Episode 227: Humble Pie

Ext it did after last night, y'all had a craven for Chinese food because one person who don't like Chinese food, I had a mad urge for Chinese all dated day. I feel like it was like, it's just like I just needed Chinese food after last night. Sam, I was gonna order me an egg and a general soul. No problem. Well, I'm gonna thank you guys for tuning in to tonight's episode of Hostially Awkward. If this is

your first time joining us, I like to properly introduce myself. I'm the host, the favorite motivational speaker, Mimi MEI, someone who's your or come a walker if you're nasty and a Casey's ashes? Where to God? I'm about to order me some that's crazy. Facebook user says, Hi, make sure if you're commenting in the group, you have to give a stream yard permission so that we can see who is who is. Yeah, So we

are going to go around the room and introduce my wonderful co host. We got the man behind the Magic, Mister Tone Death aka the Classic Man, and of course the narcissist. The narcissists with the fresh retwistis that's just for us. That's just for us. But I'm but I'm, I'm we're us, We're here, but this is not our show. Though she tells us that all the time out pressure, she don't get our buttons either. Yeah, watch the but what buttons are pressing? Okay, Heybrey, so now

we know who that was lately. I don't know, no, but okay, So my question is, then, how were y'all buttons even up to press on my show? No? No, what it is is there's a universal default button list I created, like buttons everybody show use this and ain't nobody really been here recording like that? So our buttons never got flipp from when we were supposed to record on Thursday. I got it, got it

got Casey actually acted like she loved me last night. So that was you know, hey Cory, we haven't seen you in a while, but yeah, Casey acted like, you know, she loved me last night. You know, it was a real nostalgic feeling, like ten people that we knew that we was there, you know. Okay, so we went to we win we can They gone, No, it's not I got it too, reliable sources. It's just that it's at the end of the day, it's

not our crowd anymore. But that's the thing. I can't say that because I mean, it was the same people that always be there, just wasn't

as many of the same people. True. I don't know if it was like the location, you know, or whatnot, because a lot of niggas feel like brown deer as far, even though that's technically not brown deer brown deers, but but I figured, I'm like, it was like maybe you know, niggas they had you know, they they plates and Ship wouldn't that would travel out yonder what I mean, niggas used to go to barb one on seven and Ship. I did not want to drive when I had bad

places out there. I take my chances in the hood, but out there now now Tone, I actually did feel bad because Tone lives all the way in West Dallas, so he was literally across town. Do you know what the freeway can do for your life? So right, so when me and don't like when Tone came to pick me up, that threw me off because I really didn't know where we was going. But like he's like, yeah, man, hit me me and see if she riding with us, because

she's not I'm gonna just get on the freeway. That Nigga said free. I'm like, what the fuck are we going? And you need Then when we get to where we are, I'm like, this the place is the China Buffet, like yo, let me get an egg for young I told you, and we won and you get the general sounds chicken. The problem I had, the only problem I had is if you've ever patronized the China Buffet, you instantly know what the look the layout look like. You walk

in there. It's damn You're almost still the same layout. All they did was moving trey where the foods were, paint the wall and threw a letter on the front door with a fish. Ain't right. They got rid of the coy fish. That was That was our moment. So for me, you know when we first pulled in, Yes, this is the dark skin rice and yeah, the place is bad. I knew it. Hi in London, Big London. In the comments, Yeah, Casey gave me the

hardest, like the most. I felt like Charman the way that she hugged me in the middle of so I definitely it had a lot behind it, I know, and then you know, she know I've been dealing with it, like, you know, just yeah. But last night was definitely my first time at mister B's and I didn't know that we were going to the joint in the fact, so when we first pull in the parking lot, r I pter l garden. When you first pull in, it is it's

an establishment. Is the back door for the gas station? Now that's terrible. But when we when we went, you know, turned in, I'm thinking that because there is an establishment in the front, like when you first get there, and you know, they had like a little sexy firerom ship outside a little and that is not where we went. So you know, I was a little disappointed there because, like I said, that was my

first time at mister b So I didn't know what to expect. But you know, I definitely I was like, oh ship, they got the little no little fire and ship outside, it's all sexy. I was like, yeah, that's not where we're going. And before I ever knew it, my response, I was like boom, so yeah, but you know, it was still it was cool. It just it wasn't what I expected for, you know, with teasy talk sweater party, like because usually that motherfucker

be packed to the seams and it was so hot in there. For the minimal bodies that we have, I still had, you know, a good time because, like I said, like the people that were in there, I knew them, But it was twenty five dollars to get in right now, these two they left, they went home. So I ended up, you know, kicking in with Casey and crew, and we ended up downtown at a Lord for Free and all of the people who had been out and

fucking uh mister Bees was in here. I'm like, shit, we could have just came here from Jump because because then the funniest part about it was we get there and we don't, you know, nobody's there yet, so we like the first people from mister Bees that got there. I think, man, Yeah, So Casey she said she wished she paid twenty five. Casey had paid in advance, so Casey had paid more. Yeah, So by the time we got to the door, we only paid twenty five.

But even for only twenty five, considering the fact that we left mister B's and went downtown to a Lore for Free and all of the same people was in fucking thellure Because at one point I turned around, I said, what the fuck teasy, lemme me here. That was Yeah, that was after part after That's what it was. Yeah, so the after party was basically the initial party. But so and all I keep thinking is damn man, that twenty five dollars could have got me an extra streme fried rice right now.

I did feel bad for those who paid the extra fifteen because when we walked to the door and Bro was like, just give me twenty five, and even then you can jailing to look in the space. He felt that was charging too much. He knew what was going on in there. He's like, he's like, just give me the five, you know. But it was fun to see my people stuff. Yeah, it was. I

won't I won't take that away. I just want to know who was sitting over there in the booth section buying a numerous amounts just about just to sit by themselves. And then it's funny because it's like they don't have like, you know, the traditional bottle girls like they have like the sparklers and ship they don't have those. They have handheld ledlights. I'm like, somebody, we've been caught on fire. So I feel like this this is like a

safer version. But make sure that a spark don't catch one of them lace fronts at the same time to save you money because all you got to do is buy a l Eds and you don't have to never buy no more sparklers. Nice little save on the overhead bottle Girls was cheeked up too. If you want some gravies and one is definitely one definitely came with birthday cakes. God yams, I will say that I order. I ordered chicken for mister

Be's. I got just some drummers. Yeah. I meant to ask you were you because the whole reason why we were ready to go, because you said you were hungry, So I didn't know if you wanted to just grab some chicken from the spot that you were accustomed to, or if you wanted to order the bar food because it did take you a while to even get your person thish drink. Yeah, but and that wasn't even because it took

them long. It didn't take them long to make it to them long to come and fucking take my y'all know how I feel about bartenders already if I don't know them personally, like shout out to Ash, shout out to Alan. You know all of them, like if I don't know the bartender, I really don't like going places because you know, you gotta fall get no service. But by the time, like the I went to the other end

of the bar and there was a light skin guy down there. I guess I really am the light skin whispering shit, because he kept tak him out Like he just walked up to you right away. Yeah, it was the red faded over to you. It was the red veil because he was actually he was making he was making somebody else's drink and he was like, you're good and I was like, I was like go ahead, and he was like, no, what you need and I told him. Then he finished

theirs and then he made my summer. I think maybe they just didn't think that anybody at that end was ordering, because most of them when we got there, were just standing there. Look at Boom. I'm cheeked up, you know exactly what we're all talking about was right there looking with us. The next was looking because they had to walk past bro several times where he was standing blonde and cheeked up. And y'all know, I love me some ass shut up Rabby, because if you would have been there where the was

you. I thought you was gonna be with pooing Bonders. I was surprised pool this was there. I saw him at the last one. You I didn't go to the last one because it fell on my birthday last year. We're speaking, We're going to a happy early birthday to Tom because his birthday is tomorrow. I'm going ahead then, you know, give my brother some love. But I literally just one of my slice. You've been breaking everybody else. I ain't gonna lie. That's all I want. I don't have

no time. I thought about it when I was at work, but I was like, I was just looking at the selection, all right. I was just and boots up. My mother buckers was bouncing. Yeah. Only I didn't have any time because my mama was gone all day long. It's only done and then I spent. I was telling Wine in the car. I was telling Wine in the car on the way here that I was trying to order fucking pizza for like forty minutes. That's why I was late,

Because I was trying to order pizza. I was gonna have it delivered to the house because being she really really wanted pizza, and with her appetite and stuff, when she wants something, that's what I get her because I know that she'll eat it gets better. That's when I'm gonna have my bowler party. So i gotta have beans at my bowling park. That's why I gotta have beans at my bowling party. Yeah. But no, she wanted pizza.

And the reason why I had to get it from a specific place because I didn't like door dash it. I had to get it from Dominoes because Dominoes got that garlic sauce. Oh yeah, that girls love that. Yeah, my girls are weird because now they want they gotta have chicken, and they gotta have cinnamon twists. But only because they like to dip their chicken in the frosting that comes from cinnamon twists. We're going to get any Dominoes.

It's something they came up with, the like icing plain cheet plain chicken wings in the in the ice. That is a requirement. Whenever the on the bone, it's on the bone plane. Yeah, it's something about the salty and the sweet, because I mean, that's why people like chicken and mouffles. How they with syrup and shit tomorrow used to put jelly on the chicken when we was kids. That sounds weird if he was in great, not just weird period because of the consistency. I just I can't like Jelly

and my chicken. But no, I was trying for forty minutes. I was trying for forty minutes to order this chicken from Domino's because they have a thing where if you pay with Vemo, you get thirty five percent off your order. Oh hell yeah, but my Venmo wasn't working. The reason my Venmo wasn't working was because I had my old business account, my hostally awkward business account connected to it. And remember that account is closed because I changed

up everything. So thick ass gravy. It's thick over here and I ain't even got my glasses. I'm loving it. Yeah, so yeah, So what happened was I ordered, I ordered something, and I paid with Vemo. But the first time they went through was because I signed up for Venmo in twenty twenty one and I haven't used it since. Said that little ten dollars that was in there that they give you for signing up, that's what was paid. It paid for it the first time, so the second time

I thought that it just deducted it from my card. I forgot that I've had that so long and that it was connected to my old business account, so I never swashed out my bank accounts. So they still paid it. But then they sent this email like, yeah, so we paid it, but when we submitted this to the bank, they said the account was closed.

So you know, you got to run us just ten dollars or you know, to unfreeze the account, which I mean, that's not a problem, but when I went to do it, I'm like, dude, there was no way to fucking add money to Vemo is stupid. I don't like Vemo. I just I don't like the way it fucking works. Like it's done. It's like, oh, well, you gotta have a Venmo debit card in order to add money to your Venmo balance, and you got it. It's just it's too many fucking stimulate stipulations and I don't like it.

