. And that is honestly why even a lot of people on Facebook, I no longer engage with y'all, Like if I feel like you were intentionally misunderstanding me, or like you know what I'm like you see yeah, or like you see that I'm saying one thing and you keep trying to make it sound like I'm saying something else. I won't even I'll get to a point where I'll just stop replying. I don't give a fuck if you feel like you want the argument or not, I don't care.

I'm not finna keep doing this with you because I've said what I meant several times and you keep trying to say it like I said something else. So fuck you and that and I will go and while you're talking to yourself, I go post another status and talking about something else. Right, And I'm the same way though too, or like no, because it's it's a waste of energy to be honest and I and it's funny you say you know how it used to be, because I used to be horrible too, Like

I ran my ex husband over with my car. Okay, so let's right. So I mean, no, I'm two for three. I got Joe l Orlando and Jellybean Dad Tony, that drunk bastard was actually quicker than the game and credit for it. But I forgot he used to play football too. Yeah, so he hit me with the footwork and hit the curve. Well no, I mean I was seventeen at the time, so I mean

mine was justified, and I feel like mom was too. But even still, it's like, you know, there's nothing justifiable about getting behind the wheel of a car. Textually transmitted disease definitely just punishable gunshot won't folk. I'm just saying, I'm a feeling. What does that mean? I can't have firearms, nigga? Legally you can, but you can have whatever you want. I can't have firearms. You can't get caught with that vehicle. I

have a vehicle already. Look what I'm saying is you you can't. You may not can legally do it. Bro, I shoot a nigga with a gun, and I'm not supposed to have Guess who I'm gonna be. Tory Lanes don't get caught like Lane. Tory lanees got told on. You think that niggas won't go tell on me, Bro, I wouldn't. It's hard to prove I hit you with a car. You can you can prove I shot you. I wouldn't. Yes, Britt said, we are protecting our peace by any means necessary over these whites. Yeah, I just don't.

No, I'm talking about we don't run niggas over now. That's why we don't run niggas over now, because we protecting our peace. And let me tell you something though, You something if they make Fords anything like they used to back in the nineties, Oh yeah, there'd be a lot of bodies. Well two point five. I told you I might have clipped the back of his ankle or something, but he made it on the curbing time. But no, to hit multiple niggas. And then and before I hit the

second one, I rammed his car first. He had a tahoe and it was all his faut because again I told him, I said, do not go to my house. Don't go to my house. Came to my house on bullshit, parked this truck blocking me in, and got out his car on some bullshit. So I threw that motherfucking in and I and guess what, that bitch didn't crumple, fold or nothing. Had that been one of these new model bitches, that motherfucker would have folded up like a goddamn sprike

hand. Only thing that had the only thing that happened after hitting his car about two three times and then hitting him with it, The only thing was my little Ford emblem in the grill was kind of dent it in, like because that part was plastic itself, and that was the only thing. Like the little Ford was crushed in a little bit. It was because I told you don't come to my house and then you hopped out of your car thinking he was gonna snatch me out my shit to attack me. Accountability, accountable.

She told him not to pull up. If you pull up, your the consequences of you pulling up and then what did you do to him to make him feel like pull up and then you pull up? Who started this? What do you mean? Who started it? I'm sorry, do you not know what a question is? No? I'm saying what do you mean to start it? Who started what? Who started this ship? How did we get how did we get to where? What happened? Where? He was like, I gotta show up and stand on business. It was Lando,

So he instigated this whole thing. Yeah, because he was mad that I outed everything. Well, man, can't be out here passing the reb w's and it's my first you won't get out of it, but no, I will be giving niggas the scabies. So that was justified because it's like, Bro, I was even then and even then, because it's because back then I was much I was much smaller back then, so I was like a buck fifteen, a buck twenty maybe, like I'm one ninety now,

so I've gained the whole person. But back then he was still him. So he was still you know, six foot tall and you know out here looking like the people's champ. Yeah, bro, I'm not just what you want to do. Let's go. So you know I was gonna lay a SmackDown on your candy ass, and well he was, you trying to read on my roof. You're trying to stall you stone colding stone cover. He

was out for a whole year. Hey, low key, Hearing a nigga rolling on the top of your roof and adjusting your mirror just as you see falling off the back is like that's like a highlight. So like, if I ever, if I ever get to the gate, your highlight tape. Peter pulled that up, like so Dinkins on mates, I'm like your highlight tape of just all hey, lo keep before they send me to heir, but like, hey, can I get a copy of that? I want

