Episode 229: 2023 1 - Mimi 0..

Exting et this Christmas blending. I mean that, I mean that makes sense because it looks like bread. It looked like we could have dipped them gingerbread. Speaking of gingerbread, and I put wine onto this. Sometimes when you're on YouTube you find ship, yet it may not be for you. You're

gonna fuck with it because it's definitely not for me. There is this children's songs, not Gracie's Corner, some other cats that made the gingerbread Man's song and the key of Project Pat and it's probably the most fire is Christmas ship ever? Bro, you can't trap out everything. Everything can be in the

band. They trapped it hard. It wasn't because they don't be sound a bad like she trapped our wheels on the bus and you actually be like, okay, flip the birthday song to a point where I mean, I prefer that over the this is you got? Have you ever heard Gracie's Birthday? So have not? You have never heard birthday? Who the is Gracy kids like a kid's cartoon. It's like a black little black girl with her black family. And they take like regular like nursery rhymes and they like trap it

out. Yeah, it high Londay crazy because the birthday song sounds like like nothing but a bunch of big booty bitches in the back working for you. Shake as shake eyes well wile. While Tone is navigating the video, London's ahead that bitchy be turned. I'm not gonna lie be throwing ass London, London always thrown. I'm just gonna say, London, all the wind blowing you throwing ass. Anything that is guaranteed in this world, London A Banks

is going to shake ass absolutely so. While for that, I'm gonna go ahead and introduced. So if this is your first time this, like the proper myself, I'm a hosting a favorite motivational speaker, Me me Me me so one hundred or comer Walker if your nasty I am enjoying to buy most of my regular cast Tones is off of his fake f m l A. He is back in the studio. We are thank you for caring, Bro.

He didn't even care. No, I'll thank you for caring because apparently everybody else in my world was okay with the fact that you're in the bed, you have a controller, you have Chick fil A. We'll see you when we see you, Bro. This Nigga was He was basically offered a medical uber okay, Tommy's on hiatus, and he was like, bro, you're good. You need me to Oh no, I'm okay. I'm just sitting here, you know, madrugs eating Chick fil a saying which family don't

give a fuck like? And then he got mad at us, like, yo, don't take nothing serious. You'dn't even take it serious. I was my family was supposed to take it was already stated, it was given. So at the time when time you offered, I have a question. So okay, so he offered, right, the family was supposed to take you. That's rewind reminded the fact. So when you realized they wasn't gonna the family wasn't gonna take you, then how come you ain't circle back because at

that point in time, they were already here at the studio recorded. Did he have to be here? Yes, he felt in for me that day. That's how they were able to do the show last week. They need him to at least started, But that's what that's what you're saying, Like he had to come and started, but he didn't have to be here for the entire show, right, But at that point in time, it was like, fuck it, I'm already twelve pills deep leave. I was just

I was already at that point. This nigga attacked us in the group chat, like I need new friends, and y'all don't take your nigga. You are married to a nurse and she left you for dead? Why are you mad at us? Okay? And I apologize to him because so hard here now I have to apologize. I was gonna at the time I apologize. I wouldn't apologize apologize. I said that I want to apologize. He did not mean he did not. That's really what triggered it, because I knew

his ass business all right. This work was so funny because like when that ship was like when you started snapping, I was watching that ninety two ship in that way said justice apologize. That's how I felt. There was a bullshit. It was like you said it. He was like, I'm very sorry for my outbuts no, I didn't mean what it was was Okay. So prior to before, One had tried to get us to do a live show of us celebrating the new year. Okay, I had told One,

no, I want to do nothing in the New Year. I actually want to just not be anywhere near this place for a change on a Sunday. Okay, he's all right cool. Then all of a sudden one came back middle of the week. Hey man, we should do the live show on Sunday. Bro I was already pissed at a couple of customers that was on the line when he said this, they caught the heat. I had to apologize to tell him, just you happen to catch the backglass his customers already

pissed me off. You said something that pissed me off. That to that, and that was just a perfect It just went all probably, I feel like you was harboring you know what stand on business? Well one leg, you only got one good one, see what I mean? See see, even when we're trying to discuss it, debree, y'all need to side, y'all taking each other into the y'all need to decide if y'all right now.

I didn't even get through the introduction. I just want you to know you started it that me and me feel me is going to tell a story later within the pot, and she's gonna tell a very funny story you might could relate to what she's gonna say. But don't feel bad because I got her to and it just it comes out. It's natural as motherfucker. I am not mad at you you said, he said, I'm a stand on business,

what lean on business? But depending she is on the phone those and have never heard maybe y'all do need new friends saying oh man, how you being spend a minute since we signed you last time we signed you? Did you see my text? I literally have my re so you know mm hmm you always why y Yeah, that's k definitely absolutely, this definitely sounds like it's work. Can we get London to come dance in the studio with h yeah? Let him know the try if somebody supposed to yell in the back

out of ntel Boomer wants more and thank you? Don't inder brad Man it can you do? Ok? Right? I can say right none of the day that I don't want need it out? Kah No, you still have little kids. I don't mind almost out the door. But it's a simple fact, man, that just randomly came across my timeline. It's so you'll be watching that that come up in your algorithm. It's little ship because he got children the stories you let to watch YouTube on your YouTube. They watched,

they got their own YouTube. I say, you ain't thess my algorithm because if jelly beans all my I would have all like the five Nights at Freddy's Horse Ship them creepy ass fucking games and demons and ship and it's like, bro, watch something normal time to my YouTube. So all the wrestling ship he watched up in my algorithm because man. But no, anyway though, right, but we got you know, the new mister bitches, the pie god, the narcissist, that nigga. He is not young no more.

So this is the last time doing that. You make sure you gotta change it. What you're talking about? What is where does young? Was young Fresh for a while and it was a long time ago. Then we became something else, and then we became something else and not with the pod guy. Man, but I thought I cut this one off. Maybe that was just my iPhone. And then of course you notice, you know, we have other people missing out of the studio. But Kayla Taylor, it's

back. You got it on Facebook. Man. I was jump, like, you really can't be back that people call you by your name? No, that don't because when I get the calling full governments around here. Mine not on Facebook? Right, Yeah, so you were just you would just be living unprivileged information, which most people know anyways. But my good,

my, you just got It's hard to find me though. Yeah, but when they find you, they Taylor, Oh my god, Taylor Taylor, and you know what to do that or you have friends of my mutual You have such a common white name, it's hilarious. She said that, and I said, I feel like it's not because I've never heard of anybody else with my name Taylor. Taylor Taylor is yes, but together no, because you ain't been out in Cali. Guarant damn te you at least fifteen.

And I'm almost sure. I got a coworker and her name is Kayla Taylor and she white as fuck her. Actually it's not mud Taylor nothing. I don't know that you know black folks through like suffices and prefixes on their names and ship mm hmm. But yes, I'm here, said I need to come on the pope. You see, you don't watch the pod enough to notice that whenever I have a guest, they always have a vagina. There's already enough. Just toss the this is she actually family? Now, I

actually have my own podcast from TDR network called Conversations with Coco. Okay, but we are on a break currently, but we will be live in your streams excited in January fifth. I mean, you know, holiday would have been off anyway. Common White Now anyway, shout out to my brother in the comments. He has been missing. He's been going through a lot, so I'm very, very very happy to see that he has been active again the past couple of days. I love you, you know, you make

my ass ditch. But yeah, but because you are normally so mean to him, Mark this marked still love this episode. Number. You know, the name of this episode is actually gonna be twenty twenty three one Mimi zero. That's the name of this fucking because this year has whooped my ass. I mean like it was like I got faded like that on Facebook this year her hands for real? Yeah, twenty twenty three whooped my ass like April cop faded on Facebook. Ain't nobody did nothing to this year And this year

came in swinging like Okay, y'all thought y'all was comfortable. Let me show you see look you say. I love you too, Musty motherfucker. That's just we We can't we can't be fully vulnerable. We gotta sting each other. You know, we don't want to be too gay, y'all. You know what, y'all are one hell of a friend group, and I like I am too sensitive. We don't want to be too I'm too sensitive like y'all would be in the corner crime somewhere with a level two level five.

