Episode 233: Alopecia Pu**y

At halfa. What has the doorbell HALFA did to you other than let you know your shoes are outside eight pool, young doctor, it is man. Shout out to Chinese chef. Always get us ripe. Hold on, y'all. Sorry she forgot it was eight thirty. No, I didn't, actually, I just I needed that. That was the last bite of it. I didn't want to just let us sit there for the show. Thank you guys for tuning into this week's episode of Hostially Awkward. If this is your

first time joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I'm your host and favorite otivational speaker. Me me, me, me someone hundred or comra walker if you're nasty. You know that just looked extremely narcissistic, like me pushing my own buddy for myself. I do not want to be like one, so let me pass this up. So someon I said, I'm tipsy and can't here, but hey, that is wild. Yeah we can't see who who it is. They probably somewhere where it's noisy, but they

still you want to come support mm hmm. But I am joined by two of my co hosts. This week, we got the narcissist see. You know, he keep wearing his heartbreak band in here, and it's February, so around the corner we just have V Day. We definitely just had side chick Day and didn't have a V Day, but you keep wearing it to say heartbreak on it because he didn't get shows on V Day. Heart breaking.

He already is let me down my hair. Don't please don't die your tips, my guy, And if you do, I got somebody for you that would definitely do it with no problem anyway. How I got minus in the building of course, then of course the man behind the magic, we got mister Tom That okay, as the classes man. Now we do have think not put that intive out there because you have never in life ever seen me do anything remotely close to that. Whats so why would you even put

that narrative out there? Do I run around and say, welcome to another digit of death fresh shows me and fat and Funky in the building today? Do I do that to you? I did? That just starts a whole conversation that is not necessary right there. You see that, thank you for proving my my point. I just we all know that we do, so don't put that narrative out there. You can asshole, but he digging assholes? Wow, but I don't. That's the whole that's the whole reason for

this. See that, that's nasty, bro, See that. Don't put that narrative out there. That's not how I do. Not roll like that, My god. You know, okay, real quick, we want to I want to address something with tone right. Tone is always saying, hey, don't put this narrative out here about me. Don't put this narrative out here, when for years, at least ten, everybody has looked at tone as a creep. Anyway, It doesn't matter what narrative or what we talk

about. Everybody already looks at tone as a creep. So trust me, we're not making anything. No, no, no, You see that narrative I can roll because depending on who you are, it is it could be either or. But he's putting out the narrative that I am doing unsanitary things. You see what I'm saying, don't put them in them, don't put anything that says them unsanitary, don't do anything that could be on the verge of arresting. You know what I'm saying, that I'm being arrested for felonious

activities. Don't put anything on the narrative that makes me seem like I'm a terrible dad, you know, as far as you know fatherhood, though, this is one of the best dads that is actually you know, around us. Because y'all be letting popular deadbeats run wild, Oh my god wild. Yeah, y'all really let niggas that don't take care of all of their children, who don't see all of their children, are not all of their children. Yeah, y'all let them run them up because they got you know,

a little steam behind their name on social media. It's not even now now that we hear I don't understand women who are okay with dating a man that don't care, don't take care of half his kids. But because he's doing good by your kids, that's all you care about. FtM popular dead beats like, you know, like, because there is there's a there's a lot of fuck shit. You know, people preach loyalty and you know, preach being solid and all of this shit, but when it's a popular motherfucker who

they like, they don't hold them to those standards. I've actually, you know, lost friendships behind that because I'm like, bro, I don't like how you moving with your seed. You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, you my nigga, But at the same time, like, because you my nigga, I hold you to a higher standard than what you're currently

on. And then that in turn made me you know, fake and this, that and the other because I spoke up about that, like bro, like you see the ship that I go through with my baby daddy's you know what I'm saying, like, and look at how you say shit about them, but then look and turn what you're doing like that'shit not cool? Can you do anyway? Oh not to read it? That's call well, ain't no too good ship? Ain't nobody? Oh I ain't see it? Well

now hell up there. But yeah, y'all really really really gotta stop doing that. Stop giving motherfuckers a past just because you know, like, oh man, he cool, he ain't never did shit to me. Like, bro, If a motherfucker can turn their back on their own seed, I don't know what makes you think that they possess any type of loyal bone in their body. So, speaking of which, hey, you able to comment. We were talking about you being in Facebook jail I don't think we was

gonna be able to see you today. Go ahead, mom, what was you saying? It was crazy that the people and the ship that niggas will be loyal to and the ship that they'll be disloyal to. Yes, how you wanna take care of your kid like that's young, kid, But you're willing to die for a street that was here before you was born, you know, be here long after you were gone. They're gonna tear this motherfucker down, rebuild it and put some better housing over here. But you're willing

to die about this goofy shit. And you know what's crazy about that? Like when you say that, like niggas be willing to die behind the block, it's like, bro, y'all don't even pick up the litter on this, so then it's a raggedy block at that. Oh god, it ain't a gated community that you should be proud of or no ship, Like it is a motherfucker where there are a Mulligan and one fucking hot cheeto bags on

the street. Y'all got open fucking condoms like laying right by the sewering ship, and that's what they're proud of. Yeah, man, we're from the trenches from over there, like like really it is great shit wow. But you know, speaking of popular dead beat, I'm gonna go ahead and play one of my mini videos, right, and play one of my uh my videos for the night on the topic. Of course, I'm with my step kids more than my real kids. I'm fucking their mom. I'm your baby

father. Of course. I deny it was my kid for nine months until we got the DNA test. I'm your baby father. Of course. My mom watches the kid when it's my weekend. I'm your baby father. Of course. I'm always working and always brooke at the same time. I'm your baby father. Of course I want my family back once you move on. I'm your baby father. I didn't even hit you. You ran into my fist and try call the police for real. I'm your baby father. Of

course. I try to claim my kid on my taxes, even though I don't contribute to shit. I'm your baby father. Of course. I hate your new man. He makes you happy, and that's something I could never do. I'm your baby father. You still think about us. I'm your baby father, of course. I tell everybody you don't let me see my child. I'm your baby father. Of course, my kids never met each other. They barely met me. I'm your baby father. Of course i'd

be having our child around a bunch of bitches. It takes a village. I'm your baby father. Of course, it says unknown on the birth certificate. I'm your baby father. Of course my number is saved this sperm donor. I'm your baby father. Of course. I tell my kids I'm gonna pick them up and never show up. It builds character that nigga. Let me tell you, so as a kid has a dad. Bro, when I tell you that Jellybean's dad had, his grandma called me to add the

whole situation of getting reconnected even started. No, no, no, this was when jelly because you know, jelly Bean was born in June. This is January of twenty ten. Like she's not even a year yet. Okay, she didn't, just you know, grace her little six month period and shit, and he has his fucking grandmother call me because what happens in January, Nigga start getting W two's and shit is time to file fucking taxes. So this motherfucker has his grandma called me to ask if he can file jelly

bean on his motherfucking taxes. This bitch ain't bought a motherfucking pamper, a bib, a mother fucking nail clipper, a nook. This nigga ain't bought ship. And it's crazy because like at the time, like I was, I was, actually I was dating Lando at the time, and Lando was the one who was buying, like if she needed like extra milk, if she needed panthers up. Yeah, he was literally doing every like if I was, if I was fucking tired, he like, go go take a

nap. I got on her fat asses should just be sitting there in his buff ass arms and she's watching fucking TV and Ship like that was he was the one doing everything. And it's like, bru, if I wasn't claiming my own kid, the only two people that would be allowed to clamor would be my mom because she was helping. I would have let Lando claim her before I let you claim her. And he knew he was out of pocket, because that's why he didn't call and next me hisself, he called.

He had his grandma call because he knew I wanted to go, say, you old bitch, you go to help, so you know, that was his safety neck. But I could not I fucking believe that shit, Like, bruh, you have literally done nothing for this child, and you had the audacity that asked me, could you file her on your fucking taxes. I don't give a fuck. If the irs kidnap, you throw you in the back of a van and take you to fucking Alcatraz and beat you for

six years, don't. I don't give a fuck what you got going on.

No, bitch, you can not claim my fucking baby. So that's what killed me a couple years ago when this was what the year before last, like when me getting I think I got audered in like two years in a row about my kids and had to prove like that, get their school records, and I'm like, bro, I'm the only person who has been And that's what pissed me off, because I'm like, I know these motherfuckers ain't trying to sneak behind my back and fire my fucking kids or some shit,

because I have filed them every fucking year since they have been born. Because I have been the the caretaker since they have been born. Why the fuck do I have to go through all this shit all of a sudden. We just said, Negro will always have the audacity. Uh, Mario said, I do not fun with dudes who don't fuck with their kids. You can beat it with that ship. How can you be my homie but don't fuck with your kids? I say, you old bitch, you go to

hell. He knew he wasn't gonna say that to his grandma. I look and and I and it. It pissed because I'm like, you know, goddamn well, this nigga do not see or do nothing for this kid. You really had, like no part of you said, I'm not gonna call that girl and ask her that you really tried it. So maybe I should have said, you old bitch go to hell at this point, now that I'm looking back at it, but that that ship pissed me off so bad.

Look, I don't know make a difference. She's like, because I actually be, because I actually like during this point, Wine was actually staying with me. At this point, Wine had jelly being every day because I had to work. Jelly Bean was with his nigga every day. Oh no, that's actually how we we fell out. Yeah, because because Wine filed his taxes and lied about it. Told me he didn't file because he didn't

want to give me no money. That was exactly what happened. I I found out that Wyan filed his taxes from my mama because he gave his mama some money, the one who he wasn't even living with no more. It didn't help out with what happened. That is exactly what happened. Let's not reopened some ship. I'm not mad about it now, but back then I was. I think my feelings was actually hurt more than I was angry, because my whole purpose of moving Wine in when we wasn't because I needed him

to help pay bills, is because I know how our family is. Once you are under your parents' thumb and our family, it is so hard for you to get your way out of it because it's like you can't save money if you constantly have to give them money, you know what I'm saying.

So I was trying to provide a way for Wine to be able to get a job because he wasn't working at that time, for him to get a job, be able to stack his money, for him to be able to go out on his own, because I knew as long as you were living with your mama. You will never not live with your mama. You will forever be there because you can't. You can't save for yourself under her roof. And I know that because it was the same with Mama. That's just

that's how they are. That's how they're fucking wired. I don't know what the fuck it is with them because my granny wasn't like that, but that's how it works. So me being able to be out on my own, that's how I wanted him to be able to be, you know what I'm saying, be able to not always have the answer to somebody else, to be able to get out, get on his own. And then it's like at least try it, you know what I'm saying. And then if you're like, bro, I can't survive like this, then a do do whatever

you need to do. But you know, so for that, my feelings was kind of hurt, like damn, like you ain't be like all right, let me go buy some tissue or some ship, Like you just completely lied to me about it, like you don't have no money. So that that's what did it, Not like bro, you gotta go. And that was that was a tough love moment. It wasn't a it was in a fucking bitch ass nigga moment. It was more of a tough love moment, like, bro, I'm trying to help and that's how you handle it.