to watch when we get down here. You're just sitting there trying to analyze and explain every situation. I'm gonna be, hey, hey, if they give me a copy of the tape, I'm gonna be down there showing my ship like old Dog. When I get to hear right here, right here, right here, I'm gonna be down there showing my ship just like old Dog. Nigga, Nigga, it's my tape, came Hey, man, I told you stuff showing motherfucker is the tape said, nigga? Is my

society still on Netflix? I need to watch this because when Dog rolled up to check Kane about his cousin and got the shit beat out of here though too, because that's what got him killed. And you know what, and I bet that that ass whooping he took probably was off or not. Could you imagine you sitting in the house, you know, maybe you having girl talk with, you know, with a female friend. And then here come your big, burly, over protective his cousin who is dropping on your conversation.

It because he happens to know the nigga that you are speaking of from high school. Mind you, nobody knew your cousin back then, but everybody knew his niggas he was popping. So he knows dude from high school, and he desires that he wanted to step up and protect his cousin, and you to walk your happy ass over here. You got your motherfucking eyes whooped, not even who you got stomped out in front of the whole project backup

exactly Okay. So then also too if that was her, if they end up having that baby for real, now your now your nephew, orniece or whatever, and got no got no daddy, because you just had to do have a question. Who was dumber the cousin from minister society or Warren G rolling up on his dice game. Warren G definitely because because you rolling up on Kan Kane could have been a civilized human being and had a conversation with you. He could have. He couldn't, No, not the way he

didn't say, hey, can I high let you? No? He was like, which one of y'all, Pottner, you knew he wasn't gonna be on no civilized and you rolled up like that. I felt like if Old Dog wasn't with Cain, came might have had a conversation. Kane was never that guy. I don't care what you're saying. I watched the whole movie. He is not that guy. I think there was that guy, but Game was not that guy. Hey, look he said he won't be no daddy. Know what I mean? He was because he put he had the

Jimmyard extra type something. And now that I'm older, I'm like, oh, so he needed a magnum un because you know that was way pre uh, that was everybody was in the lifestyle joint. He was wet and wild, disgusting word. My ex used to suck me with a wedding wild. And then I grew up like, man, now I understand why was yeah and wild? They used to make flavor condoms. I'm back they still do, yeah, because when we was at the sex Dungeon, they had because

people give oral sex with kindom. I'm not chewing the balloom, but the niggas said, yo home, which one of y'all is came, go to a birth go to a birthday party and just start licking balloons around the place. That's what sucking. Nick with the kind of Mollo say that Nigga was moving to Atlanta and one looking back, Nigga said, definitely gave out some type with the fruit loop balloons. Come on, nig did I just tell you? Confessing? Mario said, I love that these narratives come alive for

y'all. I feel like y'all were right a dope. I told him we need to be on tub. They're not listening to me. I'm just saying, like us, that's what happened. Like when you go back and Watchmster Society, a lot of ship could have been avoided. Niggas just trash and niggas just kept a cool booty in a certain situations, Like at the beginning, you know the movie, all Bertie wanted to know is like, look, fam, you've been home. You still got the money for the robbery.

Where's my cut? Let's go back to why you get out of pocket with folks. Let's go back to the robbery for your mother. I'm talking about before he got there when he was a baby and watched his daddy shout out to Sam Jackson smoked that nigga because he said, all he wanted to know is what happened to the money from the robbery. That's all I want to know, if you got it? Where's my cut? And then you look at a nigga across the table and you come out your mother saying,

I ain't your bitch, nigga? Fuck you think you he is? Wine on it is never not funny, but knowing that she eat but it's like, are you thinking of like min flavored or like it's like in your peppermint patty that's magically delicious. Since we are on uh you know Saint Patrick's Day, it's magically delicious. I've been like Shane Mario said Hughes. Brother said the movie was way more violent, and I'm like how they did have those parts where they just been said Mentos The fresh I love. I want to

pile with Nikki. I swear to god, I do. I want to pile with it. Mentos The Freshman. You like glass honey buns, literally freaky ass girl like you do you sit and you think about like and I understand. And this is why I said, like, honestly, it sounds great, but I really can't write movies because I'm too logical and ship would piss me off. Prolonging it so that we can have a conflict that is so right. We could just not have We should just write a logical movie

and just see how I play out. Damn, you know, but that's a good concept. We can go and like make a short film, I feel, just make a series of short logical films and see how that takes off. Or like you could just put them in situations where you could be logical, you can be illogical, like you know, logical. We should just let's just have a normal I get it. You mad. We're filming two takes on everything. We're filming illogical take illogical take see what happened?