We're really not that bad though. What the worst I am to you, the more I love you. Fact, have y'all ever gone too far with each other as far as like pissing each other off? Like all right, man, so you don't cuts this out two seconds later humiliating me on the pot. It's like you exp us all the time. That on count Mom was really like broad. I was like, I'm saying, sir, I stood on it. I'm not saying sorry, no, because you're not feel

guilty of me, Nigga. Your entire household saw you riding on the floor and paying and ship army crawling through the house and they left you for dead. You're not finna put that ship on me, Ricky, Bobby. But no, we don't go too far. And even when we like piston. We'll go get food and be fine. Folks made jokes about my absentee father and then called me a white boy. That was a collective effort. Fun. It's still happened, but uppercross the society. Yes, you came around

to call my friends up and crust. I hang around different people. I live a wild lifestyle. You still put a fictitious kid on my back. I like those people, you hang out with them. Perfect example, Tom was mad because we kept saying he was sucking the old lady for her way to blanket? Wait, where's that happening? Was so mad? Was you

really doing the lady no for her? This lady tone got mad because at the time he was driving the elderly caravan and ship, and he didn't want them to think that he was slinking to miss miss Ellie on the runts I was dropping off smashing the old lady and then sharing the way to blanket with her. Is that's true love? Talking about getting Miss Glad his biscuits she was giving she was making tongue breakfast with Alexa SRP. That's like, you

know, it's old puzzy. She was north. But they definitely got that ship. But I am happy to be here, to be able to close out twenty twenty three with you know, my faithful listeners, like y'all ride with me. Even when I have to switch to dass like today, I just figure, like I know that tomorrow is New Year's Eve, A lot of motherfuckers gonna be in the streets partying and ship. I will not. I will definitely be at home, you know, sayings, draws and bringing

yeah alcohol. You know, I actually forgot to tell you, like because you had when y'all left me at mister B that's y'all still left. Did y'all not leave without me? No? Because I don't like the way you be framing that ship right you like we left, you didn't know about it? Are you gonna just said when y'all left, we collectively told you, Hey, they left, and my belongings were still in town car. So still your car has been making your your last belonger has been making my glove

box smell like dank for the whole weekend. Yeah, sorry, I do. And it was crazy. I want to go open the bank account yesterday. I was like, we dam why she put it in once? Now air he had Miss Parker on the water bed credit is good enough, I would have got the loan. It was definitely out here. Hey, shout out to Brittainy Cold. Can we go ahead and clap it up for Britain Coke. Brittainy Cole hit me up like, hey, I got something for

you. She made me my own personal taco Sally and I've been fucking that ship up and it had meeting at y'all if you went to the pop up my taco sellad had no meat in there, you turn it had meat and me me needs the meats. Okay, ain't no balls, balls and my jaws, I don't need no Look, I had all them and it was season two perfection. You have to thank you for yes, shout out to

brit because you know, people like my love language is fool like. It's funny because a lot of people that I connect with their love language is actually cooking. Four people. What bro broke on highaties to come back on nasty like as sunset wrong each other color? I love you And it wasn't even it wasn't even like a small taco cellar that she made like it was a decent sized man. It had you know, Yes, y'all know I love it deep. So it was deep and had got to fix its perfect.

You gotta fix it. The free didn't work, and that was perfect because you're a freaky as talking about like was wrong with you and I love that. But no, like, so speaking of the New Year, I hadn't I made a post and I was dead ass serious. So you know, for the Niggers, it is traditional to eat black eyed peas. You know whose tradition is that? Can we need people? What? Black what? Black people? What? What? What is it supposed to do? Bring

good luck, prosperity? He's motherfucker still broke, he's still homeless. Look, I don't give a like, like I said on Facebook, I don't give a who eating black eyed peasant? Know who's eating ass? That's what I need. Well, I mean, if you eat black eyed peas, might as well eastern ass because I'll eat ass way before black eye. That's what black is terrible, horrible. I'm not a black eyedeper like. And then it's like they like slimy and ship a little bit. I just slimey.

Yeah, yeah, then that's probably what it's just. I don't know something I like I eat all the time. Bro said that ship don't do nothing but give you the poots. Nigga everything, give you the poots. You need to give me some tips with jelly bean. Uh, because this nigga and her life too. Like Bro, I've been running all over and I finally found the almond milk. Uh. She's like hmmm, because they

should be selling out everywhere. I mean, don't you don't have to eat the black Bro said, I don't eat peas, but I will indulge in a balloon now, damn saying, and I gladly I had me. I'm spitting in it and everything. Good job, brother, good job. I sure will, I sure will. What if you don't eat black peas? Because I know, I mean a lot of people don't eat black eyed peas. It's not like, oh you don't eat them, You're not gonna Some

people don't have abundance, you know what. But I don't even think like some people eat. It's something about like cooking them or something. No, you're supposed to cooking at least have a spoonful from what I hear. Like, you know, it's had a very like superstitious like family. When it came to New Year traditions, and it's like you do the ship and you

honestly really don't know why you're doing it. So like, for example, the last Friday before the new year, so this yesterday, you don't wash on that day, or you're gonna wasth Thebighty at your life, so you can't wash on that day. And then on the first day of the new year, you got to have a man walking in your house first, and then you got your black eyed peas, and you got your It's so many things, man, what if I'm the one doing the I see, I

see why. I see why some women fall down the rabbit holes that they fall down. I honestly see because some of the ship that they believe as a tradition is god awful. That why y'all be believing niggas bullshit? Let me find a bit you believe in all this? She could believe in me, Jose that just don't repeat the same Bruner man. That is so easier said than done, because like, hey, hey, old habits die hard. Sometimes. Are y'all making any New Year's resolutions? Some of y'all think

y'all want to stick to I am that I know I will. He left you a recipe about to make milk. That's interesting. That looks like I got to put in on work. Yeah, because it's so long and it ain't my stomach that's sucked up, so nothing to do long enough, she'll make it happen. That's crazy. Dare you say that about I'm just saying no this. Let me tell you something. Jelly Bean is a dick, and who from no, I ain't. No, jelly Bean is a dick.

So I have been waiting on this heap of hand and like I am, basically, like I said, I am basically a full time caregive. The only thing this motherfucker can do for herself is she can feed herself and take her own mid So you know, all of this shit works fine. And that's even now because y'all know I posted about, you know what her left side going on, So at some point she couldn't even do that for twenty four hours because she couldn't fucking move her hands or a move her arm

or her leg. So when I get sick, Jellybean is such a dick, like she don't want to come around. She don't want to do nothing because she she don't want to get sick. Naturally, I understand that, because that's how I treat everybody. But it's to the point where everybody knows. When I get sick, everything on me shuts the fuck down. Body pains are some of the worst things for me when I get sick, like that is the most that's the worst symptom that I get, even if it's

just a regular cold. My entire body shuts down and like it feels like a muff. I feel like wan just jumping up and fucking down on me. That's how bad my body pains are. Are you caught that straight? I was looking at you, and it just you deserved that for that ship you said in the car bach. We forgot that part of the story boomerang. So anyway, so I'm sick and I'm letting, and I might ask her, like jelly Bean, you know, just can you bring me a

bottle of water? You know whatever? Like she could easily throw a mask on and say here mine come, you know, get a wall, She'll put a mask on to come in the living room I'm at. But then she had chucked the fucking bottle of water. I can't catch it, bro So my body is already hurting and I'm getting hitting the fucking back shoulder side of ship, and my ship just didn't opportunity to be trying to put their hands on you. Yeah, they do, so she like, you know,

so she beat me with fucking ice mountain every chance she gets. Then they'd be like, oh, I'm sorry that, I'm sorry. So every opportunity, every time, BROI something happens to you that is painful, by your kids, it's always beans because she's a fucking cancer and you know what cancer is a disease, absolutely not, but this, like, I gotta I have to do everything. I gotta lift her up, I gotta take her to the bathroom. I have to shower, I have to dress her,

I have to do everything. Like I was fucking not clipping her toenails and ship last night. Like it was just it's a lot, right, I said, the next time I get sick and you decide that you go, bo Jackson, whatever the fuck you think you're finna do with this fucking bottle of water, I'm a dents your fucking forehead in. I'm I'm I'm gonna train my mind to think this is Tony's daughter, she deserves it. That's crazy. So watch how you treat me the next time I get sick

because I've been doing this ship two months straight. You can't even come in and bring me a fucking thing of fucking noodles when I get sick, because you're like me and you are in here? Are you making me wait on you? And it's not gonna change? Got the fan on? Hinh? Can you bring me something to drink? And then it's like ship, I'll do something, you know, I'll get her together and then I go out. Finally, you know, I sit down. I'm sorry. Can you

please? I'll be like you tell me everything you knock around conscious? She can't ask for the technically satisfied at that point. You're not hongry because you sleep, You're not thirsty because you sleep. You ain't got a piss because you sleep. So I think that's the solution. At this point, just starts knocking her ship between the couch and the end table. You feel better? Yes, bro, it is actually a new wig. I just I bought it dad at the Ugly Sweater party. I found a new buster.

Yeah, I'm waiting on. Somebody is making me a new custom pink one, but the hair hasn't arrived yet, So big God, Big God, but no as far as jellybeans. So on Thursday she had the first of her ir pain. Like it's an injection that goes into the nerve in her stomach. They're treating her for something called ACNES. It's like anterior contaneous nerve

and trapment syndrome or some shit like that. You can google it, but that's basically where the there is a nerve that's pinched or entrapped between her abdominal muscles and that's what's causing like all of her pain and stuff. How does that happen? Did they say like the cause of it? Nop. It just kind of like you know, you're doing it to kind of slipped through

it and motherfucker just just no, lock it up, I guess. But she she got the injection, and what they do like they numb it like they you know, inject lighter cane or they it's basically like a nerve black or whatever that they do, and then they inject steroids and whatever else in there. So the numbing medication whereas off within a few hours, but gradually over the next couple of days, the as the steroids is released, and

that should help with like the inflammation around that nerve or whatever. So she did good with the injection. I wasn't in there. They you know, that area be sterile, so they took her off and did that. But they said she did very well with the procedure. They use an ultrasound machine and you know, they're basically their guiding the needle on an ultrasound machine to the nerve to inject it. So she was like, it didn't hurt, but it just she was like it felt weird because you know, I guess

they numbed it pretty good. Now I was jealous, however, because the way she said they numbed her. She said, it's like some kind of little popper thing that they put on there, and it's like she's like it just like to just pop it and it just like in numbs, like it's no needle connected to it or nothing. So it's like, kind of shit is that? I'm like that gotta be because it's for the kids, you know, because us, they don't give a fuck about us. It was

like a metal looking tool. Have you ever been to the chiropractor before? No, I need to. When you go to the chiropractor, they hold this thing and my back has been broken in so many ways, but the right way they hold this little tool in the hand and they kind of pop it and then they go in and do what they need to do. I'm wondering if that's what that is. I never knew what it was. Yeah,