So but we we we've gotten better over the years. Friend, I still don't like that nigga and whatever? So wrong just pocket, I just said you was her best friend. I mean, it's still her birthday. Weekend is just even come the pasta rehashed oh ship. Excuse me for creating dialogue one in details now because you're a woman, Stop being a woman. Don't direct that energy over here because you was lying about your little coin. Wait a minute, right, all the time, we need a long order,

your order, got your little coin and got out. I really didn't have this fan. I didn't wally come to her. So so there's a post. Okay, there's a post. And it was asking like how come mothers, you know, act like they the main parent or the primary parent or whatever. And it's like and and here's the thing that you know, as far as like since we are already like kind of on that topic, like I don't think they really really really understand that even when there are two parents

in the household a lot of the times. Of course it's not all the fucking time, but a lot of the times, Like even in a two parent household, the mom be like the primary like parents, you know what I'm saying, Like they be the ones fighting with fucking tilers to put their fucking socks on and shit, because it's every time you put one on, these motherfuckers snatch off the other one and throw it and shit, you know

what I'm saying, You didn't put their whole fucking pants on. Now you're looking for a shoot, and all of a sudden, naked ass walked past you because they didn't took everything, like they don't have to typically worry about everybody else whereas a mom is like, all right, I gotta be at work at a fifteen, but I have to get myself ready. I gotta get the kids ready. I gotta get the kids stuff like and all this other kind of shit and bro just like see the night, honey, and

out the door, like you know what I'm saying. So it's not a thing where I said it's set in stone, because it's the reverse for a lot. And then I actually know single dads where it ain't no mom at fucking all. That bitch was like, douce this nigga, get this child support when you get it, so you know that the roles are reversed. But I don't think that a lot of people truly, truly look at the fact that when it comes to moms in most of these situations, bro,

they be they be having to hand do everything. Literally, kids is hungry, they don't go to dad, and when they do, got your mama, like let go at your mama be heavy or they as will walk right past the dad to come ask you some shit all the timela. And this is a nigga that's married with kids, and he even admitted my business playing the game. Yeah, so a something to drink. Divorced, like my kids still call me. I'm like, joint your daddy house. Why are

you not asking him for stuff? Like I can't tell you yes or no, Like he's daddy busy playing the game, so we asked you. She's knocked out, like damn yeah. I shared her post about that the other day. This lady says she's marry and she says she finds herself being jealous of her husband because he literally can get up and go. He works outside the home. He come home, he played with them for two hours and

they get up and do it all over again. See, and that she was going on a work trip, she had to make sure the babysitter was set, the carpool was set, the house clean, the kids had clothes, and everybody have food. She says, she's jealous, like he has a life and her she said, my kids are gonna remember me as the fucking maid, the maid, the one disciplining dad. He's the fun one. Yeah, And that was actually something that I commented on the original post

before I shared it myself. I'm like, on top of having to be like responsible for you know, everything, I want you to look at the amount of moms who have to cancel their plans for the kids based on the amount of dad who are doing that. Like those numbers don't really be adding up there. Like if it ain't no fucking babysitter, it's rarely you know, pops that's gonna stay home with him Like this nigga, he got his shit set, like you said, like he has a life of his own

outside of the fucking household most of the time. And Dannis Hert's like, oh well, I can't tonight, you know, the baby sick. I don't have this and I can't this and it's not a I will go ahead, honey, you know I I'll deal with you know, the diary and the snot nose and sh it's like you'll clean it up. Yeah. And it's like, when I think about it, honey, you need to be

changed, like bitch will change a lot of the two parents situations. I know personally I can name a default parent and see I've seen both sides. I've seen. I've seen like my uncle is like the one where my uncle's like the mom even though my eyes so like she's like, hey, I'm here though, like I'm still doing stuff too, but my uncle really just and I've seen that. And then I've seen the other side where it's like

damn you married, Yeah, like you just do it all. Today it was I don't know if y'all follow her on social media, but her name is Kayla Nicole Jones. She's a real skinny, dark skinned girl and she always be doing like the comedy SKITZI I know who she is. Yeah, So she's had two babies recently. She got one of my favorite, like when she got a little punitenttion. Oh yeah, yeah. So her and her child's father broke up recently and the kids when we talked about that on

the show, they live with the dad. But something came back up because she was on a jet ski and people are like, how are you just living your life and having fun to taking trips and your kids are just She's like, my children are with their dad. Like now. We talked about that when it first happened for that reason because people were they were on her so bad for them going like that, even being a discussion for them to go. And it's like she's like, I have a life. This is

my life. My children are well provided for it. But the thing that kills me is you have it where if you have the mom And she was like, Okay, I'm gonna take the kids. I want child support, I want whatever. Well, what you need child support? If you can't take care of the kids by yourself, then you need to give them to

their dad. But then when they give them to the fucking dad, what is the problem right there is yeah, hold up, And then you got the flip side like NBA young boy which is the same age as my son having twelve kids, I sent that to my son and he was like, whoa all of them? I've think Cayler's familiar with it. So there's like a like a reality TV or like social media couple or whatever. And they got like, well, they had like six kids. Yep, So hold

on a second a month, play this clip real quick. Eight years of marriage and having six boys under the age of six, the Jackson family of Atlanta is getting a divorce. The voice weird fellas. This video is not for you. If you a man, just keep on scrolling. Come here, ladies, bring it in close. This is why I always tell women only have the amount of kids that you can take care of by yourself. And I know that may sound now, I'm married, so you ain't got

to listen. I'm not. I'm not married, so you ain't got to listen to ship I said. But we all know this is not an opinion. This is a fact. When couples break up, majority of the time the kids are with the women. So I don't care if you're married, if you only want two kids and your husband want four, only have two kids. Because if y'all get a divorce, your husband God forbid pass away,

or you find out he's cheating on you. Whatever the case may be, nine times out of ten you're going to be stuck with the kids. Only have the amount of kids that you can take care of by yourself. I don't give a fuck what your husband wants. But then again, I'm not married, so you don't have to listen to me. Now. I feel like if you want to go over that threshold, because he's like, no, I want a big family. You know I came from a big family. I want my kids to have a lot of siblings. Just know,

if this shit don't work, single fatherhood is in your future. Was telling Batter it's not bada all the time, and he was like, uh man, what I'm like, then either you gonna be your single dad or my mama gonna be your single Grandma's gonna be one or two. It's gonna be one of them, like right on time, Like because baby, I'm I'm always I'm almost empty nester, honey, jelly Bean is fucking fifteen and

d should be twenty. Like look, I'm this close to my luxury r V and saying fuck everybody and going off grid living out there with the fucking coyotes and ship like bro, I look, I'm nigga. We got coot's here. I now I I now have to actually get up and put clothes on to go outside my fucking dog, so coyote don't get her. No. No, I used to be able to just because you know, the fence is that. I used to be able to just let her out and

go about my business. Now I have to actually go outside, and I either got a hammer or a crutch or some weird shit just in case of coyote run up. And I gotta get busy because they will come and they will snatch the fuck out of your dog. To stop buying these dogs, so you always out here walking brick dogs and ship just no coyotees, just you know. And in Florida they got vultures too, so you gotta watch

oft for the coyotes, bobcats and the vultures. Well we actually had it was a big ass, howk So, But there's like a now there's a you know what I'm gonna actually I'm gonna buy. It's like it's like a hundred bucks, but it's worth it. I'm a they have a they have like vest for dogs and they're they're like spike it and then it's like protecting around the neck and shit. So like if like you know, a bird of prey or a coyote or even like a bigger dog or something like tries

to attack your dog, like they can't, they can't penetrate it. And if like a cause, you know, a fucking hawk, they'll come, they'll pick your shit up and carry it off. It's like it's spikes on it. So like if they try to go like they can't, you know. Yeah, Court says, Hey, Court, I miss you. Uh says it does sound harsh, but honestly, you can easily be left with them kids. I feel like, have what you can afford because you can't complain later nobody helps you with your kids. Yeah, And it's like,

in a perfect fucking world, everybody would contribute to their kids. But it's like you can't have men complaining on social media talking about some motherfucking Well, how come moms feel like they're the only parent. But then whenever shit happens

and it's a fucking single mind by herself, what do y'all do? Y'all fucking tell her that, oh, well you picked him, you thish you that look y' yep, let's just that you So hold on, here's a there's work clip about that saying that single mothers aren't accountable because accountability looks like raising your child, even if that means you gotta do it by yourself. And sometimes you cry yourself to sleep because you ain't got no mother for help.

Nobody want a babysit this kid. Just half the time, you don't have a social life. You struggle because you gotta pick between whether I get my nails done or whether my kid gets to go to football practice today. That's what accountability looks like. Somehow I'm gonna stretch this dollar I got and make it it to eggs, milk, make it into covers. I don't know how I gotta work forty eight hours in two days, but I'm gonna make it to a PTA meeting. I'm gonna call in make sure his homework

is done. That's what accountability looks like. So quit saying that single mothers are not being accountable for their actions. Accountability means you take care of your responsibility, no matter how they got here. What y'all need to do is start talking to these dadbeat ass about accountability, because y'all seem to protect them far more than you protect single moms. So that is something that I have

been saying for a long time. People have more smoke for the single moms who chose to actually provide for the child than they do for the deadbeat niggas who was like fuck the ship, I'm out, like y'all, yeah, like y'all. A sensitive topic for me because it's always automatically just have all of these like, bro, how are you mad at me because I stayed and did my job? These are all things I know. But what do you expect me to do in the meantime when these are the cards I was

dealt with? What do you want me to do? He has to be raised. I think niggas should stop saying that too. Yeah, like stop telling women they can't teach him a boy how to be a man. You clearly can't teach niggas how to be niggas because you're not raising up I mean, and that's that's really the thing. You say this, But what are you trying to do to help the situation go forward? Nothing? Just bumping? What are you? I have asked for help, want a full space?

What do you want to what? What? What the funny part about that is the same niggas spend all of their time on social media trying to teach women how to be women, so that that needs to be getting in women getting women debates. No, but it's it's always been you do this. I think you need to take care of your kids, like it's always been that way though, like where people have so much smoke and disrespect towards the parent who fucking stayed. Like Bro, I realized the consequences of me

having sex. I accepted the consequences of me having sex. I am now providing for that consequence. I am doing my fucking job. But you are mad and putting me down for doing my job instead of the nigga who walked

off the fucking job. How steps because you are at work and as the boss, I can yell at you, I can't child look, but I mean, like, even by that logic, it's like the nigga who quit, but always make sure he ride past the building though going on, I mean I do drive past, like Bro, come on now with the bullshit. So I really do think that that's something that you know, society needs to get their ship together on. And like I said, it's not just

mothers who are single parents. There are a lot of single followers out here doing what the fuck they need to do and shout out to fucking them. I just hate how it's like whenever it's a single mom, it's, oh, well, you chose them, you know what, you knew what it was, whatever, whatever. But then it's like when it's a single dad, it's never when you chose her, you knew what is man. Bitch is trifling. I don't see how you could, ever, How could a

mother leave their fucking kid like bitch? How could a father leave their kid? What do you mean quickly? They leave quickly? What did you mean? Niggas live right next door and never see what his kid doing. Make it makes sense? Nobody ever says no, But I'm a shot pick up my little brother all the time and never stopped to see what I was doing. For father, for sure, my dad know where the funk I am. Now, it's not the time, bro, I'm very sensitive about the

fact that he raised three other kids and knew where I was. That's still a trigger for me. Dog at forty five. I'm taking of course, I'm taking care of them. I'm having sex with their mom I mean you were in the same boat. You don't know where yours is. I knew where was. He knew where I was, and he raised three other kids and then too extra that wasn't even his. I don't know what that's the crazy part. You don't know where the he is. I know what the

nigga was. He was on sixty six in Congress. I did several times. Damn, you're looking at you out the ring like, damn not interested. It's wild. Sinners released the house when it was time to get that. I'm over here having the most susan why I don't like hanging out with these two. I'm having a serious moment. I ain't fucking breaking down over

here. We got a lap bro. My dad lift fucking five minutes out the street and always tell us that he's taking us to dinner, and we never go whenever, whenever my whenever my dad had a heart attack, people be like, you know what, I'm sorry. The reason why it's still triggering to me is because he died without us being able to fix it. See your dad like this, everybody room got a favorable nigga that hate, though or love, I don't know the nigga never met him. We don't

know what kids he's taking this you got. You got a whole white sister, so you not it is us. He changes not to fuck with you fans like you was like, hey, I'm here. I don't even know this nigga. That's what makes it work. I could have been walking past this nigga my entire life. Just what the folk. So he comes in, he gets to meet the PILARI wiggly like twice a week on Wednesdays. This is why I am so active when it comes to the girls, because

I re fuse to be that nigga, you know. But there was a There's a post me and Caleb both I saw and talked about it, but I had actually I had sent it to Ree. I've talked about you know, like hmhm, but this skitty you put sugar in yours, the skinny you got up yesterday? Why she's looking at up? How was the party? I was? It was fun. I wasn't feeling well. Yeah, now they want to take that risk? Yeah, And then he texted me he said it was a no go anyway. So I'm like, okay,

I really ain't gota leave now. No, it was some day quick I was gonna put it in the cup, get some sprite. It was. It was very It was very balanced between you know, the bougie and the ghetto a party. Yeah, the booie in the ghetto actually interact. Yeah. So you had a pot party all together. You had upper crust and lower crust. You had a party pot. Look, taking what everybody wants. Only Kayla could bring together both crusts. This is only one time of

year. Who kind of you're not you really people should Bringing water to my upper crust friends is taking a risk. But but I get it though, Like it's just you cannot make some people trying it. Just don't worry because it's filthy. Me and Serena was high, having a time, laughing at because every you know, somebody over there. No, no, she's not going to There's always Serena though she don't count. Even with the even with the upper crust, there's always you got the drunk I Sy or the drunk

uncle. And for our drunk aunt, you know. Unfortunately she passed away, but she left behind drunk children, so they will carry on the legacy. I don't know. The other two was cool, the girls them Son, I've been right now for the most carried out one of girls. So man carry but now so so I was minding my business and you know, scooping taco fixings on my plate. You about like five ft away from it, wasn't you know like they had a really look that was that was a

nice spread? Okay, like it was it was it was like who catered this? But on top of that, like but everything was like like it was I know because I show my mom. She was like, I need some and I was like, because my mom would be sixty nature, I'm like, bro, you don't have any friends and you alienated all of the family. The fuck reminded old people do that. She'll be sixty next year. She has time to make friends. She's not good? How how that

so fucking how everybody? Because the friends that she did have, the friends that she did have, they reach out to me on Facebook, Hey how your mom doing houses? House? And and then that you know, so they do they be trying to check up on her and be like, well, what's her number? What's this? And my stab? But she don't never want to talk to nobody. Tell them mom at Alabama. But she

got mad at me. She was she was upset at me almost ten years ago because she saw like other people like they were throwing they am ound like fifty birthday parties and ship like that, and I didn't do that for her. I said, who the fuck was going to be there? Who's gonna be there? I like, your party was gonna look like my party because I wasn't gonna be able to do nothing but invite all of my fucking friends and ship that grew up with me. Them was the only motherfuckers that was

gonna come. It wasn't gonna be nobody your age. You hold rogers to god damn much. Ain't nobody coming. You could have got you could have got Okay, JD and Tony, right, and you know, there's no reason for a party at this point. Broke at this point. At this point, we could have just drove her to JD and Tony house and they could have just took shots and listen to Pock all night. Okay, alright, one, you put together the guest list and tell me how that goes.