And folks, when your press came, that was illogical. So it almost be like the eminem song. So Nick said, she bought a wax pop, So so what do you be off? No? So so so re bought a wax pop off a TM move like she does everything else, and she thought that I was gonna be the test of me. No, So now it's like it's it's hard to like really explain it without like like not making it kind of weird, but it is with it. So re is okay. Red is a very natural lady. We'll put it that way.

She's very natural. So she didn't she went full of gusto. She didn't like try to like trim first. Oh no, yeah, oh no. So it was at the point she had to commit. Look so she like because she never you know, like she just yeah. So she's I mean, is very She's she got million we got her Erica Baidu vibe type shit. Like she just natural. We don't give a funk about nothing, Like

she cleans herself. But as far as like with actually like grooming hair and like all that, she's like you go get what I pull out this mouff Like she just don't care, which is weird because it's like, bro, you will love me, like no. But but yeah, so she didn't you know, she didn't trim the hedge before you know, she and the

blood curdling yell. Bro, I heard it over the TV the fan and with the front door closed, like and then I wonder where I said, oh, okay, see what was going on because it's like just imagine walking up to a grizzly bend just like fin slaps and wax on your back. And speaking of bears, this is video put in the group that bear beat out. It's a white man in a karate suit that's already off put. He got let gotta be at like the news station or some ship. He

in a karate suit, and he got this bear on a leash. But you tream the next time they're on a leash and it's a lady sitting in there. Oh no it wasn't, and you got and it's a lady sitting in a chair and she looks so innocent and unsuspected, and the bear just kind of like raise up, look at her and just throw just go to town. I was like, why would y'all have a bear on a leash? And when you say only white people, and you usually only be white people. But yeah, so that is why. Yeah, your kid needs

some help, Yeah you should help her and so like. But jelly Bean is also natural. But it's like I thought that because you know how they are with their siblings. I thought she was trying to follow into her footsteps. And she was like, no, you just never said no. I said I showed you what the dude you just when you didn't keep doing it. I figured that you just didn't want to in this is your body, I'm not you don't have to shave and do all of that if you don't

want to. So but now I think she's at the point where she's like, no, I'm done, I'm on this tru But yeah, but ree Ree is a completely like we don't give a fuck about nothing, Like she cleans herself. But other than that, she's like, bro, you go get this wrinkled shirt, you go get this fucking cricket lining in the front, and you go get this bush baby ass. So it is what it is. I love my baby because it's like she won't and I'm like, bruh, because she does. She re has a wittle's peak. But the

witle's peak is not what makes a croocket. It's just it's I it's like that one guy that cut her hair is like he didn't do it right or something, and it never really I don't know, but she won't let it get fixed because she don't care. No, no, But what I'm saying is the way that it's not pushed back, like where if you even it up, it'll be in the right spot. It's like one comes forward a little bit more than it should. So yeah, it's not like to even

it up, like the motherfucker's back here and even it up. You gotta put it here. No, it's the right part is here. But it's like then the other part is like you go like this, it's like that the emoji mouth m hmm, let me see. Uh. It takes for you to really like someone and they complain. I believe that because there are a lot of men with the nappy dugout and they be perfectly fine with that, and then when they get to me, I'm like, clean it up,

clean it up. And there was a guy where I actually I hadn't him in years, and he reached out to me and then he was like because he was trying to like link up and stuff, and he sent me a picture and he was like, I remember how you like it, and you can tell it was fresh. So I was like, oh, he I said this, this nigga came, but the he was ready. I agree with Mario's point because I like, it's just certain shit that I just can't get Noah to understand. And I feel like coming from me as a

brother or like the people in his house, he won't get it. I feel like he won't truly understand what we saying until like he genuinely like a

person. Is he getting coochie yet? No? Oh, so do we need to have conversation with him and just be like, hey, bro, No, that's just like I feel like you won't get it until somebody, like I don't want it to happen, but like sometimes until somebody like really hurt your feelings on that kind of shit for you to understand what I've been trying to just get you to, like, you don't gotta you don't gotta throw no extra sauce on it if that's not what you're into, Like you