Yeah, like, it's just it's done. So so I spent all of this time and I'm talking to customer service and even customer services like, oh, well, you know, it just paid the ten dollars out of the kind I'm like, no, that's not what I'm saying. Like one of the transactions year. I'm like, I made two separate ten dollars transactions. I only had ten dollars in my Venmo balance, so it is negative ten

dollars. I'm trying to figure out how to put this ten dollars in here some MyoD account or reactivate so that I can fucking you don't get my shit together, So so I do that, and long story short, they didn't fix it. So I had to go and then look for another fucking coupon. And the best coupon they had was for a carryout order like ten ninety nine or a large pizza with you know, I think up to like five topics or whatever. Dam signing the app, I think that's only two topings

though, I don't care about all. With jelly Bean, She'm on there, Banana pepper tuncer, jelly Bean is she's eating bacon again. I can claim her. So I'm kind of I'm kind of on. I'm kind of on the fence if I want her to get better, because since she been sick, she's been eating baking. She just, you know, what was going through a Muslim thing. It Now you brought this nigga. I don't know who that is. You didn't bring him. You see what I'm talking about. Okay, Yeah, it wasn't a mean thing at all. No,

that's me. Yeah, but no, I finally got it together, and that's why we are running. You know. Thirty minutes later on getting the potsogast, I couldn't leave my kids starving. See that I didn't know her. That comment, the way he wrote that comment is a prime example that commas and periods make a big difference. They do because you know, there is a way to eat you, just like there's a way to suck the red. He's like he's gonna eat her ass in the rig or what

he eats the red like dainty, very dainty. Like I don't. I'm just shoving meet my mouth. Don't get no fathers need it. I said what I said, I should meet me on mouth last night. Actually didn't. Oh, because when she gets drunks, she turns into a whore. And she was chasing Damon Lillard last night, and lord, what we're not gonna do? What we're not gonna do. That's the names on the spile. That's right, everybody has. Elioses said Damon Lily. That's all I

left for that. That's the inside joke. I don't need the actual answers. I'm just saying that was just the funniest thing in the world. Where she left for that. No, somebody who knowing the comments and y'all talking to get out of my business. No, I did not suck it last night. I was actually the most drunk that I've been in a very long time. Going back to why I asked the question, because I know you

were drunk. Look, I was fucking yes, I'll have And then I'm thinking, all right, I'm gonna go and the Lord and I'm gonna order some food to you know, kind of soak this shit up. Man. Trina had handed me the menu and she was like, no possa and no shrimp. While you there, I'm like, fucking seventy five percent of me my son ship. So yeah, I left. I didn't get anything. I was sad after that. You shoot funny though, when I read I was like, yeah, where are you going from? That's wild, that's

the world living in. You need to get some of this dark skinned rights. I can tell you see right cause she was like when they said no possible, I was out. I ain't want no damn chicken. Yeah, it just like I wasn't on that ESPN going crazy. What the hell is doing the bucks winning niggas getting fired? They found the game boy because they found it. That was funny. Case you said, we was on our

eyes because we care. We was out here with precious cargo and you take care of the package up case you got me fucking wrapping March madness and ship on the store. I was just going to bring it up, bring that up the sports bad like, because I see so many people like hitting, like doing parleys and ship. But I've noticed like one of the places I guess like no matter how much you win, like you can only withdraw one

hundred dollars a day. Mm hmm. I would be something. I'm like, their money in there so that you can be like, oh, I'm just going ahead and beck and ship cash me the fuck out. I got bills the path. Yes, we are very serious about it. If you come with us, you leave with us unless we know for a fact who you're leaving with. We like that with you two k like that. But how long y'all think before like this sports bending ship get a motherfucker smokes,

it's gonna happen. So for what reason, like just a nigga catch you outside, like you fucked up my party because you was get twenty points and you you came in at a whopping fifteen. Now why I'm not now now why I'm down fifteen g's because you couldn't score twenty points. You secretly know that every cartaon for Chinese food actually opens up to a plate. Yeah. Yeah, if you unfolded, they will open up. There's a lot of ship that we're using incorrectly, and we watched videos that correct it, and

we still do it the incorrect way. So what be the point? But there was money though I don't know I can see that, Like, I mean, I'm down fifteen g's, I never get twenty five. But that was basically the plot of Pope Fiction. Bruce Willis's character costs the motherfuckers all the money because he through the fighting shit. I never knew what the real plot of that goddamn movie like that. I thought you was been to bring up the movie where I think it was like with dog ran on the football

bill it popped. I was thinking of Blue Blue Chips when we found out that the other dude that played with Penny and Shack was shaving points in college and the coach found out at the end. It was pissed. You know. I never watched quit No, okay, he found out his players was rigging the game. I think you talking about with Damon Wayans and Ship He was like, ain't life a bit? And then he popped himself afterwards. Wasn't that Lawrence Taylor? What more? Were y'all talking about the Last Boy

Scout? I never finished. I never watched him movie. What you see? How did Paul person and when niggas wasn't even like we didn't know if niggas was Maybe that's what Paul Pierce got stabbed Cavin. Was that Lawrence Taylor on that part? Or was that just like a random black nigga? Because I believe it or not, l T is a random black guy. You have the typical old black nigga look Cadillac not like it was like life a

Bitch then Blues, motherfucking brains. Ship. It was raining. I used to watch the Ship out That movie, like I said, just came on. It was on when Wayne's was doing everything. They were doing action movies, comedies, dramas. Hey, because they lit Holly Berry the fuck up. They did her like fucking training day, she caught that Denzel action. Speaking of Denel, you know, I keep her getting that. I have to block Terry when we go live. You know what. I was actually

surprised Terry was not there last night. That is one person that I know when they when they asked people to get on the dance floor won't come. Oh no, man, Like I like, I'm talking to Terry every once in a while. You poor, so you know, I'm never gonna stop doing this as long as you have the phone. But like you say about I get it, I get it. I don't get it. Like you called one day and I was like, damn while this conversation. Then as we got into it, I was like, this is why we ain't talking

about this. This is a deep ass right. I don't know how speaking we said that already, Like there there's a clip of that out there, speaking of every want to get some water one the door it might be locked, you know, the don't matter. We will not speak about that speaking about although people in their head, I'm like, what's wrong? Would you niggas be weird bubbling? Yeah? Nea is this weird? Period? We just do a lot of weird ship like, right, and that triggered me.

I'll trigger yes, starburs is. I don't eat candy much, even as a kid. I've always been a chips girl. I wouldn't go out and buy a whole bunch of candy, but I will buy one hundred bags of chips. And I was just eating motherfuckers back to the back of mixing. But one of the few candies that I love and I will always eat starburs. I am going to check out in the store and I see fucking plant based Starbursts. When I say, I wanted to punch every employee in

the fucking face. I was so mad. I was so mad, Like how do you make that a plant based? I want to try it now, just because only plant based doar versud be in life? Are as edibles? Thank you? Right? What does that even mean? Plant based? How? Then I'm gonna tell you some ship. Now you see me in the middle of doing something like that angered me so bad, like and I mean like I got mad, Like I drove home with an attitude that how pissed off I got. You see, this is like Walgreens. This sounds

like they selling Walgreens. Like Walgreens sound like this. It was like, well, different variations of starbursts. When we walked into Walgreens. Oh yeah, Walgreens pissed off one last night and let him take twenty dollars off his car. I'm mad. It was actually I'm like fout houts. Yeah, plant based gummies? How do you make that? That pissed me off? So I'm I'm mad. And you know what's crazy about it though? It

is because it's like it's a plant based gummies. But then they come into three five Yeah, like that's what's on the package, but it's not the right print. Not yet Wisconsin, wherever, quit bullshitting and legalize it. I don't understand why they're dragging their feet on this ship. Everybody else around us got illegal because they're trying to work. Okay, So here's the background stuff. That's a fortunate I'm in that, the low arena of that.

It's because they're trying to make sure that when people get out that they got the right stipulations and stuff involved. That way, then they can kind of like try to expunge and all that kind of stuff like that. So that's so you're trying to say, because there's like selling weed if they make it legal. They like the word you go because related that makes sense. Worry about that after you make it legal. Death what I mess mixed nuts? You said, yes, I said, mixed nuts sound like an orgy.

It does. Actually come on down to the death fresh show. Mixed nut party, don't mix part mix nuts and berries. We're not doing that. Twenty twenty five Juices and berry party. Don't sponsible jus party. Look, I say it's crazy. You say it's crazy until it actually happens and you walk up in here and be like goddamn And speaking of lacibius vibes, say, I'm gonna pass on the mixed nut party. That's that's ill as a mixed nut party does sound wild, nasty work. That just sounds like it's

nothing but whites, Mexicans and some as a party for showing. If y'all know some Samoans, please hook me up. Not being a slut for the Samoans, no, because I bet they dictates like pineapple. That's that island dick Hawaii water drink. Hey, I'm trying to go. No, I'm sorry, y'all, I'm so so sorry. But speaking of the city is vibe, I want y'all to know that I have a lot of items that are coming soon. I have a lot of dulin gerie that is coming in.

I will also be selling Playing B pills so you can get your Plan B pills delivered if you need them. I know some of y'all y'all painting the walls and ship so I'll be having a Playing B pills that are available for pick up and delivery as well. Way these niggas ask sell them in the twelve pack. Hey, whatever you need, but twice as nice as coming back, so you will, so twice as nice will be returned.

Hopefully my shipment should be in at the end of the week. But I also have a new toy debut on I will be posting the video on the CBS Vibes Facebook page, Twitter page. Just go follow all OF's vibe social media. Do I have vegan toys? You know what? That is a

great question. All of my toys are vegan, no meat. No. I really, I was sitting and thinking about, like you bound record, Broke Dope, her bro Broke Broke Tonight, bu Secure game Ball after Janni said franchise rebound record, y'all, really the piss this man off, he breaking every fucking record every day. Man, what you're gonna do? You can stop it. You can stop a nigga seven feet who can get from the opposite and three point line to the basket with only two dribbles, erasing

the bucks histories like that. Slowly but surely you can go the length of the courting like less than three drugs, that fucking insane, and then dunk on you. And then he is the nicest guy. Oh my god, oh my god. They love Milwaukee in the Bronx. And then you get on the court and do all this vicious ship because it's like you the fucking

of mind. Fucker's bad. I love because not only is you know, he just he just seemed like got like a real just you know, genuine just spirit, like he just has a common speare Like when you look at him, I didn't know you shoul supposed to dunk the audio, Yeah spoon like we didn't got more spoon, No, but I have to get him, go get it now. But that it did not cause for all of that it did, nigga, this ship is good, but this is my

first time of eating it there. But I thought the way you did that yeah, I thought he knocked your food on the floor, So that's what I thought. I'm just I'm so sad, I know, and I gotta work. You know. When I got up to go get the water, I was like in that movie, because when I get up, I'm walking out, he said back to them playing beef. That was not dramatic. That was so called for it. I could have went longer, but your free Terry gotta go, my friend, because she's specifically talking to you.

So no, Terry, I did not. I should have known. I look good. I look good as a motherfucker right now, so I probably should have got ma. That's a for shure right now. You know you don't. You don't look like a hobo. I was actually took here. That's that's my brother. You're honest. I'm talking to that my mind. She was saying, I don't look like That's why I was confused at first. For sure, for sure, just a little bit. You know.

No, I am going to have tone post the video of one of my newest arrivals that'll be coming in this week, along with like I said, twice as nice, it is restocking if you are not familiar with twice as nice. Okay, I debut no, but a lot of people like when I first debuted twice as nice like, they were very very hooked on the rolls. No, Terry, you cannot ask me anything. Go away.

They were hooked on the rolls. And the reason why I love the twice as nice as because you still get the suction of the rolls, but it also has a very very very fast flicking tongue on the opposite end. That's why it's called twice as nice. You know, you got two ends, you know, depending on your mood if you won't suction or if you won't look him. But it's just I love the design of it because it's a

lot easier. It's more sleek than the road. You know, the road the roses, but it's it's more boky, you know what I mean with this is a lot easier to hold it and position it, you know, really get your ship off. So goy, how can a person with hemorrhoids do and thank you for all the birthday wishes comments you left us? Is it really hemorrhoids or do you just have like, ain't no prolapse where it's

not really hemorrhid Because hemorrhoids are on the outer. But if you have a thing where it's like maybe if we're sitting on the toilet too long, or you know, you push you rt something like and you got like that little bu bubble that come out, you just kind of pop it back in. That's just a little antal prolapse. You find. Oh, Macha said the same thing. Why did you even she asked a question. That question did not need to answer publicly. People can see it regardless they in the comments.

Your audio listeners did not need to know that that. Oh what the man little pinky hanging out this little pinky saying okay, so those are like just stationary. Just yeah, that's terrible. So you just got a bunch of grapes on your asshole. Yeah, so you asked me what's wrong with me? And up the Wow, why are you deflecting? Wire? You deflecting? I'm not you are She was talking to you that had nothing to do with me. I'm talking to her. What happened your friends? That

not just happened? It's not not but just went down there she was talking to you, just said it's not me, it's a friend. And it's like, oh, it's a bus and then just pushed me under it like I'm just it's a county. Hold on the county. I'm not. That's a lot of Terry. You have told us several times that you have like a booty bouquet, so I already know it's you. Mhm. Why did everything just somebody says something, Oh see because you read the county it went

left. She's and his friend said when he has too many boo boos, they getting flamed. Oh this is what you really want on screen? Now, Yes, that is that is the newer toy. That's you said. I forgot about that. Yeah, me and me don't forget. Forget. Yeah, you know, you can't spend too much time on the commode. Man, you be on there scrolling ship your whole lower body build because you know when you're sitting down and you just you got all of that pressure pushing.