Yeah, by the end of the show, I want a guest list because it shouldn't even take it ten minutes. That's my dad. No, no, he said, Uncle chuck as in my dad, you really think it's you think your mama one go? I don't. I don't know if they First of all, every time they talk, my dad's trying to fuck my mom. Okay, all these years later, he is still married to the woman that he cheated on her with. He keeps trying to fuck my mom still, so she always dodging him because he always trying to sniffer buns

like bro. I mean, he's not wrong, but he's not right either. I don't. I don't know her time, need to ask you about it? Well, she has a year to turn her life around. Sorry, we can't see who it is on the screen. Maybe she'll make some friends. You know, my mom doesn't leave the house to make frints. Like the people in this room will be at that party because we'll be there just because we're kicking it with you. You'll mind you? Does she just

want some balloons in the balloon that say six? Probably? I don't know, because we the photo it's still get the photos shoot November fourteenth, twenty five. Okay, there's time there we go, hey, breathe, but I'm sorry because when we got read twenty one, we got to get back crush. Yeah, so okay, so they both have and that's gonna be fucked up because it's like you, I read twenty first and then mom sixty because their birthday is on the same dack. I will see that big do

a joint party and then it'll look full because you have friends. You have friends. I am not diddy. It's your friends to get my friends. And no, you got to tell because he likes to party. The conversation having earlier off Mike, I don't know who because I don't know no pastors. We definitely get somebody come blessed, blessed the freaking you know what, because everybody is like it was past We were talking about pastor being off my bombs. That was insane. Definitely I would. I will tell y'all my

theory later. But no, I just I understand because I'm a person like even with all the people who I've had around me all these years, I've never had like a surprise party. You're like, no kind of shit like that, Like that's just that's not the kind of people that I fucking hang around. I spend my birthdays going to fucking pot of wadame and gambling.

That's what I do. Somebody might go out to somebody might go out to eat with me, and that'd be cool because then I get like if we go to Ridizi or some shit they buy, they shit and then I get mind free. We used to do the same thing with fucking mind Goli and Grill before they disrespected us and removed them motherfuckers from Base or mal. But that's usually my that's usually the extent of my birthday. People don't really celebrate

my birthday with me like that. Like when we used to go to the Dells and shit, that was the most that, you know, we we've done at that point in time. Other than that, we used to like go out the clubs and shit rot up to the clubs. No more, that's not what we do. And even then, it was never just like my birthday thing like we always did, like it was like joint birthday party type show. And I feel like all of my birthdays are always pumping every

single time. Yeah, And I'm just like, that's that's not a kind of that's not the kind of friend group that I have people my family and friends that I'm around. That's the vibe that has always been created, Like my birthday feel like their birthday is always going to be a celebration Christmas, remember, and you know, and and it's funny because like with me and Kyle, like getting into the friendship with ship that we have is like both

of us feel the same way about birthday. So this would be like and it'll be interesting because for those who don't know me and we're actually we are going on the Bahamas cruise for uh for my birthday this year. So that's gonna be so so so fun as long as Kayla does not embarrassing me like you did at a party last night. You are your embarrassing people. Fam you did, didn't you know? I do? Remember everybody came in. She was like, nowhere is me me? When I have this me but

you was all across the room. She's say, now where is me me? And I was like she over here? See her? No, Canda kept drawing attention to me on the microphone. They gave you a mic too. She had a mic all fucking night, sister, I'm telling you, Mike Allnor. She gave me two microphones and she walked up to me was like here, do whatever you want with me, and she was like everybody this is me me. I'm like this bitch, I was sing thistse why

would you put on this front? And then she was like Mimi's birthdays? Next, I'm like, bro, what me me this next song for you? I looked at me. I told Serena. I said it's either I said, this is gonna be a whole song or march madness. And then march madness. I said, I told you want to you want because you embarrassed her. You embarrassed and he said, I am not Diddy holds the whole new meaning. Now, hey, Seth, you knew the front like

that? Like what that'll put me on the spot. Every introvert needs an extrovert. I pushed. I pushed him on this all the time, be hugging her. Look, that's why I said, now when we go, when we go on this motherfucking cruise, bitch, don't be trying to get me the fucking do no line dancing and the bullshit like you go there, you go, you cut up a rug by your goddamn self, bitch, leave me at the bar. I was like, whoa what apple room?

So no, okay, because that that was one of the insight he told you when you when me, and to me, it wins a can com. To me, it's more outgoing than I was. So to me, it was out on the floor with the white people while Juvenile was playing back that ass up. I was at the bar, she wasn't you. No, that was Houston. I'm talking about can Comb. I was at the bar drinking because that was my idea of having a good time. I am a fucking drinker, which also sucks for the cruise because Kayla, this nigga,

if she fucking licks the cap of alcohol, she is intoxicated. Like I don't think you realized it. You was, you was at least, But they also put so much crown in there. It was the first time they gave me the cup. There was nothing in it but crown. You gonna learn, You're gonna learn. No, My my thing is she doesn't have the alcohol alcohol tolerance that I have. But for the cruise like this is this would be my very first cruise. I've never been before, but

we need a balance. My thing was no, my thing was drink package all day. But they don't know, but they don't, but they don't allow but they don't allow you to do that. So in the room, Like if I buy a drink package, she automatically has to get one, and it's like, bruh, She's not a drinker like that. So at this point I think it's more than alcoholic. I guess I say. Look, I just want to say I'm like bitch because look I used to Now,

I used to be on some fraud ship back in the day. I was Joey and the scammer, long before Joeanne was here, you know what I'm saying. So I can get some pregnancy statements and she'd be like, bro, she can't even drink. Why do I have to buy her alcohol package? Like you know what I'm saying, Like, do what I need to do. But no, I there. There's just so much that I want to be able to do to relax when I go on vacation, Like I'm not the turn up print and that's what we agree, you know,

that's that's not me. I'm not the turning when I go. I be wanting to have a change of scenery and to relax. So when we was in Cancun and I'm I'm sitting here, I got a drink on this side, a drink on that side. I found a perfect hammock in the shade by the pool. I can hear the water splashing. I'm cool, I got drinks on the side, and I'm just swinging, bitch, just swinging, and all of a sudden sound, all of a sudden, I can see it's getting darker over me. I'm like, now I'm already in the

shade. So this is mean motherfuckers standing over me. It's to me, a bitch, get up, motherfucker. I am relaxing, so it's like I can't have all my every second the no see, I'm fifty fifty because depending on where we at, I might want to turn up or I might want to relax. You know where we at, Like when we went to Puerto Rico, I wanted to turn up. Everybody wanted to just chill by the pool. I'm like, we a motherfucking Puerto Rico. Why are we

by the pool. I've even listen to my wife child wouldn't want you to melt. Yeah, but like I do, like, and I know that shit is going to be fucking more expensive there, but it's like, fuck it, I'm on this boat. I'm having fun because we actually we leave on my birthday, so we'll get to Orlando on the twelfth, and then the cruise actually starts on the thirteenth. So it's like, bro, I know that this ship is gonna be fucking overpriced, but I do I want

to be able to get a fucking massage on a cruise ship. And it's like we on the waves and doing whatever, and I got a motherfucker you know what I'm saying, rubbing the bitch out, Like I just I want to be able to go and enjoy myself because of all the fucking past couple of years that I've been dealing with, all of this ship, and I've just been under so much stress. Like I earned this shit, bitch, I'm fucking turning forty. Okay, I've I put it in the work,

God damn it. So the money I got him spending it, I'm gonna have a great time doing it. We're gonna have us a time and then you know, I might throw klea. Look, I I even got cash to bribe Kaylor with, Like, havey you some drinks? You know what I'm saying, Go mingle, go do go, do karaoke. I need this balcony for a minute. We just got up the before you said no, but she can. She can. We already we already know because it's

a casino on the boat. So she's gonna have plenty of time. You know what I'm saying, You want to give me you're gonna record her one We're not that cool? Does work now? I talk much? Yes, it is because we watched the video where dude went and he slipped out and his friend came over and put the dick back in. Raoul, he said, that's indeed did he ain't even had to fumble with it, like he knew exactly where it was. I was like, he ain't had the attory

that motherfucker get paid for that. Because if we don't finish this scene, I don't get it. Looks like they got He got paid for that. That was in the fucking trap house. That's what that was. The scene. That was the scene we don't know, Raoul is the what they call it trump thumb? WHOA. All I know is we all need to take

vacations. Yes, get away from you. Look, June has thirty days, bitch, I'm on vacation for twenty one of them, so I will be off once I get off work on the seventh, I will be off and don't go back into the eighteenth, and then I'm you know, in the office for them a little for that, and then after that, I'm on what's that the is that the twentieth? Wait? I think it might be the twenty first, Yeah, think it's Once I get off, then

then I don't go back into July first, so I'm out here. I'm already I'm already planning trip, so I got the crews already taken care of. And then I'm off that very last week of June, so I might be in fucking Vegas at some point. So look, this is on the move this year. And good news about Jellybean because you know, into June her birthday is June twenty third. She has made so much progress in physical therapy that she's finally been accepted to go into the HP program. I told

you all about the Integrated Healing Program. So what that is is is basically plus you, I mean, you're already buss because I'm your friend, but you or whatever, the HP is integrated here the program and it is basically where they are taking all of the components of care. So it'll be like, you know, her mental health therapy, physical therapy and her medication management and like you know, paying management, coping and stuff like that. So

and it'll be a four to six week intense physical therapy program. It's Monday through Friday from eight to four, so she ain't that motherfucker all day, you know, five days a week for four to six weeks. And the so the intent is for her to be able to once she's done with the program, like she'll be you know, fully independent again, physically, able to be back in the classroom and all of this kind of shit. So fingers crossed from my baby excited though, But she's done a waiting list,

so she she did pass the screening. So now we're just waiting on them to have you know, opening for her to actually go into the program. But once she do, we're hoping that you know, within a month, month and a half of her getting in, then she'll she'll be jealous eating again m hm, because I know I'm sick of motherfucking being Benson. Don't get me wrong, I love my baby, but all my fucking heart. I would die for her a million times over. But this ship is is

stressful. It's hard because if her daddy wasn't a piece of ship. He could be doing this too. And and then it's even in it's like we were saying about this topic, like even if me and him were together, like how much would he really be doing? So Yeah, but it is, it's it's it's really really really hard because everything is playing around you know, it's playing around her. So it's like even when I'm tired, like

there been times it's like I can barely keep my eyes open. But it's like, you know, if if she's in the bathroom or you know, something like that, like I have to I have to wait on her basically hand and foot, so who I can't wait to be to just have my moments where I'm focusing on me. It may sound terrible to y'all, but no, it doesn't. I need it. You're a human and everybody individuals sounds like a piece of ship. It's like a dead beat, fucking dead

beat mom. Hey, I thought about it, like just leave a note in the mailbox and ship. I paid the first three months mortgage and y'all gotta figure it out after that. Some be dead beating like the wrong way, like being selective. I don't approve of it, but like you know, you're supposed to like you supposed to get out like in the beginning, like you let folks skate on you. Now you've being a dead beat to your mama because you making her babysit. Did it wrong? He did it

wrong? You fa let me see. Of course, it's motherhood is not for the week most kettle hood I've been in, but I wouldn't trade it. Just not doing it again koochie clothes for the baby business. Yeah, And it's like there's so much that you know, goes into it, and you have people who shit sounds good when they apply it to one side and

then not the other. So it's like even with the child support conversation that I'm so sick of people having to have all the time, like, well, you think that child support should only go on the car that's designated for shit for the kid. It's like, Nigga, everything in my life centers around this fucking kid. What are you talking about? Like everything in my life has to center around this fucking child. What are you talking about? So so, so you know what happens like when I get that three hundred

dollars child support payment on what's today, today's Sunday? When I get that three hundred and eight dollars and thirty cent child support, uh direct deposit on Tuesday. That shit's going towards my fucking cruise. You want to know why, because it's reimbursement that you ain't been doing shit in all this fucking time. That's been all of my money going towards this fucking kid. So yeah, rein fuckingmbursement. And I do not care because you cannot make me feel

guilty about it at all. So whatever little cruise package, I want to add excursions and shit that director posits pen to go towards it, and I don't give you no fuck. So I was on YouTube and like you ever be watching like the little shorts on YouTube, you can find yourself down the real visious rabbit hole if you let it. But it was this judge and I guess it was like fraternity court, but she was like flipping the scripting, making that black lady. Yeah, that black lady she was. He

was like, I'm an exact dancer. She was like also because you were stripper, Like you can't make time to see your kid. She was like, I don't want him to pay child support, but I just don't want this kid. She was like, oh you think that's how that worked? So if the baby's going to live with him, you paid chimes, right, Rita said, take care of you, Rita. I tried to do

that the other day. Now, for those of you who are not my social media friends, or maybe you just missed the post, because we know how algorithms work, I actually had, you know, I had a nice little self care day with Kaylea last week Saturday. We started out, we went to brunch okay, and it was it was real smooth service was it was asked, no, we were at honey. Yeah, he didn't.