don't need to buy a five hundred dollars Colonne or you don't got to do all of that, but just get basic on it. Like I can show you how to get basic. I'll show you the body watch that you know you can buy and all that cool shit, but like he just some shit like you just don't be into it. I'm like, bro, that's one thing you should be. You don't got to be into the extras in the particulars of the situation, but the basics Mario said, to be honest,

my son was not really washing his ass until you start liking girls. I knew he was fucking into me. He was asking me for colone. You see. That's when you're just like when folks start trying to get extra on it, like okay, somebody that tells you that, like this is what they like, and now you're trying to accommodate. And once you start trying

to impress women, it'll just become a natural thing. So it's like, nah, I kind of like being friensh And don't get me wrong, like I love the fact that he is so comfortable in her skin, Like that's her body. She do what the fuck she want to do with it. It's just like, bro, sometimes I'd be like the drain, please,

the drain for the love of the drain. But UNA's sad. But now I got I got a drain cover for that reason, because like Pips was the same way, because you know that Nigga was born in the fucking sixties and ship you come in, you know, I work hard for the money, and then it's like, bro, why it is my ship not draining? It is because you got your fucking porn pews all of my goddamn pipes. And they thought they kept coming talking about something. No, it's just

the plumbing in his house. It's just the plumbing in his house. Blah blah blah blah blah. But guess who didn't have And I kept fixing it, and I'm like, bro, it's not that. Guess who didn't have that issue with my drain being clogged all the time. When that nigga was out of here, I said, I told you it was the fucking sixties porn pews, And this just clogging my ship. And they just gathering down

here, they just dancing to you by their first day time. By man, it's like, there's no reason why this ship is backing it up like this. So I'm like, bro, you got some real core ship. That water's not even penetrate through this ship, like you don't get your fucking steel wool, see it. So so you want Miles to preach the aunt that he should manscape. But I don't have to do anything now. But when she comes home, hopefully they're both out of my house so I don't

have to worry about it. Where they're gonna go. I don't give a fuck they need no you know what, they actually got a better chance to getting a little income because he's technically homeless when he get out and they get you in faster. So yeah, you don't want to live in chef no

more. No, if I want to play, that'll come over. And at this point, I cooked myself, so I've had to do it because he ain't been hasn't been there, because it's like before with him being in the house, he's one of them people who he feels like his food better than everybody, so he want to be the only motherfucker that cooked. All right, you got it. That's one less thing that I gotta do.

But with him being gone, now I have to do the cooking the ship, just like Easter's coming up, and I fucking hate it because who go have to fucking cook Easter dinner this guy? And that's and that's if I don't leave everybody and just go to fucking Rdizio and tell people that I went. I'm like, hey, man, I'm there. I'm like, man, I'm going by Kayla house for Easter. Rest of y'all. Later, I'm right over Diesel. Easter coming up, So fucking fast too. Yeah,

especially because it's the end of this month. I don't know. I was like, what the fuck And I looked at the sales paper. I'm like, oh, we gonna get cracking in here. I want no part of this. Yeah, but you know it. And it's crazy because when you look at like a lot of kids, like they ass and it and it don't be like a lot of the parents be really trying to make and they just be like, damn, for go washing my ass. It's cool,

and they just go about their fucking business. Because I really be feeling so sorry for a lot of my friends that have boys because the stories that I hear it was bad until like until they start liking girls and stuff. It's bad. I heard and I and my son played football and it was like but they said that like once you know girls and ship and they're trying

to pay attention to niggas, don't want to be musty exactly. The upstairs of my house has three distinct smells really do Like if you walk in my room, smell like we my little brother room as funk paradise, like women and ship. But I was like, weed, funk paradise. It's crazy. I'm like I'm glad, Like at first I used to hate being next to the bathroom, but like folks, that shiit a while over there,

so you have all that animal kingdom there, Mario said. I remember one of the first complaints the homies brought up was the chick with the smelly feet. My guy was offended. Don't be hurt. Yeah, Monte had her. She was smelling like Frido's and that was like a big thing coming to

a nigga house in your hygiene out on point. It's crazy because you know you're going over there, and you know why you were here, so eventually, eventually, at some point, you're going to remove all of your clothes and if something down't here, right crazy And I guess my thing is this