Even when it feels like you're not pushing, it's still gravity pulling your asshole inside out like a T shirt. Yeah, Floors one, you please do final destination Dog in a pool so you know Terry's booty bubbles aside. We want to go ahead and put up the newest addition to lascivious vibes. This will be available at the end of the week, so it is a three and one deal though. Okay, so the deal though vibrates. Then you also have your section for the click area. But this is gonna tick

your fancy from the inside. Oh my, that's really now, you know, that's some ship for your ass. And look and you just plug that crazy? Did you use it on charge? I wouldn't suggest it because squirting me while if anybody ever heard my story or saw my comic, that is exactly what happened to me the very first time that I did it, I squirt in electrical so almost my house. Now your no vote squirting. I'm a I'm a block terry from the comments like we've been doing them. Racist

people that pop up like nigger. We just be minding our business and motherfucker from YouTube just be like niggers. This is why your shows me three hours long. We do not want to talk about what's going on on your back for Yeah, but that will be available at the end of the week and for the low low price of forty dollars dollars. It's an intro price. Everybody's socking that that is going to be an intro price. Let me get up yeap, So that is going to be, uh, the intro price.

So what what I'm what I'm gonna start doing when I debut, When I debut new things, I'm going to have like an introductory part, you know, to letting people you know, and then after that, you know, it'll go back to it like it's actual regular selling price. But by then, you know, I feel like a couple of people being invoughted and able to leave their reviews and stuff for other people to be able to say,

oh damn, okay, yeah I want this. But when it's something new and people aren't, you know, really sure how it works, and like the reviews aren't there, I think sometimes it kind of a lot of people are kind of hesitant to be the first person to buy it. So yeah, but that'll that will be the intro price. And when it arrives like if you don't look at me like I'm mad to boody hole looks like the back of a nigga neck when catching racers. Mm hmmm, So we

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talk about the struggles. And took me to get a haircut. Yeah, so with my hair being that long, like so now I don't even have any hair to kind of help, you know, grip it. So it's but this motherfucker like it's and it's not glue. This is a glueless and it fits like motherfucker's just I love it. It's it's nice. But yeah, so shout out to her. Uh, if you are looking for wigs, uh, mo, Jackson's definitely you know someone that you can check out.

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off my head. It's it's a band back here, but a little band. Other than that, it's like it's still not sliding even on completely bald. So I'm not like, you know, bald skin ball, but more like you know, pussy stubble after three days ball. That's that's kind of where I'm at. Why are you in the comments? You irritate you child? Just as that's right now, I'll go I'll go back, and I remember on episode you told me ago that episode will be three hours long because

I'll be cutting into your story with my jokes. So I didn't cut into your story. I just put to jokes and comments like a lick cat. That sounds great, that's a lot. Lick cat sounds amazing. Right now this is the ball headed me talking about her Broyd. That's a great you know. No, I'm not actually picked up going this by coming a time and a half because my birthday. See I told you that someone that plays

like they'll actually like they'll treat your birthday like a pay holiday. And you know what's got to work for like four five hours, absolutely the whole eight hours. I want you to know this job is not hard. That's why I'm not going now. I want you all to know how dehydrated I am because purified water. Yeah, so you know how much I hate this ship. But I was thirsty, thirsty, Like I told you, I drunk so much. But answerry question. They may stop if you actually give her

a legitimate answer. But while we are on the topic of water, how about we played that first video My nigga hates Terry? Is me so fixed? That's funny? So jesus watching no. So the first time I watched it, it went so quick that I didn't notice that the bartender was polishing the nail in the hammer. I just heard dudes say nailed it, and that's where I thought it was. But when I went back and watched it a second time, I'm like, bro, where are y'all like this?

Terry? Why don't you just get one of them? Fucking like some thread like timing. From the point of the bartender, I can understand his frustration because here I am probably getting paid next to nothing, dealing with angry drunks trying to make these drink give me your hand to sea on the rocks or

whatever the they were drinking back then. That was horrible. For them, and then your long hair of white ass in the middle of the hot fucking desert, like hey, drinks on me and turns everybody water that they probably need because they're in the middle of the fucking desert into some goddamn grape wine. Whooper's ass, white ass, because only white Jesus does that. Black Jesus actually gives you the water because he knows you fucking need it. Black

Jesus teaches you how to fish. Thousands dog wanted to Jesus over tips his wild don't belong here to beginning with. We can tell it's my livelihood. You fucking mind like I'm barred to them. Bro, did this smile. I'm counting on this smile. It's about he's a pack house rent. Do soon. I know I'm gonna make a Jezebel just left me. You just walk in there, and you just walk in and just throwing my whole fucking nice by giving everybody free drinks. My nigga, you're not even compensating me.

He said it was free. He just said he turned water into wine. He could have charged a fight out as a glass like even worse because now you take it, you're taking my money, magic tricks. Okay, but it is. Can you really be mad? Yes at the man for collecting one hundred percent profit? Yes, he don't have to buy the wine to sell it. Yes, because remember I'm a bartender. I'm not the bar owner. I'm not so either give you money, don't get don't don't

step up my toes to get it. But he's a one trick pony. He can't fucking turn into a lemon drop. All he got that is wine. You got everything else in your bag. But if the wine is free, whe right women drunk man, That's all I'm saying. Who said the wine was free? How many women go home and crack open a bottle of wine? They ain't cracking no for tito, so they drinking it in the bar too. Ten dollars long dollar free wine. This wine probably no more

than five bucks a blot. You'll get a whole bottle of But a lot of people don't drink wine. A lot of people say wine give them headaches. Oh wait, Jesus can touch you that all right? Damn? So now he can charge you for the healing factors, right, so the boom, there you go. The wine is free, but I charge you for the medical I charge you to get rid of your headache. But the wine is free, you fucking batman. What was a five dollar glass of wine

was not free? This is twenty dollars to twenty five dollars. It's definitely forty. That's that's the origination of the forty that you couldn't get. Let this bartender be the one who selles one, because you don't want this bartender cutting into your profits. If you got to spend ten dollars on a long island, they only got thirty dollars left. They can't pay you for you

just trying to buy some new sandals cheap. You got a whole you walk he walk in here and giving niggas the backhand because he's still on my prophet and my customers burn them. You can't get Look, you can't get mad. You can't. It's a business opportunity to say, hey, I don't have Look this is what I used to do with entrepreneurship. This is what I used to do in school. I used to get chips free because my one and only two stepdad he worked for freedo Let, So we used to

have a house full of chips that were free. And you know what I did, one hundred profit. I went to school and I sold this ship. So you Jesus out here fucking ship up and other people were selling it at school. But guess what they had overhead? I didn't who fucking fuck was that they? Mama should have been giving pussy to a nigga that worked at freedom like like mine was. See, you had to marry Magdalen in

your corner, fucking your mama, okay, just like Jesus did. So he ain't got no fucking reason to be out here taking money from Get mad at me and my hustle because my mama was her second. It's not even small dollar bags, man, you are breaking out the full dollar and cent bags. And then they're not even like high end. They like fancy ass chips. Man, I got the lunch. Can you please get out out the fear? Thank you because it was a huge look out of all the

things did for this town. He opted to keep the party going by giving our free wine when there's clearly a mobile bartender. Apparently there already that bartender has the right to say fuck you and your religion. I told you he got everything else, bro, you got you got lemon drops in Moscow. You can make a whole bunch of shit. All he got his wind let bro had the wine. We are talking about a bunch of bro We don't even know if Broke got more than one flavor. We see this nigga that

having sucking red wine. Maybe she won't moscatto. You don't know that nigga got moscatto. We know he got mascotto. Okay, I've never seen any wine other than red wine. It's probably the least expensive to make in his bag of tricks. But bitches love moscatto. That's why he makes he don't so let me know. Jesus really a freak because he chooses wine out of

all things to make a I can't lie. No. If I was back then, he probably could have got your draws, just because it's like you said, the well, I don't know about being in the barn and ship, but you know, outside of that, you justus Jesus was a car wine. It's like damn and he was a car. But take your consideration. You got this new empty college that was just gifted to you. You

ain't got enough furniture. You fuck with this swimsuit model lass dude, who walks around and just builds furniture all day, and then after he doesn't furnish your whole house for free, he gives you some wine from the whale water that you just got. Why are you getting your dick sucked in the barn head in the middle of the barn. That's wild? Because how can you maintain an erection? I know that Rafine definitely one of those scraws scratching my

eyes straw rough. Yes, actually he said did you I lived in? And why were you living in? Every nigga I know, but I can't even drive past the like with the windows up, and you know that she still come through the vent. I get mad. Then, So for you to actually sit there and get your telewackers slaved on in the middle of a barn, you smell the horseship changes your life. So you was out there, I'm so disappointed in you, bro. Thank you? You know what? You had a pet cow? Why was you? Know? What a

wild day? We are actually we are. We are doing story time where niggas will sit in a chair with a camera pointed act there and you would tell a story, just share a story, because I need to know why, brother, I want to know why Bro was living what a cow. I wonder if that's why when he never mind? You know, wasn't that Thank you for saying that, because I actually, yeah, it was from that one movie. There's a video. I gotta see you another video.

Sorry, it's a real and the reason is because I saved it over a week ago. I was gonna I was gonna post it, but I wanted to play it on the pod specifically because I needed to see one's reaction. It's one of those videos you're saying, because I'm out of here in two minutes. I gotta go be a dad. It's been the last two hours or forty four with my kids. No, no, you know, I love hanging out with my baby. Breathe question. Do men hold their Why

are you entertaining here? Men hold their nuts when they're on the toilet. I think some need to Terry really just be sitting by herself in the best in the meantime. In the meantime, I really need to talk about like this Will Smith's ex bestie or whatever, like this nigga when again talking about like oh, you know, if if you don't sue me in the next two weeks, then I'm gonna I'm gonna tell him about all the sex parties

and you know, and and you and you strapping niggas and ship. But it's crazy because it's like he really I believe that there were sex parties. I believe that he was in attendance. But he's also giving me that energy like he was the nigga that you know how I told y'all that that one nigga always be at the parties that we have and he never get none. I feel like he's that nigga. He was standing in line waiting for Jada and she said, nah a lot like you can't. You can't convince the

other guys. You just can't. I'm sorry to hear that, my chosen ass, you are so easily distracticed. Asked, that's a no. I really haven't seen many other ceiling challenges that I was really like interested in on the Big Booty Run lately. Bro, you're good, like you've really been on, like you even shot shot one, like you've really been broad daylight. Here we go, Okay, her lower half is elait lower half mm hmm. So there was a while we're talking about video, and I already

know why. While we're talking. While we were talking about Jada Ben and you know niggas over strapping them at these sex parties. The comedian Sam Jay she was talking about how yeah, she was talking about how her girl went and got a BBL so her strap wasn't long enough no more after she got this new big ass, and she was like, now understand how like dudes

be feeling this shit? She was like, because like I you know, I give them what they want like size wise, you know, but that size, I guess was no longer working after she went and got this new big ass. So what happened was it kept like slipping out and the chickens get like keep it in, and she was like, but I'm trying, Like she was just so distraught in the way she said, like her feelings was, I'm like, that is crazy, like your girl getting BBS and

now your strap don't work no more. But I mean and it's fine cautionary tale. You can just yeah, you can upgrade a little bit. Yeah she can. But she was like she was like really working and just like should we play this video please so I can go now? Yes? So hecs like, what the fuck? I just wanted to so this video. I know it seems random, but if you have been a listener of the show, you know that any video like this when it's dealing with wine is

kind of fucked up because his reaction is is typically terrible. So we go go ahead and play this video real quick. I saved this video. I thought, you don't really took up on this cham That is a badger. You know, honey, badgers are super aggressive. I told y'all, he is terrible. Listen to the sound when he hit when he hit him though, that's a and the crazy party is doing well that but it don't it don't seem like you swapped down that hard like you know, horse is powerful,

but it looks like like we sweat a baby hand or something. But that mother said, but he thought she was sweet. He like he nipped had his fucking leg, you said, But it was the way he like he slumped for I said, Oh, wan is gonna have a You was the first person I thought, because you were terrible always, not just the

video when I when you told the story, you're on the fire. I've been needing that video because I needed it for like the entity, like the recap, because you're supposed to be doing like some of the best moments. But that ship is Yeah, that fucking badger, that's exactly what it is, straight dead like like you can't tell me that motherfucker whole fucking skull aink just cave dead. Probably the mouth. He probably got a good twitch and

they just kept great. Stop. He just stopped his brain that that badger did not move in I'm highly upset that there's somebody that was recording this. He zoomed in on it right. That was the crazy part, like because he knew that shit was gonna go south, because like Chris right, honey batters don't give a fuck. That's why I told you. There was a series on TikTok where somebody made where just a honey badger running around fucking shit

up with voiceovers. So you know when they add the voiceovers and they make it worse. So this honey badger was out in the middle of the fucking wild, kicking animals out their homes. Black Air Force me Black Jumberland boot mo fucker stumped him right out. That ship was fucking insane because he said that battery is still laying. He probably it ain't. Nothing came and picked

it up. Ain't nobody going over there by them horses, But he really thought that it was fucking sweet, Like Nikka, you are sixteen times I'm gonna bite your motherfucking anchor gonna come out there. Yeah, no, nobody, I hate you so much. They really just grazed and still like a man. They swatten fly the swap christ in my taking. Sam J tips about that, uh the deal on the b BL and said it should have spread those cheeks and tip hit it from the side. Oh but yeah,