I like that spot give her so include and including charge of her card for the wrong bill and having a refund you know, did that Did you check and see them funds ever released? Because I definitely didn't forget about that. Yeah yeah, because I was like okay, yeah, but I kept looking at it and then I was like, look at this. I don't feel right, and sure he said, oh my god, I owed more.

He actually played himself out of his tip for doing it wrong. I told her to lead that ship alone simply because I'm like, why the is we even tipping him? Right? Because I'm like sometime we do. But I had, I had, I had already, I had, I had, I had already tipped more than because I paid for way more than what I had, and like with the tip, and I'm like, he didn't give us the fucking straws we asked for. Somebody else had to come do that

ship and then he wasn't coming checking on us. Motherfuckers wouldn't come refilling water and ship. It was just and then he came and took like, oh well, I just I got a lot, like bro, like we don't need like this. It was a lot. And y'all know how I am

about tipping, So it's not that I didn't tip him. I was just like brou for the amount of times that we've seen this nigga, the entire time that we've been here, and he like he wasn't doing what we asked him to do, like so you know, but after that, I decided, you know, damn, this was this was good and I'm you know out so I'm I'm gonna just go ahead and I'm gonna make you know today

your self care day. Now what I will say, because y'all know that this is Black History Month, and as much as I would love to support black businesses for certain certain things. No certain things. You just you can't wake up and decide like, damn, you know what, I'm gonna have a self per day with black businesses because black businesses typically don't take same day fucking appointments, especially with anything involvement like nails, like any anything involving fucking

self care. You can't get same day hair appointments. You can't get same day spy appointments, massages, nails, none of that. Ship soame day toys from can you can with free local pickup and local delivery. Now local delivery is fee based, so you know, depending on your order, the more you order that is correct corrects doing it, you know. Yeah, So it sucks because it's like maybe you know, like we got personal days and ship. Maybe I'm just like, you know what, I had a

rough week. I'm gonna call in today, I'm gonna go get a facial, I'm gonna go get a massage, and I'm gonna do all this ship. You dn't you have to do it with white businesses because you can't get in same day with black people, and if you do, then they want to charge you extra. If be the spot. They're not gonna fucking be like, oh, bitch, because you want to come today, I'm gonna

charge you with extra twenty dollars. Motherfucker. You're open to that. Yeah, So certain shit is like it kind of sucks because you know you do want to support, but you can't because you can't fucking you gotta know a fucking weekend advance that you want to go to them, and shit, sometimes you just don't be on that. Like you really wake up and you're like, bro, I'm gonna call in and just take a day to myself, and it would be nice to be able to do that and be serviced by

our people. But they just they really don't have the fuck. They don't offer us the flexibility to be able to do that. Yes, so I ended up like I spent one hundred and seventeen dollars getting a pedicure. Now it wasn't like a you know, like I tipped and all of that shit too, But when I tell you that, this was legit the best pedicure I've ever had in my entire life. Like the amount of effort and they like they serve you wine and ship while you're getting it yeps. Yes,

look I know where her name is, Jane. If you go go to fucking Golden Nails and spy. So you know they they're serving you wine and ship. You know why they're doing it. And they let you just like this little book and you get to tell them like what kind of herbs and whatever and ship you want. And when I say, it's like a flight, a full on like like I was. That ship went on over hour, like an actual like massaging and ship. They had the hot stones on

the fucking everything like the yup. It was the fucking works. Okay, so I am going to promise myself that once a month I'm going to make an appointment and I'm gonna just go and fucking relax. But it was fucking amazing, Like it's the fucking cart and ship that they brown. I'm was like, goddamn, it look like a crash cart for a fucking uh fucking er or some ship. Yeah, but and you got it was. And it was so funny because on the opposite it was two men sitting right now.

They didn't even know it, just it was two men over they was getting the said self care, buddy, self care. But I love to see it candle yees. Oh. So so then she come out and and it's like, you know, my hair is longer. But they come out and they bring you the heated neck pillows. So they give you the HEATD neck pillows. They're serving you one where they ask you, you know, what you want to drink. Obviously I wanted wine, but so they give

you the HEATD neck pillows. You got your wine or you know, whatever your beverage of choice is. They got all of the different herbs and ship and then it tells you like, okay, well this is for you know, rejuvenation, or this is for relaxation, this is for muscle stuff. And how I found this place was actually on like I went to go get you know, I went to pull up the carpet. Hey, yeah, so I did. I said, yeah, it's golden nails and spot.

So they I went to pull up the carpet. Now I don't know if you guys remember, you know, some of you might, but I was going to European Wax Center for my waxes. And whenever I go there, I'm like, bro, I can get a person in my Like my wax schedule is like so far in between because I'm I don't grow a lot of hair like that, So yep, that's it. By the time I make an appointment to go back, like the same people don't be there no more. But this one I had shout out to uh to Donna Weston, shout

out to her. She was fucking amazing, And I ended up getting her. And when I went back for her, like she wasn't she wasn't there. So I looked her name up on Facebook and I made a post and I asked and I was like, y'all, I was like, would I be like creepy if I looked at my website cause she's no longer there, Like just to ask her, like if she got you know, if she's in a new spot. And she was so happy that I found her. Yeah, but they all should be like, hey, take my information just

in case I'm not. Yeah. So I I ended up, you know, getting in touch with her, and she was like hey, she was like I left. She was like, I'm going, I'm opening up my own spot. You know, I'll keep you updated, and she did so. I actually I looked for her first, but she was book She didn't have anything that weekend. She wasn't gonna have anything until after Valentine's Day and

I ended up just going back to European Wack Center. And I felt so bad because I was talking to, you know, the girl who was doing my wax that day, and I was telling her, like, you know, whenever I come here, I asked her, I said, how long have you been here? She was like since like September. I was like, because every time I come in here, like I never get the same person they leave. And she was like, yeah, I've been thinking about

leaving, do you know because I wasn't. Do you know that? Literally when we because because waxes are a Brazilian is what a Brazilian is sixty seven plus and that's not even without the tip they give them between two to seven dollars off of it, rewax. Are you serious? She was telling me that. I was like, well, that explains like two to seven dollars off each wax. Yeah, And and we was just tired, and I

was like, oh my god. But so after I left the wax place, I went, I sat in the truck and now I looked over and I'm like, dang, I was like, you know what, I'm like, I know if I got on my nails. But I said, because it's Valentine's that weekend, it's probably gonna be packed. But I really want to pedicure. I'm like, let me go in here, and Jane, let me go in here, you know and see what's up. So I so I go in there, and girl, so when so when you walk

in there, it's nice. So when you walk in there, they got like a little kiosk, you like punch your number in. You're like signing all ship yep. So so she you know, took me over, sat me down. It was like a little way, you know, and I was I was patient, and she came over and you know with like I said, the little crash card, introduced herself and they got name tags and shit on and there. That's how I know it was jam But it was just it was such an amazing I'm so amazing, only for me to come

out and realize that somebody had been in my fucking truck. So I come out of the fucking nail shot and I was in there for because that services and it was over hour like because she was when I tell you, she could have been done, but like we were the last people in there because she was actually like she didn't try to rush it because it was like the end of the night or none of that, because I was like her last

appointment, Like she didn't rush it. She didn't none of that. So she literally had to lock up because everybody they was putting on there was like, uh, you in, you're coming in tomorrow, A right, see you tomorrow, and they was leaving the shit, so it was just us two there. She was still going, so like, God, I tipped her good, Like I I tipped her real good at the staff list.

Yeah, so I tipped her real good and make sure that when you go, you really like just take it in because it's it's just really really nice. But yeah, so I leave out and I see, like, you know, I get in the car and I'm like, why the fuck do I keep smelling like it was the cigarette smell was so strong and I hadn't smelled it none, not in the wax place, not in the nail salon, But all of a sudden, when I get in the truck, I'm

smelling cigarettes. Bro, none of us smoke cigarettes. And then it so then I look over and I'm like the passengersie advisory was down, but the little mirror is up and the lights is on, but the mirror the little vanity part. So I'm like, bro, the ain't nobody been here for me today? And then I look and I see a cigarette but on the floor mat from on the passenger side, so I'm looking at it in the back. I'm like, bro, like what the fuck? So I don't

know who how long? Like none of that. What I do know is Jesus is watching somebody, because can y' all imagine me coming out, especially on that side where this is located floating? And then all of a sudden, I see a motherfucker just chilling in my car. Bro, But the fact that you're smoking in somebody's car, I mean, steal a fucking car, Like I just need fix my maga one time, Bro, I don't know, but that shit pissed me off so bad, Like Bob, get

your curser mouse. We just say, I need to find a good black carpet remover. I also want to try sugar wet next time I'm in need. I did a sugar wax. It actually was not bad. I feel like it was less painful than see and everybody tells me the opposite. The people I know that said sugar, but you can be too long because if you if it's too long when I say, you're gonna feel like Yokuchi is

gone. So it's it's golden nails, golden nails and spots and monominee falls, it seed like that little plaza where uh five and below and t J Max and like all of that kind of shit is out there. Oh so it but it is. It's right next to European Wax Center. Mm hmm. Yeah, so like out there by where Costco is. Why does the one on the right look like a mailbox? I don't know who you are? The fuck does that mean? I don't even know what that means? Me and me like a damn doors? I thought I did, I thought

I did. Your window went down? Was it? Mm hmmm? Said what the fuck was doing in your car? Sound like you took a nap and then checked the space and the man, I think you know what? I love key, thinking it was probably a bitch because that cigarette looked like some white ship like that looked like a Virginia slim and the white Is this the spot place that do peticures in the dark? No, it wasn't dark. I went to I went the one that I went to this weekend.

They do it in the dark. It's called Luna and actually it's in well it's my Nomini Falls, but it's German town. Well, no, you walking, you go into the dark room and they only turn on like a little light for them to be able to see to put the polish on. But you're in the dark. No, it honestly was. It's like you're in the dark room getting them assighed you chilling dark touch man. That ship was like this wild Mason, take your eyes us own. Bet you tuned

into a fucking podcast. We talked get this bum on my comments bro, and we need I got it band anyway, because that's exactly what they are, a band. Yeah. But while we are on the topic of waxing telling you want to pull this photo up please, I can't do photos. I can only do videos. I thought you said I couldn't post photos. If you got multiple I need to swipe through them. But they're always okay, okay. So there's been a ton of controversy on social media regarding this.

Yeah, like to not so Jazzmine Miracle on Instagram, she says, when I say I'm passing down d's and LLC's to my creations. I mean that miss Chloe did her thing today. She literally helped me wax twenty four clients starting from seven twenty five to five p m. She made a total of seven hundred and forty four dollars and I'm going to put the money towards whatever her future dreams and aspirations are. Now Chloe is seven years old.

Hell, she did a whole ass shit, Chloe. She couldn't get the supplies ready, she couldn't client a million fucking things that she could have done over in the court. And not only that, the people who allowed her to do this to them. Bro, I'm not putting my pussy in your young child's face. Yes, you laying there and letting you say no. So they're there are pictures. Obviously I'm not personal. No, there are

pictures. So you have like this, and one of them was a biggin okay and she got them big ass legs and me half back and you could just see it with the little putting the body in the side pictures like the baby just like this, just as close because you know you got to get up in there, so you should on the Saturday, like bro, what where are the cartoons and cereal? I didn't sign up to see vaginas all day. Yeah, I don't give what you pass them down. I got

it different different people. Weird, said Bigging. I'm offended. I was called big Biggest. Look, hey, look, you know I grew up in the married with Children era. Remember Biggan's magazine. That's my word. Biggins Magazine, of course, said this is against child labor laws for sure. I worked for CPS as well, and that's totally inappropriate. He said,

that's crazy. Yeah, but like twenty four pussies in this baby's face, Like, like you said, there are a million other things, like she can check people, like my mom will be with you in a moment, would you like some water or something? And you know, like but no, she physically had this baby applying wax. And then it's like, bro, don'ts for this ship. They just supposed to be licensed for this shit. That baby ain't got a fucking license. So you just got this

fucking unlicensed preteen out here snatching people pussies. And again you and you are allowing you to get snatched up by somebody that grown up. And I feel like and and and you know what And I wonder how many who were actually

looking like bruh, what is going on here? But Bro, I can't get in nowhere else I'm me just roll with it, But I do I wonder how many people was like, like, how many were actually blind sided, like they didn't know because we know we go to the doctor all the time and the motherfucker coming, Oh well, this is my mad student.