right? So say it was a whim thing, like you know, y'all were having a good time, y'all you end up at the script, you like, dang I didn't hit the today or you know, I just I didn't think I was gonna be here, so maybe I didn't do a refresher. Goddamn, I knew I got this hole in my sock and my ship stank. Like at some point, bro fake the bubble goods. I would rather if I was a guy, I would much rather bitch be like,

can you please take me home? My stomach hurt and I'm like, all right, I don't want this bitch shit in my house, and I take you home versus you actually disrobing and I have something hit my nose to the point I don't even know if I can get an erection anymore. Not just what you just period. Like every every time I look at a bitch and she goes to slide her pennies down, I'm traumatized because I'm like, bro, what if it's that that smell again? Yeah, saying it's in a

poem. A chick should never be musty. Mante attracts musty chicks, not dating. It's just he always knowing I was cleared it up. It's not that he date them, because Mante always know the chicks that be musky, Like, can I tell you what the comments? It don't work? Maybe the work here, but yeah, that sounds like I'm about to be running away in a moment. It's no. Maybe they're not messy. They just like the dance. We can dance if you wonder behind it, don't They

don't dance and they don't have a musty bard no friends crazy. She wasn't even dancing, bro she was just man, it's hard works ling drinks broke you back there with ice. You keep yourself tool you want, you keep yourself cool. No, you ain't never smell us. When it's cold, it might. That might be worse than when it's warm. It is because

it's like how did we get here? But then it's like, okay, was it just like you know, you had on too many layers, and then it's like it's just kind of like trapped in one of the layers or something. Having insulated must is insane. Isolated must is crazy. That's the kind of musk that like when you take your jacket off, you can smell how funky you are on your jacket. Listen. I have had some days where I've gotten out of the shower rushing and I forgot to put the yod

rent on after and it's like we call it the musky tingle. It's like a pre warning that ship finna go bad, Finna go bad. It's like I gotta go open. It's like it's like the smoke detector for your arm pit. So it's like I've had this one of my broblem how to stop at the walk rings or something. Then I start like, I have to keep an extra in the car just in case, because I'm like some days

I'll be run. I forget because for most women it might not be an issue because they carry purses, so they have shit like that in their purse. I, as addressed earlier, am not your traditional feminine women, so I do not carry purses. I got this big ass wallet. I'm a wallet girl. I'm not a purse girl. So I'm sitting here and you know what you gotta do. You have to drive with the window down.

And not only do you have to drive with your window down, you have your arm up in the window because you're trying to catch as much as a breeze so that nothing gets too overheated under there until you make it to your destination. So if you ever see me driving and my arm is like this, there may be a chance that I forgot to put on the yoda and when I got off the shower and I am trying to get to a store immediately. You mainly, you know what, I do have a lot of

those traits. Yes, yes, yes I do. Actually I just I just posted in a group about that. Uh, like I said, who stopped talking? I can't stop laughing. Don't act like you ain't never had the pre musty tingle man, I think everybody has, because that's that's what the part of that reminded me to drop drop under arms is crazy. Yes, So I I'm like, oh my god, and I'm not gonna lie.

Drive a little bit faster trying to get try to get forward the wind coming through, so I might be doing fifty in the thirty try trying to push it down a little bit. Yeah, I'm not mad at niggas who didn't want to participate in gym class as an adult. Now, like you take a shower in the morning before school, especially when like you got Jim first period. Bro, why you want me to smell like swamp as after

third period? And then they didn't look at that as an excuse. Is that like, well we got showers, was like, nia, I don't want you know what's crazy? They really got five minutes? How I can't even get a good lather in five minutes with the gym short tone like what we're doing? But you have to look at I think that that, like I think that concept was brought up by white people who are not used to washing their legs. They not used to wash rags and they don't fully lather

everything anyway. But what's funny, they was like, you don't seven people on the other side like we almost feel like we don't we bad because we washed our legs because she was just like really like the legs right, like shave my legs? What mean? He was like, you don't use like a wash club a lofu? She said, the soap itzz it like because we got the little the little African's names and it is so annoying because it's like, thank God, because I haven't given y'all an update on jelly Bean.