I will I will not lie. I watched that that Honey Badger video in unhealthy amount of times because like the sound that it makes when it tapped his motherfucker skull in. I'm like, bro, it picked up the sound from all the way. Mm hmmm. Dude said that that horse was ono Kirk Franklins ship. Were you in stomped on my bad? Just say r I p to the honey Badger. But we have to get into this Cardi situation.

Okay, most people on social media know that you know, it's come out that Cardian offset have been on the elks, and she took to social media to event her frustrations. Go ahead and push that button while you already

over there. Yeah, so this is Cardi because of your bitch ass album and ship, and you've really been fucking doing me dirty after so many years that I'm not fucking off your ass, not even gonna fuck it dead that I got for your best eyes and its south Frank, I gotta go to the fucking internet because whenever I fuck, I tell you something, you don't

take seriously. I'm my most bottom. You really don't. So that wasn't the foot one that I saw, but yeah, yeah so what so essentially, you know, Party was betting her frustrations because she feels that offset been playing in her face. He has been see I could have sweared, but the mouse she can't step on like the honey into the studio. My bad job mute, and two we another Yes I told you No, I'm dehydrated because I'm drinking as nancy as water. Yeah that's all about mm hmm okay

Una said hey on some real ship. Until she went on her rant. I didn't even know he had an album. I didn't either. No, I didn't either, though I didn't either. I you just had a single. I don't know he had a whole album. Yeah, so I didn't either. Chris says she knew that. Uh. Pobly said he is with the same model that was down talking and played on her name he has she knew. I knew what though he said move like a husband every single So let me see, Wait what question I didn't see? No, I didn't.

I just got the uh the laptop, so I gotta scroll up to see a question. A right, but yeah, right, see, nobody know. Sean said, I've said I got a solo album coming out. That's what I said. I didn't know anything about it. Even if I don't listen to it, I still be knowing people should have people have shit coming out, like because people talk about it. I haven't seen anybody say shit about it, said, uh, he was with the same model that

was doing the most like straight coming for carting. Okay, yeah, So my my thing is a lot of people are you know, a lot of people need to humble themselves. And when I say that, I mean because it's like you have women who have gone through or are still going through the same shit. And I know that I have fucking been there. Okay, I've had a nick rip my shit out, fucking bite it and just kick that shit across the street. I know what it feels like to have a

nigga playing in your face. I guess my thing is like, did people forget about this whole thing? Back? Kardi? You know what I'm saying. We're going through a lot of things right now, a lot of things on the media. I want to apologize to your Carate. You know I embarrass you. How makes you look crazy doing things I ain't had no business, house partaking of activity that I shouldn't have been taking in. And I apologize. You know what I'm saying, breaking your heart, breaking out promise,

breaking God's promise, and being a selfish, messed up husband. You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to I'm trying to be a better person. I want to get this off my shoulders. I want to get this on my back. I apologize to you, Charate. I love you and culture I wanted to spend Christmas with you. I want to be able to spend the resk life, my life with you. I apologize. I'm sorry

for what we got. Okay, so now that's not I knew that's from you know when I went through the ship the first time, you know where this nigga love bomber and fucking public on stage and ship during her fucking performance. Now, the part that kills me is you have a woman who is married and she finally has, you know, kids with her husband. But now if she decides, hey, this nigga been cheating, I don't want to deal with this shit no more. I want to leave. I want

a fucking divorce. I guarant fucking t you there are going to be so many comments about her being a single mom and dating even though she was married and was trying to make her fucking married. I mean, you can't. You can't make a nigga like you. You can't make a nigga act right.

So you know, it's like damned if you do, damned if you don't in a certain situation as a woman being married, because it's like when you were trying to make your marriage work, It's like you're either dummy for fucking staying at shit, I'm this nigga cheating and doing this and this and this. You got all this shit to say about her staying. But then if she decided to leave, now you go act like she's the fucking she's damaged goods because now she's a single mom and she done got divorced, let

me see. But then also too, it depends on how he's gonna swing it, too, because there can be situations where the man will swing it on you and be like, well, imbody gonna want you? No way, mm's will stay here doing all that kind of stuff and like, nobody gonna want you with all these kids. You know you you're already hear you might as well go ahead and just like let's see how we can figure this out. It's like, no, right, I'm just saying no. I

beck in the day. Hey, my dad told my mom that nobody was gonna want her because her coochie was too well and men don't like that. Because my mom was my dad was all she knew, so she didn't know better. But he told her she was dumb enough to He was like, he told you, was like, I mean, I put up with it because I love you, but men don't like that. So she made her think niggas like wick cook and nobody was water Like I got a headed the

bro for the creative, see what I could do with this one. He was like like, you know, I deal because I love you, but that's you know men, men don't like that, like and like, he really made her feel like someone's wrong with I was born in eighty four. This was the way no coffee maker, shiit Sean. That's actually what normally does for a lot of people. Bro. When I tell you, like, I feel like I have a still trap for a stomach because the ship

that makes people ship does not make me go. Hm, it does not make me go. But no, I am not accepting stepdad applications because at this point, like my mom lives with me. She's been living with me for the last six seven years, So if you're dating her, I have to deal with you. And if you are not bringing value a ka getting her the fuck out of my house and taking care of her so I don't have to no none, not a teacher. Take her with you. That's what you want to do, Go ahead and take her. Yeah, and

I want that ship on a written contract, notarized, no backsies. The locks has changed and I'm out. But yeah, it's just it's crazy to me to see like so many people dad. Yeah, and it's like nobody asks you you're not married? Are you giving our marriage? Like that be killing me? You ain't had a boyfriend in six years. You've been out here, be single by choice for a decade, out here thugging, beating on me. Now you out here given out marriage advice. Shout the fuck

up. It's the women who haven't found a guy to marry them yet that are always telling other women how they need to behave as wives and niggas who still ain't put a ring on their own woman finger. I'm trying to tell somebody else or fucked up with the one who they should have put a ring on their finger. Always telling other women how they can become wives. How the fuck would you know you didn't marry the one you should have? Mm hmm, I'm gonna yeah, go viral making some money and why are you

no? But you gotta make it funnier. So so back in the day, because men were terrifying and as a feeling like I didn't have the luxury of being able to carry a gun on me to shoot niggas that you know, try to get reckless of gas stations. So what I always did, I had a collection of fake engagement rings, like from the beauty spot store, Like I go, I get like a ten ninety nine ring, like

a little gold ring, like you can't really tell from a distance. And I would always whenever I went out, I would always put this ring on my wedding finger and I would always like people try to yeah, yeah, definitely, but no, but like back then, and it's like when they would like keep, you know, trying to show, I'm like, no, you know, and then after you know, fucking harassing me until I fucking get twenty five on pump five and it's like, you know, they

never I think they know, like all that bitch that pump dne we know that bitch pump slow. Let's go holler at her, like they don't never catch you on the times when like the pump is actually working right, you know it, get your shit right in there, it's that motherfucker that be going like he's like, I've been staying here for thirty seconds. You didn't

only put fucking fifteen cents and it's goddamn tank. And then it's like, you know, like you squeeze in the nos she the motherfucker still ain't pumping no faster. But yeah, I would have to basically try to just tell motherfuckers like I was married and I was nowhere fucking close to it, but that was kind of like my out of not dealing with it. So I think you should be funny, you should put a winding band on. And then when they actually like, oh, well, how long are you married?

Oh I'm not. I just found this on TMO, like I got off wish m hm m hmm. But Nicki minaj fast are fucking bananas and what are the barbs? I really wish a lot of them would take the barbed wire and wrap it around their neck and jump this ship af fake. Nobody can funk about offside. That's what they're saying. Now, what they're saying is because Nicki posted a picture of Michael Jackson on Twitter, Carty said go take your man to the park and leave me the fuck alone. Mm

hmm. People were in the comments of this post like telling Carti like, she still got her men, and you don't like Nikki, he is a sex offic That is not a flex like that, that is not a flex at all, Like for you to be like, hey, being married to a sex offender is Wow, it's better than losing your cheating husband. What

planet is that logical? So I tell him, like, I feel like at this point, crack is just being given away, because there's no fucking way in hell that y'all thought that that was a logical argument to defend Nikki. Common sense just not so common. It's not like shann say, Nikki fans are some of the worst. They are because the logic is the saying, and they will lie right in your fucking face. So I saw a

post and it was saying, excuse me. It was saying how Nicki had made a post on Twitter, and it was and hey, if you showed me, you know that you bought you know these four uh vinyls or four downloads or whatever, you can win a chance to, you know, help me pick my next single. Something like that, like the little contest that she was doing. So Billboard as a response was like they were going to take away from some of her sales because she was basically using that as a

way to get people to buy or ship. So and I'm not saying that that's right, but it was. She was like, oh, but people can you know, do giveaways on cash, ap and stuff and that's okay. So I already know that that was a shot at Cardi and med So in the comments, people are like, well, when Carti was doing you know whatever, and they did that on cash Up, this, that, and the other, and it's like, well, that's the difference, Like

they didn't make you purchase anything. You didn't have to show them proof that you purchased anything. That was just the contest that they did and what had already been number one for however long, that was just a contest they did to celebrate it, and you didn't have to buy anything. They're in the comments arguing now, first of all, y'all are not even Cardi fans, So I know that you didn't even know how this contest worked, because I

highly doubt that you entered it because y'all are not Cardi fans. You can't be because of how you are under this post about Nicki. I know for a fact that you didn't have to buy anything, because I don't know if y'all remember I was one of the winners. I won five hundred dollars. So this was the wat party contest on Twitter. Had to use the white Party hashtag and enter your cash app cash tag and basically tell them, you know, it was a woman's empowerment kind of thing, so you had to

say why you or another woman like that? You nominated for it. Why they could use you know, the money. So my response was I told them that, you know, I've been having my pie hocially awkward. At the time, it was three years. I've been having my pie hotually awkward, you know for the last three years. That's designed for women to be able to beat themselves, express themselves, embrace their sexuality, and not have

to worry about, you know, society's views on them. But I would use that money to go towards opening my lingerie and adult toy store, like I want something that is able to excuse me, you know, empower us sexually and otherwise. They was fucking with that. And guess what, I got a cash app of five hundred dollars from the cardian med like the party time. M h, what the fuck did you just chucked? Right? I never got my candy either, motherfucker. I asked for a red one

probably offered it to say. I thought he probably ate it already cherry bros. Not plant based. Yeah, but it and it was It was dope because I wasn't expecting to win. You gotta look at you know, how many people were entering that fucking contest during the time. So for me to actually be one of the recipients like that was dope alone. So you really liking you with her, You're gonna hide her purchase because you bought me out or you bought whatever it was, and she asked you did you buy it?