I don't know. If you ever go, you'll see it's like a real little tool and then just put it up against your skin and pop. Yeah. But that day she actually like she did good as far as like, we're being able to be a little bit more mobile on her own. Excuse me, So she was able to, Like I had her test it out because I wanted to see how good the injection works. So when they wheeled her back in, I told her that I wanted her to try to see if she can lift her own body up, like to a sitting position

and swing her legs across the bed. And she was able to do it. And she was like, so yeah, but it you know, once it we're off. She was kind of I was like, she hits you with a water bottle, that's all I keep taking, second wish taking go in, pull it out. No, bro, you know how many times she'dne beam twice once or twice, noting, but it's like every single time, bro. And it's like if it takes her a minute to bring in,

just say, like I fall asleep, like waiting or something. I wake up to a fucking bottle of water hit me in my fucking spine, Like, bro, like you can't even like roll it or something. This motherfucker just he waits undertoss it. She throws it over. He waits till I'd be like, hey, can you throw me such and such downstairs? I'll be like, hey, can you come to the top of the stairs

and throw down my charger or can you throw down my slippers? And he'll be like sure, and he'll take my slippers and I'll just be standing there and they say, you know, and that shit felt like a break, Like you were looking at me and you knew I wasn't looking at you, So why would you throw it? You when we're not making contact? Hold so something like, no, you meant that you let your thoughts win,

stop knocking me upside my hands. I put my hands on you for the shoes, I asked, nicely, how you kno, why weren't you paying attention? You you saw me not paying attention, so why would you distracted the time that it was taking him to do the ship because it was taken to them. I'm going, I'm not finna sit up here like this the whole day time, right, you don't want to be hit, he said.

Well, at least they was able to find out something instead of it continuing to be the unknown and she just didn't paying it and see, and it's it's kind of like they're not one hundred percent sure that this is what it is. It's based off like what her symptoms are. So they are

going to make the diagnosis based on her response to the treatment. So she'll start physical therapy on Tuesday, so that'll help her like with being able to like start back going and getting herself to the bathroom and stuff, so like she won't need help. So we'll be working on that starting on Tuesday. And then they did move her m eye up, so I told y'all her in my rivals all the way in fucking February. So now it'll be on

January eleventh, so we'll get that done. They're gonna run it on her brain and her spine and stuff to you know, check because after she had like tia symptoms and all of that, I finally got her like her fucking

primary was good for something. Finally I wrote her and I'm like, look, we need a referral for a urologists because it's been two months and she still can't go to the bathroom without it hurting, and she still can't tell when she has to peep, like I literally have like there's a timer that goes off on the phone, and it's like, okay, jelly Bean, let's try to go and see if you got to use the bathroom because she

can't feel when she has has to go to the bathroom. Hmm. It's been a long two and a half months with her going through all of this stuff. Yeah, it's a lot, and it sucks because, like if you were following, like you know how excited my baby was to get in to go to my air and she hasn't even been able to fucking enjoy it. Down said, I saw that baddy hair shake wan, I see you, big baby. He makes me sick. That's why I was really laughing.

The fact that it was originally schedule for February is fucking boding episode. Oh yeah, and we can't see the neurologists until March, so the those specialty appointments. You really it sucks because when it's specialty, typically you need them sooner rather than later. But you can't get them as soon as you need them, So allergy appointments scheduling out to the summertime at this point. Yep. So the m my ride was February twenty second and the pediatric neurologist

is marked six. But they ended up calling like cause I as I'm like yeah, wait, waitlistess and they called with the opening and I sent that email a sap like hey, I need to take this time off or you know, next week Tuesday be cause we have a you know, they give you so many days and I'm not used to this with an employer. I am so used to working for places where I just tell you when the fuck I'm not gonna be here. I've never been a place where I've had to

worry about my time off being denied. I have to actually wait for an approval instead of me just be instead of you just be like, oh, you know, I ain't gonna be here today, and see yeah, like hey, I'm taking you know, blah blah blah on this day, and it's just like all right, So when you get back toup shit Like it's literally just me putting the time I'm not gonna fucking be here on the vacation calendar to let you niggas know figure it out while I'm going, Oh,

yeah, that's how my job is, Like, Oh, I ain't gonna be there today. Yeah, like it because if I got the time, I can use it when I see fit. I didn't, I didn't have to go through all of that, so that ship like, No, they don't. Actually, I haven't had a wedding wavy wig in a long time. I have been doing body wave, so yeah, this is uh, this is my first wedding wavy since the one that I was dating mar the

last. Answering these questions real like bother because I really feel like bro, I really feel like, oh, I know, but he being in a month but I don't know that. Again, shout shout out to Jacks because she was amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing with what you are going on. They just want the stuff done. Yeah, do they know about the stuff you got going on? Are they not being considerate of the situation with jelly Bean in regards to the time of these people? Just I don't know.

I mean, if it comes to that, y'all know that if I just if I lose it, I lose it. It's you know, back to full time popping ass on only fans for me. I will not give two fucks about that if you know, my scheduling doesn't work out with the appointments. But yep, like Bro said, jobs don't care. We just be numbers. Like now, my my supervisor specifically, she out of her own mouth, she said, health come first, Like she don't. She

not like that. She's real, you know, understanding about stuff because even with like me dealing with like my depression and shit getting worse and all of that, Like I've back like I've talked to her about it because I'm like I said, I I know, like my process and this shit, and I'm just I'm dealing with you know, a lot. And she was like, you know, she was like, I'm She was like, I'm glad you know you talk to me. She was like, because now I know

what's going on. She was like, because you was up here. And then she was like most people, you know, they don't go backwards. She was like, and I was noticing like a decline and I felt like, you know, like it just it wasn't you know, really like you and I'm like, well, now you know what's going on, man,

And then it's such just weird. It's like you got to find a balance with it because you want them to know what's going on, but it's like you don't want to tell them too much because then they end up using it against you. Yeah, so it's just like this weird balance and that's having

fine with these childs. And that's what kind of sucked because like, you know, I had to apply for a medical accommodation, like with my depression and anxiety and everything, like my insignia is bad, and it got to a point where it was difficult for me to function because I'm starting work straight from no sleep at all, like none, I'm going straight from just fucking wide eyed in the dark to logging in on the computer and now I'm trying

to concentrate. So one of my medical accommodations was to be able to change my shift. And they are like it's you know, it's in base, like you have to be real specific about what's going on, Like your doctor gotta fill out these forms and tell them all of this shit. So it's like like Kayla said, it's like, yeah, I want y'all to know something is up, so that y'all know that I'm not just slacking and bullshitting.

You know something's going on. But at the same time, it's like I don't want you motherfuckers all deep in my ship like that, because I don't need you using against me, like oh yeah, this bit suffering from depression and shit, and we in this high stress shot. We need to fire her because she might snap one day. Like you know what I'm saying, I realize that that firing we might do it. That was not a threat, by ways. I just said it was. It was not a

thread. It was an example. Look what happened the last time motherfuckers fired me and didn't realize what I was dealing with at the time, the ship with the post office when the white holes lot. Now, I could have took the term going postal the opposite way literally, So yeah, I just you don't be doing let me see, uh bro saying my job asked how was your time off when I took off for the funeral? They be eating like right, Like bitch, it wasn't a vacation. I was fucking grieving.

It's really okay to just not say nothing, or even instead of asking how was your time off, you can say, hey, I hope everything is, you know, going okay now or something. You could just nah and smile because you don't really have to say anything to me. It's really not a sign and employers waste no time to use that against you for being human. Exactly. Your concern is, I showed up to work today, dev said my job fired me because I took too much time off when my

mom died. So I'm actually about to go into a video, right because that is very Wait, don did you get that video? Yep? It should be because I don't see it. Okay, yep, So that that actually takes us right into a video that I wanted to play like. It's perfect donates kidney, the boss then gets fired for taking too long to recover. That's nasty business. Yeah, like most of y'all, I was hoping

it was one of them in their stories, but it actually happened. If you needed a reminder not to give too much to your job here, it is because that's definitely a villain origin story in the making. Like Bru not wrong, No donated a kidney, her fucking boss and got fired because it was taking her too long to recover. The way, I would have burned that bitch to the ground. You wouldn't even knew that I worked there because

at this point all the employee records is destroyed. The whole building a blaze fired. Now we gotta get back on his table. They gotta get back We gotta get back on the table. Like I don't think you could put it back in me, but you can't have it. We you can't keep it. I don't know if y'all you can keep it all right, it's just we set it on. I don't know if y'all remember, because this

is when we were living on Hampton at the time. There was a movie I think it was called like Repoe or something like that, Niggas body Parts. Yeah, yeah, what for its Winnaker in that movie. Yeah, So like if you didn't like, they was coming to they was repolling the

organs back on and they eventually had to come and collected from him. So the whole movie was trying to Yeah, he got hurt doing something and he woke up and they had put some many and the thing like this is the cost of these organs are so expensive they eventually have to come reap on regardless. But you can't do ship with them when it's not that you old deal. Think of Brenda Center, but organs. It was called sat in the

near future, when artificial organs can be bought on credit. It revolves around the man who struggles to make yep. It revolves around the man who struggles to make the payments on a heart he has purchased. He must therefore therefore go on the run before said ticker is repossessed. I don't think he purchased that though. I thought that something happened to him and he woke up and realized that they had Yeah, the cop one, he didn't. He didn't

purchase it. They put it in him. He got shot in the line of duty and they didn't even wait, so he didn't even ask for it. They gave it to him, and they told him that he had to pay for it. He was one of the best officers. So he woke up and they said, hey, we gave you this new heart, right, but you gotta pay for it. I mean, look at it. Didn't like Kenny of South Park because because it was his own partner that was hunting wasn't It wasn't the looking for we replaced your heart with a baked potato.