Like jelly Bean is doing great. She is. We're looking hopefully by the end of this week, she won't need her cane anymore. So she still has to like her shower chair and shit because her balance is still off. But she was able to wash herself. Now. I didn't have to do anything, because Lord knows, I was so tired of having a blood

blood but flost this child. And you see, because it's like at home, it's easier because we got like I said, so I can just you know, but when we were actually in the hospital and have like having to go hand between she and your kid, like it's like it's so uncomfortable, And it's not uncomfortable as appearing because I'm like, you came out with me wipping your ass, but it's like, I know, my baby's just in here, like how did I get here? But yeah, I'm I'm really

really happy. Like she is doing really good. She just walked just over half a mile on a treadmill. So they try to, you know, push you a little bit more each day. But her progress is amazing. But she still doesn't know that we're going to wrestling on Friday, because I told her that because remember when they were here last year, Remember the tickets went on sale that day or did you not see that because you had left already. Yeah, they used to do that anyway when they know they're coming

back. So I told her, I'm like, well, you was messed up, so I bought my ticket that day. I didn't think it was you know whatever. I'm like, well, tell you what I'm like, since you you know, at the point and I know you like miss riding around in the car and stuff. When Granny dropped me off. You can ride with her and then I'll just give her money to take you to Cheba Hut, because I know you've been wanting Cheba Hut. She was like,

she was like, can I get the big one? I was like, I was like, you can even get little pretzel nuggets and some kool aid. You get whatever you want. She was like, all right, cool, so kids, yep, glove box the utterance. I got something for that. I got caught musty in class once and was willing to kill everybody

in that class leave me alone. Yeah, that's the whole situation, not even just even as adult, you get caught musty one time, it never leaves your reputation now all of a sudden, Like when you were described Mimi the musty one yo, I was must again. It's a lot of ship that you can put on my jacket. I do not want that one there. I never want a motherfucker to be like, hey, do you know why? Yeah, the fact that nigga with the dreads cool, don't say

fat musty nigga with the dreads not. I don't want to be that guy, yo, funky one. Let me tell you something. Wine is not. Wine is not scared of a lot of things. But I'll tell you the top three number one snakes facts too. Number two being in the group chat is the creepy nigga. Number three being identified as the fucking nigga.

Those are those are the three fears. So ship donk because again, like you just said, like that ship never, I don't care how cool you is, or how cool you think you is, or how fresh you are the next six times I meet you, that one encounter funky. Let me tell you something and then them the niggas always want to hug you. Where am I hugging? Now? Bro, you musty stop giving out hugs because now when she come hug me, I'm gonna think that she musty because she

was hugging on you. You was musty. You know how many false musty people might have been out here in life, false musky like i'magine being accused of being musty because you hugged a musty nigga and it wasn't you, but no all hurt. It was the popcorn and foot smell of aice nigga she was hugging before she got to you. Because I'm and a lot of people like to lie because you know they are afraid of judgment or like whatever.

Like I ain't never been musty. I've definitely been caught slipping before. And I was like, yeah, I've definitely been caught slipping before. And I was like, I'm going home. Yeah did I pass go? I am going home. I will try this later, like because it was one because like I said, like rushing in the morning. So now it's like I have ship lined up too, So now I don't forget steps because it's like I have everything like ready to go, like when I get out, so

everything is like in one little area. But I have definitely had those point where it's like rushing. Then when you get out the showering ship, you're drying off, get dressed and trying to push it on and it's like you don't. But for me, like I wouldn't put deodorant arm right away because during that period of time it was like, you know, it's before we got like our invisible solid joint and ship. You don't want to get that ship like on your clothes and like on your brazen ship. So that was

my last step because I would have to do that. You know, you pull your ship all the way out and then and then so I didn't put on and I'm like and I was like, brouh my arm, pissess its I already know what's next. And then it's like it's fucked up because you getting to that point where it's like, no sudden movements, yeah, because you don't want to agitate nothing. You don't want to you don't want to

get your body to what you're up. And then it's like, so now you're trying not to freak out about it because you're like, damn, man, my anxiety, go raise my body, tipperty, I gotta You're not the ninjas and ship they just they calm their heart beating all the ship. But no, I was like, I said, no, bro, I said, that's me. I gotta leave. Nope, Nope, I went home. I'm like, I will never know, like you said, you don't want that on your jacket. Don't want it on your jacket. And

then I'm that person that people always want to come hug and ship. Hey, y'all know means much as I feel like, let me see, Mario said, bad breath will make you want to body somebody. I keep all toys for this exact reason. I have known some Honey and Newport homies who have got asked to go bust their teeth in front of women. I would die, chick be trying to dish you, and those are to go to little dick and funky pits of poor hygiene. Oh yeah, they always posting