So I really don't what the problem is you're gonna if you did. So I think it's because from my my standpoint, this motherfucker your mouth juicy? How could hello? I guess it's how my mama couchie was when my dad told her no. But how I'm thinking it's probably because of the wording. M you didn't say, okay, show me y'all, you know,

four vinyl albums or four downloads or whatever before this date. The way it was worded kind of sound like, okay, well if I go out and I you know, if I hurry up and download these four, if I hurry up and bodies for a shower, then I can potentially win. So based off of how it was worded, it didn't sound like something that was only for people who had purchased it prior to that date. So that's like me, I don't have any fucking Nikki downloads or anything, you know,

I fucking stream everything. But if I were to go and be like, oh shit, I can get a chance to do whatever. Let me go, you know, get these four downloads and shit at the same time. If that's your logic, then you're not an You're only doing it strictly so you can be in the contest so you can win something like if Lil Wayne was like, for all those who may have purchased the Carter six, I got this for y'all, y'all can entern for somebody like me who's like,

I'm a Wayne fan. I'm looking forward to this album, so I'm going to go and buy the Carter six regardless of anything that he may say, because this is what I want to do. When he announced that, I can show my proof of purchase because I was already fucking with it. If you were already fucking with whatever. Nikka was selling fans and shitting I buy

nothing, stream everything but what I'm saying. But there are some people who even though like I pay for Apple Music, but there are some people who still go to the Apple Store and will spend the nine ninety nine on the music. I'll pay for the stream That's how I'm getting But there are some people that are still buy music, right, But what I'm saying is you can't base me being a fan of somebody just off of me not purchasing the

album when I'm streaming, is what I'm saying. But there are some people that still buy music some Okay, So I'm not talking to you niggas who's streaming music. I'm talking to you niggas who's buying my music. You niggas who's streaming, need them mind your business. Your nose is somewhere it doesn't belong because I'm only talking to niggas who fucking with the with the buying people might they're like credit for ship and they like to just be able to post

on social media a I was able to do this. They'll be caring about a lot of shit. They just want to be involved. How many times do we see a motherfucker that somebody can die right fucking now if they don't have to know, they don't know that motherfucker from a candapaign, And what are they gonna do. They're going to make it seem like they were close with this individual. Y were Internet cloud. That's what people do. And if you a nigga who just doing some shit. To be doing it,

you're nasty. Every wasn't talking. That's why you're telling people. Oh, you know, y'all listen to the pile. I got something spuzzling for all my listeners. And then when niggas wind out what you have special, they just want to get down because they want a sex story or whatever. Niggas ain't never listened to the pole. I'm not talking to you. I'm only here for my day woes. You can introduce it if you want to spend on fucking money, but I'm only talking to the niggas who are loyal to

this fan base. Right. But what I'm saying is had she said, like just say because I think she posted it maybe like December thirteenth or something, and she was like, okay, show me. You know your purchases up until December twelfth, a minute before that, like having a cutoff. Then they probably wouldn't have been feeling like if I gotta do something before an be af. Yeah, I see both sides, but I'm I'm a streamer too, so that's my thing, so I have Yah. I'm not talking

to you, right, didn't purchase them music in the first place. If you want to go out and spend thirty. It don't matter who you were talking to. It depends on how you worded it, does it. My point is this bill Board felt differently because bill Board is a bunch of white motherfuckers who don't know hip hop. You really need to be money your fucking business. That's what's wrong with hip hop. Now. We got a bunch

of white motherfuckers who don't understand ship. We get in the studio and rap about but these are people we gotta cater to because we want the accolades, we want Grammys, we want nominations, we want all that shit. They don't get a fuck about us. But because we want the adulation that come with being a rapper, we gotta carr these goofy ass white people. So I have hostally awkward every Sunday when life permits. We also know that I

have replays on Mondays and then the stream drops on Tuesdays. We know that there are certain people who are in these comments every fucking week. But then I also know that there are people that listen that they don't comment on the live like they listen when the episode streams on a Tuesday. But the dates of my pod are well known. So even if you don't listen to the pod, you know when the fucking pod drops because I advertise it. So

even if you don't listen to it, you see it. Now. If I just so happen to advertise something for a fucking freeman, say all right, tell me what you know it was? How V one hundred and shit, they'd be like, all right, you know, tell us what the little cold word was, you know during this little hour and shit. I hardly listen to the fucking radio. But guess what happens if I hear them like, hey, you can win tickets to go see WWE. I know

that you go drop this shit on an hour? I might just too in in order to be like one hundred point seven people, you know, when I call it and she's like, you know whatever loop keyword or whatever, like I don't know. I just feel like her wording, her wording is

what did it. Had she actually put into the tweet itself to say, hey, if you purchased the four whatever gotta gotta gotta before this date, this is what I'm doing for y'all, it wouldn't have made it seem like anybody even after this tweet can go bodies four and then show it to me, because then it sounds like I'm soliciting sales with this context. But anybody can anybody can win. Again, if you are not a fan and just want to win something, you gonna spend your money on some shit. I'm

not contesting the fact that people actually spent their money on it. Billboard felt. Billboard felt like her announcing her announcing this contest was soliciting future sales to boost the numbers. So their fixing about no, not two years weeks from now, I'm to make some money here. Let me listen. I mean, look, I have very unconventional marketing methods, so I'm not mad at it. But what I'm saying is from their position, I understand why they

feel like that tweet was soliciting sales. Your standpoint is we know that people bussed up because they fans. I'm not saying that they're not. What I'm saying is it was the wording of that tweet where I can understand how Billboard felt that that tweet was soliciting sales because each person had to have four units. So I understood why they felt that was I don't understand why they're taking those measures to be like, all right, but I'm docking your pay.

I don't get that. But but niggas do all types of albums. Do you know that in the world you can buy a T shirt and that can equate to a fucking ALBUMSF and you niggas don't even listen to Travis Scott, but the mercer leuk hot, So let me get a Travis Scott T shirt. Mess these stupid ass shoes out. But but now because you don't boy Cactus Jack shirt that equates to an album said, you don't even listen to this nigga, so why are they tripping about? They give you a free

CD with the T shirt. You know nothing, your purchase of the T shir shirt counts toward an album set or if you were to that's how the game go now, or if you was to buy like a ticket. You can buy a ticket to a concert, get the free T shirt, and then that equestion to an album. It's weird how they doing shit out here and other That's why it was like, some niggas can bundle all type of merchandise together, but you mad that I'm asking my legit fans who might who

went to go buy the music. Okay, Now other motherfuckers may see, like, hey, you know, if I actually don't stream and I buy some shit, I can win some shit. They must start buying music. Get out of my business, bro, how I sell albums? If be my kids ain't none of y'all never mind, Fuck off my dick billboard. I'm trying to be my family. I got a kid asking for shit, and I got a husband who can't be thirty feet within the fucking school.

My life already hard. You can't even take the kid to kindergarten, drop his mom. He can't do nothing. You are useless in this band in the morning time, brother, that's just like afternoon. You can't get it either. Do you stand in the doorway and the bus drops his off? Like what thing you do? My god, you can't even do that. I wouldn't feel letting you off the buses to this nigga's arm, like,

I don't you on the registery? Like at this point, remember how when COVID first dropped, they got to putting all them stickers on the floor to let you know exactly what's six feet. I feel like they gotta have one of those from like where the bus pulls up into the house so he can have the proper amount of feet. Definitely, definitely a game the community. Like he at the bury bottom of the gate, like looking down and tell

him to run and ship. He can't even make it. You gotta wait for the bus to keep going, then you gotta go down and then finally get them. There's too much work, man, Yeah, that is why would you have with a nigga on the registry. I don't give what he did to get here, Bro, your life is automatically until you're able to get him off the registry. What did he do? Because it's like I can't I technically can't even list you as an emergency contact for our child because

you can't go to the fucking school and pick him up. Imagine trying to get getting because at this point, as a school safety guard, I have to pretty much yeat your kid to you because you can't come on school grounds. Like yeah, so having a having a baby with somebody that is actively on the registry, that is now I've heard of poor pussy management, but

that is just that is fucking ridiculous. And I know they all say, well, you can't help with your love as as as many people as many people like, because you can't convince me that Nikki didn't have her pick of the litter, right, and she picked the sex offender. And well, I'm gonna say her track record. I mean, it was meek Mill before this nigga, and before meek Mill, it was Safaris. So she technically

over three when it comes to Dayton in the public eye. And you know what, and and and as as correct as that is, out of the three, she had the baby and created the family with a sex offender. Safaris are fucking goofy okay more ball. If there was a president for Cornball, it's Safari top ten like he he would be on the official seal summertime. All this jewelry. That's why they rob you, bro like this,

why they stick you up. You're an easy list sucker. But you know, out of all of these, of all of these choices, you get the fucking sex offender and say, hmm, I'm to settle down. Wow, Yeah that's right to case. And forgot about that. Yeah, she's

after I see. I never knew if that was confirmed or if that was just like, you know, people be talking, they see people taking pictures together and you know, I ain't gonna lie if I was a celebrity and I had access to like celebrity but my body lesson l there's gonna be some white girls on there. I ain't gonna lie who you I'm telling Damn she did they do somewhere in between it? Yeah, I just I didn't know.

Like like I said, I saw, you know, like the reports of it, but I didn't know if it was an actual because you know how people be. So do you think like you beat Pete Davison like the chicks he fucked? I think I could get with that. I'm funny. I'm pretty funny, and I think if I was famous, that'll probably be what I'll be famous for, some kind of being funny. I know he helped write them albums. You can tell Safari as trash though, Yeah,

she said that nigga don't want to work and shit. But like when I go back and I listen to like, oh Nigga, I'm like, what is Safari right? Because when you listen to some Fari rap and did you gonna listen to like whatever they say? He wrote me was like, ain't no funk away, it's a name day. I've seen like it is she the only person that he wrote for. Yeah, h like who else was

gonna take these doodle ass bars. That's why I don't really believe he was writing for, Like was he given like words words of encouragement like did he just saying no, I don't say it like that, say it like this, because I don't believe he put a pin to no paper because if he did, and he can't, like it's crazy because people were arguing with that and because according to her, like he was telling her like she wouldn't gone over, like it wouldn't go you know, yeah, because it's Raps is

doodle. So he knew out the gate they was gonna be asding they were together in twenty seventeen, like he knew out the gay them Raps was trackshed. That's why he told her what go go no here, she said, like when she was writing like doing like because there was there was an interview about it. I know, like there was an interview about it. I don't want to know. I ain't never taking advice from a nigga who can't rap and pop lot. You you're giving me advice on my rap career.

Bro, You couldn't really you couldn't even feel fines Worth Bentley shoes. This nig is forty five? No, Nicki Minaj husband, well, she like forty five. She's somewhere in the oh, she's not even forty. She might not be. She just looked she's stressed out. M I mean, okay, So I guess why we just like, what is this nigga job? What does he do? You're a stay at home child, yes man? While we on the top of a NIGGI for all those in the comments,

listen you have to disagree on. What are you disagreeing with? Sir? But for those in the comments, anybody listening to Nicki Minaj's album, I mean, it's not bad. I'm not okay, it's not bad. You ain't know. Like when it comes to new music, I like if it's on the radio and I like it, and then I kind of investigate after that. I think the only person that I like actively go but all right, like dog, So I thought maybe you would watch no because I

got like, I can't longly listen to so much pussy rap. I don't really think this album gets any replay value as a whole. But she got some slaps on that and I'm a sucker for a good sample. So the song everybody fucking amazing to me? What's that? What's the sample of the song? Is everybody oozy? Sample that ship that should be going crazy?