Let me see, because I'm looking at the replace his heart with a potato because his family was poor. I gotta stop killing Kenny. They did gave my girlfriend cold storyline. There's the point in time he was living better than cartman. His nigga tried to run. That was cat though. He wanted to live in the closed down showny oh okay. So he went and tried to shock somebody. He didn't get shot. He wanted to shock somebody while he was trying to bring him back, and they ended up. Yes,

see this nigga forget. He like, take it out, take it out because he know, yes, I had to remember normally that's what Tommy does. Remember. Yeah, well he puts it on the screen. She's self enjoyment. She doesn't understand how to do that yet somehow. Yeah, because I was just on Google. Yeah, I was just on Google. I don't know how to share the screen from like a normal browser. I don't know how to do that on her. He said, I'm gonna need my kidney back then, boss exactly. Brit said, Now that right,

there is the bullet of ship. Organ trafficking is real. I remember my mama cussed me out so fucking bad because I thought that I was gonna be a good Samaritan and I put that I was happy to put my little organ on her sticker and shit on my license. She said, take that ship the fuck off, and I had to go and update my license and take that ship off because she was not fucking around she because she really was like you go fucking go in for something that's minor, and they could be like,

man, you know what, Kidney's looking kind of good. She didn't make it. But even after you passed away, because with my cousin recently passing, he was not a registered organ do her. But the people at the morgue definitely called my aunt and was like, hey, he's in really good shape. We need organs. Can we have X y Z Like yeah, they just they had just got the body there, and she was like this is a lot, like I need time, but of course when you're

dealing with an organ like time is not really on your side. You got the so she did give like she gave like bones and skin, like even his cornea. Yeah. I told him like I'm getting cremated. Son of this shit still happens. Yeah, so his cornea when she was seventy five year old man and they send her like a thank you should have went to him, like he can see now. I don't know the behind the scenes, but I know that he's seventy five and he ain't gonna be here.

That gonna die tomorrow. Meanwhile, meant, Jimmy, who's ten years old, I got his whole life. You know, maybe wasn't the person went on the list. I don't know. I feel like business. I feel like they're there. There should be a cutoff, all right, because no, car you're not eligible because listen, so you know how they have certain no, because they have certain requirements for recipients, like if you like, if you like a heavy smoker or ship like that, Like you can't get

certain like certain ship like that. So if you do that, I feel like at a certain point, it's like, all right, Bob, you didn't you didn't live the long full one. All right, we go go ahead and give it to this middle school basketball player. You know, we feel like he got hoop dreams. You don't really need to be here that much longer. You didn't been here through Jim Crow and everything else. What are you holding on to been through Jim Cross? Fun? I just say,

what you holding on? That's true. I was just about to bring that up because I've watched that episode so many times, So I literally just watched it because it because I watched it so many times, it pops up in my Facebook reels and I watch it every time it comes on. So she just brought up there was an episode of SBU when there was a doctor donating people's organs without the family permissions. Wrong and all that, but that

doctor is saving lives, probably for people who couldn't afford shit anyway. Yeah, well she was facing life and got it. So listen, here's so here's the thing because and here was the conflict. So you have a girl who went in and had head surgery and didn't make it. So her parents is in their view and about there like wait a minute, she had surgery on her head. Why is she cut from fucking belly button? Like what the fuck is going on? So then Olivia and then got to go in

the hallway like hey, what is what is all of this? Oh? Well, you know, we her organs blah blah, blah blah blah. She was like, did you get consent? Not exactly, nigga, that's a no. So now so she's like, surrender the fucking organs now, like, don't bring them to me out the coop. She was like, well, actually, oh. She was like, they're on their way to a hospital and like wherever in New York. And she was like, tell the driver turn around. She was like, actually, it's on the roof.

It's a helicopter, so you know, Flight for Life is upstairs or whatever, because it's yes, yes, it's very time sensitive. So she runs up and she was like, hey, you know, police, I need you to turn that over. He was like, look, it's a little boy that's dying. We already getting prepped for surgery. You know, just look the other way, act like you know you you know, I ignored the command and left. It was right. It was a it was a very delicate situation. So she she was like morally like, you know,

I can't. So she took it. But then she went right to the family and the little chapeline was like, look, I hate to come to you with this, but there's a little boy and you know he needs the heart and whatever. And the mom was like no, like it's pieces of her missing, Like what if we ain't even tell her to take that shit out? The dad is like, okay, this is a lot. Can we just have a minute. She's like unfortunately, no. If the chopper don't leave in the next ten minutes, the heart is useless. And

the mom was like useless. Like she was like my bad, poor choice of words, like you know. But they ended up not consenting to you know, the donor heart. But then they did an investigation and found out that that wasn't the only one. So there were thirty two patients where she had forged the signature. She basically said, if they didn't explicitly tell her no, she was using implied consent because they didn't explicitly tell her no,

and she was forging the donor forms to say that the parents consented. So she was charged with thirty two felony counts of the forgery. About how many people don't even look the body over full enough to be able to see that the ship was missing. Yeah, and that's basically what happened. None of

the other families that probably be greatness. That's why I said, it's crazy when you to try to wrap your mind around it, because it's like always going to a good place, but you're not supposed to do that ship, understand, reverse don't live in the interrogation though, because she was like, so you never been to rules to save her life? Yeah? I thought so she definitely has. Yeah, so and but found her guilty. But

you can tell that there was a so she's gonna be found. She was found guilty on the thirty two counts of the forgery because she has she did it. So she looked my dog in the eyes and said, you ain't never been to rules save a life? Been in the rule? Is doing some ship? Like once or twice? You know, like, ain't nobody's looking thirty two motherfucking times? Bitch, you's been you breaking rules? Now that it's it's eighty six seasons of SBU. How many times has lived broke

the rules to save a rape vin or something else? So, like I said, she it was like probably, but we but we're talking, we're talking about this episode. You no, no, but so insensitive because you keep saying this rules to it? What No, I'm talking about I'm talking about when he like she said that she breaks the rules to help the rule that she is breaking. She's at the office. They're dead. It's one

thing. It's one thing you went in to just you know, get your color, nows to be checked out, and you left and you're missing the kidney. That's that's wow. That's wrong. About to be put either in a box in the ground or about to be cre you made it neither one of these scenarios. You need your kid needs to do. Hey, but you have as bro keep you keep your hands off my ship. Man. If I did, I don't need it. I told you. I can't

reason why. I said there's rules because when it comes to Organs and nowhere list, they go by list and severity and you they you messing up. The said that same list have undeserving people on it because they got money. There's a seventy five year old man out here who just got a pair of eyes who don't need to look at you. I don't want to lie, bro, I answer. It was killing people and Niggas was trying to save him. He's a murderer, right, I'm not saying. But they didn't

even they did him so wrong. Okay, so listen, so episode we expected to have here. Yeah, so she's in court and you know, like they questioned her and stuff, and she was like, look, I get it. Yes, I acknowledged that it was wrong. I forced this stuff, But how many lives have I saved? They were already gone, and these are like I'm saving kids' lives, so guilty. But even in like Liv felt so bad because she like when the prosecutor was like, the

prosecutor was like going at her hard. She's like, dude, why are you pushing for jail time? She already go lose her medical license, Like I feel like that's enough. Like Live didn't want her to go to jail because she she understood because like she said, you ain't never been through us to save her life, I feel now the prosecutor was like, no, we need to make an example out of her. I feel like this was the I feel like these was back in the episodes when they had the dude,

what was a little short Italian nigga barber Ada Barber. He used to be going crazy. I like, relax your off these niggas. Next brod fire for nothing. But but even but even but even to Walla came up there and he was like even to tou Walla came up there and he was like, look live, maybe we just say we got up here too, like they was already gone. She was like, I'm sorry, I can't. It's just and she left with the heart because even he was like,

well, I don't know. But in the doctor's trial, the little boy who was supposed to get that heart got to go on the stand and it was like, hey, you know walk us through that event. She was like, oh, well, you know, my doctor called told my mom, hey, we got a heart, get me to the hospital, and you know, they prepped me for surgery, and then the heart never came. So then in the hallway up there looking like a bitch, I'm not

laughing at I'm like, she was like, the heart never came. Mother and father, y'all for surgery or trying to make sure y'all have the goods before. But they did they did. You know, you gotta be ready to go. You gotta be ready like when they think and you really don't think so heart chance gotta be there in the open like it does. That's why timing is so important because the literally the minute that they land, they are running right into the room and taking it out out the case. Putting

it in the body. There is no in between time. Yeah, bro, you know you don't get to have a sandwich or lunchible in between stop because I know in some workers you gotta hurry up and something kind of Yeah, that's that's that's what I was just telling him about about the little boy being in court, and then so you have you know, after he get off the stand in the hallway, the dad is like, man, I gotta go say something to them, and the mom was like, don't you

dare and he was like the girl that yeah, and he and he was like, you know, I'm really sorry. You know, it was just it was thrown on us, you know, just and I realized, like we made a selfish decision, and I really hope that, you know, something come through. But even on the stand, the little boy said that was the one and only heart that was ever a match for him, and all the time the three years he's been on the list, that was the

one and only heart that was ever a match. And then by the end of the episode, she came in and said he just died about thirty minutes ago. So the little boy didn't make it. Ah all have faded as Pops it's not as pops fault at the time, at the time that the dad apologized, it was the mom, dad and the little boy. The little boy hadn't died yet, so he was still alive and he was you're very brave, and he was. He had to be anywhere between like eight

to ten years old. That's where I about the heart situation, because it was one of the first season's stories. Hey, Captain Serena ain't here today. She's not here. The muck bang for you, nasty business, disgusting. Wow. Yeah, but that But so then you got this dead girl whose organs just went to ship. She's already gone. Now the doctor is in prison for life because it was thirty two felony kinds of forgery. And now the little boy who the heart was supposed to go to was died.