Do you mind if you know whatever? Whatever? And the ship and sometimes I really and sometimes, but what I'm saying is how you don't know in advance that they gonna have a motherfucker and even it ain't not feeling I feel like, bro, like I don't know this person, Bro, Like you know my history and you just got this random motherfucker in here still wet behind the ears, like oh yeah, I want to look at you pussy too, like bro, because low ki, I think they they got me like

that, like because I didn't tear like that when I had breath. I think that the motherfucker used me as a test dummy for that med student gave me stitches that I didn't even need. Yeah, with the white coach, you know that this is my student in training. It's a real student, All right, what's Yeah, that's a wild second grade. But that's a wild skill to have under your trade. Like imagine when she gets older, like Nigga macin on it and she's just like, yeah, I've been watching

seven that's a weird flex told you. Yeah. Yeah. The police definitely said don't share it, don't screenshot it, and don't send it. When they put out the little press release thing, they made it very clear not to do any of that. Oh well, everybody else all shared on Facebook. I hope they get y'all right here. They definitely said don't. I that was just common says. So that's why I literally only chose this picture.

Yeah, get your niggas right the fuck out of it all. Y'all need to go somewhere off my timeline for short, but off the streets even better. I'm gonna use biggers now, funky ass bed whenches. Yeah, but I was like, this motherfucker really had her seven year old like just out here, just bro. That is, she probably wanted to watch Saturday morning cartoons and you got somebody else garfield in her face too. Party. We're ready to party. We're ready. I hope you bring lots of speakers.

She actually didn't looking at Joe Ass. Kayler, you ain't hear that lyric. I hope she can bring lists of spaghetti. Shut up, y'all are Chinese food eating? Ass? Damn, I thought we got pasted earlier in the show. Why you take that out? All? We appreciate you be a great provider. Yeah, but Joe Ass last night, shut up. The gold containers was done? Man, what you're getting on? I can play what I had? Yeah, I'm sad, but I wanted the

compartments because it was like different. No. No, that's how you know. I was drunk as because it was beans touching my doritos and ship and I was all right with it. You know, I hate song. That's why I don't like corn th tears. I know. That's why don't get some flower. Yeah, but please don't have you know, your minor children out here watching wax and things. Please allow wax you. If you show up and they're working that day, then just don't get your Gucci wax that

day. Maybe you need to figure out on your own that day. But you have people, they were like, will they be training kids how to how to shoot and kill people? Young? I'm like bro. The comparisons, yes, and why you know, while we're on the topic of like dumb ass comparisons, we can go ahead and transition this into Usher's Super Bowl performance. Okay, wait, let's just accept the fact that Usher is a minute Okay, yeah, you know what Lakwanda did bring up a point that's

that's what makes it even worse. Said, I'm not trying to be funny, but the way they have to touch and move your click out the way when you get waxed, this is deplorable. Are up close in personal? You know what? Now, Wow, I heard they don't move well. One thing that I can say is not every wax take is good at that. I have to actually be vocal to make sure that they are actually you know, parting things and moving it the way that they're supposed to. Because

like hair don't just growing outer lip. You know what I'm saying. You got like the little strip, it's like, so this is a lip and then it's like you got a party a little bit because it's like little little hairs poke out there. But I told y'all the reason why I loved to Dona so much was because I didn't have to tell her not to leave the little Hitler mustache at the bottom of my ass. No, every every hair must go. Every hair has to be gone. That's the way I get

I get close because I try to get ahead. I say, keim mirror and then show up like if it's something like she mean little blue tweets and yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, you don't do it. If you're gonna do it doing I get it all. There's no you just a sick person. How am I sick person? Because I don't want that little Michael Jordan's square under my ass. I don't want to go home. It's because I immediately I hate that. I am a visual person. I know. No, No, I do not. Might be out here and I think

that, but I'm with movies, but I have my only fans. I have to spread. Nobody would be like, hey, bro, you see that. Like, No, I do not want five o'clock shadow at the bottom of No, get it off, snatch it off. That's what I'm paying you for. No, I don't trust what process. I still don't trust it because I don't want like I just feel like I watched too many superhero movies and just picturing like Superman. Just imagine Superman. Just laser eye

and your ship and shit go wrong. I'm good on that growing. I don't really grow hair like that in the first place, which is why it takes me so long in between waxes. So okay, Now my shit not nappy like Anthony Hamilton, but you know how his shit don't. Not the patchy coochie I got alopecia, pussy y'all. You know what, that's actually what that's actually what's supposed to happen when you get when you get I got alopecia, pussy sh grow all away. It does start to happen like that

all allowed. Alopicia puts it all allowed. So yes, I didn't make man God time in the story to tell up, Yo, Vagina looks like Charlotte. No, but I just I've I've never been able to like have women that like they grow a lot of hair under their arms, like their legs be real hairy and ship like I can literally like I can go probably two years without even touching my Like, I just I'm not a really hairy

person like that. And it's like the amount of coochy hair that does come it's like it's enough to be like it's noticeable and it's like, Okay, this ship just looks stupid. But you know, I'm and when I was younger, I used to feel a way because I don't know if y'all remember back in the day, like they used to have like you can go out and like point out the little designs that you wanted and ship. I was never able to do that. I couldn't get like the little Bermuda triangle or

you know, the little the land and shrip. I can never do no shit like that because I've never had full hair to be able to do that. And I just was like, I want it all gone. So yeah, I just stayed with it all gone. It looked like under one neck right there, look turn ahead to the god, it's just my hair just soften. That's that is not how you're supposed to be, you know.

Similar to your cousin, I talk your I said, under because you can see like you can see too much skin, like it's just it's not a lot of you know, so but just before you is basically what she's saying. But because when you getting lined up, is nothing gone on the chair something like you want to go home, but I care you can't wait wait that's not that's not going out like that. Right, you're right, You're right. I see that my bad people. Thank you, thank you very

much. I was gonna look back down in a minute. Give me time, no time. It's right where you finishing? We know you. You're not even changing in the description. Can I do it one step at a time? I don't know, man, there are two parts to it because it doesn't match up the same when you do it. Damn all right, we trust you, Uncle Ben. Appreciate it's funny because you know t I songs just doing much up. I feel like that's how tone is. That's on my page. I love that song. I feel like you don't get

enough credit. No, what happened bad? You see everything on his website is twenty mm hmm. That's say something about that. You nigga socks for two hundred dollars, right, I mean gotta get how you live sometimes, Hey, niggas paid the two hundred dollars. That's not his fault. I want to listen to the album. Okay, right after they pulled a little bit, you ever get because I don't see it? What are you looking for? It'sful? I think it wouldn't let me download it, but I

got you. I think it would let me down. Don't download it again. I can finish it. To do that because Twitter, because my mind is oh, I see but yeah, your body's like, oh, we're back. We took a break, but we're back. Baby. He's got worse. When I got home. That the worst video down. Yeah, I'm curious. Taste like something along the line, Yeah, something like that. You one of them sounds good. I'm already down. What are you talking about here? You hear what he said. It tastes so good.

See, that's why he can't argue doing the Hall waffle house experience, like you know, do you just be getting bored and you just be trying to I don't know. I just sat there. I was like my sisters, sister, baby, okay, I feel like I'm so I'm about to send this this video to Tom because he couldn't get it to go. Let him smoke. Why he didn't tell me? Tell you what I was asking. Why he didn't tell me I didn't let him down on the video would have

been said because there was so many that I got to that problem. But I remember that now you said that. I remember I couldn't download it, and Keth threw me off that picture. Keep throwing that's funny. You need to take that well. Serena has been like I was talking to Serena and without even realizing that you're doing a hand like what you're doing, I was like, howe bro Like just like that girl did the the Dick review.

It's there's too many people taking dog sauce because it is tight. It's a nigga who here prostitutes the only talking about him like you got George Jefferson pussy we're moving on uh nappy dug out. Yeah, And and it's funny because like, baby, it's not baby. He was in. He was like, he was like, I don't mind. You haven't yellow here. He was like, it ain't like your ship, like you know, you ain't

got yeah he was, he was. He was like, he was like, he was like, you ain't got that jungle boogie like your hair. Actually, Saw said, I'm naturally hairy. I gotta stay on top of it where I'm gonna have a bush bush baby like, and I don't like, I don't push my kids to do anything like you know, they handle ship how they see fit. But we just she likes him, brok about she just fucking yes, just living life, learning from you. Ye this year you gotta yeah. I love life, life as it lived, life

as it comes with you. That you, I mean, how how damaging could she be doing right now? That's along side you can't do that bad as you feel before you You're still out here doing bullshit. I'm not that's bullshit if I ever fu heard it, because she actually been super calm and don't defend. I'm serious, not like not as mad as we That's what I'm going to say. It's not that she ain't been on bullshit. She ain't been on team with her bullshit. She's still a good three or four

out here. Do you do you not read her face? Zero? It's never Do you see how she robbed people up and then call them stupid? She does? You're real good. I don't know what happen. I don't know what happened in the past week. And every time I loged into my my Facebook at work, you ribbed somebody up and call them stupid from being riled up. You explain that you be rolling people up. How do I

rib people? Didn't call them stupid? But being controversial and then you call them stupid for the answer they put in there, so you you call them you did turn around to make another stack, calling whoever made something stupid on that stat stupid, which causes somebody else to come into the common and say something stupid. Now we just got a long line of stupid. You know, I call people stupid from jump based off the ship that I've seen,

and then someone will do something stupid in that comment. It's a daisy chain of stupidity. I do not cause it. I see it, I see it, and I comment on it. So sometimes let stupid be where stupid

is. So, like we were saying, as far as with you know, transitioning to the Super Bowl, now with Usher, you saw a lot of you saw a lot of bullshit about Usher and at last and their performance because of what so a lot of people, especially men, were upset about Usher, you know, going behind Alicia Keys on the performance of My Boo where she's the fucking love infrance of the bro' don't rock my girl, I don't do that. He was holding her so ever lovingly. Br But here's

but here's my thing. You had so many people making stupid ass fucking comparisons right, Like you are really sitting here and trying to compare Keisha in the fucking call center as spectrum getting rubbed up on by some random ass de boy in truth to motherfucking performers on a stage. That is not the same ship to him? How is it not? Who is to him? Whoever made the comments? Look, who ever felt that a because the fact that I know Keisha's that spectrum and at work, did he say, like, is

she rubbed on in truth? Or did she get rubbed on that work? Because if she got rubbed on in truth, that's a different argument that the gotta have. But if Keisha was at her desk and folks walked out behind her and one of those get your hands off, my bitch, either your job is to be on the other side of the building, take your phone call. Why are you rubbing my lady's shoulder, even if it's at work or in truth the way it goes, you were not going to be able

to make this comparison. That is like me, right, can we still say the minute though? That's a fact? Well, usher is a minute just because of the whole fucking the disclaimer before the show, this is a corner. It was like, yeah, I'm breaking up relationship because as soon as I read it, I was like, poor Darius was already right. This is Parmer's baby daddy, Like ray J is always Brandy's brother. This is what he is. That nigga was light skin and unstable. And then

you know, I know all about that. It depends on what what age group you come from, because the younger generation no reality, right Jack, Kiky Palmer baby daddy reminds me of my ex where where when Kiky Palmer, you know, popped out. They popped out, came you know with the baby and ship, you know, put a little weight on and ship, and then it was like all of a sudden, bro had a problem. That's how I felt when this nigga had a problem with me going out,

Like, well, you didn't used to go out, bitch. I was on house arrest. I literally couldn't leave the supposed to go out the most like a nigga, I have a fucking electronic monitor on my ankle that prevents me from doing the things that I wanted to do. That that stupid nigga, because you've been forced to stay in this house legally, but was like

you changed, nigga, I can go outside now. But yeah, that but that ship is why because it's like but then you have a lot of niggas who are making these comments about oh men, no, the devil's out of park, even though the performance like, man, don't do this, like you're the same niggas They go to strip clubs to get lap dancers from a bitch who's at work, but you don't take it personal because she is

at work. Tom told me that that's like me. That's like me trying to make the comparison to say, my nigga going to a strip club, it's the same as him being in a hotel room with his coworker dancing with her titties out for him, that's not the same fucking thing. Sing dance in the corner of this dark strip club. It's not you on stage in front of millions and millions of people letting Mister Raymond, who got on the fucking half halftop this forgot on the crop talk work. It is work.