Yeah, And that's what I was explaining, like on my phone when I was like Nikki fans is like on the most potent of dope because of like the whole response as far as at least she still got her husband, Like Nigga, he's a sex offender. I will not get past that. But it's I'm really not like one of them staying kind of fans Like it's that you have songs. I like, you have songs I don't like. That's pretty much how it is. Like I'm not a one artist or the other

kind of person. Like there's stuff of Nikkis that I still listen to. There's stuff of Cardis that listened to. There's stuff for Mags that listened to. There's stuff that I hate from Nikki. There's stuff that I hate from Cardi. There's stuff I hate from Meg Like, yeah, was like video was nice, but that was some of their videos I have to watch on mute. But I'm just there's a lot of ship and I mean, that's even the same for the fucking Queen Bee herself. There are a lot of

Beyonce songs that I don't like. There are some that I'm like, you know, I fuck with this, and then there are some that it just fucking grew on me because people didn't stop fucking playing. And I don't care who you telling, but I'm more of a like, I'm a dangerously in love type Beyonce, like you know, I'm back in those ways. I'm

not really a fan of Beyonce's newer stuff. And there are some people that I feel like, even when the ship is trash, because they love and stand for that person so much, their brain won't allow them to admit that it's trash, and they force themselves to like it because it's this artist. Do you feel like that happens because I do, because I feel like sometimes these people are not being honest with themselves about their famous artists, even two

podcast shit that I had because I hate fucking changes. A lot of people love. I hate it change. I see enough changes all the season could in the morning outside. I don't like their mama. I was just upset when I realized that, like how he in the verse and how the hook go, and I was like that that's some wild ship. He unlocked the cold the writing songs Plastic on the Sulfur's Fire. Let said, well,

talk to him. What CARDI song do you hate? I don't hate Bungos like I don't just like turn that shit off, but there are certain what the fuck is the name of that song? I just I did not like it. And I was like, they just like meg that I'm her song. I hate that song. I don't like that song at all, you know what. I hate it from body body. I hated that ship.

Then they had the all the amminigated gall to stick that ship in the motherfucking two K. That ship was it was either the last year the year before that. She was on the two K sound track. That's kind of odd just considering that. It's like, you know, it's not odd though, like because they like his w n B A two K, they start putting the w n B A in the game so they have female representation. But like at that point in time when the song came out, it was a

hot song. It was everywhere, like it was a big train on TikTok. So I understood why they put it in the game. It was just like every three tiktoks, I scrolled Somebody's dancing at the bat. Even though I hate the song, I like what I'm looking at, So now I'm forced to listen to the song. Yeah my high fun around, turn aoutum down, and then keep scrolling. Wonder why I can't hear nothing. That's why I say I don't with like do we left the party? When I

got home. You know how you do the wallet check, You pull everything out of your pocket, and I realized that I have to now get a new ID. When I put everything back in my pocket, Apparently I didn't put my I D back in my wallet. So I'm like, okay, maybe it's just like out loose naked wrapped in the money. I'm like, oh no, it's not yours. And I was like, okay. Monday morning, I got a call d MV see I would get this new Yeah,

but they're matter of fact. I'm finna because I want to be able to answer Kim's question, but because I don't, I don't know the let me see m I'm not a fan of because my music like that, I will say hot ship with Dirk Kanye that was that was fat ass hm hmm,

that was that. I feel like CARTI really missed the boat when she dropped up like for an album, Like she kind of missed the boat with that, Like if she would have dropped, like if all the ship that she been doing was like condensed its like six months, then she gave us an album that have been tight, so like you dropped up then, like all the features she was doing, like she did the song with Lino Glawrilla, like she was giving everybody these nice features, then if they would have

dropped like an album and then bongos happened to be on the album, wouldn't be so upset with it, Like y'all dropped bongos like the summer is over and you dropped like it don't even matter now, Like honestly, I don't think I liked Ring. I think it grew on me when when it first

came out. I think I hated but they just kept painting to get that song and then I got used to it, like all the all the dope songs were like first time singles that was like like Ring, like what I don't know who on the song, but that Ring, that shit came wait at the end, like so she had put all the good shit out already, so like we got a Boat Yellow, and then like bicky Head came out, and then the song with Bad Bunny, like we got all the

hot Ship first. Then she started dropping them bush and songs off the album like Ring Hot Ship was already. I hate that song. I do not like it, like act ah but so but you know, and there's a lot of chip from like Nikki that I don't really like. But then it's

like, okay, I take that back. Be's in the traps car Nikki Nikki Nikki, Hikky Niggas think to Change came around to change crazy you know Chang's recovered If you didn't know, to Change was actually two chains was actually cause I feel like I said change, but then I kind of heard change. But I don't want to be on here like tone talking like him and Ship. But he was actually he was actually in a car accident at month. It was crushed up against the ball so wow, yeah, but he

was in a pretty bad one. But hopefully he is doing okay. I haven't checked on the progress for him yet, speaking of accidents, I don't know if y'all saw Michael b Shorten in the Ferrari situation. The way you was smirking, sound like you wasn't as bad this, yeah, kind of let me see. And for the record, the way to change rap now he's been rapping that way. I just want niggas enough. So when he was teddy Boy and nobody gave a fun, he was still coming listen.

I don't know out now. Tone, tone isn't here, So I'll have to put this off until next week because there is a I don't know if you guys know anything about it. Tommy, you're still in the comments, Thomas. And as soon as I open it up, she right here. There is a lady on Instagram, Bianca Monique. Yeah wow, but niggas is wilder because I didn't even know MC life was in her bag like that back in the day. She a stone cold, freaking really nigga, keep

on keep keeping. She was MC knight been rapping about freaky but the way she was young sometime I wanted to know if you were so uncomments because I know how you feel about hip hop, and you know it was just the whole hip hop fiftieth you know year and everything, and she has been tearing this ship to some of that, like some of them verses I know about Look the ship, you don't know about it. So, because like I said, as soon as I opened Instagram, her videos was right there.

I have posted this song on this show so many times to tell y'all how fucked up it is. I didn't even know anybody else fucking knew this song like that because I never hear anybody else talk about it. Yes, look, I just see the lyrics. Strip, get them off, girl, Don't make me chase you who approven? Mm hmmm, don't make me beat that ass bitch now? Strip. I told y'all, and I was listening to this as a kid, who's say in the studio life that's the one,

not bro. That's why. Yeah. So we are going to have a full segment. It'll have you know, videos from her, and we still have to talk about this Aaron hallshit because this niggas a terrorist. You know. We talk about Karl Malone not being ship, we talk about Brian and Knight not being ship. Aaron Hall needs his day right here to the front of the from the congrect. He's definitely gonna be up here, and I'm making off her talk about Michael as well to bring him. Then are

we castling Aaron Hall next week? Because I'm are fort he should have got the fun out of everything. Gotta go, mister, don't be afraid. Yes, we definitely are afraid. That's why he wasn't in the toss of that video. Yeah, we had beat that chick ass with that boot and ship and they just had a ball nigga in the back silhouette singing with a hat like crazy. Yep, maybe they got r Kelly standing there, so that ship was just It's positive. No, but damn songs with Tupac.

That's crazy now think about it, said Aaron hars should have been canceled. Oh whole ass nigga said Aaron Harll was beating up bitches with snakes skin. But yeah, that's why he wasn't in the tust of that video. I don't want it to ever end. Yeah, yeah, Tommy, But there's Her name is Biancamonique, and her entire like she is basically exposing like all of the ray Pie and predatory and just all of the bullshit that was like in the lyrics of songs like going Back and but Joe butten addressed and she

she addressed Joe Button. She was like, say my name, bitch. I was crying. He was like saying, say my name, bitch. Any nigga that says that nigga saw my dick needs to be eliminated. See, And that brings us back to the beginning of the show when we were talking about Will Smith's ex best friend. Like because the way that he was talking about Dwayne Martin, he said he was killing it, like bro, why he was watching. He was like he was a murdering And I'm like,

oh my god, this is real aggressive. Like when he was describing not just instantly, I was like that nigga sounds like he was on his tippy toes with it, like he was, you're doing that shit, will again digin. Imagine why you fucking a nigga just changing shit that you've heard in like football practice. Getus. He needs to be gone too, he might already be gone. Who you're talking about. You're talking about Joe butten or Will Smith an ex best friend. And it's one of those things.

It's like I think that people are people pick and choose, So when it comes to Will Smith best friend, it's like, for me, being a logical person, I'm like when people are mad or salty at you, it's like it can go one of two ways. It's like one you can either be telling everything because you mad at him, or you can be making up shit because you mad at him. And I feel like a lot of people are going to instantly go into the believing just because of their own personal feelings

about Will Smith. But I feel like dog is kind of even if it's some true to what he's saying, I don't feel like everything that Nigga's saying. I personally feel like he just he just talking to talk. But I say, we haven't seen you in the comments in a while, but like some of this ship he's saying, like like you just said, like you're calling Will Gate like a lot of motherfuckers in life we already thought Will was

there. So if you're telling the truth, you are just confirming the suspicions we already had, Like this is not groundbreaking news for somebody, Like I think Will Smith's gat like it's not it's not now. The funny thing to me was, you know when he got a star and I said that Nigga definitely had a nice little arch to him and the green you know, and it's so funny because you look yea sometimes a little bit. Yes, I am definitely happy to see you that we ain't seen you in a while.

So no, but she she used to always coming, I know, like she had she hadn't been in a comments in a while, so I had like stopped because you know, I don't like to feel like I'm spamming people. So you know, I just when I when I tag people to you know, the show, to let you know that we're going live and stuff, I'm not doing it to you know, spam people, or I'm not not tagging you to leave you out. I just I try to go by people who are engaging the most because I feel like leaving people out, just

trying to jump stop it. We gotta cut your water. Based off today's Facebook comedy, I could have exposed fraudulent and contradictory behavior, but I chill like orange Juice Jones. You wait, we talked about the singer. We're talking about my man who was running through the airport doing hurts commercial singer. Ah, So you in him in the ring in the brain, That's that's all cold. He ain't that with dead Pool? Shot not Deadpool dead shot.

I really think he was popping niggas to that song as soon as d what why are you outside? Why are you why? You're not mine of your business? She's clearly on the day. Hey, so we has anybody watched The Blackening that saw you last night? Mother? We were together? Oh, yes, see this is what happened when A why. I was a little of the sauce, but no, that's why we were really scared, Like, I need you to watch the black and Casey already I didn't

have to drive up. I was like, I hope was the same one in the group, right, I was the app So me and the girls we just watched it Friday night. It's on Max. Yeah, so we watched it on a Friday night, and I can say that it was entertaining. It's fucked because it's like, bro, this is really how niggas act, so and like the little jokes and she's like how they sting each other like his friends? Like it did? It made a lot of sense.