So all of this just nothing because of a selfish white woman. White women because I don't have to see the episode, and I know the mama was white. Well, I mean, we can't even say that because it's like, bro, you're dealing with a lot. And then it's just right they right in your face, like, hey, yeah, can we send this heart to this little boy that's not like, you know, makes a point. It's a lot for your mind process. It seems like a decision if

you have rational time to think. Yeah, but you just found out your daughter died. Then on top of the fact you found that your daughter died, you found out there's polonious stuff going on here in the house. It's a lot going on that one. And then they tell you it's this. You don't know who to believe, because even to day he was like, well, can we have like a couple of days too, That's what my aunt said. She was like, all, wow, can you please just

call back in a couple of days like this? And its like, unfortunately, this is you know, very time since it and if we don't leave in the next ten minutes. Is this is why I feel like black folks, you can start having those tough conversations even when you know where near that moment because one of y'all die and a little kid across town can be can be saved, and they ask us. I might give y'all organs why y'all don't need us, But that's not what you want you tell me, and

then I won't make it happen. Trying hard not to sting you. I'm trying to let you live. I said, y'all, what what's I got to do? What he just said he was gonna give your organs away?

And what look, oh I'm saying, is I mean? Because first of all, they handled it a life because it's like, I get it, you know they're gone, But for you to just be like, am for the prime rib this motherfucker, Like I really feel like I would have been out of there in handcuffs, like because I'm beating her at like I'm dragging her off. I wouldn't get me wrong, I'm talking about speed bagging the bitch like and the fact that they even noticed, because like I said,

but some people don't even look enough to be like why only four? Only four? A motherfucker to come and have to ask us anyway, because after all of that, But the crazy part was the doctor threw shade that lived on the stand and was like, well, look, I just wouldn't had and forced you because I felt, like, you know, asking them that in one of the most you know, terrible times in their life is tactless and live. She acted by the right way live out here, forcing right

victims to get on the stand and testify. So, yeah, that's a wild man. Could you imagine, like he said, what's good? You imagine detective Benson. So we were talking about how jobs are asked and they really don't care about the employees, and uh, here, I'm gonna replace this video for those that just joined in coming donates kidney, the boss then gets fired for taking too long to recover. That's nasty business. Yeah, I like most of y'all, I was hoping it was one of them in

their stories, but that actually happened. If you needed a reminder not to give too much to your job, here it is because that's definitely a villain origin story in the making. So that got us talking about like organ donors and like one of the SVU episodes where a doctor was basically just kind of taking kids organs after they passed away without notifying their parents. She was like forging ship and she finally got caught. He did bro He wild as a

motherfucker for that. He didn't offer up just once. He said his friends in general, what does it matter? He ain't got the authority. Well, I don't know, he got wine. I d I was gonna be

like jas Okay, two different things. I can't. But then it's like, you know, you like how people will be like, oh the afterlife, bro, bro, just imagine there is an actual afterlife and the motherfucker just took your organs because you know, and then you're just sitting around here and you just folded the funk up because there's got no fucking o R wherever

you end up back, you can't get no fucking transplant. Yeah, everybody wants thank you hunched over for the rest of your fucking eternity because what she said, people are here looking like, yeah, imagine going there, imagine still organs. Anyway, Yeah, and we were talking about that, like how organ trafficking and shit is real, like and my mom, my mom had cussed me the funk out, like over twenty years ago because I had put that I was gonna be your organ donor, you know, trying to

be a good Samaritan. It should be a good person. And she was like, no, absolutely not. Oh and that was another point, like what my mom was talking about. They ended up looking and seeing like the doctor who was doing this, she had lost a son. He was on the list and never got an organ and died. So she's yeah, so she's like, so, can you tell me that had that been your son that was on that table, you would have declared them dead to take them

organs? Like, and she couldn't say nothing because because yeah, because well this is when she understand like the prosecutor and they basically saying it, like, so are you really doing all you can to save you know, these kids? She was like, well, why would I let one kid die just to save another? And she was like, all right, now, if that was your son on the table, would you have felt that he was declared dead enough to take them organs? And she ain't say ship.

I was like, wow, and this is a white lady. You don't it'd be so many damn episodes. But I don't know if you watch Robot Chicken. But one of my favorite skitches about a gummy beer, remember gut me Bear, because I'm gut me beg gut me Bear said I'm delicious. But yeah, she was basically just you know, the Batman is still Yeah. I mean, it seems like her intentions were like, it's just it's just way and it's like, I'm It's one of those things where people will

try to put themselves on a higher moral pedestal than someone else. But it's like, yes, she absolutely should have asked for consent, but in her mind it's like, I can't risk them saying no, knowing that they are kids that need these organs and if they don't know, so a lot of them might have been like you know what, actually, yeah, not all thirty two of them. But she sad you the gummy bear clip brit because that is my That is one of my favorite fucking videos. That and the

girafte and the quick saying yeah he went through all the stages. Definitely double edged swords. Yeah, that's so crazy. I need to check out this episode. I agree that she probably did have good intentions. Yet and and like I said that, the episode, like it pops up in my Facebook grills and stuff all the time, so you know, without all the commercial episode speed up ship because they don't want to go, I want to love. It was like Law and Order Criminal Minds, like those scary ones.

I just I never felt comfortable watching them at home by myself. Did you know some of those episodes it makes you look at the justice system and the whole life. Well no, I mean like, as a woman, I see how certain episodes can really be like like put you on edge and ship because you like bro like she like she was just going and just picked up

some fucking ice and you know, some orange juice. And now all of a sudden she is in a basement and nobody can find her, so except he gonna come find I've been watching Focused Call Focused on Peacock, where this woman basically is like the Olip of missing people. I really hate that that bird is named because it just really sounds. But she got Zach Moore's locked up in the basement. Yeah, yeah, that's from Shameless. That's Veronica from Shameless. I didn't want to tell the story. Yeah, yeah,

pretty decent. I've been Yeah, so I'm one of them people like I hate to happy wait. So I've been letting the like episodes kind of go so I can just watch it continuously. But when they was first showing the previews before it even debuted, I was like, I want in on that. So he kidnapped her, and then she did, she escapes, and

she escaped when she got older. What's in the basements? It shows more and more of the time where she was a young girl being captive and and what he was doing so I didn't get to the part of her actually getting out yet. And so now she got that she got that nigga in the basement and making him help her soft crimes like now where with this pervert taker your perverse? So this is what this is what happens after Hey, how

many videos? It's a perfect friend because child, No, I haven't seen World Left Behind like a lot of people that I did see, like it was kind of split reviews, like some peoples like, I can't believe, but just wasted two hours of my time, and then some people said good. So I haven't seen it yet. I like to watch movies for myself though, because I am definitely actually damn near everybody in this room. Movies

that everybody else seems to hate. We always damn near like we're damn near one hundred percent rate on we love the Ship that everybody else except for fucking color Purple. I'm not going to see that because I know how I feel about musicals. That movie was not a movie. It's actually that musical. It was because they really broke on so at it's literally label the music you should see support black people said SBU is my comfort show. It's literally always

on the mount of everybody. We've been here in the studio, supposed to be going home and because SVU was on in the back next thing. You know, we don't watch like three episodes. If you watch, I'm telling you it's not allowed. We were saying all the time, if you let that show get through the opening scene, you gotta watch it, because it's always a cliffhanger when you get to the halfway point and who you thought was the criminal was not the criminal. You gotta see it through my guy.

And if you gotta leave as soon as something you you got soon as the soon as the cliffhanger, because I'll be like, well, how the fuck did we get here? Everybody cocain ain't everywhere this happened. I'm already invested by the time I hear because it's like you you you're chilling and ship, you know you. I'm like, all right, get my coat on and ship. And then all of a sudden, it's like you hear the TV like, oh my god, someone baby in here, and it's like hold

on, and then you're going to shit. You're like, bro, And then all of a sudden you sit down and ship. Then you get hot. So you start coming up to the jacket and ship and then you like, next time, next thing. You know. It's like executive producer Dick Wolf for what the fuck? I say this all the time about this episode?

Did that in Atlanta? We were supposed to go out. We turned on the TV for a background noise they see know, one by one everybody, because you try to find something that's gonna be background noise but slightly but slightly interesting. So when you're walking through getting ready, you can peek at the TV continue about you. One by one, everybody like, girl, what he just? Oh my good, everybody sitting down watch you never watched.