the niggas draws. I'm like, but you knew them draws was crunchy beforehand. That's why you can get BB now. I can see if like you discovered that the draws was crunchy, and that's why you broke up with him, because you like, I've never seen this nigga like taking draws off like shit. And then one day, you know, y'all watching Netflix and you kind of trip and look down at me, like, and then you break up with him. I get it. But if you knew that bro wasn't

you know, wiping right the entire time. It's kind of because the smell of butt is very strong, right, so there was at some point, especially because yeah, and you know what's crazy about it, it's like I don't Rita said shit, definitely don't leave no someone from middle school and folks still call him a little musky dude. We there are a couple. I actually I just I just talked to them in one of my group chests,

and I was like, dude, this guy just commented on something. And all I remember is how much him and his sister smelled like piss when we were in school. And and it wasn't like just like you know, a small accident pissed like. It was like Harlem Project Hallway piss smell like I've never even been to Harlem. But I got to just sit just embedded in my thoughts. That's fucked up for you to put that on Harlem jacket. I don't think. I don't think cam or Mace will appreciate that. I'm

mad you did that. That's crazy. You just think smell like piss. No, just certain project always h as fat niggas. We're very conscious the smells big, musty, grizzly beard nigga was starting. No, but I told you all that fat nigga that made me grab his wei in the coat rooms smell like butt. So yeah, it was like you out here smelling like moist hot dogs just mm hmmm, because I don't remember because my grandpa, So, my grandpa used to eat whole cold hot dogs at the pack,

and he wouldn't boil them. He would just get cold hot and just eat how it smells. I'm sorry, Wieners, because you know I got that that water in here, the hot dog water that's in the pack with it, So it was a hot dog water that she was dealing with. Yeah, see, as an adult, I understand all that ship from you

smell like hot dog water. This is it? Or when the motherfucker said you smell like outside, I know what outside smell like, because recome like if we come me in and shit, and she would not like at the parking time, I'm like, bro, you smelled so much like outside, especially now because I'm allergic to the outside. I really know what death smell like. And shit, you can smell that around the corner. Mario said. The peepee girl from elementary turned out to be fine as fuck. Now

got two dope boy baby daddies. I got stories. Hold on y'all because I don't I don't remember what this video is. I gotta see what wanting to say. Oh, okay, I know what that is. So we're probably gonna close the show out with white women tears and how they really be lying like this shit is wild. I saw this on Twitter. Actually, I'm gonna talk about this one Twitter story. First. I don't know if anybody saw this, but there was a woman who was unlive during a fight

with her daughters. There was a fight going on and she had a good and I guess somebody else tried to jump in on her daughter and like she grabbed him or something, and a guy came and like a guy killed her, shot her. Her daughter picks up the gun and get to like, you know, just dumping at everybody. But the woman ended up dying. It is very tragic that this woman lost her life. But this entire time,

I'm watching her with this fucking gun in her hand. I was always taught and I can't even have fucking guns, and I was still taught do not pull a gun unless you intend to use it. So I feel like she had it out for you know, intimidation purposes, and that shit did not go her fucking way. So let this be a lesson to you. If you do not want pistols in play, then you should probably keep that motherfucker tucked unless you were planning on pilling a nigga's cap back. So ripizza

her. But let this be a lesson to the rest of you. So she pulled out a gun in the middle of a fight. What the fuck? I like, thank everybody for coming out for this episode of hostually Awkward. This has been a great episode. The comments were on fire tonight. I appreciate everybody. Please close the show and your ass, both of them, please, because what the fuck? Fan? Why is it that? Like? Why was it so long? Because the whole show I want to read a level. I didn't want to do that to her. I didn't

care about her hearing it. But I just knew it had been brewing. That shit probably got a shmell to it. Yeah, please hit me me me just dropped. Yes, now I dropped ass and testing and everything that come along with it. Why it's all of colon in this chair. Yeah you say, if you pull it, shoot it. But yeah, so here is this video. He says, uh ooh, my favorite white women tears are everything. Oh wait, let me go to play that back and say, I they can hear that on the bike because with me adjusted the