Hm. I definitely feel like if us as a crew were in a horror movie, I can see ship going like this, especially because there were drugs involved, so you always go have them high or you know, drunk people in the group. That just makes ship more. Yeah, death experience like tone. He then, so when you watch the movie, you will see which one is tone. So there's definitely a tone in the group when you got it. So if you haven't watched it, I think actually they're supposed

to be coming out with a blacken in two. I think I said, let me go that real quick, because I could have swore I saw that. I think they got it. I never saw the first one. What was that about? Just like a black family movie. The mm hmm. The Blackening to is confirmed. It is getting a sequel. It is clear that the producers want to strike while the iron is hot and make the little movie into a big franchise. You know what I'm saying, yo, If

it's really what you're saying, is we do talk? I feel like Wayne is so really mm hmm. Mante said, I'm crying because I know exactly which one to. Uh. Tommy said, who gonna die first? If we was in the movie, I think tongue would be too inquisitive. That's probably why you got her. He gonna die for trying to get some puzzy. You know what, little cute bitch gonna stab him right up, or we're going to unfortunately pairish because Tone is going to sell us out for say

it, pussy facts facts. So it's gonna be one of them, one of them holes, and Tone is definitely go she go talk him into leaving us stand up like you saw us out for the little dead bitch. So yeah, it would definitely be a point just say it's like you know how it'd be like one random car that's staring ship and she would convince him to leave us. But let's just go. We can send help and get the rubbing on his thigh and you go hit the gas. Tom will be right

Friday in the thirteenth. Is he a fuck around and find all the amenities for the car and instead of coming to get niggas, he just pull off the leady. That's definitely a game, bro, tell me said to chase the coche. Yeah, so that that is one nigga Who I be like that? Why am iide chase the cat if it's not off, if it's not an off family group or you know, just somebody I know for a

fact he's not attracted to. I don't like our chances with Tom. That's crazy nope, Like and it's crazy because you would think, like Tommy said, to promise the cute girl the podcast and we can talk about true crime since you did it, I let you, I let you kill all my friends and then we tell you we can make it into an audio book. I record you just you know. I want to do the two movie, so you know we can do a two B movie about it. Yo,

tom sent me out for a too B movie. I'm whooping his ass soon as he crossed over and after so soon as you step foot across wherever we at bro fade on sight, it's gonna be like high school. We get back to the games, like they pro this nigga will literally let this bitch murder all of us as long as she goes and does a pot about it. We were man, he's selling us out. We jumping him sooner some ship like the Wish You Were Here podcasts, Yeah, roads like I just

listen. I love my brother, but that nigga will definitely sell me up. Like dog he lett the bitch use a car. I was on the bus in the middle of the night from South twenty seven all the way to the North Side when I was working for a car Lot Dog didn't get no fu. So yeah, I really really really feel like Bro gotta go first. I don't think that's even true, but he's not He's not here to say it's not true, So whatever I say just goes right now. Absolutely,

I missed my brother charge the podcast. I'm gonna say everybody podcast coming home. So okay, So I'm going to be about to play a little game about us playing a little game. So if we just say we were all captured by Jigsaw, what do you think our traps will be? Is

gonna definitely it's gonna be open weeding. It's gonna get you like either that or I gonna have to like a wheel of cheese to get through his key to keep a full wheel and cheese to get to the key to unlike it's cups and ship whatever you got playing Bro, you don't even want to play like Bro. Cheer up. Say he felt like his trap gonna be design That was gonna be a hooker. She's gonna have like HEPSI or something.

Damn, you're gonna die slow on the back end. Literally, Bo was gonna think he's aboved the whole movie to drop dead before the credit is wrong. So his body just already and you know, sucks because we should feel safe with tone and a horror movie setting because he's technically the military nigga. But I don't feel like that. Nigga got no combat experience and he probably can't even shoot the guns, so we don't even have that. We work on computers. Bro, he wasn't in a field. He tell you that.

You have y'all ever seen Mine Hunters? L L COOLJ was in it. Okay. Mine Hunters was actually a really really good movie, So mine don't. Tommy, you're not allowed, but we don't want to see you to march. That's what we want to talk to you. My trap would be something dealing with and spiderwebs or my mother in law that's crazy, or that could put us in like a family group chat or a family group trap, and then it'd be like we can't laugh at some inappropriate sh or you

get shot. I feel like we're all gonna slowly go. Nigga, we couldn't even survive on silent library. That should be funny. There's no way, no way at all for me. I probably get him paled by like a deal door or some ship like I just I feel like it's it's gonna it gotta be off the chain. Mine's probably gonna be exercise related. I'm just I'm treadmill. Make me want oh like speed, I can't do that. You stop it blow up. That's then there all of us walkskalk brisk

walk. But so mine, Mind Hunters was a it's it's I think it's what you would call a psychological thriller. But basically, these you have these like these trainees for like the FBI or whatever, so you are supposed to do profile. So they're trying to figure out, you know, this killer or whatever, and they're trying to like profile, but they keep getting picked

off based off of what they're like individual weaknesses and shoul are. So I'm not gonna spoil the whole movie, but I'm just gonna give you an example. Like, no, it's not new at all, Like what what's the other final destination A little bit. No, it's like because it's like it's actual traps that are set and because like they're supposed to be profiling the killer, but the killer basically prop out them to know how to kill them.

So perfect example. You know, y'all need y'all one weeds. So there's this this chick and like she has to smoke, like she she smokes. She has to smoke. So she's sitting in the hallway like you know, just by herself, like tripping and shit. And then all of a sudden, random time, like a pack of cigarettes, you know, like the old school cigarette machine shows. It falls out of the machine, the little cigarette machine, and she's seeing she like she's trying to like, you know,

stop, she's like need no cigarettes. She can get it, and she lighted and she smoke it. Then all of a sudden, this bitch lipp and shit just start bleeding, like and her shirt got blutd. So like whatever was in a cigarette whatever chemicals and shity putting a cigarette like it's literally eating its bit from the inside out. Because he knew her weakness was

cigarettes. And then it just it goes down the line. No, I'm just saying, how y'all have to Like that was his way of profiling her, to know, like if I put this like, she's not gonna be able to resist the shit because I know her habits, her characteristics and shit, I know this is how to get her. And it went down the line like that with different people. I don't know if y'all have ever seen. I posted this video of L L KOOJ kicking over a man in the

wheelchair. That's just my Hunters. I laughed on that part so hard. He deserved it. Man. Usually that video when they be showing like l like zesty moments. Mine Hunters was really good. There was another movie that was really good too, and had the little twist at the end. It's called Identity. Because he locked his lips. He was he definitely crushing like a jelly. First of all, do you know how hot lights are when you're on a set. He was been like he was wrapping some of the

hardest bars in the That's how he was able to do it. He wasn't restricted, and he was able to flow in all senses of the word. And I wasn't mad at him. Just dick swinging, no, wrap up your wrap quiet like I can take facing the scene mitigated dick shooting here. Yeah, I'm actually not and I'm off tomorrow. I'm off tomorrow, so that's nice. Even when I do go in, I don't start until twelve

now, but I did. I took off tomorrow. But y'all have to make sure that y'all are here for our next show, because we're definitely going to break down a lot of these songs lists. And I'm so happy that she's doing it because now I don't have to. But fuck, Aaron Hall. Is she trying to ruin hip hop? Or is she just pointing out ship that's been there the entire time? So I mean asking people to be accountable for these lyrics and asking, bro, what the fuck was on your

bird when you rap this? Not really the same thing said shooting in here about cam in this whorehouse, we would not be down there, right, That's not true. Herb has been going for a while. That's very true. I'm just telling you what happened in the order of the events in which I was, not that these things happen, That's right, Britt. Yeah, Aaron Hall, I don't even know what he didn't. I don't. I don't follow Aaron Hall news. I mean, it's it's old, but

it's ever since r Kelly took his swag? Who the fuck is Aaron Hall? That's mad? You get me mad, But he you didn't. He did it better. He did you better than you, and you hadn't taken around on your team, Like how you got the star producer on your team and you let this nigga do you better than you. He stole your own swag. It was like, Yo, you get the funk out of here. I'm you now, I'm you. Let me show you how to do you when you say it like that, look at everything, Like just look

at everything the videos. You can even compare the Aaron Hall was covers, The Fucking Fade and the Flat Top. So R Kelly was like, let'naetr public announcement. We're gonna do Born in the nineties. Aaron Hall was like, I'm going solo boyhead. Michael Jordan Kelly was like twelve player, hold my beer, nigga out of here. With his own style. He turned Aaron Hall in the job role. If you look at the album covers, the album covers even more similar, like so he just was like you know

what, like like that's what you album cover gonna be cool? You stolen there the whole sauce did it better than him. And like we thought about Aaron Hall doing no solo ship. When you think Aaron Hall, you think of god, no solo project. I think I miss you the only fucking song. Oh my god, Joe, I see like a horrible person. So videos have just recently surfaced showing that like hamsters and ship don't be dead

and kind of like just yeah, you know, oh my god. And I was playing Aaron Hall, so he's probably down there like moving and grooping like wait, it's dark in here, mom, let me out. And I didn't know nothing technius that all he needed was a jump start. You thought he was dead. I hate for Rod for his video. You are terrible. So now I have, like for weeks, I have been living with the fact that I have possibly buried it lived, like buried it alive.

I don't know that because he had food, he had water, he had his hamster wheel like I was taking care of him. So that's what I'm saying, bro, Like how you just steal my how you steal my identity? And it's like nobody said nothing, like nobody pointed this apocrisy out, like nobody see r Kelly, like the ninety three source of words was like, like I said, And it's funny because both of them niggas went

bad by choice. Man, you buried a hamster that was I don't know I might have, Bro, Nobody ever mentioned anything about them niggas like you know, going it's like like a little voluntary vegitative state and ship. Nobody fucking knew that they kick out. Don't do that, bro, talking about who you think you is? Cane and taker, You don't he could have ultimate Warrior, but any more damn wait they did. They put all the warrior in that casket. Beat him up some more. That's what I do.

Like he said, that's too long. He was all for it. He was like, now you've been in there too long. Hey, you know what's fucked up? When that nigga, when your I got sympathy for you. Damien Hall, his brother, even did the interview with Live talking about howr Kelly is taking air halls when your brother, So you're saying, this is what happened. It's a whole problem. Like just imagine Damien comeing, like, hey, come into the family reunion ship, Like where am

I play that? Like then Robert just walk in, Hey, what're you doing here? I'm you start calling him, just keep calling him Robert and be like, huh, my name's Eric. Robert didn't be like I mean, it's you get the off with his face pressed up against the glass the house singer talking to your family, being kicked out of your family for your

stunt, double nasty, for your doppling, for your evil twin. You're even evil, damn R Kelly. You walk in the door and ship and everybody looking at you like you'rein't supposed to be here, just nicking b up and make mental hold the turkey and what you're gonna do about the air coming mother giving big Mama kiss on the cheecken ship before you say grace you walk into the car. Sure he got beat up with that boot that was resisible, like hey for R Kelly, he couldn't whoop kills, so he beat

his wife. Bitch, I didn't try to. You're talking about the burying somebody or something alive. It's nasty work. I didn't know that they can, just like you know, I didn't know that they can temporarily delete themselves. That it was temporarily. They just took a break. I ain't know. They just pushed the pause button. Bro. I thought the game was over, you undertakers. And I had my little tape recorder out there, and I play Aaron Hall, I miss you. That's nasty, but even

like, what did you have a tape of Aaron Hall? Or did you record this off the radio? If you got off the radio, that's even disgusting. No, I had to that had consette tapes. First of all, why did anyone in the household own Aaron Hall? I miss you single because I know nobody had this fucking album. You know, I'll take that

back, definitely. I think my mama had that album. We had all the app you know, Mama was big R and B, especially because you know, we was like we was considered like you know, like upper middle class back and so like we had like the multi dish changers and all that shit. That was back when niggas bought an entire CD for like two songs.