We're supposed to have went out greatest. I think I think one of I think one of the only times that the creepy nigga was actually the nigga that did it. The episode that had Martin short on there when he when he remember when he was he was the psychic, Yes, trying to help him, Elliott wanted to beat his ass, Creepy Elli trying to want everybody. Cavin said, it's a decent movie with a bunch of I'm definitely gonna watch it. I always uh, that's the world Left Behind you know what,

I couldn't. A lot of people that we should watch it. Kidnap Man is still be and he got he got a little weight on him. Now he ain't little scrongies act Morris no more. He gave me. He gave me bread box or bird box spots. I couldn't do it for Now that I'm finally caught up on one piece, I can start watching other ship. Ain't that anime? Yes? Yes, she watched like three hundred, it was a thousand and the more, whatever it was, she watched them

all. I think you watched them all, and me and my girls are currently watching that right now. Yeah, that's next up. You know what he fucked up when he went after the nun and ship, when he went after that motherfucking nun and that was like, oh she missing? That was like, we're gonna suck this nigga. That's how they found him. You can watch the live forward through about three hundred episodes, almost eleven hundred episodes

and three months. I have too much commitment. So y'all said, it's movies that other people say they don't like, but y'all do, yes, Like, what, what's an example? A lot of white com like man, but no they're they're oh and don't look. The lower the rotten tomato score, the higher geez riten tomato negative to be great. I don't know what they didn't see this ship is good. Bring the hard drive man did.

Yeah, so if we see that rotten tomato was like and this was garbage D minus, we like, bro get the popcorn absolutely because it's because it's it is. It's like, first of all, we all got a bullshit ass. It's a humor, so it is like we just wed. We tend to gravitate. We tend to gravitate to the doors and movies and

everybody your head like is it the weird that make us laugh? Like we was watching Atlanta and I don't remember what episode it was the Batman man the yo he ringing the door bell with the Batman mask car and that's how we got hooked on the showf Also, when we found out when we went to go see Traffic Thunder and it was like Tom Cruise and we was waiting on Tom Cruise the whole movie and then when they showed us who toim Cruise was,

it was the funniest ship ever because we'd have never thought it was him. What movie did we go see now if my tenor was in jail to move with Marlin? I think that was like The Second hundred House or something like. Okay, we find that hilarious. Marlin was pretty funny, good that his job. He actually finally telling joke song. I said, I will never forgive that damn John Henry movie for wasting thirteen minutes of my life. Everybody told me not to watch it movie. I feel like that movie

had family. If it did happen Chris in it, you shouldn't have watched it because he is never like grateate as an actor, but I like a little as an actor or a rapper. We've had this conversation about That's why I start chuckling. I mean, I feel like he's a terrible actor. He got it. He does very well in The Fast and Furious much but Ludacris play of maybe that wrong? Just what because he did a phenomenal job on Law Order. He like he plays ice tea son, his other son,

the bad son the jail. Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah again, Facebook rills ship that I haven't seen in a while. Facebook rerials definitely bring it up. So so as far as TV, my Facebook griels are full of Gray's Anatomy. It's full of ship that I've never watched before, Like like, I've never watched Gray's Anatomy. I never watched that. I've never watched The Good Wife, but so many years I forgot about that

show. Yeah, but is that what the Lawyer lady? Yeah, So Grays and Gray's Anatomy, The Good Wife, and Law and Order SBU, like those are the main three show that constantly pop up in my algorithm because whenever they come home and all it takes for you to watch one, they're gonna keep coming up run over. I don't see Chris is a bad actor now now and now in the SBU episode, yes, kissed me off like outside of the past, maybe because okay, maybe because it wasn't memorable to

me, but I didn't. Yeah, let's see, hold on, y'all, I'm looking at something. Damn. He was in the I didn't watch Crash Crash. He was crash. I think that was the first put Okay, now I remember I never watched, but it was like that wasn't that memorable, Like yeah, but he was himself and the Yeah, but no, that movie is still back Crash Empire. You can't tell me otherwise.

He just played the brother in the movie where Queen of Ta. All I know is I missed Charlie Murphy and I didn't get a chance to play my song on Christmas? Like me crazy who because this Christmas? Because last year was a white Charlie Welcome Brita in the twin Today's There is a movie. Okay, so I screenshoted it. I was like, I ain't got nothing to mask it behind. Y'all know like when I show nasty Ship on the screen, it's usually like later on, so you know, flag, But

I don't want to just like throw tds up and ship. But this ship is so insane? Where is it? Because I was like, what, what the fuck is this? Jingle bells? No, the movie is called Forehead Titties. My god, look at the picture. Actually say four Actually say forehead titags because it's spelled T I T T A E S. It was twenty ten. It's a twenty ten movie. But is it on a movie? I don't know where did you found that? Where were you that you found that? Because I feel like it found who were you looking at

and used that came up. I don't know now I gotta look. I think it was a specific actress or something for it, says forehead Titta. That is so there's a trailer because look as soon as I ain't even finished typing and say head to Taste trailer, scared for you to open it because you don't know why? Because why she got those on her? I feel like part of it. This is crazy. That's a new product to help women be chacking. No, I'm just man. They spelled titties like that.

Okay, are you really titaste? Oh? That's how I found it because Taraji p Henson is in it, and the wondering why. I was just saying that, like this is the type of ship you in, but you're talking about so many years ago. She probably she had to start somewhere. She got Okay, we're finna put this on the screen. Tone how I do this? So you have to downloaded? Are you on the computer looking for it? I'm already watching it. It's the YouTube plan. What

did you type into YouTube? I'm just going to post this link in the group. Yeah, that's probably safer. That's that seemed to be the way. Yeah, is walking around here, Taraji p she been acting for a good minute, and she she'd have been in a lot of movies, but this is what you've been in and you asking because I had to remember.

I was like, how did I get to that? But that's because I was trying to see like all of the movies she had been in, and when that shit came up, like, that's all your resume, but you're trying to get Avenger money? That was wrong with you? It was also

over thirteen years. Okay, can you tell me what the group? Can you tell me what you've been in the last I feel like one of her biggest movies that she was in with in the last like five I don't know when this movie came out, but the Benjamin Budd movie she was in, it's more than ten year. I said, five. How many years old is that? Benjamin five years two thousand and eight him? Okay, So, and she asked her for adventure money, Like what's wrong with I feel

like this movie is probably not what thinking it is. Let's watch the trailer and then we might be like, oh, okay. I think her more descrepancy is the fact that she's not gidding. I mean, we can't say that because look, Regina hobbing and scary movie and ship people got some bush it under that. I don't hear Regina Hall out here saying that my pain not fair. But the thing about it is how big is they hear?

Her whole team dropped the ball on Empire. Fact like Cookie was the biggest thing out there at one time and nothing that might have been one of her biggest things. Yeah, And the fact was her whole team never did anything to capitalize on it mark after the show nothing, They just Okay, we're gonna go over here and drink some Starbucks. See you next year. Well that's why she fired on them. You better find you better find out how

to become my fucker superhero. D C just reopen. They're looking for people, They're looking for people. DC's up careers. Yeah, well that's not our fault. I don't want her. Are we just waiting on a tone to get this interesting fun fact? I didn't, I didn't. I didn't know. Robin Williams was supposed to be in Batman A long long time ago. He's supposed to be. I was just about to say, if he was in there, I could see him being a riddler. Because it's between

him and fucking Jim Carrey. Like the problem is that Jim Carrey is such a great job it's hard to see anybody else. Robert Robin Willims would have been a fire as realer. He could have been a damn good joker too, because I think him over Jack Nicholason that might have been. Now. I have so much love for Robin Williams, but I'll never forgive him for One Hour. Jack was that nigga at the time one hour photo? Yeah he was. He was creepy as he was a bitch of one hour.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the one when they were up in Alaska when he get in his uh move, when he get in his like villain creep back, Yeah he wow. Top tier. I'll never take away by some niggas that can do impersonations and ship like top tier villains because because you can take it anywhere, and I have to like question if they can get it done, because they can fucking impersonate anybody. Not to bring him up, but did y'all see when Diddy was doing like we're talking about. She loved when

our photo when she got the dB. I was so mad at that movie this past Halloween and then when he did joke her last year. That's so good and that's how Yeah, because he was gonna fight the nigga from Power too, bitch. Yeah, Big didn't know it was Diddy. He just right because so Diddy being aggressive and trying to fight back with this nigga. Like, Bro, he don't knows you would you want a random nigga walking up for you on Halloween? He good, didn't want to preach him up