He was dressed, Get your hands off my woman. Man off took half naked half like, bro, you are you are kissing? You are kissing me on the lips to say, Babe, I'm going out to have a night with the fellas, and then you were going and taking a president and rubbing it between this young lady's legs because it's just work. And I'm okay with that because he you know, the whole question is why you not coming

speaking of you? And because I don't like his strengths. If it's just bouncing his head, definite work, hand off her fake and got up and then swapping as he walked away. It's entertainment. Usher needs to be married people. Many people aren't see He said, well, it should be all

based on what your man deems respectable or not. And her Man made a statement that he didn't give a fun So why is everybody writing things, Well, I'm a podcast, give it was so fun You just society, we don't care it's funny to us. Because now I just pointed out that people's fucking logic is stupid because I'm going to see in the minute. And then the dumbest post somebody was Usher would never do that to Beyonce, and I was like, you don't know, happened like multiple times. Usher probably had

his hands all over mister Carter's look. Look, I I remember them skin tight dresses. When they had asked Terrence Howard faced Magic Johnson, they did whoever magic? Michelle did her? Bogy did her so wrong? Why ain't your magic? Magic is magical? They couldn't find their third find. Terrence Howard looked like he was ready to risk it. He always looked like he looked shady, just all with, man, you can't be popping that mind. Get you get that mind. Man, I'm gonna tell you all about

this, HU, but I bring this up all the time. How we look at like the old school Janet Jackson, Like if my nigga got invited on stage by Jannet for that, he was like, no, man, my girl here. I'm like, I took his place. Can I take miss Jackson? If you're nasty? Called me like I was building this ship, like, bro, I just I don't know. I do. I feel like in certain circumstances, people really have the expectations of a fucking wet napkin. Like what the fuck do y'all even be talking about? Watching the

clip again? He whatever he was doing, he not wrong for doing. Because when she stood up from behind that motherfucker piano, I was like, yes, ma'am, look yes, motherfucking man. I don't know if you ever watched Empire, but Juicy Smole a whole character was gay, right, he had sex with her character. He not wrong. He built like God damn, I like this like sce crustable. Yeah, I feel like that with his bro really right now, let me see this finally sent I was

in the studio, so it's being weird. They came over here. What you I just connected to it. That's my job. Tom has to be a minister society. I don't say that, Oh there you go. This is wild. I don't even down this. I said. I never knew a keys was kicked up like that. Ya. It was late. That's why he left. That's why he the reason why he left his wife. You know, it's it's funny because squeeze niggas falling like the is the worst person going sometimes on the screen. Now, yes, so this is going

back. I had to get the video. But remember when I was telling y'all, like, I was talking all about how I'm not now yeah, how I was. I don't get a lot of hair. But then I saw this video on Twitter and this shit was just this is wild. Finished with an old head and he does not like it bald. So I had to go quickly to Amazon and get myself a poope. It's a to pay for the pussey. Anyways, I'm getting myself ready. I said, if I'm gonna wear a unit, i'm my vagina. I'm gonna give her a

bus down. And I do not leave home without white pussy popping. So I put one in real quick, and I don't know. It worked so fast. I got so wet it sweated out my fucking bust down. Look at this bitch. She looked crazy. He was downstairs, so I said, okay, let's go. He's a old head, so he loved it. He ate this shit up. Literally, he was like, this is the best pussy I ever had. Anyways, I came home gave her a quick washer shack because he I looked in the mirror and I'm like, yo,

I kind of like this. Look, what do you guys think? Should I keep this unit? The fuck? I want you to understand something that literally, this this a poope. This is you could never you can never talk about me and getting to shouldn't have a chat. That was a lady. She just mestened with an old man. Old man. Later that was one of them, one of them who was not one of those. Broe, stop your head because your ancient. Stop your head, Like,

I didn't you suggest the language. I didn't call anybody anything. Yeah, let's just stay I didn't. I didn't use any derogatory names, just saying nothing wrong. Just where you are. They can't cancel me. They can't. Actually, I don't want to smoke with them. They own half the auf of it. Gordon is over, She's like, wait what I said? I want now? That was interesting, but I was so my mind was already far gone, so I didn't even process that. I've heard a

lot of great reviews of the pill. You did you have? How convenient I am. I'm a podcast owner. People talk about everything here. So folks have talked about the pussy pill. What the hell does vibes carry the

pill? I feel like he was remember uh damon Waas used to be the nigga with the koofie but the fingers, that's the vibe tones given just that's a lot of people spinding on my post like that, and I'm wondering you know about you heard about it. But while we are on the subject of genitalia, these transitions is crazy every time, every time we were just we weren't just talking about the love blow, but the way it moves Drake so

voluptuous crooner, Drake drop him helicoptering his penis. That's why I saw the video video, yes, video, I told you he was helicopter in the mother. It was just like really just you know, there were a lot of mixed reviews on Drake's one time. Well there were mixed reviews because you had our side and then there was, you know, the other side. Now a lot of people were you know, I was one of the people who I know, I called it then. It's funny because it was literally

it was almost two years to the day. But I have always said that Drake just didn't give me heavy dick energy. So the length is there, but Drake, it wasn't. It wasn't heavy, It wasn't thick. Yeah, he like, so it wasn't. Girl. Now the length is there. So when yeah, when you see the post, like when he was like, uh, because it's long dick in the game, you know whatever,

Like he definitely he has some limp to it. It just it wasn't girthy, and I wasn't disappointed by that because I've always said Drake does not give me heavy dick energy, and I specifically said I was like, it's just I really I think his dick is just like it's thin, Like it's just like yeah, so yeah. But but I wasn't shocked or thrown off by it at all. So it wasn't like something that I was like looking

forward to seeing him was like, damn, man, I'm disappointed. Like it wasn't It wasn't a it wasn't a Nelly situation, and Nellie's dick wasn't even small. Nelly had an average dick. It was just because of how Nelly carries itself. I really thought that it was like I had a picture in my head for it, and that picture wasn't it. That doesn't mean that his dick was smaller inadequate, It's just it was like, oh, damn, I just I knew for sure that this nigga was just you know,

Louisville and this motherfucker. But you know clearly it's it's doing a job because Ashantis knocked up, so that's gonna be I mean, I've spun the block to dick. That wasn't you know? It was it was. Yeah, that that is really what created the whole like me being the captain planet of recycling dick because I recycled a lot. Now I'm just I'm at a nator. I don't give a fuck about body count. I am not one of them people who was about to put up with shitty sex for the sake

of not adding a body. I will fuck you once and if I don't like it, I will not fuck you again, and I do not care what anybody has to say about it. Oh man, it was hitting quick and she it sure wasn't you want to know why because I didn't like it. So here's what it is. And then you end up getting these messages like damn, you just say fucking with me? Huh. Those are always funny. I want to say I could have went my entire life without seeing

Drake's styrofoam colored cock. Yep, his stick wasn't right. I'm like a video man. His dick wasn't that bright, Which is funny because a lot of well a lot of people have, like I talk about this all the time, a lot of people have a misconception that like super bright men have like really bright dicks, when that's usually the darkest part of their bodies, the darkest part of their bodies, like bait that's not bait is like extremely bright, but his dick is probably my color. And then nuts is like

chocolate, Like yeah, man, but how did we got here? But while we are on the topic of BBC's you know, the crazy part about it is as random as this show is. All this is pre structured by that he how want y'all know that? Mm hm, don't be scarred. Don't be scared. She's talking about the visual with scaring me. Trust me, it's nothing to be afraid of. See Jesus giving me props. Transitions are on point. See look at that. I can't. I don't see that video? So what video about the BBC? Did you see me one

about that? I don't think you did. I did because you was over there watching it. First of all. No, you were literally watching it because you was like what the hell? No, it's the way it sounded like, wait a minute, they watched it. Not there we go, I see it now this well, why isn't I showing up on mine? I can't see it on mine? What you are you looking at that one? This one? No? That one? Yeah, yeah, I can't see that on mine. I don't know why, but we're here that Oh

yeah, yeah, we got BBLS and they got BBC. So this is him getting a fat transfer and that her penis enlargement. So I mean, honestly, that's smart. I need to hit all my button. He mentally checked out. Oh my, hold on, we just wanted to press the button. That's all. You did what you were supposed to do. You carry on to what you know? Oh my god, what is here? I am quite I see nothing wrong with that. Oh my, I wonder what the healing process is and how long can't get hard? I always had

to. I always get to pick ups. I guess talking and like gives me hiccups. That gotta be what we if it worked. Get your ship off, sir. So here's my thing, because again men like to try to compare things, so they will say ship like, oh, well, you know when we talk about stuff like this ship that y'all can change, like, but y'all are you know y'all make comments about our dick. It ain't nothing we can do there is y'all. Y'all don't pay for it,

and y'all choose not to you know, take those drastic measures. It's something that can be changed. Y'all just don't do it. But then y'all make women feel a way about their bodies, and then when they actually go have the surgeries and ship, y'all still talking ship about it because now the ass is fake and it's like I didn't that is so discussing. Yeah, I'm not against I don't need it, but I would get it. We didn't know if we don't even want of Look, we hear ship that we don't

want to hear about y'all all God damn time. So this is one time y'all gonna hear that. I don't need that, but I'm not against getting it though. Now, Bro, I've already been traumatized by your dick in the worst way that you can traumatize my dick. I don't give it. I don't, no, no, no, because even to hear this ship, I don't give a fuck what I come in here and say. Every week you have never had to see my pussy. I have to see your

dick on Twitter. So I don't want to hear ship that you got to say about being traumatized because I was traumatized the worst out of this fucking room and the first of all and the first of all Twitter because I edited my nipples out so people didn't have to see it. Hey, here's my dick. No, some who's mad at somebody yelse decided to drop all these news. That's collateral damage and guess what, yes, and guess what. I had strolled up on his and I But he always wants to talk about being

traumatized about what he has to hear. He hasn't. He hasn't, he hasn't had to physically see anything. I had to actually see broke jump on social media to him. I think somebody identified him right away like he wasn't because he was like because it wasn't and it wasn't even for her. It wasn't. It wasn't a thing like his face was in it, thank god. And he just like sitting here smiling. The bitch who leaked it leaked

a bunch of people's ship. She was in her fields about some things because said ton'd heads pod uncle, Oh my god, I caught a straight day first of all, that sounds right. Give me one of them, bro peach, please, I already got one. He might need another one, didn't bother me actually went so, yeah, I just want to say that while he while he always in here acting like he's so traumatized by conversations, he ain't never had to see my shoes. I actually had to see who

choose to remember. I'll let it go. I don't think she's trying to remember. Definitely brung it up. I just say I I'll just asked the question if he wanted to get the dick bigger surgery or not. That's it. How did we get to her seeing his dick on Twitter? I don't know. Things got across somewhere. It's scary in here, people were it's scary in here now and me was scrolling minding her business and it booms.

This is why I'm not on Twitter. Don'd don't be scrolling Twitter and be like, oh, Beamie's coachy, Hey, thank you for being the responsible moe in the group. Your dick has never hit anywhere. Yeah, we appreciate that because I don't want to be scrolling nowhere and be like yo, so you're not even safer. You know how you send people news and you you you kind of depending on who you're sending it, so you don't put

your face in there, you just in the body parts. But now I's like, damn, you could not have your face in there and somebody still be like you No, that's I know who's that belong I can tell you a story. You can take this off the screen to one. I can tell you all the story. So, once upon a time there was a chick that we used to talk to and she posted like she shared a guy's you know, wenus and apparently like she had cropped it or whatever to I

guess make it look smaller than what it was. I don't know, because I don't know about dick. One of the people who recognized his dick got upset about it because she knew who the dick belonged to, even cropped, and that created a whole beef like beef like but I just that made me think, like, you line up a bunch of pictures, would you be able to go, oh, yeah, that's such a yeah, I know

that one. That's it's an unnecessary skill most women. Like, let's say it's a bunch of pictures scrambled up and you got baiting, it's not bait. Would you be able to be like, yep, right there? That before m because I I don't see Dixon's perfect is here like as far as like I mean, like everything is a uniform tone like the just it literally looks like God was just like, you know what, I got this from m And if it was like a lineup, would I be able to go

okay hmm. But then there's like and then you got people like some people like that got birthmark, so that guys like it's just you know, it depends, but mm hmm. But we'll be in your mind and listen. This should be helping you. We see your facebooks that you don't judge, nobody mind. You sit there and you shut the funk up. I feel like I feel like he's been pretty calm. It's been a little bit well I have been because you know, Jelly been sick. But I'm not gonna

lie. I kind of went off the deep end last day. So exhausted last week. I kind of like and I said, who did it? And why we were having a good day? Tell you the one single good days today, So y'all know that. Like I love Rampage Jackson. I love Jackson. This video was just it's just so funny to me considering like what we've been talking about to Sweeping here two big movies eighteen and don't laugh when I tell you the name of this movie. It's called Midnight Meat Train.