Actually you bought the whole album for one song. No, Previously, we didn't have to buy the albums because remember we had CD singles, and the CD singles used to have multiple versies, member, we used to have the extended mix, used to have a cappella, used to have the instrumental

and all that shit before. Because lord knows, one of my favorite singles was Genuine Pony, that extended mix with the little piano and ship used to slap so Yes Mary J. Blige her singles for uh You remind Me at like the Little Hip Hop remix and ship so Yeah love her Yeah like on Step Brothers from Fan woke up and found out he was being buried alone. I still haven't watched Step Brothers, Bro, I always stop after he looked at Dodo mm hmmm. So like so it was a guy who was being

apprehended for shoppers. I don't like where this is going. As they taken folks to pull him into the office so they could call the cops. To wait for the cops, he proceeds to ship in his hand poor his hand bag out wipes it on his face. Immediately, everybody lessens this man. He walks out of the store like nothing fucking happened, face covered and do the that car ride or whatever? The fuck you getting home? Nasty Like, I don't care how you wash your face off. He still smells like

shit, your ash your assche's a school. I don't want to evade jail that bad like you shoplifting, bro, What did you really have? The most they've gonna give you is a ticket and you're band from this store? Well, we don't know that. But I'm just saying, in some cases what you stealing don't even be worth it. What I'm saying is, if he was willing to do that, he must got a record. I'm pretty

sure they are looking for him for something else. I don't know if I'm you can't tell me that a nigga that is willing to wipe his own ship across his lips and one fluid motion has a clear background. Ain't no way in hell that nigga got warned. And they probably for having buried somebody alive like I apparently did to my fa the day it might be. I don't

know if I want to not go to jail that bad. Yeah, niggas in jail used to do it though, Like that car rides like your booty chicks is all squism because you still got ship in between your eyes, Like what what if it's like water shower stall and there was like ship smeared on the wall and it's like broh, the bathroom like the bathroom sot like right around the corner, like you could have just hopped out and just but yeah, but that that brings me to like that story of that man who was

married to that lady and found out that she ships in the shower and like stumps it down the drain, and oh, and he thought that she like he thought she was playing, but she was dead serious. She was like, you don't do that. He was like, no, I get the fuck out the shower and he was a fucking toilet. But no, instead of getting out of the shower to sick her ass on the toilet, she

was shipping in the shower and then like stump it through the drain. And he was like, he was wondering, like because he had to like snake the drain before. He was like, it smells so bad. And he had no idea that that was the reason why they were married. And at this point he was like, Conda, like he didn't know if you want to stay with her? Was like because that was just he couldn't get over that. We got two options in this scenarios. Is he the peaceful or

a life full of domestic bodies. I think you should pick. Hopefully you are sensible and you pick the divorce, says my white poops. My wife poops in the shower. My wife poops in the shower and stumps it down the drain. Not a joke. She recently. She recently told me this, and I've been living with it for weeks now. She even broke the news to me while laughing about it. You know what a waffle stop is. It's a name for it by please don't know, ah no, or

you know, maybe they're another race. Maybe they're Asian or Mexican, who knows, but we're not claiming it. You know what a waffle stop is, she asked me. She laughs, and laughs, oh hard, She started crying. I feel disgusted and betrayed. I can't even look at her over breakfast anymore before I head off the work. And while that work, all I can do is wonder to myself, is she doing it right now? Apparently this has been going on for years, She says. She uses

all the scented candles she obsessively buys online to massive smell. I work twelve to fifteen hours a day, so plenty of times to cover her shit steak. A few times we had to snake the drain due to a clog, and now I know why. I'm not sure I can live this life anymore for a waffle stump. I feel like she serve I am one of those I'm a texture person, right. I don't like the feel of anything mushy under my feet, even in shoes, Like if I have to like cut

across and the grass is like, like, I don't. I just it grosses me out. I don't like the feeling of anything mushy under my feet. So, oh, you know what, but they do have like for y'all, you know, cause y'all, y'all love y'all Jordan's and y'all sneakers and ship like that. You know, they got the little things like it's basically like shoe condoms, right, mm hmm, but they they have they have multiple sizes, like even like boot socks. But we live in Wisconsin.

You can't always control it because mushy outside. Yeah, I just don't. I don't like the mushiness. I think I wear a shoe condom this would look like. And you know who Matt right, yes, you been a while and lady, no pun intended. So now I don't feel like I don't feel like he should be under fire for the six year old boy ship only because how do you know that this six year old boy you're talking to, you're not even supposed to be able to use the fucking internet until

you're thirteen. Those are the terms and conditions. I don't know what he said. I just feel like they said he said something it wasn't to the nage of like I guess the waitress, Oh, I had a black guy, and I guess he said. I guess if she learned how to cout you on that black eye type shit, she'd a waitress. She don't cook anyway, So it didn't even make sense. So now you want the fire

for a joke that didn't even make sense? Why, like you a comedian, bro, like why you wanted to a First of all, it was just a bad joke, Like, it's not what he said. It's not funny like that. That's one joke that just wasn't funny, and it's not funny because of the nature and the sensitivity. Like, no, as a comedian, nigga, you stand here and tell jokes. That joke just wasn't fun And that's okay, bro, it just wasn't fun. I wouldn't nigga

shouldn't be bent out of shape about it. It just wasn't fun. Now that ship he said to the six year old kid, that's hilarious, absolutely funny, how like she's apologized, but it's like, bro, he's six. Was he on the internet? And why are you even talking to your six year old about this grown comedian saying and then involving him in it.

Did she stitch respond or something to it? Nigga said, your mama buy your Christmas presents with her only friends, and we'd have been at the lunchroom, might have been like, oh, y'all, let him talk to you like that Cisco. Come on, Chad, do something, Chad. You don't let Matt talk to you like that skinny, little white kid. I'll cut the kid the fuck out, stay in your place, or I will

make you cry crazy like curves like a turd stone. She was in there number one time and my baby had like shit in the water, and I was like, Okay, we gotta take you out. We gotta jump about the hotel, we gotta fish this out as a kid. I can't remember which comedian told his story, but with my experience at pools, I believed it because I know shit has happened while I was there. I didn't know how to swim at the time, so thankfully I wasn't in the water.

But it was talking about like, I guess somebody had ship in the pool and like they was like coming out of the water at the same time, turn like what ship? Gosh, how can you what kind of ship you're gonna have? Do you know how lazy you have to be to not get

out of a pool, to not even go out the show work. I've had, like I've had stomach pain to where like you feel like, Okay, when I get to the bathroom, this is gonna be like pushing out a fucking rock, Like whatever it hurts, this ship is a boulder for to come out. Then when you sit on the toilet it sounds like a ship waterfall. They're like, whoa, how did I Like I thought I was gonna be passing the kidney store and this motherfucker dumb go chasing pool falls.

Hey, so I have been in situation now usually typically you can tell based off of the type of stemach pain you have also unpredictable. But I feel I'm saying most times you can't. You do get thrown the monkey wrench at time, because I have definitely been in some situations where I was like, I got a fart, but I don't trust you go to the bathroom like see, definitely, had I let that pop go the whole situation,

it would have got dicey real like when you got a ship. But you also have to like Monte, you just got like you said down that they told roach Craig do do in the pool and he thought it was But no, I do, like I tipic, like when it's like a sharper kind of pain, then I'm like, all right, this one is. It's not gonna be like a hard ship. But then it's like if it's more like crampy, then I'm like, man, that was probably a little bit

more solid. But then I have those points where it just it's feel like I swallowed liva bro, like my stomach heat up, if my booty hole get hot, Like my stomach feel warm and my asshole feel like somebody is just like you know how like when you rub sticks together trying to start a campfire. Yeah, I like, somebody just started smearing basiline. I've never done that. No, No, you know, as the nigga that was out here eating fucking snow salt. I guess I can expect stuff. You

can't. Certain ship, you just don't tell me. But no, you shot on a hotel room walk. I did. Shut the fuck up with your judgment. I wasn't eating. I couldn't help shitting on the ball. No, I couldn't. I didn't know I had the ship. It was okay, perfect example. You know how like when if you're going to eat like a bride or hot dog or even a fucking burger, and you don't shake the ketch up or the mustard bottle first somebody, so when you you know, pop the top off, you just go for it. You know,

That's what happened. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Might I said? Man, Sometimes the booty hole warm up like the old cigarette light. This is like I've been warming up, like you can see that, you see the blow at the bottom. Ready. Yeah, but I hate that when I'm in a space where like I absolutely just like I cannot go to the bathroom because me I I used to have a thing like when I was younger. I'm like, dude, I'm not shipping in the public bathroom now.

I do not care. If I feel like my stomach is going to turn inside out. I am going to take a ship. I do not care. I told you of wata me a million times. I do not be caring? Yeah, should that work? I think the only place that I haven't shipped, and it's like I've never had this ship in there, and I hope that I don't like in the middle of the club, like I've never taken a ship. I'm just like, you know, taking shots and ship. I'm all right, Robbie right back. And we were seeing

that occur many times over the years. Somebody was always taking the ship for means. Tzy post about it all the time. And then when we were out, Mante actually got accused of I'm going to take a dookie in the middle of taking That's crazy. That's crazy because it's like you white and then you just pull your pants up and then just go like get on it there.

What are your wife? That's what I'm saying, Like you know you got because most like because it's like because you were in the club, you most likely don't have no you know, no wipes, and it's like, you know you can't. He said, I was throwing up in your asshole, was throwing up? You went asked to see six. I was just gonna say that that's definitely that is an holy I'll never forget. When we were so when you poop and it smells like ship, like my Pops calls

out the telegram because you're like that wind passing around that turn. Yo. He is so right, So it's usually like a silent one too. And I definitely feel like, bro, I'm use the bathroom and like that's sure ship. But that was like bro, like he pulled it by the bar. When when we were in Onyx, that bartender was so pissed. I don't think I've ever seen anybody so mad to do their job. Like I feel like if they could have quit on the spot and right there, that

was your nasty mother, Like that is treacherous people. Hey, I'm not innocent because when when we were in Mixed one time, I threw up on the bar and my friend cousin did that. So my friend cousin did the same thing. I was like, I was, I was standing right next to my say now, and all of a said, I didn't even feel it comes you know how normally you're like you get that. It just I was and I just like right on the bar and I was like and I get it because I'm like yes, so far he was like, who the

fuck? It was so mad? I don't like bartender was pissed, but just say it looked like milk. Yeah. Look, man, I don't know what was going on to day, but but then I one't got nothing. I just kept drinking. Hey, you gotta watch the taste out like you did the second game back, Like ya should. Y'a should get a time like this you want inside? Hey, man, my table was looking

at the chick having a seizure being a pervert. Since we're talking about club, let's have some What what's wrong with y'all be doing some real wild ship when we go out? He said, you threw it so left. I definitely kept drinking that night though, but I mean because after you throw up you feel better, So you know, that was like the reset. But he said I was standing right next to her and didn't even see it. Yeah, then you look up and I was gone, I ain't tapplem nothing.

I was like, he had figured it out. We'll start. We gotta start doing Irish when we go to these functions. What the is the Irish? Goodbye? Do that anyway? I usually tell seven people go by, just start telling nobody. I definitely slide out, especially if it's like I don't want to make the circle. Well, anyway, I want to thank you guys for tuning in to this week's episode opposially awkward. Make sure that you have a very very very safe holiday, just in case we end

up not recording us. Still kind of up in the area, y'all know. The next two weeks we got coming up is Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve. Hoighly that would be here for New Year's Eve. That's like, don't bank on that at all. Christmas Eve might be a toss up for me, but you know, just in case we are not here until after the New Year Day. I made it almost a whole show without hiccups. Well, I guess we could last year, I do, but I ignore that when I got up Well yeah, I guess. Okay, sir understood,

all right, disregard We'll be back on Saturday then. So, if you were not able to tune in for the full show Fred not, you were able to catch the replays on Facebook, or you can just catch the audio only episodes when they drop on your favorite streaming platforms on Tuesdays at ten am. When Tone does his fucking job, we all know, because you know, shrug, She's like, oh where is the pot. She will let us know asap when Tone do not have the fucking pile up her or

Denise. So again, we want to wish Tone a happy early birthday. He only got thirteen minutes left. But we also want to say fuck you, bro, because we know that if we ever end up in this horror movie, we we're going to sell us the fuck out this bitch. Honestly, I feel like they don't even got a promise. I feel like if the right bitch show her nudes, he's gonna lock us out for the killer.

So in the moment I hear Tone fon go dang, I'm just fine on this ship, Bett, But if you haven't, please watch The Blackening. You definitely watch it and let me know when you figure out who Tone is. Let me know when you figure out who Tone is, because that, like I said, Montebe was laughing because he knew instantly. So we

will be back on Saturday. I will make an announcement a couple times throughout the week, but before before we go, I want to play this video one last time to let you guys know to look out for my newest toy that is coming this week. It's the satin gloves for me. What it does? Yeah, right, now water. Look they didn't even touch the water yet and it already gone. Yes, yes, it's tapping the G spot you know, yes, so so so again that is a three in

one vibrate or so you have the deal though that actually vibrates. Then of course you have the G spot ticuler. And then you have the section for the click. Now all three of those each has seven seven different speeds and modes for you to select, so you know you can always switch things up. Get that pattern, go get your listen. Mm hmmm, my bugs, bunny, he's doing the uh see, look, Rita said, I was just about to say, I got that, but mine don't have that

flicky thing in the middle. That's but yeah, so introductory price when that drops this week will only be forty dollars and then you know the price will go up. But I just want to be able to get a lot of people to be able to at least try it first and then leave those reviews so that you know others that are coming in to purchase it and see, you know what that thing do. So we will be back on Saturday. On Saturday. So until next time, we got a hoe. I hate

you so much. I know why you do it. That don't make you make me no more sick.