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make them almost look here in the ice, I got up here. Yeah, now it makes okay, like I get it, you got it? Yeah. As soon as as soon as they start showing clevelange, cleavage and ship, I was like, you start looking, I got it. I'm stick And again she is asking for Avenger money. I wonder was that a part of something else? And they just did like a like that gives me like I was just about to say s and L that feel. It's like ANNL type of vibe. No, it's enlisted in her movies as far as

twenty ten. So it's an actually forehead. Yes it is. It's a movie. It's a it's a full movie. Forehead titties twenty ten, twenty ten, twenty ten, everything says twenty ten. It's on IMDb. They made a whole movie about forehead titties. Women get men to take them seriously by wearing miniature model breasts on their foreheads I mean some of them seen they may do what man want that won't be sucked too. So that's because it's pandering to people in the dating social norms. It was. It was the

opposite of the male Gibson movie, which was way better. But I'm not here to tell you that. Just watch the movies. Alr, eyes are up here. No, he got a six point seven out of ten. It says shorts, and then it says comedy six point seven short. That's more than half. So why so why you might be thinking of seth Green? But so, why the fuck is it under movies? Then if it's not a movie, it has to have been like a skit inside of you

forehead because he's gonna look at what they're gonna look anymore. Then they'll just look at your ass foreheads. If my forehead is going you know it is because I'm a motor boating, I'm aware at the time. Oh you know what. No, so Re gets off at eleven and I'll have to pick her up, but recalls me, me and kay that we were at actually out we went to outback today because I really wanted gingerbread. Martini's Kayla hadn't

been out back since gotten, you know, forever. Yeah, but y'all know, you know, like I love gingerbread martinis, so that's what I wanted to go for. But y'all know, once again, Mimi loves meat. I ordered my medium porterhouse, got my loaded potatoes and wet salad. That wet salad, literally, it was probably one of the best salads I've had in a very long time. There is no reason that salad should have been that good. So we got amazed separately because yeah, so it comes

with blue cheese with like a something glassles in it too. Yeah, she got hers with caesar dress and I love their caesar dressing. But I really just I be in a move a blue cheese. So it was. But that salad was so good. So you know, fried mushrooms was good because you know the battering ship. I am sitting here enjoying my salad. I'm too mart I'm too Martinis, and shit's going good. You know, you know how he is about the bread. You didn't even touch the bread.

I didn't get a chance to. I was trying to feel the fucking nerve and my goddamn leg it. So this person brings our food out and I am making room for my big ass steak on a cast iron plate, like an oval shaped cast iron plate. The sizzler you know, like when they bring the heater is out and ship. Yeah, he didn't double fist it. He held it with one hand. And and for context, he was not a big bulky like he was like to me, shorter, smaller like

you should have. He was a petite young man. He was brother's petite. And he is one hand and this heavy ass skillet with this slab of cow ass on it. You he was. That's so, then he is going to place my plate in front of me after I have cleared space for it. But because he is not using two hands, he is not balancing this plate, so all of a sudden, yes, so this is how he's putting my plate down. He's doing like this like a nose dive. Yeah, and then all evidently not hot, So all of a sudden,

my leg is on. She literally screams in the restaurant. She's like, oh my god. Maybe it's because I called him petite. I don't know, but that might have been the forehead that was seven minutes ago. But no, so all of a sudden, ye out loud. Yeah, a literally like yep, like, bro, because I'm what is wrong with you? Like what happened this nigga? Because he jumped at the plate deep for he literally just like y'all like gave her on a damn angle. Y'all know

that Adrian Browner coop. And he was like, I'm getting cooked. That was that was me. I'm getting cooked? Why like she yell like out loud? It was loud. I was like, I need deep and salad. I'm like, what is wrong with you? It's like the liquid just all over and then and I don't know, we both blanked out. But I feel like he just didn't care that he did that. I'm saying, oh, I'm sorry, and we got to ask for them. I was like, can we get some napkins? Like can we get all the talking?

Because remembering when nature calls a spent when nature calls, remember when Tommy Davidson shot him in his thigh bone with that arrow and then was like, bros, for a second, I'm like and he didn't even try to reposition her. He literally left the damn plate. All the juice had food in

the corner right here and he just left it and it's just dripping. He didn't even try to move it. So I'm reaching over my stuff and I'm tapping the plate to try to get my finger used to the temperature so I can slide it away because you left it and it's dripping on her and you didn't move it. So I'm reaching away from her. So at this point and he's just like, okay, you guys seeing anything else? Nig was no. So at this point we're like, what the hell just happened?

I am sitting here like bro, she said, she was sizzling, like because all of a sudden, she was like, you ain't right, and I'm like, they just cut your leg. Your body temperature is huh yeah, because bruh, when ship seems something like hot liquid and that ship is like it's just stuck on my I can't move it. It's not like it was something where you know, I can just get it the fuck off of me. It's fucking stuck and it's just like and you're wiping it off,

but it's not making it no better because the ship is still hot. So now my thighs so now my thigh skin about tender as a bitch, like it's raw, like my leg thirt man I'm like, bro, I asked for my steak medium, not my fucking limb like potato, And then everybody was complimenting to steak and shit. Caleb the Lady rock By was like, oh, that looks good, and I'm sitting here like I'm like this shit skimpy, because why know, whenever I go I get either I get a

big ass porterhouse. I may get a bony and reb by, but ninety percent of the time I am going to get a porterhouse because I used to get prime rib all the time, but some they be running out of it, so I don't even ask for it because I don't want to get my mouth set on it. Plus I'll be cooking prime rib at home when shit be on sale anyway now, so I'm making myself and I'm not real versed in like different steak cuttings. So when I get a porterhouse, it is

okay. Like I'm used to old Megan a Stallion porterhouse. They brought me the new Megan a Stallion porterhouse. See where I'm going, Like, yeah, so it's big, it's this, it's that She's like one said it was basically a beef pancake. Okay, So because it was wide like it was. It took up the whole plate, but it was so fucking thin. I'm like, bro, this is not what I'm used to. Yeah, but so she didn't even touch her food. Yeah, because her food

touched her your food was like, hey, I'm here. I feel like our waiter who didn't do it here more than the guy that did it. The guy was just like, listen, I'm trying to put this ship down to remember half that dream. And his head kept turning around circle. He was like man in his head, he was just like two two but yeah, so so yeah, her mail was free. Shit, I ain't eat it, you know. And that's what the guy said. He was like, you didn't even eat this, Like I'm gonna just take it back and

we just go. Bro, I am in mind imbing pain right now. I don't have an appetite anymore. I am not. I'm on other side of the table like you right right right right here, like you need a box. She's like, oh no, I'm gonna finish this. I was jealous and shit like bro, clear, I'm clearing shit like you because at this point I'm confused, Like shit, I just sticking myself and get the fuck. So, yeah, my leg is sore as a bitch. And then after this happens, re calls me and I'm like, she had work.

She don't normally call me from work. And she's like, uh Ma, how can you tell if something is a second degree burn or a third degree like a first degree burn or a second degree burn. I'm like, what did you do? And she's like, oh, so I burned my hand at work? And I'm like, did you tell anybody? No, nigga, go report it. Anytime you get injured on the job, let

them know that you were injured absolutely, Like I don't. I say, even even if you don't feel like you got hurt, if you slipping for anything, even if you feel like you didn't hurt, like you hop up like damn no, fucked up, y'all laughing and ship, go tell them, Hey, bro, I just bust my ass by the bums like you

bust the ass by the bus. What's wrong with you? I'm just saying, like, you have to have this stuff documented, any type of injuries when you are in your place of employment, you need to let them know. I'm like, because something that can be minor now, like you can funk around and confess the bubble up getting like whatever, like that was an

injury that happened at work. You need to tell them now so that they don't be thinking, oh no, nigga, was you know at home cooking ye little poverty meals and ship that don't got nothing to do with us. You did that ship at the crib. So my kids really make because they do. They really they make poverty meals, but they really spruce that ship up. Be making hookups. So let me tell you so, jelly bean, but make noodles, right, thiggas eat noodles. But it's like,

bro, you do not need all them seasons. That's our kids too. You don't got to put parsley on that ship. Yeah yeah, cutting up meat and ship and like bro and something. And I'm like, why should cut the hamburger patty up and put it in in theod? I don't call them poverty. I actually be calling them because I'm like, why y'all judging

it if you don't use that damn baking did use half of it? You gotta be a certain texture and don't put it in the marketwave the stuff I really want some like some noodles, the fancy way, I'll bring like some kibosa sausage from the job, get some shrimp. We'll go all in cracking fancy raymen. It was. It's poverty when it stands alone. Poverty is niggas out here eating tuna. That's poverish. That's for the whites and the poverish. It's for the poor whites. I should say. No, I'm

just not a fan tuna sandwich or tuna salad or something. I love tuna, but all tuna is not created. Definitely, not now that I will say. But it's funny because like it took me a long time to grow up and be able to eat. No, it's just fucking poverty niggas out here eating spam. Oh my god, first of all, spamish lick. You're not gonna disrespect spams. You gotta ask backwards. The stuff that should be poverty foods, you're not calling them. I never said there was a

lemon on poverty foods. Sages. So we feed them to the dog because bianna sausages crazy, that's terrible. I eat them, though, I don't like pot of meat because it's mushed, because I feel like part of me that ship. But being a sausage just smashed up with it. God damn potato mash here at this point. But no sam spami ish lit. But that's because I fried spam. I friedman fry. The out of spam gets a miracle whip with soft fast bread. That's what we used to have.