volume, I don't know if it picked it up or not. Mario, did you actually hear that? I? Oh no, immediately. So over the past weekend, there was a viral social media post about an alleged incident at Hubbard Inn. Oh see you said you can't hear it. Yeah, wait, you can't hear the video? Yeah, oh I heard that ship. That's what I'm saying. See see this is my wrong. That was crazy. Stop hitting the mic, Stop bumping the table. Okay, let's start this offer. See if we can hear now. So they are grabbing

us immediately. So the video one viral on TikTok, receiving thousands of views, shares, and comments, resulting in damages to the business staff and reputation. You missed it? Why why the funk would you long on me like that? You will see the video post allegations alongside real surveillance footage of the alleged incident. So they're grabbing us immediately. They don't even give us a chance to walk out on our own. Oh wait, okay, so this

is the video of them being calmly walked out. As you see, she said that they were being grabbed on and pulled from the very beginning. I'm immediately grabbed by this man and he's grabbing my arm, he's pushing me, he's man handling me. And what is going on? What is the issue here? Why are you why stating is that? Why are you screaming at us? And also why are you grabbing me and man handling me and dragging me using my bag to pull me out at all? Now this is the

close up. I'm just pushed down. He sends me flying down the staircase, hysterical. At this point, I think I started to kind of yell, scream back at him, kind of pushed back at him. And he takes me a second time and shows me again and sends me flying down the rest of the staircase. Duh, woman will about anything, dude. They know we can't see them, right, like you know, there's footage the end, like right, He tapped on her to tell her to go in

the right direction. She was not thrown and then she said she was thrown down two sets of stairs. But because it was in your head being utterly ridiculous, did you much? It escalated. So now you got all these people leaving negative reviews and threatening them and ship because this bitch like talking about she got tossed down two flights of fucking stairs and man handled to be excorted from the premises. Counsel yea, she said a lot, a whole lot

of these white holes. Yes, he just told you. Oh yeah, he had to change it because he didn't want to get suspended. Y'all still live running the Matrix. No, this is on brand for us. We're about to wrap up in a minute. We used to be just under three hours or right at the point. And will mess up someone's whole life is unnecessary and very common. Absolutely, But you know, I was in like when I saw it, I was like, damn, what happened to her?

Like because they had the sad music and ship and I'm thinking, like, you know, something really happened to her? And then I guess I said, absolutely not, mm hmm, nothing happened. She lied. She

lies, She's a lie. It's a whole lie. So yeah, that just blew me because now, like you got a business that and once ship kind of snowballs, be hard to take it back because like I said, now you've got all these people that left like negative reviews and ship, and people will do that like they hear something from somebody else, don't know what's going on, and they automatically go leaving negative reviews on like businesses, you know, pages and ship like that Yelp reviews and ship like ship is hard

out here on fucking social media. Holy walnuts, Batman. Yep, that's our cue when when we see this nigga come back, That's how we know it's time to leave. And she won't be charged for lying right or something? Yeah, because she fucking suck. It's this the created a national firestorm. Desiree Jennings is the pretty ambassador for the Washington Redskins cheerleading squad after rare neurological disorder called dystonia after receiving a seasonal flu shot causing dramat a spasms and

slurred speech. This so you used to be able to go sideways or bert. Desiree and her husband told me they worried they'd never find a cure. But look at Desiree now. We found her walking normally, playing with her dogs, going shopping, even getting behind the wheel of a car and driving. Hard to believe the woman we've been discreetly observing over the last few weeks is the same woman we met during the height her remarkable improvements. Phone calls,

what's going on? It looks like you've made a complete recovery. Well, I want to say complete recovery. I still want since we was on the top of the white woman just lying about ship, I want to say this with uh all due respect, that's where I want to start. You ain't wrong, bro, Mario said, that's why I keep a witness around white women. Yeah, they diepolic on a bitch. But to all the people who like the lie and scam and cheat, just know, y'all ain't

got ship on Stevie Wonder. I'm just saying, Bro, he fail. He gotta play the part. He can't just he can't just automatically see where you're going. First of all, he gonna die with the lie. Okay, Stevie is blind, bro, to what degree? Like Daredevil? I like to think everybody for come this episode. Holy, it has been a great show. We've had so much fun. It's a lot of ship we do on this podcast that's gonna get us a trip to hell. But that ended right there. That did it. I'm sorry I brought that up.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean for any of that to go that way. So if you weren't able to tune in for the full live, you catch to replay on Monday or listen to the audio episode when it drops on Tuesday at ten am on All for streaming. Nigga said, next time we got a home and stream and stream