You just couldn't turn down to Midnight. But doing that movie, though, it was kind of degrading, like the worst thing in my life happened to me, and that doing that movie, they were supposed to hang my body from one of those meat hooks, right, so they had to plaster my whole body to make a like a fake thing in my body. Got it and the guys that were doing they asked me to wear a throng. They tried to give me a throng and I said, I said no, no that, I'll do a juckstrap. He said, except you sure,

Yeah, I'm an athlete. I went jockstrap. So they did it and they almost got to fight with one of the guys because when he was plash he had the plaster my butt. He smacked me and I don't even know the right. I'm a grown ass man. You don't smack me on my mother. I'm cheeks out And they pulled out and had in print of my hold and I'm like, damn, I shular wall thrown. That's crazy. It was full circle. How did he get to his butt? Like, didn't just drip that open? It was Oh, it had to have dripped

down probably, who keep giving this man? Why keep talking? Like? Who keep just what? Jack? I'm like, yes, what if he ever agreed to be on the show, Bro, I would love it. I would have a ball. Oh like that Nigga's hilarious. But midnight meat chain that almost needs to be the name of this episode that'll be next week. That's a wild Really, how you're celebrating tonight and am I invited? You're not invited, but celebrate my I better not see your ass there.

You don't want to be around me, alcohol at me, ruin your name, ruin my knight. If I look up, I see your glass faith? Why do you always well? Then? I love red Pat It's hlarious. But yeah, that nigga, I'm grown as man. It was like they had to pull it out so people trying to put the past right and people who was on the comments, they was like because they kind of like

how they throw it on. He could have thought that like Bro smacked his ass because I'm like, if he's doing a plaster, he's smacking his ass. It could that would be like a handprint. But yeah, but they were saying like how something like how they throw it on like he probably could have thought, but that ship. We're still on the topics of Dick's ladies and gentlemen. But but plot twist we had, It's not just the normal dick done. The most saucy thing I probably ever did was a makeup.

I think I was strapping her own when I was using my real and I made her take a plan being morning when she thought I was a lesbian with a strap on, But I really I'm a homophod and I got it. Hey, yo, what the fuck? That's right? It is? That's right. I don't care what that is very much rape. What if you are doing anything other than what was discussed, like stealthy, that is rape. So if you are taking the kind of off without them knowing that you

were taking the kind of off, that is also rape. Thank y'all. Gotta be careful how you're moving out here. But yes, that is so she thought I have. But well, for one, they have what are called hollow strap ons. So even those who have a dick connected like so, say you got a dicking and ship, maybe maybe it ain't it ain't heavy. You can actually put your dick into the hollow gildo and strap on to fun somebody with so all deal those aren't just like created equals. They

have hollow straps. M Yeah, and now you know but now you you need to put the you need to put the more you know, but now you is edumcated. Yeah, all the time you need to get the more you know, we need to do the more you know. Yeah, through No, but that's some crazy, crazy, crazy ship because like you know, they exist, but you don't really hear from them a lot. I'm still mad at everybody was going around since a year. Yeah, that that had to be a bit like maybe she stole they man in high school or

some ship. What you mean you don't hear from like you want them to send you postcards and just let you hey, we're still around, Like what's wrong with what I'm saying? Because because because we said, well here, because we don't hear from we We hear from everybody that's transitioning fully to the other side, but we never hear anything from actual except what you want to

hand writtener. It's uh, it's Johnny from the harm community. Just you know, just don't we let you know, we still want thinking to be Johnny slash Jane if you're nasty, because I mean it taking you both. But I'm just saying we we get you out. Okay. Now this is this is going to be an l G B t Q. You know it might be. It might be because because whatever, y'all, I'm not saying anything. I'm just I'm just observing because you know, it's a lot of

I'm observing. It's a lot of ship that wine. We wanted to say. But this is actually something that I'm gonna go out and say. We have so many things where like people struggle with like gender identity and stuff like that, but it's not her Methadites that are having any issue. And they if they were confused, I can actually understand that because it's like damn man, I can kind of go either way, you know, make the least

noise, because that's my point, not really bothering nobody. They're just like hey, they was like, you know what, like, bro, you know what, I kind of feel like that to me, that would be really saying, like you know what, I'm gender food and it's like,

bro, you got both. I understand they are enjoyed. Sometimes sometimes they don't like because it's like it's some day it's like, hey, bro, it's ladies night, like he bro, I gotta pussy so technically, and then sometimes it's like, you know, price before even so to avoid that charge, just started tucking. I'm like talking talking your dick to avoid the up charge to get into the club. Crazy. But then it's like depending

on how long. But I don't know because if they tuck it, does it like go into like you know what I mean, Like you think they just got a button on their hip. It's just the track. No, what I'm saying is away. They have both and they're trying to tuckle. But then it's like depending like what's on top, the pussy or the dick, because if you're tuking the dick and the pussy is on the bottom,

it might go in there. I feel like, look like okay, like a comparison like before and after video or maybe it's like then what's the diagram for the parentheses overlapping each other? You know what I'm talking about. It's not a being what is it called? You know what I'm talking about? And their commonalities are in the middle. Thank you for tuning in this episode. Yo, what is it called? We appreciate everyone that decided to to be with us this evening. I can visualize it, but I can't.

I'm not you know, we really enjoyed this episode. You know what I'm talking about. I don't think that's the name of it, but the circles overlapping and the common in the middle. That is a hermaphrodite what I'm called? You know what, smart, it's not a being diagram. Oh, this has been done right right. The certainty with which he told you that you were wrong. I mean I said it earlier and I think I was right. They did before she googled, before she opened her phone. She's

like, you're mad, it's been diagram. But she had to look on her face like shut the funk up. One had to get like shut the fuck up one. But we just need to give me the visual proof that way, you got it? You good. Should put that on the shirt. I'm not her a diagram, shure. I don't know what my head keeps saying, big diesel, mm hmmm. Two hours? What is your own Jesus? So I think I think it's too much connvercition for them to consume for the day you talk about. Yeah, so for telling my husband

if he fights for custody of his kids, I will divorce him. Oh, I, twenty seven female, am the Hempley child free. I'm sterilized and I have no intention of having or caring for any children. I married my husband, thirty three male, last year and did not know he had any children until five days ago. WHOA. I travel for work, work for myself, and have amazing pay for very few active working hours. I'm

a honeymoon planner owning my own business. We have a joint account for bills and our own separate accounts for savings and fun money, money, money, shut out money. My husband sat me down five days ago and told me that he hadn't been completely honest with me, and he revealed that he has two children, ten male and seven female. He pays regular child support, however it dipped into his fun money, and he wants to be able to have fun like I am. So he said he would fight for fifty to

fifty custody. I was furious he had lied to me, and was even more angry when he told me he wanted fifty to fifty custody. He works twelve to sixteen hour shifts as a nurse, and that would mean that I would have to take care of the children when I'm not working or is working from home. I told him if he fights for custody, I will leave him. We have a prenup, so my divorce would be pretty simple. I get one hundred percent of my business, all of my savings and fun

money, and the house as I inherited it from my grandmother. He called me an asshole and told me I should step up so he can have more money in savings and have fun, and because the kids won't be too much of a hassle due to their ages. So am I the asshole for telling him I will divorce him if he goes through with filing for custody. Edit

thank you all so much for helping me with the situation. I knew his lines were enough of a reason to divorce, and I'm proud to announce soon to be ex I just didn't know if divorce him with kids would make me the asshole, especially because he works so much. He has since vacated for my house. I've spoken to a lawyer and in filing for an annulment. I can because he married me in the act of fraud. The AMA protects me if it was a fraudulent marriage. Thank you all once again, bro.

And that's exactly what I was about to say. I'm like, no, actually, you're not because he lied to you, and so therefore you can seventeen children home this seventeen No, it's a seven year old, a ten year old. I was like, what, I'm glad that you could add, though, I mean, that's but yeah, it's definitely a boy. I'm a pothead, not a dumb wasn't listening. I can add any

other questions you did. But again, even if what the fuck you hire two kids from a woman from exactly taking care of because we've said so much worse, we'll be heard. It's just that, go ahead and say y'all for for your weapon. She needs to leave him right now for waiting on depending custody about well, I'm glad she did, because it's like, brou that goes into like what we were talking about earlier, as far as like

he knew a custody and it's like, bro, you lied. You never told this woman that you had kids, and for you to be able to marry her and get away with her thinking that you didn't have kids. You never saw them, you never had them, and now all of a sudden you want fifty to fifty custody just so that you don't have to pay y'all sports about them, and you just found out because women, they tell you. But it's because you're like, bro, I want more money from and

what is it about men with this? This is how you know that niggas aren't used to paying garantine when they say, Hey, I am going to get my kid so that it's cheaper for me. That's how you know, because you are only going off of what you're paying and child support the month. Now me, if my black ass was like, you know what, tell you what? This is? How much I make every month? Jelly bean? You getting seventeen percent of this shit. Anything over that seventeen percent

you ask out, I don't give a fuck if you're hungry. If you broke your arm and that KOPEI goes over seventeen percent, you're gonna have to ride that shit out until next month. I would be under the fucking jail. But y'all really feel like that little percentage that they take out of your income is supposed to cover everything that a child needs until you realize, like, damn, now that I have them, I'm gonna have to move and

get a bigger spot because they're gonna need their own bedroom. I'm gonna have to start spending more on utilities, more on groceries. Like you got all of this ship that you don't have to factor in because you were not the

primary custodial parent. And that's why that conversation pisces me off so bad, because it's like you can really see who's not used to providing for their kid on a consistent and regular basis because you do not have to make any lifestyle changes for that kid to really understand how much it takes to raise these little bag and motherfuckers. Even if dude knew that and she still felt the way she felt, probably wouldn't be mad at it because coming into this, I

told you I ain't trying to handle kids. I don't want shit to do with a kid, and you was like, so John, you especially away from you you have custody, and then I'm the one that's gonna automatically probably become the default, right Like so even if like he wasn't highing no kids, and he walked in and was like, I got two kids. I ain't fucking with you having no full custody. You knew, you knew what I was on before we said I do. I'm not fucking with no kids.

Whether they're your kid, my kids, none of that. Ship. Gee. So if you go get full custody to your kids, kiss my ass good to buy pick one. And I feel like, I mean, and even if that was, you know the case, and don't put over your kids like fucking kids. And I was just gonna say, like, and that's not something and all this time, that's not something that she can be demonized for because like when you enter into y'all marriage and you say, look, I don't want to have you know, more kids, or I

don't want to have kids like we're supposed to spend life together. So I need you to know this is where I stand on this ship. Can't be like after we married three years, I feel like your mind should changed and you should want to have my baby now or you know, you should want to you know, have kids, like that was the situation and her now

those be funny. Those be funny because they'll sit here and be like, no, I don't want to, and then they go out and then they end up have them with the next person, and then it's like now look yeah, but even too with that, it's like at the same time, you might just not be a fit with that first person, and then you end up being like with the person that actually is we skipped jeezy, but in a situation where you're with the right person, and then you're like,

Okay, you know what, I do actually want to have a kid, because that actually happened to a friend of mine for her first marriage. She was like, nah, she's I can't do it, and then she got married kid one of the one I would just and that's it's like, I'm just I would rather be like a never say never type person. Like at this point, like I feel really, really really strongly about it. That's not ry, Matt, but I mean because but I said I never did

and now I'm like the goad of this ship. So I'm just saying about. What I'm saying is how people they commit to never doing something, And that was what you picked. That's where you land out of all the places on the board that you could have. It was either that or eating ass. It was it was your brain don't operate like that, because there's really been nothing else I said I would never do. I never said I would

never have kids. You would you ever? Sky? Now a perfect good airplane go for I can't see it because I'm terrified of heights, I think, but I don't know. Maybe I go through HYPNOSISMS and ship and I get over to for your heights. I don't know, That's what I'm saying. I can't commit to saying never because a lot of the ship, a lot of a lot of the ship was like we never do we end up like especially especially when it comes to the opposite of sex, because man,

I never do this. And next thing, you know, you're a simp. You said you have some deal breakers that you always talk about something. So you got some nevers in there that ain't gonna never change. If I find out you're playing with Dodo you never example, those are my hard nose. There was Actually there's actually a story like shitty as a couple they rent airbnb's and play with ship and they actually forgot to clean it up. What do you mean who forgot to clear about that? Where did you put it?