Yep, real good. I mean they had a good taste to it. I don't know what it was, but you know, spam still sell it in the stor. I ain't seen a canna spam in so long. But what No, But but it took me a long time to get to a point to where I can stand stuff like tuna, like chicken salad and stuff to have crunchy ship in it. And you also can't. Tuna and chicken salad for me can't come from everywhere. I'm not just about to go to subway and be like, can I have a tuna's? No, I can't,

Like I can't. I feel like I can't. I'm definitely not a fan so like mayonnaise or cheese, I'm no. But it was crazy because I'm like, you've start eating butter and ice cream. Absolutely you don't. I'm not going that far. You eat and chicken salad like you don't. I've always loved tuna. That was one okay, So I don't know if you remember going by house, but they were like the modern day bundies. To me, they were like our bundies. So it was like it was

never like we go get like no meal meal over there. We was gonna have tuna them fucking checks, not checks kicks cereal or noodles kicks. There was there was never There was never any actual meals whenever we went over there. It was all it was. It was God, we was gonna eat pack noodles or it was gonna be kicked cereal. There was never anything else, Like we couldn't go in there and make no motherfucking turkey sandwiches. It was none of that ship. So like there there was nothing. We were

never that broe. So I used to love ain't Julie tuna, So I like I've been eating tuna since a kid. But even when I would make it myself, the most I would do is like it's my tuna, my male and like I put like some didn't know because I hated crunchy ship in my soft ship, That's what I was saying, Like I've just gotten to a level of maturity where I can stomach that. I still don't like crunchy tuna, but my chicken salad now I can do the dice the dice celery,

because quick Trip chicken salad is fucking amazing. Quick Trip Quick Trip got some bod massed chicken salad like Little Pepper, and man, that ship is good. My coworker was like, you going a quick trip every now and again. You said, you just trying to mac and cheese. I was like one of the quick quick trip mac and cheese. When I'm in there, I never see it. Yeah, just brush something out. And they

got bags of that ship too, like mac cheese, the soups. Yeah, it's like because you know how like when you did like ready made soups and coming like that big ass bag like broccoli and chatter. Well, when I worked in that's usually just how they make it. Giggas coming to bad it was warm it up, damn. And that's how it like, because like you know, re when she was working at Panera and they got mac and cheese and all them different and I don't know they had she used to

bring home like because it's just all thee Yeah. Yeah, so fire hey, and don't let them piss her off, like if they like made her like work through a break or some ship or they sucked her over somehow and they like had her doing all the sandwiches and ship with somebody else supposed to be helping. That nigga had all kinds of scones, cookies, soups all

that. She was like, hey, you old nigga, them scones, good, them orange scones, man, Yeah, Banara orange scones is amazing they have working in the bakery when I worked that fresh time, because when I got to clear the bakery case, Hey, man, I really don't give a fuck because I feel like you betrayed the code when you left picking safe. I didn't leave. They told me to leave. I thought that was just Walmart. Damn you got kid from picking s too. Yeah.

Oh, because they found out about it. Yeah, they found out about me plugging people who told some all black lady what's her name? And I'm gonna try to befriend it. She what was crazy? And she told that we was giving our food but she was stealing like real merchandise. Please tell her. I didn't know this until I had already been fired you're stealing. You still in paper times and this soap and real like you stilling like real

merchandise. But you backer snitching because little how many come come from up front? And he like, yo win, I'm a little short on cash, is like, what could you do for me? How much you got? I got two dollars? Okay? Cool? I make sure this tax like two dollars. Wait, so what's the story, y'all said, y'all have to tell because in the room. But that was it when we dropped the

ship on her leg and I was clowning her about her leg. We was in the car, so don't feel bad about people talking about your leg. And she sucked her leg up too. But as you see his gimp as left the room with both Oh god, like what was he really hurt? He was hurt town just wanted a day off. Then he was like I only had two three days. Well, bitch, you decided to be dead on YO off day. So that's not our funck. That's life. That is so funny. That's like me like your family was first. So y'all

players for the New year. Is everybody just chilling in the house. That's that's a bonne cocktail, some good ass food, and I'm probably gonna be sleep before midnight, and I am perfectly fine. I'm gonna turn to everybody on my household, and I feel like that's the way with everybody. Like people would just either want to be at home just doing nothing, or if they are doing something, it's like small at home, it's like inside outside.

I'm finish on my immediate family. How competitive I can really be y'all doing games? They want to play games, so I feel I'm smoking. I'm anna smoke and then bring the smoke and everybody's ass and whatever they want to play. Oh see that sounds fun. I think I'm gonna try to have like mind six what huh? Who? Everybody? I would like, thank y'all for coming out this episode. Actually, what else is funny about this? I watched the I watched the Barney documentary and the nigga who was

in the big purple suit. There's been several people to play Barney over the years. Did you know Barnie was a black man? At one point? He was a black man. So from like ninety one to Brightland Life, he was Barney for ten years off, from like ninety one to old one black guy. This is the kind of shit he did in his free time when he was not in the purple suit. The black man was a tantric sex coordinator. Nig really yeah, wow, ship by night? Huh what

a life? Right? Like you just out here back flipping in his purple dinosaur suit this morning. Adults like, what it's like such a wife. You're freaking that is crazy because I'm like, because I want to be able to so. I don't know if y'all have ever seen Mike and daven wedding dates, but there's a tantric massage scene in there. And that ship was so funny. He not even touching them and bro the butt cheeks. He looked like his asses clinched so tight. Imagine the power like somebody making up

like that and they didn't even touch each other. I don't want none of that life. It was that the it was like that. The music they was doing it tour was like that, just like a boy over there. That was music and they was doing it. I wonder like, was where were you? What was he saying to them? Like I want to hear the background, like are you talking them through this? Are you? Like? What is happening around them. I'm gonna tell you more time. I'm

not gonna stop. I'm gonna say, my, my mama, my coupside. I don't know what the fuck then, But you know what, I feel like, I'm a I'm a sucker for a voice. I love voices, so I feel like if it was the right voice, then I might be like okay, like without touching possibly because I love a voice. You you nasty ship. I feel like that's not even nasty. But I'm just really into voices, Like I can you into voices? And you just said the right voice could make you come with no one touching you. But you

didn't qualify any of that as nasty ship. It's amazing. What that's girl? Math for sure? Everybody? Can we go home now? Your dogs different? Don't sorry, I'm stabbing myself. You don't need any more injuries to Today's already got a tender nigga. I'm surprised I could see I poked myself. I poked myself. Why does that come off your lips that easy?

You was at work too on and they talking about I was that's all I've been rapid because we've been selling surface now I feel like, you know how like in the cartoons, like when somebody get like super hungry and then they start looking at the homeboy and then they like their body turned into like a piece of meat. You know what I'm saying about. That's how I feel like my leg did today and the sucking out back. God, it's like a drumstick like bro, like the way I screamed like I did the

help and the damn guy who did it? And you know, damn if it wasn't for me, she didn't dr leg. He really was like, y'all need anything else? Like damn, yes, we did one because why yeah she was. I thought this was like one of her jokes and I was looking at it. I was like, yeah, she was like damn damn. I was like, it's wrong with you? Why are you doing that now? But I really do hope that everybody has a safe and happy New Year. Happy New Year. Hello, yep, all right, he

lose a time. We're trying to get her off early so she can come pick you up bye girl. Outside she do. She's like, your ass was like ten thirty. I know what time it is because I do, Because you don't know. I know. First of all, how many times do I tell you, hey, one, it's gonna take me such and such to get to you when I get there right on the dot. I know my travel times. You say ten minutes, I was right, and at the time that I say, come out, it'd be exactly tim because

I know my travel times. Where I'm going cheap a hook gund, I'm going right down find it like hopping on forty three and so I'm good. No, but yeah, So I definitely hope everybody has a safe and happy New Year. I want you to go into twenty twenty four surrounded by people who genuinely love you. We need to stop carrying people into these years with us who don't mean us any fucking good, hurt you. We need to stop taking people who are sucking our fucking energy like people are leases. Okay,

stop taking leeches into the new year with you. But if there's somebody who you need to get back, like you know, just before the ball drop, here's a suggestion before we go off the air. Okay, if we catch our partner cheating, we do not cheat back. We leave. Now, what you gotta do is get another man sperm and get her pregnant with it pretending it to be Yo's. Okay, I saw this on Reddit.

It's some toxic shit, Okay. So then go the whole nine months contend like you're gonna propose to her, you're gonna love her or whatever, and be like, oh, no, you cheated on me. This ain't my baby. Yya ya ya da. You gotta get a DNA test to prove it. Now. Remember, you know it's not your baby, but she don't know that because she cheated on you. Now she might have doubts, but she might be for sure, like, no, this is his baby. I hope it's his baby either one. That doesn't matter if it's

his baby or it's not. She don't know who the father is because it's not gonna be in the niggas she was cheating with when you find out, because all them niggas gonna fail the DNA test because you stay to step ahead and say this is terrible. What is wrong with humans? I'm having a life crisis. This is so toxic. The night it looked like you would do something light there though, bro, I just had to recap on this

video. Gu wild, it's hell folks, you why that might be the sikest thing I have heard statement like, yo, wait, this is bad. How do you acquire another man's sperm? And where do you store it? In order to see that video with the yes, yes, yeah, I wanted to play that so bad, but I'm like, I don't want to push it because I've been doing good. But yes, I don't know if you guys have seen the video out, I'll share it in the group.

Yeah, but there was somebody, you know, they were having sexual relations and what looks like a trap house being in the middle of being renovated, and you know, he was standing up and in them guts and she, you know, she has some ass on her and he slipped out, holding her like this in front of him. Yeah, and he called for assistant and his homeboy was just like, oh, she was trying to reach back and do it, but she couldn't get it good enough. So the

guy just nowhere like this. He adjusted it and then he moved back off of the So on that note, On that note, I am going to share the post to the group. I gotta go ahead, my kid, until next time. In twenty twenty four, we got a hold this exactly, not really just