No, you can't write in apology. You gotta come clean this ship up. They was on the plane and realized that they forgot to clean up one of the bathrooms because it was like out of the way. It was like upstairs in one of the bedrooms up there, like you gotta keep all your fund in one room, especially when it's not your house. No, no, it's ridiculous. She was just in there stumping, turns down the drain. Yeah, that bathroom smell, Like, what the fun? So

this would be our our final video of the night. And I just want people to know that this is It's ain't hot, but this is the type of love that niggas want you to to have. Niggas get so mad at us because a lot of us is like brou bro. Look with the toys that we have and the like the money that niggas spend on themselves with self care and ship, they don't be wanting to deal with this type of ship. But this is the kind of ship that is in the dating pool.

And then you end up getting embarrassed on social media because a nigga sends you a shout out with the ups and downs, posting all the ship that I put you through. God ever, embarrassed. My adversary right now is naha, because I'm tempting about saying it by my I'll keep it. I'll keep it. Marriage right, marriage seven years when I first got married, two by my wife. Why say it that way too? I'm over I'm overcoming. I'm overcoming this adversity by your wife, which means you got some other

ones? I have one more? How old is that? One? More? Years? Turning too in December? Exceeding, excelling and overcome. I'm surviving it. I'm two years pasturing something that you did. Most definitely, but I'm still I'm still me and my me and my wife, we're still rocking. Like I'm surviving. She's she's overcoming. She definitely is. You obviously did something you weren't supposed to do. I think you need to learn how to exceed and excel as a husband. Tell me how you're exceeding excelling

as a husband as a husband. Excuse multiple examples, but for one, I'll say one. Most recently did my wife. She didn't even realize I was doing it. One day. One day I just randomly sent her. I always sent my thing is blue hearts sent to her blue heart like you bad. Good morning, my morning text next day like you bad. Two

hearts next day, like you bad. I saw I caught myself sending her just like three three random hearts, and I said to myself, let me see how long I could go on with this heart like every day I'm gonna add an extra heart. I want to see how long like this and this was this real talk, little tactics, and I said, let me see if I could finish this thing throughout the year into the new year. Right,

oh, long story shot. I messed up right one day. I don't know about you or I felt good about twenty one hush like straight, everything good, no arguments, no disagreements. Bro, I don't even know what. You went and had a baby on your wife, and you want a handclap because you sent a heart emoji every day for three weeks straight and you actually told your wife that you loved her, like if bare minimum was a person. That is literally just like when I when I did for this

topic. No literally, because he said a straight and said I'm surviving it. He said, no, she's surviving, right, He said, Okay, show me a way that you exceed and you excelling. Oh, I text her for twenty one days are heart emoji crypt and I told her, I look the first day because mine, you didn't say. You kept saying it won. This is point, bro, the bars you goddamn love for

you not to be winning in hell. I'm still single. You just fix the basics, bro, and I guarantee saying insane ass start process twenty one blue hearts for an outside kids. Thank you, thank you, you send me your heart fix. Winning the bar is in hell, Bro. No that what there is is there somebody out here that is making that seem like the well, at least he trying. I'm trying, brouh. I need to read the comments on I know you don't. Apparently I ain't trying hard

enough. I told you, fix the basics. When I fucking tell you like that irritated Like that irritated me deep down. And the fact that I actually like David Shan's is a that's the dude that was that was interviewing him. I thought he was gonna say some real deeper. I did too, and I'm like, damn, I thought he was gonna really say, yeah, you know, I fucked up. But you know I'm bouncing back. We're getting it right. I'm doing everything right by my you know, twenty

one blue heart. No, like you know what I took on the cruise for twenty one days. I thought he was gonna get this. Really, I thought that the heart to do like for every blue heart, I said, I did something, and I thought twenty one days, and then I got twenty one days and we never had an argument. But I do. I do love that. Like the comments, there are a lot of guys who like bro he said. One he said, the man asked him how he is exceeding as a husband, and his answer was emojis, reduced his

marriage to cheating and twenty one days of heart emojis. Like it is no longer a dating pool for the straight girl. Is the pool has converted to its septic tank. No, she's somewhere getting her one time, No mention of therapy, working for her forgiveness, earning her trust, et cetera. Embarrassing this nigga said, I'm surviving like he's a victim or something, right, victim of his own circumstances. That's what the victim of. Like is

this true? True? Bruh? I just it was. It was his facial expression because he was a regular blueheart blue imagine getting that text message every day is just what if they got iPhones? That blue heart that is so sad. He considered sending hert Moulji texts as excelling as a husband. He should have never been married to begin with. Look, may you not You're not built for that kind of stupidity. You're not built for that kind of

That's that's simplicity. God, this nigga sent us back by a country miles a country mind, Goddamn, that's long. A country mile is like a whole city. Wow. Someone said, loneliness has treated me better than any man heads and I felt that in my spirit. He really he thought he roped the gym to right. He's like he really the way he the way he described it, and everything was all, yeah, I got one.

I gotta google hm when I say, I just before my coochie and putting her in my pocket when I see some ship like this, because how are you overcoming when you had an outside baby's pocket. We didn't even have to know that, like you volunteered your stupid don't embarrass her like that. It's white underwrap, you know what. At this point, let her be in peace. No, don't embarrass. This is what this man is already doing

right now, which I'll probably bet you any money. He has already went onto his social media posted that God he has put that whole that he had such kids and left it at that. He said, uh, wife, the guy said, my favorite part of the whole interviews Give me example, give me examples of how he does good things for his wife. Dude said several things, but reaches for the fact that he sent her text that was

the best he had. His text motivational good morning every morning. He wasn't giving her no trap quotes and nothing but making her woke up and celebrate, celebrate to that. I ain't got a better text. So this is fresh? Is fresh? You're trying to create a sister sister wise situation said, got to do better. He don't even seem sincere I'm trying to say. And also, women do everything but leave. I'm tired of this sorry ass

dynamic. Men rarely suffer the consequences for their detrimental actions. Me and what do you bring to the table besides pussy? Also men bluehearts for the wind. And it's so crazy because it's like women are women are, you know, in a state where they don't have to accept the things they don't have to accept the things that you know, a lot of our elders did.

And yeah, but I actually, like I made a post a couple of days ago talking about how, you know, I've said this on the show several times, how people love to make it seem like our generation is the problem. And it's like a lot of the ship that people complain about is ship that was going on way before our generation. And then a lot of the ship that we're deciding to put a stop to because it was going on

long before our generation. Y'all are mad at us for not wanting to be put in no situations Like Bro, I can vote, I can get a job, I don't. I can have a big account. I don't gotta stap this, nigga, what is just saying? So you know, it's just it's it's a lot. And if you do have somebody you know, man, woman or both, as we discussed earlier, and they are doing right by you, don't fuck that up because the rest of us is out here, like bro, just bring on the rapture. Just bring on the

rapture. Listen, just do the work right, do the work, get out the therapy anyway, make you worry about because it gets and get out your ego, get your help, do what you need to do. Kill that year old. You need to be out here. Get twenty one blue hearts from a nigga, all right, twenty one blue hearts and my nigga thought, he was, that's what I want you to get, he thought. He set them part and had a big smile, like goods. And

then after having a broke you only made it twenty one. You didn't even make it a month, right, you didn't even make it a month? He did. He was like, yo, missed up. You messed that up. You can't even sit every day? He didn't have an argument. That was the part that killed me. Yeah, because she's working her link back that whole he probably was watching that was packing the ship, watching the thing all watching them on line. Like he didn't say nothing else to her

the whole day though, just sit. It's hard and called to the day. He was one of them things that say good morning, don't say nothing else. But it just it kills me because you do. You have so many Yeah, I want said, I want to put her responses. What you know what this is one video? What did I say? I think you're taking something personal? Right? What did I say? Exactly what it is? It's crazy how she throws like it was so unal. She was

like, like people who text and don't say say good morning? He feeling guilty? Is that what you do for? We don't know that. We don't, but we don't know. Everybody knows. Well I'm not everybody, So that's why I wouldn't know that. Because I would like you to stop texting because of the ship that you're seeing. So I wish, I wish I was so lucky. You wish, yeah, for you to just not say ship all day, but no, instead we get shipped that we shouldn't

brow stop sending tik taks and ship you do. Let me do it everything. Let me y'all don't smoke in the weed cane. You schedule them for later on in the day, at least in the morning. Finish, you get them as I see them in my state of you For the story the lyricouss's fucking milet Well, before we leave, Before we leave, we're going to go ahead and say happy birthday to the birthday girl who is celebrating her thirty seventh birthday Tomorrowes, you got to look with you a little stupid ass

bitch. Wrong song. Bro, It's like I could have got off YouTube you. That was worse than the twenty one hert It's wonderful. I'm gonna tell you a heart every day and and I will block you. Gotta do different colors every day. You last twenty one days. Then she's gonna fall off. Last night, she gonna fall off. She missed sleeping lately. Sleep. She might actually be on the good schedule time sleep. She actually sleep and be up. She be up bright eyed. But she said good

morning. He shout out to yes, yes, yes, yeah, so my my psych nurse, she increased my dosage on a couple of my prescriptions. So now I actually I get for eight hours. Yeah, I get a full night sleep. Yes, I get a full night sleep. I wake up, I be all rejuvenated and ship I be. No, I'm not so yes, shout out yes. This bitch is taking the medication that's need. Is going on a cruise with have so much fun. All yay. If you happen to, you know, toss her overboard. You gotta

go get her. But the story of you throwing her off a boat. I like how you think. I feel like. I feel like I'm gonna have to pack more than one wig though you should. You like him, You're gonna have that's what you be. Ball had me get you a nice vibrant hair color and turn over a new lead because you Yeah, it's also the Mohamas. So who's gonna be chasing behind the wing because if your wig fly, I'm not helping you. That's what I'm packing more than one.

That's why you should. I don't want the ways with my content. I told you all, I'm trying to backna. I need to see my ship like this on the fucking and then the breeze on the video and ship your gonna be hot. You're gonna go down, You're gonna go under water and come back up. And actually they have seen me ball Head. I've sucked big Ballhead many a time and niggas running head in his hand through I was blind and bald, I had pink hair I had I got bald content.

So my my fans know what I look like with wigs and without wigs. I was bald with that, and I have my I have my glasses on, so I had short cutting glasses. They have seen it all and that ball head bitch still be getting it in leave your head at home space. So yeah, you're gonna have to do your hair every day. This my thron that's the podcast yet one I would never actually looks brand new, and

I actually do shit. I don't do ship to it to come in here, but like how I just I recorded last week, I did something to it then. So my ship is wavy and shiny in the way it's supposed to be, but when I'm just moving around it because that's a lot of effort with spraying and brushing and doing all that sh So you gonna do that on vacation. Yeah, No, I have to do that with this one because of the text because it's wavy. I don't have to do that with

body wave hair. Body wave hair as soon as to get wet, the original like pattern comes back down. Or you could be like uh, Bianca and half hair and sold to a hat. No, because then if I lose my wig and my hat, I'm be sad because I really like my hat. I gotta use one thing. I gotta I gotta lose one of the time. Dog. No, I really wanted one of them for real, like and it wasn't even all the way around like she had on site like this one. It was just like it was the it was just track

sold on the back. Shout out to Kendle because Kendo did that. She just sold tracks to the back. So when you put it on, yeah, somebody would have had like that. It's just it's the George Jefferson under a hat now, so it looked like you just got all your hair come to the back and then just you know, throw your hat on the front. The levels women to see it's convenient. The deception is really a baddie like you don't even know. It's a whole lot of bullshit. I'm a

baddie, just not today this mother hat with just thirty. Yeah. Hey, if niggas have ever subscribed to my content, they know when I clean up, I clean up. I just don't feel like it most of the time. If if I'm not doing anything or going anywhere, I'm not gonna go through all that. And then it's like even like Calor party and ship and when that's how she was like, you don't have to dress up because I was in the kitchen making spin diper ship and it was hot like it

was. It was. It was hot as fun, I said, it was I dressed, it's my birthday. I just and even in she had a wardrobe change, sure did, because I know myself. What was the first It was the same outfit. I just took off my little my first layers, and then it was something, you know, I hated the fact that I was gonna say I hated the fact that she wasn't like a wrestling fan, because that would have been a perfect kind and bring it up and have her be like, bring that old cash me out here ship. I

love it. First of all, No, it don't take me long to figure out. I mean the last time you was here. Oh yeah, that was so we we we got the footage. It definitely took your a long time to come around, so I was like, oh, my mind stopped working after nine o'clock. Well, I'm gonna thank you guys for tuning in to this week's episode opposially awkward. If you were not able to watch the full episode, that is a okay, because of course you know that

we play the episode all over again on my Facebook page. When Tone remembers to set up the replay, No, because you had already told us that you figured out how to do it, and then it had been replaying, So that's just you not doing it because you already told us see in line page. But you can also catch the audio only episodes. I mean, you don't get all this awesomeness and ship, but you know school, you still get the conversation. You can always tune in on all of your favorite

streaming platforms such as Apple Podcasts, Amazon. You know all that good ship that I need to use a new email to get another trial because I'm not so until next time, we got a hold h